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2013-02-02 11:44 5505777 Anonymous (dfghh.jpg 523x378 28kB)
> be me
> no possible future, not really given a chance considering my circumstances and situation
> tfw all you'd want is a normal life with friends and a job
> not possible
> tfw could be a tramp with a tramp pack and, like the movies sit in a bar with them holding a beer... despite the fact that's against my no alcohol morals
> tfw want America...
> tfw stuck in Britain
0 min later 5505783 Anonymous
>>5505777
Then again... I could be god
1 min later 5505787 Anonymous
>tfw want America
Damn right.
2 min later 5505801 Anonymous (smash.png 446x412 30kB)
You're a dipshit, OP.
Do you know how badly the education system fucks you over in the States? A degree is needed for nearly everything, even stupid shit like fucking babysitting, so everyone gets a degree, but because everyone gets a degree, they're like the new high school diploma.
On top of all of that education is way the fuck out of wack where it should be with normal inflation, text books as well.
And, oh, you're life is shitty? Yep, better start drinking because that's fucking smart, dipshit.
3 min later 5505804 Anonymous
>No possible future
That's a load of shit, there's always something you can do no matter how bad you think things are. And things wouldn't magically be better in the US either.
3 min later 5505805 Anonymous
>>5505787
Not because I idolise it or anything, I just want the bigger cities, the vast plains and the mountains, a lone saloon and some glimmering waterfalls.
also you can get away with things because not as many cameras
3 min later 5505807 robutt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWH h9W5IeBo
just found that today anon
sorry to be the bearer of bad news
4 min later 5505815 Anonymous
>>5505805
You want a fucking Western film, not the States, jackass
12 min later 5505894 Anonymous
>>5505801
I don't want America for education, I want to be an American bum for adventure, it would be better than being a British bum.
I don't drink and I'm against it but if I was a tramp why not have one?
I'm IanBrady, physically, verbally, mentally and sexually abused by my dad for 3 years as well as physically and verbally by my mum.
All I have is an NVQ (shit qualification) in catering, I'm practically retarded, I had a job from 15 - 21 when I was made redundant but I have no drive or skill to get another job so I believe homelessness is inevitable, best get a willing group soon, huh?
Why the hostility? The U.S is definitely awake
16 min later 5505932 Anonymous
>>5505894
>I don't want America for education, I want to be an American bum for adventure, it would be better than being a British bum.
Oh, so you don't want to do anything productive or try and change anything, then? Looks like your a piece of shit.
>I don't drink and I'm against it but if I was a tramp why not have one?
Because you're already at a shitty point of your life, the thing to do is not make it worse.
>I'm IanBrady, physically, verbally, mentally and sexually abused by my dad for 3 years as well as physically and verbally by my mum.
Fucking cry me a God damned river. Go to school or learn a fucking trade.
>All I have is an NVQ (shit qualification) in catering, I'm practically retarded, I had a job from 15 - 21 when I was made redundant but I have no drive or skill to get another job so I believe homelessness is inevitable, best get a willing group soon, huh?
Best you get your shit together.
>Why the hostility? The U.S is definitely awake
Because this attitude is shit and I fucking hate it. I live right near a city of people who've entirely given up and it's fucking sickening.
It's so bad, everyone hates them to the point where the city raised a billboard saying 'Say Something Nice About [Town]'
That's never the fucking attitude that should be excused, tolerated, and certainly never promoted.
This is not what America was intended to be about.
26 min later 5506041 Anonymous
>>5505777
>> tfw all you'd want is a normal life with friends and a job
>> not possible
what prevents you from getting that? aside from your own weakness?
27 min later 5506045 Anonymous
>>5505894
You can do a minimum wage job in the UK, save up, and fuck off over to southeast asia where you can live like a fucking king on the kind of money we can make. Why would you want to adventure in the land of Amerifat where everything costs fuckloads?
>Be in Vietnam
>be paying $300 for a 125cc motorbike
>be paying $5 for 200km worth of fuel
>be paying $10 tops for a hotel room
>police have been specifically told to leave tourists alone.
>see all kinds of amazing places
>do it all for the cost of a coffee and bigmac in the US
>fuckton of other countries in the area
>girls rove you rong time
>Get qt3.14 asian gf who considers you a 10/10 by default because you're a nice handsome rich western man
Fuck Amerikkka. It costs too much and it's full of cunts. Adventure is cheaper in other parts of the world.
28 min later 5506070 Anonymous
>>5505932
The abuse is why I'm in this situation.
But I need fucking help, I'm just lost, I'm serious delirious I need a psychologist
Sorry for this thread.
But if anyone in Britain might end up on the street head for London
30 min later 5506092 Anonymous
>>5506041
Because I have a self defeating attitude because my dad had me suck his dick and I feel worthless
33 min later 5506140 Anonymous
>>5506092
Nigga you should get some support.
http://www.napac.org.uk/
Free phone numbers there nigga.
Get your head straightened out brah
You're not worthless, you can get through this shit.
37 min later 5506186 Anonymous
>>5506092
i explicitly said
>aside from your own weakness
anything that happens or exists insider your head is yours to change. you can control it.
feelings, emotions, mental health, state of mind, attitude, impact of memories, everything like that is nothing. it literally ONLY exists inside your head. it only exists because you allow it to exist. it only influences you because you allow it to influence you.
the only reason for these things not going away is you not really wanting them to go away.
you alone are in control of your actions. it is up to you whether you let any of the above influence your decisions.
37 min later 5506188 Anonymous
>>5506070
Your shitty self-defeating attitude is your own fucking fault. Not being able to realize that is what's holding you back.
It.Is.Your.Fault.
It's up to you to fix your situation.
See: >>5506140
Seeking help is still your doing. Do it.
38 min later 5506192 Anonymous
>>5506140
I'm too anxious to call, I'm seeing a psychotherapist but my treatment ain't finished and it's taking too long.
Stress of shitty job centre also, really bad timing.
41 min later 5506229 Anonymous
>>5506192
Bro. You don't have to be anxious about calling a helpline specifically set up by a charity to help people like you.
It's way better than asking r9k for fucks sake. Here you'll get all kinds of cunts giving you shit, if you call that helpline they're not going to give you any shit.
41 min later 5506230 Anonymous
>>5506192
Bullshit.
Do you realize what a whiny fucking asshole you're being to turn down help? To turn down the advantages of Euroeducation?
Get on the phone. Go back to school. Piss off unless you're willing to change things, because no one's going to change them for you.
I refer you back to here: >>5505932
There is little more disgusting than giving up.
Take a step.
44 min later 5506263 Anonymous
>>5506229
Sorry for this thread, just need help quick, I don't know when my next meeting is.
45 min later 5506285 Anonymous
>>5506263
No, don't be sorry because now we're talking about it. That's something.
48 min later 5506321 Anonymous
>>5506263
You have nothing to be sorry about. From the sounds of things you've been through more shit than anyone should have to go through.
Just call the number brah. I know these things can be scary but you'll probably feel better afterwards.
Better than listening to this cunt >>5506230
49 min later 5506330 Anonymous
>>5506321
>Better than listening to this cunt
Greetings, I've also posted this: >>5506285
Had you actually read my responses and not gotten your panties in a big old twist, you'd see that we've been saying the exact same thing, dipshit.
53 min later 5506372 Anonymous
>>5505777
If this is Ian Brady I swear to fucking god I will rape you harder than your dad ever dod
54 min later 5506383 Anonymous
Everybody move on, there is nothing to see here.
OP clearly doesn't not want to change or get help. He is just here to whine like many others.
Enjoy your shitty life OP.
1 hours later 5506454 Anonymous
>>5506330
I recognise that you're trying to help in your own way, but you're being a useless cunt in the way you go about it. Someone who's vulnerable and depressed isn't going to respond well to some cunt telling them "your a piece of shit". In fact it's hard to envisage a situation where that kind of approach would ever work with anyone.
You need to read 'how to win friends and influence people'.
1 hours later 5506466 Anonymous
>>5506454
No use in sugar coating it.
If you want to be a fucking bum, you need a reality check.
1 hours later 5506469 Anonymous (treesmountains1.jpg 686x550 81kB)
I know your feels OP.
Thankfully, I'm already in America.
Here are some pictures.
1 hours later 5506481 Anonymous
>>5506469
I can't wait until I'm in a position to go bike touring through the States.
Might be taking a short trip this summer.
1 hours later 5506577 Anonymous (snakeriver.jpg 1600x1200 223kB)
>>5506481
Wyoming brah.
That's where it's at.
Pic related.
1 hours later 5506625 Anonymous (kansasstorm.jpg 800x600 38kB)
There are also nice places like Kansas.
1 hours later 5506675 Anonymous
>>5506625
My friend hated living in Kansas because everything was far away, was windy as hell, and the wind always had shit in it.
1 hours later 5506710 Anonymous
>>5506466
Your reality check has bounced, because vulnerable people don't normally respond well to a shot across the bows
1 hours later 5506721 Anonymous (Vietnam.jpg 1024x768 251kB)
Get your amerifat landscapes out of this thread
1 hours later 5506728 Anonymous
>>5506710
Their loss
1 hours later 5506774 Anonymous
>>5506728
You just don't get this whole 'human communication' thing do you? You're a fucking idiot and you'll never make a difference in anyone's life.
No use sugar coating it. I'm sure you'll immediately change and be a way less shitty person now that i've called you a useless fucktard
1 hours later 5506788 Anonymous
>>5506774
Tough love works for some people. He probably got to the point he's at through pity and coddling.
1 hours later 5506791 Anonymous (bishop1.jpg 800x536 183kB)
And now for one of my favorite places as a kid.
The area near Bishop California.
>>5506675
I'm not saying you should live there.
But it would be a great place to bike through.
1 hours later 5506809 Anonymous
>>5506791
I only brought it up because he rides a bicycle.
Just said it was headwind full of shit from the road 24/7.
I'd still like to hit every state though, so fuck him.
1 hours later 5506822 Anonymous (06-hang-en-714.jpg 714x475 92kB)
Hang Son Doong cave. Largest cave system in the world.
Vietnam wins again
1 hours later 5506840 Anonymous (4345346322.jpg 1024x768 295kB)
>>5506721
Ughhhh.
That's disgusting.
It's like someone shit all over the landscape.
1 hours later 5506858 Anonymous (35634583476346.jpg 714x475 108kB)
>>5506840
Again.
What's the matter with you?
I can see you don't into wilderness.
1 hours later 5506862 Anonymous
>>5506840
You missed 3 boats
1 hours later 5506881 Anonymous
You don't want to be homeless in America. You have far better welfare and such in the UK.
1 hours later 5506886 Anonymous (BishopPasture.jpg 494x674 50kB)
Found this and love it.
Another shot from near Bishop, California.
>>5506809
Well I'm in Kansas regularly and I've never had this happen to me.
I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but your chances are good for avoiding it.
1 hours later 5506911 Anonymous
>>5506788
I never had pity or coddling. No-one ever fucking bothered with me and left me with the abusive memories ingrained in my mind, it shaped who I am because it's all I have in life.
1 hours later 5506931 Anonymous
>>5506881
Welfare... what is this when you're retarded?
I can't even get job seekers at the job centre because of my attitude, I don't know anything and I only respond with "yes", "no" or "I don't know"
1 hours later 5506937 Anonymous
>>5506881
This. I am actually homeless in America, thankfull yI live in California and in a very pro-homeless city or else I would be fucked. America is not nice to homeless and there are no benefits. I actually live the the life some people think they may want to live in a fantasy like OP but are too pussy to do it.
>inb4 how you get internet access
I have a laptop and I am at a cofeeshop with wifi. I hang out for much of the afternoon.
I eat with food-stamps, and I hang out with homeless people around downtown and smoke with them. There are many grades of homeless, I hang out with more the "hippy" group that is more or less sane but has just rejected or been rejected by normalfag society.
1 hours later 5506983 Anonymous
I was a homeless tramp for a number of years OP, they were the best years of my life. But it's not for everybody.
1 hours later 5507004 Anonymous
>>5506937
Because, assume they're not legally insane, homeless people have shit attitudes.
There's this tent city in my state that a priest runs. Everyone who lives there elects their own 'government', and they kick drug users and other pieces of shit out. You can only stay there if you're looking to get back on your feet.
Over in Delaware, they just kicked a whole needle-infested tent city under an overpassed and closed it all up with barbed wire.
1 hours later 5507018 Anonymous
>>5506937
The prospect of being homeless is scary because I don't know how I'd cope.
I'd like to think I can get fresh food from wholesale bins, in America the shops throw away good food just because broken packaging... push trade on a high class flat and sleep in the lobby.
Then there is my outlandish idea of getting a group and storming tesco or some shit.
What are the morals of some homeless people? Do the majority blame society or themselves?
1 hours later 5507041 Anonymous
>>5507018
do you know how to play guitar or something? When I was homeless for a couple of years busking and can collecting was my main way of earning money, and it ended up being more the enough to live on
1 hours later 5507046 Anonymous
>>5507018
Prospect, aspect... fuck, shows how retarded I am.
>>5506937
Also, what are "food stamps"?
1 hours later 5507048 Anonymous
>>5507041
And it's more honest.
1 hours later 5507059 Anonymous
>>5507041
forgot to add dumpster diving, that actually is a very reliable way to get food
1 hours later 5507073 Anonymous
>>5507041
No, I er... can't do anything.
2 hours later 5507095 Anonymous
>>5505805
Colorado is the place for you then. It has all that AND legal weed.
2 hours later 5507096 Anonymous
>>5507073
well in that case you could always just stick to can collecting and dumpster diving. If you really need to shoplift, it's incredibly easy to do that at wal-mart.
2 hours later 5507111 Anonymous
I love the mountains. There is no place on earth better and more beautiful than the rocky mountains. Especially Colorado. One day I will get out of the Midwest and live in the mountains.
2 hours later 5507120 Anonymous
>>5507046
I'm just going to leave, I can't even into English, though the real reason for my retardation here might be it's 00:50
2 hours later 5507122 Anonymous
>>5507046
Food stamps are tickets the government gives out that are redeemable for food.
2 hours later 5507129 Anonymous
>>5507048
yeah I definitely wouldn't have done it for as long as I did if I had to stick with welfare, shit is just demoralizing
2 hours later 5507152 Anonymous
>>5507095
I hate weed, who do you think I am?
>>5507096
Britain doesn't have wal-mart as such, and there's cameras in every aisle, they'd suspect a tramp and I'd possibly be rusty, ain't shoplifted in 6 years.
Goodbye everyone
2 hours later 5507161 Anonymous
>>5507152
If you're just going to shoot everything down, anon....
2 hours later 5507167 Anonymous
>>5507152
Well I thought you wanted to move to America, my bad
2 hours later 5507196 Anonymous
>>5507046
>food-stamps
avialable to anyone in the USA, you get 200$ on a card and can buy food.
and as this guy says >>5507041
busking is a great way to make money as homeless, begging is a bit degrading and I personally don't do it
>What are the morals of some homeless people? Do the majority blame society or themselves?
Varies greatly. I live by my own morale code which is mainly treat everyone with respect until they prove they don't deserve it, don't hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it, and don't steal from other homeless. Most homeless have camaraderie and are incredibly generous amongst each other. Some are just animals who I have nothing but contempt for. These are mostly addicts who will steal from you because its easy. I only shoplift from big businesses for the things I need, never small business or other average people.
2 hours later 5507204 Anonymous
>>5507161
Self defeatist, it's what I do.
>>5507167
Yeah, but I don't want weed.
2 hours later 5507216 Anonymous
>>5507204
yeah but I meant Wal-Mart is in America
2 hours later 5507221 Anonymous
this video shows all you need to know about america http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Ie erJOshI
2 hours later 5507227 Anonymous (do it.jpg 254x254 64kB)
>>5507204
Then fucking change it, Jesus Christ, dude.
2 hours later 5507280 Anonymous (1359231557998.jpg 340x480 52kB)
>no alchohol
you retarded nigger
drugs are your friend
as your fellow robot i can say wihtout a doubt, drugs are the best thing a robot could have
2 hours later 5507281 Anonymous
>>5507221
I don't understand at all
2 hours later 5507289 Anonymous
>>5507280
It's another expense and another dependency.
No. Drugs should be a fucking luxury, not a crutch, anon.
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