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2019-06-21 07:27 53007887 Anonymous (file.png 710x400 151kB)
New Zealand thread I wish I were dead

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I love my life but have done things I regret.

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>>53007887 what are my new zealot bros drinking today

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>>53007930 i have jaegar in the cupboard but not sure i want to drink when i'm in a bad mood

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>>53007930 poppy tea and some fruit tea to wash it down

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bored to hell and back. going to bunnings tomorrow to waste time and money. stop being so dramatic.

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>>53007887 Gonna shoot up more muslims, faggots? lmao

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>>53007939 Come on anon, have a glass. Drink with me to days gone by.

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cute poly nesian pussy

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>>53008118 Anyone know any porn with maori chicks?

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>>53008174 s3xyMaori pornhub

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Holy shit, fuck Massey. The girls here fucking suck and my classes are full of genuine autism lads. I don't know how much longer I can put up with these retards

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>>53007887 >tfw no kiwi slut gf to spank, chike and fuck unconscious Dammnit such a sexy accent your whores have

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Is it worth going to nz for holiday from aus?

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>>53008228 Depends on what you're into. If you wanna be cold and go hiking, then sure. If you wanna shop then you're better off going to Sydney or Melbourne.

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oi sam im starting work right now gizzik DEUCE

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Being a dictionary addict, I am amazed by the inclusion of many Maori words which look totally alien to English. In the CSW dictionary, there are valid Maori words such as WHENUA, RAHUI, ATAATA, TAIHOA, WAIATA, AROHA, WAHINE... the list goes on. They make Scrabble and Boggle more playable so thank you for existing, Maori peoples.

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>>53008320 >WHENUA Lmao That's the name of a Bionicle. I forgot about Lego stealing names from the Maori language.

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>>53008250 I live in melbourne and im tired of shopping for things that dont give me any joy. I wanted to go to thailand, but have never left the country. Thought that nz would be a good starting point.

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>>53008357 well if you wanna walk around mountains and see the places where Lord of the Rings was filmed, then NZ is the best place to go.

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hey kiwibots im a britbong living in Wellington atm whats with these gay scooters now

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I want to drink or get stoned bros but I have 50 cents in my bank

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>>53007887 Why bruh do you live in shithole india or fuckin packed fucked up china? 1.3 billion in each imagine the average quality of life there, half of them have it worse than that! You most likely have access to a toilet and food and water and obviosly an internet connection In summation shut the fuck u[ op you fucking faggot Go eat a christchurch muzzy's dick

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>>53008648 You sound like a nigger. Learn to string a sentence together.

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>>53008771 lol just because I said bruh? for sure the best race black people aren't white and that's okay! Being black is okay! Sure if you have a gf of the same race you 100% look like fraternal twins! and that's alright! It's fine if it's too windy you get lip issues! That's alright!

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>>53008568 >whats with these gay scooters now those gay faggots should be executed

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>>53008202 lol why did you chose massey you dumb fuck

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>>53007887 just finished my degree at auckland uni, glad to leave auckland, too many asians and indians. makes me feel like its not NZ. That being said I did enjoy some prime chink pussy during my time at uni

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>>53009159 >, glad to leave auckland, too many asians and indians. makes me feel like its not NZ if you ignore auckalnd it will infect the rest of the country

2 hours later 53009345 Anonymous (7jx5WM7Fct4.jpg 414x604 45kB)
Your ISPs need to start blocking your access here, and do a better job at it. Instead of just blocking it at the DNS level.

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>>53009159 im in auckland uni and thinking of dropping out. im miserable here. i hate everyone here.

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>>53009503 what year are you in? I almost dropped out at one point.

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>>53009516 3 years of engineering left. im considering going to wellington though ive never been.

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>>53009332 importing migrants artificially props up our shitty export economy. Don't expect it to get any better elsewhere in NZ

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>>53009503 >>53009523 i will be your friend buddy hel[ ypi study nobody#3375

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>>53009523 Stick with it anon, I promise its worth it. Best advice I have is make as many friends as you can in you courses. Most people are too scared to talk to anyone, just talk to someone at lectures, you'd be extremely surprised how receptive most people are to human interaction. > "hey what did you think of the last assignment?"

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>>53008048 fuckin based amiright boys

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>>53009564 drunken boy, get some rest

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>>53009332 i am from a small town in the north island, and even when i go back home every christmas i see an suspiciously increased amount of chinks or indians. not auckland levels, but id never even met an asian or indian until i had moved to a bigger city when i went to uni it makes me fucking sad

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>>53009673 me too bro add me nobody#3375

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>>53009673 which small town m'lord? everytime I go back home to whangarei I notice the sameshit

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>>53009673 Small town North Island represent!

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i wanna kill myself oroginilisd

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>>53010016 pleas no i want kiwi friends

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how much do yall make >mcdonalds chef >minimum wage kill me

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>>53009673 It always makes me laugh when small town people tell me about how bad Auckland is. They have to be retarded to think it won't happen to them.

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why are lDs even gone? >>53007939 Just Milo for me, extra scoops >>53010059 NEET 'bout tree fiddy

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any wellyfags wanna make friends soba#1277

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BUUMPyhsgsgdfhdhdfhdf \ \

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>>53007930 Steinlager Pures. I Don't know if I should finish the box or not.

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Bros whats the easiest way to get a visa to move to NZ? I have only 2 yrs experience in IT

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>>53009673 Tokoroa?

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hey senpaitachi, in auckland cold and bored as fuck wanna smoke some weed but too lazy to get my ass out of the comfort, whos with me?

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>tfw no qt gay guys in the whole country

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>>53010821 >Jafa >Kiwi LOL

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>>53007887 I said Nigger three times on public radio in Wellington today lmoa.

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Highly polished New Zealand paua shells are extremely popular as souvenirs with their striking blue, green, and purple iridescence. Empty shells are often used as ashtrays

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>>53010912 incel moment

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>>53008048 That was an Aussie

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Should I get a passport and visit/move? Are things better there than they are in america?

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>>53011297 kiwi girl here I think NZ is far less degenerate and more comfy than america

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>>53011297 They aren't bro, stay in America its far better than this overpriced shit hole. Its cucked as fuck down here, I wish I had the money to leave.

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>>53011583 Would you be my qt accent nz gf if I moved there

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>>53011637 If I like you and you are ok with dating me maybe

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>>53011654 Do you masturbate to the sound of 1000 niggers going Chea my name is TYYYYRONEEEE CHEA

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>>53011654 Can you vocaroo your voice, I've only heard my nana's nz accent besides hollywood movie stuff and I like the way it sounds when kiwi women talk. much comfier than american hags

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>>53010059 >property owner >6 figs+ >age 23 >all I do is read, lift and play video games Anyone want to be friends?

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>>53011605 Is it that expensive to live there? Why?

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burger here how do i get a kiwi gf?

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>>53012237 I want to know this too kiwi girls have the best accent. well maybe not the best french girls have the best but french girls don't know english so nz is second best

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