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2019-06-02 07:47 52711313 Anonymous (508BDA90-0957-4FAE-A801-15E7AB6E9655.png 402x402 222kB)
>paid a hooker 600$ to go to her house and fuck >got her drunk and fucked her on the couch for a good 20 minutes >she passes out before I finish on her back >took my money back and found a couple thousand in her shoe I cheated the system, she cant report it without outting herself as a hooker

1 min later 52711329 Anonymous
what if her pimp and some thugs find your place and wreck your shit?

1 min later 52711341 Anonymous
Fuckin based op givin thes hoes wat they deserve

2 min later 52711344 Anonymous
>>52711329 Then he gets them drunk and fucks them on the couch while netting another cool thousand.

2 min later 52711346 Anonymous
>>52711313 Just pray that she doesn't remember your face lest her pimp come knocking. Then again if she's dumb enough to get drunk she's probably working independent.

2 min later 52711352 Anonymous
>>52711329 >implying I told her my real name or that her double digit IQ could remember my license plate

3 min later 52711370 Anonymous
>>52711313 >that's him officer >that's the guy who got me drunk, raped me while i was asleep, and stole thousands of dollars from my house

5 min later 52711391 Anonymous
>>52711370 >shows the court her backpage listing yeah no

6 min later 52711400 Anonymous (6AEE1EFE-DC4E-4C17-90F3-B9DC9882E746.jpg 587x864 330kB)
>>52711370 >implying theres any evidence to convict me >a hooker ever going to the police

8 min later 52711416 Anonymous
>>52711352 >>implying I told her my real name or that her double digit IQ could remember my license plate >he doesn't know that hookers take pictures of license plates just in case shit like this happens

8 min later 52711422 Anonymous
>>52711313 If you came on her back than that means she's got your semen and can hand it in to the police to track you down

10 min later 52711448 Anonymous
>>52711422 What are they going to do splash his cum on a crystal ball and find him?

12 min later 52711468 Anonymous
>>52711416 >he doesnt know some hookers are hookers for a reason If that bitch took some pictures I would have stolen her phone too >>52711422 Im not the only one who fucked her that day I can tell you that

19 min later 52711543 Anonymous
>>52711448 Cops can get your DNA from your semen and then use that to find out who you are. >>52711468 >Im not the only one who fucked her that day I can tell you that Top kek, sounds like you got this in the bag then anon. Nice job

24 min later 52711580 Anonymous (1558109119814.jpg 433x427 88kB)
>being proud by acting like a nigger yikes OP

24 min later 52711581 Anonymous
>>52711422 Unless you've served a prison sentence the police doesn't have your DNA.

25 min later 52711597 Anonymous
>>52711580 Hes exploiting a slut, its justified

26 min later 52711600 Anonymous
>>52711543 How? Are they going to swab everone's mouth on the block?

26 min later 52711602 Anonymous
>>52711313 Why didn't you cum inside her if she was passed out anyway?

28 min later 52711609 Anonymous
>>52711602 I wanted to cum without a condom and cumming all over her back felt funny to me at the time.

28 min later 52711610 Anonymous (1550525366863.jpg 625x469 40kB)
>>52711543 Like cops have got nothing to do but go through the trouble of analyzing semen to get DNA and then try to find a match just so they can help a fucking hooker. You're out of your mind kid

29 min later 52711624 Anonymous
>>52711313 All the people that are telling this guy hes an idiot and he will be arrested are just jealous of his undeniable alpha status

30 min later 52711629 Anonymous (46500932_525033551298423_6608871159964368896_n.jpg 300x328 10kB)
>>52711609 You could have gotten some nasty shit bro, glad you didn't anon. Stay safe based OP

37 min later 52711683 Anonymous
>>52711313 Based and thotbusted pill

1 hours later 52712050 Anonymous
>>52711610 >>52711600 >>52711581 Imagine being this retarded, I shat on a women's lawn once and the cops were able to track me down from DNA sampling the poo. Not sure where you live but the government takes everyone's DNA at birth here in Australia.

1 hours later 52712064 Anonymous
>>52711313 Congrats, you are filth

1 hours later 52712070 Anonymous
>>52712050 Here in the BASED USA only criminals, idiots, and immigrants get into dna databases.

1 hours later 52712079 Anonymous
I sense a sound business practice here

1 hours later 52712104 Anonymous
>>52711609 >Not knocking her up and disappearing

1 hours later 52712235 Anonymous
>>52711597 In a mind of a nigger every nigger deed is justified. Neck yourself, nigger.

1 hours later 52712246 Anonymous
>>52711391 >backpage That site has been down for like 2 years now

1 hours later 52712248 Anonymous
>>52711543 The whole reason cops take down hooker websites is so they don't have to protect hookers. No one cares, it's why pimps exist and are supposed to wait close by.

1 hours later 52712250 Anonymous
>>52711400 theres your DNA on her back anon.

1 hours later 52712271 Anonymous
>>52712235 >If you needed that bicycle you'd lock it in your shed. >Deal with it or grow your own weed XD They're objectively right. Broken homes lead to being impoverished, the impoverished break the law, niggers have no dads, you didn't even want the bike even a tenth as much as Tobe and you really on them for the 'black' market as they're the only ones mentally stable enough to handle doing time, sissy boy.

1 hours later 52712279 Anonymous
>>52712250 Cops would have to find a reason to get a court order for his DNA DNA testing in the courts can take months due to backlog and other legal shit

1 hours later 52712285 Anonymous
>>52712250 >proving it wasn't consensual Like 90ish percent of raAAAaaap cases get thrown out for a reason.

1 hours later 52712316 Anonymous
>>52712104 I have 2 confirmed kids on the other side of the country because I did this while on a work trip lol

1 hours later 52712322 Anonymous
>>52711543 you can't just locate a person because you have their dna, what do you think his genes got his coordinates or something? the only use for that information is comparing it against suspects to confirm their involvement. they can't do shit with it if they don't know who op is. >>52711580 i bet you're a fine citizen

1 hours later 52712329 Anonymous
>>52712050 >the government takes everyone's DNA at birth here in Australia. No they don't. That's the dumbest thing I've seen on 4chan today.

1 hours later 52712369 Anonymous
>>52712329 Alot of people watch USA tier news and believe it's like searching for fingerprints. Meanwhile when you're robbed blind they don't even take fingerprints. Unless someone is murdered and they are trying to find connections to other murders they're not fucking with random DNA samples. Like with fingerprints, they don't have everyone in the system. >based >USA The USA will unironically be of the first to do what the paranoid Australian is insinuating. >>52712064 >white nighting for a diseased whore

1 hours later 52712385 Anonymous
>>52711313 Ew. I dont care about you or the hooker. Thats just an objectively scummy thing to do. I hate to sound like a r*dditor but im legit sick to my stomach. Fucking disgusting character.

1 hours later 52712387 Anonymous
>>52712070 Meant to link you in >>52712369 about the based usa part.

1 hours later 52712409 Anonymous
>>52712369 >>white nighting for a diseased whore I am supporting a fellow human being. Not that you'd understand, filth

2 hours later 52712476 Anonymous
>>52711313 Should've took a dump on her too it would teach her lesson and make her humble

2 hours later 52712548 Anonymous
>>52712409 >girl with no values that is figuratively and literally filthy >defending her by calling normal males [insert lock and key analogy here] filthy >defending someone that sells something that is meant to be a mutual gift Not that a c u c k would understand.

2 hours later 52712579 Anonymous
OP's story is fabrication unless he posts proof. He paid a hooker and couldn't get an erection so he bailed and had to pay stocking fee

2 hours later 52712584 Anonymous (Screenshot_20190602-100346_Wikipedia.jpg 1080x709 255kB)
>>52712050 No they don't you fucking retard. Nobody gives enough of a shit who dropped the dunce to make a fucking DNA test and no government is dumb enough to save the DNA of every single citizen.

2 hours later 52712601 Anonymous
>>52711313 Was she a pornstar or something? Only whores I know who charge that much have some sort of fame the rest are usually 100-200 and that's for women who look like stacies

2 hours later 52712784 Anonymous
>>52712050 No you're just a stinky bastard whose bad hygiene and ugly face made them know you were the one who shat on her lawn

2 hours later 52712793 Anonymous
>>52712548 Escorts have values and they are not filthy. They are the normal ones. Rapist thieves are NOT normal.

2 hours later 52712801 Anonymous
>>52711313 Very voool and based nig

2 hours later 52712900 Anonymous
>>52712050 Yeah they don't do that in the states. Only if you end up arrested can they take your DNA so they can compare it to databases and see if you've done any sex crimes or murders and left DNA around. Otherwise your bodily fluids are 100% covered under that whole 'unreasonable search and seizure' thing we have in our bill of rights.

2 hours later 52712932 Anonymous
>>52711313 >passed out, defenseless hooker Did you do anything fun with her before leaving? I'd do shit like shove her panties down her throat, put something giant up her butt, and pee on her.

2 hours later 52712936 Anonymous
>>52712793 >normal females have std rates double males >escorts not being dirty >not getting the point of how insulting it is that females get to be paid to have sex Raping and thieving is more normal than being a diseased thot actually. Successful females are good locks. Males go out and get shit done. They protect against the to be expected thieves and also rape because there was no male protecting the thot. In this case the pimp was supposed to be there, but, she's a bad lock so what's the point? In this day and age no one cares or backpage would still be up to help track when girls go missing.

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