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2013-04-10 01:02 6429915 Anonymous (Girls-in-Daisy-Dukes-27.jpg 630x945 111kB)
I've hit the jackpot boys. >Businessman from Chicago. >Transfer to Little Rock, Arkansas. >See girl at local coffee shop. >Go there often, establish rapport. >She looks like Daisy Duke. >Every girl down here looks like Daisy Duke. >Get her phone number, ask her out to this moderately priced burger/steak joint...maybe $12-$15 a plate, tops. >Her reponse "Ooooh mister fancy schmancy, I ain't ever been to a restaurant that nice before!" >TFW taking a girl in Chicago to a $12 restaurant would get me laughed out of the city, >I love Arkansas.

1 min later 6429935 Anonymous
good for you OP make us proud

1 min later 6429936 Anonymous (1317680605312.jpg 600x349 19kB)
>tfw everyone around me hates southern accents >tfw I like them >tfw no QT southern belle

1 min later 6429942 Anonymous
>>6429915 You can get food for 12-15 a plate that's not pig disgusting takeout? I might have to change my view on America.

2 min later 6429963 Anonymous
>american girls >not the easiest whores on the planet

4 min later 6429976 Anonymous
The further south you go, the cheaper everything is, OP. I live in the southernmost part of Texas and can get six tacos and a drink for breakfast for under 5 bucks.

4 min later 6429987 Anonymous
>>6429942 In the South yes. Everything is dirt cheap here. They have really good burgers here. $7 a pop. $2 draft beer. Double both those prices if this place were in Chicago.

4 min later 6429988 Anonymous
>>6429942 In my experience, one person can have a moderately good meal for generally $15-$20 in restaurants in my area.

9 min later 6430041 napstunna
>thinking chi is any less redneck than little rock deluded

13 min later 6430089 Anonymous
>OP in charge of understanding sarcasm.

13 min later 6430091 Anonymous
>tfw you pay 300 dollar per month to park your car city feels thread?

14 min later 6430116 Anonymous
The thing about southern girls is they are either very attractive or just very, very ugly. Not much of a middle ground.

15 min later 6430121 Anonymous
>>6429915 Enjoy your redneck, inbread cheap whore normie and get out of here

16 min later 6430139 Ricky
>>6429915 >yfw she was being sarcastic and that place was shit

17 min later 6430151 napstunna
>>6430091 >tfw you rarely see any attractive white people outside of downtown and the burbs other than when I look in the mirror, I mean

17 min later 6430154 Anonymous
>>6430116 They often start attractive but balloon in weight to become chain smoking fat asses.

19 min later 6430177 Anonymous
>>6429942 truthfully, some of the best food comes from corner carts and window counters. The big places are nice once in a while. But a bunch of tacos from the mexican guy are fantastic

19 min later 6430181 Anonymous
>>6430116 this is true for americans in general. either they look after their bodies and try their best to keep up with the hyper sexualised advertising culture by eating salads and jogging etc etc, or they just completely give up and become disgusting. I think in most other european countries you get more women in the middle who make some effort but not that much so they look average.

20 min later 6430201 Anonymous
>>6430177 My family lives in washington state in a small town. Whenever I go there, I get so many top-notch tacos for $5. I love people who make food.

20 min later 6430202 napstunna
>>6430181 >make some effort but not that much so they look average. sounds like paradise

24 min later 6430262 Anonymous (99_feels_no_gf.jpg 500x500 21kB)
>>6429936 Right in the fucking feels anon. And I was having a good day.

27 min later 6430297 Anonymous
>>6429915 >"Ooooh mister fancy schmancy, I ain't ever been to a restaurant that nice before!" No she didn't. I'm from the South and you are a fucking liar.

28 min later 6430314 Anonymous
>>6429915 The cynic in me says her response was sarcasm.

28 min later 6430318 Anonymous
>>6430297 If I knew how to take a screenshot of my phone, I would show you the text.

30 min later 6430340 Anonymous
>>6430318 Take a picture of your phone with a camera, then erase the names with paint.

30 min later 6430344 Anonymous
>>6430318 if its an iphone the lock button and the home button.

30 min later 6430349 Anonymous
>>6430318 .....it was a text............that is sarcasm bro.

30 min later 6430354 Anonymous
>>6430139 >>6430297 This. No one in Little Rock thinks 12 dollars is anything other than a bargain basement price for eating at a sit down restaurant. You'd have to go deep in hill country to find a woman who thinks 12 dollars is a lot for a meal.

34 min later 6430405 napstunna
>>6430318 >In chicago I would get laughed out of the city for $12 restaurant >new beginning in arkansas >start it off by taking a girl to a $12 restaraunt

38 min later 6430450 Anonymous
>Asking girls for their number Get the fuck out you goddamn filthy subhuman mongrel piece of shit eating scum of the earth slack jawed cum guzzling fucking normal.

45 min later 6430538 Anonymous
>>6430450 you realize you dont actually say "can i have your number"

49 min later 6430596 Anonymous
>>6430450 >Get the fuck out you goddamn filthy subhuman mongrel piece of shit eating scum of the earth slack jawed cum guzzling fucking normal. I tried saying that out loud and it rolls off the tongue quiet nicely to be honest.

51 min later 6430628 Anonymous
>>6430354 I can confirm this. I am from the Harrison/Branson area and I would consider those prices fancy schmancy.

51 min later 6430635 Anonymous
>tfw live near Atlanta and can two meals at a great Chinese place for $16 It's awesome, since even though we live in a nicer area things are still very cheap. I've never once seen a bar have $1 shots specials either, outside the south.

52 min later 6430651 Anonymous
As someone who lives in little rock most of the girls here are fucking ugly

53 min later 6430656 Anonymous
>>6430201 >washington state >Top-Notch Tacos I live in Seattle, that ain't happening.

53 min later 6430658 26th
>>6429936 >2013 >Liking southern accents I seriously hope you guys do this.

54 min later 6430668 Anonymous
>>6430635 >1$ shots wtf? the cheapest shots where I live are 5$

56 min later 6430694 Anonymous (1361521311848.png 413x546 214kB)
>want qt southern girl >tfw you know that none would ever want to settle down with a black man >tfw even if they did you would be hated by her father

58 min later 6430717 Anonymous
>>6430668 It's a special at this place, Friday night from 8-9 you can get a couple bottom shelf liquors for $1/shot. Thankfully they limit it to 3 a person or else I'd be dead.

1 hours later 6430800 Anonymous (1365538409059.gif 400x224 1893kB)
>>6430694 Southern white guy here (Savannah, GA). It goes both ways, some love black guys just to spite their fathers. Keep trying brother, you'll get one eventually. I occasionally go for black girls sick of thugs (for some reason they think white guys won't use them for sex. lel).If I can do it, you can.

1 hours later 6430870 Anonymous
>>6430800 I don't know if you've ever been to GA Southern, but it's really shocking how many black guy/white girl couples there are. It's a more "southern" place than Savannah too, out in the middle of nowhere.

1 hours later 6430889 Anonymous
>>6430800 > Throwing their own white women to a nigget > calling him a bro Fuck u faggot.

1 hours later 6430940 Anonymous
>>6430889 we have feels to

1 hours later 6430960 Anonymous (VisitingAmerica.gif 250x210 1359kB)
>>6430870 Yeah but a lot of those girls are hicks/idiots just going to GSU to party. Not just the ones that date black women, the girls in general. >>6430889 Like you get pussy to begin with. Go fuck yourself.

1 hours later 6431014 Anonymous
I know that feel OP. Girls from Chicago are dogs. Dogs with gauges and tattoos and piercings. Live five years in Chicago, find maybe one or two attractive girls. Spend five minutes in Kentucky, run into Anne V working at a Quiznos.

1 hours later 6431019 Anonymous
>>6430635 I live in metro atlanta. Please tell me where the fuck I can get $1 shot specials.

1 hours later 6431060 Anonymous
>>6429915 >Grow up in richfag metro detroit area Hot bitches all around. Too shallow for most meaningful relationships >Go to school in the armpit of US >Become "redneck" >Move back get comfortable job >Suddenly women find me interesting. I'm "unique" >Shit still costs me 50-60 bucks to go out on a date >Get relocated to Iowa The fuck are these people?

1 hours later 6431286 Anonymous
>live in Florida >even the rich girls are into simple, cheap things >can take a girl out for a picnic on the beach for about $10 and she'll think it's the coolest date ever >girls are happy just smoking weed and then fucking, so if all you have is $10 you could just buy a dimebag and fuck bitches >trailer park girls ride your dick nonstop if you even hint that you have painkillers >tfw living the life God bless Florida.

1 hours later 6431356 Anonymous
>>6431286 Fuck Florida. I thank God every day I moved back to Georgia after going to USF for 4 years.

1 hours later 6431380 Anonymous
>>6431356 Florida is primo for college students, why didn't you enjoy your stay? Especially since USF is a big time party school.

1 hours later 6431411 Anonymous
>>6431380 >>>/r9k/ thats why

1 hours later 6431425 Anonymous
>>6431380 It wasn't the college part of it and the college kids. When it was college partying it was cool. It was the fucking old people, and the unique florida style white trash. Also the fucking cops are the WORST.

1 hours later 6431429 Anonymous
>>6431411 You couldn't not be an aspie for five seconds the whole time you were here? You couldn't go to a party, get hammered and fuck a bitch in your whole four years at USF? College turned me into an alpha douchebag, I can't believe anyone can go through college and not turn into a normalfag.

1 hours later 6431442 Anonymous
>>6431429 i wasn't the florida guy

1 hours later 6431463 Anonymous
>>6431425 Okay, yeah, the old people and trailer trash do suck, but I've only dealt with one asshole cop and that was because I was hosting a loud punk show in my basement at 4 am. I've smoked with cops.

1 hours later 6431475 Anonymous
>>6431463 Christ just go to St. Pete and enjoy the rape.

1 hours later 6431486 Anonymous
>>6429915 >tfw you'll be leaving Chicago soon to Austin texas >highest female to male ratio >no more high taxes >cheap cost of living Fuck I can't wait to get outta this city, hate it so fucking much!

2 hours later 6431521 Anonymous
>>6431486 I've never understood the chicago appeal. It just seems like a haven for dillusional hipsters. >dat high cost of living >dat corruption >dat god aweful traffic

2 hours later 6431526 Anonymous
>>6431475 Wut? St. Pete is almost as fancy-schmancy and artsy as Sarasota, haven't you been to the Dali museum?

2 hours later 6431556 Anonymous
>>6431526 Yes, I took some classes at USFSP as well. I've been to the old Dali and new Dali. While it is a beautiful place, I was referring to the police. Rape by the police in the st. pete area.

2 hours later 6431586 Anonymous
>>6431521 >high vice tax So much more but I don't care, there's nothing more for me here and I can't wait to leave !

2 hours later 6431613 Anonymous
>>6431556 I guess you pretty much have to be an asshole cop to keep people from doing stupid shit, considering it is Florida and people do a lot of stupid shit. >tfw you watch a pill head run over an old lady in a parking lot >tfw you've seen this shit happen more than once

2 hours later 6431690 Anonymous
>>6429915 If you are for real I know where I am moving to next.

2 hours later 6431703 Anonymous
>>6429915 Go down to the SW border of Arkansas, that surrounding area will change your opinion of the entire area.

2 hours later 6431743 Anonymous
>>6429915 It really seems to me that you do not pick up on sarcasm that easily.

2 hours later 6431769 Anonymous
>>6429915 welcome to the south, yankee. You ever come through memphis, drinks are on me.

2 hours later 6431803 Anonymous
>>6429915 Just be careful you don't make her brother jealous.

2 hours later 6431842 Anonymous (upside-redneck-500-25.jpg 500x374 128kB)
>North Cackalacky >Some girls are just happy to be taken into town Even in the bladen/robeson area, girls are charmed rather easily. They're tough as hell though. You're not going to find a dainty little qt princess very easily, especially in more secluded areas. Gods be praised when you do.

2 hours later 6431862 Anonymous
>>6430354 Arkansas bro here and I concur. If you pull some girl out of a trailer park in the Delta or somewhere, that might fly, but people from LR or the NWA area will act this way.

2 hours later 6431872 Anonymous
>>6431862 meant to say they will not act this way. Either the girl was just being sarcastic to the "big city businessman from up north" or she's from some population 5k town

2 hours later 6431898 Anonymous
>>6431842 Some parts are really nice though, you get the southern charm without the hassle because of the military bases.

2 hours later 6431922 Anonymous
>>6430656 There's a couple of great Mexican places in Des Moines, Wa. I know of a taco truck near Woodmont Library (only because I used to work there).

2 hours later 6431943 Anonymous
>>6429915 Take her to the Butcher Shop in west midtown. Or one of the three sushi joints on Shackleford--Tokyo House is great for variety, but Sekisui is great for a true connoisseur. And above all, enjoy yourself! Little Rock's low cost-of-living is amazing! Sincerely, Little Rock Anon

5 hours later 6434122 Anonymous
>>6429963 You've clearly never been to Australia.

5 hours later 6434171 Anonymous
>>6430656 >Seattle >Washington State Pick one The rest of the state hates you. Southwest and inland WA have a ton of meheecans that make bomb ass tacos.

5 hours later 6434186 >TDW
fuck fayetteville the south gets way, way better than arkansas. that's all, carry on

5 hours later 6434194 Anonymous
>>6430889 I just watched Lincoln and this gave me some lel.

5 hours later 6434221 Anonymous
>tfw she will turn into an entitled whore because of your coddling

5 hours later 6434224 Anonymous
>>6431060 >metro detroit >hot bitches fucking where man? ive lived in both the metro area and northern michigan (harbor springs) and the bitches here are far inferior to the ones ive encountered going to school in Boston or working in "bama

5 hours later 6434317 Anonymous
>>6431060 > richfag metro detroit area >Hot bitches Detroitfag here, clearly you haven't traveled much. They're only hot compared to Ohio trash, go to Texas or Cali for some "hot bitches".

5 hours later 6434332 Anonymous
>>6434224 Ha, I didn't see your post. Detroitmind herp derp >>6434317

5 hours later 6434347 Anonymous
>be texan all my life >go to germany to stay with a family for a while >they ask me about cowboys and ask if we really use "y'all" >the father says I must be awful verbose for someone from the south I suppose we all are supposed to carry rooty tooty point and shooties down here and limit our vocabulary to two syllable words, I suppose

5 hours later 6434361 mystery.jpg
Good on you, OP. That's kind of something that I would want. Sounds like a distant dream.

5 hours later 6434381 Anonymous (1362415644871.jpg 413x395 35kB)
>>6434347 >rooty tooty point and shooties that's so cute, anon

5 hours later 6434425 Anonymous
>>6434332 >>6434224 here its ok man, no one wants to associate with detroiters, even other detroiters lol

5 hours later 6434451 Anonymous
>>6434381 It's from a capped post of someone pretending to share english slang. That's the nickname for guns in england. You're obviously too new to have seen this before, and he's only slight less new than you since he still encodes memes into his posts for no particular reason.

5 hours later 6434482 Anonymous
>>6434451 >implying that I remember every line of a 20+ line mediocre copypasta that I saw months ago

6 hours later 6434650 Anonymous
>>6434451 actually, you're newer than me, since you want to measure penii

6 hours later 6434672 Anonymous
Wait till you meet her relatives OP. Hehehe.

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