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2013-04-11 03:08 6450858 Anonymous (123214345456.jpg 760x416 43kB)
>tfw you favorite ASMRtist turns out to be a smoker
ASMR General.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAhU gQmINZg
2 min later 6450881 Anonymous
>tfw pigsbum gor raped
16 min later 6450983 Anonymous
Virtuel girlfriend experience. How fucking low can you betas sink?
20 min later 6451016 Anonymous
>>6450983
i don't like asmr but you're not even remotely right
22 min later 6451026 Anonymous
>>6450983
>he doesnt get the tingles
Look at him and laugh.
23 min later 6451043 Anonymous
The end is just... so unattractive, no matter how good she looks. Quit blowing smoke into my face, bitch.
27 min later 6451064 Anonymous
>>6451016
no its just getting feels cause a "cute girl is saying cute shit to you"
its pretty fucking pathetic. no amount of testosterone would all-oh wait im on r9k
28 min later 6451071 Anonymous
Man that episode of This American Life a couple of weeks a go made me so jelly of you ASMR fags
29 min later 6451078 Anonymous
>>6451064
It's not feels, it's a physical sensation. I watch a lot of ASMR that's just folding things. You literally have no idea what you are talking about. Just stop.
32 min later 6451097 Anonymous
>tfw I still have no idea whether ASMR is something people here actually enjoy or a meme.
40 min later 6451152 Anonymous (1357249889001.png 673x501 73kB)
>>6451064
Are you deaf?
Even the unpacking sounds good.
It's not even about her voice.
44 min later 6451196 Anonymous
>>6451152
>>6451078
Serious question, are you guys autistic? I don't mean that as an insult, I just can't fathom why someone who wasn't would get physical sensations from fucking wrapping paper noise.
46 min later 6451205 anonymous
>>6451196
whats the matter? 2deep4u?
47 min later 6451217 Anonymous
Lillium is best end thread
49 min later 6451228 Anonymous
>>6451196
You either feel it or not! Get that into your thick skull, you idiot!
Apparently you dont, so move on....get fucked.
49 min later 6451230 sage
Veni Vidi Vulpes
/thread
53 min later 6451253 Anonymous
>>6451196
No, I'm not. Not diagnosed atleast.
I just like hearing things.
Sometimes when I walk through the forest I stop by the small stream and listen to it flow for 5 minutes or sit outside when it's windy just to hear the leaves rustle .
54 min later 6451262 Anonymous
>>6451196
>tfw plebs call you autistic because they can't appreciate patrician things like ASMR
plebs gonna pleb
57 min later 6451288 Anonymous
EphemeralRift and HeatherFeatherASMR.
Most creative I've seen so far.
1 hours later 6451339 Anonymous
This whispering shit is really annoying. I mean I guess it's cute, if you are an autist.
1 hours later 6451375 Anonymous
>>6451339
Stop the samefagging. Leddit is that way >>>>>
1 hours later 6451432 Anonymous
>Find out about ASMR
>Go watch one where the lady whispers, crinkles stuff, and softly taps things
>Feels so good and tingly, relaxation is setting in
>Vision starts to go in my left eye, like what happens just before a migraine except worse and without the horrible pain
Not doing that again. Surely that can't be healthy. I think I have a brain tumor or something.
1 hours later 6451448 Anonymous
>>6451262
>a person of high birth
>a person of breeding and cultivation
>listening to paper fold
YEAH
OK
1 hours later 6451468 Anonymous
>>6450881
Excuse me? Care to elaborate?
1 hours later 6451477 Anonymous
Can somebody please explain ASMR to me? It is the first ive ever heard of it.
1 hours later 6451485 Anonymous
>>6450858
I like ASMR videos because it lets me listen to girls talk and sometimes can feel like having a gf or female friend talk to you, but some of these bitches are massive attention whores
I didn't watch this whole video but it starts with a shot of her fucking tits and ends with her smoking some bullshit e-cigarette and tossing her hair. What a fucking attention whoring cunt
1 hours later 6451524 Anonymous
>>6451477
There's basically a wide variety of specific sounds that trigger an orgasmic feeling in one's head. Not every has the same triggers or even can feel it at all.
For instance, I enjoy scratching of cardbord, chewing gum, and bath bombs sizzling.
It's all about the sensation, not companionship or pretending to have a girlfriend. Hell, I've gotten the best feels from listening to a freak peel liquid latex off his body.
1 hours later 6451543 Anonymous (1362710361001.jpg 293x276 19kB)
>>6451524
W-what am i reading?
1 hours later 6451559 Anonymous
>>6451477
google exists
1 hours later 6451574 Anonymous
>>6451524
audiophiles are weird.
1 hours later 6451578 Anonymous
>>6451524
Also, ASMR stands for Autonomous sensory meridian response.
Don't be fooled, it's pretty much a made up bullshit term for that feeling. There's really no science of why this happens or how it works. However, one popular theory is that these responses stem from your very primitive "animal brain" and that these sounds are something that would tell our lesser ancestors that it's feeding time, or breeding time, or something positive. Like how a pond of carp will go crazy if you make a feeding noise with your mouth.
1 hours later 6451608 Anonymous
>>6450881
What happened to her
She's a Christian
It would be hot if she got raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6z RK107kSI
1 hours later 6451635 Anonymous
I also get this listening to really loud/noisy synth based music, turning up the volume as loud as possible without it being irritating. Maybe this will be a trigger for some of you guys. Try listening to these songs, see if they trigger it for you guys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGxs BCmKJ-A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-8_ VZcDc7I&hd=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Gz dN9ouYE
1 hours later 6451720 Anonymous
>>6451468
She was attacked on campus i think. Might be the reason she is a total mess.
1 hours later 6451758 Anonymous
>>6451485
She has kids and a husband....she might be already bored and seeking the neevrending attention of the internet.
Hilarious. Oh, and the best thi, she made a video were she briefly addresses the "creepy and pervy" comments and that she "doesnt like them".
Who are you fooling, hun? She probably gets off on that shit with her loser husband who finances her lazy housewife lifestyle.
I love her.
1 hours later 6451766 Anonymous
>>6451758
Even better is when they do all that but then solicit donations
Women are pieces of shit
1 hours later 6451775 Anonymous
>>6451758
I hate how women complain about guys being creepy when they are attention whores. Thing is people don't seem to mind because it's wrong to tell women they're being stupid even when they're being stupid
1 hours later 6451788 Anonymous
>>6451766
She asked for money? I liked this one ASMR girl and she seemed sort of cool, then she asked for donations for college
1 hours later 6451806 Anonymous
>>6451788
asmraurette?
They ALL ask for donations. Pigsbum does it.
I actually can't find anything on Maria's page which just makes me love her even more.
1 hours later 6451808 Anonymous
>>6451775
Women want attention, BUT only from those who they deem to be worthy.
1 hours later 6451837 Anonymous
>>6451788
OPs girl never asked for donations.
1 hours later 6451847 Anonymous
>>6451758
Thats exactly the reason i dont mind sluts at all.
Atlest they are honest.
1 hours later 6451856 Anonymous
>>6451806
Yes, that's her. I can see you know your ASMR. I've never heard of pigsbum until this thread. Can you provide a list of some of your favourites? Is Maria the one in OP?
I likes this girl that did a lot of videos but she hasn't made one for about a year or something. asmrurette was my favourite next to that other girl until she asked for donations
1 hours later 6451863 Anonymous
>>6451847
Sluts that pretend they aren't sluts are sad. But sluts are also fucked, unless they fuck you
2 hours later 6451878 Anonymous
>>6451766
There's nothing wrong with them asking for donations. They are giving you a service for free and more than likely any money donated would go to better equipment for better videos.
2 hours later 6451914 Anonymous
>>6451878
I agree in theory but if you look at ASMR dudes, they often have ten times the production value and get one tenth the views (if that). Girls can post a 240p of their fat fingers and get people in the comments practically worshiping them. GentleWhispering and VVV could probably have mobilize small armies on a whim, if they wanted, ready to die for them.
Men are, as always, fucking lonely horny retards. It removes any sense of scale for a woman's accomplishments. One shitty video of you thumbing through your shitty books and you can get enough money to pay three years' tuition.
Someone post the screenshot of the crappy vidya streamer girl getting hundreds of thousands of dollars in donations because she asked for money to get a haircut or whatever it was.
2 hours later 6451936 Anonymous
>>6451863
>unless they fuck you
Thats just a sad robot double-standard.
2 hours later 6451952 Anonymous
>>6451720
>>6451608
>>6451468
>>6450881
not true according to here: http://archive.foolz.us/tv/thread/2 7804005/#27806820
2 hours later 6451969 Anonymous
Which was the one that did ASMR shit then uploaded like 2 videos of her rubbing lotion on her feet, then claimed that it was in no way intended to be sexual? It's scary to think that anyone could be either that naive, or that much of a shameless liar.
2 hours later 6452022 Anonymous
>>6451952
She talks about it in one of her videos. I swear.
2 hours later 6452029 Anonymous
>>6451914
Why do people like gentlewhispering? She's not real good looking and she's annoying to listen to because of her accent
2 hours later 6452036 Anonymous
>>6451969
sweetseductiveasmr has a hard life. ;______;
2 hours later 6452039 Anonymous
>>6452029
Its not even her accent, she has a shrieky voice. She is only liked because she was one of the first to popularize it.
2 hours later 6452047 Anonymous
>>6452039
But once more girls started doing it, shouldn't she be less popular? I find her annoying to watch and am surprised she is so popular
2 hours later 6452122 Anonymous
>>6451969
>tfw every time I find a qt new ASMR girl I check if they have feet or toenail videos
2 hours later 6452287 Anonymous
>>6452047
Thats not how youtube works. Once you hit a critical mass on views, you videos get promoted effortlessly.
2 hours later 6452318 Anonymous
>tons of girls whispering to cameras for attention
>"totally not for attention guys look some kind of weird ASMR effect!"
>"what do you mean I don't have to show my face?"
So how is this not just softcore pseudo-porn?
2 hours later 6452365 Anonymous
>>6452318
You are like this kid who just stumbled into a movie wich shows a sex scene, and instantly thinks its porn.
2 hours later 6452376 Anonymous
>>6452365
So why do you need to see her face?
2 hours later 6452395 Anonymous
>>6452376
I dont. I actually watch every ASMR vid with closed eyes and have naps.
2 hours later 6452423 Anonymous
>>6452395
Then why do they post videos showing their faces?
3 hours later 6452618 Anonymous
>>6452318
I don't know, i saw it and the first time I actually got the tingling sensation. Felt nice, but it wasn't much
I watched the rest of asmrurette's vids because I'm bored and I haven't watched anybody talk into a camera for a while now
6 hours later 6454799 Anonymous
My personal favourite ASMR videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV9M CbYjgUU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKD3 Rokxsmo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfpj QCayy1k
The dude has multiple decent ones.
6 hours later 6454953 Anonymous
Am I the only one who likes male ASMRtists?
Kiwiwhispers, Whispermister1, RelaxingASMR, ASMRByDesign, the list could go on...
Call me gay or whatever but these guys give me mad tingles.
7 hours later 6455104 Anonymous
>>6451878
>Any money I made off my videos would go to tuition. That means it wouldn't be going to a new camera, or a new microphone, but just toward getting me through school.
Man, being a non-physically deformed girl must be so easy. I bet Asmraurette makes so much money from this shit.
7 hours later 6455164 Anonymous
>>6454953
>Whispermister1
Pls no, I fear watching any more will make me full homo.
7 hours later 6455202 Anonymous
>>6455104
>male progamers earn >$300k/yr
7 hours later 6455270 Anonymous
>>6455202
I think it'd be easier to extort money out of beta orbiters by posting a couple of videos a month than becoming a pro SC2 player and having to train 15 hours a day. Also I don't want to be South Korean.
7 hours later 6455288 Anonymous
>tfw got ASMR as a kid IRL but can't get it from videos
fuck my life
7 hours later 6455329 Anonymous
>>6451228
>getting mad at people for not buying into your placebo effect bullshit
It's like you couldn't be more pathetic if you tried.
8 hours later 6456096 Anonymous (1361083228926.jpg 1024x1816 57kB)
> tfw you found out asmraurette is a lesbian
I listen to asmr vids at work. I don't even watch them, but the sound relaxes me, makes me happy and able to focus. I get more work done. For me it has to be a woman's voice.
8 hours later 6456267 Anonymous
>>6454953
I do. I might add asmrVids.
Like everything erlse in life, males have more interesting topics, better production values and better work ethics.
The females are 90% attention whores who float on their "cute and quirky XD <3" trickery.
8 hours later 6456287 Anonymous
>>6455329
There is a difference between some cancer pill some christfag leader sells you for 3000 dollars and an ACTUAL feeling inside your fucking body!
9 hours later 6456327 Anonymous
The only sounds that do it for me are fingernails tapping on something hard and heels walking on a hard floor.
9 hours later 6456336 Anonymous
>>6456267
More like both genders put in the amount of effort necessary to succeed.
For men this requires fancy editing, and genuinely interesting material. But for women one can get by with a qt face and acting in a way that attracts the opposite sex. If men only had to put in that amount of effort to succeed they would, and the extremely attractive often do.
9 hours later 6456599 Anonymous
>>6456096
sauce on lesbian status
9 hours later 6456738 Anonymous
What's weird is that I occasionally get the tingly sensation from certain real life things, most noticeably close haircuts with an electric razor against the back of my neck or people demonstrating things on human subjects (i.e. an art demonstration or something), but I don't from ASMR videos. I still like them a lot as relaxation videos though.
Anyone else really like doctor / physical examination videos? Before I discovered ASMR vids that was what I looked for most often. Even now, I would say the most relaxing and soothing videos I have ever found are the ones in this series:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdRJ qbB0ZyA
9 hours later 6456789 Anonymous
>>6455202
>>male progamers earn >$300k/yr
Earning a livable income from pro gaming? That's about as likely as getting some rich sugar momma to put you in her will after fucking her a couple times.
9 hours later 6456814 Anonymous
>>6455202
>equally skilled female progamers would earn just as much
No one wanted to point this out?
9 hours later 6456833 Anonymous
>>6455202
There are one or two male progamers who make a lot. There are a billion who try to be those one or two.
Meanwhile, there are entire teams of girls with more sponsors than guys who have devoted their entire lives to the game, simply because they are girls. They get entire separate events despite never training - guys don't get to play events or get centre stage unless they train 12 hours a day.
Women can basically just walk around and bump into things and get money and love for it.
9 hours later 6456922 Anonymous
are there any uploaders who have good clean audio? these vids tend use shitty mics with too much noise in the recording or background computer hum going on, and it kills the experience.
9 hours later 6456957 Anonymous
>>6456922
Maybe a year ago. Most well known ASMRtists have upgraded.
Almost no white noise anymore.
9 hours later 6456963 Anonymous
>>6450858
>tfw you favorite ASMRtist turns out to be a smoker
She's smoking e-cigarettes, you dummkopf.
9 hours later 6456969 Anonymous
>>6451288
MY NIGGA
ASMRRequests is also fucking creative and her production values are stellar
9 hours later 6456974 Anonymous
>>6456963
Didnt you watch the entire vid? She is considering also smoking real ones in a seperate vid. Her hubby smokes E.
10 hours later 6457066 Anonymous
>>6454953
>Call me gay or whatever but these guys give me mad tingles.
You're gay.
10 hours later 6457111 Anonymous
ASMR has nothing to do with having a gf.
My triggers are those haircut asmr videos.
10 hours later 6457255 Anonymous
>>6456974
>considering
"Considering" being the operative word. Considering smoking =/= a smoker, you schweinehund
10 hours later 6457395 Anonymous
Silent Citadel is my favorite by far, even if she's a pig-disgusting hambeast with a husband and child.
Never asks for any donations, I found her when she was uploading all of her tarot cards while they were in progress. Always making neat, new art and her voice is super-relaxing. Apart from the gay as fuck collaborative works she sometimes does, she's alright in my book.
tingle/10
11 hours later 6458237 Anonymous (euphoric.gif 259x194 70kB)
First time I watched a video was when someone posted a link to gentlewhispers on /v/ like 6 months ago or something. It was pretty late at night and I was tied and I watched the video. Holy shit it felt amazing. Like every single sound gave me a wave of pleasure, it was so relaxing. Every time I breathed in I just felt amazing. I don't know how it happened seeing as every time I've watched a video afterwards I've felt almost nothing. It was kind of like one of those rare times you hear a great song and it gives you goosebumps but multiplied by a thousand.
13 hours later 6459339 Anonymous
>>6456833
>>Women can basically just walk around and bump into things and get money and love for it.
I'd say a show about cute girls being blindfolded and bumping into shit would make crazy amounts of money, but I bet the Japanese beat me to it.
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