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2019-04-19 02:17 52003550 Anonymous (B7492740-35A5-4170-AD92-F4337AC826F7.gif 220x213 459kB)
>be me
>literal retard
>go my entire life with a suspicion that black people are made out of chocolate
>start doing research and finding evidence that supports my theory
>eventually find overwhelming evidence that black people are under made out of chocolate and are edible
>test out my theory on my wife's boyfriend
>bite into his flesh
>mfw it's true
>consume his entire cocoa body
>nothing is left, all in my stomach
>it's the best tasting chocolate i've ever had, insanely delicious
>start craving more
>for the next year I go around devouring black people for their chocolate
>I live in the south so they're in great abundance
>if I want a light snack I go to the hospital and chow down on one of the newborns
>if i'm a bit hungrier i'll go to the obesity clinic
>one day get unbelievable craving
>stomach is grumbling so loud that it wakes the neighbors
>know that I need to eat an absolute giant black man immediately
>and I know just who will satisfy my hunger
>Shaquille O'Neal
>track him down
>get him alone
>get a stepladder and climb up so I can bite into his skull
>as I am about to eat him I notice something
>he has a fruit sticker on the top of his head
>peel it off
>mfw this gives him time to escape and he gets away
>mfw I get arrested and sentenced to the death penalty
1 min later 52003568 Anonymous
>>52003550
/b/ tier thread kill yourself
3 min later 52003596 Anonymous
>>52003568
Thanks for the advice my chigga
31 min later 52003933 Anonymous (1544594836681.jpg 480x488 22kB)
>>52003550
I like your humor Anon.
Thanks for making me laugh.
36 min later 52003992 Anonymous
>>52003550
apparently when i was 4 i thought that drinking too much chocolate milk was the reason why people were black
49 min later 52004167 Anonymous
>>52003992
>apparently when i was 4 i thought that drinking too much chocolate milk was the reason why people were black
fucking based
50 min later 52004189 Anonymous (20129487239acb6998e91c305c9fe005.jpg 306x451 48kB)
>consume his entire cocoa body
53 min later 52004226 Anonymous
>>52004189
13%50% with a side of fava beans
1 hours later 52004380 Anonymous
>>52003992
Did you avoid chocolate milk or did you drink a lot
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