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2012-12-29 08:53 5005646 Anonymous (5785975164_b988b2a11f_z[1].jpg 640x480 370kB)
The other night I started a /r9k/ nostalgia thread. Nostalgia was had. Tonight I was reminiscing about the /r9k/ days of old, and I remembered my very favorite thread. Does anyone remember Hole Troll? Some guy dug a hole at some ski resort and was living in it, stealing electricity and basically living in a dusty underground fort.

4 min later 5005686 Anonymous
I was just thinking about that guy the other day. Didn't he turn out to be lying about the whole thing? It was a great story, at any rate. Also, a question: I have vague memories of the phrase "PS I am the hamfucker" being associated with /r9k/. Does anyone know how it originated or what it refers to?

4 min later 5005694 Anonymous
found the thread if anyone is interested just search for hole troll r9k on google and you will find it in the archive what a great thread. I hope HoleTroll is doing okay

16 min later 5005821 Anonymous
>>5005686 sorry, don't know about hamfucker... though I suspect it might have something to do with someone fucking a fatty... I should hope so (shudder at alternate interpretations) I think HoleTroll was debunked, but I still believe. Maps were posted showing his likely location and he got really anxious about that. Either way, great story and legendary troll.

20 min later 5005868 Anonymous
Does anyone remember any old, defunct tripfags from the first two years? Who was that one faggot that everyone hated who's trip began with T? And the Knights of Templar fag? and that :3 cunt? >tfw a lot of weed has destroyed your memory

38 min later 5006053 Anonymous
>>5005868 I remember something about Knights of Templar... but yeah... the weed... On that note, I've quit since about two months ago (looking for a job) and it's nice to have your wits coming back about you

41 min later 5006090 Anonymous
>>5005868 Not Knights of Templar but he'd always post old testament shit and his trip was some huge latin name. Damn, there were actually a few cool tripfags back then, too. Whatever happened to them? anywho, >no croissants today, boss >someone punched jeff >treats >that 'started a band' thread that got archived >camwhoring threads >gentlemen etc etc

43 min later 5006105 Anonymous
>>5006090 >>5006090 could someone please kindly post the treats? do you mean >burst into treats I think I was studying for finals or trying to get laid or something because I totally missed that and came back and it was everywhere

48 min later 5006155 Anonymous
>>5006105 http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/211791 >knowyourmeme.com what is this shit btw? with a fucking scientist accessible 4kids database of memes and lel culture? remember fucking encyclopediadramatica? >tfw crotchety old internet senior also, row row fight tha power!

50 min later 5006170 Seriana
>>5005868 Ad Maj _____ Glorium?

51 min later 5006183 Anonymous
>>5005868 AD MAJOREM DEI GLORIAM -- IN HOC SIGNO VINCES he was a true hero >>5006105 It was a story about some guy who did something that horribly disappointed his mother, causing her to burst into tears, but he typo'd it as "burst into treats". Since so many /r9k/ greentext stories end in tears, this caught on fairly quickly.

51 min later 5006185 Anonymous
>>5005868 p3pe maybe. I saw christfag here a few months ago.

56 min later 5006224 Anonymous (thispleasesme.png 100x100 13kB)
>>5005821 No, that guy actually fucked a piece of ham, possibly after he microwaved it. >>5006170 That guy was great too. Persistent. My favorite thread was the story of the Sex Grandmaster, I laughed so hard. Still got a .txt of it around here somewhere...

1 hours later 5006495 Anonymous
I can imagine those were some great times on r9k. been reading a bit about Hole Troll and it's awesome

2 hours later 5006708 Anonymous
>>5006185 christfag came on to wish us all a merry christmas

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