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2012-12-30 07:34 5018677 Anonymous (1356848503815.jpg 500x384 86kB)
What the FUCK is wrong with you Americans? >have some American guys visit our class >first week went pretty well >get "friends" with one of them >he visits my place >hang out >play the vidya >etc. >go out to one of the america parties >never drank heavy before >only drank moderatly with friends >american friend drives me back from party >decide to take a bro shower with him >MFW he pisses in the fucking shower Is this normal in America?

1 min later 5018696 Anonymous
a bro shower huh?

1 min later 5018699 Anonymous
Americans typically do not ruin romantic situations like that. Your little piece of gay boy assee was Canadian.

2 min later 5018705 Anonymous
>>5018677 >decide to take a bro shower with him hmm

2 min later 5018714 Anonymous
I pee in the shower... I'm Australian. I thought it was moderately normal amongst males?

3 min later 5018719 Anonymous
No, fuck you for not pissing in the shower. Do you know how many gallons of water that saves a year? Neither do I, but I know it's a goddamn lot. Of course, I wouldn't do it when I'm sharing the shower, but still. I always wiz in the shower, it's like a reflex now.

4 min later 5018735 Anonymous
>>5018677 What the fuck is a bro shower? Who does that?

5 min later 5018740 Anonymous
>>5018714 Ausfag here. No. On a tree yes, in shower no.

5 min later 5018744 Anonymous
>>5018677 >bro shower are you gay? im so confused

5 min later 5018745 Anonymous
>>5018735 >>5018696 >>5018705 Never taken a broshower with your hetrosexual friends for male bonding

5 min later 5018747 Anonymous
>>5018735 Well, I have before, a couple of times too. But we had our swimming shorts on and it was after a swim in the pool.

6 min later 5018750 Anonymous
>>5018677 No; why would you assume it was because he was American?

6 min later 5018756 Anonymous (th_webcamedit.jpg 160x160 5kB)
>bro shower

6 min later 5018761 Anonymous
>>5018740 LOL. Yeah that too. Honestly, I pee anywhere.

6 min later 5018762 Anonymous
>>5018677 >bro shower you cant no homo out of this one

6 min later 5018765 Anonymous
>>5018677 I pee in the shower buy not with someone else in there... How drunk was he

7 min later 5018770 Anonymous
Nice troll with the bro shower. Trolling aside, I enjoy peeing in the shower, it is relaxing and efficient. Though I've noticed if I am especially dehydrated my piss will stink, combined with hot steamy atmosphere in the shower, it is less than ideal, so there are certain times I do not piss in the shower. Also, I love taking showers with girlfriends and pissing on their legs when they are not looking, or when they are looking. I highly recommend pissing on your ladyfriends during showers, brobots. What is a broshower?

8 min later 5018780 Anonymous
>>5018762 Yeah you can. Like I said before, I've shared the shower with friends before after swimming in the pool WITH our swimming shorts on.

9 min later 5018786 Anonymous
A rite of custom widely practiced in both Europe and North America where two or more heterosexual male friends take a shower together. Once the participants are undressed and under the running water together, one or more of the men will pee on the chest of the other men present in a display of acceptance and trust. It is widely regarded as a faux pas to direct the urine stream away from one's showermate(s) (i.e. towards the drain) as it is generally perceived as an affront to the bonds of friendship. Im not gay, i think i would know if I was, grow up robots

9 min later 5018788 Anonymous (media_rQn7BX.jpg 300x512 25kB)
> Bro shower Yeah no ok 6.7/10

9 min later 5018790 Anonymous
>>5018780 confirmed for super bro gay. the only time I've ever showered with my swimsuit on was as a child and with the other person merely in the bathroom and NOT in the shower with me at the same time.

9 min later 5018792 Anonymous
>>5018780 >wearing clothing in the shower >americans

10 min later 5018795 Anonymous (Costanza.jpg 480x360 19kB)
OK, can we just stop with all the pee-pipe stuff here?

11 min later 5018805 Anonymous
>>5018790 lolwat? We didn't touch each other or anything, and it was at the time of a serious drought in Australia. But I couldn't care less regardless

13 min later 5018831 Anonymous
>>5018786 That actually sounds kind of sweet in a twisted way. I think the 'bro shower' may be a British thing. I heard a reference once in Fresh Meat to a 'power shower' -- which was two teenage boys at boarding school taking a 'bro shower' and wanking each other off. OP?

15 min later 5018847 Anonymous (Capture.jpg 1622x694 156kB)
some context on the bro shower courtesy of urban dictionary. seems that it involves a community bathroom in a dormitory.

16 min later 5018864 Anonymous
>>5018780 thats borderline homo

17 min later 5018871 Anonymous (annoyed33031886.jpg 800x533 153kB)
OK, I don't particularly think it's normal, but I pee in the shower and I do not understand what the fuck is wrong with it. Pooping in the shower would obviously have some issues but like... Piss goes down the fucking drain, doesn't it?

17 min later 5018877 Anonymous
>>5018747 Yeah but after a drunk party?

19 min later 5018893 Anonymous
>>5018847 Well then how the fuck did he know he was peeing?

19 min later 5018894 Anonymous
Urine is sterile. It goes down the drain, it doesn't dirty up or infect your shower. Stop being such a fucking pussy.

19 min later 5018902 Anonymous
I'm really fucking stunned here by what might be wrong with peeing in the shower. Do frat boys have like smelly piss or something? What the hell is wrong, here?

20 min later 5018909 Anonymous
The red flag went up when you both got in the shower together.

21 min later 5018920 Anonymous
>>5018909 We've confirmed that a "Bro Shower" involves a communal washroom with separate shower stalls.

22 min later 5018930 Anonymous
>>501877 Rubbing it up and down his buttcrack is ok. It's only gay if you actually stick it in his anus.

22 min later 5018934 Anonymous
>>5018871 >Pooping in the shower would obviously have some issues but like... You can do this, just shit into your hand and dunk it into the toilet.

22 min later 5018936 Anonymous
>>5018677 >bro showers Holy shit I love this idea. I need to try this out with a few bros some time >Peeing in the shower Don't be so fucking prudish bro. Piss is sterile and by not using the toilet he's saving water. What 's wrong with that?

26 min later 5018977 Anonymous
I don't piss in the shower because of the humidity. I also have a relatively high acidity in my diet, all the more reason to pee in low humidity conditions.

30 min later 5019006 Anonymous (reactionstretch.jpg 339x302 20kB)
>people piss in the shower

31 min later 5019018 Anonymous
>>5019006 i shit in the shower.

35 min later 5019054 Anonymous (vlcsnap-2012-12-28-18h23m12s140.png 640x480 291kB)
>>5019018 srsly what the FUCK. bootmlocks

35 min later 5019066 DBS
>not pissing in the sink I love a nice piss in the sink, its great, its the right height, controllable flush, you cant miss, relaxing.

39 min later 5019109 Anonymous
I pee in the shower sometimes. However I don't see a problem in that situation. Peeing in the pool however is sufficient grounds for execution.

40 min later 5019121 Anonymous
>>5019066 I love the sink piss, especially when I've been holding it in for a very long time. Feels good to see the amount you've been holding in.

40 min later 5019126 Anonymous
>>5019109 >>5019109 as a former lifeguard, I know how many people pee in the pool, and how diluted the piss gets with proper chlorine levels. like any lifeguard, I pee in the pool all day long. feels good man.

46 min later 5019178 Anonymous
>>5019126 It's fucking disgusting. How hard is it to go to the toilet before you get in the pool? Anyway, multiple bacterial infections can still be transmitted via pools even with chlorination, so it's in your best interests to keep your bodily fluids to yourself unless you enjoy infections up your urethra.

49 min later 5019195 Anonymous
>>5018786 I will need a source on this.

50 min later 5019205 DBS
>>5019178 only 3% of bacterium are actually harmful to your body.

50 min later 5019206 Anonymous
>>5019195 urban dictionary. just google bro shower it's one of the definitions

51 min later 5019218 Anonymous
>>5018894 But it isn't. As soon as it leaves the urethra, it has picked up bacteria and germs in it.

51 min later 5019219 Anonymous
>>5019178 >your best interests >keep your bodily fluids to yourself sounds like some game theory shit. nope. your best interests are to piss. holding it in will not stop everyone else from pissing.

52 min later 5019225 Anonymous
>>5019178 >implying we would shit in the pool people shitting in the pool was the highlight of our day, except the poor lifeguard fuck that was nearest to, or discovered the shit, who would be made to remove it with rubber gloves, etc. health regulations stated that a certain amount of time must pass per volume of shit/volume of water, so we'd all go on break for at least 4 hours or more. we would call it 'code 2' heheheh

1 hours later 5019305 Anonymous (1308293132137.jpg 126x121 5kB)
>decide to take a bro shower with him >bro shower

1 hours later 5019373 Anonymous
>>5019205 >only 97% of bacterium aren't harmful

1 hours later 5019426 DBS
>>5019373 >He thinks bacteria=bad >Doesnt know about the balance of microflora >Doesnt know that bacteria help your body function >Doesnt know about good bacteria Fun fact, your anus is actually cleaner than your mouth. Your mouth is the dirtiest place in the body and contains over 100,000 different kinds of bacteria. The slightly acidic pH level of your skin is able to kill most bacteria.

6 hours later 5021358 Anonymous
>>5018699 Canada > USA in pretty much every way besides size of waistline.

6 hours later 5021380 Anonymous
>>5019218 I think all this piss shit is weird but that is completely wrong and you are an idiot.

7 hours later 5021680 Anonymous
>>5018677 I'm impressed and sad at the same time that so many fell for the bro shower line. Nice work OP. Seems to be a lot of kids or /b/ leaking into /r9k/ lately.

7 hours later 5021720 Anonymous
>>5019109 There's a difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.

8 hours later 5021918 Anonymous
>>5019178 piss is sterile. and i don't care that this comment is unoriginal.

8 hours later 5021991 Anonymous
>>5019218 that's retarded >piss comes out sterile >piss picks up bacteria THAT ARE ALREADY IN THE AIR, so it's nothing worse than breathing for that matter. As you would be inhaling the same bacteria ln2biology

8 hours later 5021994 Anonymous (Jay-Leno.jpg 475x304 70kB)
Most Americans do, I think it's gross. I used to when I was little, but then I was watching Jay Leno one day. He said something about __ in 10 Americans pee in the shower. His look on his face, combined with the audience reaction made me realize it was wrong to shower-pee. I haven't done it since.

8 hours later 5022048 Anonymous
>>5018831 British here. Can honestly say...I've never heard of a bro shower. Being in a cramped space either naked and wet or dressed and wet, while rammed up close to another guy is deffo homo.

8 hours later 5022066 Anonymous
>all the newfriends in this thread Guys come on, this is system 34 and penis inspection day tier shit right here.

8 hours later 5022088 Anonymous
I don't have a shower curtain so I can piss on the toilet while taking a shower. Fuck you, Americlaps.

8 hours later 5022102 Anonymous
>bro shower Faggot = OP

11 hours later 5023799 Anonymous
>piss in the shower not a problem... i think nearly everybody does it but people are just afraid of admitting it publicly. >bro shower not gay at all, just like bro blowjobs and bro buttsex are totally not gay.

11 hours later 5023910 Nipples McTeat
>2012 >not pissing wherever you want because you have a dick

11 hours later 5023951 Anonymous
OP, I just want you to know, there are two kinds of people in this world. People who piss or have pissed in the shower, and liars, dirty liars. I want you to think about that OP and come back when you realize the error of your ways

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