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2013-03-09 10:57 6003040 Anonymous (1328743103887.jpg 640x352 27kB)
>roommate knows I fap in the shower >shampoo was almost empty so he completely emptied it and put icy hot in it instead >hungover as fuck today and not really paying any attention >proceed to put icy hot in my hand and start stroking my cock >wtf am I feeling? >starts burning like a son of a bitch >wash it off and get out of the shower >roommate is laughing his ass off on the other side of the door >I walk out walking awkwardly and pretend nothing happened >he later tells me of his prank God damn that hurt like a son of a bitch, I admit its a good prank but damn

10 min later 6003193 Anonymous
>>6003040 wtf is icy hot?

13 min later 6003243 Anonymous
>>6003193 Google it you idiot, NEVER put that shit on your cock

14 min later 6003252 Anonymous
>>6003193 Do you live under a rock? Its hands down the best personal lube to use, though a lot of people can't handle it.

15 min later 6003258 Anonymous
What the fuck? I stopped using shampoo for that when I was like 14 and discovered that it chafed my dick up like a motherfucker (also how I discovered fapping).

17 min later 6003288 Anonymous
That is pretty funny. Has anyone else ever done a prank or been pranked? I never really did any, so some stories would be pretty cool to hear.

20 min later 6003345 Anonymous
>>6003288 nothing too crazy. Had some shitty college sophomore roommates. Pissed in both their shampoo bottles and wiped their tooth brushes on the turds in the cat litter box the evening before I moved out.

22 min later 6003374 Anonymous
Why would you need to use lube to bash one out...?

24 min later 6003393 Anonymous
>2013 >Not using bleach as lube Step it up OP

26 min later 6003425 Anonymous
What the fuck man, after the third time I blistered up my dick and couldn't fap without the scabs opening and hurting I stopped using shampoo. Now I use conditioner. It's so silky smooth and feels much better. It now hydrates instead fuck it up. You have to get your roommate back now. Icy hot takes it too far, what if that shit got in your eyes?

41 min later 6003614 Anonymous
>>6003425 From experience conditioner will do the same thing, don't do it bro.

1 hours later 6004103 Anonymous
>tfw being uncut and not having to use lubricant to masturbate.

1 hours later 6004127 Anonymous
>>6004103 I'm cut and i don't use lube

1 hours later 6004279 Anonymous
>>6004103 Cut and prefer to fap with no lube here too.

1 hours later 6004408 sage
>2012+1 >not using lotion as lube when in bathroom, and a sock to catch mess out of bathroom Come on, it isn't that complicated to beat off.

1 hours later 6004489 Anonymous
>>6004408 > people cumming into socks Am I the only one who never fucking understood this? What the fuck is wrong with kleenex or grabbing some toilet paper to blow your load into?

1 hours later 6004676 Anonymous
>>6004489 It could rip or, worse, you get cum on your had because tissues are super thin.

2 hours later 6004771 Anonymous
>>6004676 oh dear...-____-

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