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2019-04-19 02:17 52003550 Anonymous (B7492740-35A5-4170-AD92-F4337AC826F7.gif 220x213 459kB)
>be me >literal retard >go my entire life with a suspicion that black people are made out of chocolate >start doing research and finding evidence that supports my theory >eventually find overwhelming evidence that black people are under made out of chocolate and are edible >test out my theory on my wife's boyfriend >bite into his flesh >mfw it's true >consume his entire cocoa body >nothing is left, all in my stomach >it's the best tasting chocolate i've ever had, insanely delicious >start craving more >for the next year I go around devouring black people for their chocolate >I live in the south so they're in great abundance >if I want a light snack I go to the hospital and chow down on one of the newborns >if i'm a bit hungrier i'll go to the obesity clinic >one day get unbelievable craving >stomach is grumbling so loud that it wakes the neighbors >know that I need to eat an absolute giant black man immediately >and I know just who will satisfy my hunger >Shaquille O'Neal >track him down >get him alone >get a stepladder and climb up so I can bite into his skull >as I am about to eat him I notice something >he has a fruit sticker on the top of his head >peel it off >mfw this gives him time to escape and he gets away >mfw I get arrested and sentenced to the death penalty

1 min later 52003568 Anonymous
>>52003550 /b/ tier thread kill yourself

3 min later 52003596 Anonymous
>>52003568 Thanks for the advice my chigga

31 min later 52003933 Anonymous (1544594836681.jpg 480x488 22kB)
>>52003550 I like your humor Anon. Thanks for making me laugh.

36 min later 52003992 Anonymous
>>52003550 apparently when i was 4 i thought that drinking too much chocolate milk was the reason why people were black

49 min later 52004167 Anonymous
>>52003992 >apparently when i was 4 i thought that drinking too much chocolate milk was the reason why people were black fucking based

50 min later 52004189 Anonymous (20129487239acb6998e91c305c9fe005.jpg 306x451 48kB)
>consume his entire cocoa body

53 min later 52004226 Anonymous
>>52004189 13%50% with a side of fava beans

1 hours later 52004380 Anonymous
>>52003992 Did you avoid chocolate milk or did you drink a lot

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