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2013-03-09 11:53 6003833 Anonymous (ToiletBidet.jpg 1024x1206 339kB)
>Be 14. >Go to friend at the time's house. >Have a good time playing vidya >Suddenly, urge to shit. >Go to his bathroom >Rush to the toilet >Do my business >Suddenly, to my horror, realize that he doesn't have a bidet. >Panic >Wtf do I do does his family not clean their assholes or something? >Go to sink, splash asshole with sink water until it feels clean. >Dry with one of his body towels. >Speedwalk out of house, mention to him that mom called and I had to go. >Don't go over his house ever again. >Can't bare to look him in the eye anymore. How can some people be such animals /r9k/?

2 min later 6003866 Anonymous
I'm right there with you, OP. I'm a Britfag, and I think the rest of Europe has got it right when they use a bidet. Toilet paper is just an uncivilised waste of trees.

3 min later 6003882 Anonymous
Because some most people do not need to blast their assholes with water to get it clean, because they are not retarded.

4 min later 6003920 Anonymous
>>6003866 AHAHHAHAHAH and a bidet is not a waste of water ??? are you stupid or what

4 min later 6003921 Anonymous
Is that what a bidet is for? Freaky. How hard does the water spray?

5 min later 6003931 Anonymous
>>6003920 >not realising you can treat water You're a fucking idiot

6 min later 6003945 Anonymous
>>6003920 you piss/shit the water back out dumbass

9 min later 6004010 Anonymous
>yfw yuropoor assholes are so fucking dirty and caked with shit that they need to be hosed down every bowel movement just to reach a level of cleanliness that americans can get to using only toilet paper

12 min later 6004041 Anonymous
I find it disgusting how they aren't the norm. They should be.

13 min later 6004060 Anonymous
That fact that toilet paper smears shit around you ass, is gross. Well, even water spraying up your ass is awkward, I'd rather do that. >Never used a Bidet before, but I want to.

13 min later 6004064 Anonymous
I knew a friend who kept an empty yogurt container filled with water by the toilet to soak the tissue in when you wipe your ass it was pretty efficient

14 min later 6004070 Anonymous
How do fat people clean themselves in Europe?

15 min later 6004084 Anonymous
>>6004010 im im yurop and i laughed my ass off at this

15 min later 6004086 Anonymous
>>6004064 wth, I usually just spit on each piece of tp before I wipe, works perfectly fine for me

17 min later 6004110 Anonymous
>actually needing to wipe your ass >not having a god tier diet so you avoid it

23 min later 6004191 Anonymous
>>6004110 >Hear dirty americu talking about legendary shits that don't require any wiping >Literally half the time I shit the wet wipe is clean after I wipe

23 min later 6004196 Anonymous
>>6004110 What does that diet consist of, if I may ask? Just "good diet" doesn't really give enough information. Is it like a lot of fiber?

26 min later 6004241 Anonymous
>>6004196 probably nothing but bananas and oatmeal

34 min later 6004364 Anonymous
I damp the toilet paper with a few drops of water under the tap.

36 min later 6004402 Anonymous
>Cleaning your ass after taking a dump why? i'll just take a shower later...

38 min later 6004432 Anonymous
>Actually needing to clean your asshole Bunch of normalfags in this thread.

1 hours later 6005200 Anonymous
>>6004084 >laughed your ass off then I suppose you have no need for the bidet now

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