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2013-02-13 10:18 5657923 Anonymous (cornsyruppiggy.jpg 435x580 278kB)
America, do you have any idea how laughable you are to the rest of the world? Even your glamour models are fat.

4 min later 5657981 Anonymous
>>5657923 >implying you're not pulling off to those

5 min later 5657988 Anonymous
>>5657923 >dat filename OP, you're wrong and a fag but you made me lel.

6 min later 5657993 Anonymous (1563265321.jpg 214x266 16kB)
>he doesn't find a bit of fat sexy Are you gay or something?

6 min later 5658000 Anonymous
her mid section dos look funnny

7 min later 5658015 Anonymous
>>5658000 And that's post-photoshop! >>5657981 >>5657988 Stay wrong, Amerifriends.

7 min later 5658020 Anonymous
>>5657993 >Shaming other people virility to rationalize mental sickness

8 min later 5658024 Anonymous
You seriously think she's even a little bit fat? No cellulite on her. Literally none. I'm on my phone but post Kate Upton pics ppl. Gonna wack it on this bus

9 min later 5658037 Anonymous
>>5657993 > he finds fat sexy Amerifat as fatass detected.

10 min later 5658052 Anonymous
>>5658020 Well what else am I supposed to grab onto when cuddling? >mental sickness wut?

12 min later 5658070 Anonymous (156516546216.jpg 364x319 20kB)
>euromads This is the problem with this thread. Euromads are jealous of our sexy women

13 min later 5658086 Anonymous (0213-scarlett-johansson-bikini-600x397.jpg 600x397 48kB)
America's "hottest" actress and her flabby rear. This is just hilarious stuff. Kim Kardashian's ever funnier, but don't want to throw up so not googling her.

13 min later 5658092 Anonymous
>>5657923 am I the only one who thinks Kate Upton is unattractive, at least compared to the average college girl? Can't really understand the craze around her

13 min later 5658093 Anonymous
Kate Upton isn't sexy,but has nothing to do with her being fat,which she isn't,but because she isn't a virgin. I'm sure dozens of athletes have destroyed her pussy,and turned it into a gaping maw.

13 min later 5658098 Anonymous (Eurofatpoor.jpg 375x355 14kB)
You act like fat people don't exist anywhere else in the world.

15 min later 5658113 Anonymous
>>5658093 >>5658092 She also has a huge fucking mustache.

15 min later 5658119 Anonymous (christina-hendricks-in-black-one-piece-swimsuit-italy-may-2011-03-560x361.jpg 560x361 50kB)
>tfw Americans actually think this is sexy >>5658098 1/100 instead of 98/100, though.

16 min later 5658126 Anonymous
>>5658092 >>5658113 Look down.

17 min later 5658136 Anonymous
>>5658113 I sure love that reputable news source. Seriously,the only thing physically wrong with Kate Upton is the fact that her titties are floppy,she needs to start swimming to tone that shit up.

17 min later 5658138 Anonymous
>>5657923 nice troll. 7/10

17 min later 5658139 Anonymous
lel she really is like a polar bear amirite?

18 min later 5658146 Anonymous
>>5658086 Amerifriend here I don't even get why these have these contests. most of them are ugly as sin anyways. >>5658119 Some people do, my eurofriend. Some, but not all. I don't see why.

19 min later 5658152 Anonymous
>>5658119 Keep telling yourself that europoor, which ever will illusion will make you feel better for living in a shit stain on this planet. :>

19 min later 5658155 Anonymous
I don't see the fat.... I know this is a troll though, I'll keep monitoring the thread to wait for the one Americlap to get really mad over all this and the horde of Eurofags to gang up on him

22 min later 5658194 Anonymous (act.jpg 374x302 34kB)
>>5658155 >be american >pretend to be mad >europoors think they are making someone mad >mfw they fall for it every time That's the good thing about being American. I don't give a shit if someone makes fun of me or the country because they have their faults too.

23 min later 5658211 Anonymous (1352646372423.jpg 600x957 263kB)
Rest of the world,Do you see our education system, our culture, our health our government and finances? Youve seen all that? Then why do you think we give a fuck what you think. Its like telling an obese man hes fat and stupid and going to have a heart attack if he doesnt change his habits, think he cares what some old bitter faggots are saying behind his back? >never got to use this picture

23 min later 5658216 Anonymous
>>5658146 Because boobs. Just look at dem teddies.

25 min later 5658238 Anonymous
>>5658216 Well hey I like tits as much as the next guy but when they look like that then it is just unacceptable

36 min later 5658378 Anonymous
>>5658238 >best tits in the world >unacceptable niggayougay.png

44 min later 5658485 Anonymous
>>5658024 >treating cellulite as an early indicator of mild chub instead of an extreme symptom of obesity Stay colonial.

54 min later 5658628 Anonymous
>>5658485 >being british Stay wannabe-Euro,

58 min later 5658681 Anonymous
>>5658628 >implying British Dumb Americans don't know the empire was a front for the native Americans. We've been running the show this whole time.

1 hours later 5658754 Anonymous
>>5658485 Do you even know how cellulite works. Stay a virgin.

1 hours later 5658801 Anonymous
>>5657923 why is her head so tiny compared to the rest of her body?

1 hours later 5658819 Anonymous
>yuropoors not used to what health women look like

1 hours later 5658854 Anonymous
she's not fat...shes probably like a size 6.

3 hours later 5660615 Anonymous (kate-upton-white-bikini-07-wm-480w.jpg 480x541 88kB)
>>5658854 she's way bigger than that

3 hours later 5660868 Anonymous
>>5660615 Getting her Antarctic blubber on.

3 hours later 5660892 Anonymous
>>5660615 Fuck, I'd hit that so hard

3 hours later 5660911 Anonymous
>>5660892 >b"b"w fetishism >2013

3 hours later 5660936 Anonymous
She's hot as hell, but she has a little fat on her and not in a good, healthy way. I think she should work on her body a little bit.

3 hours later 5660978 Anonymous
>>5660936 I'd work on her body a little bit >if you know what I mean

3 hours later 5661017 Anonymous
>>5660615 I don't understand. Her stomach appears flat, but wide. Broscience tells me that a flat stomach should also equate to a thinner circumference.

3 hours later 5661042 Anonymous (Metronomy.jpg 400x296 15kB)
>>5661017 Fat placement on women is different then men, ya dingus. She's pretty. I would die to have her body. >tfw pale boney 5'5'' ghost

3 hours later 5661052 Anonymous
>>5661042 Just get a little bit sick and take her boobies instead.

3 hours later 5661071 Anonymous
>>5658086 Yeeeaaaaaaahhhh scarlett johansson is far from our hottest actress.

3 hours later 5661096 Anonymous
>>5657923 Don't blame the rest of us for the results of feminism and fat acceptance.

4 hours later 5661403 yemaya
Is this a joke or something? The girl in OP's pic is pretty attractive.

4 hours later 5661453 Anonymous
it's so cute how the rest of the world is always trying to compete with just one country. it's like they're all ganging up the greatness that is the US because they know alone they are shit and can't even compare

5 hours later 5662184 Anonymous
America needs to stop letting fat bitches boss them around, this whole 'real women' thing is just an excuse for them to eat like shit and never exercise. It's like me complaining about women liking strong men instead of underweight twigs and overweight landwhales, there's nothing wrong with people finding fitness attractive.

5 hours later 5662210 Anonymous
>>5657923 >talking shit about kate upton Shut your filthy whore mouth

5 hours later 5662226 Anonymous
>>5661017 She has a really unfortunate hip/waist area. She isn't popular because she's exceptionally good looking as a model but because her daddy has connections.

5 hours later 5662239 Anonymous
>>5657923 >America, do you have any idea how laughable you are to the rest of the world? As an American with a passport, why again should we give a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks of us?

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