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2013-03-10 04:08 6013448 Anonymous (incredulous.jpg 474x435 61kB)
>You seriously don't own a car, like, at all?

0 min later 6013457 Anonymous
no you whore but i got weed so ill let you smoke if you poke

2 min later 6013474 Anonymous
>2013 >actually living in a place where women gives a fuck if you have a driver's license / car or not I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

2 min later 6013479 Anonymous
Why would I need a car? My legs work fine.

4 min later 6013495 Anonymous
I do have my own car I also shit out golden bars and piss gasoline so I don't have to worry about costs at all

5 min later 6013500 Anonymous
I moved to some bumfuck shithole of a town, for the first time ever, girls would actually act like they do in OP:s fantasy of a post.

5 min later 6013506 Anonymous
Uh, yeah, I do. >jingles keys What a dumb bitch. >drive home without realizing that she wanted to fuck

6 min later 6013512 Ambrose
I'd rather ride a horse. >Tfw in traffic on a horse >Tfw bitches mirin

9 min later 6013532 Anonymous
yes it's diff is locked it's suspension is far too aggressive for public roads the clutch is gay beyond all measure it has fixed back buckets and 4 points i don't drive it much, calm down slut

11 min later 6013544 Anonymous
i do it's a AUDI MOTHERFUCKING A3 bitch i'll let you drive it if you let me sniff your feet

11 min later 6013545 Anonymous
>>6013474 ERROR ILLOGICAL COSTANZA-STATEMENT 21 TFW AFFORDING RELOCATION NOT FOUND IN NEET/FEELS.TFW-NO-CAR.TFW

12 min later 6013551 Anonymous
>>6013474 fucking this nobody has ever asked me this in the time i've lived in England, Japan, Scotland, Serbia and Italy. what the fuck america

12 min later 6013553 Anonymous (images.jpg 259x194 8kB)
Yeah, I do. Wanna give me head now? Pic related: My pussy magnet.

13 min later 6013560 Anonymous
>tfw boyfriend doesn't own a car >tfw have to spend my gas money whenever I want to see him >tfw can't just meet him anywhere, have to always pick him up >tfw we mostly hang out at his place because of it It sucks a little, but you get over it if it's the right guy. He's underage, only reason I really excuse it. When he hits his 20's he'd better at least have scrounged up some 1k piece of shit.

14 min later 6013562 Anonymous
>>6013448 Nope. I'm a Europoor so I don't need a car.

14 min later 6013565 Anonymous
>>6013551 America is more spread out than those other countries, where things are so much closer together.

14 min later 6013567 Anonymous
I do, maintenance costs a fortune, it sucks.

15 min later 6013572 Anonymous
A car would be useless where I live. In fact, it would be worse than useless. It would be slower than walking and public transport. I can afford a car but chose not to get one because of how pointless it would be. I can imagine in a big American city where it takes ages to get anywhere that it would be a necessity, but no girl thinks like that here.

15 min later 6013575 Anonymous
"I live in the middle of the capital with three excellent means of public transportation to choose between. Why the fuck would I?" Then I backhand her, spin 360 degrees on my heel, put on my sunglasses and moonwalk away while flipping her the double bird.

17 min later 6013587 Anonymous
Oh yes. I'm an environmentalist.

17 min later 6013598 Anonymous
shut up you stupid ho, I have a V70. what do you got, used Scion?

18 min later 6013604 Anonymous (mred7vj.jpg 379x500 40kB)
>>6013512 you're less likely to get pulled over for drunk driving, too! >I wasn't driving... he was.

18 min later 6013608 Anonymous
I have friends that will take me where I need to go and I will walk if it's close by because I'm not a lazy fat fuck. Fuck off cunt.

18 min later 6013610 Anonymous
Excuse me princess but buying my skydiving gear is more important than a car to drive some annoying bitch around.

19 min later 6013615 Anonymous
>>6013608 >relies on friends 100% chance of no gf

23 min later 6013655 Anonymous
>>6013560 Maybe I completely misread your post, but where do you have to be 20 to get a drivers license?

23 min later 6013659 Anonymous
Do own a car and I drive everywhere. Car makes you lazy as fuck. Gas costs about 1,7e/liter or 8-9dollars a gallon. I have a old 2,6l V6 engine car. Then there insuranse and taxes I have to pay every year plus repairs. But its just so comfy to drive everyewhere that I dont give a fuck.

26 min later 6013681 Anonymous
>>6013608 I hate people like you. Always begging for a ride. Fuck you, I wont go 20km out of my way to drop you off somewhere. I am not a taxi. I usually demand the gas money form them... like 20 or so euros.

27 min later 6013689 Anonymous
>>6013448 yeah its behind you... you seriously don't have a car of your own? yeah that is not really YOUR car though is it? your mother owns it, and you are not even the main driver... why am i even talking to a pleb like you?

27 min later 6013694 Anonymous
I have a 2004 subaru forester WRX. Japan import. Quality car all round.

30 min later 6013717 Anonymous
>>6013655 No. He's just 17 and hasn't been able to get his parents to let him take the test, yet. I'm just saying that in a few years after he's gotten it and maybe worked a few more jobs I'd be happy if he'd get his own car. Living in a rural area = lots of driving around here.

30 min later 6013721 Anonymous
>be a college student in chicago who the fuck in their right mind would own a car

30 min later 6013725 Anonymous
>>6013512 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljP FZrRD3J8 fuck your Mitsubishi, I've got a horse outside

31 min later 6013734 Anonymous
Petrol, or "gas" as Americans call it (protip: it's a liquid), is getting pretty expensive. Looking at people I know and various articles on the subject, it seems the lower/middle class spends a very large amount on fuel. Many work to drive rather than drive to work.

33 min later 6013746 Anonymous
>>6013734 gasoline =/= gas gas =/= liquid

34 min later 6013763 Anonymous (Volkswagen_New_Beetle_Cabriolet_Red_IAA_2003[1].jpg 1544x900 324kB)
>mfw this is my car why can't I hold all these haters?

34 min later 6013765 Anonymous
>>6013725 FUCK YOU 'ONDA CIVIC I'VE A HAWRS OUT SIDE

37 min later 6013791 Anonymous
>>6013746 It was a joke mate.

37 min later 6013792 Anonymous
>>6013734 This. I know many people who spend more than half of all they earn on their car. I don't have a car because it saves a fuckton of money, and I don't need one when I live within walking distance of everything I need in life.

37 min later 6013800 Anonymous
Notice all the betas were the first to jump up and proudly post they didnt have a set of wheels. Lol gonna get your mates to drives us both back from t he bar? If you're alpha auto ownership is implied. She wouldnt even have needed to ask

38 min later 6013803 Anonymous
That feel when 25 and parents pay for the car insurance and all the repairs. I only buy gas. They get to use it as its our familys only car. But I drive it to work every morning and its legally mine.

43 min later 6013835 Anonymous
I hate cars the gas,taxes,maintenance,repairs,laws. I hate it so much. >tfw live in shitty small town

43 min later 6013842 Anonymous
>>6013474 Sadly, I also happen to live in one of the 10 worst cities for non-drivers in America.

45 min later 6013858 Anonymous (gmod.png 236x438 172kB)
>>6013604 >Shut your fucking mouth smart-ass, that's a $500 fine for DUI. I'm going to have to ask you to provide explanation as to why the long face

45 min later 6013864 Anonymous
>>6013792 It just goes to show how reckless some people are when it comes to aspiration / pretending they are successful. Also see: mortgages. Of course some people do need a car because they are forced to commute. I feel sorry for them, especially when they spend hours a day doing it.

56 min later 6013943 Anonymous
I really wish I didn't need to use a car, but I have to. There is no public transit to my job location, and i sure as hell dont want to rely on someone else to take me. The only thing that fucking sucks about having a car is car insurance. Ever since I got a speeding ticket and rear ended someone, my insurance has went up like $100. Shit that wasn't even my fault. Speed ticket = I thought I was in a 45mph zone, so I went 47~50. Turns out the 45mph zone I was thinking of was like literally 1 block ahead, and instead I was in a 35mph zone. So in that case I was going about 15 over. It was fucking stupid. Rear end accident = It was raining really fucking hard. I'm talking like 10feet visibility.Some dumbass didn't have his rear end lights working, so when I went to make my right turn I didn't even see him until it was too late. His car didn't even get damaged but my entire front end and headlight got messed up. He should've obviously had his lights on, but i dont have a dash cam so it's not like I can prove anything. this is why you need a dash cam.

59 min later 6013964 Anonymous
>>6013448 I don't even have a license. I have never driven a car.

1 hours later 6013998 Anonymous
>>6013448 No, cos I have god-tier bicycle.# >Enviroment: savin >Fatness: slimmin >Hipster-level: 18/20 Welcome to Europe, biatch.

1 hours later 6014034 Anonymous
>>6013565 Larger =/= More spaced out You guys just love your cars, for some reason.

1 hours later 6014043 Anonymous
>>6013694 >subaru forester >WRX wat

1 hours later 6014059 Anonymous
>>6014034 some people drive like 40 miles to go to a massive 'mall' over there

1 hours later 6014073 Anonymous
No, never bothered to learn to drive until this year. 27's not too old, right?

1 hours later 6014100 Anonymous
Why would I own a car? I don't have a driver's license

1 hours later 6014103 Anonymous
>>6014073 24, just started driving. its a really big deal where I live I dont know anyone else who doesnt drive and people act like I'm a total fucking retard for not. its really embarrassing in fact I would go so far as to say it has ruined my life, and all because my parents refused to teach me

1 hours later 6014112 Anonymous
>>6013800 Sorry m8, but as an alpha, I hit the clubs quite a lot. This is why having a drive would be useless, for I woud be too drunk to drive. This is hy I take the bus erryday. Feels good having a great bus system mate.

1 hours later 6014138 Anonymous
>>6014112 >alpha >bus implying.

1 hours later 6014139 Anonymous
>>6013544 whats a bitch magnet like yourself doing on r9k

1 hours later 6014164 Anonymous
Fuck off whiteknight fags. I've seen plenty of "women" like what OP says

1 hours later 6014200 Anonymous
>>6013448 Seriously, it makes no difference to women at all if you drive / what car you drive. As it happens I love driving and always have - licence at 17 (earliest you can drive in the UK) and I have always had nice cars. Not to impress people, because I like them. I am 20 now and drive one of the nicest cars out of most students my age (nothing too expensive, it cost less than two grand, and again I didn't buy it to impress anyone) and I can tell you with complete certainty that NO woman gives a damn what / if you drive. Looks and personality matter with women. Not cars.

1 hours later 6014221 Anonymous
I'm 22 and can't drive and never had a car. I've had no problems dating.

1 hours later 6014222 Anonymous (112252d1227639105-2000-honda-civic-ex-5spd-low-miles-very-clean-imgp2319[1].jpg 640x480 138kB)
but i do. and it makes all the bitches wet...

1 hours later 6014230 Anonymous
>>6013448 No. As you would know, my country is taxing cars heavily. Get 1 car for the price of 3! And I am not even joking.

1 hours later 6014231 Anonymous
I do, and trust me it ant a chick magnet.

1 hours later 6014235 Anonymous
> yup, go on and take a ride with me on my motorcycle, you will know why.

1 hours later 6014241 Anonymous
>>6014222 vtec makes the bitches wet regardless you need some spoon wheels

1 hours later 6014325 Anonymous
I actually do own a car from this millennium and it's less than 13 years old, but I'm extremely conservative with my gas. I don't pay for my own gas, my parents still do, but it's because they know I have nowhere to go, and I won't be expensive. ;_; They fill my tank up about every two weeks. In those two weeks, unless I drive to the neighboring city for some bullcrap reason, I've never gone below half a tank. Hell, sometimes, I've never gone below the first tick mark below FULL. I don't know whether I should be gifted or considered unlucky.

1 hours later 6014348 Anonymous
>>6013448 But I do you dumb broad.

1 hours later 6014413 Anonymous
>>6014222 >no stickers >no scoops >no STANCE 0/10 wouldn't ride

1 hours later 6014448 Anonymous
>>6013560 i thought you were my gf until you said he was underage

1 hours later 6014462 Anonymous
>>6014413 >stance GTFO, we don't need that shit. Waste your money on something else, leave the cars alone.

1 hours later 6014487 Anonymous
>>6014462 By stance he meant the way the car holds itself. It's posture if you will.

1 hours later 6014509 Anonymous
>>6014487 this, it refers to making the car ride on an excessively negative camber. It's called stance because of the popularity of it in Stance Works photography.

1 hours later 6014523 Anonymous
>Use the bus and bike >Save thousands each year People are retarded.

2 hours later 6014598 Anonymous
I'm afraid to drive, ok!? ;_; My uncle or husband take me everywhere I have to go. Before it was just a bus or taxie.

2 hours later 6014728 Anonymous
>>6013763 What's it like being a VIPPER

2 hours later 6014757 Anonymous
>tfw you've had a permit for 6 years and never bothered finishing the licence.

2 hours later 6014777 Anonymous
>>6014757 my dad's had one for 24 years or so get on his level

2 hours later 6014785 Anonymous
London, UK. Only retards and the superfiaciialy rich own cars

2 hours later 6014794 Anonymous
>Live in the city >Never have been asked this question lel

2 hours later 6014807 Anonymous (11446.jpg 550x450 64kB)
>>6014034 america used to have fairly decent public transportation. sometime before ww2 auto manufacturing companies essentially bought off politicians and as a result transport was effectively gutted which created a car/urban sprawl culture

2 hours later 6015207 Anonymous
>>6013943 >Shit that wasn't even my fault. >Speed ticket = I thought I was in a 45mph zone, so I went 47~50. Turns out the 45mph zone I was thinking of was like literally 1 block ahead, and instead I was in a 35mph zone. So in that case I was going about 15 over. It was fucking stupid. that was your fault.

3 hours later 6015220 Anonymous (1359509827856.jpg 111x125 5kB)
>>6013448 We're in the netherlands,darling. Why would I?

4 hours later 6015836 Anonymous
"London, UK. Only retards and the superfiaciialy rich own cars" Given that U live on a small island, it's probably to be expected that one can simply walk about and get everywhere. Ths USA is actually quite large; the single state of Florida is considerably larger than all of the England island. Driving from Pensacola ro Key West alone takes the better of 2 days.... by CAR, not on a Raleigh bicycle.

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