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2013-04-18 07:50 6549984 Anonymous so crazy, it just might work! (4craft.jpg 500x493 94kB)
Sup /r9k/rafters, being brutally honest the approaching 4craft wars are not tilted in our favour. /pol/ hates us, /b/tards will swarm us whenever they feel with their superior numbered forces, and /v/ just have too much strength with their numbers as well. what we need, ladies and gentleman, is a plan. A plan just crazy enough that it might just work, and could leave us doing the proverbial Steven Bradbury on this whole damn war. Where do we go from here, Arcanines?

1 min later 6550001 Anonymous
lotsa tnt get the /b/tards and the /v/irgins to raid our base detonate tnt they all die or just set up a piston trap that leads to an extremely deep hole, so they all die

2 min later 6550013 Anonymous
>>6550001 ultimate group suicide tactic Yes lets do it. We need more TNT

5 min later 6550051 Anonymous
I imagine we would have some time since most boards will be going for /mlp/ right away. Might drag on to since /mlp/ has a large amount too.

6 min later 6550076 Anonymous
>>6550001 this could work plus johnny cash skins build our empire of dirt they can have it all we shall make them hurt

26 min later 6550322 Anonymous
i don't see you guys surviving long, not to be a dick but you guys don't seem to have any fight in you irl so I wouldn't expect you to be competition in this arena either. your best be would be the collective brains to form a council and apply tactics.

29 min later 6550350 Anonymous
>>6549984 We need to ally with /k/. They have guns

33 min later 6550396 Anonymous
I can't even get in. Is it as horrible as the stress test server was? That would be awesome.

34 min later 6550413 Anonymous
We can never win because of our location. The best thing to do would be to immediately fill our inventories with diry and then move to a location in the middle of the sea far away from anyone an build our own island.

40 min later 6550485 Anonymous
>>6550413 I like this idea >Completely destroy /r9k/ island, leaving no traces of it >Use dirt to rebuild island somewhere else >Invaders get confused when they discover our island does not exist

45 min later 6550538 Anonymous
>>6550413 this we're gonna have to act fast though, /b/tards will probably try head through us to /mlp/

46 min later 6550548 Anonymous
Anybody in the beta server? What is even going on?

48 min later 6550563 Eva Braun
>>6550413 Haha. The irony.

48 min later 6550565 Anonymous
/v/ is video games. /v/ knows video games. /v/ will go full on Player from leet world on your asses.

49 min later 6550581 Anonymous
>>6550565 I'm predicting /v/ will grief themselves and /v/ island will end up flooded in lava without anyone else helping

49 min later 6550582 Anonymous
whats the ip? is it whitelisted?

50 min later 6550584 Eva Braun
>>6550563 Oh, by the way, just a heads up- when the real server goes live, only official factions will be allowed- those verified between the board ambassadors and the admins. /r9k/ will only be recruiting from steam because we've had some issues with accepting random join requests. You will now have to ask to be invited in the steam chat in the real game.. Pretty much all the boards are doing that now because of cunts who refuse to play the game properly.

51 min later 6550592 Anonymous
>>6550584 Wait, so how do I join? I have to get a Steam account?

51 min later 6550597 Anonymous
>>6550581 /v/ will hax

52 min later 6550606 Anonymous (1344398380157.jpg 850x1189 240kB)
>>6550013 >suicide lel no we're building a sweet underground base k >play MC at first release, doing jack shit in creative mode in browser >fun for a while >retarded minecraft culture sets in >god why >game is so good with bros so tempted to reinstall

53 min later 6550615 Eva Braun
>>6550592 Aye. It's not a massive hassle, signup is free, just make an account and then join the 4craft r9k group and get in the chat.

53 min later 6550619 Anonymous (whatisthis.jpg 299x169 26kB)
>>6550592 >I have to get a Steam account? >I have to get a Steam account? >2013 >no steam account

54 min later 6550634 Anonymous
>>6549984 We need to build a base as far out in the ocean as we can go. We can tp to spawn and take boats to wherever we need to go. It will be a bit of a hassle but pretty much no chance of being found for a while.

56 min later 6550650 Anonymous
This is so stupid. Tripfags and circlejerking-craft.

59 min later 6550690 Anonymous (1348382511878.gif 300x188 1237kB)
>>6550650 NO FUN HERE OKAY EVERYONE PLEASE CONTINUE TO LUBE YOUR COCKS WITH TEARS 3/10 i responded

1 hours later 6550902 Anonymous
>>6550615 It won't let me get into the chat because I haven't bought a game yet.

1 hours later 6551057 Eva Braun
>>6550902 Cocks. Add me on steam, Eva Braun as usual, I'll sort it out.

1 hours later 6551070 Anonymous
>tfw want to play with brows but don't have any monies for jew overlord notch.

1 hours later 6551079 Anonymous
>>6551070 There/s a pirated version being posted around that works

1 hours later 6551083 Anonymous
>>6551057 >implying I'm allowed to add anybody And this is why I didn't want to use Steam. Username: moose

1 hours later 6551148 Anonymous
>>6549984 Become vassal of mighty /k/ empire

1 hours later 6551159 Anonymous
>>6549984 looks like I can't get back on the server. Too full lel

1 hours later 6551199 Anonymous
>>6550013 Where are we going to get all the gunpowder needed for such a large quantity of tnt? That's a assload of creepers we need to kill if I'm not mistaken. S-sorry for spoiling your plan, A-anon-sama

1 hours later 6551226 Tr4pD00r
someone please add me to the faction in game >>6551083 are you who I think you are?

1 hours later 6551238 Anonymous
>>6551226 Can't anyone join the /r9k/ faction? Or did someone change that?

1 hours later 6551240 Anonymous
>>6551199 It's not that difficult. On the stress test server I had 14 TNT in thirty minutes >>6551226 That depends; who am I?

1 hours later 6551287 Tr4pD00r
>>6551238 The guide said to ask in-game or on steam, and steam is being buggy for me, and no one is responding in game >>6551240 moose

1 hours later 6551299 Eva Braun
>>6551083 >>6551226 Well the big man's saying don't add anyone unless we can be reasonbly sure they won't backstab us, sorry. We've had a ot of faggots join.

1 hours later 6551310 Tr4pD00r
>>6551299 Im on the steam group plus I was the anon that setup the Switzerland plans in game pic related

1 hours later 6551318 Anonymous
>>6551287 The same thing happened to me, too. Yes, I would be moose. Are you Tr4pD00r? >>6551299 I seriously can't play with /r9k/ unless I buy some Steam games? You know I'm just going to side with /b/ and target you now, right?

1 hours later 6551326 Tr4pD00r (2013-04-14_19.20.53.png 854x480 349kB)
>>6551310 >didnt upload my bad, pic related

1 hours later 6551354 Anonymous
>>6551318 Go to the Steam store, find TF2, click Install (it's free), pause the download This might do the trick, since you'll have a game in your library, even if you don't actually download it

1 hours later 6551368 Anonymous (1345080047234.jpg 395x328 9kB)
>>6551318 Well that's fucked up. Good thing they didn't let your ass in.

1 hours later 6551395 Anonymous
the server is already up?

1 hours later 6551402 Anonymous
>>6551354 I've played it before with my account. >>6551368 You reject me then get angry when I don't beg for your acceptance? I'm either with you guys or /b/.

1 hours later 6551411 Anonymous
>>6549984 How do I pirate Minecraft? I really don't want to pay like $40 for this glorified chatroom, but I do want to play.

2 hours later 6551438 Anonymous (1340694462476.jpg 698x672 141kB)
>>6551411 >$40 >$40 >$40 holy rape balls it was $10 when i bought it

2 hours later 6551475 Anonymous
>>6551438 Oh my bad it's $27 I'm not a poorfag but that still seems like a lot of money for this game. Is it possible to pirate and get onto normal servers?

2 hours later 6551494 Anonymous (1333874650583.jpg 369x251 60kB)
OP what's the steam group and shit i re installed

2 hours later 6551527 Anonymous
>>6551475 It's been posted before, do some google-fu. This has already been said in the thread

2 hours later 6551547 Anonymous
>>6551527 I'm seeing "no" as the answer from my Google searches. Do I just have to pony up?

2 hours later 6551651 Anonymous
>>6551494 http://steamcommunity.com/groups/4C raftR9K >>6551527 >a brobot will always help a fellow brobot in need

2 hours later 6551687 Anonymous
>>6551651 As far as I can see it's something about using MineAuth to bypass the authentification system. Meh I sound like a script kiddie n00b

3 hours later 6552263 Eva Braun
>>6551318 Good luck faggot, we're allied with /tg/ and they literally just stomped /b/ when they attempted to raid. Sorry for disappearing, was helping in said defence. Who currently wants to be added to the faciton?

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