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2019-06-21 04:51 53006174 JerrytheTurantula My spider thread (67265A13-C893-4580-BD5B-DB14D392EF79.jpg 139x139 6kB)
>be me >be back >have stories to tell >old memories to share too >and news Lets get going you filthy vertabrates

2 min later 53006191 Anonymous
>>53006174 i-is that a fucking spidey?

4 min later 53006215 JerrytheTurantula (704C3C40-20A2-4146-AED2-01A97FFE9FF7.jpg 543x560 28kB)
>be me >be memory >see mom >see many siblings >see big ass flying thing Momsbigger.jpeg >thing grabs mom >thing stings mom >thing carries away mom >never see mom again Pic related it is the faggot that stole my mom

1 hours later 53007133 Anonymous
AWWWWWWWW I LOVE LIL BABY SPIDERS!!!!!!! I WANT TO CUDDLE AND KISS THEM

1 hours later 53007164 Anonymous
>>53007133 would you fuck one?

1 hours later 53007208 Anonymous
>>53007164 I would if I could but they're tiny and I don't know how to work with bug genitalia

1 hours later 53007230 Anonymous
I think jumping spiders are adorable. I like tarantulas because they are fuzzy. Other spiders scare me. Huntsman spiders despite being harmless terrify me. Brown recluse spiders scare me.

1 hours later 53007394 Anonymous
>>53006174 I am terrified of spiders and I just want to thank you OP for using such a small image. While I will hide this thread, I appreciate the consideration.

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