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2019-02-24 08:21 51146847 Anonymous (azaaaaaa.jpg 225x225 12kB)
I'm not gay, but when I see a nice, juicy, delicious looking cock my mouth starts watering and I imagine feeling it in my mouth and sucking it until it squirts. They just look so nice and beautiful, I don't see how I'm supposed to resist the urge to suck a good looking penis. Any other straight boys sometimes want to suck dick?

0 min later 51146858 Anonymous
I sincerely hope you are publically shamed and murdered for your deviancy.

2 min later 51146875 Anonymous
>>51146847 No thats gay. >This is an original comment.

2 min later 51146879 Anonymous
>>51146858 Could you elaborate on why? That's a pretty cruel thing to wish on a person.

4 min later 51146911 Anonymous
>>51146879 repressed gay trying to compensate.

5 min later 51146918 Anonymous
>>51146847 Yeah but I don't pretend I'm not bi.

5 min later 51146926 Anonymous
>>51146847 Ever imagine milking it with your butt until it squirts?

10 min later 51146999 Anonymous
I really like penis but I just wish they were attached to guys. Guys just look too masculine and have stubble or facial hair and it's disgusting.

15 min later 51147073 Anonymous
>>51146879 You faggots are constantly pushing your agenda here, looking to turn the vulnerable and lonely to your deviant hedonism so that you can presumably have a larger pool of partners. You constabtly plague the board with your garbage propoganda, constantly undermine the confidence of others, and come off as nothing but detrimental saboteurs and parasites. Furthermore, you cant keep yourselves to your own generals, boards, or websites. You constantly push and presume that all people accept you and that any resistance is simply a form of mental repression on the part of the individual who is disgusted with your bullshit. Case in point: >>51146911 I will say it again, I sincerely hope you and your kind are wiped from the face of this Earth, and I look forward to the day we will no monger have to tolerate your existence.

24 min later 51147186 Anonymous
>>51147073 >You [...] constantly undermine the confidence of others what do you mean? if you feel these threads are targetting you you might want to stop with the angry for a second and consider what makes you feel this way. not all gays are part of a jewish conspiracy (or any other conspiracy for that matter) trying to undermine your sexuality to turn you gay. the fact that you think threads like this one are made so that we can suck your dick ("looking to turn the vulnerable and lonely to your deviant hedonism so that you can presumably have a larger pool of partners") makes me think that you're literally out of your mind. you know how robots sometimes make threads about tfw no gf to [lewd] with? well, turns out that some gays also sometimes feel the drive to make similar threads, probably because they're lonely and want to share that info to see if anybody else relates. also, boards like lgbt are sfw, so no lewds there.

28 min later 51147246 Anonymous
>>51146847 I get you. There was this trap I went out with many years ago and I sucked his dick. I loved it because I love giving pleasure, but I never got actually hard to fuck him. Every so often I think of sucking cock but I dont really like men. This makes me think Im bi, I enjoy and love women too much. I dunno, this is the same feeling as you, right?

30 min later 51147276 Anonymous (hiroshimootexposed.png 1024x1947 275kB)
>>51147186 >Unironically replying to repressed homo rage Reminder that if you think this thread or 4chan is trying to turn you gay, read this

36 min later 51147356 Anonymous
>>51147276 this is not a valid argument though, there have apparently been instances in which certain small groups (group?) were making homosex threads in the hopes of turning robots gay. your pic related doesn't in any way disprove that, it's a strawman of sorts i think. my point is that gays with no ulterior agendas also exist in this board. who knows if that reiko person is even active here anymore. most, if not all, homosex threads are probably made by gays trying to relate to other gays in this board, no funny business.

38 min later 51147386 Anonymous (Screenshot_20190102-222240_Brave.jpg 720x1480 420kB)
>>51147186 There are unironically three faggot threads on the front page at this very moment. Often, you can find that the gay general is constantly bumped and the creators use special characters to bypass filters. As of late, there is a new tactic to tell lonely young men to go to grinder, as that bgg is supposedly the only way they can find "love." There is already established evidence that there are discord groups which constantly spam and update gay generals in order to push their position on the board. Whether or not you are a part of this nonsense is irrelevant, as you have three separate boards on this website alone which cater to your taste specifically. The fact that you cannot stick to your designated containment board and choose to push your garbage here makes itbirrelevent whether you are acting in concert with others, as your collective presence does nothing but lower the quality of the board. Leave robots the alone, keep your disgusting fetish to yourself, and stop trying to recruit other young men. In short, fuck off, fag.

40 min later 51147410 Anonymous
>>51147073 I don't push anything on anyone, stop wanting to kill me because some asshat like reiko or his discord buttbuddies are being cunts, not everyone is like that.

42 min later 51147442 Anonymous (faggottree.png 673x513 969kB)
>>51147410 Take your faggotry elsewhere and there will be no problems. Keeps showing up where you're not wanted and you'll get what you deserve. Very simple.

43 min later 51147450 Anonymous (bb.jpg 398x630 37kB)
It isn't gay if you pretend it's a girl but I can't really find a good way to apply this to OP's description so I'm afraid you're a faggot OP. I want to hire you to work your magic on me in the macdonald's mensroom toilet stall let's go!

45 min later 51147479 Anonymous (RIWf.gif 448x252 1835kB)
>>51147442 >tfw faggot pine Take your faggotreey Does pine-sol make good lube? BTW you can have that tree, do you know why? ... because you sawered it first.

47 min later 51147504 Anonymous
>>51147479 Are you being intentionally retarded or is this your natural state? No one can make sense of this.

50 min later 51147554 Anonymous
>>51147386 >There are unironically three faggot threads on the front page at this very moment. tough shit. people tend to want to make their own threads. >Often, you can find that the gay general is constantly bumped and the creators use special characters to bypass filters. generals often do that, nothing to do with homosex and you know this. >As of late, there is a new tactic to tell lonely young men to go to grinder, as that bgg is supposedly the only way they can find "love." first i'm hearing of this "new tactic". i dont remember one instance of somebody saying that in this board. if you do to the point you call it a "new tactic", it sounds like you're purposefully trying to find this content. >as you have three separate boards on this website alone which cater to your taste specifically. which boards? lgbt is sfw, the other two i'm unaware of. you mean hm? i don't want to see pictures of handsome men. what other boards are you talking about? regardless, this board that we are currently in can be used for a variety of topics. just because you don't like a certain type of content doesn't mean that it shouldn't be posted here. >fuck off, fag you're not very smart are you? i don't ever make these types of threads but you're making me want to start doing it. > Keeps showing up where you're not wanted and you'll get what you deserve what? discussion that bumps the gay threads you claim to be disgusted by?

53 min later 51147608 Anonymous
>>51147554 Just do it Fuck these insecure /pol/bois

56 min later 51147651 Anonymous
>>51147554 If you can't even take the time to explore the website to look for the proper shithole to post your repugnant tripe, I don't know what to tell you. Go be a faggot somewhere else.

59 min later 51147685 Anonymous (tradgf2.jpg 767x740 88kB)
>i'm not gay >but i love cock guys stupid negro

1 hours later 51147735 Anonymous
>>51147651 like i literally just said, "this board that we are currently in can be used for a variety of topics. just because you don't like a certain type of content doesn't mean that it shouldn't be posted here.". even if there are other boards for this type of discussion, this one is also a valid one. the fact that you couldn't even link me this gay nsfw talk image board that you keep talking about tells me that it probably doesn't exist. the clear lack of arguments that you have is only further strengthening the notion in my head that there's nothing valid about the things you are saying and that you're just taking out your bitterness on le gays.

1 hours later 51147815 Anonymous
>>51147735 He probably doesn't actually know, most don't, but there's a femboy general on /trash/, usually. I think he's referring to /cm/ and /hm/ but those are for dumping pictures. /r9k/ is best since it's the most popular and varied since it forces you to talk and not just post pictures like /b/. To be fair you could probably also use /soc/ but you obviously have to be social and deal with their huge egos.

1 hours later 51147858 Anonymous (20190224_142535.jpg 720x230 108kB)
>>51147735 Jesus, are you so inherently fucking retarded that you can't use your fucking EYES to look at the board list? Are you so stupid, so brainless, so fucking incompetent, so fucking lazy that you can't take 30 seconds to look at the top of the fucking page? Allow me to screenshot and highlight the boards in question ap that you can follow along, you blathering fucking fool. The fag boards are segregated and grouped with their like boards, intentionally so, so that the rest of the website doesn't have to see your horseshit. Good God almighty, I hope to see you fags erased from this Earth in the near future. Hopefully it will remove absolute retards like yourself from society so that the rest of us humans won't have to deal with your stupidity.

1 hours later 51147884 Anonymous
>>51147858 Why don't you take a look at those boards, even for a second. Then you will understand why fags congregate here.

1 hours later 51147963 Anonymous
>>51147884 Why would I go to the gay boards when I am already up to my eyeballs in unwanted fags here on my home board? Perhaps of you fags stayed in the segregated areas like you're supposed to, your containment boards wouldn't be as bed. Instead, because you insist on inflicting us with your bullshit here on /r9k/, BOTH boards suffer. Fucking drooling troglodytes, how I hate you all.

1 hours later 51147965 Anonymous
>>51147685 hey wahts the discrod link this tradqt mentions?

1 hours later 51147979 Anonymous
>>51147965 are you 1488 anon? origkajn

1 hours later 51147985 Anonymous
>>51147815 ah, didnt know about that general. and yes i dont like those boards since theyre just for picture posting. >>51147858 >Jesus, are you so inherently fucking retarded that you can't use your fucking EYES to look at the board list? Are you so stupid, so brainless, so fucking incompetent, so fucking lazy that you can't take 30 seconds to look at the top of the fucking page? lol, u rly explode like that after i already said that those boards are not appropiate? and im supposed to be the "fucking retarded that you can't use your fucking EYES "? let's recap: >lgbt for the third time, its sfw. >hm for the second time, i dont want pictures of attractive guys >cm blue board, sfw. i also dont want pictures of cute guys lol wtf >y i dont give a shit about cartoon drawings of men none of those boards are appropiate for general discussion. is that it? then that means r9k is the best option available. i am now completely covinced that i am wasting my time with you. it's as if i were talking to a low iq wall.

1 hours later 51148025 Anonymous
>>51147979 I find myself leaning closer and closer to it all the time

1 hours later 51148137 Anonymous (1c8.jpg 640x645 62kB)
>>51147985 So you dont want to see sexually explicit pictures of men but you want to discuss sucking dick? Are you mentally deficient?

1 hours later 51148182 Anonymous
>>51148137 i dont want the discussion to be centered around images of guys, no.

1 hours later 51148202 Anonymous
>>51147073 Man, you sound pretty upset. Is it because you have a fragile sexuality? It's alright, I'll be your bf if you want me to.

1 hours later 51148238 Anonymous
>>51148182 >doesn't want the discussion to be centered around images of males >wants to discuss the mental imagery of sexual acts involving a male's genitals Not only are you a faggot, you're a fucking idiot as well. Take your shit to the faggot general.

1 hours later 51148294 Anonymous (1548698171231.gif 500x500 430kB)
>>51148238 sounds like you know faggotry better than i do anon and are pretty confident about it. maybe stop repressing? you should stop replying to this thread.

1 hours later 51148303 Anonymous
>>51148202 No one is interested in your rancid asshole, you repulsive sodomite.

1 hours later 51148343 Anonymous
>>51148294 >you should stop replying to this thread. No, I'm going to insult you as much as possible. I unironically hate you all and hope you die a painful death.

1 hours later 51148381 Anonymous
>>51148303 You don't have to be so tsundere. It's okay, if you just accept who you are it will stop feeling so embarrassing. I'm sure you'd make a qt bf.

1 hours later 51148422 Anonymous
You seem lost dude. /r9k/ is a gay board. You're in a gay thread on a gay board complaining to gay people about how straight you are. Do you do this stuff in real life too? Hanging around in gay bars and complaining about how many fags are there? You seem insane.

1 hours later 51148449 Anonymous
>>51148422 This. I think our angry anon is secretly gay and doesn't want to admit it. I mean, he came all the way to a gay board and went onto a gay thread just to prove he wasn't gay.

1 hours later 51148463 Anonymous
>>51146847 Where does one go to suck cocks now? People from here are never near each other and craiglist is gone now. Grinder is the worst option by far.

1 hours later 51148480 Anonymous
>>51147073 >imagine getting so upset over gays you have to write a fucking essay about it lol shut up and just let me suck your cock dude

1 hours later 51148506 Anonymous
>>51148381 At what point do you self-evalute and consider the possibility that others might unironically, truly hate you? To what levels of delusion do you have to dive to to rationalize away the idea that others are repulsed by your very existence? Are you so narcissistic that you can't conceptualize a scenario where someone is repulsed by you? What self-absorbed egoism is this?

1 hours later 51148516 Anonymous
>>51146847 Hello, this is a PSA, uhm, because ive been getting a lot of ugly people adding me. I just wanna say if you are ugly and you are a trap, a female, or a fem boy. Do not add me I do not see any value in you. I dont want to interact with you, especially if youre female.

1 hours later 51148534 Anonymous
the discord fags were summoned any further response from gays will have no validation starting now

1 hours later 51148538 Anonymous
>>51148422 /r9k/ is not a gay board, it is only infected with a cancer of faggots. Were you to disappear, the quality of the board would become immeasurably better.

1 hours later 51148615 Anonymous
We all know there's only one faggot in this thread and it's not OP.

1 hours later 51148620 Anonymous
>tfw no racist/homophobic friend who bullies me for being a pillowbiting faggot

1 hours later 51148635 Anonymous
>>51147073 I'm sorry to tell you this but you're outnumbered. Homophobia is a thing of the past.

1 hours later 51148660 Anonymous
>>51148538 just like r9k was not an incel board until incels took over and claimed it theirs. a similar thing has been happening with gays. both groups have claimed the board is theirs even though there's nothing that indicates such, except their own presence. people that do not belong to either of these groups think the exact same thing you just said about both of them: >Were you to disappear, the quality of the board would become immeasurably better. get used to it bub. you have no more right to be here than gays do.

2 hours later 51148777 Anonymous (download (1).jpg 1280x720 127kB)
>>51148635 Firstly, I reject your word usage. Homophobia actual means an irrational, morbid fear of homosexuals. You are piles of shit that I am disgusted by, not fearful of. Modern usage has changed it to mean discrimination, but like so much of modernity, that usage is pants on head retarded. Secondly, all it will take to get rid of you fags is a particularly lethal STD with a long dormancy time. Truly, I hope to see you all die painful deaths, in one form or another.

2 hours later 51148852 Anonymous
>>51148777 goddamn, you sure you're not a faggot? You type like one.

2 hours later 51148876 Anonymous
>>51148777 Is there a reason why you're so filled with hatred and malice?

2 hours later 51148879 Anonymous
>>51146847 is this a fucking norm macdonald bit?

2 hours later 51148880 Anonymous
>>51148660 We are called incels by others, but we do not identify as such. Conversely, fags create organized groups to spam the board and push their propoganda. This means that you are looking to infect the user base, which implies that the faggots you have right now are of insufficient quality and are shit. To simplify that, robots are more valuable than fags. It is the original userbase which is valuable, not the bandwagoners. You are all pathetic garbage.

2 hours later 51148941 Anonymous
>>51148876 I want my comfy /r9k/ back and you literal heathens are shitting it up. Obviously none of you have the common decency to fuck off when asked politely, so I'll do my best to make you as uncomfortable as possible while you shit on my home board.

2 hours later 51148962 Anonymous (DeZG0FlbwAA_i9T.jpg 1174x1200 89kB)
>>51148880 >We are called incels by others, but we do not identify as such. oh now you're a spokesman to all robots? if a robot is virgin and doesn't want to be, he is an incel. this is completely irrelevant to my point though, you're just deflecting. this board is not inherently incel, nor is it gay. you have no right to claim that gays do not belong here. that some fags apparently decided to spam this board at some point has nothing to do with this either.

2 hours later 51148979 Anonymous
>>51148635 but if homophobia stops existing, how will I find a homophobic bf to embarrass and watch squirm as he deals with the cognitive dissonance? >>51148538 this is, has, and always will be a gay board. and you're one of us, homo

2 hours later 51149088 Anonymous (1547205784325-v.jpg 453x439 86kB)
>>51148962 You are so out of touch with the terminology and user base that you post on that it is glaringly evident that you have no fucking clue what you are talking about. Go back to plebbit, faggot.

2 hours later 51149091 Anonymous
Turned gay by porn, wow what a fucking loser

2 hours later 51149106 Anonymous
>>51148941 It's hard to take you seriously when you say that /r9k/ is 'your' board and you're not even gay.

2 hours later 51149139 Anonymous
>>51149088 ive been in this board for years and clearly know much more about the terminology than you if you think anything i said regarding the definition of incel is incorrect. if i'm so wrong, please point out exactly where i'm mistaken instead of writing a "le wronge u new" reply with no actual criticism. oh, and once again you have evaded actually replying to the point i was making. gee, wonder why.

2 hours later 51149162 Anonymous (1551019672733-v.jpg 823x462 114kB)
>>51149106 It is a board for gentlemen and robots, not poofters and faggots. Regardless of how much you spam the board with your bullshit, you will never be able to change the history of this place. Attempt all the historical revisionism you like, but this place will NEVER have an origin as a gay board.

2 hours later 51149199 Anonymous
>>51149139 >le You don't even deserve this (you), subhuman redditfag. Post correctly or not at all.

2 hours later 51149264 Anonymous
>>51149199 you're just looking for any excuses to not provide any semblance of validity to the things you say because you know you're making things up as you go, aren't you? here, i am going to make things easy for you this time: >le now you can for the third time ignore all of my arguments and focus your reply on an irrelevant and insult me when doing so. congratulations, you just epicly owned all the fags by writing 3rd grade level replies. you have proven how superior you are.

2 hours later 51149283 Anonymous
>>51149162 >but this place will NEVER have an origin as a gay board. Source? You straightfags always try to shit places up.

2 hours later 51149666 Anonymous
>>51149264 The point that should have been obvious, you sanctimonious literal cocksucker, is that you are applying different terms for different groups without considering the validity of the application. Traditionally, the term robot applies nigh exclusively to members of robot 9000 and 9001. Whether or not a person is a "real robot" by being a virgin is something that became a part of the board after moot deleted it and brought it back. Conversely, to be an incel is to be a redditfag, which 4chan has always traditionally hated due to their obnoxiousness and stupidity (e.g., you). The terms are quite frankly mutually exclusive, and would be applied in such a way by someone who has no familiarity with the board on which they post. As to your other assertion, that I have no right to speak for other robots, that point is irrelevant. There have been many, many, many threads which have commented on the shit poor state of the board, and they all place YOU and YOUR people at the root of the problem. That is to say, the obnoxious redditfag and the disgusting homosexual. Lastly, whether or not you belong here is irrelevant, as the constant raids of your discord brethren make all of you hated by the original posters, and for good reason. >>51149283 I've been posting on 4chan since 2006, lurked since 2004. Were it that the two year rule were still enforced, perhaps you might be better educated.

3 hours later 51150311 Anonymous
>>51146847 I consider myself mostly straight, but I often get an insatiable urge to get fucked. Like, my prostate buzzes and aches and needs something to grind against it to relieve the pressure.

3 hours later 51150373 Anonymous
>not a single photo of a juicy and hot cock in this thread OP got me a semi after reading that and here Im hoping the thread delivers, but none.

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