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2013-01-13 07:16 5217154 Anonymous (Capture.jpg 730x480 58kB)
When you die, there will be no glorious wikipedia page with your name and accomplishments. Just picture it, if you really wanted to be good at something, do something creative and gain the will to power and conquer fear. ITT we put our dream first line in our wikipedia article. You're dead, what does it say? Christopher (Chris) Anon (April 17, 1987 - June 5, 2085) was a Canadian born novelist, short story writer and essayist whose published work is almost entirely in the science fiction genre. Anon explored sociological, political and technological themes in novels dominated by transhuman philosophy, authoritarian governments, and altered states of being.

1 min later 5217164 Anonymous
Why would I want to be remembered?

3 min later 5217183 Anonymous
My dreams are dead. Fuck you Chris for bringing this topic up.

5 min later 5217204 Anonymous
>This Anon-related article is a stub. You can help by expanding it.

5 min later 5217205 Anonymous
>>5217154 >When you die, there will be no glorious wikipedia page with your name and accomplishments. I'm planning to kill a shitload of people.

5 min later 5217212 Anonymous
Vincent Anon/r9k/ (October 31, 1993 - November 1, 2027) was a musician, vocalist, and guitarist from the grunge band dontknowyet . The band managed to sell millions of albums worldwide before Vincent's death, caused by a self-inflicted gunshot to the head. Uhh I'm sure there's more. I'm not very good at this.

8 min later 5217247 Anonymous (thatfingfeel.jpg 500x461 39kB)
Ricky Anon (January 9, 1991 - June 5, 2085) was a anti-social video game enthusiast who also browsed the popular website 4chan daily. Numerous people state that he has never had a sexual encounter with women. The actions of the shooting are still unknown.

9 min later 5217250 Anonymous
Mark Anon (November 12, 1993 - January 26, 2050) was an Australian/German Neurochemist, Pharmacist, author and engineer who is best known for developing and testing psychoactive compounds including the majority of the Oxy-ergolines and similar psychedelics [1][2]. He was the primary figure in legalising psychedelics in the 20's, monetising court cases and backing bills in the US Lower House.

10 min later 5217267 Anonymous
I do have a wikipedia article, actually. When I was in high school, this guy I knew who loved wikipedia made one for me. It's only got one sentence in it, but still. I have a wikipedia article and therefore I am better then you.

11 min later 5217282 Anonymous
James Anon (May 9, 1992 - May 9, 2015) was a California man responsible for the shootings deaths of 53 people in a Pasadena mall on May 9, 2015. Along with 53 dead, 19 were injured and his life was ended with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head. Call me edgy, IDGAF

14 min later 5217323 Anonymous
It's disturbing how many of you want to be remembered for taking the lives of innocent people.

16 min later 5217344 Anonymous
>>5217323 -2/10 troll. If serious: go and lurk some more

17 min later 5217354 Anonymous (1291978670596.jpg 387x505 98kB)
>>5217323 >innocent people >innocent I will kill only the impure.

17 min later 5217369 Anonymous
>>5217267 Post it so I can vandalise it.

20 min later 5217395 Anonymous
>>5217154 Way to steal your entire entry from the Philip K Dick wikipedia page. Literally word for word. Way to be original, you plagiarizing cunt. Anyway, Adam Anon (September 25, 1990-March 4, 2068) was an American born novelist and short story writer. He is best known for his Pulitzer Prize-winning work Jesus Wept, a collection of experimental short stories focusing on themes of celebrity and notoriety in 21st century America. Michiko Kakutani of the New York Times called Anon "a writer of immense emotion, combining the best of Joan Didion's exacting eye with the eerie uncanny of O'Connor's finest Southern Gothics.

23 min later 5217440 Anonymous
>>5217354 If you're killing random people, you can't be sure all of them are impure. Children are not impure, either.

24 min later 5217463 Marker
Nigga I'm already going down in history as Mr. Punyverse 2008, I don't eed anything else.

25 min later 5217468 Anonymous
>>5217440 >If you're killing random people, you can't be sure all of them are impure. I wouldn't just start mowing down crowds with an assault rifle. >Children are not impure, either. lel

31 min later 5217556 Anonymous
>>5217395 That's...actually not bad. I'd read the rest of that Wikipedia article.

32 min later 5217571 Anonymous
>>5217154 Anon Van Der Linde (September 6, 1989 - January 13, 2081) was a Dutch born novelist, publishing eleven novels and thirty-three short stories. He is best known for his fourth novel, God's Kingdom, where seven successful characters each representing one of the seven deadly sins find their demise in their quest for sensation. He is also known for his work in the field of clinical psychology and mental illness.

34 min later 5217614 Anonymous
Enzo Anonso (April 22, 1985 - Februrary 31, 2025) was an American Electrical Engineer best known for his pioneering work with microwave radiation. At the university of Anonsberg , he conducted successful research into using microwave radiation for both extreme-long-range communication, and in defensive weapons systems. He holds multiple patents on the subject, and many non-lethal weapons systems he designed are in use by the United States Armed Forces. He was killed in his laboratory, electrocuted by a high-voltage power supply. Murder/suicide controversy: Enzo was found dead in his laboratory, killed by electrocution. His hands had come into contact with two live un-insulated wires, sending an electric current across his heart and causing cardiac arrest. This surprised all who knew him, as he was known for practicing safety at all times and there was no reason for him to have used un-insulated wires in the experiment. Upon conducting an autopsy, it was discovered that Anonso had a high concentration of Diazepam in his system, an opiate sedative. A laboratory assistant was arrested and charged with the murder of Anonso, after her fingerprints were discovered on the wires and his hands. The case was thrown out in court due to evidence being purely circumstantial. Several weeks later, an anonymous student stepped forward and claimed that a suicide note was present at the scene of his death, which stated that he had electrocuted himself. The student claimed that the note was confiscated by Anonso's family when they learned of it. No suicide note was ever found, and his death was officially ruled an accident. I would hope that my work will be remembered after I'm gone. I'd also love for my life to have a certain element of mystery to it...

35 min later 5217624 Anonymous
>>5217369 That's precisely why I have no intention of doing such a thing.

48 min later 5217845 Anonymous
Dawn Anon (September 18, 1989 - January 27, 2080) was an American explorer, author, filmmaker, scholar and translator of Japanese, French and Czech literature. Her prolific output includes more than nineteen original novels, eighty-one translations of novels, fourteen acclaimed documentaries and more than a dozen lecture series. She regularly lectured and taught at over sixty universities in the U.S.A.

55 min later 5217964 Anonymous
>>5217845 Gotta love how the only female in the thread picks completely useless and meaningless libtard "accomplishments".

59 min later 5218017 Anonymous
>>5217369 There was a point around 2005 or 2006 when entries were being made for everyone. It was some kind of civil war within Wikipedia between "inclusions" and "exclusionists". I was running a popular website at the time and someone made one for me. Since I have a unisex name, it occurred to me that most people had no idea if I was male or female, much less anything about me. Let that sink in. I found a sympathetic editor who nominated it for deletion, but then someone else recreated it. Eventually I encouraged my readers to deface it in the most ludicrous manner possible -- it turned into something like > Anon is a gay transexual pirate who...

1 hours later 5218033 Anonymous
>>5217964 Documentaries and exploration are useless/meaningless "libtard" things?

1 hours later 5218059 Anonymous
>>5218033 Yes. libtardblox

1 hours later 5218063 Anonymous
>>5217964 Almost all of the men in the thread have similarly useless and meaningless accomplishments. >>5217571 >>5217395 >>5217247 >>5217212 >>5217154

1 hours later 5218071 Anonymous
>>5217845 >tfw no qt gf with interest in French literaure

1 hours later 5218078 Anonymous (cats in hats.jpg 550x366 47kB)
Fuck you OP there will be. I'm not saying it'll be fucking epic, but there will be one. I'm going to get my PhD in something pertaining to model based Ecology. I'm going to finish the novel I've been working on. I'm going to join the military and get into hijinks and mishaps. All of these things I am currently working on with fervor. You can too. Grab life by the horns, jump on top of it, and make it your bitch as you ride into the sunset.

1 hours later 5218098 Anonymous
Jon Anonymous (November 16th, 1993 - April 20th, 20XX) was widely known as "The World's Biggest Faggot", winning the most titles in the prestigious "World's Biggest Faggot Awards" every year from 2012 to 2030, when he officially retired. He shocked the world by actually knowing that feel when qtgf. He died when his private leer jet veered into a mountain somewhere over the Caucaus Mountains by the sheer weight of all the supermodels on board. He is interred on the grounds of his estate in Keller, Texas, called "The Palace of Feels". His posthumously published autobiography, "I, Faggot", is a New York Times Best Seller.

1 hours later 5218107 Anonymous
>>5218059 How? Documentaries are exclusively concerned with liberal arts and social sciences. I suppose the kind of exploration I had in mind would mostly benefit zoology, biology and the earth sciences that STEM majors despise though.

1 hours later 5218116 Anonymous
>>5218107 haha, that was meant to be an aren't*

1 hours later 5218155 Anonymous (GOPHER_IT__.jpg 527x814 182kB)
>>5217205 better not just be an angsty faggot

1 hours later 5218185 Anonymous
>>5218071 Shouldn't be all that hard to find, especially if you mostly want a girl into Hugo, Flaubert, Zola and the other standard French classics. Loads of people have began reading Les Miserables now.

1 hours later 5218239 Anonymous
Catharine ------ (September 25, 1991 - November 1, 2086) was an American geophysicist. She is most known for her research in earth history and plate tectonics. She is the author of a novella detailing her short stay in prison after she and a statistician friend (Carrie ------) were accused of falsely reporting data concerning two large oil companies. I have no idea how to write a Wikipedia article, but I did my best.

1 hours later 5218290 Anonymous
Anon M Anon (b. June 2, 1987 - ***see note) After winning a 300million jackpot in 2013, Anon went on to become a well known Philanthropist and helped fund the startup of several successful companies such as - and - and -. Anon was well known do donating generous amounts of money to charities and for continuing to live modestly in a small home in the woods in Northern Wisconsin. Though professed to be a terrible public speaker as a young adult, Anon spent much time promoting favourite causes as well as attending many charity functions. Anon spent free time at home on their hobby farm and rarely went anywhere without a faithful dog companion. As of 2070 Anon M Anon funded a research team that funded dimensional travel. After donating all assets to preferred parties, anon departed from this world into the body of an orphaned eight year old boy in a world eerily similar to that of Pokemon, a video and card game invented in 1998. Anon is currently working with researchers on a way to send entire bodies through to other dimensions and not just ones consciousness.The original body of Anon is being held in indefinite stasis. Indefinite stasis was invented in 2062 and leaves the user asleep and unaware but forever undying.

1 hours later 5218324 Anonymous
>>5217845 >American explorer u wot m8 This isn't the 1700's.

1 hours later 5218355 Anonymous
>>5217154 pretentious, should kill self >>5217212 grunge is dead >>5217247 >the actions of the shooting are still unknown >never had a sexual encounter with women >91 years old >fag >>5217250 idiot post-stoner. >>5217282 >May 9, 2015 why not next week? >>5217395 a little pretentious, not awful though. obituary deserved. >>5217571 faaaaaaaaaag. jesus christ there are a lot of aspiring writers on here. at least try for a less gimmicky/better-titled work than "god's kingdom". >>5217614 at least you want to progress humanity. but really, you plan on still being edgy 12 years from now? 12 years is a long time, you could improve your life. no excuses. >>5217845 another writer. gtfo, go write. >>5218098 laughed. you deserve an obit.

1 hours later 5218363 Anonymous
Anon F Anon [citation needed] lived a pointless life and died a pointless death

1 hours later 5218393 Anonymous
>I'm going to die someday >implicando I already know the way. No existential angst off my balls.

1 hours later 5218423 Anonymous
>>5218355 Don't worry, my long running feud with previous "Biggest Faggot Award" champion John Yapo will cement my place in world history and probably earn me an obituary.

1 hours later 5218443 Anonymous
Pretentiousness: The Thread. Print is dead.

1 hours later 5218496 Anonymous
what an embarrassing thread

1 hours later 5218586 Anonymous
lol yfw none of you work 1/50 hard enough to achieve these things. You lazy white fuckers. Keep making excuses.

1 hours later 5218618 Anonymous
Anon Anondez He was some guy who won lottery and started mining business somewhere in Africa that made him richer and Africa less poor. He was ok guy, but he died when the Africans got super mad at him when he wanted sodomy to be legal. The pissed off Africans tied him to tire and set him on fire while Anon allegedly yelled that his ghost will haunt them and encourage African men to sodomize one another. There are legends and rumors that Anon's ghost still sodomizes to this day.

1 hours later 5218636 Anonymous
>>5218355 Mine wasn't really about being a novelist though. It was much more research-oriented and translation based. I didn't really mean to put "novels" so much as "books," since most of what I plan to write is going to be non-fiction.

1 hours later 5218742 Anonymous
Dan (Danon) Anon (August 21, 1992 - April 20, 2023) had the gnarliest porn collection the human race has ever seen. When the white man finally succeeded in censoring the internet in 2016, he supplied the masses with fap material from an age believed to be forgotten. When Carmella Bing wasn't fat, and Lisa Ann wasn't retired. He became the harbinger of a new era of pornography bootlegging, known as Pussyfooting. His influence spread across the United States, and would soon inspire an uprising against censorship. More than those SOPA/PIPA petition hippies could ever dream of. Unfortunately, Danon would not live to see Pussyfooting's victory. On a cool and lonely breezy afternoon, on April 20th, 2023, Danon's headquarters (Formerly Brazzers Studios) was attacked by President Adolf Bin-JLH Castro-Bush's LGBTQ Army of Republicans. He was caught off guard, blazing it 420 style with his homies. He would become a martyr for the cause he believed in most. Free, unregulated, pornography. He died, purr in the eyes of our Lord, a virgin.

2 hours later 5218913 Anonymous
>tfw there is a wikipedia article about me

2 hours later 5218989 Anonymous
Anon (Anon) Anon (May 10, 1994 - January 1, 2100) was a Romanian born chemist who synthesized the world's first attachable XNA (Xeno Nucleic Acid). He discivered immortality but never shared it with anyone, and sestroyed all his work on december 31st, 2099. He died of natural causes on January 1st, 2100 with a note attached to his chest that read "I only did it because i wanted to see the calendar say 2100."

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