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2013-03-25 10:16 6220966 Anonymous (419034_382183661793874_152175388128037_1560158_1643543296_n.jpg 500x379 92kB)
Show us some shit you are good at robots.
I didnt say tell us you fucking lying cunt bags, you have to show us
Post a link to something cool or interesting or difficult you have done. It can be music or art or funny tricks on a wheely-board or even something useful lol not likely
I dont care what it is just anything that most other robots would not have done in their lifetimes or wouldnt be able to do or might find interesting
go do it now
2 min later 6220985 Anonymous
>Job requires skills with AutoCAD
>Asks for proof (sample PDF)
>Made a couple of pretty complex drawings, so I'll give them those
>Spend an hour looking for my classwork
>None found
I guess we'll both be disappointed.
7 min later 6221028 Anonymous
>>6220985
well thats not much help
someone must have something
9 min later 6221043 Anonymous (552027_532201210153920_1097726597_n.jpg 604x453 40kB)
going to put this on shirts and sell it to hipsters.
11 min later 6221050 Anonymous (734045_530235130350528_1336741167_n.jpg 604x453 35kB)
>>6221043
i'm actually pretty proud of this one, considering i didn't use pencil and i drew the women sans reference.
11 min later 6221052 Anonymous
>>6221043
I lol'd
would not wear but would say "cool shirt" if I saw someone else wearing it
20 min later 6221089 Anonymous
I make strange music that has absolutely no potential for anyone to ever like it aside from a few hipsters from /mu/, and even most of them dont like it
Its too unusual for normal people to like it, not really ravey enough for those kind of people to like it and too electronic for people who like bands and stuff to like it
kind of makes me wonder whats the point but its something to do I guess
https://soundcloud.com/slicky-p/gig antic-micro-organism
20 min later 6221094 CMPWhiteBox (photo.jpg 960x720 296kB)
I'm a competitive rifle shooter.
I'll post my rifles too if anyone asks.
They're pretty cool looking if I say say myself.
21 min later 6221101 CMPWhiteBox
>>6221094
say so*
Sorry, it's early...
22 min later 6221106 Anonymous
>>6221094
post guns
24 min later 6221112 Anonymous
>>6221089
This actually isn't bad ... I like it. I think it's a really good start, anon. The mixing is a bit rough, but you've got potential, provided you're willing to do anything with it.
26 min later 6221127 Anonymous (ps.jpg 1909x1032 184kB)
I like to do digital painting. Apparently I'm good at it but I always feel like everything I do is shit.
26 min later 6221128 CMPWhiteBox (IMG_0814 copy.jpg 1440x1080 458kB)
>>6221106
Okay. Here's the description/cost:
>Anschutz 1913/4 action with a 1908 stock, custom made: cost around 3500-3700$
>Anschutz 9003 with adj iris diopter and front tunnel: Gun was about 3200$, sights were 650$
>Anschutz 1914 (it's essentially the same as the top gun, but newer and with less "free-rifle" stuff): Got it for an absolute steal at 1800$
>Crosman Challenger: This one is more for fun. It's an air rifle I use for silhouette matches and stuff like that: Cost about 600$ (including the cost of the glass that's mounted on it)
I have about 7-8K$ in other accessories for competitive shooting.
I also have a Garand that I break out for the MilHP matches.
27 min later 6221130 Anonymous
>>6221089
What the fuck is wrong with you? Same Anon as before, listening to the rest of your shit, you're good at what you do, quit being so hard on yourself you creep.
27 min later 6221133 Anonymous
>>6221112
but who would ever like music like that? I dont think theres really a market for it so I doubt I'll ever accomplish anything more than getting a few followers on soundcloud
its alright though like I said I just do it becuase I like music and it keeps me entertained for a while
28 min later 6221142 Anonymous
I do digital art. I'm fairly recognized on the net though and I don't want people knowing I go here. Hence ''anon'', so I'm not going to post my art.
29 min later 6221152 Anonymous
>>6221089
if you are a true artist then the point is that you want to do it. you are not making music to please or entertain people .
if you do then you are more of a showman or entertainer and you should do stuff that entertain people
also this is really midi-y, 90% of soundcloud is people makign this midi shit with their abelton live
30 min later 6221155 CMPWhiteBox (IMG_1063.jpg 1280x960 511kB)
>>6221128
And a more recent pic of the third one down, with the shovel pail grip and risers that I just got.
I use this one almost exclusively for small bore now.
30 min later 6221156 Anonymous
>>6221133
You go a bit cray cray with the corny synth sounds, but other than that this is some nice shit, it reminds me a lot of Skream! Also, it's not about the market, you do it because you enjoy it, some of the weirdest artists get cult followings for making off-beat stuff like this.
30 min later 6221157 Anonymous
I am not good at anything in particular. Almost music but I gave up on that as my creative engine dies every few feet so to speak.
30 min later 6221158 Anonymous (1319614539260.jpg 381x359 33kB)
>>6221130
I never said it was bad just that theres not much market for it, I've been told is absolutely horrible shit and just give up most places I have gone for feedback but I dont take it too serious because its usually from harcore raver/dubstep types who are quite closed minded to anything different
I'm glad you think its alright though
30 min later 6221159 Anonymous (Untitled (2).jpg 1920x1050 550kB)
Working on a game engine....but I have had no inspiration to continue work on it for a long time now....
I gotta get out of this apartment and this job. It's fucking killing my creativity.
31 min later 6221165 Anonymous
>>6221127
Pretty fucking good man!
31 min later 6221168 Anonymous
>>6221133
everyone on soundcloud is making music like that. it sounds like ordinary techno.
31 min later 6221169 Anonymous
>>6221127
>hurr Im shit
>is better than me
Assuming you touch up the jawls, lips (obviously) and the eye it's pretty fucking pro. You cunt.
35 min later 6221188 Anonymous
I make spacerock
not many people listen to it
I think it's because I hate self promoting
36 min later 6221191 Anonymous
>>6221159
I can not tell what I am looking at there, but looks pretty cool.
36 min later 6221194 Anonymous
>>6221168
A couple of the songs are pretty much just ordinary techno-ish, a lot of the more weird stuff I didnt bother to upload but seriously can you imagine going into a club somewhere and hearing the song I posted playing?
37 min later 6221198 CMPWhiteBox
>>6221188
Spacerock like Barrett-era PF and early David Bowie?
38 min later 6221202 Anonymous
>>6221188
post it and a bit of a mootblockz
39 min later 6221209 Anonymous
>>6221159
I can imagine little warlike civilisations of various toothy critters sprawling across your valleys, anon. Tiny banner bearing masses slowly smashing into each other .
41 min later 6221213 Anonymous
>r9k appears to be filled with talent
>continuously post tfw no gf anyway
43 min later 6221229 Anonymous
>>6221213
>Implying these:
>>6221089
>>6221094
>>6221127
>>6221159
>>6221188
>will get you laid
44 min later 6221232 Anonymous
>>6221194
Just do drone, ______ ambient or some shit like that, niches n' shit.
And btw, focus on editing the clips etc. you operate with - seems like people can somehow intuitively tell how much the unedited stuff stands appart from it's supposed purpose within a song, if you get what I'm saying.
44 min later 6221237 Anonymous (picone.jpg 1022x390 39kB)
>>6221127
I had a go at doing a digital painting a while back, never got around to finishing it though.
Heres like the top half of the picture, clouds look pretty good, mountains look kind of cartoonish but OK for a first attempt I think then the stream and trees looked lame as fuck so I deleted them
47 min later 6221249 Anonymous
>>6221232
>seems like people can somehow intuitively tell how much the unedited stuff stands appart from it's supposed purpose within a song
>if you get what I'm saying
I have to be honest, I have no fucking clue what you are saying
49 min later 6221262 Anonymous
>>6221232
Not quite catching what you're pitching there boss.
51 min later 6221275 Anonymous (1363917279658.png 104x106 24kB)
>>6221128
>Thumbhole stocks
53 min later 6221278 Anonymous
https://soundcloud.com/leon-hope
I'm okay I guess?
I really dislike my singing in the second song though, but I'm always so self concious about my voice unless I'm on stage.
54 min later 6221282 Anonymous
I make electronic music, but everything I release is never anywhere near as good as the 10-20 second scraps I have kicking around on my harddrive that I can never finish because I know I'll always disappoint myself.
Regardless, what I really want to do is make guitar music and sing, but I'm too shy to release my shitty voice to the world.
https://soundcloud.com/simtrip/lit- up-in-crystalline
55 min later 6221285 Anonymous
>>6221282
Fuck I'm like this too.
>Start doing something
>It starts to become really really good
>Get nervous that I'm going to fuck it up
>Better just leave it.
57 min later 6221294 Anonymous (rifle.jpg 600x450 47kB)
>>6221275
>Pistol grip needed for ergonomic shooting in the offhand/kneeling positions
>Full comb needed for position adjustable cheekpiece
>A combination of the two
>implying it's bad
I get shit about thumbholes on /k/ all the time.
I swear, half the people on that board are nogunz.
58 min later 6221297 Anonymous (army.jpg 540x720 143kB)
I had a role with quite a few lines in a feature film and have since been in quite a few as uncredited parts.
I don't really find it that interesting, but it makes for fairly good conversation.
www.imdb.com/name/nm4887767/
58 min later 6221298 Anonymous
>>6221285
Story of my fucking life, ugh.
Everything I've ever finished has been the result of me scraping the bottom of the barrel on the strength of one idea that I actually liked, just so I can churn out something over 2 minutes long.
Maybe that's what it's supposed to be like?
59 min later 6221301 Anonymous
>>6221297
>www.imdb.com/name/nm4887767/
hey man, me too. I was actually part of a TV show which got shown in australia and america
59 min later 6221304 Anonymous
>>6221282
I'm the guy who posted that song before and I feel pretty much exactly the same, once I get a good mic I will start recording shit though you just gotta do it and see how it turns out because otherwise you have no way of knowing where to improve
will post a video of my guitar playing too if anyone wants to hear it
1 hours later 6221306 Anonymous
>>6221297
>5' 7"
confirmed manlet.
Thats pretty cool though.
1 hours later 6221307 Anonymous (hoers.png 321x248 133kB)
>>6221297
>Height: 5' 7" (1.70 m)
1 hours later 6221328 Anonymous
I'd post a song or piece of art, but this is 4chan. I have some pride.
1 hours later 6221330 Anonymous
>>6221306
>>6221307
Wardrobe has a hell of a time finding clothes for me sometimes. But I guess if half the majorly famous actors in the media are under 5'9, I can be too, right?
>>6221301
It's cool to see how everything is done behind the scenes. Haven't done any TV yet, but I've worked on 7 movies.
1 hours later 6221342 CMPWhiteBox (1358916552678.jpg 368x368 68kB)
>>6221297
>right handed AR
>left handed
>...
1 hours later 6221344 Anonymous
The only thing I can do better than most people is be miserable and hate on stuff. Not even kidding.
Full of edgy bitterness, its all I've got.
And I'm not even the best at that.
1 hours later 6221349 Anonymous
>>6221297
thats pretty cool man
>I wish I didnt always get the bloxx for my shitty unoriginal comments
1 hours later 6221359 CMPWhiteBox
>>6221330
My oldest brother has his DGA card and works in the movie industry. He always finds a way to let me on set whenever he's filming a popular movie, and I gotta say, it's pretty cool.
The job isn't for everyone though. Holy shit, the stuff he has to put up with is unbelievable.
Do you have your SAG card yet?
1 hours later 6221374 Anonymous (understeer3.jpg 1023x682 748kB)
I are teh hobby mechanic
>swapped a 2.0 into an LC accent in high school
>completely rebuilt an X3 excel with new suspension, twin cam engine and phr3sh interior bits
>restoring an s-coupe turbo, one of only 70 imported to australia
>diddled around with a myriad of other grocery getters
Dudebros don't care about cars that aren't featured in 2fast2furious
Bitches especially don't care about cars, unless you're fixing theirs for free/smiles
1 hours later 6221377 Anonymous
>>6221328
>on /r9k/
>has some pride
something about this does not add up
1 hours later 6221378 Anonymous (1356469162249.jpg 1209x798 298kB)
>>6221209
Heh. So can I. It's the AI I'm looking forward to building the most.
1 hours later 6221402 Anonymous
>>6220966
im good at pokemon pvp
>tfw the only thing you are unusually good at is a game thats aimed at 8-14 year olds
Dont give me any of that "BUT ITS RATED E FOR EVERYONE"bullshit
deep down inside, you damn well know its for 8-14 year olds
1 hours later 6221404 Anonymous
>>6221194
lol do u want to make club music ?.. then you should study gangam style and stuff. try o emulate what he does... u need more catchy stuff
1 hours later 6221405 Anonymous (arcade2.jpg 574x720 79kB)
Made this sucker a while back. It's really fucking tough and has a PC and CRT TV inside. 6x9 car speakers too.
1 hours later 6221406 Anonymous
>>6221359
In Canada, but I have the equivalent ACTRA card. BG actors and stand-ins are treated pretty badly, especially filming in northern Ontario where the union doesn't really have any power and standards are rock-bottom.
>>6221342
Wardrobe had no right handed guns so I had to deal with holding it weird or shells in the face.
>>6221374
I wish I knew shit about cars, man. This girl I ran into is really into trucks and operates excavators/bulldozers and shit. We have absolutely nothing in common ;_;
1 hours later 6221412 Anonymous
heres a wee improvised solo on the guitar, insert pointless humblebragging about how its just silly tasteless shredding and I could do better if I prepared something and the sound quality is really bad and all that if you please even though that stuff should be obvious anyway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGm1 0CgMc0s
1 hours later 6221419 Anonymous
>>6221404
No I do not want to make club music I was just using that as an example of music being commercially successful
1 hours later 6221423 Anonymous
>>6221402
actually i also used to do insane tricks on a trampoline when i was like 12-13
i was doing 720 misties, bios, rodeos, lincoln loops and consecutive backflips etc etc
and some fuckin weird ass grabs
i could even do black outs off trampolines/diving boards
i got scared at 14
started smoking weed at 15
cant even do a single backflip properly anymore
now i play pokemon lel
1 hours later 6221426 Anonymous
>>6221402
I've known a ton of people from 16 to 30 that still play pokemon a lot.
I for one have played DotA (and now HoN) for something like 6 or 7 years and am still shit. I just don't understand how I've been treading water for so long without improving.
.. or how I haven't gotten bored yet.
1 hours later 6221439 Anonymous
>>6221406
One day, long ago, I decided that I wanted to know about cars. I was surrounded by all these familiar, anonymous lumps of metal and I had no idea about them. Now, it's been a considerable number of years to get from there to here, but that was all it took.
Some people are interested in them technically, others are into them because it's a fun physical thing to drive, others enjoy being part of a culture.
What I'm really trying to say is, there's nothing stopping you from learning about them. You'll be a noob at first, but who isn't a noob when they start anything?
1 hours later 6221512 Anonymous
>>6221439
It amazes me that some people dont understand this is the way to know about things, just start fucking learning about it. I guess people have it in their heads that there are proper channels you have to go through (ie do a mechanic course, go to guitar lessons or whatever it might be) but IMO its acutally better to do it yourself in a lot of ways
1 hours later 6221559 Anonymous
anyone else? been an interesting thread so far
1 hours later 6221574 Anonymous
>>6221229
>all /r9k/ threads are about getting laid
3 hours later 6221989 Anonymous
>>6221127
so if you think it looks shit you know you're not perfect and you can do better.
good job.
3 hours later 6221992 Anonymous
>I dont care what it is just anything that most other robots would not have done in their lifetimes or wouldnt be able to do or might find interesting
So I should post pictures of myself making out with girls?
3 hours later 6221997 Anonymous
I'm good at growing plants, but I'm too lazy to go downstairs and take a picture of what I've got growing.
3 hours later 6222000 Anonymous
I'm really good at sleeping. I can sleep for three days with only one bathroom break. It's true ask my mom, she thought I tried to kill myself.
4 hours later 6222445 Anonymous (I0817.jpg 564x768 185kB)
I produce psychedelic stuff like this.
I use silver and gold coatings.
When the sun is shining on a piece the reflection can blend you.
9 hours later 6225342 Anonymoose
Bumping because this is a good thread.
I shuffle a bit. Not particularly well, and using socks on smooth floors like I do is cheating, but no one I know does it, so I guess I'm comparatively good. As for proof, have this video I took in my kitchen one day. Uploaded to m0therl3ss because not everything on that site has to be porn.
E309834
14 hours later 6228576 Anonymous
>>6222445
sweet bro that is really crazy
14 hours later 6228608 Anonymous (Picture 190.jpg 2592x1944 660kB)
sitting on my ass and hating myself. suck at everything else I try
14 hours later 6228648 Anonymous
>>6228608
>keep calm poster
shiggy
14 hours later 6228714 Anonymous
>>6228608
>That poster
Classy as fuck
14 hours later 6228723 Anonymous (fruity_loops_fl_studio_6[1].jpg 987x742 86kB)
i make sampled hip hop beats on fl studio
i usually use some old r&b track from the 80s, or a movie soundtrack. chop it, add drums, and make something I think sounds good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z52 wz7-qqLQ
thats all i do when im not playing vidya or on 4chan
14 hours later 6228744 Anonymous
>>6228608
do you have herpes
14 hours later 6228800 Anonymous
any chance to whore out my music is cool with me!
https://soundcloud.com/twelvetone/s ets/stealing-the-sun-ep
did these both last week, i have one more song to complete the ep but i need to find time to record it
14 hours later 6228826 Anonymous
>>6228744
angular chelitis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angula r_cheilitis
14 hours later 6229037 Anonymous (whatsgood.jpg 440x330 66kB)
I like to think I'm good at making music. But there are a few problems
>Started this semester
>Unsure of my artistic direction
>Still don't know how to master tracks
>Still can't sidechain
>Constant composer's block
But hey, I've made three songs on protools, and I'm particularly proud of this one I finished yesterday
>(Not really finished, due to lack of mastering and sidechaining)
Robots, I present a Super Smash Bros Starfox Remix.
Enjoy, FoxSmash
https://soundcloud.com/whatsgoodscu lly/fox-smash-original-mix
14 hours later 6229099 Anonymous
>>6229037
haha fuck man this is pretty radical
14 hours later 6229162 Anonymous (Picture 191.jpg 2592x1944 635kB)
>>6228648
>>6228714
you're right, it's tacky and shitty as fuck. is this better?
14 hours later 6229179 Anonymous
>>6229162
now you look like a cool customer
14 hours later 6229208 Anonymous
>>6229162
Well now the wall just looks bare, you should've had a backup poster ready
14 hours later 6229214 Anonymous
>>6229099
Thanks bro. It's really difficult to find and create the exact sounds that you want, and I couldn't do it without some positive feedback along the way.
14 hours later 6229229 Anonymous
>>6221237
I like it. I can't quite put my finger on it but something about it does indeed make it look cartoonish. Perhaps if the lines were sharper? I don't know, I'm not an artist.
14 hours later 6229234 Anonymous
>>6229162
6/10 face
would be better if you smiled
14 hours later 6229235 Anonymous
>>6229208
it's as empty as my list of accomplishments
14 hours later 6229243 Anonymous
>>6229162
what happened to your 10/10 face chubby gf`?
14 hours later 6229273 Anonymous
>>6229214
the samples make me lol but the song is also catchy and interesting enough to hold attention in its own right, good stuff man keep it up
15 hours later 6229336 Anonymous
>>6229243
she couldn't handle my mental problems, so she left. don't blame her, I don't deserve anyone
15 hours later 6229380 Anonymous
>>6229273
:')
tfw bros
15 hours later 6229545 Anonymous
>>6229336
damn dude, sorry to hear that. you kinda gave robots like me hope.
oh well, dont be sad it ended, be glad it happened i guess
15 hours later 6229810 Anonymous
>>6229545
and probably won't happen again. I'm too much of a fat, socially awkward, NEET to meet women IRL, and I'm pretty sure most, if not all the women on here hate me now
15 hours later 6229892 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCyW 0uuWHyM
I recorded this years ago, but it got like 30k views and everyone tells me how awesome I am. I still go to ska shows on occasion and dance around like this. 9/10 people get out of my way and just watch me go, it's pretty cool.
18 hours later 6231652 Anonymous (IMG_20130325_223734_155.jpg 3264x1840 1618kB)
>I dont care what it is just anything that most other robots would not have done in their lifetimes or wouldnt be able to do or might find interesting
Alright, well I guess this fits in that category. I took a gap year after high school to volunteer for a full year, and tutored/mentored 6th graders for over 2,100 hours (the diploma says 1,700, but recorded I went past that)
18 hours later 6231723 AE (MULTI.jpg 1280x1024 106kB)
I build fucking lasers
18 hours later 6231781 Anonymous
>>6229892
Jesus Christ wtf was that m8
18 hours later 6231782 AE (1311025032622.jpg 640x480 101kB)
>>6231723
I found the picture I was looking for. I also wanted to get into photography but a nice camera is like $600 when I could buy parts for a laser to project a picture on the night sky for $1,100.
I'd rather be shooting out the bat symbol than taking dramatic pictures of chess boards any day.
18 hours later 6231847 Anonymous
>>6231723
>>6231782
Coolest hobby in the thread.
I freestyle rap, but if I could fucking build lasers, man, I don't even know what I'd do but it'd be awesome.
Do people tell you that your hobby is flat out astonishing?
18 hours later 6231912 Anonymous (1323485940391.jpg 594x640 121kB)
I do some mediocre writing. I've been working on some world building and I feel like I've got a decent set-up. All Low fantasy at this point, but intending on transitioning it to a fluctuation between high and mid as I get more done.
INB4 anyone can write given the time and my ideas are shit. Trust me I'm already quite aware...
18 hours later 6231941 Anonymous (image.jpg 326x503 68kB)
Sometimes I draw things?
Not enough confidence to pursue anything though.
18 hours later 6231968 Anonymous
>>6229162
I love you.
I'd make this into some kind of photo set if I was on my computer.
18 hours later 6232007 AE
>>6231847
Thanks man, means a lot. A lot of people tell me it's cool, but chicks are absolutely turned away from lasers. No idea why.
But I've been working on my comprehension of light, electricity and photon dynamics since I was 9, now I'm 20.
It's kind of a scary career because I have to promote what I'm selling myself, online forums, pawnshops, flee markets, but I'm my own boss so it's kind of cool.
I work 16 hours a day, 7 days a week though and usually don't have any deadlines to meet besides mailing out packages on time (which I do from home) so I dick around a lot.
>dropped out of highschool freshman year
>told my parents "I already know what I want to do for the rest of my life"
>get kicked out because I dropped out, they always loved my older brother more despite him being dumb as rocks
>made 361k last year
>my parents have no idea where I am/what I'm doing
>no way of meeting new people
>haven't left my house in weeks (groceries delivered, any luxuries I want are mailed to me)
I haven't vocally spoken in a couple of days now, and that was to myself. Haven't spoken to another person since my last skype call with a client (2/24)
I'm confident I'll die a virgin.
19 hours later 6232025 Anonymous (image.jpg 1280x400 145kB)
>>6231941
I tried making comics for a bit, too.
But I no longer have the motivation or confidence.
19 hours later 6232050 Anonymous
>>6231968
no you don't, no one does
19 hours later 6232062 AE (asp.jpg 1440x900 982kB)
>>6232025
I do some amature bullshit drawings, but could never draw actual things like people.
19 hours later 6232074 Anonymous
>>6232050
Well, maybe not love.
Closer to "like."
19 hours later 6232089 Anonymous
One day I'm going to make /r9k/ the album and dedicate it to all my bros.I always post this song when I get the chance, even though it's just one song it gives me hope and motivation to keep working on new ones.
https://soundcloud.com/eprosmith/mr -know-it-all-3
19 hours later 6232145 Anonymous
>>6232089
sounds pretty decent, why do you still only have one?
19 hours later 6232146 Anonymous
>>6232074
why? I don't see what's likeable about me
19 hours later 6232159 Anonymous (button-img.png 622x622 577kB)
Write poetry in prose and manage a small lit magazine with my friends. It's very fun.
Doodle little things that people say are very good.
Sometimes play around in photoshop/apophysis and try to get better at making fractal flames. After mastering apophysis, I want to do the same with madelbulb.
19 hours later 6232166 Anonymous
>>6232145
My computer was stolen and that was the only way I could record.
Fuck Greeley, Colorado. Fucking bastard crooks broke in, what i get for living in a shit neighborhood. I finally got a PC but I have no idea how to begin recording with this thing. With a Mac it's so god damn easy, you just put in some headphones and bam, you're set.
19 hours later 6232169 Anonymous
>>6232146
God damn it you made me laugh and you look like you should be in a black metal band.
19 hours later 6232176 Anonymous
>>6232007
>>6232007
361k? holy shit robot, head out and pick up some babes. you've earned a good night out yo
6 fuckin digits man, that's some cash
19 hours later 6232187 Anonymous
>>6232089
I also write poetry
Burrow your fingers underneath my skin
rip out my viens and the things that make us human
search within my marrow for any trace of love
and erase it with the gentleness of your hungry tongue
while translucently awake I can dream up a million dreams
In the time it takes for your perfect eyes to blink
and yes I have studied this nebula of mistrust, anxious lust, and lost love
stuck within the spaces of your heart beats gone
and yes I have studied the way you breathe in every colour that you think you can hold
In your paint by number soul
And yes I have retraced those hues like clues
To your personality softly broken by that thought of
"What the fuck did you think life was? A lost highway with a diluted sun? What did your love get assimilated into that cold machine that spits out a reprise of despise"
Every time I ask for the line that follows
I swallow
that little pill you put into the palm of my hand
with no water needed because I'm used to the pressure to say something clever whenever you tug on these heart strings that make my head ring
And yes I do wish I was strong enough to bbreak you free from your chains
To make you smile with no reason required
And if I had even an ounce of self respect left I would find the courage to step away from this mess and convince myself that I don't love you as much as I truly do
19 hours later 6232190 Anonymous
>>6232187
Like there that's it, the end all to this unrequitted love is to lie to myself and get lost in the galaxies up above
Well I tell you what darling I'm going to keep on coming
I'm going to keep on jumping till I don't fear the fire
I'm going to keep lying to myself until I have the power to leave this all behind
And when I return you best believe the tables will be turned
And you can burrow your fingers underneath your own skin, rip out your own viens and the things that made you human
And when I return you best believe the tables will be turned
And you can sit there and study this nebula of mistrust, anxious lust, and lost love stuck within the space of where my heart used to be and where you used to belong
19 hours later 6232192 Anonymous
>>6232025
>struch
hehehe, keep at it anon. Shittier comics get a big following.
19 hours later 6232201 Anonymous
>>6232190
>>6232187
Uno Mas
Complications
The Poison of Babylon stirs my soul to slumber
Into that momentary lapse of reason
That has you shaking your head once more
So tell me did it hurt?
When that bridge fell right on you
And tell me did you cry?
When you realized
there was nothing in her eyes.
So where will you charge?
When your walls never crumble
And how can you demand
That my spirit fly when your lies are
still haunting me?
The knock of the devil raptures me to wake
In this dark coffin with your memories
Rooted Deep
Down
Under
So tell me does it please you?
To see me fall from grace
And have you memorized
How many times I died
Screaming out your name?
And when your sitting there
In his kingdom fucking come
You can point and laugh
At this Pillar of Salt I have become.
19 hours later 6232204 Anonymous
>>6232192
>struck
>timetostopposting.jpg
19 hours later 6232225 Anonymous
>>6232007
How do I into building lasers?
19 hours later 6232245 Anonymous
>>6232169
used to play guitar, but was never very good at it
19 hours later 6232282 Anonymous (343f.jpg 2048x1536 728kB)
>>6232159
This is a doodle I made... started as a small doodle and turned into a poster-sized.... thing.
19 hours later 6232286 Anonymous
>>6232245
>picked up guitar at 15
>haven't looked back since
Slept w/ 13+ women already, they all love my guitar skills
>dat feel when you become a god at fingering
19 hours later 6232308 Anonymous (1330997210127.png 624x352 358kB)
>>6231912
As he looked upon his shattered creation, Iluv wept, for Interitum had doomed it to endless chaos. Never to forsake his work, Iluv took his own tears, and began the Fourth Melody, and with his sorrow crafted the final great fabric of the world. Falling down upon the world, Aranwell doused the raging hatred of both Colus, and Aushkull, and she took her place among them, as the last of the Elemental kings.
>mfw I'm panicking because I feel this is awful
19 hours later 6232317 Anonymous
>>6232169
at any rate, I'm a horrible person, and liking me cannot end well
19 hours later 6232340 Anonymous
>>6229892
I know Victoria Leyva.
19 hours later 6232357 AE (rana.jpg 900x600 174kB)
>>6232176
I live 6 miles from any houses, 30 miles from any stores and I honestly have no idea where any social gathering places ARE.
I live about a mile from the Arctic National Preserve, it's the only real thing I like. I paid $95k to have a room with a massive window to view it, and this is the only room I smoke weed in anymore because it's just so peaceful.
>>6232225
I did independent research for 6 years before I made anything, and to make money you have to MAKE THINGS THAT AREN'T ALREADY MADE.
If you understand basic current flow and can solder, you can scrap up probably 50-70k a year putting them together just following schematics. It's not a competitive field, but if your product isn't practically a piece of art, you're going to have a tough time. And if you fuck something up, it's usually a $100> mistake.
pic related: I made this set last week.
In parts: $610 total
Price: $1120 for the whole lot.
19 hours later 6232444 Anonymous
>>6228723
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5 2wz7-qqLQ
bretty kewl
19 hours later 6232522 Anonymous
>>6232007
I don't want to have sex with you, but I definitely would like to be a laser-building apprentice or something. I'm interested as fuck in how you make this work.
20 hours later 6232658 AE
>>6232522
Believe me when I say that growing up, when a lot of my peers saw my success, some of them tried to follow in my steps, and not a single one had any success.
I'm open to having an apprentice, but I'd expect them to have graduated from a good university with a degree in electrical engineering so I wouldn't have to go over all that shit with them.
20 hours later 6232688 Anonymous
>>6232658
Oh, goddamn it. I'm a complete newbie. And I wouldn't want to make a career of it, just learn about it.
20 hours later 6232772 AE
>>6232688
laserpointerforums.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electr omagnetic_spectrum
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electr ic_current
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electr onic_component
start here and don't stop.
20 hours later 6232826 Anonymous
I can't do anything except be mediocre at WoW
20 hours later 6232971 Anonymous
>>6232286
I am this guy
>>6221412
I'm 24 and have slept with one woman. No one gives a shit that I play guitar
>fuck my gay life
20 hours later 6233008 Anonymous (Picture 192.jpg 2592x1944 541kB)
>>6229162
I've been reduced to begging my ex to get back with me. god, I am such a hopeless, reprehensible sack of shit
20 hours later 6233034 cunt
https://soundcloud.com/dillin_brack ett/glorious
i am an award-winning musician
20 hours later 6233055 Anonymous
i dance and im in this vid yo
not saying who i am tho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnmH AMRraPw
20 hours later 6233069 Anonymous
>>6233008
just fucking kill me now. remember when I offered 10 grand to anyone who would kill me? said offer still stands
20 hours later 6233080 Anonymous
>>6233055
You're obviously the white guy in the leopard hat
Kinda gay, bro
20 hours later 6233089 Anonymous
>>6229162
y-you're actually very cute.
20 hours later 6233099 Anonymous
I'm on my laptop, so I don't have anything more recent, but this is a doodle of my short fiction professor from last semester.
20 hours later 6233104 Anonymous
Something I'm drawing right now.
20 hours later 6233106 Anonymous (DSC00302.jpg 810x1080 221kB)
>>6233099
Well shit, it'd probably help if I included the image.
20 hours later 6233111 Anonymous (Screen shot 2013-03-26 at 2.07.05 AM.png 548x680 411kB)
>>6233104
DohghhHGhghghhheffasfasfawe
20 hours later 6233125 Anonymous (cookie_preview.jpg 930x930 385kB)
>>6233111
Another.
fdfasdfasdfdsFSAFasdfkasfmaskdfsaf
20 hours later 6233142 Anonymous
>>6221405
that fucking game. I had it on the original NES.
fucking loved it despite not having a clue what to do (got it secondhand, didn't have internet, so had to guess.)
20 hours later 6233146 Anonymous
>>6233125
Last one.
But I have many, many more if anyone's actually interested.
20 hours later 6233151 Anonymous
>>6233125
This is glorious.
I am very impressed.
20 hours later 6233160 Anonymous (Screen shot 2013-03-26 at 2.12.38 AM.png 882x568 735kB)
>>6233146
Jesus christ.
I've forgotten images too many fucking times today.
21 hours later 6233208 Anonymous
>>6233080
not even close Leaving now so that responses to guesses doesn't narrow it down goodbye
21 hours later 6233264 Anonymous
>>6222445
your an albo arn't you?
seriously i can't believe you are proud of this and if this is what is accepted today as psychedelic then i am tina turner.
seriously stop doing this, compared to a true transience experience this is disgusting, and if anyone ever did see this during a trip they would proceed to claw out their eyes before ever considering going back.
21 hours later 6233319 Anonymous
>>6233089
I'm not, and even if I was, I'm still a fucking awful person
21 hours later 6233355 Anonymous
>>6233319
You have nice facial structure, and blonde hair is 10/10.
Everyone is an awful person.
21 hours later 6233358 Anonymous
>>6232658
hey if your still here
i have a basic knowledge of computer building and and circuitry as well as a degree (though not in electrical engineering) and if you plop a book in front of me i can injest in, depending on the size, in between 1 to 3 days.
if your willing i would like to learn, is there someway i can contact you?
21 hours later 6233370 Anonymous
>>6233355
I called a girl who loved me a cunt and a whore, then threatened suicide in an attempt to get back with her. I think that makes me somewhat more awful than average
21 hours later 6233378 Anonymous
>>6233034
how the fuck do you win awards making shit like this?
21 hours later 6233391 Anonymous
>>6233370
Nah. It's just a different, less subtle kind of awful.
21 hours later 6233416 Anonymous
>>6229162
dont you have a kid to be taking care of?
21 hours later 6233445 Anonymous
>>6233416
hahaha no. if I got some girl pregnant, I'd ask her to get an abortion or put it up for adoption, otherwise I'd GTFO. I would make a terrible father
21 hours later 6233450 Anonymous
>>6229810
did I miss something?
who is this guy?
21 hours later 6233463 Anonymous
>>6233450
just some pathetic, reprehensible cunt
21 hours later 6233484 Anonymous (32453423.jpg 675x1184 147kB)
I drew this couple of years ago, then I posted it on DA and got mocked for it.
Oh well.
21 hours later 6233486 Anonymous
>>6233208
Are you one of the Thing 1/2/3/4s Version 2.0?
21 hours later 6233491 Anonymous
>>6233463
no seriously dude, what did you do?
why would fembots hate you?
21 hours later 6233501 Anonymous
>>6233491
because >>6233370 happened in a thread on /soc/
21 hours later 6233505 Anonymous
>>6233491
not to mention my incessant whining on here
21 hours later 6233519 Anonymous
>>6233501
yikes
>>6233505
we all do it man, that's pretty much what /r9k/ is here for at this point
21 hours later 6233538 Anonymous
>>6233519
I know
I just want to die now
21 hours later 6233564 Anonymous
>>6233538
the good news is drugs exist
21 hours later 6233579 Anonymous
I play guitar and have a nice voice, or so I'm told.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jgN OIMnUFw
21 hours later 6233585 Sarahbunny
>>6221089
That actually sounds really cool.
Would actively listen to.
21 hours later 6233612 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fizy xwGrnfo
sorry it's off time, when I uploaded it to youtube something fucked it up. but whatever, I think it's a pretty good cover if I do say so myself, considering Phil Bozeman (screamer for Whitechapel) can't even scream this song live :D
21 hours later 6233625 Anonymous
Here's my Magic deck. I feel like I did good, and I've been working really hard to put a little of myself into Bant Control. Top 8'd a few times, but nothing fancy.
deckstats net/deck-2121243-369edec31ee67ea231 f7e2190ffe05ca.html
21 hours later 6233628 Anonymous
>>6233612
That was fucking amazing.
21 hours later 6233688 Anonymous
>>6233612
That was excellent man. Would form metal band with/10.
21 hours later 6233697 Anonymous (banana.png 655x489 26kB)
i draw comics but don't post them anywhere
21 hours later 6233705 >TDW
>>6233697
this reads like a reject from supermegacomics
johnnysmash is that you
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