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2013-03-23 08:03 6196431 Anonymous (1289244129927.jpg 509x516 70kB)
I just came to a realization today: Homosexual sex does not exist. Sexual intercourse is, by definition, involves penetration of genitals by other genitals. That's why a girl who has anal sex is still considered by society to be a virgin. Therefore, women are completely incapable of having sex without a man present, and men are only capable of it if a man is somehow capable of putting his penis inside another man's penis, and this is unlikely.

3 min later 6196480 Anonymous
>a girl who has anal sex is still considered by society to be a virgin. You can't be serious. A girl who has anal sex is automatically a slut.

5 min later 6196514 Anonymous
First Base = open mouth kiss Second Base = touch boob Third Base = touch vag Fourth Base = sexual intercourse So is anal sex Fifth Base?

11 min later 6196600 Anonymous
OP, what about spacedocking? That's where one guy puts his penis in another man's foresking.

12 min later 6196614 Anonymous
>>6196514 >fifth base You don't know what baseball is, huh

13 min later 6196628 Anonymous
>>6196600 Or even urethral penetration? Some fucks do that.

14 min later 6196641 Anonymous
By that logic, men have never had sex unless they've had something shoved in their urethra. Like another penis or an enlarge clit.

15 min later 6196653 Anonymous
>>6196614 I think they only play grashopper or something in yurp.

17 min later 6196686 Anonymous
>>6196641 No, because a man penetrates a woman's genitals with his genetals. Pay attention

19 min later 6196702 Anonymous
>I just came to a realization today >today Really OP, what kind of a retard are you

20 min later 6196713 Anonymous
>>6196431 >a girl who has anal sex is still considered by society to be a virgin. lol no wait what? hahahaha

20 min later 6196717 Anonymous
>>6196702 You haven't thought about this before, so don't lie. This is revolutionary ideas here. Get to my level son.

20 min later 6196720 Anonymous
Sex (act) outside of biology refers to sexual activity, not just sexual intercourse. Masturbation is a sexual activity. It is an act that results in orgasm. Oral sex on oneself or another is a sexual activity. Use of penis or vagina to reach climax is a sexual activity.

21 min later 6196726 Anonymous
>>6196480 >A girl is automatically a slut. ftfy

22 min later 6196733 Anonymous
ITT: neckbeard epiphany

23 min later 6196750 Anonymous
>>6196720 >any act that results in orgasm is sex So, when the guy says I ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants, that means eating a grape is sex.

25 min later 6196794 Anonymous
>>6196686 >Sexual intercourse is, by definition, involves penetration of genitals by other genitals. So unless a man has something penetrate his genitals, he is a virgin.

27 min later 6196818 Anonymous
>>6196794 That's not even logical

29 min later 6196838 Anonymous
>>6196750 If it results in climax, then it is. Sexologists have a less stringent definition, but they practice a baloney science.

31 min later 6196864 Anonymous
>>6196818 I'm just repeating what the OP said.

34 min later 6196901 Anonymous
>>6196864 b-but you're not

37 min later 6196936 Anonymous
Your definition of sexual intercourse is a good as defining as "cell phone" any mobile electronic device that can make phone calls without need to be wired to a telephone plug. And you know why this aforementioned "cell phone" definition sucks? Because it makes laptops with Skype installed be regarded as cell phones as well. Since you're at the retarded bandwagon, how about you define "theft" as "taking someone's thing without prior verbally issued permission", so you can be arrested for not talking to yourself when you drive your car?

44 min later 6197030 Anonymous
>>6196936 >Your definition of sexual intercourse is a good as defining as "cell phone" any mobile electronic device that can make phone calls without need to be wired to a telephone plug. But nobody but you would say that. You're probably too young to remember this, but a lot of people had cordless phones before cell phones became popular.

49 min later 6197083 Anonymous
>>6197030 You just proved how that definition of cell phone is indeed flawed, as I said!

49 min later 6197094 Anonymous
>>6197083 >You just proved how that definition of cell phone is indeed flawed, as I said! But that's not the definition of a cell phone! You just made that shit up!

50 min later 6197105 Anonymous
>Anal Sex >Gay Sex >Sex They both have sex in the names, your argument is invalid.

51 min later 6197111 Anonymous
>>6196431 Anal rape isn't rape. You heard it from OP first.

52 min later 6197129 Anonymous
>>6197111 Until last January is was not according to the FBI. Local jurisdictions may still have the old definitions though.

55 min later 6197158 Anonymous
>>6196480 >A girl who has anal sex is automatically a slut. jajajjajajajajajajza

56 min later 6197170 Anonymous
>>6197105 >Middlesex >Sexton Is going to one of these towns having sex?

57 min later 6197181 Anonymous
>>6197170 yes. yes they are. a lot of it

57 min later 6197191 Anonymous
>>6197170 >Is going to one of these towns having sex? Full retard.

57 min later 6197192 Anonymous
>>6197105 Oh, forgot Essex All three of these towns have sex in their names, so your argument is invalid

58 min later 6197202 Anonymous
>>6197181 >yes. yes they are. a lot of it With plain looking girls who are kind of overweight and pale

1 hours later 6197215 Anonymous
>>6197202 this is r9k, half the people dont even deserve to be that picky

1 hours later 6197219 Anonymous (def_of_sexual_intercourse.png 1366x768 162kB)
here's evidence to back up op's claims

1 hours later 6197251 Anonymous
>>6196431 All of that stupid technical shit about sex is stupid. To be honest it's how I used to think about sex when I was 14. Sex is sex. Sticking your dick in an asshole or a mouth is sex. Plain and simple. These sex positions have different names and styles. A chick who takes it in the ass and never in the pussy is not a virgin at all--she's an anal slut.

1 hours later 6197262 Anonymous
>>6197219 Sort of. This just says contact, not penetration, so squishing your genitals together (whichever combination they may be) would count, I guess?

1 hours later 6197267 Anonymous
>>6197219 >>6197262 Oh and also this explains why it's gay if the balls touch.

1 hours later 6197269 Anonymous (def_of_genitalia.png 1366x768 165kB)
here's the definition of genitalia to further back up op's claim. Homosexuals can still have sex, but only in certain ways. Females can easily have sex, but men need have sex involving both genitalia in order for their actions to actually have "sex" (by definition).

1 hours later 6197300 Anonymous
>>6196600 That's probably the funniest/gayest thing I've ever heard.

1 hours later 6197364 Anonymous
>>6197300 >heard >not "seen" the countless videos of it

1 hours later 6197379 male feminist
>I just came to a realization today: Whenever a post starts with that line, it's always the most inane bullshit. I love it.

1 hours later 6197403 Anonymous
>>6197364 You need to be more discerning of what you watch on television.

1 hours later 6197408 Anonymous
>>6197379 >Whenever a post starts with that line, it's always the most inane bullshit. I love it. Sir Isaac Newton said it too.

1 hours later 6197412 Anonymous
>sticking to strict definitions of words >in something as arbitrary as fucking LANGUAGE you're shitting me, right? words are used to convey concepts- it isn't the other way around when people refer to "sex", they generally just mean stuff involving genitals that pleasures one person or another (preferably both, but hey) pretty much the only reason you should ever use a different definition of "sex" is if you're trying to avoid lying on national television because you're the president of the united states

1 hours later 6197514 Anonymous
>>6197408 >sir isaac newton >r9k In case you missed the idiocy of that analogy >isaac newton >r9k

1 hours later 6197562 Anonymous
>>6197514 Isaac Newton was a permavirgin. I don't see how it's such a leap of logic that he might be interested in /r9k/, had it existed in his time.

1 hours later 6197589 Anonymous
>>6197412 >Clinton-baiting >2013 Shiggy Diggy Doo, where are you?

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