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2019-02-16 11:27 51003010 Anonymous (Osho_black 1 .jpg 400x580 55kB)
To all the Rich NEETS and rich wagecucks out there.
Just because you are /comfy/, doesn't mean you are actually /comfy/. You are living /comfy/ in a mad world.
Death is certain. So if you want to live in an untrue society, comfortably - live comfortably; but that comfort is not leading you anywhere except death. Whatsoever you call a comfortable and convenient life, I call only a comfortable way to die. It is a slow suicide. But the choice is yours. I am not forcing any goal, any structure on you.
I am simply stating bare facts: that if you want to be comfortably, conveniently dying, compromise with the lies that surround you. But you will never feel, deep down, comfortable. An unease will remain inside your heart.
0 min later 51003013 Anonymous
>>51003010
but I'm neither and still comfy
2 min later 51003031 Anonymous (1481514344406.jpg 238x250 5kB)
>>51003010
>You will have a deep sense of unease
THAT IS A CLAIM. Not a truth.
If you can treat life like a fading dream. Nothing, not even death will matter at all. Afterwards, you can live a deeper comfort than anybody else ever has before.
5 min later 51003061 Anonymous
Is this the thread where us narcissists try to convince rich NEETs to fund our cults? Because I am still looking for someone to invest in my underground desert community where I preach a daoist Christianity amalgamation.
6 min later 51003073 Anonymous
>>51003061
You got any followers? Texts? "Traditions"? If not don't bother asking for money. I need to sell shit to these retards.
6 min later 51003075 Anonymous
>>51003013
Life is multidimensional, you can put any spin on it.
7 min later 51003089 Anonymous
>>51003073
I am way too enlightened for all that bro
7 min later 51003090 Anonymous
>>51003061
Projections. You feel at unease?
9 min later 51003104 Anonymous
>>51003075
btw I stopped reading halfway through cos I could tell it was getting pseudo-intellectual and pretentious
9 min later 51003109 Anonymous
>>51003010
I'll never feel comfortable at all living in this world, fuck off mohammed, go commit suicide yourself with a bomb or something.
9 min later 51003110 Anonymous
>>51003089
Why would I invest in you. If I can't profit off of it? If you want money, you should be enlightened enough to sell your beliefs without selling them out.
12 min later 51003130 Anonymous
>>51003104
Psychology is pseudo-intellectual and pretentious
12 min later 51003131 Anonymous
>>51003090
No, I am so at ease and enlightened and smart that I do not even need to pretend that I am not a bum
>>51003110
Nah man, I am way too enlightened I am afraid you just would not understand how enlightened I am you should just give me some money
14 min later 51003144 Anonymous (1482099498500.jpg 1600x1036 892kB)
>>51003131
Actually fairly salty you lied to me. I really want to be the next owner of a religion. Like Scientology. I want those drooling retard dollars so I can save up to buy a few mines in Africa.
16 min later 51003167 Anonymous
>>51003144
The difference between you and me is that I want to be a leech of money and influence out of benelovence, rather than purely personal financial gain
18 min later 51003194 Anonymous (18787114656712.png 987x766 347kB)
>GOD I'M SO MAD PEOPLE ARE RICHER THAN ME
>HOW DO I HARM THEM IN ANY WAY? I'M TOO ENVIOUS TO LET THIS GO UNDER MY EYES!
>I KNOW HOW! I WILL SPEW SOME PHILOSOPHICAL NONSENSE BULLSHIT THAT RICH NIHILISTS DON'T CARE ABOUT!
>THAT WILL TELL 'EM! AND PROBABLY HURT 'EM!
>GOD I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW FUCK RICHIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIB MONIES
You little poorfag mongrels never cease to amaze me.
I will live for hundreds of years in towers made of gold, while you will struggle in the mud for decades until whatever passes as illness among your misbegotten kind kills you slowly and painfully.
Keep coping, it won't help you in the end.
19 min later 51003198 Anonymous
>>51003167
>The difference between you and me
Is that you don't want to contribute anything. Good luck finding a cash cow. I would have handled the legal organizational matter in case you got followers.
19 min later 51003200 Anonymous
>>51003109
>god
Lol
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Pp5mWs 8k5I
>>51003194
Muh ego
20 min later 51003210 Anonymous
>>51003010
"Thus, when heaven is about to confer a great office on any man, it first exercises his mind with suffering, and his sinews and bones with toil. It exposes his body to hunger, and subjects him to extreme poverty. It confounds his undertakings. By all these methods it stimulates his mind, hardens his nature, and removes his incompetence."
Mencius
Someone beat you to it.
20 min later 51003212 Anonymous (unnamed.jpg 900x900 78kB)
>>51003010
Whats your point? is it that everyone dies in the end?
Or that we need to strive as a species to overcome death(uploading the brain?) instead of indulging in the comforts of life?
20 min later 51003213 Anonymous
>>51003198
I already contribute everything that is how massively enlightened I am so much more enlightened than you
20 min later 51003216 Anonymous
>>51003194
top kek materooney
21 min later 51003223 Anonymous
>>51003213
>I am more enlightened
Good, good. Now move into Fiscal enlightenment so we can sell it properly.
21 min later 51003229 Anonymous (osho.jpg 325x325 74kB)
>>51003194
>PHILOSOPHICAL
>PHILOSOPHY
Lol
Philosophy is the worst wastage of human intelligence that is possible.
23 min later 51003236 OP
>>51003212
>is it that everyone dies in the end?
Pretty much, just ride it out.
No need to have egotistical desires and make your life complicated.
23 min later 51003239 Anonymous
>>51003223
give me some money and I can say I sold it
23 min later 51003244 Anonymous
>>51003229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWI VdxYm3HM
24 min later 51003250 Anonymous
>>51003010
>>51003200
>>51003229
>if i post this old bearded man i think i relate with my arguments will somehow acquire truth and validation
yikes anon
i remember being 14 too
25 min later 51003259 OP
>>51003250
>muh validation
You are gonna die soon man. Just like me.
26 min later 51003265 Anonymous (Fuck the poor.png 1249x962 491kB)
>>51003194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYi JqBMFYZc
Daily reminder money is worth more than a headbuzz. Please anon, when you make it. Get me a job in the tower. I don't care if I have to be the Janitors, janitor. I can't stand living amongst the mongrels.
26 min later 51003273 OP
Nm guys I'm a retarded namefag and this thread sucks.
27 min later 51003279 Anonymous
>>51003265
I triggered him to his core. Why else would he bother posting?
28 min later 51003284 Anonymous
Just a reminder that even the average upper class people will be treated like peasants in due time.
Situation 1
>CRISPR becomes viable
>the world's top billionaires becone genetically modified or modify their children to become superhumans
>normal humans can no longer compete, upper class will lose their wealth due to being obsolete
Situation 2
>Apocalypse is going down
>Martial Law declared
>Police and military give jack shit about you and how much money you make
>World's richest billionaires and high class politicians let into multibillion dollar bunkers
>Your money no longer means shit, and you're a literal peasant now as you can't use your paper money for shit
These are only 2 possible scenarios. There are more where the upper class non-billionaires get fucked.
28 min later 51003287 OP
>>51003273
I isuhnt dis didly roit heer postr
i aynt dum
28 min later 51003295 Anonymous
>>51003131
How are you planning to make your cult grow when you can't control retards with fear?
29 min later 51003296 Anonymous (1549182486310.png 551x414 305kB)
>>51003236
If that is the case, then why not strive to be as comfy as possible(rich)?
30 min later 51003313 Anonymous
>>51003284
>CRISPR will make superhumans
HOLY KEK, man you guys are fucking dumb. You don't even understand how genetics work.
>IQ increase
That increases synaptic response, and can overheat the brain causing strokes
>Immune system increase
Diseases evolve to match it, or it becomes to strong and attack the bacteria that are natural, on the skin, in the stomach, intestines, mouth.
Superhumans won't exist for an incredibly long fucking time. They will also be manufactured, not edited.
31 min later 51003314 Anonymous
>>51003295
with post post ironic sarcasm
32 min later 51003330 Anonymous
Do you have a suggestion to make, that involves the "true comfort" of never dying, or did you just feel like stating the obvious?
>>51003061
This guy gets it.
33 min later 51003341 Anonymous
>>51003296
I'm not materialistic. You wanna smash my head with a hammar and change my views? Profit is so gay.
Even in the end, if i become rich, it's just a comfy suicide. Idc about money.
33 min later 51003343 Anonymous
>>51003330
>This guy gets it
He doesn't get anything at all. He talks about investment, yet he doesn't speak of returns. So he doesn't even understand what investing means.
35 min later 51003352 Anonymous
>>51003341
>Profit is gay
>I'm not materialistic
Smash your computer
Torch your stuff
Go eat berries in the woods.
Every single one of you fuckers alludes to it, but sits around eating big macs in front of a shitty computer. In reality, this anti-materialism. Is just a cope for all the shitty cheap crap you own.
36 min later 51003361 Anonymous
>>51003343
the return is these dubs
36 min later 51003363 Anonymous
>>51003361
He always speaks of no returns.
37 min later 51003376 Anonymous
>>51003330
Rome wasn't built in a day. I will slowly transition into rural/village life.
I know im triggering you really hard.
38 min later 51003381 Anonymous
>>51003363
I can't even believe how enlightened I am here right now
38 min later 51003387 Anonymous
>>51003376
Meant for this egotistical fag
>>51003352
41 min later 51003408 Anonymous
>>51003381
Cool story my guy. Now just get fiscally enlightened.
>>51003387
>Egotistical fag
I think you mean entrepreneur poorfag. Go reek of poverty somewhere else.
43 min later 51003432 Anonymous
>>51003408
yo dude the only thing I'm bein fiscal to is the kingdom of God you know what I mean bro
so enlightened right now
44 min later 51003436 Anonymous
>>51003408
>muh entrepreneurship
Yes, the low iq will fall for your shitty bussiness and you make your profit, live a comfortable life etc etc then die lol.
45 min later 51003449 Anonymous (1550308488511.jpg 858x821 367kB)
>>51003341
>Profit is so gay.
The only ones that think like that are the poor fags who live on social care(provided by taxing profits ironically) or the mc tier wagecucks.
46 min later 51003457 Anonymous
>>51003436
>Be me
>Incredibly good healthcare
>Freeze self
>Wake up in better future
>Live untold the Universe folds over
>Be you
>Eat berries and shit in the woods
>Die from starvation related heart attack at 45
>>51003432
So be fiscally enlightened.
46 min later 51003463 Anonymous
>>51003313
>>IQ increase
>That increases synaptic response, and can overheat the brain causing strokes
Dunning Kruger.jpg
48 min later 51003480 OP
>>51003449
>imagining the autist who made pic related
how... disturbing
48 min later 51003482 Anonymous
>>51003457
yo guy the only thing I'm being fiscal to is just how enlightened I actually and literally am right now guy
49 min later 51003490 Anonymous
>>51003457
extraterrestrials won't give you this technology. Stop fantasizing it.
Good luck making muh profit
50 min later 51003504 Anonymous (1543993889479.gif 448x487 1792kB)
>>51003482
I know my guy. You are going with the enlightened flow. Now will you stop in the pool of enlightened poverty? Or the pool of enlightened riches when we speak next?
51 min later 51003512 Anonymous (1550221678206.png 330x310 122kB)
>>51003480
It must hit close to home for you. Huh?
51 min later 51003515 Anonymous (1543786417798.jpg 392x392 55kB)
>>51003490
>Ayys won't help you freeze
Are you stupid? Or do you just not know what ALCOR is? You can literally invest in your eternity right now.
52 min later 51003526 Anonymous
>>51003504
poverty and riches are just words and sounds I believe in what's real
like these dubs
52 min later 51003535 OP
>>51003512
No I like my job, sry
52 min later 51003536 Anonymous
>>51003457
>Die from starvation related heart attack at 45
People get more heart attacks in urban life. You sit on your ass 18 hours a day.
54 min later 51003556 Anonymous
>>51003515
If you actually met an extraterrestrial, you would know there is more to life than profit.
1 hours later 51003616 Anonymous
>>51003556
Without extraterrestrial help, we wouldn't have technology. They have been visiting earth for a long time.
Without them, you would be Eating berries and shiting in the woods. Humans aren't smart, you are overestimating humans and severly underestimating extraterrestrials.
1 hours later 51003650 Anonymous (12.png 1440x436 192kB)
>>51003194
But the blackness in your heart will consume you, and already has. You will have all the riches you have, but you will be more miserable than the poorest of peasants. Life is both material and mind, it only takes one of them to be poisoned to turn it into a nightmare. And verily you are poisoned. Why else would you find yourself here, amongst the poisoned?
1 hours later 51003652 Anonymous
>>51003313
>>IQ increase
>That increases synaptic response, and can overheat the brain causing strokes
First, you're thinking of seizures, not strokes. Seizures can be caused by fever while strokes are caused by decreased blood flow to the brain. Secondly, thinking too quickly won't cause you to have a seizure, that would be a pseudoseizure. Third, increased synaptic response =/= IQ. Fourth, it will definitely possible to increase IQ through genetic modification.
>irrelevantly ranting about the immune system out of nowhere
It's clear you don't know what you're talking about. Become somewhat educated in the topics you discuss before you try to outsmart somebody and look like an even bigger retard.
1 hours later 51003681 Anonymous
>>51003194
Issac newton was a peasant then became rich
Whats your point?
1 hours later 51003742 Anonymous
>>51003010
I suspect you're just young. Most people learn to accept their mortality to some degree as they age and mature. The people most fearful of their death are often the most egotistical.
1 hours later 51003759 Anonymous
>>51003010
are you a fembot cos this post is complete bullshit
rich people get to fuck whatever they want.
1 hours later 51003769 Anonymous
>>51003742
>The people most fearful of their death are often the most egotistical.
Yes i know that
1 hours later 51003791 Anonymous
>>51003759
Are you 15? Go back to playing fortnite
1 hours later 51003801 Anonymous
>>51003742
>>51003769
but then again the people not afraid of death are also often the most egotistical
1 hours later 51003824 Anonymous
>>51003801
Very afraid of death
Not afraid of death at all
Its two extremes.
1 hours later 51003826 Anonymous
>>51003556
>There is more to life than profit
>Like profiting spiritually/culturally/ etc
Kek
>>51003616
Pretty dumb shit you just stated. While I have seen UFO's. Know they visit. I also know the stroke of their brush isn't that broad.
1 hours later 51003846 Anonymous
>>51003801
and then again, the people concerned with the egos of others are often the most egotistical
1 hours later 51003883 Anonymous
>>51003826
>Pretty dumb shit you just stated. While I have seen UFO's. Know they visit. I also know the stroke of their brush isn't that broad.
You haven't met one i see
1 hours later 51003885 Anonymous
>>51003846
and there again, the people concerned with how egotistical they are or are not are often the most egotistical
1 hours later 51003911 Anonymous
>>51003885
>>51003846
ad nauseam, okay.
1 hours later 51003948 Anonymous
>>51003911
no we are going deeper
the people who understand the concept of ego at all are often the most egotistical
1 hours later 51003957 Anonymous (1543738161837.png 586x616 93kB)
>>51003883
>You haven't met one I see
Quit posting ayy's. This is a human exclusive board.
1 hours later 51003995 Anonymous
>>51003948
Okay
>>51003957
Heres your mainstream
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qt1WVey Mqdo
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