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2019-01-06 12:26 50273211 Anonymous Irish bots (2M5AiGd.jpg 952x629 162kB)
I'm curious to know what /r9k/ thinks of Irish anons on 4chan.

2 min later 50273245 Anonymous
Apparently your women have no ass

3 min later 50273260 Anonymous (1539119541443.jpg 562x450 54kB)
Fuck ireland and fuck the irish this meme was made by scottish gang

5 min later 50273284 Anonymous
>>50273211 thanks for producing so much alcohol, it's the only thing that gets me through the week these days

7 min later 50273306 Anonymous (431234141.jpg 600x250 12kB)
They're ancient pagan mushroom celtic wizards. it would do you well to leave them be, lad. they're fookin mad in the head,. https://youtu.be/UIK38Bj-V4w https://youtu.be/JioQsOqI1mg

7 min later 50273310 Anonymous (AJ8J7Z29gko0PmL9u_Tj3Flf901Vd9TxYLdTQ6qWrM8.jpg 480x480 29kB)
>>50273260 imagine being pessimistic, violent, haggis eating donkey fuckers. This post was made by Irish gang

9 min later 50273328 Anonymous
>>50273306 You're thinking of the Celts, mate. We just drink Heiniken and have a good laugh nowadays.

10 min later 50273342 Anonymous
>>50273245 Tits for life, mate. tits for life.

11 min later 50273364 Anonymous
>>50273284 Ah, no problem. What's your favourite?

13 min later 50273388 Anonymous (1484930513916.png 368x416 76kB)
>>50273342 our women don't have much of that either desu, god i wish i was born somewhere else

15 min later 50273416 Anonymous
>>50273211 Heard that living in ireland is pretty comfy. Clean air, low population density and well developed infrastructure.

15 min later 50273420 Anonymous
>>50273364 paint thinner

19 min later 50273472 Anonymous
>>50273420 I agree. I have the odd sip on that every now and again.

20 min later 50273482 Anonymous
>>50273416 All true. There are some bustling cities 'round the place, but i've stayed out in a rentable home in Kilkee, where you can walk down to the beach and do a lot of stuff there. Highly recommend if you're looking for a peaceful stay.

21 min later 50273490 Anonymous (Capture 2.jpg 240x343 17kB)
>>50273388 Like where, anon?

1 hours later 50274058 Anonymous (1546740852482.jpg 500x375 34kB)
german and irish are best modern races change my mind brown creatures

1 hours later 50274074 Anonymous
>>50274058 What a coicidence that my mom is german but muh dad is irish.

1 hours later 50274173 Anonymous (4321412424.jpg 1024x768 85kB)
My ancestors originally https://youtu.be/QRg_8NNPTD8

1 hours later 50274415 Anonymous (yuno.gif 500x500 698kB)
>>50274058 this desu originally34

1 hours later 50274462 Anonymous
>>50274058 >germanic and celtic are best modern races FTFY

1 hours later 50274489 Anonymous
>>50273211 my grandma tells me our people are loud and extroverted and love potatoes

1 hours later 50274604 Anonymous (GaulsOut.jpg 940x1022 79kB)
>>50274462 Delete this, Barbarian

2 hours later 50274909 Anonymous
>>50273211 I'm from lreland all I can say is Fuck Gaeilge

2 hours later 50274971 Anonymous
>>50273211 Afrikaner-Australian here, I respect Irish anons since you're one of the few white ethnic groups that stood up to the britbongs

3 hours later 50275601 Anonymous (68F0E20D-3995-4445-96B2-638BD86B6C7E.jpg 640x877 350kB)
Cork anon here. I love Ireland so fucking much, but our country is filled to the brim with disgusting roasties and normies who think drinking cans and holding somewhat liberal ideals qualify as personality traits.

3 hours later 50275630 Anonymous (celt.png 556x712 43kB)
>>50274462 >le im celtik faec

3 hours later 50275760 Anonymous (1520190542852.jpg 1200x1047 136kB)
>>50273211 Ireland surface level is quite peaceful anywhere but the main cities like Dublin, Cork, and Limerick, go there only if you like getting shouted at by druggos and want to be constantly watchful for Paddy the local traveller who takes a hit of cocaine then beats his wife and lives in a literal shanty town of caravans. Keep to coastal towns, heavily rural places or rich areas if you want any sort of /comfy/ life without being fear of getting shanked by a junkie 5 metres from your doorstep.

3 hours later 50275808 Anonymous (jE12dBQCDC-3.png 300x250 30kB)
>>50273211 >Found out the other day that my great-grandfather was actually Northern Irish >My whole family from then backwards is from around Belfast I always thought I had Irish ancestry but I thought and hoped it was from the area of the modern day republic, not the north. D-do you guys think my ancestors were dirty loyalists?

3 hours later 50275845 Anonymous
>>50273211 Fuck potato niggers Fuck the Brits more

3 hours later 50275910 Anonymous
>>50273211 you guys are the best entertainers example: conan o brien i read somewhere that only africans and the irish have natural "rhythm" in their gene

4 hours later 50276236 Anonymous
Started a new job in Dublin and need to get a hobby or something. There any fun autistic stuff to go to or is it just all shit?

4 hours later 50276305 Anonymous
>>50275808 do you know if they were catholic or protestant?

4 hours later 50276377 Anonymous
All I'm saying is most of the roasties here can't even speak a word of fucking English.

4 hours later 50276707 Anonymous
Jesus, is this thread seriously still going? I left for like 2 hours and it still aint archived, dang.

4 hours later 50276725 Anonymous
>>50275910 We have Ed Sheeran and Connor McGregor too (although Connor's a bit of a wanker).

4 hours later 50276735 Anonymous (1546584351687.png 477x539 5kB)
>>50273211 I want to fuck an irish twinks pale bum

4 hours later 50276770 Anonymous
>>50276236 You can visit Irish "Beauty Spots" like the Cliffs of Moher or The Burren. Just don't bring any shit like litter or stamped on fags with you because you'd get fucking lynched. A lot of us hate the shit Amerifags and yurofags leave behind, those included. You could also check out Dublin Zoo, fun little place to go. Recommended you go in the summer, though. The animals usually hide in cover during winter so you can barely see them.

4 hours later 50276783 Anonymous
>>50276735 Fuck off Amerifag neckbeard, we don't need shitheads like you poisoning the minds of our potato people.

4 hours later 50276810 Anonymous
anyone here in ucc?thinking of going there next year what's it like?

4 hours later 50276814 Anonymous
Irishbot here. The other day I was looking at this girl and she had a pale face, but her neck and hands were this brown colour from false tan. Why the fuck do our girls do this? Who finds it attractive?

4 hours later 50276815 Anonymous (1505781747702s.jpg 243x250 5kB)
>>50276305 Th-their surnames are all of Scottish origin so I'm pretty sure they were Ulster Scots and therefore protestant >Tfw my ancestors were dirty Brit bootlickers

4 hours later 50276831 Anonymous
>>50273245 That's not true actually I see lots of college girls with good asses. They don't have the prettiest faces though

4 hours later 50276835 Anonymous
>>50276814 Amerifag tourists. They make fun of our pureblood women for their pale skin, thus poisoning their minds into thinking a tan is the way to go. I hate the fuckers.

4 hours later 50276845 Anonymous
>>50274909 I'm from Ireland and all I can see is westbrits like you get the bullet

5 hours later 50276847 Anonymous (1438955135386.jpg 499x499 53kB)
>>50276783 Let me just have a tumble in the hay with you lad

5 hours later 50276857 Anonymous
>>50273211 I don't think about them.

5 hours later 50276865 Anonymous
>>50276847 I wouldn't, even if i was a woman.

5 hours later 50276888 Anonymous
>>50276857 You do now, faggot.

5 hours later 50276919 Anonymous (1414619945175.jpg 853x672 169kB)
>>50276865 Oh wow, I'm so offended, you sure got me

5 hours later 50276931 Anonymous
>>50273211 Who cares what people think of us.

5 hours later 50276942 Anonymous (0202pod007.jpg 959x713 257kB)
>>50276919 haha i sure got you didn't i now fuck off back to gun world before i throw my spuds at ya.

5 hours later 50276962 Anonymous
>>50276942 ls that a fucking nigger???

5 hours later 50276981 Anonymous (3927f0279ed109e35afa4ed19036d29b.png 1118x838 15kB)
>>50276962 i honestly can't tell

5 hours later 50277017 Anonymous
>>50276981 Its ok, just come rest yourself in my big strong american arms

5 hours later 50277025 Anonymous
I envy your skin color, thats what I think

5 hours later 50277123 Anonymous
>>50277017 no man that's gay go back to /r9gay/ you gay

5 hours later 50277162 Anonymous (1414026524334.jpg 253x253 13kB)
>>50277123 Im not fucking gay you normie

5 hours later 50277206 Anonymous
Up the ra! Up the ra!

5 hours later 50277255 Anonymous (1526086093_reee.jpg 600x600 45kB)
>>50277162 if you're not gay then leave your house and get a girlfriend, faggot

5 hours later 50277283 Anonymous (1462811084249.jpg 236x228 5kB)
>>50277255 I WOULD IF I COULD lDIOT

5 hours later 50277326 Anonymous (1519548528184.gif 300x300 109kB)
>>50277283 YOU FUCKING CAN DO IT ANON, I BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN IF YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE AND TRY. BE YOURSELF, EVEN IF YOURSELF ISN'T THAT PRESENTABLE GIRLS WILL LIKE YOU FOR BEING HONEST. IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU MAY HAVE BEEN REJECTED, YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING. YOU WILL FIND THE GIRL THAT LOVES YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE, YOU HAVE TO GO AND FUCKING DO IT INSTEAD OF SITTING ON YOUR ASS MOANING ABOUT >tfw no gf YOU GOTTA GET OUT THERE AND DO IT MY MAN. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

5 hours later 50277373 Anonymous (1418674896906.jpg 208x250 6kB)
>>50277326 oh god you're right, what the fuck have I become, my world could be so much bigger than this bedroom

5 hours later 50277380 Anonymous
>>50276845 I have fucking dyslexia ya mankey cunt

5 hours later 50277451 Anonymous (You+ok+op+_c1f27628580f3ada61f4d9f802f5a9d5.png 600x553 42kB)
>>50277373 I know man. I know you can do it. I believe in you. You just need to get out there and explore what this world has to offer. Get out, go to a bar or something. Meet some girls, do something! Just try your hardest to be yourself, and try your ABSOLUTE hardest not to let your autism take over. That's fucked me over quite a few times.Everyone that got a gf has all gone through what you have, anon. You have to do this, so you can become one of them. One of us. I believe in you.

5 hours later 50277481 Anonymous
>>50277451 Screenshotted and saved in my life advice folder, thank you so much

5 hours later 50277500 Anonymous
>>50277481 You're very welcome anon. I'm bent on saving this board from virginity, one robot at a time. You can do this anon, i'm proud of you,

6 hours later 50278337 Anonymous
Who here Monaghan?

6 hours later 50278596 Anonymous
Thread is originally kill

6 hours later 50278618 Anonymous
>>50278596 >Thread is originally kill why?

6 hours later 50278633 Anonymous
>>50273211 DUBLIN DUBS

6 hours later 50278736 Anonymous
>>50278618 Thread's starting to die. Unless this somehow gets revived again.

6 hours later 50278739 Anonymous
>>50273211 Irish are joyful and great people, I immigrated to Ireland 10 years ago. Great country

7 hours later 50278800 Anonymous
>>50278739 Having lived in ireland all my life, i welcome you warmly. May our heiniken, bar fights and potatoes bring you great joy.

7 hours later 50279716 Anonymous (F4CCFB46-D298-4B12-9A49-18E8533A77BF.png 308x326 56kB)
>>50273490 after reading this thread i feel somewhat better, maybe we aren't so bad

7 hours later 50279739 Anonymous
>>50278800 I'm an ameriburger and my neighbor is an irish milf, she's from ireland and her accent is so fucking hot and we've always shared a flirty connection, but she's probably 20 years older than me

8 hours later 50279926 Anonymous
>>50279739 Describe your body type and personality and i'll give you ok to fuck one of our women or not.

8 hours later 50279972 Anonymous (pepe-happy.jpg 533x477 22kB)
>>50279716 Of course the irish aren't bad. We're like america, but with less supremacists and terrorists

8 hours later 50280025 Anonymous
>>50279926 >body type slim, athletic, mostly due to genetics I'm half japanese and half caucasian (yea yea supreme gentleman yada yada) >personality quiet, been described as "brooding", serious looking all the time Me and her have shared a lot of warm exchanges over the years. I even surveyed her a sex survey (roles of men and women and sex etc) we had to do for my junior year health class. Looking back I don't know how I gathered the courage to just go up and ask her but she was very light and open about it

8 hours later 50280203 Anonymous
>>50280025 Okay i kind of belive you but just for calrification i need face and timestamp.

8 hours later 50280234 Anonymous
>>50280203 Sorry I'm too self conscious, but I forgot to add: her name is Dee, and on st pattys day 2009 I stole 3 pairs of her panties while everyone was at the parade, they were all thongs

8 hours later 50280352 Anonymous
>>50280234 you've lost the right to fuck. No questions asked.

8 hours later 50280386 Anonymous
>>50280352 Am l being revoked?

8 hours later 50280494 Anonymous (1546075850431.jpg 784x767 93kB)
>>50280352 patrick don't leave me like this

9 hours later 50280794 Anonymous
>>50273310 man, thats the scots you're thinking of

9 hours later 50281141 Anonymous (1541359171505.jpg 962x539 32kB)
English Anon here. I fucking hate my country desu and I think most people here are either super uptight cunts or totally retarded, or both. I've visited Ireland a few times and I really love it out there. The people are way more friendly in both the Republic and the North IMO, the culture is great, the women are far more attractive, and the accents slide through your ears like smooth butter. Unlike English people, who are all really grumpy, on average pretty ugly, and who have accents that sound like perpetually having a cock in your mouth and that grate on your ears like razor blades. Do I have any chance of being able to successfully immigrate to Ireland and make a comfy life out there? I'm desperate to leave England but I don't want to go to a non-English speaking country and I also don't want to go to the other side of the world like Australia like most Anglocunts looking to escape this shithole do. Ireland always feels ultra comfy and nice when I go out there, it feels like a nice cosy little corner of the world and I feel like I could make a good life out there and be much happier. Do I have any chance of making it? And will I be accepted in Eire?

9 hours later 50281585 Anonymous
Reunify Ireland, but under British rule

9 hours later 50281598 Anonymous
>>50281141 yeah its pretty easy to get a visa here if you are English and id say yeah people will accept you,but you gotta take the round of IRA jokes for a while as well as general slagging over the troubles and the history between us etc

10 hours later 50281676 Anonymous
>>50281598 Yeah i dont mind any of that, i've never felt patriotic towards england at all and i hate the queen/monarchy I am strongly considering this so hoping very much that MUH BREXIT doesnt actually happen and fucking end my plans to escape

10 hours later 50281832 Anonymous
>>50281676 doesnt matter even if England leave the EU Ireland and the UK have signed old agreements that give UK citizens preferential treatment

10 hours later 50281951 Anonymous
>>50273260 >>50273310 scot frens and irish frens get along

10 hours later 50282084 Anonymous (d71b845b60a911417274446c0161a130cba4669cebcdd8b719dc732d4b3a4c45.jpg 230x252 9kB)
>be me >be a fucking leaf >be of Irish descent >know a lot about my family's history >know a lot about world history >read a bit on Ireland >interested in folk music >collected some Irish folk specifically >grandmother >daughter of Irish immigrants >wants to go on vacation there >mom wants to come >agree to take them, drive them wherever they want to go >genuinely excited because vacation is fun, grandma is cute >but my mother is super embarrassing >loud >frightened by cars >is the worst stereotype of an "ugly American" despite being a leaf >biggest plastic paddy on the planet >like she's basically every person on St. Patrick's Day ever >know now that my mother is going to be pretty disrespectful to the locals and the sites >know that she's probably going to fuel some Irishbot's greentexts in about a year >just want to make my grandma happy I want to say that I'm sorry in advance.

10 hours later 50282316 Anonymous
>>50282084 Dont worry lad, most people expect it and they'll just assume you're americans anyway so you wont even disgrace your actual country

11 hours later 50283012 This is america
>>50273211 You are super pale You are tax haven for american companies , You are less educated uglier versions of brits .

11 hours later 50283266 Anonymous
>>50276815 I'm Catholic and have a Scottish surname. There's hope for you yet!

11 hours later 50283314 Anonymous
>>50283012 This except we're more educated and less ugly than Brits.

11 hours later 50283326 Anonymous
>>50276725 Ed Sheeran is English...

11 hours later 50283426 Anonymous
No opinion, Irish people are fairly rare and most of their posts seem rational, I just wish the Polish would fuck off. Romanians seem like a bunch of dicks too.

12 hours later 50284191 Anonymous
>>50273211 (OP) You guys are pretty chill people to us over in the mid western area of america.

13 hours later 50284847 Anonymous (1234112411.jpg 640x640 51kB)
>>50274173 My ancestor. his aura could probably crush 1000's of others https://youtu.be/a4A_mR0FE0A https://youtu.be/a4A_mR0FE0A

13 hours later 50284854 Anonymous (1454889068921.jpg 629x505 34kB)
>Tfw you're just as autistic and pathetic as every other loser on this board, you just have an Irish accent

13 hours later 50284884 Anonymous (`2`31`213`313321.jpg 1600x1200 782kB)
>>50284854 >tfw I have the oldest family name in Ireland and my family blood is older than the British royal family

13 hours later 50285022 Anonymous (Messianic Jewish Cross.jpg 624x800 142kB)
>>50284847 I always loved the movie the THING too! https://youtu.be/2pnS_7YsYzM

13 hours later 50285036 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2018-12-13 at 7.31.41 PM.png 992x584 655kB)
Ireland is not a real country. It has 3million less people in the whole country than the population of new york city no currency no military They don't make anything but booze for export no cars or technology reliant on the UK it's like calling Puerto Rico a country

13 hours later 50285172 Anonymous
>>50273211 This country sucks balls. Did you know a freddo cost fucking 40 cents now! Ridiculous...

13 hours later 50285256 Anonymous (1546580933802.jpg 768x1024 106kB)
>>50274604 *collapses* What now, Roman?

13 hours later 50285500 Anonymous
>>50273211 i like the IRA, eire bots seem pretty cool :3

13 hours later 50285731 Anonymous (`32414334.jpg 349x449 77kB)
>>50285256 >>50285500 based and redpilled. Down with those roman pedo boy lovers

14 hours later 50286101 Anonymous
fuck the Celts fuck the Anglos Mediterraneans created the world we live in to this very day and for over a thousand years.

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