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2019-06-21 10:39 53009515 Anonymous Do you have a will for what you want to happen post death? (a6ef0ba48f9caad7a9993ba8dfba8ef4.jpg 770x971 87kB)
If you were to die in your sleep is there an accessible document or known last will for your next of kin to enact your last wishes? Or would your family take it upon themselves to organize an embarrassingly empty funeral, attended by them only, while they struggle to think of the positives that you contributed to them and the world in your time here? Do you at least have a brief "statement of intent" along with a playlist? What do you want played? Do you want to be cremated? Do you want to avoid a casket melodrama? Have you thought about how to make things easier for them?

2 min later 53009526 Anonymous
>>53009515 ls that shelley duvall?

3 min later 53009535 Anonymous
>>53009526 No but let's say it is for the sake of argument.

3 min later 53009537 Anonymous
>>53009535 did you like her in the shining?

4 min later 53009547 Anonymous
>>53009537 It was a good performance, yes.

7 min later 53009562 Anonymous (1546416214134-1.gif 329x470 1950kB)
>>53009547 >Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. [Wendy gasps]

10 min later 53009586 Anonymous
>>53009515 Thank you for making this thread. I can guarantee you that at least one anon will die in an unfortunate circumstance possibly even myself) and your post will be the last thing their conscious mind projects to their mind's eye before entering the abyss.

12 min later 53009600 Anonymous
>>53009562 It's an interesting connection the "light of my life" phrase with the line from "Lolita", "light of my life, fire of my loins", considering Jack Nicholson's previous work in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest where he's incarcerated for predating upon underaged girls.

14 min later 53009613 Anonymous
>>53009600 everyone in hollywood is a pedo so its not that remarkable

16 min later 53009629 Anonymous
>>53009613 Yes we all know that but this thing is about final wishes and playlists and so on.

17 min later 53009633 Anonymous
>>53009629 oh l feel you buddy, my final wish is for us to be frends

18 min later 53009639 Anonymous
>>53009633 I've never not been your friend.

19 min later 53009657 Anonymous (1367261356781.jpg 400x388 29kB)
>>53009639 >l've never not been your friend.

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