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2013-04-21 09:16 6587551 Anonymous (image.jpg 251x250 20kB)
>tfw even introverted girls who spend all their time inside have had at least one sexual encounter Just kill me already

0 min later 6587556 Ricky
>tfw if you had a vagina, you are guaranteed sexual satisfaction

1 min later 6587563 Turtletron
>girl claims to be a virgin >find out thats her only redeemable feature >is a total cunt and is ugly

1 min later 6587565 Anonymous
Can you blame us? Seriously? Imagine if you could have sex with a hot person, you'd do it too.

3 min later 6587571 GreenTrash-chan
>Know a pretty girl who spends all of her time indoors and like to play video games >Has fucked at least 30 different men and has no plans on stopping

3 min later 6587572 Anonymous
>mfw the only thing that keeps girls from having sex is religion >mfw the autistic fedora-atheists that constantly attack religion are the ones that need it most Oh glorious feels.

6 min later 6587598 Anonymous
>implying I'm not a kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin

7 min later 6587603 Anonymous
>>6587598 >implying you're not obese and hairy

9 min later 6587619 Anonymous
>>6587565 Kind of. I'm attractive enough to get most girls, yet i don't. I can only blame myself, it's a choice i make. I'm not going to hide who i really am to get into some vain, dumb broads pants, even if she is hot. So no, I wouldn't.

9 min later 6587623 Sky Harbor
>>6587565 So you're admitting girls have it easier? Most guys here have never had that chance.

10 min later 6587625 Anonymous
>>6587565 I could just hire a 10/10 escort but I don't since I only want to have sex with someone I love due to not being a slut.

10 min later 6587631 Anonymous
>>6587551 most do, but ALOT don't. who cares though?

11 min later 6587636 Anonymous
>>6587565 No I wouldn't. I'm far too self conscious of my body, small penis and lack of sexual experience.

11 min later 6587641 Anonymous
>>6587572 >mfw the only thing that keeps girls from having sex is religion It's the only thing that keeps them faithful too. You want a long lasting, faithful relationship robots? Convert to a religion and get with the women who are scared shitless of God

12 min later 6587642 Anonymous
>>6587603 >implying I'm not so dangerously underweight that I can't even grow body hair

12 min later 6587649 Anonymous (image.jpg 640x590 127kB)
>go to /adv/ to see where introverted girls hang out >see this response >get more depressed knowing that even if you approach, you are destined to fail >get more depressed knowing that women don't get depressed because it's this validation that makes feel like they have a purpose I feel like killing myself

13 min later 6587651 Anonymous
>>6587619 I don't hide who I am, most guys are very open to nerdy girls. >>6587623 When it comes to sex, yes.

13 min later 6587654 Anonymous
>>6587623 Oh come on, most girls know they have it easier in that regard, and most will admit it if you ask the right way. Don't act surprised. "Most women aged 18-25 have it easier when it comes to getting a date or when getting a casual sex partner"

13 min later 6587664 Anonymous
>>6587625 Well, sex feels great, specially with a guy who knows what he's doing. What's the problem with that?

13 min later 6587666 Anonymous (96JohnDeereLawnTractor-704563.jpg 400x300 38kB)
>tfw all girls are sluts

14 min later 6587672 Anonymous
Why's everyone so obsessed with boning on /r9k/? > /r9k/ - muh dick

15 min later 6587676 Anonymous
>>6587642 Oh. Do you cry often and want somebody to hold you while you cry?

15 min later 6587683 Anonymous
>>6587664 Risking pregnancy and STDs and anyone who knows losing respect for you.

16 min later 6587686 Anonymous
hey op wait for someone you really like those girls actually regret it

16 min later 6587694 Anonymous
>>6587666 >tfw riding mower has seen more bush than you ever will

17 min later 6587699 Anonymous (1345698732860s.jpg 125x125 2kB)
>>6587651 That's lucky for you. I'm not really "nerdy" though. If i could describe myself in one word: Subversive. Not really normalfag material.

19 min later 6587712 Anonymous
>>6587683 There are countless ways to avoid pregnancy, and there's always abortion if everything goes wrong. STDs are something you should be very careful about but you can't stop living your life because of it. About losing respect, most people have sex. It's something normal. Also I don't tell everyone about my sex life.

19 min later 6587717 Anonymous
>>6587641 Women need a father figure, and there aren't a lot of them around anymore.

20 min later 6587728 Anonymous
>>6587551 Theres no such thing, >>6587565 I can and I will. And no I wouldt, Ide turn her down to spite her then have sex with a humble girl to destory her self esteem.

20 min later 6587729 Anonymous
>>6587712 Sorry to break it to you but men who have casual sex with women think of you as toilets to dispose semen into and most other women actively despise you.

21 min later 6587741 Anonymous
>>6587672 Because none of us get laid oftern. Of you had as much trouble with getting laid youde feel the same way. Now fuck off slut.

23 min later 6587746 Anonymous
>>6587556 >implying trying to satisfy your vagina even by yourself isnt like trying to solve a 5x5x5 rubiks cube blindfolded

23 min later 6587747 Anonymous
>>6587729 >Sorry to break it to you but men who have casual sex with women think of you as toilets to dispose semen into and most other women actively despise you. What? Most people in their 20s aren't virgins. Having sex is normal and the vast majority of people do it. I know you guys are angry you don't get to do it, but you need to come back to reality.

23 min later 6587750 Anonymous
>>6587683 Seriously? Since when are sex positive women bad? Oh and before you answer, the girls who go after the meathead "alphas" don't have issues regarding sexuality, they have issues regarding personality. Some for guys who go after sorority preps.

24 min later 6587763 Anonymous
>>6587728 >I can and I will. And no I wouldt, Ide turn her down to spite her then have sex with a humble girl to destory her self esteem. Why would you do that? Just because someone is hot it doesn't mean they're bad.

25 min later 6587771 Anonymous (OFaceLimmy.jpg 1024x1365 94kB)
>>6587741 >Implying I'm not a virgin >"Of" >Being this mad Holy shit, maybe you really DO need to get laid. Not that anyone would, or indeed should, bang you with a potty mouth like that

26 min later 6587778 Anonymous
>>6587747 Most of those people are in relationships.

26 min later 6587782 Anonymous
>>6587747 not the guy who you replied to, but... Quick question, would you (or someone like you, not you personally) have a one night stand with the average /v/irgin if they were attractive, and generally interesting?

27 min later 6587790 Anonymous
>>6587672 Fuck you, I'm more worried about the fact that no girl will love me or find me attractive.

28 min later 6587799 Anonymous
>>6587763 It does, most hot people are horrible back stabbing people.

28 min later 6587800 Anonymous
>>6587778 I don't like relationships, I'm far too introverted to deal with someone that way. It's much better when we can just get together and have a good time and then I can go back to my autism. >>6587782 If they were hot and fun, yes.

29 min later 6587802 Anonymous
>>6587750 I know it's fucking retarded but the key and lock analogy is seriously how most people think. As a man it's your job in society to get mad pussy, if you don't you're a loser. As a woman it's your job in society to keep your legs shut until a man has earned it, if you give it away easily you're a disgusting slut. Women perpetuate this way more than men who mostly just want to bust a nut in you (but will still think thats all you're good for), but women will literally hope you die for breaking these social dynamics.

29 min later 6587806 Anonymous
>>6587728 Completly unrelated to anything, but i once cold sholdered a girl who was basically the human incarnation of the "GIRxPENGUINS" copypasta... by accident. i thought i was friend zoned. and once i know the truth, i was to embarrassed to say anything. Thanks, /r9k/, for feeding me bullshit.

30 min later 6587808 Anonymous
>>6587790 Oh, okay. Well done being literally anyone, ever.

30 min later 6587810 Anonymous
>>6587799 Not really, I've had many experiences with guys someone would think are shitheads but they ended up being great people, and no, not just sexual experienes.

31 min later 6587825 Anonymous
>>6587800 If you're introverted and autismal then the excuse of it being normal doesn't apply, you're just defensive since even you know deep down being a slut is unnatural and wrong, just like how all the guys on here feel like shit because they can't get laid.

33 min later 6587838 Anonymous
>>6587800 >If they were hot and fun, yes. >>6587741 >>6587729 >SHIGGIDY DIGGIDY NIGGITY WELL CONGRATS AR WHINE GAY, YOU CAN OFFICIALLY TAKE YOUR "VIRGINAL GF" BULLSHIT AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH IT, I'M DONE.

33 min later 6587849 Anonymous
>>6587825 Why is it bad? I'm not hurting anybody, I just wanna have sex.

36 min later 6587869 Anonymous
>>6587849 Nothing wrong with it unless you're fine with doing something that's meant to be intimate, romantic, bonding and incredibly personal with a stranger who thinks you're a worthless cumdump whore but knowing women that's a plus to you.

37 min later 6587878 Anonymous
>>6587849 people still feeding this neckbearded troll?

38 min later 6587884 Anonymous
>>6587825 >>6587802 >>6587741 >>6587729 >>6587683 >>6587625 Massive JIDF white reproduction suppressors detected. Take your sheckles and head back to Australia.

39 min later 6587890 Anonymous
>>6587802 No. No it really isn't how most people think at all. It might be a way for insufferable failures to justify their virginity, but it simply is not a reflection on the average persons opinions at all. Normal people simply do not think about this shit in the way robots do because normals have progressed through life in a reasonable manner that has afforded them normal sexual experiences at appropriate times in their lives. This is the fundamental problem with /r9k/ - people who are so far removed from reality actually feel entitled to have opinions on subjects they have zero experience in.

40 min later 6587896 Anonymous
>>6587869 Meant to be? That's so stupid, sex can be just something people do to have fun And I don't have sex with strangers, I don't have the courage to do something like that. I only have sex with guys I can trust and who aren't crazy.

40 min later 6587897 Anonymous
>>6587884 I am Australia lol

41 min later 6587908 Anonymous
>>6587838 She said if they were hot and fun. That is codeword for alpha. Women never change.

42 min later 6587912 wlk
>>6587884 >2013 >not worshipping satan

48 min later 6587973 Anonymous
Ok? Then get out there and fix that. Some people will and do have an easier time with certain aspects of life. waaaaah boo fucking who. If you lived in Somalia or Syria you wouldn't bitching about how you can't get the all mighty holy grail end all be all that is pussy. There's more to life than just sex anons that's all I'm trying to say.

49 min later 6587981 Anonymous
>>6587912 >Not worshiping Lucifer, Jehovah, and Satan as polytheistic gods alongside Christ.

50 min later 6587987 Anonymous
>>6587884 How's it suppressing reproduction to be against casual sex with fucking protection and being for sex in a committed relationship? >>6587890 If you talk to any group of 20 somethings about this the guys will be talking about how this so and so girl they know's a slut who gives it up easily and every guys had a ride and make fun of her and the girls will be getting angry calling her a skank who they hope gets AIDS. You're the one removed from reality since you have to justify your own lifestyle. >>6587896 >sex can be just something people do to have fun Not really, the fact of the matter is it is something extremely important biologically, socially, psychologically whether you want to admit it or not. Sooner or later you will feel like complete shit for the way you behave unless you literally have a neurological problem. Just like how guys on here pretend being a virgin doesn't bother them but in the next sentence say they want to kill themselves.

51 min later 6587997 Anonymous
>>6587908 >fun I guess i'm alpha then. Bundles of dark, edgy fun.

52 min later 6588010 Anonymous
>>6587987 Because jews jewish jews conspiracy jews cultural marxism jews.

54 min later 6588027 Anonymous
>>6587973 >If you lived in Somalia or Syria >2013 >Being this guy

54 min later 6588029 Anonymous
>>6587987 >If you talk to any group of 20 somethings about this the guys will be talking about how this so and so girl they know's a slut who gives it up easily and every guys had a ride and make fun of her and the girls will be getting angry calling her a skank who they hope gets AIDS. You're the one removed from reality since you have to justify your own lifestyle. Yes, and the part you are missing due to your hilarious levels of autism is that they will say those things in a group, because people simply love to bitch about everyone else, and then, individually, they will go off and completely contradict their statements by willingly going off and having casual sex with whoever they fancy. They don't actually believe this shit, you stupid neckbeard, they simply say it within groups to feel as if they fit in with the shit talking.

55 min later 6588036 Anonymous
>>6587987 Well I never claimed to be like the normalfags, I just don't see how it's wrong that I have sex when I want. Anyway I already said I'm not into relationships, and even if I wanted that I wouldn't date a virgin guy or a guy who would feel insecure about what I did with other guys, so no worries about that.

56 min later 6588046 Anonymous
>>6587990 >YOU DO SHIT YOU LIKE, ACHIEVE SUCCESS >AND THEN GET WITH A GF. This is rich, considering we're having this thread on the same page >>6587551 So basically a girl can sit in her room all day, achieve nothing and still get a boyfriend. THEIR PRIVILEGES MUTHERFUCKER DID YOU CHEK' THEM?

56 min later 6588050 Anonymous
I don't know what I did wrong guys. I don't fucking know.

57 min later 6588054 Anonymous
>>6588046 Aw sh*t, got the reply order and place messed up.

58 min later 6588060 Anonymous
>>6588027 I'm gonna be that guy I'm tired of seeing these threads filled with robots bitching about how they can't get laid as if it's their only goal in life and it's the only reason to wake up.

59 min later 6588074 Anonymous
>>6588050 >I don't know what I did wrong guys. >I don't know what I did You didn't do anything. You aren't DOING anything.

1 hours later 6588080 Anonymous
>>6588060 >as if it's their only goal in life and it's the only reason to wake up Are you a kissless virgin? For some people, having never been validated as a person in a way that almost every other person on the planet has been could be a pretty bug deal to somebody.

1 hours later 6588089 Anonymous
>hit on guy at a party >hes too awkward nope not one

1 hours later 6588099 Anonymous
>>6588029 That's a nice rationalization you've got there and while the guys will of course still pump the slut they will then dump her because they dont respect her and the girls will be less kind to the slut for the same reason. Just like how girls are less kind to virgin males since they don't respect them (see bellow) and guys will think its funny to bully them. If you don't fulfill your genders sex role in society you don't get respect, that simple. >>6588036 >I wouldn't date a virgin guy Are you doing this to my jimmies on purpose you fucking bitch?

1 hours later 6588100 Anonymous
>>6588074 >You didn't do anything. >You aren't DOING anything. I used to. When I was younger I asked out a few girls, with no success. I put in no less effort than the other guys my age did. I don't put in any effort any more because if I couldn't do it before, there's no way it's going to happen now. Oh well, only just over two years until I become a wizard.

1 hours later 6588131 Anonymous
>>6588099 >Are you doing this to my jimmies on purpose you fucking bitch? No, I just wouldn't want to date some angry guy full of baggage who doesn't even know anything about sex or women in general.

1 hours later 6588140 Anonymous
>>6588080 I'm not I was a kissless virgin until I was 23 then I finally got some a couple times, and honestly it's not that big of a deal. If you validate your whole sense of self-being off of one little thing you can do in life then you're only holding yourself back. No having sex won't change you as a person No having sex won't solve your problems No having sex isn't the end all be all to the world.

1 hours later 6588143 Anonymous
try something you haven't tried before.

1 hours later 6588150 Anonymous
>>6588131 already stated you'd have casul sex with one.

1 hours later 6588160 Anonymous
>>6588140 It may not be the end of the world, but you really start to question your worth as a person when nobody you have ever met wants to have sex with you, while fat guys, douchebags and unemployed petty criminals are having sex. What makes me worse than them?

1 hours later 6588183 Anonymous
>>6588150 No I haven't. About the /v/irgin thing, only if they met my standards.

1 hours later 6588185 Anonymous
>>6588160 It's not that you're worse than them. Trust me I've had the same train of thought. Also, trust me when I say that there have definitely been women that were into you and you didn't know it. It would surprise you how many girls you've had the chance with, but didn't take because you weren't observant of social cues.

1 hours later 6588187 Anonymous
>>6588183 >my standards being a neckbeard who trolls all night on a weekend like you?

1 hours later 6588192 Anonymous (HA_HA_HA,_OH_WOW.jpg 562x437 40kB)
>>6588185 >Also, trust me when I say that there have definitely been women that were into you and you didn't know it. Misleading people isn't very kind, friend.

1 hours later 6588211 Anonymous
>>6588187 No. Men who aren't bitter. Men who aren't insecure. Men who know how to take it easy. Men who know how to please a woman. Men who take care of themselves. Men full of confidence on themselves. Men who are fun. Men who won't fall in love with me because I talked to them. This sort of thing.

1 hours later 6588218 Anonymous
>>6588192 Shit like that right there is why you haven't gotten any yet. I'm not misleading you I was in your position too, guy.

1 hours later 6588219 Anonymous
>>6588211 >I want Chad Thundercock

1 hours later 6588222 Anonymous
>>6588211 >Men who won't fall in love with me because I talked to them. Why's that a bad thing?

1 hours later 6588225 Anonymous
>>6588219 >i want to keep getting trolled by the trolling neckbeard the only way it goes away is when you start ignoring it

1 hours later 6588227 Anonymous
I haven't, but I'm a closeted lesbian so I probably don't count.

1 hours later 6588237 Anonymous
>>6588211 >Men who aren't bitter. >Men who aren't insecure. >Men full of confidence on themselves. >Get treated like shit or just ignored all of your life >People do nothing to make you believe that you are anything but worthless >Develop low self esteem as a result >People then use this as a reason to not like you

1 hours later 6588264 Anonymous (1347964212416.jpg 1415x1428 196kB)
Why don't you make a dating site for reclusive NEET people and elitists?

1 hours later 6588282 Anonymous
>>6588264 Because even the female equivalent of a neckbeard wants this guy >>6588211

1 hours later 6588347 Anonymous
ITT: Pathetic excuses for men putting pussy on a pedastal general. This generation is lame as fuck.

1 hours later 6588397 Anonymous
>>6587728 >Ide Really?

1 hours later 6588400 Anonymous
>>6588211 What if they were all these things but they were a sniper in the special forces?

1 hours later 6588402 Anonymous (drowning.png 500x500 210kB)
>tfw you see cute women everywhere you go and they fascinate you and you start mentally grouping women as one big eponymous being that switches between looking like every beautiful girl you've ever seen, knowing that it can use those forms to control you

2 hours later 6588714 Anonymous
>>6588237 >It's everyone's fault but mine

2 hours later 6588809 Anonymous
>>6587664 You're a whore for admitting it openly. You're a whore for enjoying sex.

2 hours later 6588851 Anonymous
>>6588211 I know a guy like that called Chad MdThunderCock.

2 hours later 6588886 Anonymous
>>6588400 Is that meant to be a turn off and not extremely awesome and appealing?

2 hours later 6588938 Anonymous
>>6587664 It's not inherently wrong. It only feels wrong when there is a huge inequality between those who can easily get sex (most women, hot men) and those who are shamed for expressing their sexuality (unattractive men, fat women). Social animals react strongly to perceived injustices. Women flaunting about sex being good and harmless are just rubbing more salt into our wounds. Inb4 suck it up, the world is unfair. Only those who get dealt the good end of this unfairness would say that.

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