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2013-01-13 05:59 5222566 Anonymous (django.jpg 327x316 23kB)
ITT: Things the opposite gender do that piss you off. >Talking to a girl about someone we both know is a huge douchebag >"Yeah, he's a jerk but he's soooo cute!" Like are you kidding me? Is there a more shallow observation you can make? This has happened with multiple girls, btw.

2 min later 5222586 Anonymous
>Talking to a bro about someone we both know is a huge bitch >"Yeah, she's a slut but she's soooo hot!" I'm not even a girl but this shit is said by guys regularly also. The difference is guys will still steer away from dating whores whereas girls pursue the assholes.

2 min later 5222587 Anonymous
Oh fuck OP I HATE that shit.

3 min later 5222594 Anonymous
I have a female friend who always tells me I can talk about everything with her, but on the rare occasions I actually whine about something she doesn't care and starts to talk about her life. I generally observed that most women don't really care about the other person, they just want to talk about themselves. inb4 no shit sherlock

3 min later 5222595 Anonymous
>>5222566 Idk OP. I've talked about girls that were huge bitches but really hot. What's the deal?

4 min later 5222611 Anonymous
>conversing with a girl >use a word with more than two syllables >Anon, you use such big words, you must be like really smart >walk away and never speak to her again

4 min later 5222612 Anonymous
>>5222595 like the other anon said >>5222586 >The difference is guys will still steer away from dating whores whereas girls pursue the assholes.

5 min later 5222621 Anonymous
>>5222612 bullshit if men steered away from dating bitches and whores, they wouldn't complain about it so much

6 min later 5222627 Anonymous
>>5222594 No shit, sherlock. Seriously. Every woman does that, unless they're >your therapist >a different doctor >your concerned family

7 min later 5222636 Anonymous
When they're talking about penises and gesture that some other guys penis is like 10 inches long. They have no sense of penis scale.

7 min later 5222642 Anonymous
>Talking to my female friend >"So like, you remember my old Ex boyfriend. Well, like, he sent me a text and hes asking for some advice and stuff..." >"Its like, he just doesnt get it. Like I havent talked to him for months so why's he trying to talk to me suddenly? OMG its SOOPER weird. I think he wants me back, but its TOTALLY over between us. Why did he contact me again?" Probably because he thinks you'd just take this as face value and just give him advice instead of overthinking it thinking he wants you back. Ah fuck it. youre just going to dismiss me like you always do and over analyze the same text a thousand times, then put up some kind of wall.

13 min later 5222706 Anonymous
>>5222594 I can confirm this, at least for myself; I don't give a shit about anyone. But then my mom can have hour-long conversations basically being an amateur therapist to complete strangers she meets on the street. Maybe it's a generation thing. I don't really have anything about guys to complain about, at least not all guys.

15 min later 5222724 Anonymous
>>5222621 The difference is that women select for aggressive, asshole-y traits while men don't. Men are open and honest about being aggressive assholes and women eat it up from the get go. Bitches and whores pretend to be good girls, then you find out 6 months later she was just another lying slut all along. Women have no grasp of the concept of honesty or honor. It just doesn't register to them.

15 min later 5222733 Anonymous
they talk about people they barely know like they are their closest friends and act like they know everything about them.

33 min later 5222895 Anonymous
>when boys chuck you under the fucking chin >when boys fart or generally smell or hug you with massive damp patches >when boys don't listen when you pipe up and actually know your shit about something, they go on talking about it and you're like "wtf, thats WAY not right" >when you make a blokey joke that would be funny and boys just fucking stare at you (not a feminazi)

35 min later 5222924 Anonymous
>>5222895 >Hanging around with shit-tier men It's your own fault, whore.

38 min later 5222953 Anonymous
>>5222924 Things the opposite gender do, not things your mates do, moron.

42 min later 5222990 Anonymous
>talking to female friend about some celebrity or rapper or whatever >"Oh yeah, I hate him he's an asshole" >a few weeks later, talking to same girl about same dude >"Oh my god, he's amazing I love him!" Chris Brown comes to mind.

42 min later 5223004 Anonymous
>>5222895 Men are gross and insensitive. Live with it or be lesbian.

43 min later 5223010 Anonymous
>>5222895 >when boys chuck you under the fucking chin Afraid they'll catch some stubble?

45 min later 5223046 Anonymous
>>5223004 Meh, some are some aren't, same as everyone. They are pretty handy for carrying bags and shit too, so I'll stick with 'em for now.

45 min later 5223047 Anonymous
>Talking about doing something together on the weekend >"Yeah, I was just gonna hang out with my bros" >Talks nonstop about what video games he and his friends will be playing >Try to subtly or not-so-subtly suggest that I'd like to play as well >Doesn't get the hint or flat-out ignores it Even worse when later, it turns into them asking for a date. How can you expect me to want to date you when you don't even want to hang out with me? >Be in theater >Have to put make-up on a guy >Guy makes a HUGE fuss >"I'm not wearing make-up!" >Be walking down the street with some friends (of either gender) >See someone dressed oddly, usually in clothes from a different country or culture >"Lol, look at that dude, he looks so stupid" >When guys you barely know ask you for hugs >When guys ignore you on something, even when you have a valid or experienced opinion >When guys think making fun of you is the correct way to convey that they like you (Does not imply that all guys who make fun of me like me. I am simply more pissed off by the guys who do it as a "boys will be boys" show of affection. It's less preferable to knowing that a guy hates me flat-out.)

48 min later 5223074 Anonymous
>>5223047 Why were you putting make-up on a guy?

48 min later 5223075 Anonymous
Thinking it's okay to be snarky and "accidentally" point out my flaws. >"Hey Anon, don't you hate it when you're having sex an-- Oh, wait. You're a virgin. Sorry." >"Oh Anon, you're perfect! I would totally date you. Like, if you were skinny. And white. And a hipster." >"You're so stoic, Anon! And tall. Mmm, I would just love for you to pick me up an-- Oh wait, I don't fuck virgins." Th-thanks. On second thought, maybe my female friends are just horrible.

49 min later 5223083 Anonymous
>>5223074 >Why were you putting make-up on a guy? Because we were in theater. He has to wear some make up so that his face doesn't get whited out by the bright lights. It's stage make-up.

49 min later 5223084 Anonymous
>>5223075 >Like, if you were skinny. You can't blame others if you are not willing to put in the effort.

50 min later 5223091 Anonymous
>>5223083 Oh, I thought you were attending.

51 min later 5223102 Anonymous
>>5223084 Except I'm not obese, or even overweight. I'm not going to go on a 1500 calories deficit and lose all of my precious, precious gains so I can fit into a pair of size 29 skinny jeans and look like I'm a member of an indie band who performed at Auschwitz.

51 min later 5223108 Anonymous
>>5223091 Nope. Acting. It's just that it's always the guys who make such a big deal out of it. Some of them are great, no problem, they know the drill or can even put their own make-up on. But it's usually the newbie guys who make a fuss, and it's extremely obnoxious.

53 min later 5223120 Anonymous
>>5223004 thats kinda like saying women are bitchy and irrational, live with it or be gay. Which somewhat negates the whole thread, sometimes it's good to vent!

54 min later 5223139 Anonymous
>>5222724 as much as I feel like this statement is terrible... it's true. You're right, for the most part. God, beaches and shores.

57 min later 5223170 Anonymous
>>5222724 >Women have no grasp of the concept of honesty or honor. It just doesn't register to them. I get so sick of hearing this, because it's simply not true.

1 hours later 5223192 Anonymous
>>5223170 They don't, but neither do most men. You're just confused because you observe feminized males all the time and use them as a comparison.

1 hours later 5223199 Anonymous
>Talking to a guy about someone we both know is a huge bitch. >"Yeah, she's fucking psychotic and heartless, but she's sooooo hot!" Two way street, mah nigga.

1 hours later 5223201 Anonymous
>>5222586 This is what I came into this thread to say.

1 hours later 5223232 Anonymous
>>5223192 >They don't Yes, they do. I go to a school with an honor code, all girls, and everyone abides by it. I've seen expensive watches get lost, and turn up in a day or two because someone found it and happily turned it in. We vow not to lie, steal, cheat, or plagiarize, and we uphold this. I've seen more than one girl get caught with her cellphone in class, and 'fess up to immediately because she remembers the honor code. I follow this, too. I was skateboarding in the hallway and broke the fire extinguisher right before class-- and instead of trying to pretend I didn't do it, I immediately went to see the Dean and explain what happened. So, yes, we do have some concept of honor. I've grown up with it. My parents, additionally, have always taught me to tell the truth and deal with people with a certain level of integrity.

1 hours later 5223627 Anonymous
>>5223120 Well they are. Every gender has its flaws. Choose the one that pisses you off the least and have sex with it.

1 hours later 5223719 Anonymous
i hate sloppy pussy farts. everybody tries to go "hahahaha thats cute" or whatever when it happens, but its not. it sounds like this quivering pink tuna cave and it makes me sick

1 hours later 5223736 Anonymous
>>5223719 I have no sense of smell, so I find it cute. I sometimes think I might be gay if I could actually smell.

1 hours later 5223766 Anonymous
>"You're one of my best friends, femanon! You mean a lot to me!" >gone as soon as I get a boyfriend >trying to weasel their way into a date after saying I have a boyfriend >rampant misogyny >catcalling me while I'm wearing a massive beat-up hoodie and baggy jeans >"make me a sandwich femanon lolol herp" >not listening to direct rejections i.e. "stop texting me, stop hitting on me, I'm not interested" etc. >pressuring me to hanging out with them or trying to guilt me for not being interested fuck every single one of you

1 hours later 5223795 Anonymous
>>5223719 It's only the sound that's disgusting, it's just air it doesn't contain any of the gases in a fart that make it smell bad. after sex the only thing that comes out is dribbling cum if my pussy farts, no smell. I think gay guys assholes would fart out cum after sex, atleast that's what I've seen In porn.

1 hours later 5223810 Anonymous
one word responses in conversation. >Ok >yup >lol >No >haha For some reason in my younger years I felt compelled to continue trying to be their friend but I don't bother anymore. If you don't have a personality and expect me to carry the entire conversation every time I'm gonna stop being your friend. >That email you get from them like 2 weeks later wondering what happened to you and it says nothing but "hey haven't seen you in a while where did you go I miss talking to you : ("

2 hours later 5223860 Anonymous
>>5223810 >lol who says that? I always answer short, doesn't mean I don't have a personality.

2 hours later 5223861 Anonymous
>>5223766 >>"make me a sandwich femanon lolol herp" That is the most unfunny overused joke on the face of the fucking planet. Anyone who says that should have their trachea forcibly removed. Anyways, things I hate about gals: >think I know fashion and shit because I'm gay >think I'm interested in listening them whine about the drama between them and their gal pals and get offended when I'm not >always making jokes about how they're sexy enough they could "turn me straight" >pigeonholing me into thinking I'm okay with promiscuity and then calling me a prude when I'm uncomfortable with them telling me about the threesome they had last night >caring about their makeup WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH >generally being self obsessed vapid little bitches with the emotional depth of a fucking kiddie pool There are great women out there, but ugh, most of them are just fucking awful. That applies to people in general but women especially get under my skin for whatever reason.

2 hours later 5223926 Anonymous (captain_save_a_hoe_by_millenia89-d3ct2vj[1].jpg 400x590 170kB)
>>5222724 >Women have no grasp of the concept of honesty or honor. There is no point developing those traits, or loyalty, when the object you're supposed to display them too is so easily replaced without repercussions. As long as long-term commitments like marriage and children aren't on the agenda It's simply easier and less of a hassle for girls to find another guy than to spend time trying to solve whatever problem your relationship have. If you want to blame anyone blame all the desperate whiteknights, betas and captain save a hoes that put up with anything and everything for even a little whiff of pussy. The standards of women have been lowered by no one but men themselves

2 hours later 5224020 Anonymous
ITT: people trying to justify why they don't have a gf/bf.

2 hours later 5224086 Anonymous
>>5224020 >mfw when I have a loving bf sorry no men are just shit

2 hours later 5224090 Pachacutec
>>5224086 >men are shit. >I have a loving bf. U wut m8.

2 hours later 5224136 Anonymous
>girls are better at multitasking >girls are more intelligent than boys >men are all pigs/rapists >1 in 4 women has been the victim of domestic violence All of the above are untrue, yet it is perfectly acceptable for women to continue parroting this misandristic stuff. Also: >he held the door for me, what a sexist jerk, i can open it myself >he didn't hold the door for me, clearly he's not a gentleman

2 hours later 5224149 Anonymous
>>5224086 A girl having a bf is basically a lower accomplishment than zipping up your pants without ripping your dick off

2 hours later 5224150 Anonymous
When women laugh at things a good looking guy says that aren't funny. Also trying to give a woman directions.

2 hours later 5224166 Anonymous
>Girl is being toyed around by a complete prick, upset >Comfort her and shit, be there for her when she's down >"Thanks anon, you're such a nice guy" >"such a nice guy" >nice > guy Fuck, not this again.

2 hours later 5224187 Anonymous
>>5224086 Uhm..... what? Confusedniggerdickblox

2 hours later 5224208 Anonymous
>guys saying any other word for cum (nutted, blew a load, etc), absolutely disgusting >guys who say "tis" and use girly emoticons >when guys talk about girls they "fucked so hard" or refer to girls as "bitches" >guys swearing so much for no reason >niggers who catcall at me and then get mad when I don't respond because they are ugly

2 hours later 5224224 Anonymous
>>5224208 hahahah you dumb bitch. I would fuck you so hard and blow my load in your vag. i am black

2 hours later 5224236 dudebro
>'shes a complete bitch but she's pretty hot' Says me, like at least once a month... get over it dude

2 hours later 5224237 Anonymous
>>5224150 When men pretend a hot chick has said something interesting or worthwhile even when she is thick as pig shit

2 hours later 5224240 Anonymous
>>5222627 This. Unless you're paying money, only your mother will care about your concerns/problems/whining.

2 hours later 5224250 Anonymous
>>5224208 You're bothered by some really stupid trivial shit.... Question, if guys refer to people in general as bitches regardless of gender how do you feel about that?

2 hours later 5224259 Anonymous
>>5223084 That still doesn't warrant insults and making her feel like shit.

2 hours later 5224271 Anonymous
>>5224224 I know it's a troll post but my upper lip curled up in disgust regardless. >>5224250 What's stupid to you matters more to others, Anon. I think that the word "bitches" is something that is mostly said by preteen girls and gay men. I find it in bad taste.

2 hours later 5224289 Anonymous
>>5224271 >I know it's a troll post but my upper lip curled up in disgust regardless. So you wanna date or not?

2 hours later 5224290 Anonymous
The one thing I really hate about all women is that they refuse to have sex with me. All of them.

2 hours later 5224297 Anonymous
>>5224271 Just the first two seem kind of silly to me... rest are pretty sensical. And yeah, I'll admit it's in sort of bad taste. But hey, I'm a gay man, so gggooo stereotypes! (so tempted to use an XD emoticon here you have no idea)

2 hours later 5224302 Marker
Whenever a bitch yells out "That's so stupid!" over every. little. fucking. thing.

2 hours later 5224308 Anonymous
>>5224302 This sounds like something one particular girl does that annoys you.

2 hours later 5224315 Anonymous
>>5224090 men on the whole are shit, i didnt realize it was that hard to understand the meaning of a generalized statement on a board that is the embodiment of "women are such whores WHY DONT I HAVE A GF" >>5224149 >implying i was lording it as an accomplishment it was in response to the anon, do you even read

2 hours later 5224334 Pachacutec
>>5224315 Damn lady, you're awful.

2 hours later 5224338 dudebro
I guess I should make an on topic post >'hes the guy he should ask me out!' Bitch you should be thankful anyone even does this ever especially if you flat-out refuse to even try it >'why are you so shy there's no reason' Why I gotta have a reason for this shit

2 hours later 5224357 Anonymous
>ITT: why aren't all women not perfect princesses... keep crying

2 hours later 5224380 Anonymous
>>5224357 Nice double negative.

2 hours later 5224398 Anonymous
>>5224136 dem strawman arguments dem hyperboles Please tell me more

2 hours later 5224406 Anonymous
>>5224237 I hate this too. Then these dumb cunts become dumb cunts that think everyone likes them and that everyone wants to hear their stupid fucking story about shoe shopping. Fuck me. That actually pisses me off more than when women do it to attractive guys. Have some respect guys and put dumb cunts in their place

2 hours later 5224432 Anonymous
Dude we say the same thing "she's a Bitch but I'd fuck her brains out"

2 hours later 5224437 Anonymous
>>5224237 It's just a way to get in her pants. How is that not obvious?

2 hours later 5224447 Anonymous
>>5224406 It's not strawmen, women genuinely say those things, and a lot of men do too. Our media and schools are saturated with it. Men are shit.

2 hours later 5224460 Anonymous
>>5224315 You said that you have a loving boyfriend and all men are shit literally at the same time. How do you not see how retarded that sounds. Also, nice argument with absolutely no points in it

2 hours later 5224461 Anonymous
>>5224406 I know some really very clever women, who as soon as a hot guy comes along go into full on derp mode - have some fucking self respect, hoe. Its so fucking sexist against men too - as if all men want a dumb bitch and not a partner.

2 hours later 5224474 Anonymous
>>5224437 I was just pointing out to the poster I linked that guys go the exact same thing. Obviously its about sex for both genders.

2 hours later 5224487 Anonymous
>>5224315 Oh and also mfw means my face when. You are supposed to post a picture of a reaction face when you type mfw. Otherwise it doesn't make any god damn sense and you sound like a retarded cunt.

2 hours later 5224500 Anonymous
I don't comment on how attractive women are in mixed company. I don't think it's appropriate given that it will likely make the women I'm with feel bad about themselves. This seems like basic courtesy and good manners to me, but women appear to feel completely unashamed of commenting on how hot a guy is, even when it has no relevance to anything.

2 hours later 5224525 Anonymous
>>5224461 The thing is, most women think we actually like them being dumb bimbos. How did this phenomenon develop? I don't understand it at all

2 hours later 5224529 Anonymous
>>5224460 i was going to reply but then >>5224487 ahahahHAHHAHAHA you dumb piece of shit

2 hours later 5224551 Anonymous
>Texting any female >If I put more than 6 words in a text, they will not reply >If I use a word with more than five letters, they will not reply Fucking dumbass dogs.

2 hours later 5224553 Anonymous
>Talking to a guy about someone we both know is a huge immature slut >"Yeah, she's a huge immature slut but she's soooo cute!" It goes both ways my dear OP

2 hours later 5224558 Anonymous
>>5224529 >I was going to reply but then I realized I had no argument my sides

2 hours later 5224560 Anonymous
>>5224551 >associating with non-university females please leave

2 hours later 5224566 Anonymous
>>5224553 I don't think I've ever heard a guy say that and cannot imagine a man saying such a thing. Would sound very odd coming from a man.

2 hours later 5224568 Anonymous
>>5224525 same was most guys think that all girls want an 'alpha'. Over generalising, stereotypes, lowest common denominator etc.

2 hours later 5224570 Anonymous
>>5222586 >>5224553 Damn. I didn't even open up the thread to see that someone already said that.

2 hours later 5224576 Anonymous
>>5224553 >jerk - considered positive >hot - considered positive >cute - considered positive >slut - considered negative

2 hours later 5224589 Anonymous
>>5224551 You're just boring.

2 hours later 5224595 Anonymous
>>5224208 >Swear a lot for no reason >Refer to girls as bitches I guess we just can't get along, anon.

2 hours later 5224602 Anonymous
>she mentions over and over "omg anon you're so tall"

2 hours later 5224610 Anonymous
>>5223232 >I go to a school with an honor code so a framework of rules where everyone abides by makes them act undouchelike? >society where you can do nearly anything (not criminal shit) and no one will bat an eyelid

2 hours later 5224619 Anonymous
>>5224602 >when people can't take a compliment

2 hours later 5224620 Anonymous
>>5224525 have you ever been with a woman who talks has firm opinions and tries to defend them? it's a pain in the ass. they are so poorly trained to challenge how they feel that they are nearly incapable of having a rational discussion. not that men are much better, but men mostly talk about sports and nonsense rather than anything serious to avoid having to kill each other for having different opinions about important things

3 hours later 5224662 Anonymous
When men say that they can't stand dumb bimbos but at the same time they are also bothered by women who have opinions and defend them. >>5224620 ^example

3 hours later 5224687 Anonymous
>>5224662 it's not hard to figure out. women talk too much

3 hours later 5224735 Anonymous
>>5224662 Women don't have logical minds and they get emotional. Criticising their arguments or pointing out errors in their logic are taken as insults to themselves. It's unpleasant and futile to debate with a woman. Why do you think any guy who manages to stay together with a woman is one who has learned "i'm sorry, you're right". Just swallow your pride and give it to them. You won't win with logical arguments.

3 hours later 5224747 Anonymous
>When guys wear t-shirts in the cold rain andhave goosebumps so you offer them a unisex looking jacket and they go "NO I'M FINE I DON'T GET COLD". >When guys won't let you pay for yourself/insist on buying you shit you don't want and expect you to like them more because of it. >When guys scream the same point at you in an argument listening to nothing you say think they can make up for no logical supporting argument with BEING REALLY LOUD INSTEAD. >When guys think being a cynical asshole who refuses to do anything fun makes them look cool. >When guys talk at you under the guise of "conversation" to attempt to impress you with their mediocre and dull life accomplishments and opinions. >When guys expect you to laugh at their incredibly stupid lame "interwebs lol" jokes and then when you don't they think you just don't get it, as opposed to accepting the fact that they're not fucking funny. >when guys ask for your advice on what to do, you give them several ideas, they don't take your advice, and then whine to you when their wrong decision fucks their lives up.

3 hours later 5224786 Anonymous
>>5224747 I bet you are a bundle of fun.

3 hours later 5224794 Pachacutec
>"NO I'M FINE I DON'T GET COLD". I lol'd. This is only normal girl, guys don't get cold. Fuck, I jog in my shorts and sometimes its -10 outside. I don't know why but either we can completely handle it without issues or we pretend we don't actually feel it. I guess it makes us feel more as a man... just let us have that pleasure pls.

3 hours later 5224841 Seriana
>Trivial sniping back and forth between both sexes When will people realize that humans are universally shitty people regardless of sex and gender?

3 hours later 5224842 Anonymous
>>5224794 >we pretend we don't actually feel it It's this. You've got to be a special kind of stupid to believe the people who go "oh this is nothing, i barely feel it" when it's freezing outside.

3 hours later 5224884 Pachacutec
>>5224842 Hey, sometimes we really don't feel it. I mean, when I'm jogging with my hoodie and shorts, I'm not trying to impress anyone, I jog alone... Also, girls always get cold easier than guys.

3 hours later 5224895 Anonymous
>>5224747 >when guys are not perfect

3 hours later 5224917 Anonymous
>>5224895 >>5224895 Isn't that what this thread is about? and I don't consider guys who manage to avoid most of those qualities to be perfect, I consider them to be worthwhile human beings to befriend and become involved with.

3 hours later 5224931 Anonymous
>>5224747 >when guys ask for your advice on what to do, you give them several ideas, they don't take your advice, and then whine to you when their wrong decision fucks their lives up. God I hate when this happens. If you ask for my advice, I fully expect you to incorporate that advice into your next few steps because if I've given you advice that means I know what I'm talking about, otherwise I would say "no sorry, can't help".

3 hours later 5224990 Anonymous
>>5224842 Men genuinely don't feel the cold as much as women, and especially if he's wearing a beer jacket, he probably isn't lying about not feeling the cold.

3 hours later 5224996 Anonymous
>>5224931 He didn't ask for you advice, you just thought he needed it. He was actually really annoyed at you trying to tell him what to do when he wasn't asking for advice.

3 hours later 5225031 Anonymous
>>5224996 I don't think messages in the form of "I need your help, I don't know what to do" are something you can misinterpret.

3 hours later 5225040 Anonymous
>>5224735 this is dumb as fuck because >implying biological sex has anything to do with logical capability >implying only women get emotional or take things personally it's unpleasant because they don't agree with you and you can't handle not being right, then give the reason "women just don't understand logic" to justify ignoring arguments that make you uncomfortable or that you think are stupid. you filter their arguments through their gender. reign in your misogynistic bias dick shit

3 hours later 5225042 Anonymous
>get extremely jealous/mad when I hang out with other girls/how I act around other girls >rejects me when i ask them on a date >barely keeps conversations going I wish I was fucking kidding, but this happens all the time

3 hours later 5225059 Anonymous
>>5224620 This. Im all for arguing and her actually having opinions, but arguing with them often leads to ad hominems followed by a clusterfuck of emotions, stomping off and not talking to you. They take things too seriously and can't let go.

3 hours later 5225087 Allons-y
I hate it when older men stare at me, even if they try to hide it. For example, this 33 year old guy I used to work with would follow me on the stairs so he could "discretely" stare at my ass, and he would look at my tits a lot too. It was really blatant and I would have gone to human resources but I was afraid they would straight out fire him.

3 hours later 5225094 Anonymous
>>5224747 >several ideas >wrong decision >can only pick one picks none of yours, but still asked

3 hours later 5225097 Anonymous
>>5223810 THIS. FUCKING THIS. SO MUCH RAGE AND HATE.

3 hours later 5225125 Anonymous
>>5225094 Your inability to do the right thing is what caused you to be in the position of needing advice in the first place. Your judgement of those ideas is most likely severely faulty. An outside opinion is often exactly what you want and need.

3 hours later 5225126 Anonymous
>>5225087 did you tell him not to? Its like all brain functions have been relegated to the dick. Nothing makes me hate guys as much as this, turning into a dumbass over the sight of a woman. for the record, im a guy

3 hours later 5225143 Allons-y
>>5225126 No, that would have been quite awkward. I did shoot him a few angry looks though.

3 hours later 5225148 Anonymous
>>5224620 Did it occur to you that you might just be stupid?

3 hours later 5225168 Anonymous
>>5225126 i understand that, but i think the best way forward is to force the other guy into one decision, rather than offer several which makes a flaky person even more wishy-washy and choose an arbitrary measure into deciding what choice to take. Of course, if your advice doesnt work, then you will get blamed (which is why I usually let them figure it out themselves)

3 hours later 5225216 Anonymous
>>5225040 >implying biological sex has anything to do with logical capability It definitely does! This is scientifically proven. >implying only women get emotional or take things personally They do more often than men. I'm not saying men don't. I think your reply and anger is a good illustration of what I was describing. Although, by replying, I am going against my own rule. But this is the Internet. If we were talking in person I'd probably just say "i'm sorry, you're right" instead of explaining the logical reasons why you are wrong.

3 hours later 5225218 Anonymous
>>5223047 I have to confess, I make fun of cute girls that I hang out with sometimes, even if I like them. I don't even do it to be mean, I just do out of instinct. It's ok though because I'm already friendzoned by her beyond recovery.

3 hours later 5225274 Anonymous
>>5225218 Teasing/making fun of girls is essential. It's what a lot of the flirting people do is all about. Guys who don't have the balls to tease girls are most commonly friendzoned.

3 hours later 5225291 Anonymous
>>5225216 Oh dear lord, this is some grade A "told".

4 hours later 5225532 Anonymous
>>5225274 Yea, I'm just bro zoned, which is better because we can just chill and play vidya like normal friends. Hell, I could be responding to her right now because she frequents this board.

4 hours later 5225558 Anonymous
>>5225532 Fuck you Mike, don't talk about me like that.

4 hours later 5225580 Anonymous
>>5225532 That actually sounds like a pretty cool situation. You're actually friends with her and not just 'friends' for the sake of her saying she's not interested without hurting your feelings so much.

4 hours later 5225719 Mr. Y
>>5224884 On now, in case you're still here. :) >>5224895 >when guys are not perfect >when guys expect girls to be some approximation of perfect

4 hours later 5225748 Anonymous
>>5225042 That's because she wants to be your first and only option

4 hours later 5225764 Anonymous
>>5225580 Yea, it's awesome.

4 hours later 5225789 Anonymous
>>5225216 >They do more often than men. I'm not saying men don't. This is subjective to personal experience.

4 hours later 5225793 eeyore
>talking to girl last night >says she likes to send pictures >basically ask for some >mentions she hates her stomach (which is deliciously flat) and one-word replies me Welp that didn't go well. The one-word replying was dumb.

4 hours later 5225800 Pachacutec
>>5225719 You're here early :D bloxybloxblox

4 hours later 5226054 Anonymous
>>5223075 >and white Jesus christ, get rid of your friends. Honestly.

5 hours later 5226562 Anonymous
>>5224619 Not him, but it does get very annoying when just one person keeps saying to you. Especially when they say it as if to remind or as if there was some way you hadn't noticed already.

5 hours later 5226662 Anonymous
>>5226562 Because tallness is that fucking attractive.

8 hours later 5228909 Anonymous
>>5226662 Most of the time that's probably not what's even going through people's minds. It always seems to be the sort of person who can't keep an internal monologue and just spews out his or her every waking thought.

11 hours later 5231215 Anonymous
Not talking about the femanons of 4chan, but the girls in my high school, (yes I'm 18). Any comment they make over the internet, any joke relating to "lol may mays lol geek nerd girl I play video games XDXDXD"

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