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2013-03-09 11:49 6003764 Anonymous (feels.jpg 259x194 6kB)
How do I talk to people? I can't seem to break the ice.

58 min later 6004600 Anonymous
>>6003764 ask them hows it going? What's current? maybe notice something about their clothing, or the location you are both sharing. Plans for the year? Plans for life?

1 hours later 6004621 Anonymous
Give them a book and ask them if they like it. If they do like it, ask them if they'd like more books. If they don't like it, ask them if they'd like a different book.

1 hours later 6004640 Anonymous
>>6004621 that sounds nice for librarian

1 hours later 6004641 Anonymous
>>6004621 giving strangers books doesnt seem like such a good plan

1 hours later 6004646 Anonymous
At Manhood Academy, we specialize in teaching loners how to socialize and talk.

1 hours later 6004648 Anonymous
>>6004641 fine give them dicks and ask if they like it, if they don't give them another

1 hours later 6004653 Anonymous
If they have ice, they probably don't want you to break it. As soon as you stop trying, you should have a lot less trouble talking to them

1 hours later 6004665 Anonymous
At the Adam Lanza Memorial Foundation, we specialize in teaching loners how to operate firearms. Because actions speak louder than words.

1 hours later 6005036 Anonymous
>>6003764 I misread your post as "bake the rice" and realized I forgot I had rice cooking in the other room. Thanks for saving me from a fiery death.

1 hours later 6005061 Anonymous
Just approach and say wudd it do? Sounds alpha and people will think you're a G

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