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2019-07-16 12:14 53398027 Anonymous (The broken Bloomer.png 720x780 453kB)
Today is my birthday and I'm rather lonely.
Maybe a femanon could wish me happy birthday over vocaroo,
Or maybe some anon (doesn't matter what gender you are)
could narrate something for me?
1 min later 53398046 Anonymous (Oc8qBcP.jpg 944x1000 324kB)
Cheer up dude. Happy bday!
5 min later 53398141 Anonymous
>>53398027
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pug9hWwX9n
what do you want narrated?
7 min later 53398198 Anonymous
>>53398141
Happy early birthday,
Hold on for like 3mins I'll pull it up, if I can find it
8 min later 53398210 Anonymous (Blank+_9cea3370309d31a96fdc71aca8d9d44b.jpg 1920x1080 495kB)
>>53398141
Why can't I have a qt birthday gf REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
9 min later 53398221 Anonymous
>>53398141
that was nice femanon Im glad someone is cared for on here
14 min later 53398351 Anonymous
>>53398141
Here it is
"It was late winter, and I was walking just outside the city, it was unusually cold that night. I'm often a solitary type, but, it was the first time in a long time that I've truly felt lonely,
I knew I had ruined the most meaningful friendship of my life and it was all my fault.
The city lights in the distant felt cold, those pale orange streets lights seemed like they were ushering me deep into the night. This would be the start of some very bad times for me, yet it was strangely comforting to walk in the dim glow of a cold night."
15 min later 53398373 Anonymous
>>53398210
Is it your birthday too?
That's cool if you are.
I turn 32 today and I feel like i'm 80 on the inside.
17 min later 53398401 Anonymous
>>53398373
No, but happy birthday, unless you've had a gf, then get out.
18 min later 53398439 Anonymous
>>53398027
Timestamp your address. I'll send you mushrooms.
20 min later 53398464 Anonymous
>>53398141
Plis tell me you're a hucow
21 min later 53398487 Anonymous
>>53398439
No thanks anon.
I don't want to trip when I'm in this state of mind.
21 min later 53398494 Anonymous
>>53398351
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0EWP96iGfuH
sorry i fucked it up a bit kek
>>53398464
im a chestlet
25 min later 53398588 Anonymous
>>53398494
Are you a Bong or Australian? You hide your accent but it still sneaks through sometimes.
26 min later 53398611 Anonymous
>>53398494
Wait a second are you rose??
26 min later 53398613 Anonymous
>>53398588
neither, and i dont try to hide my accent i just have a neutral voice
im irish
26 min later 53398614 Anonymous
>>53398494
Please stay away from internet autists please. for your own sake.
27 min later 53398630 Anonymous
>>53398588
Sounds Asian.
28 min later 53398639 Anonymous
>>53398611
no i am not
>>53398614
too late, ive been browsing r9k for around 3 years now
28 min later 53398642 Anonymous
>>53398494
Plis be my gf, I haven't seen or smelt a woman in over three months. This conversation actually has me excited
30 min later 53398661 Anonymous
>>53398613
If ur in America I'll take u out for noodles and a walk thru the park.
30 min later 53398668 Anonymous
>>53398613
You do have an accent, and I can hear the deliberate crispness in your voice. Pronunciate harder roastie.
33 min later 53398716 Anonymous
>>53398642
do you often smell women? im told im smelt nice, though
>>53398661
im not in america nor am i trying to end up like bianca noah fence
33 min later 53398717 Anonymous
>>53398027
>:(
It'll be ok anon. Happy birthday. I love you
34 min later 53398743 Anonymous
>>53398716
Are you asian/mixed asian?
35 min later 53398778 Anonymous
>>53398716
Definitely would if given the chance. So is that a yes?
37 min later 53398810 Anonymous
>>53398743
nope, im irish
>>53398778
i decline on being your gf, but feel free to smell me
38 min later 53398830 Anonymous
I know this isn't the thread but, how do I make threads anons? I keep using Text to Ascii converters but it still keeps saying Non-Ascii characters aren't allowed.
>"Being THIS new"
Yes I know I'm new, I've just never used this board until now
39 min later 53398845 Anonymous (+you+too+buddy+autism+make+socializing+hard+and+i+_88bd5c7fb1b0363a935681ac6777c111.jpg 657x635 60kB)
>>53398830
You're probably a dumb nigger using smartquotes or some gay shit. I'm announcing a sage
39 min later 53398847 Anonymous (wr0e7z1zyqe21.png 620x417 261kB)
>>53398810
How is it living in Ireland?
40 min later 53398861 Anonymous
>>53398830
it happens to me when i include apostrophes when i try to phone post
40 min later 53398866 Anonymous
>>53398830
>>53398830
Maybe it's best you don't post here.
>>53398810
Thank you femanon, You helped me on the nightwalk documentary project.
If you don't want me to use that narration I won't. but, if you say yes to that your voice will be featured on the doc when it gets finished.
Is that okay?
43 min later 53398916 Anonymous
>>53398810
This is why we can't have nice things, all you just had to do was say yes but no
45 min later 53398959 Anonymous
>>53398810
Ffs Scotty add me on discord and go on a week long bender with me as we travel Europe
46 min later 53398975 Anonymous
>>53398861
I'm on my computer
>>53398845
>smartquotes
Not at all
47 min later 53398994 Anonymous
>>53398847
Ireland is good, but its been a bit boring
>>53398866
yeah you can use it no problem, is there anything you want help with. im intrigued by the night walk documentary as i often nightwalk, i am getting a bike so i can night cycle
>>53398916
yes but no
47 min later 53398997 Anonymous
>>53398141
thanks for being a nice femanon
48 min later 53399023 Anonymous
>>53398994
Ur doing it again
48 min later 53399032 Anonymous (Blank+_598f6425c4e2011a6bb9dcf4efc256bf.jpg 960x952 141kB)
Imagine an Irish gf that wouldn't judge you for having red hair
49 min later 53399042 Anonymous
>>53398994
Am I not enough for you?
50 min later 53399055 Anonymous (large.jpg 736x731 68kB)
Come on femanon, dont hijack the thread.
>>53398027
Happy birthday dude. Please accept this cute dog pic as my humble gift
50 min later 53399059 Anonymous
>>53398994
Glad you approve, So basically,
Here is the quick rundown
We are making a documentary (I have an online team assembled and there's even a disco-rd
HereQuestions/Talking Points:
-What do you think about when you Nightwalk?
-Where do you go on a nightwalk?
-Why do you nightwalk?
-Can you think of a turning point in your life?
-What was your favourite time in your life?
-What do you look forward to?
-Do you think things will ever change for you?
-How do you feel about normies? Why?
-Do you think there is anything beautiful in life?
-Do you have a favorite memory from old r9k?
-If you could be Charismatic, Handsome,Attractive,Dominant (CHAD) for a day what would you do?
-What do you think needs to happen for r9k to change for the better or is it lost forever?
-Are there any other ways you cope with the current state of the world?
DOs and DON'Ts of submissions:
-Do try and have at least decent audio and film quality
-Don't make it all about virgin tfw no gf
-Don't show your face or show the inside of your house or anything that would get you doxxed
-Do have something unique to talk about. Do try and show a unique place along your nightwalks. It doesn't have to be the destination it can be a place you just pass by. are prompts (optional)
e-mail it to nightwalkerproj@gmail[dot] {com}
51 min later 53399076 Anonymous
>>53398994
If you think Ireland is boring be glad you don't live in Wales
53 min later 53399125 Anonymous
>>53399055
you're right anon, i dont want to hijack the thread
femanon signing out
56 min later 53399185 Anonymous
>>53399125
Wait Irish femanon, please don't go just yet, I hope you at least got the info for the nightwalk project. :(
58 min later 53399211 Anonymous
https://vocaroo.com/i/s02b3TbXuOHp
<3 <3 <3
1 hours later 53399272 Anonymous
>>53399185
i did, i will submit something to the email when i get better audio n filming quality in a few days
1 hours later 53399302 Anonymous
>>53399211
Wow you playing with my boys heart not cool
1 hours later 53399342 Anonymous
>>53399272
Thank you so much, I look forward to your submission. There's a discord posted in another thread about the doc.
If you have any questions you can e-mail or ask in the dis-cord.
1 hours later 53399347 Anonymous
>>53398027
Happy Birthday, Anon. You shouldn't be lonely.
1 hours later 53399362 Anonymous
>>53399211
I luv u 2
1 hours later 53399370 Anonymous
>>53399211
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s02b3TbXuOHp
Almost for to thank you for that clip.
Even though you don't know me that felt very nice to hear.
>>53399302
Don't worry dude, it cheered me up to hear that.
1 hours later 53399384 Anonymous
>>53399302
I originally am not. :(
1 hours later 53399389 Anonymous
>>53399211
You all realize that it's a man right? He's using a voice changer. I suggest he looks for like an anti-reverb feature or something. He tries to sound like a mommy but maleness still gets through.
1 hours later 53399418 Anonymous
>>53399370
I'm glad it felt nice. :) How old are you today? Do you want me to keep talking?
1 hours later 53399462 Anonymous
>>53399389
You think I sound manly? :( I'm not using a voice changer but now I'm insecure. And I do talk like a mommy sometimes, I'm insecure about that as well... :(
1 hours later 53399495 Anonymous (Classy Mami..jpg 1181x768 257kB)
>>53399418
Yes I want you to keep talking and I'm 32 today,
Wow I feel like I'm 80 on the inside though.
>>53399462
No need to feel insecure, I believe you are female and I enjoy your mommy voice.
1 hours later 53399505 Anonymous (ladybirb.jpg 474x355 25kB)
>>53398830
have you tried going back to plebbit?
1 hours later 53399513 Anonymous (hi.png 1000x800 376kB)
>>53398027
happy birthday fren, if we all are having a bad time together we'll have a good time
1 hours later 53399549 Anonymous
>>53399462
Oh and AnesdP with a / infront of the A.
That's our discord if you want to join, we are a creative and sometimes crazy bunch.
The deadline for submissions is July 22nd.
A week from today, But, we might extend the deadline incase submissions run dry.
1 hours later 53399568 Anonymous
>>53399513
Thanks, fren,
I'm having a less bad time being on here, posting with you.
Good to know there are still some decent robots around.
I'm going to try harder to have a good time.
1 hours later 53399577 Anonymous
>>53399568
do you have a favorite album? ill listen with you if you do
1 hours later 53399609 Anonymous
>>53399577
Actually I don't I like a couple of songs here and there but, I don't think I have a full album that is my favorite.
Do you have a favorite album?
1 hours later 53399647 Anonymous (untitled.png 396x427 387kB)
>>53399609
it might be mega basic but in the aeroplane over the sea by neutral milk hotel is great, not too long and its nice sounding
1 hours later 53399690 Anonymous
>>53399495
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ik8bCXwdcy
I'm sorry this came out weird idk what to say lol
1 hours later 53399731 Anonymous (__original_drawn_by_mike_inel__5c7cb65b0a9146eab9bed99e146e620b.gif 500x281 290kB)
>>53399690
DADDY
I
S
S
U
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S
This voice sounds a lot more authentic.
1 hours later 53399787 Anonymous
>>53399690
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ik8bCXwdcy
Wow, that is quite nice. You make me feel so much more hopeful about the future!
Are you an angel? An irish angel?
1 hours later 53399794 Anonymous
>>53399731
I don't have daddy issues! I just like men who are older than me. And early 30s is my preferred age range. I'm in my early 20s and the age gap is fun.
1 hours later 53399810 Anonymous
>>53399647
Ah that takes me back I'll listen to it now in your honor anon.
Good times, good times.
1 hours later 53399839 Anonymous
>>53399794
OP here,
Too bad I live in North America, on the opposite coast of where you are Femanon, but, it probably wouldn't work out either way.
1 hours later 53399845 Anonymous
>>53399794
>I don't have daddy issues! I just like men who are older than me.
I'm not gay, I just love having my backside blown apart by hot, throbbing cocks.
1 hours later 53399861 Anonymous
>>53399839
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14taMB6cBtn
I'm not the same femanon as earlier! I'm from North America too. :)
1 hours later 53399863 Anonymous
>>53398027
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1f98JnjoYcN
1 hours later 53399878 Anonymous (cute_iguess.jpg 900x900 106kB)
>>53399845
She can think whatever she wants, as long as she's a good girl I'll be happy
1 hours later 53399879 Anonymous
>>53399845
Liking older men has nothing to do with my dad. He's a good dad, he didn't mess me up at all.
1 hours later 53399880 Anonymous
>>53399794
>the age gap is fun
Well thats what I tried to tell the police but they didnt wanna here it
1 hours later 53399907 Anonymous
>>53399863
Cute voice but turn the TV off next time
1 hours later 53399913 Anonymous (Ai+wont+take+over+the+world+with+guns+and+explosions+_1fbc46360a7dd4daf0379167bce9de43.jpg 273x273 39kB)
>>53399863
>tfw even on /r9k/ other people have better birthdays than you could ever have
1 hours later 53399927 Anonymous
>>53399907
couldn't find the remote haha thanks
1 hours later 53399948 Anonymous
>>53399913
I know your feel even the people that are supposed to be the loneliest get more attention than I do in a month
1 hours later 53399954 Anonymous
>>53399913
This made me blush. Because of embarrassment I didn't want to open this thread again but I'm glad I did :')
1 hours later 53399979 Anonymous (large cheers.png 1200x1200 672kB)
>>53399810
glad to hit your nostalgia anon
1 hours later 53400219 Anonymous
>>53398351
I got one with my deep voice and shitty quality
want to hear it?
1 hours later 53400259 Anonymous (+_11b112c0e3a092ab8c5b458c55e1afb8.gif 326x245 101kB)
>>53400219
Let's fucking go faggot. It's not my birthday but I want to hear it.
1 hours later 53400289 Anonymous
>>53399954
Maybe we can talk more if you join the discord femanon. If we don't just know that I think you are beautiful and it was very nice to hang out with you in the thread.
1 hours later 53400315 Anonymous
>>53400259
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kjkb2w3gEw
here we go
1 hours later 53400325 Anonymous
>>53399861
Thank you femanon!
I live in Vegas.
Doubt you do but it's very nice to hear you.
1 hours later 53400339 Anonymous (1562392521398.png 483x491 245kB)
>>53399913
>mfw i just realized no girl has ever wished me happy birthday
1 hours later 53400354 Anonymous
>>53400315
There's a shitton of noise. I had the same problem, and could right click the recording thing and "reduce echo". Made it quieter, but cleaned up a lot of the noise.
Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAk ZT_4vL_Y
1 hours later 53400483 Anonymous
>>53400289
That is really sweet. Thank you so much. It means a lot to me! Would you mind sending your name or the server again if you already did?
1 hours later 53400497 Anonymous (E53217F8-9191-4E7D-9D95-D7D0664803E9.jpg 590x421 28kB)
>>53398141
Stupid fucking bitch show tits or gtfo
2 hours later 53400547 Anonymous (true clowns world.png 750x746 1196kB)
>>53400497
>phone posting
gtfo moron
2 hours later 53400553 Anonymous
>>53398994
>>53398866
>nightwalk documentary project.
I am new to this board, care to tell me about this project ? I do myself some nightwalks and I am a filmmaker
2 hours later 53400556 Anonymous
>>53400497
orbiters will always outnumber wizards
2 hours later 53401020 Anonymous
>>53400289
My discord is smolracoon#3110
Others feel free to add too
2 hours later 53401682 Anonymous
>>53400553
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s14taMB6cBtn
We have a discord and a team assembled, We take text, video, pics and audio of anons who nightwalk and then edit in a way that is sad comfy.
If you have anything you like'd to contribute see the server at the top of the page.
Irish femanon if you are still here the server is
/AnesdP
3 hours later 53402842 Anonymous
>>53401020
Would you mind if I add you?
I literally just downloaded Discord out of complete boredom
4 hours later 53402958 Anonymous (anons bday.jpg 680x1033 72kB)
https://vocaroo.com/i/s01ZdkzptGS1
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