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2019-04-19 12:39 52002851 Anonymous (37BBDF95-9116-48D8-B720-170855B2FB6F.jpg 480x360 48kB)
> be Canadian
> go to Sea World San Diego
> sitting in audience and pumped because I’m about to watch some orcas perform like subjugated trained monkeys for me
> “Ladies and gentlemen, before we start, can we please give a round of applause for our fine men and women in our armed services? Those who are serving, please stand”
> applause literally goes on for like 3 minutes straight
Weirdest shit ever for me as a Canadian. This was back in 2013, so I’m not sure if the rah rah military stuff goes on still, but wtf do whales have to do with the military? Do you guys find this military worship stuff embarrassing?
1 min later 52002852 Anonymous
>>52002851
It's called patriotism, Huang.
2 min later 52002853 Anonymous
there is a military base in san diego. wtf do you expect? dumb leaf
3 min later 52002854 Anonymous
>>52002852
Yeah, we definitely need to remind everyone constantly what these welfare queens sacrificed for the continued security and prosperity of Israel.
4 min later 52002855 Anonymous
Yes I find it embarrassing
9 min later 52002856 Anonymous
>>52002851
What else unites the United States besides their miltiary? Do Americans have a culture to be proud of? Do they have religious or racial unity?
>Culture
Eating fast food, listening to black rappers, watching black people toss misshapen leather balls
>Religion
Less than 10% of professed Christians in America have even read the Bible
>Race
They are a genetic garbage dump
The US military is the only element holding their shit country together.
9 min later 52002857 Anonymous
>>52002854
Bitch from a bitch country mad their military doesnt fuck hahahahahahaha
12 min later 52002858 Anonymous
>>52002856
Literally the best and greatest country on earth, and the literal last bastion of liberty.
Stay mad.
13 min later 52002859 Anonymous
>>52002851
No sorry leaf being Alpha asf we tend to appreciate ou badasses, I mean dont get me wrong I understand Betas like you and your country"men" Cant understand this but we will still let you look at us and secretly wish you were us!
14 min later 52002860 Anonymous
>>52002851
Does anyone have that picture of the shirt that says something about the only time I kneel is to suck an officers dick?
15 min later 52002861 Anonymous
>>52002851
>Went with barracks friends back in 2012
>Basked in the applause and felt okay for once
>Also felt cringe
15 min later 52002862 Anonymous
>>52002851
San Diego is a military town, with several bases within and around the city...
17 min later 52002863 Anonymous
>>52002856
Insecurity is such an ugly thing
18 min later 52002864 Anonymous
>>52002856
>culture
>doesn’t include dixie
I ought to lynch you
19 min later 52002865 Anonymous
>>52002858
It's not. Take it from someone who moved south to Mexico. America is just a factory for sociopaths, everyone is disgusted by each other. American women are terrible and will cheat on you and divorce you. Meanwhile, Mexican girls will ask to marry you within 4 minutes of meeting you.
23 min later 52002866 Anonymous
Any other san diegans here? Where's the cheapest place to get ammo. I've tried LAX and clairemont wally world, they were decent.
37 min later 52002867 Anonymous
>>52002865
>brags about being surrounded by beaner golddiggers
yikes
39 min later 52002868 Anonymous
>>52002854
Not my fault Canada is a failed Chinese colony. USA USA USA
40 min later 52002869 Anonymous
>>52002856
Now tell the class why Americans own the world and you pussies can't put us down for 5 minutes? Rent free.
46 min later 52002921 Anonymous
Because the American military literally owns the planet. they deserve to be recognized and celebrated for the dominant force that they are.
50 min later 52002972 Anonymous
>>52002851
Yes it is embarrassing, at least to me. It started after 9/11, when we experienced our first attack from a foreign country that actually killed normal people. Then the military went out to terrorize Western Asia as revenge and Americans started busting nuts over it. We got dumb shit pumped into our heads like Arabs hating Americans just because they hate our freedom.
Now you're not even allowed to say that the war we've been in for almost two decades is meaningless or else you're a traitor.
55 min later 52003032 Anonymous
>>52002972
>Now you're not even allowed to say that the war we've been in for almost two decades is meaningless or else you're a traitor
The wars ended almost a decade ago dude. The amount of deployed troops that we have is like 5% of what it was in 2009. There hasn't been any major combat action for American troops since 2012 and the USMC hasn't even taken a combat fatality since 2014.
57 min later 52003055 Anonymous
>>52003032
Doesn't change the fact that criticizing the meaningless wars in any way makes you a traitor. And the wars are still going on. The fact that we still have troops running around the Middle East and Africa and Obama was doing drone strikes (but that doesn't really count as war teehee) means that the wars are still going
58 min later 52003076 Anonymous
>>52003055
>The fact that we still have troops running around the Middle East and Africa and Obama was doing drone strikes (but that doesn't really count as war teehee) means that the wars are still going
No it doesnt.
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