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2019-01-28 10:36 50679368 Anonymous /r9gay/ - #599 (1547100775268.jpg 650x750 49kB)
"someone make a new thread and i will give u a kiss" edition
last: >>50664514
1 min later 50679393 Anonymous
If they don't give a kiss, then I will. Or two hugs, whichever you prefer.
1 min later 50679394 Anonymous
>>50679368
How do I get a r9k boyfriend who isn't hairy/scary
2 min later 50679403 Anonymous
>tfw no sips bf
2 min later 50679404 Anonymous (4ad3fec134b4bc1dd8888d19b3d6b7e5.jpg 500x585 49kB)
>tfw no below average height nordic bf
life gets darker each day
2 min later 50679417 Anonymous
>slowly develop crush on friend
>recently find out he's straight
welp, at least I had that warm and fuzzy feeling in my tummy for a while. that's something
3 min later 50679426 Anonymous
>>50679404
What do you consider below average height?
4 min later 50679439 Anonymous
>>50679426
below the average height in nordic countries, which is below 180cm
4 min later 50679444 Anonymous
>tfw still no tall dom bf that lets me sit on his lap and face
4 min later 50679451 Anonymous
>>50679439
I'm 179. wbu
4 min later 50679454 Anonymous
>>50679394
i'm not hairy or scary
4 min later 50679458 Anonymous
>>50679444
Hello, tripsbf, I'm your bf right here.
5 min later 50679474 Anonymous
>>50679393
could i have both? or maybe just one of each? i'm not picky, i'm happy with anything
6 min later 50679486 Anonymous
>>50679458
how are you my bf if i dont even know you...
6 min later 50679500 Anonymous
>>50679454
Then what are you Anon? Atleast give him some material to work with. They're fragile creatures you know.
7 min later 50679514 Anonymous
>>50679486
You don't know me yet, you mean.
8 min later 50679522 Anonymous
>tfw no incredibly specific bf
8 min later 50679526 Anonymous
>>50679500
I'm a young twink who take xan
9 min later 50679548 Anonymous
>>50679514
i should get to know you then, tell me about yourself
9 min later 50679549 Anonymous
>>50679474
Since you sound so nice I'll give you at least two kisses and at least two hugs.
10 min later 50679559 Anonymous
>>50679451
im 193 myself anon, how are you doing today?
10 min later 50679563 Anonymous
>>50679548
I'm a little taller than 6' tall, I'm also a top and have dark hair and a lot of love to give. What about you?
12 min later 50679586 Anonymous
>legs burned out after spending weeks walking around this cold euro country
>had a cold for the last few days
>slip on the hardwood floor of my hotel, hurting my foot and my shoulder
>when walking out of the bathroom with a towel to dry up the wet spot on the wood floor that I slipped on, hit my back against the door knob
I'm in so much pain right now
>tfw no cute short bf to rp as a nurse and coddle me to recovery
12 min later 50679606 Anonymous
>>50679559
I'm feeling better then when I woke up, school was terrible last week and our dog is sick so I was afraid he wouldn't be there when I got back home. But school was suprisingly fun again and the dog is on medicine. wbu
13 min later 50679614 Anonymous
>>50679563
im quite shorter than 6' and have light hair but also a lot of love to give
15 min later 50679637 Anonymous
>>50679549
really? thank you so much anon, you're a real sweetheart. you deserve kisses and hugs yourself, i'll give you as many as you want to say thank you
15 min later 50679639 Anonymous
>>50679614
Sounds quite nice if I may say so.
15 min later 50679644 Anonymous (1543107377720.jpg 564x602 42kB)
>tfw no short bf to be my little spoon and to play vidya with
16 min later 50679647 Anonymous
>>50679526
What the fuck is xan
16 min later 50679652 Anonymous
>>50679637
Did you want to talk somewhere else so we can discuss how we'd exchange our kisses and hugs of thanks?
16 min later 50679663 Anonymous (1548629449806.jpg 850x514 74kB)
>tfw he doesn't talk to me
>tfw thinking about removing him
I hate to be the talking guy with someone who doesn't talk nor show love.
17 min later 50679667 Anonymous
>>50679644
tell us about yourself anon, maybe you'll catch some fish oWo
17 min later 50679673 Anonymous
>>50679644
>tfw no Cat Noir cosplaying bf
20 min later 50679721 Anonymous
>>50679639
you sound nice too too bad this is just fantasy
20 min later 50679722 Anonymous
>>50679606
what breed is he? is he a good boy?
my day was a good as it could have been i guess, im currently eating some cereal
20 min later 50679723 Anonymous
>>50679652
it depends, where are you from, anon? i don't do well with distance and it seems everyone is so far away. i don't want to lead you on if i can't handle the distance. i may just have to give you hugs and kisses here.
21 min later 50679747 Anonymous (1547374144501.jpg 1000x891 286kB)
>>50679673
I know. My dream is to find a cute chat noir cosplaying bf
>>50679667
>tell us about yourself anon
Not much to say. Just a minnesota college boy with a stable(ish) job who wants a shorter bf to cuddle and pass the hours with.
22 min later 50679751 Anonymous
>>50679723
I'm in the USA, and with my luck you're probably not from here. I'd still accept and give the kisses/hugs either way.
22 min later 50679756 Anonymous (9_64.png 1228x1014 524kB)
i had sex with a dude last week and for the first time in a long while i felt normal.
22 min later 50679759 Anonymous
>>50679722
Its a mutt rottweiler, loves to gnaw on my arm
Is it morning over there? Where you from
23 min later 50679778 Anonymous
>>50679756
nice, how is your relationship with him though? Was it a one time thing or is it something serious?
23 min later 50679779 Anonymous
>>50679721
>> too bad this is just fantasy
I was afraid of that, but I'm not surprised.
23 min later 50679791 Anonymous
>>50679747
>minnesota
I love boys from minnesota my man.
Shame I'm west-europe :x
26 min later 50679841 Anonymous (1546736250048.jpg 1280x1098 182kB)
>>50679778
one time thing unfortunately. still tho, for a long time i worried whether or not i was actually gay or not but i feel like this has cemented it in that camp. Like a sense of closure that me being in an intimate relationship with a women would be a total disaster and would never work.
27 min later 50679855 Anonymous
>>50679751
Well, I actually am from the US, but it's a big country and it seems nobody is around where I am. Are you okay with getting a (little) more specific or do you just want to do the kisses and hugs here?
27 min later 50679858 Anonymous (1517294412228.png 550x464 351kB)
>>50679791
>I love boys from minnesota
Hi there
28 min later 50679881 Anonymous
>>50679759
no its actually 23:05 atm
im just eating something else since i had a very light dinner and wouldn't be able to make it through the night on that alone,
29 min later 50679892 Anonymous
>>50679791
>I love boys from minnesota my man
why? It's pretty lonely here. Most of the gays are in the twin cities and they are usually obnoxious fags.
>Shame I'm west-europe
Kek, I'm in Central Europe at the moment, heading back to my terrifying cold state later this week.
29 min later 50679895 Anonymous
>>50679855
I'm in the central time zone if that helps specify things a little more.
32 min later 50679952 Anonymous
>>50679892
It's a bit of a weird reason, so don't laugh at me. But as a kid I loved watching Big Time Rush on nickelodeon. And they're from minnesota. I also heard the winters are really snowy and I like snow, which also combines nicely with cuddling and sharing body warmth oWo
>>50679858
greetings anon
33 min later 50679974 Anonymous
>>50679895
so am I, actually. unfortunately that's still a super wide range, are you in the north or south? and east or west? i'm in the southeast.
33 min later 50679977 Anonymous
Do you love boys from the United Kingdom?
33 min later 50679989 Anonymous
>>50679952
>Big Time Rush
kek, how the fuck do I remember that. Yeah I guess those cute boys could make an impression,
>I also heard the winters are really snowy
And fucking cold. But yeah, it's pretty comfy cuddling weather.
35 min later 50680022 Anonymous
>>50679977
just developed a taste for british accent boys thanks to an anon spamming british gay porn many threads ago. I would love a cute british accent bf
35 min later 50680027 Anonymous
>>50679974
I'm in the southwest myself.
36 min later 50680040 Anonymous
>I can only find women with my hairstyle
What does this mean Anons
36 min later 50680043 Anonymous
>>50679989
Shame you're all the way over there, timezones and all. I'm 8 hours ahead of you rip
39 min later 50680086 Anonymous (1521995161486.jpg 802x795 323kB)
>rubbed armpits too hard while drying off from the shower
>tfw no bf to lick them to soothe the soreness
39 min later 50680095 Anonymous
>>50680043
>I'm 8 hours ahead of you
I'm actually in a central european country at the moment. It's 11:16 here.
41 min later 50680129 Anonymous
>>50680095
You bamboozeled me for a second, don't you mean 23:16? With your silly american microwave times
43 min later 50680151 Anonymous
>>50680086
If they're clean I'll lick them with the softest tongue in the world for you Anon <3
43 min later 50680164 Anonymous
>>50680027
i'm sorry anon, and i already feel bad for making you write all these responses but i'm not in a place to travel very far and that's still a ways out. i'm really sorry but i don't think i can do it, can i give you even more kisses and hugs to express my apology?
44 min later 50680172 Anonymous
>>50680129
I actually have my phone set to your crazy european style time. I'm just typing from my laptop which hasn't changed.
>tfw no sassy eu bf to argue about cultural differences which can only be resolved in bed
What country are you in anon? I'm currently in poland
45 min later 50680190 Anonymous
>>50680164
>i'm not in a place to travel very far
Same here unfortunately.
>can i give you even more kisses and hugs to express my apology?
Of course. I'll always accept ekisses and ehugs.
46 min later 50680193 Anonymous
>tfw no bf to cuck me after finding out I like chastity and being subby
>no bf to lock my huge cock up before making me watch him get fucked by someone else
>tfw I'll never be called a good boy for paying to be stepped on by him after they're done
47 min later 50680206 Anonymous
>>50680172
>poland
what the frick are you doing over there? Come over to Belgium sometime and I'll treat you to some of our classic foods
47 min later 50680211 Anonymous
>>50680193
>cucking
cringe and bluepilled
>tfw no monogamous bf to make intense and passionate love missionary style to
48 min later 50680228 Anonymous (1537475492730.png 1280x1342 904kB)
> doing my best to be comfy
> anon haven't you done anything all day?
48 min later 50680237 Anonymous
>>50680206
>what the frick are you doing over there?
Studying abroad this month. I have some polish heritage so I decided to go for it.
>Come over to Belgium sometime
Maybe. It's hard to afford traveling to Europe as is.
48 min later 50680239 Anonymous
>>50680228
>tfw comfy remains elusive
51 min later 50680286 Anonymous (1523488597719.gif 500x456 318kB)
>>50680190
thank you for being so forgiving, anon, you really are sweet. i really hope you find a nice boy soon, i'm confident you'd make someone really happy.
here's the kisses and hugs, you've earned them all. thank you, anon.
52 min later 50680306 Anonymous
>buy a ruler to make it easier to cut my hair
>notice how long an inch is
i don't get how so many people are insecure.
more people should hold rulers
53 min later 50680316 Anonymous
>>50680237
The classic american with the mixed heritage kek.
You enjoying your cultural experience?
55 min later 50680346 Anonymous
>>50680316
>You enjoying your cultural experience?
sort of polish boys are actually really cute . At the moment I just want to get back to muttland and relax.
55 min later 50680354 Anonymous (1541585320088.jpg 225x250 5kB)
>>50680286
Thank you too, anon. I hope you also find somebody that makes you happy.
>tfw no kissing pics to upload
Hopefully pic related will bring some lovey feels for you.
56 min later 50680370 Anonymous
>>50680346
>polish boys are cute
tsk. i wish you best of luck anon
1 hours later 50680474 Anonymous (1523666169024.jpg 500x451 53kB)
>tfw fell asleep and couldn't reply to eurobeat anon
my favourite song is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avp wyC5Vw7k
1 hours later 50680502 Anonymous
on the toilet taking a poop rn lads
1 hours later 50680506 Anonymous (1541017486413.png 778x856 246kB)
>>50680354
thanks anon, it means a lot. best of luck to you in finding someone as well. and i like your picture, here's a kissing picture you can use in the future too, if you want to. take care, sweet anon.
1 hours later 50680517 Anonymous
I wonder how many anons are edging right now. My guess is at least 10.
1 hours later 50680545 Anonymous
>>50680506
Thank you again, kind anon. I'll use it every now and then. I hope you have a nice rest of your day. *forehead kiss*
1 hours later 50680552 Anonymous
>>50680474
im still here
>my favorite song is
i've never heard this song actually or maybe just not really noticed it when listening through the volumes
who's Idol? the voice sounds familiar
1 hours later 50680647 Anonymous
>>50680545
You do the same, okay? Have a good day and take care, be safe. *cheek kiss*
1 hours later 50680671 Anonymous
93% of straight people who hate gay people are edgy retards that see what they want in statistics and gay people and not the whole picture.
1 hours later 50680675 Anonymous (1523497621994.jpg 736x1089 81kB)
>>50680552
I've never actually found out who Idol is, then again I've only checked wikipedia for artists and their aliases
I found in on initial d not the eurobeat volumes
1 hours later 50680694 Anonymous
>>50680671
The worst part is when they find out someone they've been close to has been gay the whole time, they actually let it complete overwrite their perception of that person instead of realizing that nothing has actually changed.
1 hours later 50680707 Anonymous
>>50680647
Talk to you again sometime most likely, even if we don't realize it. Be good, anon. *quick mouth kiss*
1 hours later 50680715 Anonymous
>>50680671
>straight
I hate to pull the obvious card, but I think a huge factor that stems from it is sexual frustration (inb4 arachnophobic meme). It's not surprising how a plethora of anti-gay organizations, specifically gay conversion camps for some reason, turn out to have in-the-closest leaders and founders.
1 hours later 50680855 Anonymous (adfg.jpg 638x38 5kB)
>>50680675
you might have found it on the initial D ost, but it also appear on Super Eurobeat Vol 167, as you can see in pic related and in the video you linked earlier.
looking through wiki won't really get you much, as they only have the most popular of the eurobeat artists; Dave, Domino, Sinclair and some others.
if anything you should check out Discogs if you are ever in doubt of who's who, but sadly neither discogs or wiki has any information on who Idol is, even though im sure i've heard the voice in another eurobeat song before
1 hours later 50680876 Anonymous
>>50680707
If I see the picture I'll know who it's from. You be good too, okay? Not like that'll be hard for you, you big sweetie. Thanks for all the kisses. <3
1 hours later 50680897 Anonymous
>>50680876
Sounds good, anon.
>Thanks for all the kisses. <3
Thank you too. <3
1 hours later 50681223 Anonymous (2bd8033fb9c7d42824d78e3863362e8d8eeae08a_hq.jpg 695x1024 72kB)
>>50679368
No homo, but I would like to share a thought. I am watching this anime, "Yuri on ice", and the main characters are adorable. I know they are unrealistically aesthetic and "perfect", but it would be awesome to be like Victor, and watch over a young, shy and feminine friend who adores you more than anything, doing his best for you. As a lonely guy, even Victor would be an outstanding pal, but you know what I mean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irb lH3QYA7Q
Is there a name for this kind of feeling? Again: no homo. I really like girls, but this is a different and comfy vibe.
1 hours later 50681283 Anonymous
>>50681223
You want brotherhood, the ultimate desire of any man
1 hours later 50681382 Anonymous
Would anyone like to watch and help me write this thing I've been planning on for a little while? It's a fantasy/sci-fi story. I could use *very* beta readers and critiques, to tell me if what I'm writing is shit or not.
If yes, drop your gmail and I'll add you to the doc.
If you don't want to show your gmail here, just email me at this throwaway: julebutir@heximail.com
2 hours later 50681412 Anonymous
>>50681223
>no homo
if its no homo why does he have to be feminine?
sounds like its fill homo anon its okay
2 hours later 50681431 Anonymous
>>50681382
I sent you mine, anon. I'd be happy to help
2 hours later 50681494 Anonymous
>>50681431
Added to the doc. Anyone else?
2 hours later 50681522 Anonymous
>>50681382
I don't have a gmail, but I sent an email anyway.
2 hours later 50681585 Anonymous
>>50681494
yeah i sent you an email
2 hours later 50681610 Anonymous
>>50681382
Attention for all wanting to help me write this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't have to send me your email, just click on this link. Don't even have to sign in with your gmail.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/ 1U_efM2NpFbKVZNapoZ2Nzhm7gz4ZGfdQ6O twTOxheAI/edit?usp=sharing
2 hours later 50681632 Anonymous
>still no smol bf to protec
what am i doing wrong? i'm tall, should that not be enough?
2 hours later 50681667 Anonymous
>yeah I'm gay anon!
>oh what you arent completely hairless, you dont wear girl clothes, and you dont sound and look completely like a woman? sorry youre just not my type...
2 hours later 50681689 Anonymous
I'm gonna make the 600th thread
If any of you faggots even think about it I'm gonna knock you out
2 hours later 50681695 Anonymous
Met a guy that I kinda like online, but he seems actually autistic and gets really mad if you ask about his interests or life and then tries to butter up to me with cutesy anime talk.
2 hours later 50681697 Anonymous
>>50681667
yeah aight you made me snort just then.
>>50681689
i wanted to make it but because i made the 300th thread i'll give you this one.
2 hours later 50681727 Anonymous
>>50681632
It's enough for me, but you're probably a yank which kills the deal
2 hours later 50681752 Anonymous
>>50681667
>yes, I'm gay!
>I masturbate to anime traps all the time!!
2 hours later 50681776 Anonymous (1532.gif 430x242 1839kB)
>>50681283
Maybe, I don't know. I am happy to see that the characters achieve happiness, step by step. But their homo-erotic relationship doesn't disgust me, in fact I am happy for them.
>>50681412
D-dude! That's gay!
2 hours later 50681778 Anonymous
>>50681727
>tfw not yank
what's up shortie
2 hours later 50681855 Anonymous
>>50681776
its fine dude, everyone wants a cute femboy to protect and love
being gay is aight
2 hours later 50681862 Anonymous (1532399667596.jpg 1080x1072 94kB)
>>50681689
i'll probably be in class when that happens anyway.
2 hours later 50681875 Anonymous
>tfw no abnormal-gut flora bf to heal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_0 NvcJZwa8
2 hours later 50681878 Anonymous (1547403672710.jpg 457x457 56kB)
I'm tired of all.
My e-crush is making irl friends and i'm happy for him, but at the same time i'm sad because he wouldn't need me anymore.
I've been saying of starting therapy 3 weeks from now, but i'm too afraid to even get out my dorm when my father's at home.
I hate this. I want the confidance to be a better version of myself both physically and psychologically, but at this point i'm too deep into the moral abyss and i got no one to help me out that i just don't know how to proceed.
"But you have do it by yourself!" Yeah, i know. I just can't. It's not lazyness, i can tell...
Anyway, hope you are doing great, friends. Best wishes to all of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-u Nc8b0MHw
2 hours later 50681884 Anonymous
>>50681778
You have my attention Mr tall anon, I hope my 5'5 ness pleases you
2 hours later 50681914 Anonymous
>>50681884
and i hope my 6'4 body pleases you as well, how is life as a shortboy?
2 hours later 50681962 Anonymous (latest.jpg 564x660 54kB)
>>50681855
>everyone wants a cute femboy to protect and love
YES
>being gay is aight
n-no...
2 hours later 50681970 Anonymous
>>50681914
I find myself standing on tip toes when I walk around the house so I can see what everything looks like if I was taller, but that's still not enough. Outside I easily get lost is seas of people due to them all being taller, if only I had a really tall 6'4 bf to carry me around on his back so I could actually see where I'm going
What's it like being so tall?
2 hours later 50681979 Anonymous
anyone else miss kroni
2 hours later 50681994 Anonymous (1543488421804.png 680x521 106kB)
What do you guys want out of a relationship? Like if you imagined your ideal relationship, what would be its overarching theme?
2 hours later 50682006 Anonymous
>>50681970
everybody knows where i am in the sea of crowds, everybody comments on how tall i am. I'm the first one to have the rain hit my head and just everything else you can imagine being tall. Do you wanna hit it up somewhere else to talk further?
2 hours later 50682012 Anonymous
>>50681979
no more than a knife in stuck up an urethra
2 hours later 50682019 Anonymous
>>50681994
an action packed thrill ride of an adventure
2 hours later 50682023 Anonymous
>>50681994
Narrowing it down to a theme is pretty difficult. I'd gues Adventure, I want someone to go everywhere with and just experience live together with. No matter what the heck it is I know I'd have a good time with him so we'd do just about anything.
2 hours later 50682062 Anonymous
>>50682006
That sounds fun honestly, idk if I'd give up my shortness for it. Maybe just for a day or two
We can use discord if you have it, can you post yours or maybe an email I can send mine to?
2 hours later 50682078 Anonymous (chef hug.jpg 800x1000 539kB)
i made 240 quarter-pound cookies today...
i smell like vanilla and cocoa it's pretty nice.
2 hours later 50682112 Anonymous
>>50682078
yeah, you can send your discord to this email
tallanonfromthread@cock.li
i hope to hear from you soon!
2 hours later 50682138 Anonymous
>>50682078
be my baker bf pls, I don't really do cookies though, mainly bread, have a sourdough proving rn
2 hours later 50682145 Anonymous
>tfw my short bf left me after being with me gave him enough confidence to realize he could do better.
feels badman.
2 hours later 50682159 Anonymous
>>50682145
Being left like that is my biggest fear
2 hours later 50682178 Anonymous
why do you people have to ruin this board? Do you really not know ANYWHERE else to be a faggot?
2 hours later 50682198 Anonymous
>>50682112
Sent you my discord tallanon
I'm sure you meant to reply to me >>50682062
2 hours later 50682206 Anonymous (link eat.png 826x939 584kB)
>>50682138
baking is a lot of fun, i love my job. it also keeps me pretty fit, since i'm hefting around 100lbs of flour/sugar quite often.
sourdough is great! what do you like to have with that?
3 hours later 50682252 Anonymous
>>50682206
>what do you live to have with that?
Usually I just eat bread plain, maybe toasted
3 hours later 50682279 Anonymous
>>50682145
Too close to home... hope the best for you, pal. You'll get over this.
3 hours later 50682298 Anonymous
>>50682252
that's fair enough, i'd usually butter it at the very least.
3 hours later 50682365 Anonymous (1548706308055.jpg 894x894 117kB)
>>50681994
Mega-confiness and a shelter for two reclusive weirdos if that could work somehow.
It'd be great to have a depressive bf to pamper and give encouragement to before they left me for a fun person.
3 hours later 50682371 Anonymous
>>50682279
>>50682179
>>50682159
thanks even though i'm really sad, im still happy that i got to be his first everything and we got to do all his little greentext fantasys.
3 hours later 50682470 Anonymous (1545097707114.gif 500x281 761kB)
>>50681994
Mutual care and support, physical and emotional intimacy, a best friend, sexual outlet, and someone that I can ultimately respect as an equal.
3 hours later 50682512 Anonymous
>>50682365
This, so much.
The problem is that comfy indoor guys don't go out that much, if at all. So, "just go out and find one" doesn't apply here.
3 hours later 50682528 Anonymous (1534033253635.png 1067x1200 663kB)
>>50681994
Love, loyalty, and a few shared mutual interests
>>50682365
>a depressive bf to pamper and give encouragement to before they left me for a fun person.
I am depressive bf, but I don't like leaving people
3 hours later 50682565 Anonymous (49211257_2285357938402202_3870619489158561792_n.jpg 750x554 49kB)
>>50682470
marry me pls anon cute gif
3 hours later 50682577 Anonymous
>>50681994
tbf I sort of want a relationship where one of us is really sick and the other helps them get better, or he's abusive and nearly kills me and then has a change of heart, or we're both sadbois and commit suicide
3 hours later 50682617 Anonymous
>>50682470
what this anon said, but with the possibility of suicide pact when we become too old
3 hours later 50682642 Anonymous
>>50682565
You're moving a little too fast there anon.
I'm probably nothing like you're imagining, anyway.
>>50682617
That's where the care and support come in.
Without that you're right and it's all over.
3 hours later 50682662 Anonymous
>>50682577
>we're both sadbois and commit suicide
>where one of us is really sick and the other helps them get better
Those two sound pretty cool.
3 hours later 50682688 Anonymous (diony.png 422x377 239kB)
does any anons know any good books with some gay characters which doesn't involve some tragedy/woe-is-me plotline about being gay or whatever. just two boys who fall in love. any setting is acceptable except for modern.
3 hours later 50682704 Anonymous
>>50682688
I will shill this book until the day I die
"I'll get there. It better be worth the trip."
3 hours later 50682710 Anonymous
>>50682688
>>50682704
it's not really what you're looking for, I don't think, but you still ought to read it
3 hours later 50682745 Anonymous
who wants to play ow with me
im hardstuck in plat :[
3 hours later 50682821 Anonymous
>>50682704
have read that one, did like it a lot. now i'm honestly looking for a strong story with a little less angst.
if i can't find one i might as well try writing one about a political drama on a fantasy world.
3 hours later 50682822 Anonymous
>>50682745
want a bronze that hasn't played in months on your team? if not I can't help you, sorry
3 hours later 50682832 Anonymous (1519586517413.png 682x1200 848kB)
Applying for jobs is stressful, I hate it.
3 hours later 50682856 Anonymous
>>50682642
maybe not, but your post is exactly what i want out of a bf
3 hours later 50682867 Anonymous
>>50682832
>those survey things they have
>questions like "i always feel comfortable around people" or "i am always happy"
they really make me feel bad
3 hours later 50682889 Anonymous
>>50682745
I'm gonna be to busy playing kingdom hearts after I go to the late night release and buy it
3 hours later 50682910 Anonymous
>>50682832
>tfw neet with heavy social anxiety
>tfw know I can't neet forever and one day I will have to get a job and be around people all day.
>tfw even the thought makes me want to throw up.
4 hours later 50682991 Anonymous
>tfw almost a monthe into semester
>tfw still haven't found qt bf
4 hours later 50683063 Anonymous (1531579727184.png 845x1200 1052kB)
>>50682867
>>those survey things they have
I hate them so fucking much.
> Why do you want this job?
Idk, I don't want to starve to death?
4 hours later 50683077 Anonymous
>>50682991
>about to graduate
>still no bf
guess I'll have to get one of those "coworker" bfs everyone's talking about
4 hours later 50683082 Anonymous (49184602_2093501370963825_3221563979847434240_o.jpg 1200x1057 72kB)
>>50682991
i'm almost done with college and have achieved no real friends or a bf
I want off this wild ride
4 hours later 50683310 Anonymous
Tfw no manly and hairy bottom bf to cuddle, watch movies/anime with, take shooting and just talk all the time to
I wish I could find a bf who's as just as clingy as I am ;-;
4 hours later 50683614 Anonymous (ynJx6cT.png 1920x1080 1870kB)
>daydreamed my fantasy of turning a fratboy/jock straight guy curious and eventually taking his anal virginity in his dorm again in the middle of class
If the class weren't so boring, I wouldn't come up with these fantasies to entertain myself!
4 hours later 50683636 Anonymous
I'm sick why is no bf here to comfort me while I sneeze the night away?
4 hours later 50683655 Anonymous (880.png 3500x3200 555kB)
>>50683636
Because we live in a world where we're all forcibly isolated from each other, both as a result of our sociological constructs and the natures we were born with
4 hours later 50683678 Anonymous
>>50683636
Sorry anon, you know I love you, but I can't allow myself to catch a cold or something worse.
I can make some noodle soup if you want, though.
5 hours later 50683743 Anonymous (1548727596036.png 180x180 61kB)
Who /3AM/ here?
(I should hit the bed, shouldn't I...)
5 hours later 50683749 Anonymous
>>50683743
sweet dreams sad soft man
5 hours later 50683752 Anonymous
>>50683655
shut up ill sneeze on you
>>50683678
that'd be kind of nice
5 hours later 50683757 Anonymous
>>50682470
god I fucking wish this was me
5 hours later 50683769 Anonymous
>>50683752
It won't matter
I'm wearing all of this armor anyway
5 hours later 50683783 Anonymous
>>50681223
Sounds pretty homosexual anon.
Victuuri is the only true ship
5 hours later 50683804 Anonymous (proxy.duckduckgo-3.jpg 900x837 155kB)
Why do all the gaynons here want only European bfs? why is there no burgerland love?
5 hours later 50683811 Anonymous
>>50683804
because it's european hours i guess? just ask earlier in the day fatty
5 hours later 50683822 Anonymous
>>50683811
It's not. In fact, it is pretty late in here!
5 hours later 50683860 Anonymous (der456.png 1182x730 223kB)
>>50683804
lmao
cry me a river
5 hours later 50683863 Anonymous
>>50683804
Fat is universally unattractive HAHA just passing thru sry
5 hours later 50683900 Anonymous
>>50683863
chasers exist though
5 hours later 50683902 Anonymous
>>50683804
>why do all gayanons here want only european bfs?
what are you on? you do realize that 45% of 4chan users are burgers, and that's what i've seen with these threads too when burger time rolls around, it a 50/50 split
5 hours later 50683911 Anonymous
I'm having unrealistic cravings is this a part of the sickness anons
5 hours later 50683919 Anonymous (1543809369243.jpg 442x604 49kB)
>>50683804
give me burger bf noaw pls
cornland here
5 hours later 50683939 Anonymous
I spend an unhealthy amount of time in a fantasy world where I am able to grant myself wishes like a genie without limitations. Every day I think about what activities I'd do. It's not as good as actually being a completely all powerful god, but just imagining it makes me really happy.
If I had power like that, I'd post here something like this:
>I have the power of teleportation. I will teleport to the first person to reply to this post. When I get there, we can play vidya, watch anime or movies, go for a walk or date, have sex, or whatever else you want.
I'd then go on to say
>I know nobody expects me to actually be able to teleport to them, but I am completely serious. Do not reply to this post if you do not want someone where you are right now. And since I know you don't expect me to actually do it, you're allowed to act utterly surprised, but you're not allowed to act in a negative way, i.e. attacking me and telling me to get out.
5 hours later 50683961 Anonymous
>>50683939
Then I'd teleport to them and spend the night/day with them. They'd probably want to be my bf afterwards, but I'd explain that I can't be their bf for a lot of reasons. But I'd help them find their perfect bf, maybe even create a boy that's almost perfect for him. Perfect is too much, and nobody deserves that.
5 hours later 50683975 Anonymous
>>50683939
>>50683961
but you just replied to yourself so did you make it not work
5 hours later 50683986 Anonymous
>>50683939
>has the power to grant any wish for himself
>decides to use it to make other anons happy
not sure if pathetic or extremely nice, but thanks for thinking about us in your fantasies
5 hours later 50683988 Anonymous
>>50683975
Guess I'll have to give myself the night of my life.
5 hours later 50683994 Anonymous
>>50683939
>tfw I have the same type of fantasies
5 hours later 50684011 Anonymous
>>50683986
Making people happy would be very nice, especially if they're someone desperate and depressed. Seeing them want me badly and cling to me, realizing that I have complete power over them, desperately wanting to date god, stuff like that... That's the best part.
5 hours later 50684041 Anonymous
>>50683994
>>50684011
Yeah uhh I take it back
5 hours later 50684044 Anonymous
>>50683939
>tfw you fantasize about the world being covered in vast oceans that wipe away society and most of the human population
>the ones who survive have their cultural identities erased through the generations
>technology advances relatively rapidly through salvaging artifacts of the old world and reverse engineering them, but society advances at a slower rate as states are confined to small islands and chains of islands
>we in the past are seen by the new folk as failed gods or wacky aliens who took on human form, pitied, detested and revered all at once
>for a brief period many states are actual utopias due to social naivete and the almost religion-like fanaticism surrounding not repeating the mistakes of the progenitor humans
>eventually it all goes to shit anyway somehow
5 hours later 50684093 Anonymous
I really don't want to die alone. How can I find someone who loves me? No one will ever love me. I don't know what to do.
5 hours later 50684129 Anonymous
>>50684093
same boat anon, it's so lonely
i'm beginning to think it's too late
6 hours later 50684396 Anonymous
>>50683614
Good taste anon
>>50684044
Windwaker HD was excellent, too bad nobody bought Wii U
6 hours later 50684414 Anonymous
>>50684396
I think you mean thank god no one bought wii u
6 hours later 50684418 Anonymous
>>50684396
>hadn't thought of that
Man, everything I do ends up being derivative. Feels bad man.
6 hours later 50684428 Anonymous
>>50683919
At least there's one. Thanks anon.
6 hours later 50684437 Anonymous
>>50681994
Wholesome compassionate cuddling with someone I can open up to completely.
6 hours later 50684475 Anonymous (ec91ef33d179a45f8fa66f7652a2d358d63c8cf7be4bb7988c7e3d45e72ba8d5.png 850x600 466kB)
Why is time such a bitch?
I haven't seen him for 4 months and won't see him for another 6 months.
I know we're reaching half-time soon but as time goes by the need to be together grows.
6 hours later 50684479 Anonymous
>tfw no wealthy ebf to extort
>tfw you will never entice a desperate boy with your body or personality
>tfw you will never finally get him to crack and buy you a game on steam
>tfw it'll never escalate to him sending you real money
>tfw you will never break up with him as soon as he's ruined, calling him pathetic for trusting someone like you
Too bad people aren't so easily manipulated.
6 hours later 50684501 Anonymous (1523351283861.gif 500x318 736kB)
If you're a top but self-insert as the bottom while you watch porn and jerk off, does it make you a vers in denial?
6 hours later 50684649 Anonymous
>>50684501
????? what the fuck
If you want to get fucked, I've got news for you: you aren't a(n exclusive) top
Shocking, I know
6 hours later 50684675 Anonymous
>>50684501
>vers in denial
do people who have sex take their positions THAT seriously?
like, are tops really that disgusted by the idea of being bottom for once?
100% unironic virgin fag here
6 hours later 50684687 Anonymous
>tfw wish I was a cute bottom bitch but I'm old and ugly
Being submissive and not cute is awful
6 hours later 50684729 Anonymous
>>50684675
I think it's less disgust and more just the idea that they have to conform to one thing like sexuality and by extension sex isn't this super fluid thing that can change from person to person and isn't a fucking personality trait
6 hours later 50684753 Anonymous (1547615072641.jpg 1000x1179 131kB)
hello, yes
i did this for you all:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qhgIdw16do
can i please get one (1) attention?
6 hours later 50684797 Anonymous
>>50684753
Here, have a (You) and go to sleep.
I didn't even open it.
6 hours later 50684815 Anonymous
>>50684687
same, I'm not old but I'm getting closer to the point where being a virgin stops being "cute" and starts being "what a loser lmao" probably passed it already, idk
If I weren't enamored with the idea of "having my first with someone special" I'd just go on grindr and let a dilf fuck me
6 hours later 50684821 Anonymous
>>50684753
>tfw no singing bf
Why'd you remind me, anon?
6 hours later 50684825 Anonymous
>>50684501
does anybody know what video this is from?
6 hours later 50684831 Anonymous
>>50684753
usually i hate vocaroos because they're painfully awkward, but this was nice to listen to. you're good at the string thing and your singing voice is nice too. here's your (you)
6 hours later 50684833 Anonymous
>>50679368
This thread is really really gay. Probably the gayest on the site
6 hours later 50684854 Anonymous
are we doing the stupid vocaroo self posting shit again why can't you just go to /soc/ is it that hard to get attention there?
6 hours later 50684929 Anonymous
>>50684753
makes me want to break out my own guitar and sing. cute voice anon
6 hours later 50684991 Anonymous
>tfw no potential bf that has a big gay crush on me
7 hours later 50685064 Anonymous
>>50683860
No estas solo, anon
7 hours later 50685193 Anonymous
>>50684753
you seem a bit shy on the mic. it's okay anon, your voice is beautiful.
7 hours later 50685210 Anonymous
>>50684687
You don't have to look like a girl or twinky femboy to be cute Anon. Some of us like normal guys.
7 hours later 50685262 Anonymous
>>50685210
Yeah but the idea of being a masc guy with another masc guy repulses me. One of us needs to be fem and cute or I can't enjoy it at all.
7 hours later 50685263 Anonymous
How do I get my bf to play games with me and what should we play?
He's a macfag btw
7 hours later 50685294 Anonymous
>>50685064
Gracias, anon, es bueno saberlo.
7 hours later 50685342 Anonymous
>>50685262
I'm a masc guy and I prefer masc guys. I find masculine guys more attractive and find it easier to be myself around someone similar to me. Plus couple who look similar are super cute!
I always find it gross when there's a little twink and a masc guys. It is the straight equivalent of an 18 year old girl and a 30 year old black thug. Idk I think it's weird to push the whole straight relationship dynamics in gays.
7 hours later 50685362 Anonymous
>>50685263
Any idea what kinds of games he'd want to play?
7 hours later 50685399 Anonymous
>>50685362
He's pretty casual, mentioned Smash but neither of us are forking out for a Switch
7 hours later 50685485 Anonymous
I have a boyfriend now! I met him here in /r9gay/! I'm so happy!
7 hours later 50685500 Anonymous
>>50685485
The best of luck to you!
Is it ldr or are you close locationwise?
7 hours later 50685509 Anonymous
>>50685399
There's always TF2 I guess, but idk if you two would like that game
7 hours later 50685512 Anonymous
>>50685500
It's an ldr for now but we both want to meet up and we both have money so I'm sure it'll happen at some point!
7 hours later 50685527 Anonymous
>>50685512
That's nice. ldr usually doesn't work out that well if you don't have a prospect of meeting up
7 hours later 50685535 Anonymous
>>50685512
I give it a week minimum, month maximum. Be sure to remind is who you are when he ghosts you, so many boys every thread it's hard to keep track of whos who
7 hours later 50685661 Anonymous (1547620539501.jpg 1304x1842 161kB)
>>50684821
>>50684831
>>50684929
>>50685193
thank you all for the kind words. they give me the warm fuzzies. also note i am currently accepting bf applications
8 hours later 50685812 Anonymous (1542613660584.jpg 640x629 27kB)
>tfw not sure what to do with my life
>tfw can't stop yearning for a bf
8 hours later 50685820 Anonymous
>>50685661
Can I apply? It might sound silly but even though you might be on the other side of the world I think it is possible to fall in love with someone online. Do you have Discord?
8 hours later 50685851 Anonymous
Anyone want an easily amused and usually happy bf who will be here for you all day because they're a neet?
8 hours later 50685909 Anonymous
>>50685820
i was only kidding friend. but thanks anyway. best of luck to you
8 hours later 50686053 Anonymous
real dead hours
8 hours later 50686144 Anonymous
>>50681223
bamping for this
8 hours later 50686266 Anonymous
>>50686053
Unfortunately and unironically this.
9 hours later 50686470 Anonymous
height difference couples are cute as heck and i want a smol bf
9 hours later 50686493 Anonymous (1547890829060.webm 480x480 596kB)
Daily reminder that you will never, ever have this.
9 hours later 50686503 Anonymous
>>50686493
Hello will you please delete this thank you very much especially since I know who you are.
9 hours later 50686533 Anonymous (1547892527055.webm 400x400 2044kB)
>>50686503
Or this, for all that matters.
9 hours later 50686566 Anonymous
>>50686533
That face looks extremely punchable.
9 hours later 50686606 Anonymous (1548782226566.gif 500x293 884kB)
>>50686503
>since I know who you are
I doubt it.
9 hours later 50686653 Anonymous (1545786525836.jpg 1280x960 720kB)
>>50686533
Remember, there is no hope.
9 hours later 50686698 Anonymous (1545793655522.jpg 612x612 87kB)
>>50686653
Only death is eternal; everything else is pointless.
9 hours later 50686723 Anonymous (1544776526216.jpg 500x332 101kB)
>>50686698
Stop resisting the inevitable, fate is against you.
Embrace the abyss, it's the only way.
10 hours later 50687060 Anonymous (IMG_20190128_111104.jpg 1000x1129 133kB)
I want this cute cowboy as a bf, in real life. Smooching him and such
10 hours later 50687070 Anonymous
>tfw no bf to smooch
10 hours later 50687090 Anonymous (New.Zealand.(Female).full.208040.jpg 732x1024 193kB)
I KNOW THERE ARE KIWI ANONS HERE PLEASE BE MY BF I CAN'T BE THE ONLY HOMO IN NZ.
10 hours later 50687093 Anonymous
>tfw no bf to smooch everyday and night
10 hours later 50687175 Anonymous
>tfw no bf to smooch with all always
10 hours later 50687180 Anonymous
>>50687090
Welly by any chance?
10 hours later 50687225 Anonymous
>>50686533
>tfw i have this but I wont have him back until later this week
it hurts bros
i just wanna hold him
10 hours later 50687233 Anonymous
>>50687090
hey aucklander here
10 hours later 50687253 Anonymous (1539874529141.jpg 605x1047 426kB)
Hey anon i just thought you might wanna read this incredible story:
>>>/lgbt/11602376
10 hours later 50687281 Anonymous
>>50687180
No but if we fall in love after getting to know each other online we can surely move to each other right?
10 hours later 50687314 Anonymous
>>50687281
Of course how far are you from welly
10 hours later 50687345 Anonymous
>>50687233
Oh hey also Aucklander here. You got Discord?
11 hours later 50687401 Anonymous
>>50687314
About a day's drive. I used to live there, it can be a nice place.
jaerarde@gmail.com is my throwaway
11 hours later 50687421 Anonymous
>>50687180
Yo I'm in Welly, been sweating all day :x
11 hours later 50687616 Anonymous
Where is my bf? Has anyone seen him?
11 hours later 50687626 Anonymous
>>50687616
>losing your bf
I'm afraid that's a strike to your permanent record.
11 hours later 50687643 Anonymous
>>50687253
>Hey anon i just thought you might wanna read this incredible story
hmmm
11 hours later 50687647 Anonymous
>>50687626
I don't know where he is and i'm freaking out. He's 6'2 and i'm not sure where i dropped him.
11 hours later 50687658 Anonymous
>>50687643
>Replying to tranners
That will be 40 pure strikes and 3 bottles of Jack.
11 hours later 50687663 Anonymous
>bf is a lot more feminine than me
>he's fucking 6'4 and i'm 6'0
you guys probably think im larping but i unironically feel so emasculated
11 hours later 50687672 Anonymous
>>50687658
that thread has actually nothing to do with trannies, its about one boy seducing another
11 hours later 50687679 Anonymous
>>50687647
>He's 6'2
weird, cause I'm also 6'2. Well, good luck on finding your bf anon.
11 hours later 50687680 Anonymous (1520859300265.gif 600x525 731kB)
>>50687672
>tfw can't seduce anyone with my face
11 hours later 50687693 Anonymous
>>50687679
Is it really you Deiondre? Where did you go?
11 hours later 50687742 Anonymous
>>50687647
>I don't know where he is and i'm freaking out.
>He's 6'2
Oh, I thought you were talking about me for a second there. I'm an inch taller. Guess nobody's looking for me.
11 hours later 50687760 Anonymous
>>50687742
Nobody's looking for you because you're easy to find since you're tall :)
11 hours later 50687783 Anonymous
>>50687760
Nice save there, anon. I appreciate it.
11 hours later 50687825 Anonymous (cool.png 546x308 215kB)
>>50687783
Just doing my job.
Originalio
12 hours later 50687890 Anonymous (1526306577282.jpg 600x900 143kB)
> no comfy bf
12 hours later 50687917 Anonymous
>>50687825
Any luck finding your 6'2" bf? He has to be around here somewhere.
12 hours later 50687926 Anonymous (1529612047353.jpg 1117x1216 203kB)
>no beat up bf
12 hours later 50687963 Anonymous
>>50687917
I'll look tomorrow, or today after my quick nap. He loves me so i'm sure he will be next to me when i wake up. :(
12 hours later 50687971 Anonymous
>>50687401
pls respond
>>50687421
I made the mistake of wearing jeans today
12 hours later 50687976 Anonymous
>>50687963
>i'm sure he will be next to me when i wake up.
I hope he will be, anon. He might be snuggling up against you to keep you warm. Who knows?
12 hours later 50688017 Anonymous
>>50687971
Wha I didn't get anything anon. Should I message you somewhere?
Alternatively: Atlas#2148
12 hours later 50688047 Anonymous
>>50688017
I just emailed you I'll add you anyway :D
12 hours later 50688184 Anonymous (why.jpg 617x344 26kB)
>>50679368
Why are you originally gay?
12 hours later 50688216 Anonymous (foods up.jpg 585x780 96kB)
i did some math and i've prepped/baked my weight(58kg/127lbs) in cookies in the last three days.
i am very sleepy but i had a very good shift just now. what should i watch as i begin to doze off tonight?
12 hours later 50688290 Anonymous
>>50688216
I love cookies. I want cookies.
>tfw no bf to bake cookies with
13 hours later 50688465 Anonymous (1548305485673.jpg 645x773 96kB)
>mfw workbando doesn't wear any cologne or deodorant
fuck I didn't even know I liked this. it's almost intoxicating. hnnggggg
13 hours later 50688761 Anonymous
>tfw no bf to walk through the snow with holding hands
>tfw no bf to throw snowballs at each other
>tfw no bf to kiss his cute rosy red cold cheeks
14 hours later 50688972 Anonymous
>>50688761
>walk through the snow with holding hands
Where do you live? In my country you would get verbally abused or even beaten if you did this in public.
14 hours later 50688999 Anonymous
>>50688972
I live in the UK but in the countryside where hopefully it would just be me and my bf and nobody could see us holding hands, especially through snowfall.
14 hours later 50689006 Anonymous
>>50688999
Sounds cute. Wish you could find a bf and do this one day.
14 hours later 50689016 Anonymous (1518425568024.gif 540x699 259kB)
>best friend puts on weight
>goes straight to his stomach
>ask for pics
>it's perfect, consumed by lust
>worry I'll be a creep or a pest by asking for more
>he says I won't
What the fuck do I do bros? At this rate I really will ask him for pictures multiple times a week.
14 hours later 50689052 Anonymous
>>50689016
Are you a fat guy who likes other fat guys?
14 hours later 50689094 Anonymous (0128191104e-1.png 1073x1648 1888kB)
>>50688761
>tfw no bf to make snowmen with
14 hours later 50689105 Anonymous
>Wanting to play minecraft with someone.
>Finding someone and playing during an evening. Lot of fun.
>Proceed to always being sick and using stupid excuses to avoid playing with me after it.
It's kinda a routine now.
14 hours later 50689107 Anonymous
it was 105 degrees/40 celsius yesterday where i live.
and you're all lucky enough to fantasize about your winter bfs. i'm just fantasizing about winter at this point.
14 hours later 50689125 Anonymous
>>50689070
Wtf why do I train if guys like big bellies
14 hours later 50689288 Anonymous
>>50689125
most guys don't like big bellies
14 hours later 50689321 Anonymous
>>50689016
if he says you won't then just do it, in moderation
14 hours later 50689332 Anonymous (1545944330011.png 855x766 777kB)
>>50689321
Do you think once a week is fine, or twice a week?
14 hours later 50689362 Anonymous
>>50689016
Where are you from my boy.
15 hours later 50689538 Anonymous
Would it be considered gay if i wanted to cuddle with a male the same age as me? (22)
Asking for a friend.
15 hours later 50689555 Anonymous
>>50689538
Nah man bros do that all the time
15 hours later 50689613 Anonymous
>>50689555
I can't live like this trips anon.
I'm still in the closet, i'm getting older and all i want is just someone (male) to hug me.
15 hours later 50689633 Anonymous (1547913636852.jpg 1446x2048 288kB)
>tfw no danish bf
15 hours later 50689670 Anonymous
>>50689633
Are you Danish? Where at Denmark do you live?
15 hours later 50689687 Anonymous (1547467733660.png 822x802 696kB)
Bros, i was so ok until this fucker came to my life and start saying nice things to me and treating me well. Now i'm super clingy towards him and it is hell to live like this when i know the chances to *our thing* to become a *escalated thing* are that low.
Why i have to be this emotionally dependant... fuck.
15 hours later 50689693 Anonymous
>>50689125
fat bellies are a no no
strong bellies are very nice
15 hours later 50689721 Anonymous
>>50689693
>train jiu jitsu
>they're all older guys with fat bellies or strong bellies or a few even with both
Goddamn if I didn't like fighting so much I'd be consumed with homolust
15 hours later 50689748 Anonymous
>>50689670
sjaelland
15 hours later 50689773 Anonymous
>>50689687
It's your fault anon. Stop falling in love or being clingy every time someone say something nice to you. You must be detached. Or you will suffer. Internet friends aren't friends, you need time and be sure he's honest. Don't fall that easily.
15 hours later 50689778 Anonymous
>>50689748
Bottom boy, say yes ;_;
15 hours later 50689810 Anonymous
>>50689778
yea bro, where are you from?
15 hours later 50689859 Anonymous
>>50679368
>no guitarist bf who wraps his arm around you in the morning and caresses your body with his callused fingers
16 hours later 50689898 Anonymous (Owl.png 141x166 56kB)
How would one optimize sex? Stopping masturbation a month before? Buying viagra?
What about if it'sthe first time?
16 hours later 50689915 Anonymous
>>50689898
Just wear a condom and don't jack it too much.
16 hours later 50689918 Anonymous
>>50689898
>optimize sex
You can hardly optimize the first few times. These times are more about exploring each other than making each other cum in the shortest time possible.
It's also a nice feel of getting to know each other on a new level, so enjoy it.
16 hours later 50689925 Anonymous
>>50689898
wear thin condoms and dont jerk off hard before sex
16 hours later 50689988 Anonymous
>tfw no bf
that's it, that's all i have to say
16 hours later 50689999 Anonymous
>>50689915
>>50689925
Are condoms necessary if it is both of our first times? I've never thought about condoms. Do they feel better for the other person or make you last longer?
When should I stop the solo action? Week? Month?
>>50689918
The problem is I'm nervous. I think I could be too nervous to stay erect. Partly why viagra is appealing. Or that could finish too early. Or not be able to get an erection at all.
16 hours later 50690013 Anonymous
>>50689999
quads! you will not suffer any bad things when you do sex now you have been blessed by kek
16 hours later 50690026 Anonymous
>>50689999
>The problem is I'm nervous
Is it a do or die situation? If not just try to be relaxed and don't rush anything, get comfortable together, watch a movie, drink something, whatever, get in the mood.
I think the best way to get it up and let it stay there is to trust your partner.
16 hours later 50690032 Anonymous
>>50689999
I'd strongly advice using condoms if it's your first time, also first time anal is not always the prettiest, and it will likely not be clean. But again gay sex, and anal is trail and errior
16 hours later 50690145 Anonymous
>>50689898
>>50689999
Take PrEP just to be safe. Talk to your doctor about it even if you're embarrassed. Go in expecting to hang out and cuddle and maybe kiss. He'll be too tight for you to get in even if you're hard. His big pimply ass will take 4 inches off your dick before reaching the hole, too. You'll be half soft and disappointed that blowjobs are really not that great. After a minute of poking around trying to get inside you'll probably give up.
16 hours later 50690187 Anonymous (given up.jpg 530x805 47kB)
>tfw fell for the findom meme again
i wish i had a bf so i could stop abusing myself
16 hours later 50690202 Anonymous
>>50690145
>You'll be half soft and disappointed that blowjobs are really not that great.
I really liked my first bj, though. I was half soft the rest of the night, though.
16 hours later 50690207 Anonymous
>>50690187
Your bf would care about you too much to take your money though, it would never work.
16 hours later 50690217 Anonymous
>>50690187
or just simply stop being a degenerate and save that money up for you and your future actual boyfriend
16 hours later 50690219 Anonymous
>>50690187
Give me some of your fucking money goddammit why can't I ever meet someone willing to give me money jsut to bully them
16 hours later 50690228 Anonymous
>>50690207
>implying my bf wouldn't forcibly take it off me and save it so i don't blow it on some twink camwhore
16 hours later 50690240 Anonymous
>>50690145
Taking drugs for first time is weird. Also you are acting like the other person isn't putting thought in it like he is.
16 hours later 50690253 Anonymous (1533949238465.png 591x716 329kB)
>>50690187
Do you have decent Twitter accounts that you do it for, or someone on Discord or something?
I think I've permanently, preemptively sabotaged myself for being an easily abused and manipulated person. Unless a hypothetical bf was extremely kind I'd get milked dry and love every second of it, while at the same time resenting spending money on something with little actual benefit.
16 hours later 50690369 Anonymous (1547753973633.png 774x900 642kB)
normiefilth shitdom degenerates out
>>/soc/ is the place for your kind
16 hours later 50690441 Anonymous
>tfw no giant bf
like 50' tall or more
16 hours later 50690446 Anonymous
>>50690369
Literally just talking about sex. LOL
16 hours later 50690478 Anonymous
>>50690253
just hope your bf isn't too mean basically, and yup its permanent
and mostly discord
16 hours later 50690486 Anonymous
>>50690478
Tell me more about your interactions with the guy who findoms you.
16 hours later 50690507 Anonymous (tumblr_inline_ofjxoxhnND1sq8wkr_1280-4390.jpg 726x726 144kB)
This is beautiful. Only insecure weirdos would say it's homo.
>>50683783
>Victuuri
You sir are a man of taste.
16 hours later 50690512 Anonymous
>>50690486
sorry i don't really want to or i might fall back in again
17 hours later 50690753 Anonymous (1548545649332.jpg 600x857 314kB)
>voted for Trump
>Trump elected as president
>still haven't received my state-mandated bf
REEEEEEE!
17 hours later 50690757 Anonymous
>>50690026
We only have a week together and he wants to do it. There is a bit of pressure, but I have a month to prepare myself.
>>50690032
That makes sense. He talked about doing things to make it "not messy". A condom sounds reasonable though.
>>50690145
I don't really trust this advice. He but isn't that big. And he doesn't have pimples on it. That's rude to assume.
I don't know about the blow job. It is something he wants to do.
17 hours later 50690806 Anonymous
>>50690757
>We only have a week together and he wants to do it.
Then I would save the big act for the finale, last or last but one night. Get comfortable in the meantime and spend a good week. Make some memories worth keeping.
Also you can talk to him about this if you both have the 'tism. I think he will be just as nervous as you are.
17 hours later 50690832 Anonymous
>>50679368
I just want to suck a dick. How hard is to find a guy that's not older than 30 who'll let me do it?
17 hours later 50690886 Anonymous
>>50690753
>ICE still hasn't abducted and forced me to become someone's bf
wtf i hate drumpf
17 hours later 50690954 Anonymous
>>50690806
Saving it for the last day could work. I think. Although we will be in the same bed from the start.
I think I should talk to him about taking it slowly.
Thank you anon.
17 hours later 50690979 Anonymous (1536504214296.png 864x576 368kB)
>tfw always get a half chub when playing with my hair and when I apply conditioner to it
17 hours later 50690988 Anonymous
>>50690954
There are a lot of things you can do sexually besides anal.
Cuddling is always an option.
But other than that it's really communication that saves the day here.
Glad to help, anon. Have a great time with your bf!
17 hours later 50691014 Anonymous
>>50690753
>voting for a party that would gladly strip you of your rights
cringe
17 hours later 50691030 Anonymous (1548567741001.jpg 128x128 6kB)
He keeps insinuating me but i'm too autistic to discern if there are clear signals or not that he likes me
What i do, friends. I don't want to make an early move and screw this up
17 hours later 50691042 Anonymous (1548358893080.png 340x301 59kB)
>>50691014
>unironically falling for orange-man-bad meme
cringe and bluepilled
17 hours later 50691238 Anonymous
>>50690832
Will you let me hug you and hug me back if I let you suck my dick?
17 hours later 50691249 Anonymous
>>50691030
take baby steps anon, you don't go from liking to someone to telling them that you love them and want to suck their toes in a day
17 hours later 50691266 Anonymous (1547202192422_0.png 161x155 34kB)
>>50691249
>TFW boyfriend asked me if I'd suck on his toes.
17 hours later 50691275 Anonymous (1535562858326.jpg 1195x491 68kB)
>>50691238
Of course. Please be in TX
18 hours later 50691296 Anonymous
>tfw nobody ever responds to your original tfw posts
18 hours later 50691307 Anonymous
>>50691296
>tfw no attention-craving bf
18 hours later 50691390 Anonymous (580b57fcd9996e24bc43c545.png 1024x721 7kB)
How's that youtube channel going gaybots?
18 hours later 50691408 Anonymous (1536631966542.png 954x703 834kB)
>>50691307
I thought my tfw's would be relatable :(
18 hours later 50691462 Anonymous
>>50691390
don't have one, so idk, okay?
18 hours later 50691614 Anonymous
>tfw have a really cute ebf
>tfw I send him voiceclips and drawings
>tfw he says I'm also really cute and he wants to see me irl
18 hours later 50691701 Anonymous
>>50691390
I wanna make a boomer centered channel. Review boomer related content call it boomernation.
18 hours later 50691728 Anonymous (1534838189291.jpg 250x250 7kB)
>tfw ugly
>tfw no bf
>tfw gross voice
>tfw bad at everything i try
at least i can live through happy anons in these threads
18 hours later 50691769 Anonymous
>>50691728
Where are you from? Are you okay with a fellow ugly?
18 hours later 50691781 Anonymous
>>50691769
I am if he's not but you're probably in Europe.
18 hours later 50691789 Anonymous
>>50689810
another danish guy here, im from fyn myself
18 hours later 50691793 Anonymous
>>50691769
>>50691781
you two date, im not worth it
18 hours later 50691808 Anonymous
>>50691789
cool, you like eurobeat?
18 hours later 50691814 Anonymous
>>50691793
You're likely a fair bit more interesting of a person than I am don't be so hard on yourself anon, claim your bf.
18 hours later 50691846 Anonymous
>>50691808
>eurobeat
uhh, i had to look that up, i guess i do? i've heard that gas gas gas song before in some memes
18 hours later 50691882 Anonymous
>>50691846
fedt, hvad er dit discord?
18 hours later 50691937 Anonymous
>>50691882
kan du sende en email med dit discord tag til denne her mail addresse? swoopdidoop@cock.li
jeg gider ikke rigtigt at min discord er i archives
19 hours later 50692035 Anonymous
>>50691882
>>50691937
>I can understand this because I speak German
Neat.
19 hours later 50692052 Anonymous
>>50691781
I am from Europe.
>>50691793
I want to make you worth
19 hours later 50692061 Anonymous (cool2.png 64x64 9kB)
>>50692035
>i can understand it because i used google translate
19 hours later 50692086 Anonymous
>>50691814
im not interesting, im boring, short, dumb, and ugly
>>50692052
sorry anon
19 hours later 50692135 Anonymous
>>50692052
>I am from Europe
I will never find a north american bf it seems.
>>50692086
Even then that's still probably a good deal more interesting than I am.
19 hours later 50692233 Anonymous (1548543945155.png 705x1000 908kB)
Are we doing anything special for thread #600?
19 hours later 50692252 Anonymous
>>50692233
some anon said earlier in the thread that he's going to make the thread and if anybody else does he's going to hurt them
19 hours later 50692292 Anonymous (1531101159216.jpg 195x194 8kB)
>submissive as fuck
>tfw 6'4"
is there any hope for tall submissive guys or am I doomed to have to try and force myself to be more dominant?
19 hours later 50692363 Anonymous
>>50692292
are you still a top? because of that's the case, you'll just have to find a powerbottom
19 hours later 50692372 Anonymous (4294c09021574268a3182d9e2757f54f.gif 1000x1124 1842kB)
>tfw no uncut big black cock gf
Wish I was memeing. Why do they all have to get the snip.
19 hours later 50692469 Anonymous
>>50692372
wrong thread buddy, you're looking for the sissy thread
19 hours later 50692481 Anonymous (1536036967597.jpg 1434x1464 212kB)
big big big yikes from me chief
19 hours later 50692496 Anonymous
>>50692372
Meant to post bf, stupid autocorrect
19 hours later 50692528 Anonymous
>>50692363
No, I'm more of a bottom.
19 hours later 50692540 Anonymous
>>50692528
okay okay, there's still some hope, that is if you don't mind your partner being smaller than you, i've seen some small guys on this thread who were tops wanting to dominate taller guys.
now if you want a partner that's taller than you, you might as well jump off
19 hours later 50692573 Anonymous
Tall bottoms are cute to be honest
>tfw no tall, lanky, long haired skelly bf in alternate reality where I'm a top
19 hours later 50692594 Anonymous
>>50692540
I wouldn't mind a smaller partner at all, I just want to be dominated.
19 hours later 50692608 Anonymous
>tfw no bf to cuddle as we get snowed in
honestly fuck snow it just makes me realize how isolated I am
19 hours later 50692619 Anonymous
>>50691882
*coughs up blood*
please respond >>50691937
20 hours later 50692720 Anonymous
>be me
>feeling pretty good because had been working out
>am in bathroom about to take a shower
>get idea to send nudes to this egirl I'd been talking to for a while
>already had sent her my pp so it wouldn't be weird anyways
>try to find a good angle to accentuate muh abs etc
>accidentally take a pic of my ass
>think I've got the perfect bitch boy body
>get turned on
>start rapidly taking pictures of my ass
>record videos of myself shaking my ass in the shower and fapping in between
>I came
>start doing this regularly
>never send that egirl a pic
Am I gay?
20 hours later 50692740 Anonymous
>>50692720
nah dude you just like ass
20 hours later 50692752 Anonymous
>>50692594
okay, your struggle will be a bit harder than normal, but it shouldn't be impossible for you
20 hours later 50692825 Anonymous
Hi, i would like to make friends. how do i do that
20 hours later 50693045 Anonymous (1546494525928.jpg 450x661 56kB)
>>50681878
My e-crush took my heart and broke it into pieces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T06 OToVOsbk
20 hours later 50693062 Anonymous
>>50693045
My e-crush has a boyfriend :) it makes me feel terrible
20 hours later 50693511 Anonymous
>>50692825
go to /soc/ and add the neets
21 hours later 50693553 Anonymous
>>50692825
Hello, I am also looking to make friends and want to know the answer to this
21 hours later 50693631 Anonymous
>>50692825
not on r9gay
they cant get a single group to play a video game together let alone agree on one
21 hours later 50693709 Anonymous (1487978984215.png 640x1250 456kB)
>be me
>sophomore year of high school
>depressed, antisocial faggot with 0 friends
>see fliers for an lgbt club
>after a few months, finally build up the courage to drop in one day.
>the club is basically just a bunch of gays hanging out after class
>pretty comfy
>after a few weeks of going, develop a crush on this cute red headed guy
>too much of a pussy to tell him how I feel
>one day we go out around the school and hang up fliers for the club
>red headed guy asks me to go with him
>he tells me to hold a flier up to a cork board so he can staple it on to it
>he brushes against my hand on "accident" and then looks me in the eyes and smiles.
>I become visibly flustered
>he says "don't worry anon, it's not like we're out here holding hands. That is, unless you want us to be"
>I say nervously "oh, no it's okay" because my retarded ass thinks he's just making a joke
>he looks disappointed
>realize he was flirting with me
>I'm too fucking shook/socially retarded to tell him I like him
>continue hanging up fliers and walk back in awkward silence
>never go back to club because I'm to scared to face him again
>high school is huge so I never ran into him again
>go through the rest of high school alone
>mfw 7 years later that's the closest I've ever gotten to having a bf
21 hours later 50693825 Anonymous
How do I become more comfortable with my bf in public? Recently out of the closet and I love him but I feel bad kissing or cuddling too much in public. I dont want him to think it is his fault.
21 hours later 50693838 Anonymous
>>50692292
>is there any hope for tall submissive guys or am I doomed to have to try and force myself to be more dominant?
Yes I am here when can I do lewd stuff with you?
21 hours later 50693903 Anonymous
>>50693553
Maybe you and I could be friends? Common interests already
21 hours later 50693913 Anonymous
>met 4 anons so far off of r9gay threads
>all are pretty popular and have friends
>all have had multiple boyfriends before
>3 of them admit owning sex toys
why the fuck do so many normies post here pretending to be robots?
21 hours later 50693930 Anonymous
>>50693913
>met 4 anons
>implying you're not a fucking normalfag too
21 hours later 50693961 Anonymous
>>50693838
whenever you want anon, I want to be lewded.
21 hours later 50693965 Anonymous
>>50693913
>owning sex toys = normie
??
21 hours later 50694011 Anonymous
>>50693913
>owning sex toys is normalfaggotry
What if theyre from bad dragon tho?
21 hours later 50694039 Anonymous
>>50693903
I think this is a good idea, anon. Where do you want to be friends? Here or somewhere else?
21 hours later 50694051 Anonymous
>>50693961
So where can I get to you?
21 hours later 50694076 Anonymous
>>50694039
Maybe in discord or something similar to it, i have 0 friends on discord. whats yours.
21 hours later 50694135 Anonymous
>>50694076
Do you have an email or something I could send it to?
21 hours later 50694140 Anonymous
>>50694011
>being able to take one of those monsters up your ass
just another day in the life of a normalfag
21 hours later 50694194 Anonymous
>>50694140
even putting your fingers up your butt is normalfaggotry, don't you want to be complete virgin for your bf to pop?
21 hours later 50694196 Anonymous
>>50694140
They make small ones anon
21 hours later 50694217 Anonymous
>>50694135
dorikorifo@braun4email.com
21 hours later 50694227 Anonymous
>>50694051
Do you have discord anon? We could talk there.
21 hours later 50694244 Anonymous
>>50694227
Before that tell location so it's not just a dream for me to have taller boy I can do lewd stuff with.
21 hours later 50694296 Anonymous
>>50694244
o...oh, I'm sorry anon, but I'm too shy to do anything in person...
22 hours later 50694355 Anonymous
>>50694194
>don't you want to be complete virgin for your bf to pop?
pop what?
I know it's just an expression, but it makes me uncomfortable
22 hours later 50694375 Anonymous
>>50694355
your bf should be the first to put his fingers (and cock) inside you and should especially be the first cum inside you.
22 hours later 50694378 Anonymous
>>50693825
In piblic you can't really do much more than hold hands/hug/kiss sometimes
22 hours later 50694421 Anonymous (1546712080657m.jpg 644x1024 112kB)
>>50693709
Thats fucking adorable and sad at the same time.
I'm sorry.
22 hours later 50694497 Anonymous
>>50694421
Its okay anon
Thank you though
22 hours later 50694509 Anonymous
>>50693709
There was no LGBT club in my HS and even if there was I'd never have worked up the courage to have gone.
22 hours later 50694539 Anonymous
>>50694375
yeah, I'd love to give my first everything to my bf, but that seems more and more like a distant dream with each passing day.
22 hours later 50694553 Anonymous
>>50694539
and once you find a bf you'll feel bad just throwing away your virginity.
22 hours later 50694681 Anonymous (thinkng butt!.png 100x84 10kB)
>>50694553
>masturbation = losing virginity
22 hours later 50694689 Anonymous
>>50694553
>just throwing away your virginity
I get shivers just thinking about cuddling, I can't even imagine throwing my virginity away that easily. But I think I can understand that feel.
22 hours later 50694696 Anonymous
>>50694681
something is penetrating you before your bf. Your BF should be the first thing that is not poop inside your butt.
22 hours later 50694766 Anonymous
>>50694696
>implying i will ever get a bf
i guess i see the logic but i'm never going to meet anyone, let alone get the courage to talk to them. i might as well have fun on my own before i get old
22 hours later 50694803 Anonymous
>>50693709
That hurts. Damn anon I am sorry, but let it be a lesson to you to ALWAYS say something. Its better to try than forever wonder what if.
22 hours later 50694925 Anonymous (20190129_201739.jpg 2880x2160 1649kB)
>tfw no bf to smoke weed and snuggle with
22 hours later 50695116 Anonymous
English boys where you at
22 hours later 50695202 Anonymous (1307363310089.jpg 364x366 34kB)
>>50694925
Sounds nice but it's not gonna be legal here for another couple of years and I'm a boomer so I don't know anyone to buy it from.
23 hours later 50695265 Anonymous
>>50695116
Right here, exhausted after wagecucking all day
>tfw not NEET
23 hours later 50695331 Anonymous
>>50689016
What >>50689321 says. Moderation is key in your situation.
23 hours later 50695360 Anonymous
>>50695331
How frequently or infrequently should I ask, specifically then?
23 hours later 50695393 Anonymous
>>50695202
Where do you live that is so hard to get weed anon?
23 hours later 50695402 Anonymous
>>50695360
I'd say once a week. If you're pretty bold you could probably go to two times in one week, like once a month. That way you'd get about 5 sets of tummy pics in one month.
23 hours later 50695411 Anonymous
>>50695116
Right here, being enjoying my day watching videos and talking to friends.
>tfw NEET
23 hours later 50695497 Anonymous (WP_20190129_20_46_31_Pro_LI.jpg 3072x1728 1497kB)
>>50694925
>tfw no bf to smoke hash and snuggle with
23 hours later 50695500 Anonymous
>tfw no bf to give tummy rubs and headpats
23 hours later 50695521 Anonymous
I bet it's really romantic sharing a joint with your bf :c
23 hours later 50695569 Anonymous
I'm sick and I haven't eaten today
I just wanna go home and play kh
23 hours later 50695581 Anonymous
>>50695566
please dont make me look at any guy who isn't Bel Gris, thanks
23 hours later 50695582 Anonymous (1309447144196.jpg 484x634 78kB)
>>50695393
It's not that it's hard to get here, I just don't know anyone that smokes. When I was younger I had stoner friends that I could get a hookup from but in late 20s it's a little different. I'd have to hit up some random zoomer that I barely know and that would just be weird. They might even get sketched out because kids think weed is some edgy drug thing and obviously I'm an undercover cop looking to bust them right. It's happened before.
In the past I got around it by buying oz sacks off tor markets but those have been too shady since silkroad and alphabay got shut down and bitcoin went mainstream. So I'm stuck waiting for recreational pot to become legal so I can just go to the store and buy it like a normal person.
23 hours later 50695592 Anonymous
>>50683939
A door that could lead to a place of my choosing would be ideal.
>>50683961
I would then proceed to reject all of your rationale and use the lamp of helya to make you submit.
23 hours later 50695610 Anonymous
>>50695521
I'm not sure it's romantic but it does sound comfy
23 hours later 50695614 Anonymous
>>50695582
Weed isn't a zoomer thing lel. The dude I buy weed off is a literal 50-something boomer with a wife and kids and a dog
23 hours later 50695640 Anonymous
>>50695610
I bet it's both. Lighting it for him while it's between his lips, taking a drag on it knowing it's been in his mouth, holding it for him while he rests his head on your shoulder, giggling together
:c
23 hours later 50695664 Anonymous
>>50695640
Well, when you put it like that it makes it sound slightly romantic
Although, weed tends to send my anxiety bells ringing and being in the same room as a boy is scary enough
23 hours later 50695694 Anonymous
>>50695664
Yeah, weed makes me a little anxious too, usually if I'm smoking it alone. At least for the first few minutes and then it wears off.
I doubt I'd feel anxious at all if I was smoking it with my bf.
23 hours later 50695708 Anonymous (1313446453287.jpg 600x833 116kB)
>>50695614
It's *mostly* a zoomer thing. Most people give it up after college. Same with binge drinking. They turn into milquetoast boomers sipping on half a six-pack of craft beer.
Maybe after the snow melts I'll drive to the next state and pick up a couple ounces, that should last me a while.
23 hours later 50695737 Anonymous
>tfw no bf with a technically good physique
23 hours later 50695747 Anonymous
>>50695694
I'm good at worrying about things, especially anything to do with bfs
it's the main reason I haven't been looking for one
you're right though, I do tend to be more anxious on my own rather than the rare occasion I'm smoking with friends
23 hours later 50695977 Anonymous
>>50695566
Would double gulp your cum/10
23 hours later 50695982 Anonymous
>>50695116
Reporting, I hate this shithole
>>50695737
What is a good physique to you, anon?
23 hours later 50696002 Anonymous
>>50695982
>Reporting, I hate this shithole
Why is that?
23 hours later 50696053 Anonymous (1524256208805.gif 245x350 809kB)
>>50696002
Too many pakis and no cute bf wtih a face like all the cute english boys I see at college
Actually, just no bf at all is getting to me
23 hours later 50696059 Anonymous
>tfw no bf to keep warm with my body heat as I read him a book of his choosing
24 hours later 50696070 Anonymous
>>50688999
where in the UK countryside fellow bumpkin
24 hours later 50696077 Anonymous
>>50695411
You son of a bitch. We'll turn the tables on you soon you comfy fucker
24 hours later 50696079 Anonymous
>>50696053
Are you a cute boy like the ones at college?
24 hours later 50696089 Anonymous
>>50696077
>tfw no wagie cagie bf to be the househusband for
24 hours later 50696142 Anonymous
>>50696089
Don't mock me NEET boy I'm close to the edge
24 hours later 50696147 Anonymous
>>50696079
My body is very cute, but I am cursed with an average face
24 hours later 50696174 Anonymous
>>50696147
nice post pics of them
24 hours later 50696189 Anonymous
>>50696059
Will you read Space Odyssey to me, anon? I know it's not romantic but I bought it months ago and I keep putting off reading it.
24 hours later 50696213 Anonymous
>>50696189
If I could hold you while I read it, sure.
24 hours later 50696215 Anonymous
>>50685851
Post your discord if you would like to talk, amigo.
24 hours later 50696265 Anonymous
i'm so desperate for a romantic interaction with a bf but i don't have that so here i am sad and alone. bet you other anons can't relate.
24 hours later 50696294 Anonymous
>>50696174
I'm not a slut anon
I would only post non-lewd pics in private to avoid getting b&
24 hours later 50696329 Anonymous
>>50696265
Yep. But also desperate but too afraid to put myself out there so haha
24 hours later 50696444 Anonymous
>>50696265
I bet you're also too boring and apathetic to maintain a relationship with another person, further strengthening the thought that even if you meet somebody, it's not going to last.
Oh, that's actually me.
24 hours later 50696450 Anonymous (1524011323712.png 775x581 224kB)
>>50686493
>>50686533
>>50686653
>>50686698
>>50686723
REEEEEEEEEEEE quit making me want to kill myself even more than I already want to you fucking faglord
24 hours later 50696459 Anonymous
>too scared to have boyfriend at all
24 hours later 50696486 Anonymous
>tfw no little scared bf
24 hours later 50696556 Anonymous (1534020805766.png 546x1080 250kB)
>>50696450
>tfw pictures of 15 year olds don't trigger you cause you're not prison gay
24 hours later 50696658 Anonymous (1530782039320.jpg 386x491 40kB)
If I drew something for the guy I like and I'm planning to send it to him on valentines day, would it be dumb to make a cheesy "roses are red violets are blue" type rhyme with it, or would someone rather just get the image? He knows I like him if it matters.
24 hours later 50696689 Anonymous
>>50696658
If you think a cheesy rhyme is lame then you probably shouldn't go through with the rhyme thing.
24 hours later 50696716 Anonymous
>tfw ruined things with cuteboy
so how pathetic am i if the wave of negative emotions from this are somehow satisfying me
24 hours later 50696724 Anonymous
>>50696658
roses are red
violets are blue
please suck my ass
and eat da poopoo
24 hours later 50696726 Anonymous
>>50696689
I think its cheesy but I think its cute and valentines day is meant for cheese
24 hours later 50696747 Anonymous
>>50696658
what did you draw anon? was it lewd ?
24 hours later 50696764 Anonymous
>>50696726
Yeah, it's very cute, but it's really the valentineposter's decision if he wants to include a rhyme. Personally I'd like it, but I don't know about them two.
24 hours later 50696788 Anonymous
>>50696070
Cumbria, just on the edge of the lake district :) what about you?
24 hours later 50696811 Anonymous
>>50696747
I drew two characters that are canonically romantic with each other from a series he really likes traced over a cute/lewd image we both really enjoy it turned out much better than I was expecting and now I have 2 weeks to refine it
>>50696764
I think I'll do it, I'm overly gushy with him anyway and so I think he'll find it funny
24 hours later 50696829 Anonymous
>>50696658
That's adorable anon, I'd love it if someone did that for me. The cheesier it is the cuter it is.
25 hours later 50696849 Anonymous
>>50696716
How did you ruin it with him?
25 hours later 50696851 Anonymous
>>50696811
>I think I'll do it, I'm overly gushy with him anyway and so I think he'll find it funny
Then more power to you, cutevalentineposter. I hope he likes/loves it.
25 hours later 50696883 Anonymous
>>50696849
classic being autistic and disrespectful
one day ill learn
25 hours later 50696886 Anonymous
>>50696829
>>50696851
Thank you friends, I'll post if he liked it or not on valentines day.
25 hours later 50696900 Anonymous
>>50690253
I wish I could find a bf like you to love and abuse slightly at the same time. I had something similar in highschool but now he/she (ftm tranny) lives in another country. I really miss that feeling/him.
25 hours later 50696907 Anonymous
>>50696811
that's adorable, I wish you two the best of luck!
tfw no e-bf who will draw me cute pictures
25 hours later 50696914 Anonymous (1475438524623.png 237x212 7kB)
>>50696886
Looking forward to the update, fren. At least one of us has a potential valentine.
25 hours later 50696961 Anonymous
>Like having "long" hair
>Cut it when the fringe gets too long to justify
>It goes way back
>Now have to wait for it to regrow
I also got a pimple :(
25 hours later 50696969 Anonymous (CGJB_cFUoAI5vki.jpg 414x300 9kB)
tfw I spent last valentines with a bf that I dated for a little over a year who ended up leaving me for some faggot who lives in the opposite hemisphere that was taking a trip over here to burgerland
this is gonna be a rough valentines day anons.
25 hours later 50696972 Anonymous
>>50696961
How long is your hair now, anonn?
25 hours later 50697004 Anonymous (Rakoshirako snowtrain.jpg 704x1000 185kB)
>>50696788
Scotland. At least we both have nice hills to look at
25 hours later 50697011 Anonymous
>>50696961
Long hair is nice hair. Mine gets all curly when I let it grow.
25 hours later 50697014 Anonymous (1527191925204.jpg 640x631 134kB)
>>50696907
If it doesnt work out I'll be available!
>>50696914
If it makes you feel better he hasn't given me a clear answer other than he would like to try a relationship at some point.
25 hours later 50697020 Anonymous
>>50696972
Based metrosexual hipster hairdresser did a good job desu, on the back of my neck it goes about as far as my chin, the fringe is a couple inches above my brow, but the sides are really awkward. Too short to sit over the ears, but too long to comfortably tuck. It looks like I have weird sideburns.
25 hours later 50697035 Anonymous
>>50696969
that's pretty sad and i have a similar story except the guy i kind of liked had brought a boy back from burgerland who he ended up not even wanting to date but decided not wanting to go on a cute date on valentines.
but hey, triple 69 check
25 hours later 50697058 Anonymous
>>50697011
Are those yours? Very cute!
t. also curly redhead
25 hours later 50697164 Anonymous
>>50697014
>If it makes you feel better he hasn't given me a clear answer other than he would like to try a relationship at some point.
I'm still holding out hope for you.
25 hours later 50697173 Anonymous
>>50697058
Yep! Although they aren't so curly anymore now that its been growing out more, the weight is too much for such tight curls to hold so its more wavy than curly now.
25 hours later 50697233 Anonymous
Yesterday I spent the time writing instead of playing video games, browsing and jacking off. Felt really nice, and I'm proud of the work I did. Writing again now, and it's coming along well. I'm really happy that I'm finally getting off my ass and doing something a little more productive than usual.
Concerning the writing, I need a little help. There's this alchemy type magic in the world and I need help thinking of a good mechanism to activate a reaction. Should it be saying some words, or something else? (The standard ritual circles won't work here. Needs to be something that can be done on the spot, quickly.) Post ideas please and thank you.
25 hours later 50697243 Anonymous (1546178250029.jpg 719x668 88kB)
>tfw no co-dependent bf
25 hours later 50697261 Anonymous
>>50697035
>triple 69
Jesus Christ, I didn't notice that. What cruel irony.
25 hours later 50697269 Anonymous
>tfw no bf to hold in silence while he plays vidya
25 hours later 50697330 Anonymous
>tfw no bf to hold me and call me casul every time I die to Midir
25 hours later 50697333 Anonymous
>tfw no mutualistic relationship bf
25 hours later 50697339 Anonymous
>>50697233
Fantasy is a lazy genre. It's intellectual junk food. It doesn't have to be but it almost always is. Try working on something with meaning first. Symbolism, simile, metaphor, a theme and setting with significance. Something with even a speck of literary merit. Then come back to fantasy and make a story that means something.
25 hours later 50697391 Anonymous
>>50697339
Not to sound rude, but I give absolutely no shits if you or others think fantasy is a lazy genre or whatever. And I plan on making this story have underlying meaning everywhere, I don't need to use a simpler genre to try and fulfill that purpose.
Thanks for your advice.
25 hours later 50697405 Anonymous
>tfw no bf to hold while we play a vidya I've never played before and the only way to get him to stop bullying me is to kiss him
25 hours later 50697441 Anonymous
>>50697405
what are we playing, anon? I would bully you on purpose
25 hours later 50697522 Anonymous
>>50697441
You can decide. Careful, anon, bullies get their tummy rubbed.
25 hours later 50697562 Anonymous
>>50697522
what sort of games do you like? I hope its something I am able to pause and resume between cuddle sessions
25 hours later 50697569 Anonymous (tummy rubs.jpg 1166x1344 527kB)
>>50697522
>tfw no bf to rub my tummy and maybe even make a new thread
25 hours later 50697579 Anonymous
>>50697569
I'm waiting for the anon who said he wanted to do it, but if he doesn't show up, I'll make it when we're on page 9.
25 hours later 50697609 Anonymous
>>50697562
>not playing dork souls and making him die when you interrupt him by kissing him at the most important moments, forcing him to punish you by pinning you to the bed and aggressively kissing you
you fucking casual
25 hours later 50697610 Anonymous
>>50697562
I like FPS quite a bit, but I'm open to anything as long as it's not a sports game. It really should be something you can pause, since I might turn your head a little bit so I can kiss you .
26 hours later 50697669 Anonymous
>>50697609
definitely wouldn't mind that
>>50697610
good choice the game would probably end up paused every 10 seconds
26 hours later 50697692 Anonymous
>>50697669
> the game would probably end up paused every 10 seconds
Probably, yeah. Hope you wouldn't mind.
26 hours later 50697729 Anonymous
>>50697692
but you need to answer the most important question pc or consoleor both
26 hours later 50697792 Anonymous
make the thread PLEASE
26 hours later 50697818 Anonymous
>>50697792
I said I'd wait until page nine to bake the bread, and I did. I wanted to give the guy as much of a chance as possible.
Here you go frens
>>50697811
>>50697811
>>50697811
26 hours later 50697866 Anonymous
>>50697729
I'd say both just so I can hold you during every part of vidya we play .
26 hours later 50697879 Anonymous
>>50697866
right answer anon, sounds perfect to me shame you're probably on the other side of the world
26 hours later 50697894 Anonymous
>>50697879
I'm in the USA, so yeah, probably.
26 hours later 50697938 Anonymous
>>50697894
well, I'm here if you want a vidya-playing euro friend
26 hours later 50697951 Anonymous (containment failure.png 978x476 48kB)
>>50697610
>>50697669
>>50697692
>>50697866
>>50697879
>>50697894
stop this. picrelated
26 hours later 50697975 Anonymous
>>50697938
Such a friend would be nice. I have to go for a while now though. Did you want to keep in touch or just find each other again somehow?
26 hours later 50697999 Anonymous
>>50697975
sure what's your discord? just adding a spoiler tag to annoy the poster above
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