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2019-01-06 02:47 50274850 Anonymous (ooo.jpg 950x950 608kB)
>be female
>win
1 min later 50274859 Anonymous
>>50274850
What makes this pretty princess points drawing so exploitable?
1 min later 50274869 Anonymous
>be female
>have severe social autism and reverse dysphoria so constantly want to be a guy
I almost made it.
2 min later 50274876 Anonymous (1536707488524.png 637x729 526kB)
>3Dio
wryyyyyyyyyyyy
12 min later 50274999 Anonymous (1529408332053.jpg 346x450 22kB)
>>50274869
You better stay a autistic woman
14 min later 50275023 Anonymous
>>50274999
W-why, anon?
I probably wouldn't do something as stupid and destructive as fucking up my body/hormones though. So don't worry.
I already feel like a guy mentally though. Which sucks.
16 min later 50275049 Anonymous
women are mentally ill by default. most of them spend hours applying minerals and pigment to their face. think about it. it's fucking weird. it's like a brainwashing, a conditioning.
they're also all egotistical beyond belief. they have like zero achievements and think they're goddesses, it's embarrassing that i even call them human.
17 min later 50275066 Anonymous
>>50275023
>I already feel like a guy mentally though.
How does it feel like to be a guy mentally?
17 min later 50275072 Anonymous
>>50275066
she wants to lick vagina
21 min later 50275112 Anonymous
>>50275066
>How does it feel like to be a guy mentally?
I don't know, it's sort of hard to explain. I basically feel like I think like a guy, have the exact same emotions and mannerisms and mindset as one. I don't mean like "uwu I'm not like other girls silly bois cx" I mean I actively wish I was a guy and feel that I am completely detached from other girls. When I'm around guys, I feel extremely comfortable and at ease, like I'm with "my people" if that even makes sense. But not in the sense that I just want to bang them. When I'm around girls, I feel incredibly uncomfortable and it feels so wrong and unnatural. I don't feel that I can relate to other girls in any way, shape, or form at all. I can't even understand them whatsoever, despite also being female myself. I've been told I "think like a male."
It's hard to describe without just being accused of being a slut, so I don't usually talk about it.
22 min later 50275123 Anonymous
>>50275072
>being called she
I want off this ride.
23 min later 50275126 Anonymous
>>50274850
It would be impossible for women to win just by being female if men weren't so desperate for their approval. If we started being just as picky as them, they'd start begging for our attention. The tables would turn. But men will never do that.
23 min later 50275129 Anonymous (1529901862049.png 333x355 206kB)
>somehow friend a girl
>says she's lonely despite having multiple irl and online friends
>owns a server with 30 people
>always has people wanting to VC with her
>once told me she was only talking to me because no one else was on
>just realized I'm a disposable tool for her amusement
24 min later 50275139 Anonymous (1532078761532.png 604x608 4kB)
>>50275112
I want a autistic tomboy gf like you so you better not transition.
25 min later 50275145 Anonymous
>>50275112
you realize that as a man, you have to work for everything, including friendships, right?
as a man, people don't just start talking to you out of the blue and shit.
you wouldn't even be getting You's right now lol. you're a naive idiot i suspect.
25 min later 50275147 Anonymous
>>50275123
To the woman he said, "I will greatly increase your labor pains; with pain you will give birth to children. You will want to control your husband, but he will dominate you."
Genesis 3:16
27 min later 50275173 Anonymous
>>50275049
Thank you, anon. You're doing God's work. I can't make friends with my own gender because they're all psychotic and have few similar interests.
29 min later 50275189 Anonymous
>>50275139
That's nice of you, anon. Thank you. I don't usually get attention from guys at all. That may be part of the reason why I hardly feel like a girl.
>>50275145
Wow, whaaaat?! Being born a male is hard? No way!
I haven't had any success in friendships and no one has ever randomly went up to me and started talking to me. I've never been orbited or given special treatment or money or gifts.
Sure, I technically have it slightly "easier" than the average guy, but to a very small degree.
30 min later 50275219 Anonymous
>>50275189
Are you romantically interested in guys?
Do you have a type?
32 min later 50275237 Anonymous
>>50275139
cringe and not original
33 min later 50275248 Anonymous
>>50275189
>I haven't had any success in friendships and no one has ever randomly went up to me and started talking to me.
it's because you're a morbidly obese monster. this should be the very first thing you type so that no one has to be disillusioned here.
are we supposed to feel sorry for you because you're ugly and then gave up?
37 min later 50275279 Anonymous
>>50275219
Yeah, I'm romantically attracted to guys. It's hard to describe my "type" but I usually go for the more pale skinny clean cut types, in terms of appearance. Messy hair is a bit of a bonus. Not that I've ever been approached or vice versa.
It sounds a little cliche to say, but I've never really been attracted to muscly tan Chads; I've been told my taste in men is weird.
As for personality traits, guys who are easy going, humorous, loyal and affectionate whilst still being able to stand their ground are guys I find myself fantasising about, romantically. I know that sounds dumb, but oh well.
38 min later 50275290 Anonymous (3c7.jpg 249x249 17kB)
more like
>be female
>too dumb to realize you can win easily
>end up single mom
>genuinely believe every man is as bad as Tyrone and waste your whole life working min wage job, raising the kid alone, while ignoring countless potential husbands(while also applying makeup and shit for some reason)
Robot's mom in a nutshell
39 min later 50275298 Anonymous
>>50275248
I've actually been told I'm pretty skinny. Not Auschwitz tier, but I'm very slim. Thanks for the assumption though.
I think I'll go back to lurking now. This is why I don't ever really post.
To the anons that were sweet, thank you.
39 min later 50275304 Anonymous
>>50275279
>guys who are easy going, humorous, loyal and affectionate whilst still being able to stand their ground
lmao. this person has never left the basement, wow.
40 min later 50275306 Anonymous
>>50275189
Getting orbited and making online friends is 0/10 difficulty as a female. If you dropped contact in this thread, more than likely several people would contact you, even more if it's a designated contactfagging thread. Getting to a relationship might be more difficult if you are butt ugly and/or fat. Special treatment, money and gifts are about how you play your cards, it doesn't usually happen automatically unless you are extremely good looking.
40 min later 50275311 Anonymous
>>50275298
>To the anons that were sweet, thank you.
>i got my attention fix, time to go back to lurking
this is why no one ever wants women around. why you even posted is a mystery. loser.
46 min later 50275364 Anonymous
>>50274869
if you were born a guy you'd be an isolated virgin. relax, you have it easy
47 min later 50275382 Anonymous
>>50275298
>I think I'll go back to lurking now.
If you fuck off before anyone has a chance to try orbiting, then it's not that you've never had the luck of gaining random benefits from being female, it's that you're actively sabotaging yourself.
48 min later 50275389 Anonymous
>>50274850
>tfw have too much pride to stream or get orbiters
I mean at least I can continue wasting my life away on my pc, content with the fact that I if I wanted to, I could get a shit tonne of validation. It's also why I feel bad for you guys.
48 min later 50275393 Anonymous
>>50275279
>Not that I've ever been approached or vice versa
Why not try it?
51 min later 50275425 Anonymous
>>50275393
read all her responses. she's a pessimistic loser who gives up at the first sign of resistance and now thinks it's not her fault.
at least robots actually try and get shut down.
52 min later 50275429 Anonymous
>>50275393
>women
>trying
>ever
they are not very competitive or daring
53 min later 50275440 Anonymous
>>50275389
what good is fake validation? i don't get it. could you just repeat "im awesome" all day and that would make you feel awesome or something?
54 min later 50275452 Anonymous
I'm gonna pay the genie to steal your stars then I'll win
55 min later 50275461 Anonymous
>>50275425
Nah, it's probably just that faggots like you enjoy ruining the parade for everyone. She mentioned she has social autism and probably ran scared because you kept antagonizing and provoking her like some pathetic angry little creature.
Now you're going to accuse me of being her. kek
56 min later 50275478 Anonymous
>>50275425
>robots actually try
maybe more than your average woman, but most robots don't try much either or at all.
58 min later 50275499 Anonymous
>>50275440
Validation from other people is a powerful thing, especially when you rarely receive it yourself.
58 min later 50275502 Anonymous
>>50275461
>because you kept antagonizing and provoking her like some pathetic angry little creature.
>post "im a grill btw" on 4chin
>get 9 positive responses
>get 1 slightly negative response
>"antagonizing and provoking"
1 hours later 50275532 Anonymous
>>50275461
cool overly embellished story bro.
>>50275478
>more than your average woman
that's saying a lot.
>>50275499
validation from pedos is powerful? okay then, whatever floats your boat.
1 hours later 50275554 Anonymous
>>50275478
This. And approaching a man as a woman is different. He will know that something is wrong with you since you weren't clearly approached yourself (which is something that happens to >90% of women). It means that you're the bottom of the barrel, which can be hard to admit for anyone.
>inb4 but i've been rejected 15 times
I'm not saying that's any better, it's not a competition.
1 hours later 50275585 Anonymous
>>50275554
>he will know that something is wrong with you
but if you think like this, like if you assume things about people before you even know them, you're an idiot and sabotaging yourself.
that's not good justification for anything.
1 hours later 50275588 Anonymous
>>50275532
You're being cheeky. you know what I meant anon.
1 hours later 50275596 Anonymous
>>50275532
>that's saying a lot.
well yeah, but that's just natural selection, males are supposed to be bold, daring and zero fucks given attitude, while most robots have severe fear of rejection, they don't understand that women get hit on all the time and she will forget you even existed in few minutes and her fucking opinion doesn't matter anyway. Not to mention that outright rejection(which is rare) is infinitely better than wasting money on someone and then finding out she has a bf(whether real one or just better candidates than you).
1 hours later 50275610 Anonymous
>>50275596
>males are supposed to be bold
males are supposed to be heterosexual, but we have a lot of faggots and trannies running around these days.
'supposed to' isn't an excuse anymore. you know it, i know it, everyone knows it, otherwise admit hypocrisy?
1 hours later 50275615 Anonymous
>>50275554
>He will know that something is wrong with you since you weren't clearly approached yourself (which is something that happens to >90% of women). It means that you're the bottom of the barrel, which can be hard to admit for anyone
Lol yeah, if a woman approaches me and she is not hideous, I'll just think she is gonna drug me and take my shit or want something else from me, so I'll be on guard rather than friendly.
1 hours later 50275637 Anonymous
>>50275610
>'supposed to' isn't an excuse anymore. you know it, i know it, everyone knows it, otherwise admit hypocrisy?
don't live in first world, but even there people know how your average males and females work, trannies and such are freak exceptions put on a pedestal. You are supposed to be super confident as a male, why would you want to breed someone scared of A FUCKING WOMAN?
1 hours later 50275655 Anonymous
>>50275637
>why would you want to breed someone scared of A FUCKING WOMAN?
i don't think like that, i don't use the word "breed" in real life. it's silly. i also don't select people based on genetic suitor and internet meme lol, whoever does is a fucking psychopath.
1 hours later 50275663 Anonymous
>>50275279
im calling bait guys, this is a fat greasy man fishing for (you)s
1 hours later 50275702 Anonymous
>>50275655
>i don't think like that
people do it subconciously, otherwise you would have virtually no standards
>don't use the word "breed" in real life
well yeah, but sex is just a way of selective breeding if you get to the bottom
>whoever does is a fucking psychopath.
everybody does it, just unconsciously, say Chad and Brad message you, Chad is more witty and you like his eye color more, so you respond to him and ignore Brad, this is sexual selection.
1 hours later 50275705 Anonymous
What if you don't want to make money doing nothing so you can sleep at night though?
1 hours later 50275719 Anonymous
>>50275663
>i've never been attracted to muscly tall chads
I mean girls have types too. Just like how many guys here are attracted to small chests, homely or tired looking girls, chubby girls, etc. and not just your regular stacies.
1 hours later 50275807 Anonymous
>>50275719
Pretty much yeah, you just forgot to mention he has to be not just pale with messy, but also a twink like one of those k-pop boys
1 hours later 50275848 Anonymous
>>50275807
Eh, I like guys who are built like normal men. Slightly muscly or underweight is ok as long he has a relatively normal bodyweight.
1 hours later 50275909 Anonymous (JotaroPart3Full.jpg 1800x2407 510kB)
>>50274876
DIO!
yare yare
1 hours later 50276014 Anonymous
>>50274869
You've just been manipulated into thinking guys are better that you should be a guy because you're easy to manipulate and have dysphoria on top of it. Just realize you're retarded and stop it.
1 hours later 50276189 Anonymous
>>50275554
Men don't really think like this, that's how women think. If a guy got approached by a girl, at worst he'd be cautious and suspicious that she was only approaching him to make fun of him or manipulate him, and at best he'd be elated or awkward.
1 hours later 50276256 Anonymous (1423171366011.jpg 513x538 91kB)
>>50274850
i love it when that happens
unoriginal no longer
2 hours later 50276314 Anonymous
>>50274869
> the assigned sex and gender do not match the person's gender identity
Why put reverse in front of something that goes both ways. This is like racism, you can't say reverse racism.
Why are you so fucking dumb?
2 hours later 50276417 Anonymous (images(19).jpg 179x282 7kB)
>>50275023
>I already feel like a guy mentally though.
>a female simulating a male
Lmao, u wish. thats like playing Crysis on a gameboy.
2 hours later 50276426 Anonymous
>>50276189
Alright I'm starting to realize that I was overthinking it a bit. I guess that in the end it's just social conditioning, as far as most cases go; men are expected to pursue, women are expected to be pursued.
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