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2019-08-20 01:38 54004673 Anonymous (images - 2019-08-20T083440.943.jpg 502x611 27kB)
>Diagnosed with cancer >It's already spreading Is this it, robots? Is this really how I'm gonna die? My efforts to live a healthy life were all in vain. I'm going to actually fucking die.

5 min later 54004715 Anonymous
>>54004673 We're all going to actually fucking die, anon. I can hardly believe it either. You just gotta enjoy your time left. Do NOT force yourself to be miserable.

8 min later 54004735 Anonymous (images (31).jpg 236x234 7kB)
>>54004715 I don't want to fucking die of cancer at ficking age 20. I'm panicking. I can't fucking deal with this shit

9 min later 54004745 Anonymous
Godspeed, OP, you lucky son a bitch. The cance is a get out of jail free card. You win!

9 min later 54004748 Anonymous
>>54004673 Hang yourself when the pain becomes unbearable, the Jew doctors will want you to suffer so you buy more overpriced medicine

10 min later 54004761 Anonymous
>>54004735 What kind of cancer is it? Stage?

14 min later 54004798 Anonymous
>>54004735 nobody wants to fucking die prematurely, canceranon. unfortunately, some of us will. sorry to sound cold but that's just the way it is, acceptance of the inevitable is key. godspeed, anon

15 min later 54004809 Anonymous (images (91).jpg 320x252 12kB)
>>54004748 My plan is actually come out with a bang. Probably hijack a bus and run over as many people as I can before crashing/getting shot down. >>54004761 It's in my fucking stomach and it's spreading. I just got diagnosed on stage three, buy doctors said it won't be long until stage 4. A month if I'm lucky.

17 min later 54004829 Anonymous (1565912087328.jpg 225x225 6kB)
>>54004673 op i feel bad for you , do you have any spiritual/religious beliefs , that can help a bit

19 min later 54004845 Anonymous
>>54004809 >Probably hijack a bus and run over as many people as I can before crashing/getting shot down. if you are realy considering that you might deserve this cancer.

22 min later 54004866 Anonymous (images - 2019-08-20T085736.993.jpg 192x262 4kB)
>>54004829 No beliefs. But if there is a god, I hope I've been a good man in their eyes. It is so ironic how my first ever voluntary work was for children with cancer too... >>54004845 All I want is to just feel an adrenaline rush like I've never felt before. Any better suggestions, anon?

22 min later 54004868 Anonymous
>>54004809 >run over as many people as I can Why harm innocent people you retard? What a fucking trash, you deserved cancer for being an incel

23 min later 54004876 Anonymous
Does cancer hurts or you just get weaker till you die

24 min later 54004890 Anonymous
>>54004868 >Not replying to the post right above yours and actually trying to stop OP from doing it Fucking sissy

25 min later 54004901 Anonymous
>>54004673 You lucky son of a bitch OP, finally done with the Simulation.

26 min later 54004902 Anonymous (1564436276785.jpg 1024x576 32kB)
>>54004809 Going out with a bang is a great idea, anon, regardless of what these moral tags say. I just worry you won't follow through, and you'll die alone, forgotten, and in pain. Sky King yourself anon.

26 min later 54004910 Anonymous
>>54004866 jump out of a plane and don't pull the chute

29 min later 54004926 Anonymous (images - 2019-08-20T090203.982.jpg 480x640 26kB)
>>54004876 The reason why I went to the doctor was because I've been having stomach aches frequently and it was the third day in I row I threw up. There was also blood and I'm not sure that it has anything to do with it. >>54004902 But is there anything else I could do instead of taking other lives with me? Perhaps just ruining something like... A monument or crashing into a famous museum such as the louvre? >>54004910 Should I fall on something?

32 min later 54004951 Anonymous (1565638883148.png 680x383 153kB)
>>54004926 did you manage to accept the fact that this might your end? if I was in your position i might lose my shit

35 min later 54004978 Anonymous (tmUwi-w1.jpg 512x512 27kB)
>>54004951 I was panicking a while ago, but I've calmed down a bit. Doctors said there's been steady increase in the number of survivors in people diagnosed at stage three. People are comforting me. But I still don't want to go. I'm only 20 and my life was changing for the better recently, until today, of course.

37 min later 54004991 Anonymous
It's an honor to die a virgin.

39 min later 54005011 Anonymous
Its not that people don't want to die, its that they don't want to die without doing their lifes goals, which they think they have time to wait for, but they don't.

39 min later 54005013 Anonymous
>>54004991 Incel cope, dying virgin means you were an unlikable antisocial loser, people are going to laugh at him at his funeral

41 min later 54005017 Anonymous
>>54005013 dying a pure virgin will probably make you go to heaven , since god likes pure people

42 min later 54005024 Anonymous
>>54005013 >>54004991 OP here. Not gonna post an image. You fucks are such degenerates that you non ironically think I give a shit about dying a virgin. IT'S FUCKING CANCER, DIPSHITS. I HAVE BIGGER CONCERNS, YOU SHALLOW FUCKS.

44 min later 54005029 Anonymous
>>54005024 dont pay them attention , they are retards who only think about sex

44 min later 54005031 Anonymous
>>54004866 >if there is a god, I hope I've been a good man in their eyes >>54004809 >Probably hijack a bus and run over as many people as I can before crashing/getting shot down. did the cancer kill your brain already?

46 min later 54005042 Anonymous
>>54004978 Are you gonna take chemo? I always tell myself if I got cancer I'd skip chemo, go vegetarian, and maybe smoke a lot of weed for good measure and just try to keep my strength up

47 min later 54005047 Anonymous
>>54005017 There ain't no such thing retard, religions are invented to control people, it's about your own moral values, not rules set by imaginary man who lives in the sky.

47 min later 54005050 Anonymous
>>54005031 >Not giving OP suggestions of better ideas like he asked in >>54004866

48 min later 54005053 Anonymous
>>54005017 >god likes pure people >god

48 min later 54005057 Anonymous
>>54005042 Yes, I will. It's the only way, I guess. I'm a big boy, I guess by then end of it, I won't be a 6'2" stick with 56 kilos.

50 min later 54005069 Anonymous
>>54005047 im not necessarily talking about religions , about talking about God , which exists if you take into account who made the universe ? inb4 it made itself

51 min later 54005073 Anonymous
come to saudi and becom a sissy to an arab sheikh

51 min later 54005077 Anonymous
>>54005069 I'm* talking , (very original)

53 min later 54005087 Anonymous
>>54005069 >who made the universe? Who made god then? Nobody fucking knows anything, stop assuming it's a fact because some retard said so

53 min later 54005093 Anonymous (FD7E45D7-8874-4FFB-B401-873FEF344931.jpg 750x747 192kB)
>>54004673 What is your plans before you kick the bucket? How are you coping with all this? Also is there anything you can give us to look up so we can see your obituary/life?

55 min later 54005108 Anonymous
>>54004673 You can literally die at any moment. All knowing you have cancer does is give you an ETA for death, so you know the time you'll have left more or less, meaning you'll know exactly how much time you got to make your remaining time count. In some ways that might even be considered a blessing.

57 min later 54005118 Anonymous
>>54005087 we live in world full of beginning and ends , so the concept of a entity that doesnt have a start or end in other words eternal , is strange to us

58 min later 54005129 Anonymous
>>54004673 Take out a loan from some bank, dont tell them about your cancer, go fuck hookers do coke, do anything you want with that money, or just try to rob a bank, if you get sentenced you will get free chemo and a stay in the hospital wing witch is actually pretty bearable

1 hours later 54005176 Anonymous
>>54004673 I understand your fear of the events leading up to your death, but actually dying is not something you need to be scared of. Dying is not something you experience, neither is death. It is just your "soul" being released.

1 hours later 54005177 Anonymous
You gonna be okay Anon, dying isn't that bad.

1 hours later 54005181 Anonymous
>>54004809 Stomach cancer is somewhere in the middle of the cancer lethality ladder. By stage three, he meant that it spread to (distant) lymph nodes, but not yet to other organs, right? If so, if it doesn't spread to the liver or brain, you might have a fighting chance to live more than 5 years. Chemo has gotten much better. source: molecular geneticist researching biological drugs (ex. rituximab etc.)

1 hours later 54005182 Anonymous
Why not help people instead of trying to be a dick, op?

1 hours later 54005195 Anonymous
>>54005108 This is babbys first death advice. You don't understand terminal illness, so don't try.

1 hours later 54005532 Anonymous
>>54004673 In moments like this, we all worship Nurgle

1 hours later 54005568 Anonymous (1536106406672.jpg 959x960 129kB)
>>54005093 My plan is to simply fight this cancer and keep on doing what I normally do which is vidya and play football with my friends until I physically cannot go on to the field (association football). As for personal information, I'd rather not, given that I know there's at least one anon that lives in my neighborhood that I know of. >>54005108 Well, I hope I go out in my sleep then. >>54005129 Tobbing a bank and being successful would be some great aerenaline rush. I might invest the money in bitcoin or something. If I actually do this, I want a way to donate it all to you guys. So keep an eye out for bank robberies in Brazil. >>54005176 To be fair, I'm actually scared of the pain. I don't want to suffer. >>54005181 It's in my bloodstream, the doctors said. >>54005182 Like? I've done a lot of voluntary work with the elders, children with cancer, orphans and homeless people. >>54005532 Who is Nurgle?

1 hours later 54005611 Anonymous
>>54005568 NURGLE IS LOVE! NURGLE IS LIFE! ALL PRAISE THE PLAGUE FATHER WITH THE CORPSE OF DEATH!

2 hours later 54005689 Anonymous (images_8.jpg 527x582 35kB)
>>54005611 Nigger, I asked who is nurgle.

2 hours later 54005803 Anonymous
>>54005568 >It's in my bloodstream, the doctors said. As in, confirmed with histology? If so then yes, there's a high risk of cancer progression to other organs. For now, they'll likely focus on targeting the primary tumor (stomach) with chemo or even surgery and then watch out for any metastasis (and treat that). Keep fighting, anon.

2 hours later 54005846 Anonymous (images.png 552x555 23kB)
>>54005803 I don't know what's a histology.

2 hours later 54005868 Anonymous
>>54005846 Confirmed for larp desdess

2 hours later 54005915 Anonymous
>>54004735 Avoid eating sugar and learn about water fasting and dry fasting to cure cancer. Depending how advanced it is you might be able to cure it with fasting. Cancer cells cannot maintain themselves under the strenuous conditions of fasting. Fasting before chemo has also been shown to improve its effectiveness. Having turmeric tea will help with inflammation and a bit of the pain. Good luck, anon.

2 hours later 54005939 Anonymous
>>54004673 God chose to take you out early. Be thankful, or continue to panic. Go do drugs, drink, live for the rest of us dead walking for what time you have

2 hours later 54005957 Anonymous (marcus.jpg 374x375 37kB)
this is an opportunity anon youve got to do as much as you can with the time you have left, do everything you want to do within reason, go abroad, hire a whore, do all the drugs (only when your nearing the end dont start doing drugs today or some shit)

2 hours later 54005968 Anonymous
anon you can do whatever you want now, (dont shoot up a school or some mental shit )

2 hours later 54005978 Anonymous (1565968123293m.jpg 1024x575 66kB)
>>54004673 I'm sorry senpai, hang in there. Remember there is always hope. Go to church. No really, go to church it will help

2 hours later 54006014 Anonymous
>>54005968 I don't want to shoot up a school. But why exactly shouldn't I?

2 hours later 54006061 Anonymous
>>54006014 theres no point in it, you'll just cause pain and suffering, and be remembered as a cunt

2 hours later 54006088 Anonymous
You lucky bastard. Have fun in Gensokyo.

2 hours later 54006119 Anonymous
>>54004809 Not only are you gonna die of cancer, but you will also die in a jail cell surrounded by screeching niggers for making terroristic threats

2 hours later 54006147 Anonymous
>>54006119 >Not reading the rest of the thread. You must be fun at parties, anon.

2 hours later 54006200 Anonymous
>>54006014 if you wanna go out with a bang, find a warzone and go fight on either side of it, go out shooting jihahdis and be remembered as a good man

3 hours later 54006398 Anonymous
>>54005568 Pro tip: If you are going to do a bank job make sure to do it with prop guns not real ones If you get caught the sentence is lower. T. Lawyer

3 hours later 54006451 bionicle
>>54004926 why not initiate a kyoani-tier fire on the louvre during the night then? no1 will get hurt but all that art will be lost. win~win if you ask me.

3 hours later 54006466 Anonymous (images (88).jpg 554x554 50kB)
>>54006398 You're a lawyers in the US, right? I'm not in the US.

3 hours later 54006517 Anonymous
>>54005689 A Chaos god of Pestilence, Decay and NEETs in Warhammer

3 hours later 54006543 Anonymous
if you feel overwhelmed try praying

3 hours later 54006551 Anonymous
What drugs have you wanted to try? May as well try them now. What about sex? Are you a virgin? Time to hire a hooker. Fuck it, share her with a friend and double team her, have that bonding moment. They're not gonna say nah to the cancer guy.

3 hours later 54006564 Anonymous
>>54004673 Im sorry anon. If I could hug you I would. If it makes you feel any better it may not kill you. If it does, I want you to remember that you are loved. By your family, your friends, by me. I have stared death and I have felt its power. I promise when it begins to happen, youll find peace. Even in my six seconds, I found peace.

3 hours later 54006566 Anonymous
>>54005195 Of course I don't understand suddenly having a defined time limit, but what's the point of getting all worked up over it barring the initial shock? We all die anyway, be it in 5 minutes or 50 years. I've never had any terminal illness and I can count several times in my life I've nearly died and so I've worked to ensure I have minimal regret if I do since my luck sucks so much. It's alright to vent, but you should just try to live your last days in a way that is as fulfilling as possible.

3 hours later 54006572 Anonymous
Fuck all these normalfags. Kill as many of these scum as possible. Why should you have to die while these piece of shits live? Go out with a bang.

3 hours later 54006576 Anonymous
>>54004809 dont do that. if you want to go out with a bang, talk to your local government and enlist yourself as a tool against jihad. suicide bombers have a disadvantage over you; they fear death for it does not look at them.

3 hours later 54006586 Anonymous
Don't go the sad route. Make the days count. Live life. Have the best times. Live your final days in joys without care, rather than misery without care.

3 hours later 54006592 Anonymous
>>54005689 Get the fuck out newfag Original

3 hours later 54006598 Anonymous
>>54004926 what do you hope to accomplish by destroying art, monuments, innocents, etc? Im genuinely curious. I dont think I could ever commit a mass shooting or something like that but I do believe heavily in selective violence. I just dont see the point. Your actions even if you kill dozens, will not be remembered. Attack jihad instead of emulating it.

3 hours later 54006612 Anonymous
>>54004978 Do chemo. It helped my friend a lot. And his cancer was stage 2 approaching stage 3. It was something with a tumor near his heart. Remission now.

3 hours later 54006614 Anonymous
>>54004809 I won't say it's alright but I'm in the same boat anon. I have extensive stage SCLC for which I'm no longer receiving treatment, only 8 years older than you too. How are you feeling? Any symptoms?

3 hours later 54006622 Anonymous
You have cancer, these moralfags are not thinking "oh how terrible", they're thinking "better you than me". Why give them the satisfaction of mocking you? do what must be done, Purge these filth.

3 hours later 54006635 Anonymous
>>54006622 Ignore this poster, delusional retards abound Nice cope LOOSER

3 hours later 54006652 Anonymous (1565091694963.jpg 1024x1024 133kB)
>>54006622 Glow moar faggot

3 hours later 54006680 Anonymous
>>54006635 >>54006652 Shut the fuck up lefty/pol/ dickheads. Dying of cancer will make OP another statistic, going with his plan to go out with a bang will make him known. May become infamous, but he'll never be forgotten.

3 hours later 54006698 Anonymous (1556014015482.jpg 406x527 74kB)
>>54004673 if you have no desire to live then don't bother. i would suggest you fight. there are many individuals who recover from these sorts of illnesses, but what remains consistent is that they were convinced they would not die.

3 hours later 54006700 Anonymous (e81d08f571d46818237c354cb3d8a4f1f4a775d6_hq.jpg 480x768 44kB)
Go to church and repent your life of sin so you may be with God in your final days. You don't have much time save your soul before you pass away, or be tortured in hell for eternity your choice anon :)

3 hours later 54006731 Anonymous
>>54006680 Fuck off nigger. Let OP actually enjoy his final days instead of turning him into turning him into your bonus check. Feds need to gtfo

4 hours later 54006962 Anonymous
>>54006566 This is stomach cancer were talking about, he's gonna be screaming for days even with the damn medication until he dies. This isn't a time limit, he's gonna go through hell on earth till he expires ungracefully.

4 hours later 54006983 Anonymous
>>54004866 Kill the Clintons, or some other political figure.

4 hours later 54007207 Anonymous (images - 2019-07-29T060633.671.jpg 499x499 23kB)
>>54006592 >Telling me to get the fuck out Lmao it's not like I have a choice, sissy incel. Have sex. >>54006598 Adrenaline like I've never experienced and probably never will. It's only a plan to follow through once I know I will die. Right now, there's still a chance for me to survive. >>54006612 Yes, I'm going to do chemo. Thanks for the inspiring words. >>54006614 Appart from the constant stomach aches and throwing up, blood included... I'm not sure. >>54006698 That's my plan for now. >>54006983 >Actually killing Bolsonaro Sounds like top kek to me. Thanks everyone else for siggesting me to go to church and all kind words. I really appreciate it and motivates me to just fucking push through it.

4 hours later 54007385 Anonymous
>>54004673 I am sorry, make the most of what time you have left. Good luck Mr Anon, see you on the other side.

4 hours later 54007466 Anonymous
>>54006680 yeah, he'll just be remembered as a cunt

4 hours later 54007474 Anonymous
>>54007466 He will be remembered as a legend, alongside that guy with the scooby lamb who jerked off to his mom

4 hours later 54007480 Anonymous
See, this is why I don't give a shit about my health. You're gonna lose anyway. It's not like you live indefinitely unless you fuck up. We all have a shelf life, might as well enjoy yourself.

5 hours later 54007501 Anonymous
>>54004673 blow up the statue of liberty

5 hours later 54007545 Anonymous
>obvious larp >48 posters in this thread never change /r9k/, never change. dont give up that single digit iq

5 hours later 54007555 Anonymous
>>54004735 How the fuck do you get cancer at age 20? I'm fucking 20. Jesus, I'm sorry Anon. I didn't know it was possible to get cancer so early. Fuck....

5 hours later 54007611 Anonymous
>>54007207 Stupid attention seeking cunt. Should've just posted this on reddit, at least you could've got that sweet karma and gold. As far as your cancer goes, I hope you fucking die for wasting my time with this liberal snowflake thread

5 hours later 54008028 Anonymous (09xfw0okcrh21.jpg 960x539 40kB)
>>54004673 Hey OP, I suggest you stop eating. Your cancer is spreading because you are giving it sustenance by ingesting food. Start water fasting while taking electrolytes (google snake juice) for as long as possible. The longest recorded fast of this sort has been done by a scotsman called Angus Barbieri. He fasted for 382 days. If you do have to refeed, only ingest fats to stay in ketosis, as cancer needs carbohydrates to survive. Good luck

5 hours later 54008065 Anonymous
>>54007545 Not sure it's a LARP, friend of mine was in a nearly identical situation and he posted on here

5 hours later 54008214 Anonymous (1563614670365.jpg 851x1200 336kB)
there's no need to thank me, OP.

5 hours later 54008231 Anonymous (snowing.gif 500x373 666kB)
Thread theme: https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2H4l9R pkwM

6 hours later 54008305 Anonymous
>>54008028 Isn't it strange how its illegal for doctors to give dietary advice in regards to cancer treatment?

6 hours later 54008348 Anonymous (unnamed-4.jpg 720x540 73kB)
>>54008028 listen to this based anon

6 hours later 54008363 Anonymous
>>54004673 I'm really sorry anon. Try your best to get help beyond just chemo. Find the best dr in your area and ask him for advice and referrals. Don't rely on chemo. >>54005689 Nergal is the god of the underworld in the Babylonian religion. He's the god of death and pestilence These zoomer's think he's a video game character...

6 hours later 54008382 Sangriel
>>54008363 Nergal also had leukemia

6 hours later 54008395 Anonymous
>>54005846 Histology is the study of micro biology. In your case the cells in your blood stream.

6 hours later 54008418 Anonymous
>>54008363 It's a tabletop game little, zoomy. Not everything is on computers you know.

6 hours later 54008441 Anonymous
>>54008382 You must be some special kind of retarded. The Jewish god has full blown aids from taking black dick.

6 hours later 54008472 Anonymous
>>54008418 Not a Zoomer but you are correct. I was too poor and never had friends to play those board games back then. Gtfo normalscum.

6 hours later 54008502 Anonymous
>>54004809 >Probably hijack a bus and run over as many people as I can ghee I wonder why god gave you cancer

6 hours later 54008510 Sangriel
>>54008441 I'm talking about the frontman for Behemoth

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