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2013-04-19 07:01 6558408 Anonymous (all of them are terrible.png 1152x864 90kB)
/r9k/, my sister asked me to fix her computer. Of course I was a little curious and snooped around a bit, looking for some embarrassing porn, or something.
You know what I found? Fanfiction. Lots of terrible homoerotic fanfiction. I was a bit surprised, because she never came off as a fangirl. Pic related. It's a screencap of her shit.
Anyway, like an asshole brother, I want to post her shit on /r9k/ to laugh at. Any requests?
0 min later 6558414 Anonymous
How about some of Becca's sweet nubile ass nudes?
1 min later 6558418 Anonymous
haha women are so retarded
1 min later 6558424 Deecool(providence)
You got some pictures of your sister.
I wanna see her ass.
2 min later 6558431 Anonymous
>>6558414
>>6558424
There are literally no pictures of her on her computer. Not even regular pictures. Just nothing.
2 min later 6558432 Anonymous
>The wage gap myth
>Hurr
>Oh lawwwwd
Im calling bullshit OP
2 min later 6558435 Anonymous (1349772225316.jpg 472x516 65kB)
>shit writes itself.odt
Sounds interesting.
4 min later 6558450 Deecool(providence)
>>6558431
Alright. Show us 'Sandy'. Better be some sick Sandy Hook straight shota, teacher student, fanfic.
4 min later 6558455 Anonymous
>>6558435
"His muscles screamed out in agony, his joins cracking with every step. Every breath felt like a a bag of bricks were being pressed against his chest. Even his eyes heart whenever he stared into his hotel room lights, but none of that mattered to him.
He had won the match."
That's it.
5 min later 6558459 Anonymous (1339208966461.png 282x336 29kB)
>.odt
Sorry to break it to you but your sister is a fucking dumbass who doesn't know how to torrent MS office
5 min later 6558463 Anonymous
>>6558431
>no pictures of her on her computer
You need to go deeper
Hug your imouto from behind. Tell her my little sister can't be this cute. Post results
6 min later 6558467 Coyote
>>6558459
I prefer OpenOffice, personally.
Captcha: Rebecca rioumbl
7 min later 6558471 Anonymous
>>6558450
I don't talk to Sandy often. During one of Robert's awful parties, we sat and chatted for a bit. Most of the things I know about her were spread around town, so believe some of this at your own discretion. You know how people love to talk.
Sandy's smart. She is the engineer my parents wanted me to be. She's the picture of perfection, too. She's pretty, and funny. Robert's head over heels in love with her, but he's too stupid to realize that he's misplacing this affection as friendship. The girl's probably celibate, though. I could never see her wasting her time with dating or marriage or children. Poor guy doesn't stand a chance.
I've heard Sandy left Texas because a man broke her heart. Don't know if I believe them. Seems like it is something she finds trivial, but I've also never seen her flirt or show any interest in anyone. Who knows?
I've heard she left because she's on the lam and she wants some heat to cool off before she gets back. Fun to think of her as some kind of criminal scientist, but I don't think that's it, either.
Whatever the reason, she lives here now. She comes off as a hick when you first meet her, then a know it all. She doesn't care much about culture or art. I thought at least she'd be able to humor me, but that didn't happen.
>I have no idea what this is supposed to be.
7 min later 6558475 Deecool(providence)
>>6558455
Sounds like some neck beard ordered some Mcdonalds.
8 min later 6558487 Anonymous
Your sister's a bro, dude.
>dat odt
My sister is also a secret fangirl; I caught her on Fanfiction.net once several years ago.
She likes Twilight
9 min later 6558490 Anonymous (1343106794094.gif 268x270 9kB)
>>6558467
Homie. If you're going to use anything but MS office use LibreOffice. You're buttfucking yourself with OO. Even Google Drive is better ffs
9 min later 6558493 Anonymous
>>6558471
Honestly, if you look at most teen fiction these days she has a pretty good shot of becoming a published author.
10 min later 6558495 Anonymous
>>6558487
My sister has a lot of Batman and Joker fanfiction. I'd say about a good quarter of it is Batman and Joker.
10 min later 6558498 Deecool(providence)
>>6558471
>Sandy left Texas because a man broke her heart.
>Sandy's smart. She is the engineer my parents wanted me to be.
HOLY SHIT IS THIS SPONGEBOB FAN FIC!?
11 min later 6558500 Anonymous
>>6558493
Wait till we get to her porn.
>>6558498
Oh, I never noticed that.
11 min later 6558505 Anonymous
>>6558498
It sounds like it.
Oh god my sides.
12 min later 6558507 Anonymous
>big wheels keep on toinin proud mary keep on boinin.odt
She's a keeper.
12 min later 6558508 Anonymous
Oh man I have a long and sordid history of bad fanfictions and dramatic attentionwhoring roleplaying.
Learn from it and move the fuck on. Not everyone does though.
12 min later 6558513 Anonymous (6579486164.jpg 265x190 19kB)
>oy vey.odt
>The wage gap myth.odt
Is this a /pol/ ruse?
13 min later 6558521 Anonymous
Reminds me of a time recently when I put up an ad on craigslist to fix people pcs.
I backed up some middle age guys files and redid windows for him. While he was in the other room I saw some porn and furry stuff. Lol'd a bit then after I was done he paid me $50.
14 min later 6558530 Anonymous
>>6558471
A woman pitying a man for being in the friendzone?
What is this sorcery?
14 min later 6558537 Deecool(providence)
Crack open 'Fun times at Arkham', OP. Wanna see some BatmanXJoker shit.
15 min later 6558543 Anonymous
Seriously, OP, just open and post as many as you can. These humor me.
16 min later 6558548 Anonymous
>>6558507
That one is genuine Spongebob fanfiction, but it's giving me the non-ascii text error
16 min later 6558552 Anonymous (1343422097430.jpg 1080x860 153kB)
>>6558521
>$50 for a backup
Mother of god.
Would you recommend whoring your desktop technician skills on craigslist? People generally nice or weird or assholes?
18 min later 6558571 Anonymous
>>6558537
>Part 1/?
Bruce could go to two people about his latest trouble. Talia was a strong option, and she could take Damian back for the time being while Bruce goes and gets help. But, a woman with daddy issues helping a man with daddy issues was like the blind leading the blind. He wasn't sure Talia could be a reliable source of the right advice.
So, beyond Batman's better judgment, he approached the only person that could listen, finding him asleep in a ferris wheel car at an abandoned amusement park.
"Joker," Batman calls quietly.
Joker blinks slowly. His eyes adjust. He sees Batman's silhouette molding into the darkness. Instead of his usual smile, he holds a deep, distasteful frown. "I'm recuperating. I will not entertain you tonight."
"This isn't about fighting."
Joker sighs. He sits up straight, opens the car and pats the space next to him. "What's troubling you?"
"It's about Damian."
Joker rolls his eyes. "You couldn't go to his mother for advice?"
Batman takes the seat. He slowly shakes his head. "I'm becoming sexually attracted to him."
There was a bout of silence, soon interrupted by Joker's merciless laughter. "Crazy bitch would probably encourage you to go for it. Daddy issues really are something."
"That's what I'm afraid of," Batman says quietly.
Joker wipes joyous tears from his eyes. "She'd propose a threesome. No, no, she'll get her crackpot father involved, too." After a long exhale, Joker composes himself. "Can't say you came to the right person, but you came to the best person you know. Well, I don't know what to tell you besides the obvious: don't do it."
"I think I need to get away from him for a while," Batman says. "But I don't want him back with his mother."
"Just get Nightwing to babysit him," Joker suggests, as if the answer is obvious. "Question is, what are you going to do?"
"Arkham."
Joker's smile falters. "You can't be serious?"
19 min later 6558575 Anonymous
>>6558530
The narrator is probably squidward. But there is no mention of narrator gender.
Your misogyny is as out of control as Salem during the witchhunts. Pulling shit outta your ass, boy.
20 min later 6558583 Anonymous
>>6558571
>Part 2/?
"I can't go on vacation. I'd be rewarding myself for something terrible. I'll just go in and pretend I'm doing it as an experiment to write a book, or something. They'll pretty much bend any which way for me, anyway."
"I'm coming with you," Joker concludes. "You won't last without having to fight. If you fight, you'll give yourself away in a snap. They respect me down there. If I lay the claim that you're not to be touched, they'll back off."
"I can take care of myself."
"Yeah, as Batman. Wayne isn't a thing like Batman, and you may be able to fool the lot of them, but how long until Crane notices? Until Dent? Don't even pretend that Nigma won't notice. Guy's sharper than I am."
"How come he hasn't figured it out by now, then?" Batman is condescending and clearly annoyed, but he keeps himself mostly quiet.
"He's got a lot to think about, on top of who you are. Me? You're all I ever think about. It's going to be a real bitch to call you Bruce, though. I hate that name."
"Get used to it," Batman said. He stood up and he was gone.
He contacts Dick that night. He lies to Alfred about why he's going to Arkham. He stops at Damian's room and kisses the sleeping boy on the forehead. He lingers at the doorway and feels heated. He leaves before his thoughts begin to wonder.
A day later, he admits himself. It is all over the news, Bruce Wayne's thoughtless, insensitive little experiment with a world he'd never understand. That is how the media paints it, anyway. He has everyone promise him to treat him as another inmate, so protocol is rough. He is pushed by guards, checked, he can hear other inmates begin to holler at him.
His cell is small, but surprisingly comfortable. The establishment is cleaner than his last visit. Cracks in the walls and scuffs on the floor are gone. He's certain his generous donations had a hand in Arkham's renovation. Then it's activity time.
>"Acitivity time" must be codeword for rape.
20 min later 6558584 Anonymous
>>6558571
dear god more
21 min later 6558596 Anonymous
>all those key mash titles
this is exactly like my fanfic folder.
21 min later 6558598 Anonymous
>>6558583
>Part 3/?
Bruce remains in the library. Jonathon Crane is reading alongside Eddie Nigma. Bruce can't help but look at them out of the corner of his eye. Bruce feels out of place, photoshopped in a scene that belongs in a university photo. The two patients are pointing at something in a book, laughing. Their smiles aren't menacing. They look placated and genuinely amused.
It's Crane who feels the stare. He turns to Bruce with a raised Brow. He turns back to Nigma, says something that's out of earshot to Bruce. The two soon stand and approach Bruce.
"The man, the myth, and the legend," Crane speaks slowly, "How's the visit treating you, Mr. Wayne?"
Bruce smiles a dashing and friendly smile. "It's all so daunting." He giggles a ditzy giggle. "It's alright, though."
"Different from your usual fare," Nigma observes. "No designer drugs, club sluts or gourmet steaks. You sure you belong here?"
Bruce shrugs. "I'm not sure about all that."
Nigma opens his mouth to say something, but he catches the sight of Joker entering the library, guards escorting him. The guards close the doors and remain there while Joker walks in. Nigma smiles at Bruce. "Here comes the clown."
Bruce turns. The orange does not look out of place on Joker. Bruce pretends to be scared. He turns back to Nigma and Crane. "Isn't he dangerous?" Bruce asks meekly.
"Guards will look the other way when it comes to him." Crane sneers slightly. "Guy's not as crazy as he looks. He's just an attention whore."
Nigma laughs. "He's not too fond of the rich, Mr. Wayne. You better not get on his bad side."
Bruce can't help but marvel how two men older than thirty are playing schoolyard bully. But he makes the appropriate face of discomfort. He even manages a fake cringe as Joker takes a seat next to him.
"Crane, Nigma," Joker says with a nod. "Long time no see." Joker turns to look at Bruce. "Ah, we have a celebrity in our ranks?"
"Joker," Crane greets. "How'd you caught this time?"
22 min later 6558603 Anonymous
>>6558552
sure as long as you realize not everyone will be nice or willing to pay. out of the 4 jobs I did they were all restores / uninstall programs for an hour. I say at least $10/hr is cheap and easy money. Don't go to ghettos and you shouldn't have a problem. So far everyone has been nice
23 min later 6558610 Anonymous
>>6558598
>Part 4/?
Joker shook his head. "Caught? No. I needed a break."
"Bad meet up with Batman?" Nigma suggests.
Bruce does not stir. He listens.
Joker grins. "Now, what makes you think that?" The three share a laugh. Joker turns back to Bruce. "Why are you in here? Cocaine psychosis? Threw a cell phone at the paparazzi?"
"I'm writing a book," Bruce offers hesitantly. "About, uh, being here."
"Hm." Joker loses his interest. He turns to Crane and Nigma. "What's new?"
Crane half shrugs. "Ivy broke out."
"Oh, there is a God," Joker says with a sigh. "Goddamn it, I hate sharing space with that bitch."
"She's not that bad," Nigma insists.
Crane rolls his eyes "You only say that 'cause you've fucked her."
"I'm not going to let Mrs. Dent, here, and the Batfucker tell me what's wrong with a woman."
"Batfucker?" Joker chuckles. "That's original, Nigma. How's the herpes doing?"
Crane punches Nigma lightly in the shoulder. "He's got you, there."
Nigma groans. "This is why I don't tell you guys things. Fuck it, I'm going to see what Hatter's up to." Nigma swiftly leaves the room.
Crane seats himself across from Bruce and Joker. "I think we've managed to sully our reputations in the span of five minutes. Sorry if you're disappointed, Mr. Wayne, but all we ever really do is gossip and argue."
24 min later 6558619 Anonymous
SHELDON
DO THE SHELDON ONE
25 min later 6558640 Deecool(providence)
>>6558610
>>6558598
>>6558583
>>6558571
I'm sitting in a pool of sweat right now. God lord.
26 min later 6558648 Anonymous
you could easily paste bin these for faster upload
26 min later 6558650 Anonymous
>>6558610
The last part is giving me the non-ascii text thing again. What the fuck, doesn't even look like there's something unusual in there. But that was the last part, anyway. No porn to be found.
26 min later 6558653 Anonymous
>>6558610
I am fucking intrigued. Please keep posting kind sir.
I have read a lot of fanfiction, brilliant and horrible. This ranks above bad but not quite into good... just into 'interesting enough to keep me reading'
30 min later 6558694 Anonymous
>>6558648
Good idea.
Here's part five of the Batman one
http://pastebin.com/4dpZnjwJ
> >>6558619
Sheldon one's actually blank. Sorry to disappoint.
31 min later 6558703 Anonymous (4935873498574398.jpg 1145x182 49kB)
>>6558619
>>6558619
>>6558619
all of my this
it better be what I hope it is
31 min later 6558705 Deecool(providence)
>>6558694
>Sheldon one's actually blank. Sorry to disappoint.
Oh good. It was probably TBBT fanfic
32 min later 6558713 Anonymous
therapy.odt
32 min later 6558715 Anonymous
Do "not being mormon to have multiple...".
32 min later 6558716 Anonymous
How normal would you say your sister is?
32 min later 6558717 Anonymous
>>6558705
I'm pretty sure it was Spongebob. The one with the proud mary lyrics referenced Sheldon Plankton.
Jeez, I hope it isn't BBT.
34 min later 6558727 Anonymous
I wouldn't mind seeing "dead dumpster mistress.odt"
34 min later 6558731 Anonymous
So Batman is asking the Joker for advice?
Oh my God... OH MY GOD.
34 min later 6558735 Deecool(providence)
Can we see "Thank you Mr. Kane."
I wanna believe it's Big Daddy Kane screwing some white wymmon.
36 min later 6558755 Anonymous
'I'm horrible.odt'
Sounds promising.
36 min later 6558760 Anonymous
>>6558610
not that bad. op if you are posting your own work in the guise of it's you're sister's, not bad. otherwise, your sister's a half-decent writer.
37 min later 6558764 Anonymous
>No one asks for "Oi veyy"
And also bonus pts for your sister for using Libre
37 min later 6558768 Anonymous
>>6558713
Okay, this one is genuinely horrifying.
http://pastebin.com/XENjWK73
>>6558715
You'll be disappointed with this one.
http://pastebin.com/LcfkQ0JC
38 min later 6558771 Anonymous
>>6558760
This, she writes pretty good dialogue. I'm reading this and I can see it actually being in a Batman comic.
A gay Batman comic
39 min later 6558778 Deecool(providence)
>>6558768
Your sister has a serious thing for Batman.
39 min later 6558783 Anonymous
>>6558768
OP, what drives you to violate your sister's basic human right to privacy like this? How would you feel if someone went through your computer and posted your private documents?
That's not a rhetorical question; I'm genuinely curious as to what's emotionally going on here. How do you justify this to yourself?
39 min later 6558784 Anonymous
OP should dress up as batman for halloween
41 min later 6558792 Anonymous (Pig_headed_by_HumanDescent.jpg 670x731 70kB)
>>6558768
How old is your sister anyways OP?
Also, this cute picture.
41 min later 6558794 Anonymous
>>6558768
>therapy.odt
Jesus christ.
Why choose Fairly Odd Parents?
How old is she?
41 min later 6558795 Anonymous
>>6558716
She collects some comics and has, like, three friends, but she's pretty funny and doesn't really aspie out over anything.
>>6558727
I have no idea what this is from.
http://pastebin.com/ZyKEgR7H
>>6558735
http://pastebin.com/QfrsmrDH
42 min later 6558808 Deecool(providence) (1339952822163.jpg 135x177 15kB)
>>6558768
>Anti-Cosmo chuckled. He knelt behind Timmy and spread the boy's cheeks apart. He pressed his mouth to the pink ring, tongue trying to poke its way in.
43 min later 6558818 Anonymous
>>6558768
> Fairly Oddparents fic
Both bonered and laughed my ass off. Hahaha good shit.
44 min later 6558826 Anonymous
>>6558783
I'd just laugh about it if she did it to me. I think she'd be a little pissed for a while, but she'd get over it. She's never gotten really pissed at me before for anything.
>>6558755
http://pastebin.com/m6VY2nPQ
>>6558764
It's just a bunch of links to things she wants to buy from Amazong
45 min later 6558829 Anonymous
>>6558808
Wait until you see the ending.
45 min later 6558833 Anonymous
>>6558795
first is Dethklok
jesus criminy
46 min later 6558837 Anonymous
>>6558794
>>6558792
She likes cartoons. I mean, the weird kiddie porn snuff is something I never picked up on, but whatever.
She's seventeen.
46 min later 6558844 Anonymous (1364087418219.jpg 321x303 17kB)
>>6558768
>http://pastebin.com/XENjWK73
What the fuck am I reading.
46 min later 6558845 Deecool(providence)
>>6558837
Does she go to /co/ frequently?
She pretty cool sounding.
47 min later 6558857 Anonymous
>>6558768
>This is no longer a child. He is a whore. And whores are worthless
Is your sister Eeyore?
48 min later 6558858 Anonymous (018.png 415x340 164kB)
>>6558845
This.
What's her browsing history like
48 min later 6558865 Anonymous
who the fuck is pickles
at first I thought rugrats but idk
48 min later 6558870 Anonymous
>>6558845
How'd you guess? /co/ is her third most visited page on chrome.
49 min later 6558871 Anonymous
>>6558703
why did i laugh way too much at that image...
49 min later 6558876 Anonymous
>>6558870
>she likes cartoons
>howd you guess?
duhhhhhhhhhhh
49 min later 6558878 Anonymous
>>6558845
>>6558870
DETECTIVE ROBOT DETECTED
50 min later 6558882 Anonymous
>>6558826
post them a please OP
Please dear god this is the best ever
50 min later 6558892 Anonymous
>>6558870
inb4 someone posts all this to /co/
52 min later 6558908 Anonymous
puff.odt
run and tell that.odt
And I gotta know what 'dreaming isn't made for mutts' is please, there are like 3 files of it
52 min later 6558909 Anonymous
>>6558826
have you checked the links? they could all be sex toys and costumes n shit.
oh god that would be hilarious.
52 min later 6558915 Anonymous
>>6558892
Perish the thought. Don't be faggots robots. This guy is giving us good OC, just keep it here in /r9k/.
53 min later 6558930 Anonymous
>>6558882
http://pastebin.com/UCdcfH0t
>one of them is this creepy as fuck ventriloquist doll
what the fuck
56 min later 6558955 Anonymous (1346367749971.jpg 640x480 58kB)
IS THIS SERIOUSLY ALL OC SHITTING DICK NIPPLES THAT FAIRLY ODD PARENTS FIC
58 min later 6558971 Beef The Thief (MYEYES.png 814x549 47kB)
>>6558768
>http://pastebin.com/XENjWK73
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK.
That ending. My sides. Wow.
Thread of the week award.
1 hours later 6558999 Anonymous
>>6558908
>Puff
http://pastebin.com/BnY6kNNr
>Run and Tell That
http://pastebin.com/9BLAmvwA
>dreaming isn't meant for mutts
>I'm just copying and pasting all the parts into one thing
http://pastebin.com/71PHFNqK
1 hours later 6559012 Anonymous
>>6558999
oh god why am I reading these
>spongebob fanfic
1 hours later 6559040 Anonymous
>>6558999
>http://pastebin.com/BnY6kNNr
I feel like there is a part 2 to this.
1 hours later 6559056 Anonymous
>>6558999
> spongebob fanfics
> batman fics
> fop fics
Does she have any Supernatural? Dean and sam winchester
1 hours later 6559073 Anonymous
>>6559056
Of what I've seen so far? No. I've also never heard her mention the show, so I'm not even sure if she watches it or not.
1 hours later 6559088 Anonymous
>>6559073
What about Harry Potter?
Valid ways to check writing quality. In all.... not bad though. Not bad at all.
1 hours later 6559090 Anonymous
>>6558871
Thank fuck, it wasn't just me.
1 hours later 6559103 Anonymous
>>6559088
I know she never bought into the hype of that.
1 hours later 6559107 Anonymous
What's in her FKMT folder? She has some based taste if it's Fukumoto's stuff.
1 hours later 6559112 Anonymous
>aw a cute lil fujoshi, I wonder who her otp is.
>fairly odd parents fic
Nope
1 hours later 6559126 Anonymous
>>6559103
Awww. Every fanfiction writer has some secret drarry or snarry or harry/voldemort squirreled away. Its like a Newton law or something.
plus she was like 3 in 1998 for fucks sake.
1 hours later 6559136 Anonymous (the fkmt folder.png 1152x864 486kB)
>>6559107
Seems like a lot of porn.
1 hours later 6559138 Anonymous
>>6559107
Kaiji runs out of money and has to sell his body on the streets to support his gambling addiction
KUYASHII
1 hours later 6559145 Anonymous
>>6559136
My fucking sides. Your sister is a fujoshi to the core, nice work robot.
1 hours later 6559151 Anonymous
>>6559136
HAHA OH FUCK I JUST SAW THE
>KAIJI IS R9K PICTURE
HAHA
HA
I'm now paranoid that my sister is in this thread oh fuck
1 hours later 6559157 Anonymous
>>6559151
she's here right now I bet crying
or fapping to the thought of this
1 hours later 6559164 Anonymous
>>6559151
You know /r9k/ is widely-hated on 4chan. Chances are she just knows of its infamy and doesn't actually browse it.
1 hours later 6559166 Anonymous (Untitled.jpg 936x260 87kB)
>>6558999
MY FUCKING SIDES
FORNICATINGSIDESBLOX
1 hours later 6559168 Anonymous
>>6559159
No pics of her. Plenty of pictures. Just none of her.
1 hours later 6559179 Anonymous
>>6559136
I wanna be friends with your sister so we can discuss our favorite pairings and talk about our preferences and fetishes.
It's not creepy, I'm an old fujoshi too.
Does she have a Go Nagai folder?
1 hours later 6559185 Anonymous
>>6559164
That's what I'm hoping it is.
Too late to stop, now. IF YOU'RE THERE, REBECCA, I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY.
1 hours later 6559189 Anonymous
How good looking is your sister OP?
She seems she would be a pretty good gf at least for me
1 hours later 6559199 Anonymous
>>6559179
Just searched it.
>No items match your search.
>>6559189
She's not fat and her face is average. She doesn't bother putting on makeup, so she could look better.
1 hours later 6559214 Anonymous
>>6559199
Thanks for telling me not that i would care unless she was absolute disgusting, i like a girl who is creative
>tfw don't have a qt 3.14 fan fic writing gf
1 hours later 6559245 Anonymous
Any more requests, in the meantime?
1 hours later 6559260 Anonymous
>>6559245
How about "nothing beats the classics"
1 hours later 6559261 Anonymous
>>6559245
What's her desktop background.
I'm bored, let's see it.
1 hours later 6559276 Anonymous (cluttered as fuck.png 1152x864 81kB)
>>6559260
>another Batman fic
http://pastebin.com/wAY12LFU
>>6559261
1 hours later 6559279 Anonymous
>>6559199
Go is a mangaka, baka aniki.
1 hours later 6559284 Anonymous (1362431322378.jpg 230x238 43kB)
>>6558408
>huehuehuehaehhearuahue.odt
>wwwwweeeeeewooowowoowowoo...
>dead dumpster mistress.odt
>not being mormon to have multiple...
>wwwwwwwwoooooosh.odt
I think I love this woman
1 hours later 6559302 Anonymous
>another bad idea
>the best idea ever
Both of those, op.
>the fact that they're next to each other
1 hours later 6559313 Anonymous (1362431134516.jpg 185x139 9kB)
>>6559136
>tfw no qtp2t yaoi-loving, writer robot gf to have sexual misadventures with
1 hours later 6559323 Anonymous (1362433789614.jpg 350x260 4kB)
>>6559276
>big booty bill and da fish...
wat
1 hours later 6559336 Anonymous
OP, does your sister play neopets? If so, she's a trip on /r9k/, I'm sorry OP.
1 hours later 6559344 Anonymous (1352094699911.jpg 500x339 131kB)
>>6559276
What's in that zip?
>big booty bill and da fish...
1 hours later 6559357 Anonymous (it's an album.png 1152x864 69kB)
>>6559302
I hit my pastebin limit.
>>6559323
>>6559344
1 hours later 6559360 Anonymous (Screen shot 2013-04-19 at 2.54.47 AM.png 1033x316 138kB)
>>6559344
>>6559323
ya'll dinguses never heard Very Omnipotent Swag Corporation before?
1 hours later 6559379 Anonymous
>>6558408
>look around on sister's computer for games and shit
>find chicks with dicks
>think nothing of it
>look deeper
>oh hey I know hidden folders
>see really shitty stories about her dream of becoming a jap idol.
>mfw i was in second grade and I could write better than she could.
1 hours later 6559385 Anonymous (1362902759495.png 515x394 145kB)
>>6559360
>dinguses.
VERY INTERESTING.
1 hours later 6559397 Anonymous
my sister used to write Harry Potter fanfiction, among other things. and was a gaiafag. she's calmed down re: become embarassed by this since going to college but still maintains a tumblr full of nerdy shit. mostly Supernatural .gifs and Doctor Who shit.
1 hours later 6559402 Anonymous
>>6559302
Made an account
>another bad idea
http://pastebin.com/wUdN4kwe
>the best idea ever
Is blank.Sorry to say.
2 hours later 6559408 Anonymous
>>6559379
>see really shitty stories about her dream of becoming a jap idol
toplel
2 hours later 6559410 Anonymous
>>6559397
Gonna link us to her tumblr kind anon?
2 hours later 6559413 Anonymous
>>6559379
>>see really shitty stories about her dream of becoming a jap idol.
post them.
2 hours later 6559417 Anonymous
Why is it that the female version of a robot (socially awkward, introverted, etc.) always seem to be into weird shit like yaoi and fanfics? I mean, at least with us guys our fantasies are straightforward things like fucking our second grade teacher or getting a footjob from Emilia Clarke. With girls it's all about the nosebleeds and awkward gay sex.
2 hours later 6559418 Anonymous
can you pls open 'oy vet.odt'?
2 hours later 6559421 Anonymous
>>6559410
I would, but she's never let me see the address. I just recognize the tumblr homepage on her laptop. I've been trying to find out for months now what it is so I can laugh my ass off.
she doesn't come home from college often so I don't have too many chances.
2 hours later 6559422 Anonymous
>>6559417
Because males have a far lower threshold for what's considered not normal.
2 hours later 6559433 Anonymous
>>6559418
More Batman
http://pastebin.com/DX9sffmL
2 hours later 6559438 Anonymous
>>6559417
are waifus, hentai, or feels that different?
2 hours later 6559441 Anonymous
>>6559422
Oh god this.
I'm currently watching a video of a woman with a lollipop in her ass shoving fistfuls of gummy bears up her snatch.
Girls are gross.
2 hours later 6559451 Anonymous
>>6558455
"His muscles screamed out in agony, his joins cracking with every step. Every breath felt like a a bag of bricks were being pressed against his chest. Even his eyes heart whenever he stared into his hotel room lights, but none of that mattered to him..."
I had a shit that felt like this once
2 hours later 6559459 Anonymous
>>6559438
Fanfics are far more in depth and creative with hints of personality shining through.
Waifus, hentai, and feels (shared with girls btw) are usually just manifestations of "I like/have these things. Look at them."
2 hours later 6559466 Ours is the
>>6559417
Except footjobs aren't normal
2 hours later 6559472 Anonymous
>>6559459
But plenty of men write fanfiction, too.
2 hours later 6559481 Anonymous
>>6559417
I would like to add that even though female robots are usually crazy obsessed with weird romantic shit and usually have nigh-stalkerish obsessions with someone or some character, they at least seem to be far more organised and tidy than us male robots. Seriously, from what I've seen, their rooms always seem to be immaculate, always enjoy making cupcakes or doing the gardening, and have well-presented tumblrs or deviantart pages. That's more than I can say about most males here.
2 hours later 6559485 Anonymous
>>6559466
I suppose not, but foot fetishes are the biggest non-sexual body part fetish in the world.
2 hours later 6559490 Anonymous (1364861869667.jpg 600x600 84kB)
>>6558598
>photoshopped is a scene that belongs in a university photo
2 hours later 6559519 Anonymous
Any more requests, guys? Because I'm about to turn in if there aren't any.
2 hours later 6559535 Anonymous
>>6559519
"im horrible" and "i know not the purpose of this"
2 hours later 6559540 Anonymous
>>6559519
Take a pic of your sister and post it.
2 hours later 6559563 Anonymous
>>6559540
Seconding this. Surprised it wasn't a duplicate.
2 hours later 6559573 Anonymous
>>6559535
>im horrible
http://pastebin.com/m6VY2nPQ
>i know not the purpose of this
http://pastebin.com/iJE1xLDU
2 hours later 6559579 Anonymous
>>6559573
Thanks for sharing, OP.
Great thread.
2 hours later 6559582 Anonymous
>>6559573
>I'VE GOT THE QUAKIES FOR SOME BAKIES AND THAT AIN'T NO MISTAKEY
I want to marry your sister.
2 hours later 6559587 Anonymous
>>6559573
>i know not the purpose of this
>http://pastebin.com/iJE1xLDU
11/10, would listen to on all my commutes.
2 hours later 6559588 Anonymous (1365917238968.jpg 1024x768 175kB)
>>6559540
>mfw
Muting is mute
2 hours later 6559621 Anonymous
Well, our evening has come to a close, gentlemen. My sister's getting her computer back tomorrow, but I can probably slip these onto a flash drive and continue where we left off tomorrow night if you guys are up for it.
If not, that's fine too.
2 hours later 6559627 Anonymous
>>6559621
I'll be waiting for ya.
2 hours later 6559634 Anonymous
>>6559621
I'll be waiting for that. Thanks for the good times, OP.
2 hours later 6559647 Anonymous
>>6559621
What do you expect, you are literally sitting on a goldmine of hilarious OC. If anything we need MORE robots to steal their sister's fanfics, not less.
We'll be waiting for you.
2 hours later 6559682 Anonymous
>>6558498
>Robert
>Shorthand form of Robert is Bob
o-oh my
2 hours later 6559687 Anonymous
>>6559621
Consider that it will eventually reach /co/, if it hasn't already
2 hours later 6559694 Colors
>>6559441
You got a link to that?
2 hours later 6559702 Anonymous
>>6559682
>Robert's awful parties
It gets better
2 hours later 6559712 Colors
>>6559702
>an embarrassing photo of Robert at the Christmas party
I'd die.
3 hours later 6559815 Anonymous
>>6559481
But you're wrong anon.
I enjoy having a fresh and tidy room that smells like flowers
3 hours later 6559878 Anonymous
OP two questions
1
How old is she?
2
What does she look like(like is she fat or thin)
3 hours later 6559896 Anonymous
>>6559878
Do you even read the thread m8?
3 hours later 6559979 Anonymous (1362036456631.png 640x480 249kB)
>FOP Fic
10 hours later 6562176 Anonymous
>>6558431
That's kind of creepy in itself.
15 hours later 6565883 Anonymous
>>6559878
OP said 17 and good.
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