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2019-10-21 05:36 54972353 Anonymous (australian anime.jpg 995x802 129kB)
Why are Australians such cancer? I mean specifically r9k australians. I myself am australian but avoid nearly every single one of them. They are mostly normalfags even here and I think that is due to our australian culture. >we drink together at a young age around 12-13 >being a loser is a subculture and we meme about it with TV shows even I am a failed normie Why do australians shitpost so much though? even I do it and was quite effective

19 min later 54972570 Anonymous
>>54972353 You just don't realise they're Australian when they make posts that aren't shitposts.

29 min later 54972682 Anonymous
>>54972353 gunjy is this you

29 min later 54972684 Anonymous (e09.jpg 750x573 45kB)
>>54972353 Failed Aussie normie reporting in. I hardly ever drink and I never watch TV, that's some trash shit right there. Even the men at work talk about mafs or whatever that dating show is called. It doesn't help that most of the Aussies here are degenerates or just aren't fun to talk to. >tfw no Aussie femanon gf

32 min later 54972715 Anonymous
>>54972682 >explosion.jpg M-maybe

33 min later 54972730 Anonymous (1550390040973.jpg 369x434 31kB)
>>54972353 fairy bread is top tier

38 min later 54972795 Anonymous
>>54972353 Australia has romanticized the loser to the point that a lot of them think being a loser is somehow admirable. This is usually combined with a demonized authority of some kind. The end result has made Australian posters contrarian for no other reason than that they think it is cooler. The saddest part is that when they're all being contrarian they're actually supporting a new popular opinion. It is a culture with two faces. Be successful yet a loser, agree with everyone but disagree. Don't complain but complain.

49 min later 54972938 Anonymous (angelina white.jpg 590x600 89kB)
Nightshift fag. I talk to Aussies a lot on /sp/. Aussies feel ignored they start posting right as Murricans are going to sleep and their friends almost never reply back to their posts. So they act out and shitpost for attention

1 hours later 54973249 Anonymous
Just make a aus/pol/ thread already ffs

1 hours later 54973375 Anonymous
idk why but I find aussie dudes super hot but aussie chicks inbred disgusting creatures of hell. And I ain't even gay

1 hours later 54973441 Anonymous
>Australian >Get asked by new coworkers where I'm from overseas because of my accent >Tell them I was born here >tfw sound so autistic coworkers thought I was English or Irish

1 hours later 54973479 Anonymous (7041DE4376CD432FA8749184F9FC0264.png 922x715 289kB)
>>54973375 As an Australian man I can confirm that 98% of the women here are disgusting both on the inside and outside. I imagine I will have to either import a gf or leave this place.

1 hours later 54973507 Anonymous
>>54973441 I know this feeling. When you put effort in to projecting your voice correctly and pronouncing complete words people look at you like you're the strange one.

1 hours later 54973538 Anonymous
>>54973507 howyargarn? yer nah 'm gud aye

1 hours later 54973668 Anonymous
>>54972353 >being a loser is a subculture and we meme about it with TV shows im a fellow aussie and i have no clue what you mean by that

2 hours later 54973730 Anonymous
>>54972353 Better question, why are you such a limp-wristed dumbfag who posts your MLP OC to /y/? I bet you call the blackbois grasstrees faggot

2 hours later 54973751 Anonymous
>>54973668 I'm assuming housos etc

2 hours later 54973780 Anonymous
ITT: Aussie NEETS (lowest form of scum within reach of Sol's light) talk about how pathetic they are while pretending the rest of Australia is just like them. Protip: Go outside at some point this year fellas.

2 hours later 54973801 Anonymous
>>54973751 isnt housos just making fun of bogans though? how is that about being a loser?

2 hours later 54973804 Anonymous
>>54972684 Aussies are fine but it seems impossible for them to ever be serious.

2 hours later 54973848 Anonymous
>>54973804 Maybe... I'm usually less serious online. But I agree some of us don't know when to put on our serious hat.

2 hours later 54974046 Anonymous
Australia is a barren wasteland. Shitposting is the only escape we have.

2 hours later 54974060 Anonymous
>>54972353 because they can't even look at lolis without going to prison

2 hours later 54974072 Anonymous
There are no more than 4 decent women in Australia

2 hours later 54974147 Anonymous
>Aussiea speaking on behalf of other Aussies here Fuck off ya cunts, we're not all mongoloids like you.

2 hours later 54974150 Anonymous (1558789560328.png 801x555 363kB)
>>54972353 It's the same problem with every aussie thread that pops up on this site, everyone just acts like some tryhard stereotypical yobbo. It gets pretty old after a while, I blame the whole 'aussies are epic shitposters' meme

2 hours later 54974164 Anonymous
>>54973780 This Originalalityality

3 hours later 54974349 Anonymous
I bet that faggot sodomite who wanted to move to melbourne (poofter capital of australia) is in this thread. Faggot cunt.

3 hours later 54974358 Anonymous
Where does one find a nice girl in Australia? please don't laugh I'm serious

3 hours later 54974478 Solivagus (The Story-Fishing King)
Why unite over exclusion? Seems counter-productive.

3 hours later 54974499 Anonymous
>>54974358 You don't. Possibly a church though. Let me know if you find one.

3 hours later 54974510 Anonymous
>>54974499 >Possibly a church though. I've thought of this, but I'm not religious and I feel like I'd be doing something dishonest.

3 hours later 54974564 Anon
>>54972353 Some cunt start a thread for fucks sake

3 hours later 54974587 Anonymous
>>54974510 That's the only reason I haven't tried. I was as a young teen though and the girls seemed nice, even the older ones. I've heard libraries but people go there to read.... seems like a dick move to try talking to someone trying to read.

3 hours later 54974603 Anonymous (what.jpg 640x360 59kB)
Australia is a nice place but honestly the worst part of it is anyone in Melbourne, Adelaide or Sydney, we should kill them all, this country is fucking aids how do we manage to be a population of only 25 million but yet still manage to somehow be in every fucking corner

4 hours later 54974738 Solivagus (The Story-Fishing King) (1*X9N2vDXqN4RTxwj13A0Sfw.png 964x1280 110kB)
>>54974603 Yes, please, any plague or apocalypse that is supposed to end my life COME FASTER AND COME HARDER. Genuinely done with reality thinking I care if it keeps me breathing or not. >Does the dance of confidence

4 hours later 54974954 Anonymous
>>54974603 i get why melbourne and sydney are aids but why is adelaide also?

4 hours later 54974967 Anonymous
>>54972353 You were an island nation of criminals. Your ancestors were shipped off for being cancer, what do you expect to happen? >Why do australians shitpost so much though? Why do niggers nig? It's the same concept with bants.

5 hours later 54975128 Anonymous
Most Australians were raised by their vengeful, alcoholic parents who only got married because they accidentally fucked too hard once. Often they're kicked out of the home they grew up in when they were kids or run away, learned to be compete assholes as a coping mechanism. Most of em are completely fucking retarded seeing as they've been drunk since they're 14 at least and will do anything to escape looking at reality for more than 4 consecutive seconds.

5 hours later 54975138 Anonymous
>>54975128 Oh, and 90% of them secretly want to move to america but can't so they have an inferiority complex where they try to make sure any Americans (who are infinitely more qualified in just about everything) living in Australia are never able to get work.

5 hours later 54975166 Anonymous
Australians try too hard to push their """culture""" on 4chan so that they can form an identity and get people to notice them. I don't think they even realise their """culture""" is just a watered down copy of British culture.

5 hours later 54975346 Anonymous
Fuck this country and fuck Australian faggots, fuck my parents for moving here too.

5 hours later 54975401 Anonymous
>>54972353 There's a reason Moot hates Aussies.

5 hours later 54975445 Anonymous
>>54975346 t. costas papadopolous

5 hours later 54975481 Anonymous
>>54973801 ding ding ding, spotted the normie

6 hours later 54975687 Anonymous
I have only met one nice Australian girl in 28 years

6 hours later 54976159 Anonymous
>>54975687 Australian girls are trash and so foul. >see a pretty aus girl >they open their mouth >oi yah white dog kunt every time... They have horrible language

7 hours later 54976227 Anonymous
>>54976159 I know what you mean. The girl I'm talking about had a lovely voice, soft, feminine, calming. It was like hearing the voice of an angel, especially compared to the usual obnoxious squawking that comes out of Australian women's mouths.

7 hours later 54976365 Anonymous
>>54976159 Are you looking for women in government housing towns? That seems to be a thing among true derro women and try-hard regional girls.

7 hours later 54976569 Anonymous
>>54976365 Not that guy, but I'm working class, that's the women available to me.

8 hours later 54976670 Anonymous
>>54972353 >Why are Australians such cancer? >I mean specifically r9k australians. >I myself am australian but avoid nearly every single one of them. Basically that one kid in class who thinks everybody's retarded and gonna work for him in the future.

8 hours later 54976862 Anonymous (1542023328058.jpg 540x720 33kB)
Australia is basically a boomer retirement resort. Being young here is like being in some pardoxical paradise. Everything seems great, yet its a let down and theres no future. Housing is too expensive. Events are whatever sloppy seconds we get from Europe or the US. The internet is third-world tier and the gaming ping is too high to enjoy populated overseas servers. Careers are dead ends unless you get that one spot in that one HQ, otherwise go overseas. Nanny state where fun beyond legal hookers isnt allowed. This is the monkey's paw of a country.

8 hours later 54976932 Anonymous
>>54976862 this is so true anon. also you seem ok for an aussy desu T.op

9 hours later 54977071 Anonymous
>>54972353 Everything is ego with Australians. Buncha fuckin' hyenas.

9 hours later 54977198 Anonymous (hello.jpg 750x493 416kB)
>>54976862 fukkin accurate theres no ambition here

9 hours later 54977377 Anonymous
>>54973804 Hard to take things serious when you live in a 24/7 clown world

9 hours later 54977400 Anonymous
>>54973375 I have noticed this as well, they seem to age worse too

11 hours later 54978144 Anonymous
>>54977400 >I have noticed this as well, they seem to age worse too its the sun man

12 hours later 54978683 Anonymous
>>54974150 based Everytime theres any mention of australia/australians, all of the faggots come out of the woodwork to spam outdated slang that they themselves would never use in real life

13 hours later 54979572 Anonymous
>>54978683 >, all of the faggots come out of the woodwork to spam outdated slang that they themselves would never use in real life this is true like G'day, people never use that. I heard a boomer once use that. where I am from we use abo slang so ehh, idk maybe elsewhere in aus

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