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2019-06-28 04:48 53121361 Anonymous (police.jpg 627x429 65kB)
If someone is suicidal. They send the police to your house with their guns drawn. Let me get this straight. They're gonna stop you from committing suicide by using their guns on you? Uhh how does that make any sense?

1 min later 53121388 Anonymous
>>53121361 You made this same thread yesterday, your question has already been answered.

2 min later 53121401 Anonymous
>>53121361 it doesn't the entire system, from the highest politician down to the average sidewalk cop, is corrupt and unnecessary as fuck the police are not "law enforcement", rather they are the military arm of the tax apparatus that makes sure you give up your shekels by threat of violence and kidnapping

4 min later 53121417 Anonymous
>>53121361 Dead people can't commit suicide.

4 min later 53121419 Anonymous
>>53121361 If suicide was legal then you would have to deal with the repercussions of people unsuccessfully doing it. That means time and money from medical professionals and cops most the time. If you're going to do it, just do it and it doesn't even matter if its illegal. The law is only for the cuck who is so bad at life they can't even properly kill themselves.

6 min later 53121450 Anonymous
>>53121401 The police are law enforcement for the rich and property owners. They don't help lowlifes and the poor they only make sure they do what the rich want. People are always so upset to see rich people get slaps on the wrist when being charged for serious crimes. Do they not realize that the entire system is designed specifically for them?

6 min later 53121453 Anonymous (q564ymgern631.jpg 415x600 24kB)
>>53121361 >Try to destroy public property >Get arrested Hey, I know you're going through some tough shit right now, but we need you to work. If you truly commit yourself and work hard, then some middle manager get a Christmas bonus that will fund his family's trip to Cancun. You wouldn't want to deprive him of that, would you?

9 min later 53121485 Anonymous
>>53121450 >commie >reddit spacing everything in order

9 min later 53121492 Anonymous
>>53121361 My first guess is they try to talk you out of it, they'll offer you therapy and rehab. My second guess is they'll try to taze you or shoot the gun out of your hand if you have one. If you're jumping or hanging, I don't know desu.

13 min later 53121525 Anonymous
>>53121361 >Man is standing at the ledge of a tall building. >Cop has his gun drawn >"Don't jump or I'll shoot". Yes police officers are really this stupid.

16 min later 53121560 Anonymous
>>53121485 >>commie Look here kid, I own my own house. I have two cars, a wife and hopefully a baby on the way soon. I have 16 years of continual working experience and 5 years of upper level education. I understand how life works pretty decently and I understand how the system is intended to run. If you have money you basically get to live life on no clip. You can do what you want. The problem is that those some people have invested interest to keep their wealth which means making it near impossible for other people to join them. They make sure that any tactic that could be used to become wealthy is illegal unless you already have a shit-ton of money. The game has been set in their favor and it won't be changing until heads start rolling. In the meantime the police will continue to conduct business as usual which entails busting heads that bother the rich or affluent. >>reddit spacing I've been coming to 4chan since 2008 (first braiding meme I can think of is The Surgeon, look it up faggot.) I'm still a newfag but you are a newerfag for sure. >everything in order As long as you have money, certainly.

17 min later 53121570 Anonymous
>>53121560 >ive been here since 2008 fucking newfag

32 min later 53121711 Anonymous (1546821540192.gif 300x300 953kB)
>>53121560 go dilate commie

39 min later 53121789 Anonymous
>>53121711 Well thought out response that clearly rebuts my argument. Go hang yourself faggot.

41 min later 53121808 Anonymous
>>53121525 >implying police made the law wow you're dumber than the pigs.

45 min later 53121840 Anonymous (1493478712372.jpg 556x822 71kB)
>>53121789 im not going to waste my time on some rando sperging out, this is the last (you) you'll get commie

46 min later 53121862 Anonymous
>>53121840 Thank you for the decisive debate victory.

47 min later 53121870 Anonymous
>>53121808 >implying it is the law that police officers threaten to shoot potential jumpers no u

48 min later 53121886 Anonymous
>>53121870 >implying that police officers decide what kind of people are recruited as police officers. The rich want people who are as dumb as rocks because they do what they are told without questioning logic or morality.

51 min later 53121920 Anonymous
theres always the helpline, plus you can ask dispatch to send paramedics, or just goto the hosptial and get a psych evaluation. uncertain on your question, like if someone was calling police and clamed to have a weapon and threatened self harm the police would bring their big guns however its for protection of society - doesnt make a lot of sense but its not really a joke either like they dont take that too lightly if you are armed - get help before it gets to that point id say...

52 min later 53121932 Anonymous
53121862 if that makes you feel better about yourself then so be it

55 min later 53121955 Anonymous
>>53121808 What "law" are you referring to?

57 min later 53121976 Anonymous
>>53121932 Lmfao, your childishness of actually typing out the number you are responding to shows how incompetent you are in rationality. You don't give meaningful responses because you are incapable.

57 min later 53121979 Anonymous (file.png 2000x2000 1185kB)
>>53121525 >>53121808 >>53121870 >>53121886 >>53121955 >Your local police doesn't arrive with pic-related as soon as the victim jumps kek

58 min later 53121983 Anonymous
>>53121955 The law that states suicide is illegal I'd assume.

59 min later 53121992 Anonymous
>>53121361 The government doesn't care if your life is shitty or if you're happy or not.. nobody does actually. they only want to stop you from suiciding so you can keep on working and paying taxes even if you're miserable

59 min later 53121995 Anonymous
>>53121361 They're there to help after all.

1 hours later 53122045 Anonymous (49CEB8FB-A371-41A5-A782-BBDC24F2B25E.png 594x582 64kB)
>>53121560 >Look here kid, I own my own house. I have two cars, a wife and hopefully a baby on the way soon. I have 16 years of continual working experience and 5 years of upper level education. And you still hold communist positions, therefore you're a commie. >The game has been set in their favor and it won't be changing until heads start rolling. And that's a good thing. >In the meantime the police will continue to conduct business as usual which entails busting heads that bother the rich or affluent. My uncle is a cop that specifically hates commies. I trust him and the current order infinitely more than gibsmedat monkeys like you. >I've been coming to 4chan since 2008 Moot was on 4chan before any of us, and he's the biggest reddit sellout there is. Go dilate, reddit commie.

1 hours later 53122097 Anonymous (1553378495031.gif 345x230 879kB)
53121976 yeesh stop seething, you have to be at least 18 years old to post here, you know that right?

1 hours later 53122106 Anonymous (15ED4B27-8FF9-4210-9C66-47715CE16CB3.gif 359x371 414kB)
>>53121485 >isn't a bootlicking cuck >"aaaAaHh cOmMiee" kys

1 hours later 53122128 Anonymous
>>53121485 >rightly criticizing an unfair system >commie What the fuck does that have to do with Communism anyway

1 hours later 53122139 Anonymous
>>53122045 My nigga out here really wanting to be bootlicker supreme

1 hours later 53122179 Anonymous (HqwJ.gif 320x240 150kB)
>>53122106 >frogposter and also phonefag

1 hours later 53122290 Anonymous (ojoined-the-police-just-to-kill-people-1472547.png 500x393 90kB)
>>53121361 There's a body cam video out there of a cop going to stop some dude from committing suicide. The guy is sitting at a table holding a knife to himself and the cop comes in screaming "DROP THE KNIIIIIIFE!" and the guy's just staring at the cop. The cop draws his gun on him and screams "DROP THE KNIFE!" again and the guy gets up from the table and the cop shoots him in the head like 7 times. Then you can hear the girl who called the cops outside saying "Did you just fucking shoot him?!" and the cop just starts screaming at her "GET THE FUCK BAAAAACK! GET AWAY FROM THE HOUSE!" and aims his gun at her and it's her fucking house. A lot of cops are just bloodthirsty murderers.

1 hours later 53122310 Anonymous
>>53121450 >The police are law enforcement for the rich and property owners. The rich have to pay big money for little help. Trust me, personal guards are a lot better than the police, and often times they're cheaper (taxes aren't free).

1 hours later 53122361 Anonymous
>>53121361 my local pd literally backed down and left and let some guy blow his brains out a month or two ago

1 hours later 53122390 Anonymous
>>53122290 can i get a link, anon? >A lot of cops are just bloodthirsty murderers. >landofthefree.jpg

1 hours later 53122411 Anonymous
>>53122390 took a long time to find. Couldn't find the raw footage though. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x 2q1dj2

2 hours later 53122461 Anonymous
>>53122045 >And you still hold communist positions, therefore you're a commie. Please explain where I said anything about wanting to be a communist. I'll wait. Actually no, I won't because I never did. All I simply stated was that the rich have gamed the system in a way that vertical class movement is near impossible. The amount of vertical class movement compared to 50-60 years ago is laughable and is at the lowest point in American history. That is a fact, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socio economic_mobility_in_the_United_Sta tes#Current_state if you care to refute it, please show a source. >And that's a good thing I'm going to guess that this is a sarcastic response. Not really sure what you are trying to get at. I hate that this is the situation we are in but it's the reality of the situation. >My uncle is a cop that specifically hates commies. I trust him and the current order infinitely more than gibsmedat monkeys like you. Right you adhere your whole political ideology around a pistol monkey's take because you literally have no life experience to form your own opinion. News flash kid, your uncle is a paid dog for the rich. Why don't you do yourself a favor and actually gain some real life experience rather than letting someone else describe how life works. >Moot was on 4chan before any of us, and he's the biggest reddit sellout there is. Go dilate, reddit commie. Reddit is a perfectly fine website that has practical applications (in a lot of ways more practical than this site.) If I have a problem I can easily go to a whole subreddit dedicated to the problem and ask an expert for a solution. Forums have been around since the internet has been a thing, reddit is just the new age of forums. Instead of having to go to this forum or that forum it's all connected and easy to navigate. 4Chan and Reddit have different practical uses. The fact that you are unable to rationalize that and just parrot what you see other teenage shit-heads post

2 hours later 53122481 Anonymous
>>53122461 Shows that you are nothing more than clueless kid who can't think for themselves. Who am I kidding, this is r9k, you're probably some 30 year old loser neet who leeches off your parents why autistically screeching about communism being bad.

2 hours later 53122517 Anonymous
>>53121361 >be american >go outside >get shot simple as that

2 hours later 53122532 Anonymous
>>53122517 Land of the free and home of the brave. F

2 hours later 53122535 Anonymous
>>53122411 Wow that is fucking absurd. What's even worse is how they're playing fucking music over it. >Hey this shooting video isn't entertaining enough, let's add some rock music

2 hours later 53122585 Anonymous (1558763282700.jpg 636x631 262kB)
>>53122045 House owner here, Capitalism is the best ism and it's a good thing.

2 hours later 53122634 Anonymous
>>53122585 Everyone under modern communism would starve when they find out that trading poems and beads doesn't do shit.

2 hours later 53122659 Anonymous (iZ8dcVM.jpg 604x537 45kB)
>>53122517 >be american >stand up >cardiac arrest >random woman calls 911 for you >tip woman >McAmbulance arrives >tip paramedic >ride to hospital >tip receptionist >stay in hospital for 2 days >doctor comes in with bill >tip doctor >look at bill for ambulance ride, hospital, machines, talking to doctor, breathing, blinking >nice affordable $200,000 >only have enough to pay for breathing the same air the doctors do >get catapulted out of hospital and back home >open front door >dog runs out and shoots you with it's AR-15 >think you'll go to heaven because good American christian boy >go to gates >st peter pulls out his mossberg 500 and blows you to hell >mfw

2 hours later 53122665 Anonymous (1543050031993.jpg 720x720 109kB)
>>53121361 It makes perfect sense. They pull their guns stop you from hurting people around you including themselves. Also, people are idiots, so it works sometimes. I saw an episode of "COPS" years ago where a guy said he was going to stab himself, but the cups drew their guns on him and told him to put the knife down. Then, the guy actually dropped the knife and they arrested him. I assume it's only effective against attention-whores, rather than people who actually want to kill themselves.

2 hours later 53122681 Anonymous
>>53122659 >>nice affordable $200,000 You sure we're talking about America here? Those are rookie lowball numbers.

2 hours later 53122700 Anonymous
>>53121361 Does things like that happen in america? Man I wanna live there

2 hours later 53122733 Anonymous
>>53121560 We all know you are lying antifa faggot.

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