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2013-03-09 10:13 6002635 Anonymous (1362551378597.jpg 457x594 108kB)
I ended up having to babysit for my neighbor's friends months back and one of them is a girl who is now 14. She talked to me alot and seem really interested in me. When we went to watch a movie she wanted to sit in my lap, but I didn't let her. She just recently got a phone and asked for my number. I gave it to her and we text everyday. She even said she loves me and I tried to play it off as haha as a friend right? So what should I do robots?

2 min later 6002662 Anonymous
None of this happened.

2 min later 6002669 Anonymous
Continue to be friendly but if she's too insistent her understand that you're too old for her and that she should be friends with boys her age.

3 min later 6002675 Anonymous (René_Descartes.jpg 817x1000 155kB)
>>6002635 You give her the dick, that's what you do.

55 min later 6003205 Anonymous
>>6002635 Legally speaking, the best thing you can do (especially if you're a fellow murrikan) is sever all ties with her as soon as humanly possible; she'll be a bit pissy, but you can avoid the whole statutory rape thing (assuming of course she doesn't accuse you of rape the second you "break up"). Seriously, this shit could be a nightmare for you if you're not careful. Of course, if you can't muster up the assholeness to tell her to fuck off, just go with what >>6002669 says. So long as you don't actually do anything, you should be fine, legally. From a more philosophical perspective though, I don't really see the problem here; the concept of an "Age of Consent" might solve some problems, but it's still fucking retarded.

1 hours later 6003284 Anonymous
tread very fucking carefully, op. tread VERY fucking carefully. jail sucks, especially for convicted child molesters.

1 hours later 6003352 Anonymous
>>6003284 > jail sucks, especially for convicted child molesters. Is it true that they have to be separated from the general population so they don't get the shit beaten out of them as much?

1 hours later 6003719 Anonymous
>>6002675 What he said. You could have a shot at some fresh young cunt; an opertunity not to be missed.

1 hours later 6003752 Anonymous
You spend 20 years in jail, can never get a job, and are reviled by all of society for ever as a registered sex offender. You think you have trouble getting laid now? Just wait until you get out of prison. See how many women want to touch you then. You fucking idiot.

1 hours later 6003789 Anonymous (1361404967464.jpg 400x220 20kB)
OP here. If she gives me a handjob, does that still count since she does the work?

1 hours later 6003790 Anonymous
>>6003752 Assuming OP hasn't actually done anything, he can still get out of this mess without a jail sentence, so long as he's careful.

1 hours later 6003810 Anonymous
>>6003789 > If she gives me a handjob, does that still count since she does the work? I don't know about other countries, but here in good ol' Murrika, even if she drugged you, tied you up, and hand-raped your dick, that would *still* mean that you're liable.

1 hours later 6003823 Anonymous
>>6003789 If she gives you a handjob then you might as well and go all the way. YOLO, as the kids say.

1 hours later 6003854 Anonymous
My best friend's little sister is 13 and she has a crush on me. At first she was awkward but now she's really aggressive about it. I don't really mind the attention but still.

1 hours later 6003869 Anonymous
It's the parents setting it up so they can blackmail you for money.

1 hours later 6003885 Anonymous
>>6002635 Send her an email saying it is inappropriate and tell her to stop texting you this way until she's 18 and save it for your records. Notarize that shit. If you don't she'll accuse you of rape and you're fucked.

1 hours later 6003896 Anonymous
Not OP, but would it be wrong to make out with the girl?

1 hours later 6003902 Anonymous
OP, you never said how old you were. This could be legal..

1 hours later 6003913 Anonymous
>>6003352 My Uncle worked in corrections while he was in school (Canada). He worked with the guys who were convicted sex offenders, they got to go up to this lumber camp to work. None of them ever ran because if they did they got mixed into the general population, where they usually got the shit beaten out of them.

1 hours later 6003923 Anonymous
>>6003885 do that and fuck her discreetly, with a condom then she'll have no grounds for accusation if you leave no traces

1 hours later 6003940 Anonymous
>>6003810 >drugged you >tied you up >still liable What is mens rea?

1 hours later 6003963 Anonymous
>>6003854 It's funny, because I used to see lots of alpha kids in high school who would have little girls fawning around them, and it's really cute, especially since the alphas generally have girlfriends. It seems robots always attract the aggressive-psychopath women. Maybe we should get some counseling.

1 hours later 6003979 Anonymous
Be nice and friendly to her but tell her she's still too young for that kind of thing then once she is 18 fuck her into oblivion.

1 hours later 6004013 Anonymous
>>6003940 > What is mens rea? Not unless "mens rea" is actually latin for "bullshit laws implemented because of blatant overreaction". Basically though, the argument could be made that you "tricked her" into doing all that to you for your own pleasure. The "age of consent" in the U.S. means that if you're under 18 you aren't mentally/emotionally competent to make decisions regarding your own body.

1 hours later 6004027 Anonymous
>>6003896 I'm not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure it would get you put on some kind of list... Though there's not really any way to prove making out; contrary to what robots believe, it's very hard to prove allegations in court. Most people go free or take plea bargains. Very few actually face trial.

1 hours later 6004043 Anonymous
>>6003963 >It seems robots always attract the aggressive-psychopath women Oh I didn't mean aggressive like scary aggressive. She does doesn't try to hide it anymore.

1 hours later 6004074 Anonymous
>>6002635 What state are you in OP? In some the age of consent is 14.

1 hours later 6004089 Anonymous
>>6004074 >He'd have to be under 18

1 hours later 6004096 Anonymous
>>6002635 just have a talk with her OP. Tell her you understand how she feels but that right now she's too young and she can get you in legal trouble. If she doesn't get her act together you're going to have stop baby sitting and you'll never see her again. Then take your cock out and slap her face with it and then punch her in the nose. That should get your point accross.

1 hours later 6004102 Anonymous
>>6004043 Ah. It can be cute if a) she is and b) she's really quiet. Otherwise it just becomes "DURR I CONFESS MAH PASSIONATE LUV FUR U, I LUV U LETS RUN AWAY AND MARRY" This is basically how love works in the mind of anyone who has ever had a "crush". They don't know or hang out with the person yet they still believe their physical attraction to them is how love works.

1 hours later 6004119 Anonymous
>>6004013 >Basically though, the argument could be made that you "tricked her" You have no idea how law works...

2 hours later 6004154 Anonymous
>>6004119 >You have no idea how law works... You have no idea how public opinion works... Even if they couldn't make a conviction, you'd still get in a shitton of trouble.

2 hours later 6004181 Anonymous
>>6004154 That's true, but the fact of the matter is an issue like that wouldn't be high profile enough to go public unless it went to trial. Rape shit only gets on the news if it's by a public official or famous person.

2 hours later 6004247 Anonymous
>>6004181 >unless it went to trial. >unless Oh, sorry, I kind of just assumed this was "if it went to trial" (since you obviously couldn't be held liable if nobody else ever found out, no matter what either person did)

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