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2019-02-16 11:06 51002829 Anonymous (77638fe45436aca5621819bcdbf8d43b938b77f5_00-1.jpg 389x389 18kB)
> be me > try to do something good in life > donate blood > hurts as fuck > at least they thank me > feels mildly better ffw few days > in bed, thinking why am I still a virgin > thinking about at least my blood helped someone > suddenlyrealise.gif > there's a big chance my blood ended up in a guy > there's also some chance he's a chad > mfw my blood is probably in his dick > it's probably fucking a stacy > I basically fucked her > later virgins

21 min later 51003014 Anonymous
not original or funny, die

26 min later 51003069 Anonymous
>>51003014 >be me >decide to stop being a worthless neet >get job at local drug store >be cashier >touch hundreds of girls' hands >some of them probably touched themselves after I touched them >some of my cells probably touched pussy >I basically fucked her >later virgins

52 min later 51003327 Anonymous (1549582327876.jpg 200x195 7kB)
>>51003014 >be me >eat a can of deenz >basically ate pussy >See you later virgins

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