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2019-02-19 07:56 51055039 Anonymous (CdDHWM6.jpg 1280x1365 360kB)
Femanons, how would you react if your date wanted to eat your ass?
12 min later 51055188 Anonymous (8F3E6C1D-E1B8-4375-BD33-336985AC4122.jpg 555x555 217kB)
probably something like pic related
14 min later 51055206 Anonymous
>you will never eat a girls ass
14 min later 51055207 Anonymous
>>51055188
OP said femanons.
14 min later 51055212 Anonymous
>>51055207
I can read tard
16 min later 51055241 Anonymous
if a fembots junk looked like that, regardless of her face or body, it would be worth chasing.
18 min later 51055256 Anonymous
>>51055039
why would they say no? I know they say no but i don't see why. Can a fembot or femanon explain please? I'm really into trying everything sexually except stuff with permanent effects.
19 min later 51055262 Anonymous
>>51055212
based phoneposter, is chad away atm?
22 min later 51055300 Anonymous
>>51055262
actually chad is rimming me as we speak. he likes to see me bully robots on my phone while we fuck
1 hours later 51055818 Anonymous
>>51055188
>tfw no femanon to look at me with disgust as I lick her cute butthole
1 hours later 51055861 Anonymous
>>51055818
>tfw femanon to watch lay back and moan shamefully while you lick her cute butthole and rub her clit to orgasm
1 hours later 51056090 Anonymous (1550063935560.jpg 1024x788 100kB)
how do you identify phoneposters? just because of capital letters?
1 hours later 51056118 Anonymous
>>51056090
yeah, nobody actually capitalizes anything online unless it's a paper for a class or you phone automatically does it for you.
1 hours later 51056135 Anonymous
>>51056118
Oh my god thats not even how I thought you identified me as a phone poster lmao, you guys are dumber than i realized
1 hours later 51056144 Anonymous
>>51056135
Not so much dumb I guess as less technologically aware than I thought
1 hours later 51056160 Anonymous
>tfw no gf who loves me licking her ass but pretends she doesn't because she's embarrassed about it
2 hours later 51056508 Anonymous
>>51056118
Capitalizing is more muscle memory for me and I'm on my computer. You might just be a retard, anon
2 hours later 51056530 Anonymous
>>51056090
its the filenames you tard how long have you been on here?
>>51056135
lick my ass femanon Its my turn to get rimmed
2 hours later 51056535 Anonymous
>>51055256
Butthole is husband-access-only. Or at least long term bf. A date is lucky to get a kiss.
2 hours later 51056539 Anonymous
>>51056535
You are a very good girl.
2 hours later 51056547 Anonymous
>>51056535
please be my gf femanono
2 hours later 51056549 Anonymous
>>51056530
How come youre assuming im female? Cuz im a phoneposter?
2 hours later 51056550 Anonymous
>>51056539
>You are a very good girl.
For you
2 hours later 51056560 Anonymous
>>51056549
Because I can tell by your false bitchy behavior, deep down you're just a little slut sub.
2 hours later 51056570 Anonymous
>>51056535
Why can't the kiss be with your butthole?
2 hours later 51056575 Anonymous
>>51056560
I guess, in the same way i can tell youre a beta because youre calling me bitchy on r9k. The real question is what type of phone do i have?
2 hours later 51056584 Anonymous
>>51056575
An Iphone. anyways you're my girlfriend now. Watch anime with me faggot
2 hours later 51056593 Anonymous
>>51056550
For me?
Do you really mean it?
2 hours later 51056599 Anonymous
>>51056584
How do you know its an iphone? I just have to make sure
2 hours later 51056604 Anonymous
>>51056599
I'll tell you once you give me your discord. :^)
2 hours later 51056605 Anonymous
>>51055039
If it was my long term monogamous asexual boyfriend I would blush and say yes and scrub my ass really well in the shower and get all my farts out and I guess say "okay".
if it was literally any other person asking me to do something sexual with them I would call 911.
2 hours later 51056620 Anonymous
>>51056535
tradthot fuck out of r9k. you have been liberated in the world. stop being trapped in your mind.
2 hours later 51056623 Anonymous
>>51055039
I'd rather eat his if I'm honest.
2 hours later 51056629 Anonymous
>>51056623
god why cant more women be like you
2 hours later 51056637 Anonymous
>>51056623
this tbqfh. i am too self conscious about my ass but I think male asshole can be sexy.
2 hours later 51056648 Anonymous
>>51056637
>>51056623
Yeah, I'm gonna have to ask one of you ladies to be my girlfriend
2 hours later 51056667 Anonymous
>>51056648
t. bugman with hairy balls, legs and taint with a white hairless asshole
2 hours later 51056668 Anonymous
>>51056604
Its not safe, chad will beat me again
2 hours later 51056680 Anonymous
>>51056667
Actually I'm a white skelly twink but ok
2 hours later 51056682 Anonymous
>>51056629
You'd be surprised at the amount who are into it Anon.
>>51056637
This, I dont enjoy it myself because of insecurities.
>>51056648
Doubtful you're anywhere near me and I no longer e-date. Sorry Anon! You and >>51056637 should link up
2 hours later 51056690 Anonymous
>>51056680
wow, sounds actually hot. I love twinks. you bi/gay?
2 hours later 51056695 Anonymous
>>51056682
No need to e-date if you fly to Odessa, Texas.
2 hours later 51056701 Anonymous
>>51056690
I'm bi, but I wouldn't date a guy.
>>51056682
Do you live on the east coast?
2 hours later 51056704 Anonymous
>>51056695
DUDE I'm talking to you in another thread lmao
2 hours later 51056708 Anonymous
>>51056701
that is a bit of a red flag tbqfh. why would you not date a guy if you're bi?
2 hours later 51056710 Anonymous
>>51056593
Do you not know what baneposting is?
2 hours later 51056718 Anonymous
Guy that has had his ass licked here. It feels pretty good, but only for like 3 minutes before the sensitivity of it goes away. As a guy, it feels weird being in a submissive position where someone has access to your asshole. It's not my favorite thing but it's some nice foreplay. Getting licked from the top of your dick to the center of your asshole is an experience.
2 hours later 51056720 Anonymous
>>51056708
Because I want a family in the future anon.
2 hours later 51056728 Anonymous
>>51056720
I knew it was a red flag. Well, bye, sad twink.
2 hours later 51056733 Anonymous
>>51056728
I don't really see how me wanting to settle down with someone is a red flag lol. Have a nice day anon
2 hours later 51056741 Anonymous
>>51056728
How is wanting to have biological children a red flag?
2 hours later 51056743 Anonymous
>>51056733
Wanting to settle down is fine. Wanting to have children is bad. They are not the same thing.
2 hours later 51056753 Anonymous
>>51056741
because it means you believe you're entitled to bring somebody into existence, and it presupposes your ability as a parent. 90% of parents should have their kids taken away.
2 hours later 51056764 Anonymous
>>51056743
I don't see how having children is a bad thing, if more people actually wanted to have children and taught them how to behave correctly then the world would be a better place.
>>51056741
I don't really get it either, I just want to be happy with a family, but whatever
2 hours later 51056769 Anonymous
>>51056718
>submissive
The submissive one is doing the ass eating. Getting your ass eaten is alpha af.
2 hours later 51056789 Anonymous
>>51056764
No, if fewer people wanted to have children and those that did taught them how to behave correctly, the world would be a better place. Imagine no more traffic gridlock. No more waiting in huge lines. No more crowds.
2 hours later 51056791 Anonymous
>>51056753
>because it means you believe you're entitled to bring somebody into existence
You realize this is the purpose of all living creatures, right?
2 hours later 51056799 Anonymous
THE ODESSA ANON IS THE SADDEST R9K LORE LMFAO
GET LAID *PLEASE*
2 hours later 51056803 Anonymous
>>51056789
Move out of a degen city? I love the rural life I live, maybe if all of that is your problem then get out of cities they aren't good for you, and people don't belong in them.
2 hours later 51056807 Anonymous
>>51056791
No it is not. Common mistake. A creature is either a decomposer, a producer, or a consumer. No creature is categorized as a reproducer. It is not a biological imperative. We are not algae.
2 hours later 51056811 Anonymous
>>51056803
I live on a farm and I still think there's too many people. It's sick. Literally 10 cars a day drive by my house and I have neighbors on the same road as me.
2 hours later 51056812 Anonymous (8685df-1514722953.jpg 2560x1920 1309kB)
I'm glad this thread exists. Femanons, please remember that no matter the shape or size, your butthole is beautiful. <3
3 hours later 51056826 Anonymous
>>51056811
I live near farms too, and I don't have your issues, you must live in a more populated area than me. Look we can disagree about things all night, but right now all's I want is a cute girl to eat my ass then we can go watch reruns of spice and wolf, thats never gonna happen though
3 hours later 51056837 Anonymous
>>51056807
So you're an actual retard then, alright.
3 hours later 51056850 Anonymous
>>51056837
You are deluded.
>>51056826
MAZDA zoom zoom zoom.
3 hours later 51056864 Anonymous
>>51056812
Egh. To me ass eating is the ultimate form of body worship and expression of lust. Has to have a pretty nice ass for me to want to lick her shitter. Or at least the capability to profoundly arouse me, a rare femanon skill to my patrician tastes.
For all less than its a pretty distasteful thought.
3 hours later 51056900 Anonymous
>>51056850
just blow the cars up anon
3 hours later 51057117 Anonymous
>>51056710
Tell me about anon, why did he have the hope?
When it was removed, it was extremely painful
3 hours later 51057136 Anonymous
>>51057117
I was born in the depression - molded by it
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