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2013-03-09 10:28 6002794 Anonymous (Midnight in WHY.png 559x495 485kB)
Well gents it's time to tell you some of my most cringeworthy stories. >Be me >First discover masturbation >I masturbated by taking two pillows and humping them with the crevice between the two acting as an orifice >Do this for some time >One day innabedroom >Brother kicks open the door >Sees me bareass naked on the floor humping two pillows >Immediately NOPES out of there >Took him a week to be able to look me in the eye

1 min later 6002803 Anonymous
I used to hump my bed but not completely naked. whats wrong with you boy?

2 min later 6002812 Anonymous
>>6002803 Shit, I don't do that anymore, I was 13 when this all went down.

2 min later 6002818 Anonymous
i didn't masturbate until i was 17. had no idea what that was, didnt even have sex ed. might be the reason im a 24 y.o virgin

3 min later 6002834 Anonymous (MUH DRAGONS.gif 400x314 326kB)
>>6002794 >Be at a party with an old HS friend >Very very very drunk >Come up behind her >Turn her towards me >Kiss her >Can immediately tell she isn't interested >Immediately apologize and never talk to her again

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