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2019-08-20 03:08 54005395 Anonymous /britfeel/ (1533470333678.jpg 3877x2823 1921kB)
Doing it right cause I'm a dozy shite, edition

0 min later 54005397 Anonymous
*kicks Plump to death again* *gives Poley a booting an' all*

1 min later 54005405 Anonymous
Hey Plymouth pub anon, I have an order here for you, where ya sitting?

2 min later 54005416 Anonymous
his phone died, RIP

3 min later 54005429 Anonymous
poley is a massive nonce with a awful bulbous nose and horse teeth edition

4 min later 54005431 Anonymous (bk41.gif 500x261 1652kB)
big kiss for britfeel friends

4 min later 54005439 Anonymous
Tim was a crown servant working in London for 18 years prior to getting fired. He's not had much going on since then. Reminds me of someone on here. https://youtu.be/BmjfR1UJRF8?t=903

4 min later 54005442 Anonymous
>>54005416 Shame, now he gets nothing. I was gonna send him stuff as well because I get paid Friday and I still have money.

6 min later 54005454 Anonymous
>>54005439 >has a diploma in computing >knows sweet fuck all about computers

6 min later 54005456 Anonymous
>>54005442 >I may need to move tables again in a bit. Phone is on 8% He'll be here soon enough xx

10 min later 54005484 Anonymous
>>54005454 Also binned physics a degrees.

11 min later 54005493 Anonymous
Wish HHL would stop harassing poor timmy. No doubt he wants timmy to sign over his trust fund.

12 min later 54005497 Anonymous
>>54005456 Yeah well let's hope i'm still around. I'm a busy man for all you know.

12 min later 54005506 Anonymous
>>54005456 Is that lad just spending his whole afternoon getting wasted in spoons?

13 min later 54005511 Anonymous
On table 21 now lads. Has a plug socket

14 min later 54005526 Anonymous
Feel quite dirty eating a bag of crisp for lunch.

15 min later 54005529 Anonymous
Pewdiepie's wedding was beautiful. I'm pretty sure I'm the in background of a photo doing the Timothy Byrne stance. I don't if it's been released yet, keep an eye out.

16 min later 54005531 Anonymous
>>54005431 Bit gay. I'll just wave at you *spreads fingers on hand and wiggles arm about*

16 min later 54005539 Anonymous
Gonna stay on this table till 4pm

16 min later 54005540 Anonymous
>>54005529 I don't watch zoomers playing videogames so I don't care.

19 min later 54005562 Anonymous
>>54005454 Computing =/= ICT

21 min later 54005576 Anonymous
>>54005562 You suggesting Tim was a mere data entry bod?

22 min later 54005586 Anonymous
Hey what's up guys this is DJ Pete Tong and you're browsing the best thread on 4chan

23 min later 54005594 Anonymous
This is the excuse that we're making, we're making Is it good enough for what you're paying, you're paying?

23 min later 54005595 Anonymous
>>54005576 That's quite literally the opposite of what I was implying.

24 min later 54005603 Anonymous
*gets stabbed 15 times in prison* ffs can't believe this lads

25 min later 54005609 Anonymous
>>54005454 The man is mentally ill!

25 min later 54005613 Anonymous
Sent Wetherspoons fren :)

26 min later 54005619 Anonymous
i'm dead stoned ahh

26 min later 54005620 Anonymous (1566229552773.png 656x555 181kB)
lads how do i automatically watch /britfeel/ threads? i know there's a way of doing it, but i can't find the cunt anywhere

27 min later 54005627 Anonymous
>>54005595 What the fuck are you implying then.

31 min later 54005678 Anonymous
>>54005627 That Computing isn't the same as learning to use PC software. When >>54005454 typed "knows sweet fuck all about computers," I presumed he meant using PC software (I didn't watch the video) unless he meant how computers work fundamentally.

31 min later 54005679 Anonymous
>>54005613 I'm interested to see what you ordered lad

32 min later 54005690 Anonymous
>>54005620 Thread watcher? Depends how you're browsing. Think on vanilla desktop there's a symbol at the top and bottom of the page near the refresh and auto update things. Clover on phone there's a symbol next to the images icon Think 4chanX there's a heart icon you click.

35 min later 54005711 Anonymous
>>54005690 i want to automatically add /britfeel/ threads to the thread watcher i'm using 4chanx

35 min later 54005716 Anonymous (IMG_20190820_144230.jpg 2048x1536 858kB)
>>54005613 Cheers lad. Love the the apples.

37 min later 54005725 Anonymous
>>54005716 Now this is brotherly love

37 min later 54005726 Anonymous
>>54005619 Me as well. Going to have another top up soon.

37 min later 54005728 Anonymous
>>54005716 No worries, I wanted to make sure there is something healthy to keep your mind sharp for later.

37 min later 54005732 Anonymous
>>54005716 wish i was in the pub

39 min later 54005750 Anonymous
>>54005711 Is there a heart thing next to the op image? Or could be near it. Not used it for a bit. Just click that heart and i think that adds it to the thread watcher

41 min later 54005766 Anonymous
>>54005750 lad, that's not what i mean, and you know full well that's not what i mean

41 min later 54005768 Anonymous
Is there a way to ONLY show /britfeel/ threads on Clover, the 4chan app? On PC I just have '.../brit/' autofilled, so I never have to see outer r9k.

41 min later 54005771 Anonymous
Found some Japanese noodles in Tesco, Cup Noodles Sukiyaki Beef. Fucking disgusting. I thought Japanese people had taste.

42 min later 54005784 Anonymous
you can search but you'd need to do it evey time you could make an IFTTT for it

44 min later 54005795 Anonymous
I already know you can bookmark 4chan.org/r9k/britfeel I already know you can highlight threads with /britfeel/ as their subject I already know you can add to watchlist by clicking the heart NOW WHAT I WANT HERE IS I WANT TO BE ABLE TO DO IT AUTOMATICALLY PLEASE AND THANK YOU

46 min later 54005812 Anonymous
>>54005795 when I post the thread gets added to my thread watcher

46 min later 54005816 Anonymous
had a poo, 5 big ones, nothing to wipe, very nice.

47 min later 54005826 Anonymous
>>54005766 That puts it on the thread watcher list doesn't it. Which automatically updates itself. That's what you asked. How am i meant to know what you're thinking /meaning. I can only go on what's posted.

48 min later 54005842 Anonymous (9D0F7AD504C843AA9D918690153AA34C.jpg 495x362 30kB)
>>54005826 >>54005812 I know it auto watches it when you post but THAT ISNT WHAT I WANT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT /BRITFEEL/ TO BE AUTOWATCHED IN THE SAME WAY THAT THREADS CAN BE FILTERED AND HIGHLIGHTED. I JUST WANT /BRITFEEL/ TO BE AUTOMATICALLY ADDED TO THE WATCH LIST WITHOUT ME HAVING TO CLICK THE THREAD OR REPLY TO IT PLEASE AND THANK YOU

49 min later 54005852 Anonymous
>>54005842 go ask in /g/, maybe they have a way to script this

50 min later 54005856 Anonymous
>>54005842 Now I'm wondering why you want to do that.

53 min later 54005879 Anonymous (IMG_20190820_150100.jpg 2048x1536 783kB)
Cheers whoever sent me this

53 min later 54005881 Anonymous
>>54005842 why dont you go on the app website and submit a support request you downy fuckwit

54 min later 54005889 Anonymous
>>54005771 something tells me what you find in Tesco isn't a true representation of Japanese food

54 min later 54005894 Anonymous
>>54005716 love wholesome shit like this

55 min later 54005904 Anonymous
>>54005879 Don't look at me, apples is all you get on my quid.

1 hours later 54005938 Anonymous
we are gonna be fucked after brexit arent we lads :(

1 hours later 54005965 Anonymous
>>54005938 yep but thats ok because we're "taking back control!" instead of white europeans, we're gonna be importing african and middle eastern muslims instead :)

1 hours later 54005972 Anonymous
>>54005938 Oh yes. But if we'd stayed they would have fucked us and said we asked for it.

1 hours later 54005989 Anonymous (1562704696030.jpg 760x881 202kB)
Haven't watched any Kay videos in a good year, there been any instant classics from her in that time I should hunt down?

1 hours later 54006002 Anonymous
>>54005938 i personally look forward to reduced worker's rights and food standards

1 hours later 54006015 Anonymous
i want to kidnap Tim and smuggle him in to america

1 hours later 54006021 Anonymous
Gotta spoons in 20 mins :_:

1 hours later 54006037 Anonymous
>>54006002 Join a union, I did. It's all I can really do to prepare before the bonfire of workers rights that everyone is going to cheer for because they'll call it "red tape"

1 hours later 54006038 Anonymous
>>54005395 Got a headache. Also think my face is fat and weird

1 hours later 54006039 Anonymous
Fug, hour 20

1 hours later 54006053 Anonymous
>>54005938 Fucked now, right now. Never recovered since 2008. Wages are the same as 20 years ago. Houses prices boomed, living costs boomed, tax's bleeding us dry. Rented rooms costing little less than rented flats. Pension ages rise to 75 years old. People are very mad. Feel the tension.

1 hours later 54006062 Anonymous
>>54006037 been in one for 14 years. will be interesting to see if protesting in future ever actually makes any difference seeing as it hasnt for the last 20 years

1 hours later 54006074 Anonymous (1491632077075.png 480x454 314kB)
lads, what the fuck is going on with tim? I think this could be the end

1 hours later 54006077 Anonymous
>>54006053 Yeah the average medieval serf is rolling in his grave

1 hours later 54006079 Anonymous
>>54006062 Depends how bad it gets I suppose. People are so apathetic that this new government raising the age to 75 probably won't have any backlash other than wagies being even angrier all the time. By the time we get old there isn't going to be retirement or a pension.

1 hours later 54006091 Anonymous (13613613613.jpg 651x313 102kB)
jesus fucking christ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar ticle-7375577/Boy-13-hanged-finding -girl-crush-tarted-dating-boy.html

1 hours later 54006102 Anonymous
might start doing a bit of Chinese learning in anticipation for the Chinese student qts coming back

1 hours later 54006118 Spoons anon
This former car showroom takes its name from its location on Union Street, which was laid out in the early 19th century to link the three towns which later amalgamated to become Ply mourn

1 hours later 54006124 Anonymous
Alri I'm back lads did you miss me?

1 hours later 54006126 Anonymous
>>54006091 fakkin drama queen

1 hours later 54006153 Anonymous
>>54006038 Try pop a damp cold towel on your head. For the headache.

1 hours later 54006164 Anonymous
>>54006015 there's nothing to stop some yankanon from buying him a plane ticket and letting him crash over at their's for a few days

1 hours later 54006167 Anonymous
>>54006091 yeah kids are always on about suicide now. it's the new cool thing

1 hours later 54006182 Anonymous
>>54006091 >didnt realise how quickly he would lose consciousness hmm might take a leaf out of this lads book

1 hours later 54006183 Anonymous
>>54006118 Where are you wobbling off to anon? >>54006124 Yeah, don't leave again

1 hours later 54006209 Anonymous
>poo so much today there's blood when I wipe

1 hours later 54006216 Spoons anon
How bad is it I've been drinking at spoons since 11am?

1 hours later 54006222 Anonymous
>>54006216 i like to do that

1 hours later 54006227 Spoons anon
>>54006183 Need to get a train at 5pn lad

1 hours later 54006233 Anonymous
*opens 3rd can of monster "The Doctor" Ive had today* *sips* Delicious, Im not addicted.

1 hours later 54006236 Anonymous
>>54006233 love the doctor, my absolute favourite

1 hours later 54006239 Anonymous (spacebaz.png 556x712 15kB)
CAPTINZ LOG STARDATE 97234.89 >'AD A REET TO DO T'DAY, WOZ AVIN A REET NICE PINT N' PIE DOWN AT GREGGS FORWARD WEN I 'EARD THAT DEANO DAAN IN T'MOTOR ROOM 'AD BEEN ON T'HOLODECK WIV A 15 YEAR OLD CHARACTER. I WAS REET PISSED SO BEING T'CAPTAIN I BEAT 'IM 'ALF T'DEATH THEN THREW 'IM OUT AN AIRLOCK T'SHOW OTHERS DAT THE USS GREGGS FOOKS NONCES REET UP. COUNSELOR SOUF SED AH SHOULD FEEL SAD COS DEANO WOZ ME SON BUT AH FOOKIN' 'ATE NONCES ME.

1 hours later 54006250 Spoons anon
If some anon sends me a shot I'll take it live on twitch

1 hours later 54006255 Anonymous
>>54006216 fucking hell mate no one gives a shit. pack you shit posting in, no one cares if you're drinking alone midday at a pub. christ you're a boring cunt you know.

1 hours later 54006275 Anonymous
I've had to re-apply for DLA/ESA prior to the PIP turnover. If i return to work it'll probably be as a till jockey in Poundland, Tesco or whereever. The prospect doesn't sound that bad and i'd only have to work part time hours at minimum wage to cover my rent. A few more hours per week, plus frugal living and savings will probably see me through the years bills. I haven't worked for a good 8 years or so, I don't want to start again now. What are my options? I've been a recluse for most of my adult life, i don't really know what people do. I've been wondering about dole lifestyles but i don't really know if i could cope well with weekly jobsearches and managing JCP appointments. I like the idea of collecting and selling firewood but i doubt it'd come to much, really. Would people buy fast burning pallet wood kindling? I don't think i'd mind selling it cheaply; excercise would be a benefit equal to the money. There's also crafts and things selling on the beach to the holiday makers over a summer. I don't think i have any applicable skills.

1 hours later 54006294 Anonymous
>>54006250 has to be more than a shot in order to be worth streaming lad

1 hours later 54006302 Anonymous
>>54005965 >>54005972 >>54006002 >>54006053 cant wait for no sick pay, reduced annual leave and chlorinated chicken from the usa lads

1 hours later 54006303 Anonymous
hey man look at me rocking out im on th

1 hours later 54006313 Anonymous
>>54006053 all that shit just made it easy to find a scapegoat and the EU and FORRINERS was the one that people went for.

1 hours later 54006327 Anonymous
>>54006216 i'd do that too if i just failed uni.

1 hours later 54006328 Anonymous
>>54006227 Did you get a bottle unopened for the train journey?

1 hours later 54006349 Anonymous
>>54006227 You leaving Plymouth lad? Assuming you're the dude who failed uni, where you off to next?

1 hours later 54006358 Anonymous
Gonna download a bunch of movies from my watchlist. Moving on from horror for a bit

1 hours later 54006361 Anonymous
>>54006327 i failed uni 3 times

1 hours later 54006377 Spoons anon
>>54006328 Not yet lad >>54006255 Sorry if I offend ya lad. Just tryin to have fun

1 hours later 54006380 /britfeel/ faith healer
*evokes the spirit of jesus christ son of god to expel the evil spirits from the thread*

1 hours later 54006400 Anonymous
>>54006361 >>54006361 >i failed uni 3 times Crikey. You should've cut your losses after round two.

1 hours later 54006415 Anonymous
>>54006377 How long's the journey and where you off? Also ignore sulky, it's been a fun day

1 hours later 54006417 Anonymous
>>54006361 How? I went to 2 lectures a year roughly and just did exams and no seminars. Passed 2.1... What were ya taking? (Eng Lit/Philo here)

1 hours later 54006433 Spoons anon
>>54006415 Back home to Portsmouth. Only came here to do a retake and fins a loli wallscroll

1 hours later 54006435 Anonymous
>>54006417 >(Eng Lit/Philo here) What should I read for max brain gains? Don't say the greeks.

1 hours later 54006442 Anonymous (wl.jpg 1170x908 227kB)
state of some of these disgusting looking movies

1 hours later 54006446 Anonymous
>>54006433 Poor bugger. I mean Plymouth is bad for Westcountry standards, but i'd be getting pissed right up if I had to go to Portsmouth too.

1 hours later 54006452 Anonymous
>>54006435 Fuck the Greeks. Bunch of Sophists. You wanna really read shit study Foucault end of. Apart from that Jainism (I had a huge thing for eastern philo) and as far as I'm concerned the best philosopher ever was Alber Camus.

1 hours later 54006470 Anonymous
>>54006091 Why is WAS capitalised?

1 hours later 54006480 Anonymous (tim fren.png 1300x155 24kB)
well this is an interesting development. the neighbours have made contact

1 hours later 54006491 Anonymous (111111.gif 240x192 616kB)
>>54006452 Camus can do, but Satre is smatre!

1 hours later 54006493 Anonymous
>>54006358 Why would you steal from the legal rights holders?

1 hours later 54006504 Anonymous
>>54006480 tim's snapped finally. i imagine he's painting his face with camo paint and preparing for his last stand with the vile cowards

1 hours later 54006507 Anonymous
>>54006452 I read the stranger, not sure what I was meant to get from it. Dont believe in god and don't shoot arabs on a beach?

1 hours later 54006513 Anonymous
>>54006491 LOL! I did my final shit on Sartre and personally still preferred Camus lol, plus Camus had the most existential death ever (had a train ticket with family home but took sports car with publisher at last min and was found in a crash with ticket visible still) now thats Existentialism!

1 hours later 54006515 Anonymous
*stomps around the britfeel dance studio to this* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar_ saHB60qU

1 hours later 54006519 Anonymous
>>54006480 >he would never harm anyone with the way tim is currently acting he will either attack someone or end up necking himself at this rate

1 hours later 54006520 Anonymous
>>54006433 Finnish a loli wallscroll? Like a mural? Or graffiti? Did you take any pics, and how lewd did you go?

1 hours later 54006521 Anonymous
>>54006493 Got 3 subscription services if it isnt on any of them then it's getting downloaded

1 hours later 54006522 Anonymous
>>54006417 Lol some of us had 7 hour days at uni. no wonder you just limped your way through.

1 hours later 54006526 Anonymous
>>54006493 You saying you wouldn't steal a car mate?

1 hours later 54006533 Anonymous
>>54006515 Excellent choice *beeps his imaginery truck horn*

2 hours later 54006539 Anonymous
>>54006507 There is always a choice, no matter what the situation. Once you make that choice you accept the consequences. You control your fate, there is no God. To boil it down... SO Its your choice to shoot arabs lmao

2 hours later 54006541 Anonymous
>>54006526 A car's different innit, you can put it back after having a bit of fun. Digital copies are forever.

2 hours later 54006548 Anonymous
>>54006522 I did too lol i just never went cos it was a lefty paradise, just handed in work and did the reading...Piece of piss

2 hours later 54006549 Anonymous
>>54006526 Not him, but everyone should be like that roastie, press cancel then quickly walk in a fast forward style out through the door to suck cock in the nightclub toilets.

2 hours later 54006555 Anonymous
>>54006541 Shiiiiit man that requires a blunt and a life rethink...

2 hours later 54006558 Anonymous
>>54006548 Youre a liar if you did english. You would never have a 7 hour day in english.

2 hours later 54006563 Anonymous
>>54006442 used to find alot of these in amoungst the horror films in poundland

2 hours later 54006589 Anonymous
>>54006558 Joint honours with Philosophy. On average 2 hour lecture x2 and a seminar or 2 seminars and a lecture for 4 hours. Not 7 hours every day lol. But the point is i didnt go cos there was no point; no new info that I ciuldn't jsut get myself lol. My mate did aeronatical engineering and only went to like 50% too and he got a fist and now a phd. Only maths and physics from our uni actually bothere going to everything. Uni was easiest 4 years ever lol; didn't get me anywhere cos I didn't network tho. I literally took a year off and noone noticed and i still got paid...

2 hours later 54006596 Anonymous
>>54006589 Apologied for bad typing, in work lol

2 hours later 54006617 Anonymous
oh yeah well I never went to lectures AND I had piss bottles

2 hours later 54006625 Anonymous
>>54006539 But the sun made him do it. It was too hot, if it wasnt sunny he wouldnt of shot him.

2 hours later 54006626 Anonymous
>>54006617 Hahaha! Brilliant lol. Yeah man that was a pissed away 30k for me. If anything has held me back more than anything owing to fact im in IT now lol and had to remove degree from cv to get job. Got nicely munted tho...

2 hours later 54006637 Anonymous
>>54006617 yeah well I never went to lectures AND I had a gf who was into watersports

2 hours later 54006647 Anonymous
>>54006480 >>54006632 Forgot to cunting well reply.

2 hours later 54006648 Anonymous
>>54006617 no poop buckets? heh...amateur

2 hours later 54006650 Anonymous
Any Scottish bros here? I'm watching Limmy, and I've been to Scotland a couple of times and never heard anyone with such a thick accent. Is he in a small minority, or is he hamming it up for his comedy? Or have I just not met the right Scottish people?

2 hours later 54006654 Anonymous
>>54006637 Damn you lol 85% females at my uni and didnt get laid once...by a student lmao

2 hours later 54006665 Anonymous
>>54006637 no time for lectures when you gotta ride those waves bro. radical

2 hours later 54006672 Anonymous
>>54006650 only inner city heroin junkies try to speak with thick accents rural scottish chads speak with softer accents

2 hours later 54006699 Anonymous
Lol just closed 4chan cos didnt wanna get caught by boss then realised he was filling up a bucket to clean his van... Fuckin alright for sum init

2 hours later 54006702 Anonymous
>>54006650 It is mostly people in glasgow / ayrshire who put on these ridiculous accents. Always a certain type of person too, normal people don't talk like that.

2 hours later 54006705 Anonymous
>>54006654 we might have gone to the same uni. 85% female and I also did english and philosophy

2 hours later 54006707 Anonymous
>>54006672 teuchters are softer all round and just as unintelligible as a weegie junkie.

2 hours later 54006712 Anonymous
>>54006654 I fucked my tutor at uni. she was 29 and well into it. C tits. perfect.

2 hours later 54006726 Anonymous
>>54006705 Did it begin with Bath and end in Spa?

2 hours later 54006746 Anonymous
Is Philosophy a hard degree? I've taken a gap decade and I'm totally fucked. Might get a degree for Degrees sake and I'm too retarded for anything actually useful/STEM. I can't get any more unemployable so might give me something to do for a few years.

2 hours later 54006747 Anonymous
>>54006712 Niice representin' lol

2 hours later 54006750 Anonymous
>>54006726 it certainly did. find it a bit embarrassing when people ask. sometimes I just say Bath

2 hours later 54006759 Anonymous
>>54006650 >>54006672 >>54006707 Limmy is from Yoker I think. Its an area in glasgow, its not the worst but its not that great either. Theres every chance that is how he talks. Theres lots of people in Glasgow talk like that, its fairly normal. He probably does ham it up a bit, thats his character. Plus, all his TV show stuff is filmed around the West End, so he's one of these guys who maybe grew up poor but he certainly is a bohemian type now. He's ok, his best stuff was from years and years ago now. I wouldnt bother with his stuff now, it's dull >>54006702 desu, this, most people in Scotland don't speak like this. Some do, but I have to say, many are putting it on. It's very strange when you speak to a Polish guy who is putting it on (???) what is going through their minds? Also peeps : just got a callback from Teleperformance... should I go for it? Comfy NEET atm, but need some bux.

2 hours later 54006760 Anonymous
>>54006672 >>54006702 Thanks lads, I guess some people want to show how Scottish they are. I like Scots in general though, and i'll get a Scottish passport if you guys ever leave the English udder.

2 hours later 54006777 Anonymous
>>54006759 He's fuckin' no fae Yoker. He has no business being in Yoker.

2 hours later 54006793 Anonymous (F8F71195-4680-4242-BAB0-CE579C9CF408.png 620x949 594kB)
I would say my philosophy mostly aligns with Richard Spencer desu desu Who else here based and redpilled?

2 hours later 54006794 Anonymous
>>54006750 ROFL same man. I went in 2009. Fuckin best bit was the epic smoke spots lmao liek the castle and the lake. Apart from that it was just rich girls who's daddy didnt want them goign near Bristol or a big city lol.

2 hours later 54006798 Anonymous
>>54006759 Says he grew up somewhere called Carnwadric, and Priesthill.

2 hours later 54006802 Anonymous
>>54006746 It starts out piss easy but into Honours it gets quite complicated with the concepts and stuff and you WILL have to read some of these books that are quite dense. Locke and Kant for example, are not easy reads, and you can't really get away with not reading them if you are doing honours. Overall though, basically anyone can get a 2:1 in Philosophy without really trying that hard. I'd say Politics is easier, and English is easier, and History is also easier. They're all useless though, and pozzed to fuck. Don't do Psychology or Geology or anything that ends in -ology, really, they#re all sciencey.

2 hours later 54006817 Anonymous
>>54006759 I worked for them for a year or so. Easy money and they're a flexible employer if you take part time hours they're very good at sticking to their promises. Good facilities in their places usually and you meet fun people. Depending on your campaign it can be hell though and when it comes to firing you they are cunt. Called me on 6 second breaks and all sorts of other shit. They fire whole floors some times. I was a stressed out mess by the time i left and two friends of mine refused to work again for years after working for them. Mixed bag. Just take the minimum hours you can afford. There's always over time and be aware the whole time how no matter how easy the day seems they are mentally ruining you.

2 hours later 54006820 Anonymous
>>54006746 Nah mate it just a loada bollocks. THeyll make you bum the greeks unless you go somewhere like i did where they made me bum the middle east ROFL. But yeah if you enjoyit go for it and desu its the bit thats wrth the most of my degree, apparently the philosophy shows a culteral understanding and new ways of thinking whilst Eng Lit means shit all. Go for it

2 hours later 54006832 Anonymous
>>54006802 I'm worried about the lefty pozzin but also don't really care. I've been here for 10 years I'm over being triggered by shit. Just want a civil service admin job desu.

2 hours later 54006838 Anonymous
>>54006794 you were the year above me then I started in 2010. it was a waste of time for me 2bh I never should have gone

2 hours later 54006841 Anonymous (1727289798794.jpg 629x368 24kB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeF FhCTCOCA

2 hours later 54006860 Anonymous
>>54006841 are tim's let himself go

2 hours later 54006864 Anonymous
>>54005395 999 what's your emergency i don't know where i am im in a clearing....? in the forest?

2 hours later 54006870 Anonymous
>>54006802 Yeah that was my problem lol I did all the reading like Kant, Berkeley, Descartes etc in college and on my own so just couldnt give a fuck about the uni stuff cos they were all behind init, hence why I did Eastern cos it was summin new and shit. DESU all uni degrees are bollocks mate unless its maths or physics.

2 hours later 54006873 Anonymous
>>54006841 How did you even find this? What were you looking for?

2 hours later 54006880 Anonymous (buddah.jpg 480x360 18kB)
Niggas plottin' told niggas slide. (Ay) I got the .30 in the FN and I won't hide You pussy niggas out here scared of homicide My niggas is real killers, fuck wit us, it's suicide

2 hours later 54006893 Anonymous
>>54006838 You a local lad? I'm from Bristol only reason I went desu I got into Bristol and UWE but accidentally selected Bath Spa as 1st choice so had to go there once i got accepted. If I'd have gone to Bristol it may have been worth it lol. Its all about where you went and not what you did. That and networking; wish someone told me that at the time...

2 hours later 54006910 Anonymous
>>54006838 Yeah uni was a mahoosive waste of time. I should not have gone. I should have joined the Armed Forces desu, I got sold a dud. "You're university material!" all these fucking clueless braindead Boomer teachers I had in school, who still think it's 1970 and you can just stroll into uni with C grades and then just stroll into 40K a year career jobs. Fucking bastards, cunts, scum. >>54006832 Civil Service require a degree then to do their own in-house tests, which are difficult, and even then if you're a white man there's like a 99.999999999% chance they won't hire you anyway. So, yeah, do whatever you want mate. >>54006817 I've done call centres before, but it was fucking SHIT so i left and swore not to go back. But I fancy a few quid.What do you do now if you got out the call centre vortex?

2 hours later 54006928 Anonymous
>>54006870 yeah man. They're all fucking pointless. Uni is a ponzi scheme. Student loans, overdrafts and housing debt. Thats ALL it is, literally all it is. It's fucking horseshit.

2 hours later 54006930 Anonymous
>>54006910 >if you're a white man there's like a 99.999999999% chance they won't hire you anyway. sounds legit

2 hours later 54006932 Anonymous (F7876AE0-3D36-46F8-9BB4-D301EB2BA37C.jpg 750x1232 200kB)
Ah things are finally getting entertaining again

2 hours later 54006934 Anonymous
>>54006910 do like me and win the lottery lad.

2 hours later 54006943 Anonymous
In today's difficult times, being a straight white male is a revolutionary act

2 hours later 54006946 Anonymous
>>54006893 no I'm from essex, I went to bath spa because it was the only one that would have me

2 hours later 54006950 Anonymous
>>54006932 we are reaching sainsburys levels of kino really looking forward to his next video. I also love how he is just carrying on with twitter as if nothing is wrong

2 hours later 54006955 Anonymous
>>54006910 Why not just get mum and dad to buy you a house? Then you only need to do the most braindead deadend work that you don't even need a degree for (call centre work) to pay the bills.

2 hours later 54006961 Anonymous
>>54006699 if you work in tech use https://4chancode.org/ looks like you're reading code, you can't post or anything

2 hours later 54006963 Anonymous
>>54006873 I clicked the profile of someone who commented on a vid I was watching. A vid of someone who likes to microwave used nappies he finds in bins and wear them. The profile had a link to that dude

2 hours later 54006966 Anonymous
>>54006932 aw shit here we go again lads

2 hours later 54006971 Anonymous (0AD393FA-8398-42FE-8103-13F22FDFAA83.jpg 750x1236 162kB)
>>54006950 yes. i wonder how it will conclude

2 hours later 54006975 Anonymous (5B46A7EF-AA41-4161-A1CA-C194E5D79033.png 454x520 10kB)
>>54006943 Conservatism is the new counter culture Red hats are the new punk rock

2 hours later 54006988 Anonymous (malcolm.jpg 733x1200 342kB)
looking out for baddies frens

2 hours later 54006990 Anonymous
>>54006963 >A vid of someone who likes to microwave used nappies he finds in bins and wear them You have weird taste

2 hours later 54007004 Anonymous
>>54006975 >Conservatism is the new counter culture Except that's not true is it lad, even if it is a pithy little slogan.

2 hours later 54007006 Anonymous (stabby fren.png 1746x1402 508kB)
>>54006988 ok fren keep me posted

2 hours later 54007013 Anonymous
>>54006990 >he doesn't know about pamperchu

2 hours later 54007014 Anonymous
>>54006932 apparently that's his neighbour? in one of today's videos timmy mentions the police went around to talk to him again

2 hours later 54007017 Anonymous (Norf 2.png 1352x1116 415kB)
>>54006988 Only Nonces fear the righteous.

2 hours later 54007020 Anonymous (tim2.png 1238x253 40kB)
>>54006932 more developments, police are aware and builders are starting to loose the rag

2 hours later 54007039 Anonymous (972D314A-95E7-4FAB-87A4-C750D8CAA54D.jpg 708x800 80kB)
>>54007004 That is why I attached a basedjak yikes dude

2 hours later 54007047 Anonymous
>>54006975 >>54007004 i know punks who support the status quo. state of them. like wow you think women need to be paid more, rock on!

2 hours later 54007048 Anonymous
saying 'nigger' online is the new counter culture

2 hours later 54007050 Anonymous
Still feeling bad and i don't know why. My brain is retarded

2 hours later 54007057 Anonymous
>>54007039 I have images disabled because I'm still at work.

2 hours later 54007058 Anonymous
>>54006990 It's classic internet lore mate.

2 hours later 54007068 Anonymous
is /soc/ the worst board lads? just sad people LARP'ing

2 hours later 54007071 Anonymous
word on the street is Timmy has been arrested. Check snap(chat) maps on his house -- the builders are filming police cars.

2 hours later 54007078 Anonymous
>>54007068 Had a little look on /adv/ yesterday and that seems awful. its literally just about dating and relationships. Years ago it had more to it

2 hours later 54007084 Anonymous (9FF543B9-D28E-4AB3-A247-32F69B221E07.jpg 734x1000 74kB)
>>54007068 soc and r9k are the worst boards desu

2 hours later 54007099 Anonymous
>>54007068 /tv/ /pol/ /v/ /a/ and outer/r9k/ are the worst boards with /g/ not far behind.

2 hours later 54007120 Anonymous
>>54007068 By far the worst. It's not even close.

2 hours later 54007124 Anonymous
>>54007071 >Check snap(chat) maps on his house sorry I don't know what this means. I'm too old for this zoomer technology

2 hours later 54007125 Anonymous
>>54007071 are you larping or for real? pics?

2 hours later 54007134 Anonymous
>>54006910 I'm NEET now. I've had nothing but loser jobs since Dishwashing and pretenancy cleaning.

2 hours later 54007158 Anonymous
>had a nice comfy IT job with my own office despite minimal qualifications >left >had a few months off now >not very clear when i talk sometimes (strong accent and quiet, people either ask me to repeat myself or to repeat myself a lot) >only feel like im qualified for cleaning and warehousing jobs

2 hours later 54007162 Anonymous
I should rule this thread. I am the most powerful being here

2 hours later 54007163 Anonymous
>>54007124 it's a feature of snapchat, allows you to zoom in on a part of a map and view peoples snapchat stories in that area

2 hours later 54007167 Anonymous (file.png 1920x1080 992kB)
>>54007125 >>54007124 >>54007071 50p in the larp jar thank you

2 hours later 54007169 Anonymous (1503722212644.jpg 255x198 9kB)
>>54007158 people either mishear me or ask me to repeat myself alot* even

2 hours later 54007173 Anonymous
>>54006841 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLi OXXTnTm0 All of these are going up his arse!

2 hours later 54007180 Anonymous
>>54007162 What caused you to be so egomaniacal? bad upbringing?

3 hours later 54007185 Anonymous (39023093902932093.jpg 800x446 57kB)
was hannibal barca black?

3 hours later 54007192 Anonymous
>>54007173 that green one makes me very uncomfortable

3 hours later 54007193 Anonymous
>>54007167 He has posted it in brit/pol/ too. what a faggot

3 hours later 54007194 Anonymous (signing.png 1054x526 39kB)
It's time the tale were told Of how you took a child And you made him old You made him old Reel around the fountain Slap me on the patio I'll take it now Oh Fifteen minutes with you Well, I wouldn't say no Oh, people said that you were virtually dead And they were so wrong

3 hours later 54007202 Anonymous
>>54007158 Just speak louder and deeper lad, no one's gonna tell you off.

3 hours later 54007205 Anonymous
>>54007158 met too lad, i've become a voicelet

3 hours later 54007208 Anonymous
>>54005439 >crown servant cringed it's civil servant

3 hours later 54007216 Anonymous
>>54007158 Infuriates me that the education system builds men to feel like this and the system for finding people jobs is just non existent. All of these Recruiters and Job advisors are snake oil merchants. It's all luck and lottery.

3 hours later 54007217 Anonymous
>>54007193 no i havent, i hate /pol/. if someone has actually copy and pasted my larp... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwi pdk6-_NY

3 hours later 54007218 Anonymous
>>54007208 tim said crown servant, i dont know if there's a difference

3 hours later 54007222 Anonymous
avin a bar o choccy before dinner. take THAT mum haha

3 hours later 54007223 Anonymous
>>54007180 Ask the demons that crawl on my flesh, If you can see the creatures i speak.

3 hours later 54007231 Anonymous
>>54007099 all those are infinitely better than /soc/ literally nothing but virgins pretending to be hot lasses.

3 hours later 54007236 Anonymous
>>54007158 I threw away a cushy factory job. Decent wage and only worked 4 days out of 9. Back on bennies now for a bit till i get muh mental elf sorted.

3 hours later 54007244 Anonymous
has true geordie killed himself yet lads kek

3 hours later 54007245 Anonymous
>>54007071 the police are probably just speaking to him, unless he's being violent then he can't be sectioned. it's possible he was violent tho

3 hours later 54007267 Anonymous
What is it like getting bennies these days? Last time I was on them it was around 2012 at the height of the Tory unemployed hatred thing. When Osborne was saying that when you see someone's curtains closed at 11am you should hate them for not being at work. Back then You had to use the online thing but you could opt out of letting them see your activity, can you still opt out?

3 hours later 54007273 Anonymous
>>54007245 he hasn't tweeted in over an hour, I think shit has hit the fan

3 hours later 54007278 Anonymous
>>54007223 I think you're schizo friend

3 hours later 54007293 Anonymous
>>54007202 Not him but people mishear me a lot too and speaking deeper is the opposite of what I need to do. I've also got quite a thick accent but I've reduced that a lot and now I need to work on making my voice higher and less croaky.

3 hours later 54007298 Anonymous
I've never been arrested but I have been told off by the police for accidentally hitting their car with a football. they were unreasonably upset because it didn't even hit it hard or leave a mark

3 hours later 54007305 Anonymous
>>54007278 See this because you are weak. Masters know the truth. You are of slave stock

3 hours later 54007307 Anonymous
>>54007267 Getting on them to begin with is far harder. I had a 5 month wait and the average is 3 months (obviously financially brutalising) but that's because Universal Credit has just come in and they're struggling with the new systems and shit. Over all it's better. You don't fill in a book, pretend to have bought newspapers and take it to the office every fortnight now it's an online Journal you can copy paste. The money is the same as 2012 (so much less adjusted for inflation).

3 hours later 54007319 Anonymous
>>54007158 Fucking hell this is me. How come you left?

3 hours later 54007323 Anonymous
Houses are too expensive. What do?

3 hours later 54007329 Anonymous
>>54007231 Those other boards are virgins not even having the decency to pretend to be a hot lass. >>54007323 Steal one.

3 hours later 54007336 Anonymous
>>54007329 >>54007323 >>54007319 >>54007307 Why do you crawl on my skin for the bargain of blue souls?

3 hours later 54007337 Anonymous
>>54007267 >curtains closed that's stupid. mine are closed 24/7 and I'm a full time wagie

3 hours later 54007344 Anonymous
>>54007307 So it's easier to game the system? Sounds pretty good. I never want to be on it again, but it's nice to know for if I do. You also don't have to go in every fortnight? That's amazing.

3 hours later 54007345 Anonymous
>>54007305 Lol are you on drugs? sort yourself out geez

3 hours later 54007351 Anonymous
Hate it when dumbos go on quiz shows. Do they think it's just luck? You actually have to know the answers you fools!

3 hours later 54007355 Anonymous
>>54007345 Why do you crawl on my skin for the bargain of blue souIs?

3 hours later 54007358 Anonymous
>>54007323 look somewhere cheeper/ look for a flat?

3 hours later 54007365 Anonymous
>>54007319 bored of the job and area mainly, had been there years, have money saved so thought i'd have a few months off then walk into something comfy but they all require certifications or involve talking to customers a lot. last time i was in a job talking to the public a lot i wanted to kill myself

3 hours later 54007370 Anonymous
>>54007344 You are expected to be jobsearching for 35 hours a week on UC.

3 hours later 54007376 Anonymous
>>54007267 Bit of a ball ache on jsa. Need to do 35 hours of job searching a week. Bit more chilled on the sick. I did bennies from 99-07 with a few months of wagie stuff between. Those were the good days. I never open my curtains.

3 hours later 54007395 Anonymous
SCEA Rule. i am strongest. WHy?

3 hours later 54007396 Anonymous (Untitled.png 220x57 3kB)
ree and roo and things

3 hours later 54007417 Anonymous
>>54006793 Fuck off Chika you fat pedo >muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original What a shock

3 hours later 54007424 Anonymous
>>54007323 Win the lottery like I did laddie. Moving into my 1.8 mil house in a month.

3 hours later 54007432 Anonymous
brit/pol/ has invitied timmy over >>223770583

3 hours later 54007446 Anonymous
>>54006793 Jesus christ you are beyond cringy. You are a gay boy supporting the same types that want to hang you in the street. You are almost as stupid as moni

3 hours later 54007455 Anonymous
>>54007344 Yea it's over all better. It's cosy when you're a school leaver and not used to money but you can't live on Jobseekers alone.

3 hours later 54007472 Anonymous
>>54007355 just to wind you up innit

3 hours later 54007495 Anonymous
>>54007323 Inherit the family home.

3 hours later 54007502 Anonymous
>>54007446 Why are you replying you idiot, his entire personality is based on what gets him the most attention and he's freely admitted to it in the past

3 hours later 54007508 Anonymous
Games were too hard when I was a kid. I'm playing The Phantom Menace 1999 for the first time since I was 9 or 10. This shit's unplayable without walkthroughs it's gay as hell. Nice to dig up webpage walkthroughs from 2000 too. Enjoyable anyway.

3 hours later 54007519 Anonymous
>>54007502 >his entire personality is based on what gets him the most attention and he's freely admitted to it in the past I don't read or remember everything spouted by the personalities on here.

3 hours later 54007558 Anonymous
>>54007519 Good lad. Most of them are paedos anyway.

3 hours later 54007563 Moni
>>54007508 The Tattoine level is fun, it's like an open word game during that section

3 hours later 54007567 Anonymous
>>54007519 Yet you still engage with them, mong.

3 hours later 54007569 Anonymous
Well I'm not sure why you lot are dragging Crona into this. They've moved on from this toxic place, never to return.

3 hours later 54007571 Anonymous
>>54007446 >you are almost as stupid as moni Always makes me laugh that Poley is regarded as the gold standard for idiocy in these threads. Though I hear Shippy is competing with him for Top Mong

3 hours later 54007576 Anonymous
Just tried to put the catto on my head like a hat but she scratched me. You live and you learn eh lads.

3 hours later 54007581 Anonymous
>>54007571 Poley is barely operational. I'm surprised he even remembers how to access the site sometimes.

3 hours later 54007586 Anonymous
>>54007576 If shes young you can train them to sit no your shoulders.

3 hours later 54007590 Anonymous
>>54007567 I mean chika in the past has often left because of the abuse he has received so its hardly going to make him stay

3 hours later 54007591 Anonymous
>>54007508 Loved that game. Lots of fond mwmories. Jedi power battles was a game a couldn't do without a guide though.

3 hours later 54007593 Anonymous
do you look in the left eye or right eye when talking to someone

3 hours later 54007599 Spoons anon
I'm now stuck in Plymouth till to morrow

3 hours later 54007604 Anonymous
>>54007563 You are a Sand Person Poley of course you like Tattooine

3 hours later 54007606 Anonymous
>>54007593 If its a girl I look at the mouth.

3 hours later 54007608 Anonymous
>>54007590 Have you read a different thread? He comes back time and time again to rile you up, retard.

3 hours later 54007609 Anonymous
>>54007593 look in the soul

3 hours later 54007612 Anonymous
>>54007586 She's about 9 and quite grumpy as is.

3 hours later 54007613 Anonymous
>>54007599 Hello spoons anon. I've missed your posting. Somebody ordered you something earlier? I'm currently treating myself to a post work spoons pint.

3 hours later 54007625 Anonymous
>>54007593 Sometimes left sometimes right. If I cant hear them, the mouth.

3 hours later 54007626 Anonymous
>>54007590 My personal highlight was when Bazza and Gazza baited him into defending his dubious choice of avatar >I-I just think theyre c-cute! Dirty little Noncecase

3 hours later 54007639 Anonymous
>>54007608 Im going to keep calling Chika a fat pedo (which he is) and theres nowt you can do about it lad

3 hours later 54007643 Anonymous
Popped a peeled boiled egg up my poo chute before I trotted to work this morning. Just tried to force it out and I'm glad to announce about two thirds of it was ingested. More experiments on rear end ingestion soon.

3 hours later 54007646 Anonymous
>Shippy moans about 17+ year old girls talking about Love Island >all he talks about are soap operas

3 hours later 54007648 Anonymous
>>54007599 Why are you there? Haven't been browsing recently.

3 hours later 54007653 Anonymous
>>54007599 Any money for a cheap hotel? You never said what a wallscroll was

3 hours later 54007659 Anonymous
>>54007639 You remind me of a low IQ Bazza type who continuously gets himself angry over things that are under his own control.

3 hours later 54007663 Anonymous
>>54007646 He actually does love soaps. Corrie and that welsh shite. No wonder he finds educated women boring.

3 hours later 54007665 Anonymous
>>54007593 I stare at her fecund mound while licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my thighs.

3 hours later 54007667 Anonymous
>>54007646 >soap operas >Mercedes >his nonce mate >being a nonce Yeah Im not sure why Shippy purports to be the authority on intellectual conversation either

3 hours later 54007669 Anonymous
How do you find something you're interested in / enjoy?

3 hours later 54007671 Anonymous
>>54007608 >He comes back time and time again to rile you up, Nah, that is cope he tells himself. He gets properly upset over people having a go at him. I will continue to call him out if i feel like it.

3 hours later 54007673 Anonymous
>>54007563 That's where I'm struggling. Too many identical NPCs that are actually necessary plot progression. Trying to get into the pod race place now.

3 hours later 54007676 Anonymous
>>54007643 Try it again but don't force it out. You could have ingested it all

3 hours later 54007680 Anonymous
>>54007612 Sounds like shipanonces last 3 girlfriends.

3 hours later 54007696 Anonymous
I think we can safely assume Tim has been sectioned now. No posts in over 2 hours which is not normal for this time of day

3 hours later 54007697 Anonymous
>>54007669 you pick things at random and give them a fair shout

3 hours later 54007700 Anonymous
>>54007671 Yeah that's why he keeps coming back and upsetting you lad. He's a BPD narcissist, you aren't winning.

3 hours later 54007710 Anonymous
>>54007659 >thinking bazza types aren't funposting and are actually angry Come on lad.

3 hours later 54007718 Moni
>>54007673 Pretty cool how you get stuck and unable to complete the level if you kill someone, Anakin's and his mother will say something about not hanging out with murderers

3 hours later 54007719 Anonymous
>>54007669 Read self help books and try to learn about yourself. Once that happens you understand what you enjoy the most

3 hours later 54007721 Anonymous
lads i love my gf she's a right fittie in her school uniform

3 hours later 54007723 Spoons anon
>>54007659 I can send a pic of the wall scroll. >>54007613 sup lad. Left spoons now fo4 the mo

3 hours later 54007725 Anonymous
Corrie is mint although stories are shite at moment.

3 hours later 54007728 Anonymous
>>54007659 You remind me of my mates pet ferret who is ill tempered and smells of piss

3 hours later 54007731 Anonymous
>>54007721 Mayuri this is horrible behaviour

3 hours later 54007732 Anonymous
>>54007725 piss yourself zeus

3 hours later 54007736 Anonymous
>>54007728 That piss ferret is still leagues smarter than you.

3 hours later 54007744 Anonymous
Would you rather shag a cute looking hairless thai tranny or a fat ugly hair all over black girl?

3 hours later 54007751 piss ferret
heard some lads talkin shit bout me, wana take this outside m8!?

3 hours later 54007753 Anonymous
>>54007700 Weird assumptions mate, its nothing about winning. I reply to him on one offs calling him out. replying to him maybe once a week is hardly bringing him back. Chika comes here because he wants to actually engage with us. He gets told to fuck off because he brings with him the cringy /pol/ attitude.

3 hours later 54007759 Anonymous
>>54007669 Take introspective drugs (LSD, ketamine, mushrroms, DMT) and learn about yourself. Once that happens you understand what you enjoy the most Top up every few years as required (this is the part I've neglected for 5 years, hence ending up back here).

3 hours later 54007760 Anonymous
>>54007719 Any self help books you could recommend? What hidden knowledge do they contain that will turn my life around? >>54007697 Yeah but how, and what's a fair shout?

3 hours later 54007763 Anonymous
>>54007744 >Would you rather shag a cute looking hairless thai tranny or a fat ugly hair all over black girl? no

3 hours later 54007769 Anonymous
>>54007700 >upset I get a good laugh out of his passive aggressive responses to being called out as a paedo. And if youre implying it has no effect he mostly posts nights now to avoid Bazza and Gazza

3 hours later 54007781 Anonymous (battle_of_amersham_hill.png 312x1168 306kB)
>>54006504 The battle of amersham hill

3 hours later 54007782 Anonymous
>>54007736 Bloody hell lad having a right seethe arent you? Just a bit of banter, chin up, both of them

3 hours later 54007794 Anonymous
>>54007744 1st one, obviously. You can just take her from behind where you can't see the dick

3 hours later 54007803 Anonymous
>>54007744 The Thai, how is that even a question? >hurr durr the dick means you're gay Does it? I don't really care.

3 hours later 54007804 Anonymous
>>54007751 Back in your cage Liam you ill tempered bastard

3 hours later 54007815 Anonymous
>>54007760 How To Win Friends and Influence People 7 Habits of Highly Successful People by Stephen Covey Sun Tzu

3 hours later 54007825 Anonymous (1478035915019.png 1354x934 314kB)
>>54007781 holy mother of kek top content lad

3 hours later 54007826 piss ferret
>>54007804 *hisses and thrashes*

3 hours later 54007846 Anonymous
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat -49409396 he made it bros ;_;

3 hours later 54007847 Anonymous
i am going to take a drive to Timmys place and pop my head in the window to see if he's in. Getting a bit worried now.

3 hours later 54007854 piss ferret (happy moot.png 259x348 111kB)
>>54007781 >(date checked)

3 hours later 54007859 Anonymous
>>54007782 Please tell me you're in East Sussex, FIGHT ME YOU CUNT.

4 hours later 54007875 Anonymous
>>54007846 they're both hot. congratz to them. 8 years already!

4 hours later 54007878 Anonymous
>>54007859 >East Sussex No lad Im not gay.

4 hours later 54007879 Anonymous
eating a gold bar lol no, the chocolate

4 hours later 54007880 Anonymous
whats the average housing situation for a 25 year old? still with parents? house share? single bed flat?

4 hours later 54007884 Anonymous
>>54007723 Yeah post it anon. I'm intrigued as to what it is

4 hours later 54007901 Anonymous
>>54007880 when i was 25 i was in a house share

4 hours later 54007904 Anonymous
>>54007880 Living in a 2/3 bed town house their parents bought them.

4 hours later 54007924 Anonymous
>>54007880 a lot of people my age (22) have gotten married already. very weird. they move out and rent together, which i guess gets the cost down. and no doubt their parents will support/subsidise later down the road.

4 hours later 54007926 Anonymous
>>54007880 >average house/flat share

4 hours later 54007938 Anonymous
>>54007732 >implying I'm a tripmong Bit insulted, not gonna lie

4 hours later 54007950 Anonymous
>>54007781 There are never any wars anymore, makes me sad

4 hours later 54007958 Anonymous
>>54007880 Living with boyfriend or girlfriend if in a long term relationship, house share if single or in casual relationship(s), one bed or studio flat if an autist.

4 hours later 54007964 Anonymous
>>54007880 At 25 I was living with three Mongolians (literally) and a fat, aggressive, manner-less South American in a three-bedroom flat (no living room) in a south London council estate. Rent was 675 pounds.

4 hours later 54007980 Anonymous
>>54007958 its expensive being an autist, govdaddy should subsidise single renters. not my fault i cant get a gf to share rent with

4 hours later 54008007 Anonymous
>>54007958 great bait retard, try again

4 hours later 54008036 Anonymous
>>54007980 >govdaddy should subsidise single renters. single occupants pay less council tax

4 hours later 54008039 Anonymous
>>54008007 I was in a flat at 22, house at 23 and share with my partner at 24 lad.

4 hours later 54008040 Anonymous
>>54007846 She has a better jawline than he does

4 hours later 54008046 Anonymous
>>54008007 I'm not baiting it's literally how the people in my extended friend groups live. >>54008036 Under 35s get less housing benefit, which a lot of autists rely on. Govdaddy does the literal opposite of subsidising and makes it harder.

4 hours later 54008049 Anonymous
>>54008039 course you were "lad"

4 hours later 54008050 Anonymous
>>54008036 yea I save 20 quid a month on council tax, but have to pay an extortionate amount in rent because I live alone

4 hours later 54008072 Anonymous
Why dont they (govt) just make more affordable housing.

4 hours later 54008075 Anonymous
>>54008046 >your living situation is determined by your relationship status alright retard

4 hours later 54008076 Anonymous
>>54008049 Lmao, alright little incel.

4 hours later 54008085 Anonymous
>>54007880 All my friends but one (who's parents are very rich and paid his way) lived at home

4 hours later 54008090 Anonymous
>>54008076 nice projection, incel got any proof to back your story up?

4 hours later 54008092 Anonymous
>>54008076 Im 26 and own my own house wholst being unemployed.

4 hours later 54008095 Anonymous
can someone redpill me on whats appening with tim

4 hours later 54008097 Anonymous
>>54008050 >be single >have to make more money to survive than couples do >thus spend more time at work >thus less time to date/socialise >thus suicide at 30

4 hours later 54008106 Anonymous
>>54008072 It gets bought by people who then rent it out. They're abolsute vermin and need to shot.

4 hours later 54008114 Anonymous
>>54008050 having a partner would mean you could split the bills but it's not really the goverments fault you can get a gf so tax payers shouldnt have to pay for it

4 hours later 54008115 Anonymous
>>54008075 you're one of the autstics aren't you?

4 hours later 54008116 Anonymous
>>54008106 make it so you can only own one home

4 hours later 54008118 Anonymous
>>54008092 Jealous lad. >>54008090 What proof do you want? You're the one claiming bait as cope, little incel.

4 hours later 54008119 Anonymous
>>54008097 >he has time to date or socialise Alright normie?

4 hours later 54008122 Anonymous
>>54007781 fuck sake lads, how is gold like this getting buried beneath your fucking stupid housing argument i'm very disappointed, i really am.

4 hours later 54008124 Anonymous
>>54008106 Fucking this. >hey look barb, these houses are cheap and new with great mortgages! We should buy a few and we can make loads on the rent!

4 hours later 54008128 Anonymous (172DCAE4-AA1E-4333-931D-49F319420B7C.jpg 1191x1684 1118kB)
>>54007446 >not knowing what you are on about at all Based retard

4 hours later 54008132 Anonymous
Lads we need to nationalise the housing industry.

4 hours later 54008143 Anonymous
>>54008118 any would be a start, frencel

4 hours later 54008144 Anonymous
>>54008090 You don't know what projection is, do you?

4 hours later 54008146 Anonymous (norf.jpg 810x713 90kB)
>>54008132 once the bloody foreigners are out everything will be okay mate

4 hours later 54008152 Anonymous
>>54008114 no the government should be providing me with a gf >>54008097 It's shit isn't it. Only benefit is we get left alone and don't have to deal with women's shit

4 hours later 54008153 Anonymous
>>54008106 >>54008124 >tfw have almost saved enough money for mortgage >fully intend to rent the property and continue living with parents Would a sorry suffice lads?

4 hours later 54008156 Anonymous
How does an autist like Uri Geller become rich and we cant? Bloke's a britfeel tier wally.

4 hours later 54008161 Anonymous
>>54008144 it's when you, an incel, pretend not to be an incel and instead call others incel

4 hours later 54008162 Anonymous
>>54008146 >Hey look at that boomer wife, those European doctors next door have fled the country! Let's buy that property and remodel it into a house share!

4 hours later 54008163 Anonymous
no person/couple should be allowed to own more than 2 properties

4 hours later 54008168 Anonymous
>>54008128 >nonce calling others retarded What a loff

4 hours later 54008170 Anonymous
>>54008146 The chinese and Russians are buying all the properties and we're blaming the EU for some reason.

4 hours later 54008174 Anonymous
>>54008090 >projection Buzzwords, yikes.

4 hours later 54008180 Anonymous
>>54008128 > Spencer opposes same-sex marriage, which he has described as "unnatural" and a "non-issue". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richa rd_B._Spencer

4 hours later 54008182 Anonymous
People are banging at his door. Poor Tim. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJ WPN_3RTs

4 hours later 54008186 Anonymous
>>54008174 >buzzwords >yikes LAD

4 hours later 54008193 Anonymous
>>54008132 yea right and have muslim ghettos everywhere. If anything it needs denationalised.

4 hours later 54008199 Anonymous
>>54008161 That's not projection at all lad lmao. Fucking state of you incel dummies, also no I'm not going to post picture proof, cope with it.

4 hours later 54008202 Anonymous
In Denmark a lot of people live single. Their housing market supports this choice. In this country the big housing developers only seem interested in building family homes.

4 hours later 54008203 Anonymous
>>54008186 Firstly yikes was ironic, secondly it isn't a buzzword.

4 hours later 54008223 Anonymous (B3AF708C-D027-47F5-BFFC-1461F0E94394.png 756x900 60kB)
>>54008180 >thinking that means he wants to kill them all Based retard!

4 hours later 54008224 Anonymous
Give everyone 1k a month 3D prinited houses Limit home ownership Done!

4 hours later 54008225 Anonymous
1 of my wisdom teeth is through and the other 3 aren't but my dentist doesn't seem to care. he just said we'll wait and do them all together

4 hours later 54008226 Anonymous
>>54008182 SENDING OUT AN SOS, SENDING OUT AN SOS

4 hours later 54008228 Anonymous
>>54008202 If you had a patch of land you'd squeeze as much money out of it too. It would be nice if they would build affordable housing for middle class kids but there's no sense in it.

4 hours later 54008236 Anonymous
>>54008193 the current crisis is a product of denationalisation

4 hours later 54008237 Anonymous
>>54007781 not into tim really but this is top qaulity OC lad

4 hours later 54008238 Spoons anon
I list the wall scroll in the train rush it seems

4 hours later 54008250 Anonymous
>>54008199 read up lad https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psych ological_projection you're projecting your incelibacy onto others

4 hours later 54008258 Anonymous
>>54007781 >Casualties and losses >Oxford Health (ceased sending letters) Fucking howling

4 hours later 54008262 Anonymous
Terrorists on the building site.

4 hours later 54008265 Anonymous
>>54008163 Nobody should be able to own a property they aren't living in. None of this second home bollocks, if your job is somewhere else then move you cunt. Sick of foreigners buying up property in London and other cities to just use them as a holiday home once a year.

4 hours later 54008266 Anonymous
>>54008203 >ironic LAD

4 hours later 54008270 Anonymous
>>54008236 Bullshit. There'd be no crisis if the population settled lower with the birth rate.

4 hours later 54008274 Anonymous
>>54008250 Think you need to read up on it lad, either you're baiting or purposefully acting like a retard. Either way you're a coping mong living with mummy.

4 hours later 54008282 Anonymous
>>54008203 Christ state of this retard. Go dilate.

4 hours later 54008286 Anonymous
Just give me a nice 50k apartment. Small house at 100k. Family home at 200k.

4 hours later 54008288 Anonymous
Nationalise pooing

4 hours later 54008295 Anonymous
>>54008270 Then why is this a distinct uk problem

4 hours later 54008297 Anonymous
I've got two of you on whatsapp but I don't know you. One is a big marvel fan, the other is from Eastbourne. Is it alright if I give you a message?

4 hours later 54008310 Anonymous
>>54008274 >living with mummy more projection from you do you work in the cinema?

4 hours later 54008312 Anonymous
>>54008286 mine is 1.8 mil but i cant give you that

4 hours later 54008315 Anonymous
>>54008238 Nooooooooooo What was it through. A tapestry type thing? Also was it a loli. Somebody will have an interesting find eh.

4 hours later 54008316 Anonymous
>>54008223 >not knowing it was a rhetorical statement used for effect Calm down retard

4 hours later 54008319 Anonymous
>>54008266 Sorry I'm not a millennial and everything has to be authentic for me to enjoy it. :)))))

4 hours later 54008322 Anonymous
>>54008297 Sure lad go for it

4 hours later 54008325 Anonymous
>>54008310 Yawn, haven't you got an essay to type up on /r/incel? Done with you lad.

4 hours later 54008332 Anonymous
>>54008325 >shouldnt you go to plebbit xD fag

4 hours later 54008336 Anonymous
>>54008295 It certainly isn't but being an island nation won't help.

4 hours later 54008339 Anonymous
incelocaust when?

4 hours later 54008343 Anonymous
>>54008325 you were categorically blown the fuck out by him (me)

4 hours later 54008344 Anonymous
>>54008319 >millennial LAD

4 hours later 54008347 Anonymous
>>54008297 Ooh havent had a massage in ages, that would be lovely. No funny business though!

4 hours later 54008351 Anonymous (header.jpg 460x215 27kB)
i got this for 2 bong. hope it's good

4 hours later 54008352 Anonymous
SP reading the financial times as 6 wealthcels valet his Bentley Continental GT

4 hours later 54008359 Anonymous (7B56B795-2BD3-4F23-8061-830E6649DA31.png 1000x1000 180kB)
>>54008316 >backtracking because you were hyperbolic and you think this is *rhetorical effect* No it is called chatting shit you moron Come back when you know what you are even talking about

4 hours later 54008361 Anonymous
>>54008336 No but europe has less of a problem and island nation argument os bollocks

4 hours later 54008366 Anonymous
I have no trouble getting laid, and I'm good at it, women always come back for more. What I'm having trouble with is finding a decent woman for a relationship. All I get from dating apps is slags and slam pigs.

4 hours later 54008367 Anonymous
weatherfu buying 6 bad dragon dildos in an attempt to feel something

4 hours later 54008377 Anonymous
>>54008352 *convinces the other 5 wealthcels to sell the Bentley in order to commission spoons anon for a loli wallscroll*

4 hours later 54008381 Anonymous
>tim's mum name is monica interesting https://youtu.be/UQIBDARxLdQ?t=684

4 hours later 54008388 Anonymous
SP having his measurements taken by a wealthcel for his next bespoke suit

4 hours later 54008398 Anonymous
>>54008359 >Being this much of an autist that you thought it was literal to begin with Genuine low IQ

4 hours later 54008399 Anonymous
Wish I wasnt banging a new supermodel every night. Just wanna settle down with a homely 8/10.

4 hours later 54008401 Anonymous
*imagines what britfeel would have been like in the 1990s*

4 hours later 54008406 Anonymous
>>54008381 didnt we know this from the birth certificate? i remember his dad shares the name of some murderer

4 hours later 54008416 Anonymous
You can always tell when the wagies are home from work because they turn a comparatively peaceful thread into an argumentative wasteland.

4 hours later 54008426 Anonymous (CE13468A-83BF-4B9A-AF70-11DB35DFB753.jpg 480x475 32kB)
>>54008398 Be more careful with your words then retard Not my fault you are careless and say things you dont mean

4 hours later 54008428 Anonymous
>>54008339 You need to form a shagzi party first ayydolf

4 hours later 54008443 Anonymous
Swear i literally just saw the guy from the Alan picture lads Had the exact same sunglasses and looked identical

4 hours later 54008444 Anonymous
>>54008426 Shut it stoopid algerianon

4 hours later 54008447 Anonymous
>>54008426 >Not my fault I can't fucking read FTFY Chikanonce

4 hours later 54008452 Anonymous
The more and more I think about having an open door immigration policy for Chinese, Japanese, Korean and European women the more I am sure that it is the 148 IQ play. There has to be some saturation point for women whereby they prefer a loving lonli lad incel bf to chad in terms of the time and attention they get from him, and there would be so many requests to come here we might well hit that. For the feminists we would likely see an increase in gender equality in the workplace, as some marginal number of women will happen to be better than the men currently working at the top. It is also in line with diversity rhetoric etc so I see no left wing resistance. This huge increase in only female immigrants aged 16-30 would create a huge female white nationalist contingent, including big brain big boobi 16 year olds for shippy to dait. I now hereby declare myself britfeel immigration minister, any objectors?

4 hours later 54008459 Anonymous
Also no word of a lie I also saw a guy answer a call from a presumably foreign mate called Ebin

4 hours later 54008463 Anonymous
Who here pure 100% incel never even had a female friend?

4 hours later 54008466 Anonymous
>>54007718 When are you going to do something which entertains /britfeel/? You're a tripfag, that is your self-claimed role.

4 hours later 54008470 Anonymous
>>54008447 I can read though you thick fuck You clearly stated that his opinion is that gays should be killed When his actual opinion is that it isnt a big issue Literally polar opposite of what you said but your retard chavbrain cannot process that can it?

4 hours later 54008473 Anonymous
>>54007659 They love a good seeth

4 hours later 54008480 Anonymous
Not being able to get a girlfirend is affecting my performance at work. All it takes is one offhand comment about a significant other to send me into a listless daze for the remainder of the day. The stress I'm under from not having a girlfriend is immense. It's all I can think about, all I do is done for that end. I don't enjoy anything anymore. I know it would all go away if I had someone to love and I would actually feel happy again. I've been there before, that's how I know.

4 hours later 54008488 Anonymous
>>54008463 Me after the age of about 7. If I had a female friend at lest she might introduce her ugiki frens to me :(

4 hours later 54008490 Anonymous
Lots of new lore today >Tim went to the university of Bradford

4 hours later 54008508 Anonymous
>>54008490 was it already known that he was born in Birmingham because that's news to me

4 hours later 54008509 Anonymous
>>54008480 Serious question: How do you get into a position whereby you have had a girlfriend but then somehow fall back into being an incel? Didn't you take advantage of being in a relationship to widen your social circle?

4 hours later 54008520 Anonymous (The Cross.jpg 350x453 43kB)
>>54008452 Based, all immigrants should be female

4 hours later 54008523 Anonymous
>>54008426 >>54008470 >stupid enough to get your nudes leaked >constantly say things and go back on it >absolute hypocrite that bangs on about degeneracy despite having casual sex >cheats on bf >supports people who think you are unnatural >can't recognize hypoerbole The only thick fuck here is you lad

4 hours later 54008527 Anonymous
>>54008520 True, just so we can fuck them all TO DEATH!

4 hours later 54008534 Anonymous
>>54008508 Yeah it was on his birth certificate. Never seen his passport before today

4 hours later 54008538 Anonymous (8E85705F-9DC0-4E16-8CF1-D445785308C3.jpg 1024x768 68kB)
>>54008523 >all this irrelevant seething to deflect the fact that you were wrong Lmao You dumb

4 hours later 54008544 Anonymous
>>54008527 was that a south park reference?

4 hours later 54008547 Anonymous
>>54008520 why are you posting a picture of banbury who are you, do I fucking know you

4 hours later 54008549 Anonymous
1. Send all the pakis to Northern Ireland 2. Sell Northern Ireland to the EU

4 hours later 54008550 Anonymous
>>54008509 Two problems, the first is that I didn't meet her friends. The relationship was short lived. The second is that I'm just awful at staying in touch with people. I don't even casually chat to my friends.

4 hours later 54008553 Anonymous
>>54008547 >who are you, do I fucking know you consider yourself lucky

4 hours later 54008568 Anonymous
>>54008538 Not irrelevant at all. It proves that you are dumb

4 hours later 54008577 Anonymous
>>54008547 its because hes an avatar poster

5 hours later 54008584 Anonymous
>>54008470 >I can read though you thick fuck Ooh someone's getting a bit annoyed! You should be killed imo but not for being gay for being a nonce

5 hours later 54008590 Anonymous
>>54008538 Please spoiler pictures of cute girls and put a warning on your post in future. It's too upsetting.

5 hours later 54008595 Anonymous
>>54008550 >The second is that I'm just awful at staying in touch with people. I don't even casually chat to my friends. I'm he same but you have to put an effort in if you don't want to keep sliding back to the same position over and over. The next relationship you are in do things together, go places where you will meet new people so any new friends you make aren't just hers, who will disappear when the relationship ends. If/when the relationship ends you can leverage the friends you've made an effort to stay in contact with into new relationships--either directly through being introduced to their friends or indirectly via nights out or continuing the activities you formerly did with the ex with the newer friends.

5 hours later 54008611 Anonymous
>>54008549 What is this opposite day. Browns stop here for 3 months before securing a property in Birminham and more power to them.

5 hours later 54008630 Anonymous (1548697021337.png 1176x906 65kB)
>>54008538 Why are norfs such ragelets? All they do here is seeth over personalities while giving them attention or meme about noncing. Is life in the norf so grim that talking about paki trannies and nonces makes it more bearable?

5 hours later 54008632 Anonymous
>>54006275 >If i return to work it'll probably be as a till jockey in Poundland, Tesco or whereever. You say this like it's easy. Those positions get hundreds of apps these days.

5 hours later 54008647 Anonymous
>>54008595 That's all very dishonest.

5 hours later 54008654 Anonymous
>>54008470 >Chika apparently does not get mad when baited >I can read though you thick fuck >Literally polar opposite of what you said but your retard chavbrain cannot process that can it? >>54007700 Lad would you care to retract your previous statement?

5 hours later 54008663 Anonymous
>>54006275 You can work upto 16 hours while on ESA (theres an income limit too) can't remember how much tho

5 hours later 54008671 Anonymous
Chika is so low IQ that he takes everything literally.

5 hours later 54008672 Anonymous (ladsfatfamily.png 1310x419 51kB)
postsome of your fave britfeel posts lads

5 hours later 54008677 Anonymous
>>54008520 Based based poster >>54008527 I think with all my pent up incel sex drive I could probably do this, I will definitely try

5 hours later 54008695 Anonymous
Glassesdirect. com Bagsy the qt chinesey forrin lookin 1

5 hours later 54008702 Anonymous (0BF2A7A5-AA77-4075-B0F3-833D8E9F6468.jpg 1200x1084 163kB)
>w-was only pretending to be retarded Smelly dumb chav scum

5 hours later 54008711 Anonymous
>>54007273 ANTI TIMMY BRIGADE WINS!

5 hours later 54008717 Anonymous
>animenonce >takes everything literally >poor social skills Leave him alone he's clearly autistic!

5 hours later 54008724 Anonymous (siggi.png 648x580 52kB)
>>54008672 Marked the end of an era.

5 hours later 54008729 Anonymous
>>54008549 Don't fucking send them here, we don't want them.

5 hours later 54008734 Anonymous
I don't like the timmy spamming but do hope he's ok.

5 hours later 54008735 Anonymous
>>54008702 >he can't even recognize hyperbole We have already established that you are low Iq lad. No need to throw a hissy fit. Its not all bad, i am sure you can get bennies for being a downie!

5 hours later 54008739 Anonymous
Chika yanking his socks as high as possible after getting told to "pull your coks up"

5 hours later 54008746 Anonymous
Looks like the builders have finally made Timmy snap lads. The neighbors are trying to get him evicted now.

5 hours later 54008754 Anonymous
Chika excitedly looking outside afte hearing it's raining cats and dogs

5 hours later 54008755 Anonymous
>>54008724 >tfw ywn be her footslave

5 hours later 54008763 Anonymous
>send the Pakis to Northern Ireland >repatriate all the white NI Protestants to Scotland/Wales/England

5 hours later 54008764 Anonymous
>>54008734 >>54008746 this is what comes of being an impolite man

5 hours later 54008770 Anonymous
>>54008763 There we go, that's the plan. Bye Poley, enjoy Gerry Adams and co.

5 hours later 54008775 Anonymous (webANXpobolycwmser.jpg 700x422 31kB)
It's that time of day again

5 hours later 54008783 Anonymous
>>54008775 Shippy, you were done here mate: >>54007646

5 hours later 54008789 Anonymous
thigh highs I hope

5 hours later 54008790 Anonymous
>>54008763 We don't want orange paddies either

5 hours later 54008797 Anonymous
>>54008544 Is a bit, but reflects my actual views too.

5 hours later 54008798 Anonymous
had a really shit day today lads. tonight it's 6 bottles of cider, frozen pizza from aldi and /britfeel/, doctor who and pro cycling manager. tomorrow an interview. hopefully I'll die on the way.

5 hours later 54008800 Anonymous (reading material.jpg 563x833 110kB)
>>54008702 Pic related is a book I'd like you to read lad

5 hours later 54008802 Anonymous
>>54008775 Avatar posting time?

5 hours later 54008803 Anonymous
>>54008790 We don't want a lot of things but they're better than Pakis.

5 hours later 54008806 Anonymous
>>54008724 That was me! She noticed my post!

5 hours later 54008810 Anonymous
>ywn cuddle chika after giving a good long sweaty bumming

5 hours later 54008814 Anonymous
>>54008630 >meme about noncing Shippy, Poley, and Crona are actual paedos lad

5 hours later 54008818 Anonymous (1503546136_1503523206361.jpg 653x490 32kB)
>>54008783 >Tfw no 16 year old gf to watch Pobol Y Cwm with

5 hours later 54008824 Anonymous
>>54008810 >ywn hold Chikas head under the canal water until that last bubble goes...pop sigh

5 hours later 54008829 Anonymous
>>54008814 They're all attracted to children, Crona has actual CP on his computer for instance, but none of them have actually done anything with someone underaged. Jun and Mayuri however, they brag about their sexual exploitation of children.

5 hours later 54008830 Anonymous (yakuza.jpg 1920x1080 338kB)
>yakuza 3 4 and 5 getting remastered for the ps4 >going to be sold in a fancy package

5 hours later 54008833 Anonymous
Im scared of dying It's fine Oh, what's a fiver? Being young in the city Believe in saying something Would you please listen? Would you please listen? We can see it's missing When you bleed, say so we know Being young in the city Believe in saying something Would you please listen? Would you please listen? We can see it's missing When you bleed, say so we know

5 hours later 54008838 Anonymous
>>54008833 piss off noncecase

5 hours later 54008840 Anonymous
>>54008724 who would win? one norf fc type or several of the smartest,fleetest, strong of heart lads in the british isles (us)

5 hours later 54008850 Anonymous
>>54008830 This means they'll be released on PC and moddable then, that's good news.

5 hours later 54008851 Anonymous
>>54008844 NEW >>54008844 THREAD >>54008844 SCOTTISH >>54008844 POSTER >>54008844 FUCK >>54008844 OFF

5 hours later 54008855 Anonymous
>>54008803 No they aren't >ugly >dumb >inbred >religious retards >cringe >hold loud shitty marching bands for a foreign king >dole scroungers Norn are worse than norfs

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>>54008806 Was this you too de lad? Ash is a big fan

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