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2019-08-20 10:45 54004424 Anonymous (himym1.jpg 2048x1363 167kB)
is this sitcom basically how normies are irl or no >t. Aspie

11 min later 54004425 Anonymous
>>54004424 No Normies would be like if this show had the worst actors and a director that is a gigantic faggot.

13 min later 54004426 Anonymous
>>54004424 no. look how insufferable millenials had become, especially the ones who watched friends.

15 min later 54004427 Anonymous
>>54004425 >>54004426 your reasonings arent supporting your answers

16 min later 54004428 Anonymous
No. Normies constantly trying to copy annoying things which makes them even more subhuman.

17 min later 54004429 Anonymous
>>54004424 Normies are much fatter and dumber.

18 min later 54004430 Anonymous
>>54004424 why? are trying to watch this over and over in hopes you'll develop behaviors and habits exhibited by normoids?

28 min later 54004431 Anonymous
>>54004424 >tv >reality Pic one, retard.

30 min later 54004432 Anonymous
>>54004424 In real life Ted would get about 1% of the female attention he received on the show. Barney would be gay, so casting was spot on for that one. Marshall would be married to a woman somewhat out of his league but cheat on her anyway with a chubby woman.

31 min later 54004433 Anonymous
Sitcom characters are way more rude than in real life, many people try to emulate sitcom characters in social situations and end up acting like dicks. Plus their lives are more fast paced, people feel like if they don't have a new gf every week or some fresh drama to be embroiled in then they're missing out. TV has greatly exacerbated peoples insecurity of missing out, to the point that they lurk Instagram every 20 minutes and give constant updates on what they ate and when they shat it out. The worst offender is the big bang theory - nerds with a rotating harem of women, high paying high status jobs, always into something... a real life version of BBT would be boring as fuck and probably look more like Welcome to the NHK, with Leonard in a dark room 5 beers deep, hot gluing his waifu and dropping some shitposts on the chans, only to fall asleep as YouTube autoplays in the background.

35 min later 54004434 Anonymous
>>54004432 >In real life Ted would get about 1% of the female attention he received on the show This is one of the main reasons I dropped this show. Ted is an insuffarable faggot.

35 min later 54004435 Anonymous
>>54004432 Based

37 min later 54004436 Anonymous
Anytime I saw this show I swear it was sponsored by some Alcoholic Beverage Industry lobbying organization. They drink almost as often as the gang on Its Always Sunny, but with none of the self realization of it.

40 min later 54004437 Anonymous
Best part of the show is realizing that everything that happens on the screen is Ted's telling of events to his children. So every sexual encounter is him telling his kids about which women he fucked. Dad of the year!

41 min later 54004438 Anonymous
>>54004432 You're forgetting that Ted and Barney were loaded as fuck. Barney made something like 6 mil per year, which isn't bad.

42 min later 54004439 Anonymous
>>54004436 That's what people in their 20s do, anon. They party every weekend. I did it too in high school and college before I decided I wanted to quit.

42 min later 54004440 Anonymous
>>54004432 >In real life Ted would get about 1% of the female attention he received on the show. True. Plus he'd probably get his ass kicked for being a weirdo 'nice guy' obsessing over girls.

43 min later 54004441 Anonymous
>>54004436 It’s Always Sunny is unironically as 4chan as a sitcom gets

44 min later 54004442 Anonymous
>>54004432 >>54004434 >>54004440 You may be underestimating the depravity of the modern NYC "woman"

45 min later 54004443 Anonymous
>>54004438 Being rich doesn't stop someone from being a homosexual. Ted wasn't particularly well off.

46 min later 54004444 Anonymous
>>54004441 Wholeheartedly agree. I like to larp as early seasons Archer as well.

46 min later 54004445 Anonymous
>>54004442 Thanks for brining that up. The women on the show don't match the typical middle class women you'll find in NYC.

48 min later 54004446 Anonymous (1565497392807.gif 296x367 2380kB)
>>54004424 I want to suck the chin of the chick on the right. Hard and deep

49 min later 54004447 Anonymous
>>54004424 War movies are an accurate representation of war

50 min later 54004448 Anonymous
>>54004424 Not even close.

50 min later 54004449 Anonymous
>>54004446 wtf gimme the source!!!!!!!!

52 min later 54004450 Anonymous
>>54004424 its how they wish they were

53 min later 54004451 Anonymous
>>54004447 Some are, but they're few and far between. Nothing will ever match it though, just like porn will never match sex, or a concert or race on TV will never be the same as being there

54 min later 54004452 Anonymous
>>54004449 Just Google it anon, jesus.

54 min later 54004453 Anonymous
>>54004449 its literally in the gif dude

57 min later 54004454 Anonymous
>>54004446 based

57 min later 54004455 Anonymous (1551830851561.png 748x2094 702kB)
>>54004446 >that gif joke's on you, I have already googled it years ago

1 hours later 54004456 Anonymous
>>54004424 Nope, life ain't work like TV.

1 hours later 54004457 Anonymous
>>54004456 They think it be like it is, but it don't.

1 hours later 54004458 Anonymous
>>54004433 >a real life version of BBT would be boring as fuck and probably look more like Welcome to the NHK, with Leonard in a dark room 5 beers deep, hot gluing his waifu and dropping some shitposts on the chans, only to fall asleep as YouTube autoplays in the background. Holy shit, this would be amazing. Also, i would add that he goes to the gym in the hope of "making it" some day but makes very little progress and that he is constanly laughed at by all the other gym goers.

1 hours later 54004459 Anonymous
>>54004456 >Nope, life ain't work like TV. This. Never try to emulate a sitcom. You'll end up acting like the biggest piece of shit on Earth, and everyone will either openly or secretly hate your guts. Life isn't some quip-fest. >>54004424 If you're truly an autist, just follow the following: 1. Look good. Hit the gym. Don't be fat. Get a good haircut. 2. Be kind. Don't be a dick, but don't be a servile worm either. 3. Have hobbies or skills that make you interesting. Like painting fat chicks.

1 hours later 54004460 Anonymous
>>54004450 This, it is the way normies idialize themselves.

1 hours later 54004461 Anonymous
>>54004459 >3. Have hobbies or skills that make you interesting. Like painting fat chicks. They don't. Nothing will make an autistic retard interesting, it isn't what you do but how you say it that makes it interesting to normies especially all the personal experiences, fee fees and gossip that they want to hear. A normalfagnig can talk about going to the gym and make it interesting by adding all sorts of pseudo drama stories to it.

1 hours later 54004462 Anonymous (hqdefault.jpg 480x360 17kB)
>>54004433 Your description of TBBT isn't far off from the original pilot episode.

1 hours later 54004463 Anonymous
If you are looking for examples of true normism watch any influencer on YouTube with more than a million subscribers

1 hours later 54004464 Anonymous
>>54004463 Not Op, but i would need to see how normies interact on a daily basis with each other, what they talk about, what kind of "jokes" they make, what they think is socially acceptable and what isn't, what do they text each other, what do they do when they hang out, etc. I feel like an alien

1 hours later 54004465 Anonymous
>>54004464 Check out Facebook for these observation you just listed

2 hours later 54004466 Anonymous
>>54004442 Fair enough. But even then in reality Ted wouldn't be pulling the quality ladies he is, he'd get the ugly desperate ones who will put up with his shit.

2 hours later 54004467 Anonymous
I'm not sure I've seen a full episode of this normie trash

2 hours later 54004671 Anonymous (1539724243443.jpg 640x615 145kB)
>>54004424 most normies are quite boring and more antisocial than r9k would think

3 hours later 54004771 Anonymous
>>54004433 Thank you for this answer, like serious , never looked at it this way, this helps me alot

3 hours later 54004881 Anonymous
>>54004424 I can still remember some episode I had on in the background while doing something else (I don't watch this crap, works as a background noise) any who, one of the guys were talking with the group and explained he hadn't >had sex for 3.. and the group replied >"oh but 3 weeks is fine, it happens even to me sometimes" cut to flashback and he says >"3 months" to some girl, back to the group and the all gasp and go "3 MONTHS" As if that was an amazingly long time and it just blew my mind how dumb the show is and I guess it gave an insight to how normies work as this apparently was a really big deal and the worst kind of dry spell.. Normies really have it rough, don't they

5 hours later 54006032 Anonymous (1548356482072.png 754x419 345kB)
>>54004433 That felt like some actual insight. Thank you.

5 hours later 54006076 Anonymous
>>54004433 engineers and physicists in real life have wives and kids though. it would be boring but it would be like watching someone just talk about investing and going to sports games.

5 hours later 54006149 Lucifer
>>54004424 Did everyone forget about this show? It seems like it didn't have any of the cultural impact Friends had.

6 hours later 54006633 Anonymous
>>54006149 The ending ruined it for a lot of people.

6 hours later 54006786 Anonymous
>really enjoy this show and it's characters >watch the final episode >can't stand this heaping pile of shit anymore Who else is with me on this?

7 hours later 54007040 Anonymous
>>54004881 Thats THE joke you fucking idiot, 3 months isnt that long to normies either. To be exceedingly clear for your autism computerbrain, the gasp was the joke of the scene

7 hours later 54007289 Anonymous
>>54004424 no but it's how normalfags see themselves

7 hours later 54007310 Anonymous
>>54004432 Not really: Ted would be filthy rich but everyone would stay away from him because of his whiny and unbearable personality. Being his friend would be like a challenge. Robin would be either a dyke or stay manly woman, so she would most likely would be taken and married to some pushover or just some other dyke, since she is a manly/dominant female. Barney would be gay and easy target for leeches/gold diggers all the time, so he would likely die poor and alone or get killed by some leech that would want to inherit all his shit. Marshall would stay a pushover and a cuckold, and would marry a woman that would cheat on him. Lilly would be a bitch and everyone would be scared of saying anything to her, since she's always bossy, arrogant, and bitchy.

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