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2019-02-16 11:44 51003172 Anonymous (A0D985CC-2DC4-42BC-826F-8A72AC804344.png 841x1009 727kB)
Would you rather get $10 every time you take a shit or every time you ejaculate?

2 min later 51003204 Anonymous
>>51003172 Doesn't seem very profitable either way.

7 min later 51003246 Anonymous
ejaculate. I mean I could get like 30 bucks a night If I did that every 2-3 days, I could be making good money It's like 70 bucks a week for doing it once a day

7 min later 51003253 Anonymous
>>51003172 I could easily make $20 an hour masturbating

9 min later 51003264 Anonymous
>>51003172 I would rather pay you 10$ to kill me.

10 min later 51003278 Anonymous
So $10 a day, or $40 a day, hmm tough call but I think I'll go with the latter.

23 min later 51003405 Anonymous
>>51003172 Poop. I already jerk of way too much. Sure I'd make a good bit more money from fapping but it would be in a very self destructive way. Being paid for every poop on the other hand would incentivise me to eat a better diet and be healthier so as to be more regular.

26 min later 51003433 Anonymous
Shit, I'll just make sure I pinch out a small nugget every 5 minutes

27 min later 51003438 Anonymous
jacking off since I only shit every few days ever since I started fasting

33 min later 51003499 Anonymous
>>51003204 Well the fact that it says ejaculate rather than orgasm and that one doesn't need to be hard to ejaculate means you could game the system. Electro-stim to force appropriate contractions, some sort of catheter set up, and a saline based solution being fed into your junk so you never run dry and you now have practiclly infinite money limited only by how long you can endure the discomfort. You could easily generate hundreds of dollars an hour with such a system.

1 hours later 51004130 Anonymous
>>51003172 ejaculate, ez sure i could shit 3 times a day and be set living a pretty shitty life or i could jack off 5+ times a day, optimize health and diet to make it so i can jack off 7 or 8 times a day, use the extra money to invest for when my sex drive tanks when i turn 30 or so

2 hours later 51004270 Anonymous
>>51003204 well you already defecate and mastubate for free

2 hours later 51004305 Anonymous
>>51003172 i only shit like once every 3 days and i jack off three times a day

2 hours later 51004480 Anonymous
>>51003172 Poop, I thnk I am going to have erectile disfunction in ~7 years because I fap too much

2 hours later 51004528 Anonymous
>>51003172 Shit just in case by dick stops working

2 hours later 51004551 Anonymous
>>51003172 does dry orgasm count

2 hours later 51004605 Anonymous
>>51003172 both are 20 dollars a day but one is more fun than the other. ejaculation would be my choice, Instantaneous 400 dollars a month

2 hours later 51004614 Anonymous (1386968300061.png 2500x3500 640kB)
>>51003172 >tfw no gloved handjob gf

2 hours later 51004775 Anonymous
>>51003172 I can jack off 5 times per day easily, my record was like 9 times over the night, I was hungover and extremely horny for some reason, by the end of my little marathon my dick was sore red and I had to call it a night because it gave me more pain than pleasure.

2 hours later 51004787 Anonymous
>>51004551 do you not know what ejaculate means

2 hours later 51004844 Anonymous (1548750991431.jpg 242x150 28kB)
>>51003172 Every time i jizz my guy, 30 to 50 bucks a day is swell

2 hours later 51004865 Anonymous
>>51004480 >>51004528 Then you can just put toys in your butt. Unless you're expecting to get prostate cancer, too.

3 hours later 51004886 Anonymous
>>51003172 I shit everyday or every secondday. I masturbate once a day or 2-3 times if i feel like it. Also i don't enjoy pooping so second option it is

3 hours later 51004928 Anonymous (1546549829466.jpg 199x199 10kB)
>>51003172 But HE has a DICK in HIS PANTIES

3 hours later 51004957 Anonymous
>>51003405 >This. Adding text here so it's "original durr"

3 hours later 51005070 Anonymous
>>51003172 Do I get back pay? If yes, shit. If not, ejaculate. And how often do I get paid? I have a loaf of bread and some SPAM left in the house, and -$6.48 in the bank. If I can jerk off a few times and get some money now, it would be a huge help.

4 hours later 51005558 Anonymous
I would just take laxatives and shit out tiny morsels every 15 minutes. Easy money.

4 hours later 51005593 Anonymous
>>51003172 $10 every time I take a shit. I shit basically every day, more than once if I'm ill, whereas I probably ejaculate about 4 to 5 times a week.

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