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2019-02-16 10:08 51002328 Anonymous (niko2.png 1625x947 1884kB)
Why does everyone constantly put San Andreas up on a pedestal? The thinking man knows that Grand Theft Auto IV is the best game in the series. Vice City coming in at a very close second.

2 min later 51002353 Anonymous
San Adreas brought jet packs

3 min later 51002364 Anonymous
>>51002328 did you lose your way or something? >>>/v/

4 min later 51002380 Anonymous
>>51002353 4 and the 3d games before SA are better for being more grounded in reality. Shit like jet packs belong in Saints Row. >>51002364 /v/ worships SA

5 min later 51002393 Anonymous
what makes vice city better than san andreas? besides the music of course https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXJ KiuxcaBQ

8 min later 51002415 Anonymous
>>51002393 For one, the fact that you don't play as a pants sagging, gangbanging nigger.

11 min later 51002447 Anonymous
GTA5 > GTA SA > GTA Vice City > GTA4 Skyrim > Oblivion > Morrowind Generally newer games are better due to game mechanics improvement and just being more fun to play.

11 min later 51002450 Anonymous
Why Dimitri hated Niko so goddamn much? No reason, and its incoherent with his personality and motivation

13 min later 51002463 Anonymous
>>51002447 two (You)'s for your effort, but this is really shitty bait. You almost had me until >Generally newer games are better due to game mechanics improvement and just being more fun to play.

14 min later 51002477 Anonymous
>>51002447 >Generally newer games are better due to game mechanics improvement and just being more fun to play. So following your retarded logic, why are GTA SA and Vice City ranked better than 4 even though they're older games?

50 min later 51002772 Anonymous (tuxedo apu.jpg 754x1158 248kB)
>>51002450 ting ting ting ting *AHEM* DIMITRI RASCALOV IS AN INCOHERENT CHARACTER AND I CANNOT SLEEP SINCE I REALIZED THIS BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS HE IS THE BEST VILLAIN IN THE SERIES BUT IF THEY REPLAYED THE GAME THEY WOULD REALIZE HE HAS NO REASON TO HATE NIKO AND WANT HIM KILLED AND NOTHING CAN EXPLAIN WHY HIS PERSONALITY CHANGED SO MUCH AFTER MIKHAIL'S DEATH BUT A MAJOR PLOT HOLE

1 hours later 51002934 Anonymous
>>51002353 Jet packs are for james bond or mech warrior games

1 hours later 51002959 Anonymous
>>51002328 probably nostalgia. it was fun as fuck when it came out.

1 hours later 51002971 Anonymous
VC>IV>3>1/2>SA>dog shit>GTAV

1 hours later 51003001 Anonymous
>>51002447 you really should've just posted this in /v/ if you wanted actual replies to your shit bait

1 hours later 51003077 Anonymous
>>51002971 >VC>IV>3>1/2>SA>dog shit>GTAV Some is butthurt at R* for some reason. I've played all GTAs except the very first one and GTA V is by a long shot the best ever GTA. Really don't understand why 4chan worships SA so much. It's a stone-aged dog poo in both mechanics and graphics compared to GTA V. Also GTA V Online. Can't beat that.

1 hours later 51003081 Anonymous
>>51002328 1. The 90s west coast atmosphere. It just feels good to be a gangsta 2. You can work out and get jacked like a bodybuilder, learn boxing, muay thai and karate moves at the gym 3. Gang wars are fun as heck 4. Wide ass map, has three cities, the countryside, the woods, farms, the desert

1 hours later 51003091 Anonymous
>>51003077 It's probably because you're underage, so it's whatever. I dont blame you.

1 hours later 51003118 Anonymous
>>51003091 > >>51003077 (You) >It's probably because you're underage, so it's whatever. I dont blame you. I'm almost 21 sweetie, great response... >>51003081 > >>51002328 (OP) >1. The 90s west coast atmosphere. It just feels good to be a gangsta >2. You can work out and get jacked like a bodybuilder, learn boxing, muay thai and karate moves at the gym >3. Gang wars are fun as heck >4. Wide ass map, has three cities, the countryside, the woods, farms, the desert I don't think ppl outside of burgerland give much of a shit bout nigger gangsta culture.

2 hours later 51003751 Anonymous (niko scream.png 1079x895 1586kB)
>I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT >*screams* It alternates between like three or four different recordings of just him screaming.

2 hours later 51003785 Anonymous
>>51002393 >protagonist not being a whiny nigger >thematically unique and consistent graphical assets >superior pc port while pc port of san andreas is beyond fucked >cars that are missing from san andreas >came out before san andreas, making it memorable for more people the truth is that all gta games are novelty shit up until gta 4 which is a glorified tech demo and gta 5 which was a cashgrab that downgraded what gta 4 had built on in every single way gta 4 definitely has the most fun gunplay and deepest driving so it's the best gameplay wise outside of gay clunky movement that makes niko feel like he weighs 500 pounds

2 hours later 51003786 Anonymous
>>51003751 I love that. >"ARRAGHGHGH!!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrw OIjq2tRQ

2 hours later 51003795 Anonymous (brainlettttt.jpg 800x450 45kB)
>>51002328 >Wobbly man physics >Retarded cops >Story is forgettable >Protag is your average chav >Weapons aren't fun to use >Driving is shit Fuck all zoomers putting V and SA below everything because they got cucked by consoles

2 hours later 51003804 Anonymous
>>51003785 I think LA noire is more of demo, desu. The game is basically point and click and they were testing stuff for GTA V.

2 hours later 51003819 Anonymous
>>51003795 >>51003785 I don't know why everyone complains about on foot movement, I never ran into any issues. Just like the driving, I think it's the result of people not having the patience to learn how to fluently control a new game. The same kind of people who complain that Arma's movement is too "clunky". Also >because they got cucked by consoles I have no idea where you got that from, as I play all the GTA games on PC.

2 hours later 51003823 Anonymous
>>51003804 that's red dead redemption

2 hours later 51003831 Anonymous
>>51003819 because it's fucking garbage, that's why people complain about it, it's utterly undefendable

2 hours later 51003833 Anonymous
>>51003795 The story is very interesting and its the best in the series. Pay attention to the themes and read the websites in the computer cafe. The dialogues and strangers and freaks do tell a story. The GTA V story has more made up and force elements desu. Dave Norton makes no sense. Why did he had to make a deal with Michael get out alive? Its too stupid I can't even begin. The dialogues and cutscenes save the story mode overall.

2 hours later 51003847 Anonymous
>>51003795 >Retarded cops They're better than cops that try to arrest/shoot you if you stand in their presence for more than 10 seconds. I actually like to roleplay in my games.

2 hours later 51003857 Anonymous
>>51003831 That sounds like an opinion to me. The opinion of a faggot who wants all his games streamlined and casualized into oblivion until it's a featureless (but pretty) blob of a game. You are why games are shit now.

2 hours later 51003870 Anonymous
>>51003795 >Driving is shit But it's not. >weapons aren't fun to use But they are. You just have really poor taste. How can you look at the way peds react to being shot in 4 and conclude that 5 wasn't a downgrade?

2 hours later 51003893 Anonymous
>>51003857 you have it wrong, retard movement that is designed to give the player less control is dumbed-down in the name of "realism", you're a fucking retard

2 hours later 51003897 Anonymous (killme.jpg 808x805 38kB)
I want to play Vice City again but I can't be bothered to get past that shitty remote controlled helicopter level.

2 hours later 51003912 Anonymous
>>51003893 >dumbed-down Can you turn on a dime from a full sprint in real life? Arma and GTA 4 accurately depict the way real people move.

2 hours later 51003923 Anonymous
>>51003795 >Protag is your average chav He's Serbian.

2 hours later 51003932 Anonymous
>>51003912 and how does this aid skilled players in gameplay? it doesn't you fucking moron, it restricts their ability to move skillfully thus clunky movement is dumbed-down and streamlined not only in the name of "realism" but so that skillful players cannot dominate casual players so easily not to mention it's simply dogshit

2 hours later 51003965 Anonymous
>>51003932 >streamlined Apparently you have no idea what the word means. > but so that skillful players cannot dominate casual players so easily Ah, so the truth comes out. You only care about multiplayer. Go play GTA Online then, you massive cocksucking faggot.

2 hours later 51003969 Anonymous
>>51003897 Why do people call this mission hard I genuinely can't understand it. I have never had a problem with it and I made my friend who had never played vice city before play it and he had no trouble with it. The timelimit is insanely long for what's being asked of you and the enemies pose basically no threat, so how the fuck does anyone fail this mission? Is it a lot harder on console or something?

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