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2013-01-08 12:45 5143314 Anonymous (1277871373384.jpg 1600x1200 217kB)
It must be great to have societal worth just for having a vagina and be able to get anything you want by crying hard enough or sucking cock good enough. And to have your safety be paramount to the point where men are expected to give their lives for you. And all you have to do is have one child and you pretty much become the most important, infallible, unreproachable figure in the West, a mother.
How comfortable and easy are your lives, fembots? Is it even possible for you to imagine what it must like to be the disposable gender and have your life mean absolutely nothing?
1 min later 5143346 Anonymous
I'm starting to wonder how you guys can just make exactly the same threads again and again, I'm seriously wondering why none of you seem to have grown tired of this shit
1 min later 5143350 Anonymous
>>5143314
>that motherfucking camel toe
all of my hnngh
didn't give me a boner, but elicited a good erotic appreciation of that picture from me.
5 min later 5143402 Anonymous
dat cunt looks great
5 min later 5143406 Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
This just in, females and males have diferent brians
6 min later 5143412 Anonymous
>>5143346
it's not the same person, /r9k/ has a bunch of people
but yeah I hope it isn't the game person
6 min later 5143422 Anonymous
It doesn't work if the woman is ugly
or shorter than 5 feet
Or has an ugly face, nose
7 min later 5143431 Anonymous
>>5143406
That doesn't mean anything.
7 min later 5143437 Anonymous
god damn. this is probably the closest I've come to saving a picture from 4chan
8 min later 5143444 Anonymous
>>5143346
>I'm starting to wonder how you guys can just make exactly the same threads again and again
Because it's true? I don't see you debunking anything.
9 min later 5143455 Anonymous (Fry.jpg 639x357 73kB)
>>5143406
I wish I had my own brian we could be bros
10 min later 5143460 Anonymous
>>5143422
Except for the fact that there will always be a male with more spent up semen than self-esteem.
And the fact that 80% of females throughout human history reproduced and yet only 40% of males did the same thing.
10 min later 5143466 Anonymous
>>5143444
>I don't see you debunking anything.
because we don't fucking give a shit
10 min later 5143468 Anonymous
>>5143422
shorter than 5 feet
She can still be hot
And I have gotten crushes on cute girls with ugly noses
11 min later 5143471 Anonymous
>>5143346
I'm starting to wonder how you girls can just go on the exact same shopping trips again and again, I'm seriously wondering why none of you seem to have grown tired of this shit.
11 min later 5143478 Anonymous
I find it more amusing that males think that their penis is so important, it changes who a woman is entirely because they've taken her virginity.
12 min later 5143483 Anonymous
>>5143478
Considering how women will only ever love the man who took their virginity I doubt it.
13 min later 5143492 Anonymous
>>5143478
It kinda does: she measures all other men according to how good her first one was.
14 min later 5143522 Anonymous (FitIn.jpg 600x889 656kB)
>>5143314
>mfw I suspect that you're a woman.
15 min later 5143527 gothanon
>>5143471
MATERIALIZM. DEY LUVV IT!!!!!!!
Woman's nesting instinct.
16 min later 5143533 Anonymous
>>5143406
>brians
18 min later 5143550 Anonymous (pathetic_compilation.png 1363x456 131kB)
>>5143346
I agree with you and in fact I'm actually recording these. Here's the two I have so far. OP will have his added to this slowly growing compilation.
18 min later 5143557 Anonymous
>>5143314
>Is it even possible for you to imagine what it must like to be the disposable gender and have your life mean absolutely nothing?
yes
wouldsuck/10
but hey, apparently your life means something to someone because you're on a computer and have probably eaten within the last 12 hours
>>5143444
being true =/= being worthy of a thread every day on a board meant for OC
>>>/pol/
>>>/soc/
hell, even >>>/cgl/ would be better suited for this
18 min later 5143558 Anonymous
Another incredibly original thread straight from /r9k/. God you guys are brilliant.
19 min later 5143561 Anonymous
>>5143314
>It must be great to have societal worth
I am sorry that you do not. I do not really feel like I do either, but I suppose that privileged people are blind to it.
>just for having a vagina
Men are the ones who want to shove their cocks into it so badly that they will do almost anything for the chance.
>get anything you want by crying hard enough
We cannot help crying. You are the ones who react to it.
>or sucking cock good enough
Which is done because the guy having it done enjoys it. Having sex with men is not some conspiracy to control them. Maybe I like cocks?
>And to have your safety be paramount
No one seems to have to tell men to protect us. You guys just do.
>men are expected to give their lives for you
I do not expect this, but plenty of men would do it anyway. I would actually feel pretty terrible if someone died in my place.
>How comfortable and easy are your lives, fembots?
Well, it's not THAT easy. I still have to work, which is difficult when it is so difficult to find employment or begin a career. If I cannot find work, I'll still end up homeless.
>the disposable gender
We do not see you like that. You act as if the whole world is against you.
>have your life mean absolutely nothing?
And does yours mean something? Our lives all have meaning to us, but no one will remember me when I am gone. Will you be remembered?
19 min later 5143567 Anonymous
/r9k/ : the joke that just keeps on joking
Seriously, this is a TROLL BOARD. No one here is really this pathetic, right?
20 min later 5143571 Anonymous
>>5143483
>tfw you took her virginity and she still left you for an alpha
20 min later 5143574 swami
i agree we have it easier
but
only attractive girls do, anyways
21 min later 5143584 Anonymous
>>5143422
I'm fine with women shorter than 5 feet
21 min later 5143586 Anonymous
>>5143567
>No one here is really this pathetic, right?
i have bad news
21 min later 5143588 Anonymous
>>5143561
>We do not see you like that.
Literally every woman only sees men as a disposable tool to be discarded when it's not useful anymoe.
22 min later 5143597 Anonymous
>>5143588
Literally every man only sees women as a disposable tool to be discarded when it's not useful anymoe.
23 min later 5143613 Anonymous
>>5143561
>Women are privilleged
It's the fault of men, let them solve it!
>Women are disadvantaged on the job market despite the feminization of the education system because they're fucking retarded
It's the fault of men, let them solve it!
tl;dr: Women have no responsibility for anything they do. In this regard, they're worse than dogs, because a dog won't blame a man for shitting on the carpet.
24 min later 5143625 Anonymous
>>5143561
>We cannot help crying
Neither can I but that makes me a coward and lowers my worth as a human being.
>We do not see you like that
Maybe not about every male, but I've never met any girl who has thought of me at all let alone explicitly as disposable.
29 min later 5143686 Anonymous
women are cunts, get what you can from them and move on.
29 min later 5143689 Anonymous
Ya, its pretty cool being hot girl. I can haz sex with whoever I want. I booty called a rockstar last weekend.
31 min later 5143724 Anonymous
>>5143314
Both genders generalize like fuck. Seriously though, guys have it great. If I had a choice I would have been born a dude.
There's the obvious, no monthly bleeding out of your genitals and no having to worry about it when you don't. You don't have to carry shitty kids or worry about getting pregnant. You don't have to worry about your appearance as much because being scruffy is considered boyish behaviour. Openly stating that you haven't washed is much less disgusting. You can actually have good male friends who are far better than female friends, once found. Fapping is expected from you. You're allowed to be an asshole if you so wish because it's expected of your gender, which isn't so unfortunate cause you don't have to tip-toe around the truth, like girls do with eachother. You can not wear a bra without being stared at and whispered about. I fucking hate bras man.
Lastly, you have penises. The world is your toilet and there's generally a guarantee that when you have sex, you WILL orgasm.
Man, I'd trade a v for a d any day.
33 min later 5143738 Anonymous
>>5143724
Most of those things are wrong, it seems you're talking about male assholes rather than males.
38 min later 5143787 Anonymous
>>5143724
>There's the obvious, no monthly bleeding out of your genitals and no having to worry about it when you don't.
Instead you either have to or masturbate regularly or else enjoy your crushing testicular pain.
>You don't have to carry shitty kids or worry about getting pregnant.
Instead you have to worry about other people getting pregnant because they sabotaged the condo, and forcing you to pay up
>You don't have to worry about your appearance as much because being scruffy is considered boyish behaviour.
But you won't get laid if you don't.
>Openly stating that you haven't washed is much less disgusting.
And yet the generalization of an ugly man as a greasy neckbeard exists.
>Fapping is expected from you.
Yet only women are allowed to shamelessly own sex toys.
>You're allowed to be an asshole if you so wish because it's expected of your gender
And women are allowed to be bitches or useless invalids and say "lol its my period" (sometimes they don't even need to do that
>The world is your toilet and there's generally a guarantee that when you have sex, you WILL orgasm.
Meanwhile, women have no guaranteed orgasm but guaranteed sex. Which sounds better?
39 min later 5143812 Anonymous
>>5143724
>You don't have to carry shitty kids or worry about getting pregnant.
You don't have to either.
>You're allowed to be an asshole if you so wish because it's expected of your gender
Only if you're attractive, otherwise you're a weirdo/creeper/asshole.
>You don't have to worry about your appearance as much because being scruffy is considered boyish behaviour.
Again, only if you're inherently attractive. Otherwise you're even more of a weirdo/creeper/other generic insult.
40 min later 5143827 Anonymous
>>5143588
I certainly don't. Men are people. I expect things from people sometimes in relationships (sex and attention, for example), but men do that too. Everybody has expectations. If people treated you like that, then try to meet new people who are not sociopaths.
>>5143597
I don't think that this is true either. That's how sociopaths think, not normal people.
>>5143613
I am not disadvantaged in the job market because of my gender. I just cannot find a job because the economy sucks. I was trying to explain that I still have to work and there are still consequences if I do not.
>>5143625
No, it doesn't. Maybe other men think that, but I don't. I've seen men cry though, so I doubt even many of them think like that. Maybe some people just say that because they are insecure and want to feel powerful by making you feel bad about yourself.
>>5143724
If you get pregnant with everything available today without wanting to, I'm not really sure what can be said for you. Men who don't wash or shave are disgusting, just like women who don't. I think that men spend a lot of time grooming and you just don't consider it, sort of like they don't consider how much we have to do. We can have male friends too without anything weird happening. Everyone lies about fapping, pretty much. I've seen men get mocked for admitting to it. Assholes are hated by everyone. I don't wear a bra and nobody cares. I guess that having a penis would be pretty great though.
42 min later 5143844 necrofag (1324162069808.jpg 241x230 20kB)
>jobless for the last two months
>couldn't have a child if I wanted to
>sleep on the floor
>can't make rent this week
>have had to forgo eating several times in the last month
>unable to get healthcare, worried about transportation, have no social network or support
>state and new job are of equal help to me as they would be for a man
>even if I had someone offer to be a sugar daddy or some shit, I couldn't provide for them sexually
Personally? My life fucking sucks right now and any man who has a supportive family or financial stability is infinitely better off than I am. I have to provide for myself, and the amount of charisma or social ease that I have is only aided by a hell of a lot of practice- not some God-given right because of what chromosomes I have. I'm sure that horribly unattractive men or women have a harder time than I do, but that's it. I envy any average or above average man.
OP, what is it that you're struggling to accomplish? Having trouble being accepted into school? Single? Can't get a job? What's the actual issue?
43 min later 5143856 Anonymous
>>5143738
Not the chick you were replying to, but I think if she were to become a male, she'd be an upstanding citizen if she so chose, as opposed to the sad saps that browse here.
Also yeah, I'd be a male. I'd be /fa/ as fuck.
Also you're taken seriously in the worlds of science and engineering.
44 min later 5143867 Anonymous
>>5143787
I don't think you quite understand how painful childbirth is.
45 min later 5143879 Anonymous
>>5143827
>I've seen men cry though, so I doubt even many of them think like that.
Whether they think it or not, girls will think "if he can't make himself happy, how can he make me happy".
I'd love to get hit by a car or something because I'm too much of a coward to kill myself.
45 min later 5143880 Anonymous
>>5143724
>If I had a choice I would have been born a dude.
same
as long as i had broad shoulders, respectable height, 6x6 intact dick, deep voice, big hands, and 7/10 facial aesthetics
45 min later 5143888 PlατΩ
>>5143787
>Instead you either have to or masturbate regularly or else enjoy your crushing testicular pain.
As someone who abstains I can tell you this isn't true.
48 min later 5143930 Anonymous
>>5143867
And pissing out kidney stones hurts even more, what's your point? Crying woe is me bullshit over something optional is pathetic.
48 min later 5143931 Anonymous
>>5143879
so get hit by a car
it's not hard
49 min later 5143939 Anonymous
>>5143888
How long have you been nofap?
52 min later 5143974 Anonymous
>>5143880
Funny, if I had a choice I'd be a white woman and I'd live life in easy mode. My male interests would be seen as cool and quirky, I'd only need to take care of the bare minimum hygiene requirements and still most people would think I'm hot, assuming I'd look like an average girl and not be horribly obese. I could get in higher education programs, high job positions etc. etc. purely because of my gender, I'd never be conscripted under any circumstance, if somebody even dares slap me there'd be an entire army of men to beat his shit. I'd get free drinks, free meals, free rides. Just calculating how much money I could save by being a woman makes my wallet hurt.
52 min later 5143976 Anonymous
>>5143738
>>5143787
>>5143812
>>5143827
I typed that out quite quickly, I'll admit, I didn't really read it over. Those were all silly examples, except the pregnancy thing cause I live in a country where abortion is illegal and I can't really afford to go abroad to get a baby scrambled.
Basically, guys can have it pretty easy too, is all I'm trying to say. Bitches are bitches and if your gender is stupid enough to submit to them then I guess it's both of our faults.
I will say one thing. I'd rather be part of the comfortable, relaxed, male brotherhood than part of the blood-sucking, soul-crushing, she-demon pack that is the female gender.
53 min later 5143993 Anonymous
>>5143888
i am on no fap 2013
do you get your wet dreams back if you don't fat
54 min later 5144005 Anonymous
>>5143993
fap*
the point is allowing semen to build up so that it gets expelled in a wet dream
i've had some before fapping and they where awesome
do you get them by not fapping?
56 min later 5144034 Anonymous
>>5143613
>It's the fault of men, let them solve it!
No, stop and think about it. Our privileges are your fault. Who presided over their implementation? There still are not all that many women in American politics. If you want your concerns to be taken seriously by those in power, you really are the ones who need to do something about it.
>>5143867
My mother said that it was essentially painless and that it is only bad if the doctor doesn't let you walk around before delivering. I haven't had any children yet, so I don't know. It cannot be any worse than being shot, which men are expected to be willing to do if drafted into the army.
>>5143879
But that's not even true. I do not think that. if a man isn't happy, it's probably because he's lonely or someone was mean to him. Maybe his job is stressful or maybe he's sick.
>I'm too much of a coward to kill myself.
Well, I think that's probably for the best. If we were brave enough to do that, our species might be in trouble every time things got bad.
>>5143888
I thought that doctors said that men should fap to prevent cancer or something.
>>5143974
It would not be easy unless you were born into money, really. You'd get sex more easily I guess and safety from conscription is a plus, but the rest is not what it's like at all. It's not really so great when everyone is trying to have sex with you though if you just want to be with one person in a normal relationship.
59 min later 5144082 Anonymous
>>5143478
It does. She always remembers her first. Do you think #45 is special? What was his name again... uh...
1 hours later 5144112 Anonymous
>>5144034
>Our privileges are your fault. Who presided over their implementation?
Feminists. They wanted to beak down all disadvantages women had under the old patriarchy while insisting okeeping the advantages intact.
>It would not be easy unless you were born into money, really.
Implying women need to earn their own money. Sure, maybe they do, but they need it a lot less than men. They can just date rich men.
>You'd get sex more easily I guess and safety from conscription is a plus
It's not a "plus", it's literally the difference between life and death you retard
>It's not really so great when everyone is trying to have sex with you
>All these people are attracted to me
>Oh woe is me, if only I were ugly, ignored and reviled!
You wouldn't last a day without all that attention.
1 hours later 5144118 Anonymous
>>5144034
>everyone is trying to have sex with you
Loling hard.
1 hours later 5144161 Anonymous
>>5143483
>>5143492
I never think of the guy who took my virginity. It hurt. All of our sex hurt. It wasn't good for me at all. I literally almost never think of him. And if I do, as I am now, it's only to reflect on how much better my current partner is.
1 hours later 5144176 Anonymous
>>5143314
If this isn't a troll, my god you're deluded.
1 hours later 5144180 Anonymous
>>5144112
Dude, most women can't "just date rich men". Not unless they had a whole lot of money of their own to make them look worthy of said rich man.
1 hours later 5144208 Anonymous
>>5144180
>Dude, most women can't "just date rich men". Not unless they aren't fat, know how to properly apply make-up and know where rich men hang out
Do you really think women need to make themselves "worthy" of a man? Honestly? Even if a rich women dates a poorfag, odds are he's still the one payng for the drinks.
1 hours later 5144380 Anonymous
>>5144082
I'm very conservative and I would never have sex outside of a relationship. I think that most women are more like me. A woman with forty-five partners clearly has problems and no one would actually want to have a relationship with her. For that matter, a women who has had five partners probably has problems.
>>5144112
>Feminists.
Well, sure. But who was actually in power? Unless I'm completely ignorant, the political types were men. Still are. Then again, feminist interests do look pretty wealthy to me and politicians are just waiting to retire as rich lobbyists, so that could be it. Whatever the case, I think that a lot of the people advocating for our privileges are male and that you need to get our there as a large group and make the world listen to your problems.
>Implying women need to earn their own money. They can just date rich men.
No rich man would date an unemployed girl with a GED. Sure, if I was a lazy bitch, I could probably get my only slightly better off boyfriend to support me, but that would be wrong. I also know men who are supported by their girlfriends.
> the difference between life and death
Well, you're right. I don't like the draft though. It's wrong to force people to join the army to fight for causes that they might not even believe in. The only service should be volunteer.
>You wouldn't last a day without all that attention.
I just wish that certain jerks would respect my relationship. The attention is unwanted.
1 hours later 5144383 Anonymous
>>5144208
Yes, yes I do. Guys can have pretty high standards too. The women that do make an effort in making themselves look good only do it because they need the attention. They feel like they wouldn't get any if they didn't put so much effort in, which is why some dumbass chicks don't let dudes see them without make-up or with their hair not done.
Prettiness is one of the things that effects a woman's ego most. Just look at all the products directed towards women and girls and in what way they're being advertised. It's all about needing to be attractive, even when it comes to cars and electronics. I'm not saying I agree with it, I'm saying a lot of women who aim to find themselves a rich man put a lot of effort into it because they are shallow women who have no self-worth, integrity or dignity and so they focus on looking pretty and getting rich.
1 hours later 5144429 Anonymous
>>5144380
. I think that most women are more like me.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1 hours later 5144445 Anonymous (Kana Minami 9.jpg 225x350 17kB)
>>5143557
>on a board meant for OC
You must be confusing /r9k/-robot9001 for /r9k/-robot9000.
Robot9001 is meant to shield the rest of 4chan from excessive bawwing and misogyny.
Robot9000 was meant for original content, but was deleted because of a lack of original content.
1 hours later 5144516 Anonymous
>>5144445
this nigger gets it
thank you, fucking screencapped
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