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2019-06-21 03:33 53005495 Anonymous How to fix the mating ritual (1508595114001.jpg 718x1024 131kB)
Here is how we change things:
>singles must wear some kind of identifier, a flower or pin
>it should be "normal" to spontaneously kiss a girl
>mandatory community dances or events for the whole town for unmarried individuals
>women should be taught to be more blunt, so they can reject people without feeling bad
Any other things?
10 min later 53005644 Anonymous
You're post reminds me of the movie "The Lobster"
12 min later 53005668 Anonymous
>>53005495
State-organised partner pairing and marriages
15 min later 53005727 Anonymous (1537114328598.jpg 480x480 38kB)
>>53005668
if I prefer to be alone, that's none of the state's goddamned business, fuck off you authoritarian tyrant
15 min later 53005728 Anonymous
Ugly men with bad genes get a check every month to compensate for being incels.
16 min later 53005754 Anonymous
>>53005495
Sounds like you want to combine Stardew Valleu and Skyrim
22 min later 53005838 Anonymous
>>53005727
Nobody is going to participate in your social events if the only people to gain are the minority who struggle to find a partner and everyone else loses out.
Daddy government is the only who can bring everyone together (albeit kicking and screaming) to make this a reality
1 hours later 53006327 Anonymous
>>53005495
>>singles must wear some kind of identifier, a flower or pin
This is done at some silly parties, it's funny, because it's silly. You wear red if you're taken and green if available (semaphore)
>>it should be "normal" to spontaneously kiss a girl
This is condoning sexual assault and invading privacy, retarded idea
>>mandatory community dances or events for the whole town for unmarried individuals
Retarded fag incel fantasy, you won't get out of your house anyway
>>women should be taught to be more blunt, so they can reject people without feeling bad
They want to, but males keep exposing how fragile they are with something like this. Case in point any day in r9k
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