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2019-02-16 11:06 51002829 Anonymous (77638fe45436aca5621819bcdbf8d43b938b77f5_00-1.jpg 389x389 18kB)
> be me
> try to do something good in life
> donate blood
> hurts as fuck
> at least they thank me
> feels mildly better
ffw few days
> in bed, thinking why am I still a virgin
> thinking about at least my blood helped someone
> suddenlyrealise.gif
> there's a big chance my blood ended up in a guy
> there's also some chance he's a chad
> mfw my blood is probably in his dick
> it's probably fucking a stacy
> I basically fucked her
> later virgins
21 min later 51003014 Anonymous
not original or funny, die
26 min later 51003069 Anonymous
>>51003014
>be me
>decide to stop being a worthless neet
>get job at local drug store
>be cashier
>touch hundreds of girls' hands
>some of them probably touched themselves after I touched them
>some of my cells probably touched pussy
>I basically fucked her
>later virgins
52 min later 51003327 Anonymous (1549582327876.jpg 200x195 7kB)
>>51003014
>be me
>eat a can of deenz
>basically ate pussy
>See you later virgins
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