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2012-12-29 08:10 5005151 Anonymous (1350695138979eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.jpg 1024x768 237kB)
Your present feels. I need them. I want them. I crave them. Give them to me!

4 min later 5005204 Anonymous
>>5005151 >tfw no gf i don't know if you can handle this feel

6 min later 5005220 Anonymous
>>5005204 The mother of all feels.

7 min later 5005238 Anonymous
I have a gf for 2 years but am not sure how much I still like her.

8 min later 5005244 King Liquid
>twf in a state of stasis, nothing is sad, nothing is fun, just stagnancy

8 min later 5005245 Anonymous (1336856958777.jpg 500x600 171kB)
>tfw have the flu >tfw starting to kick its fat purple ass >tfw gonna do some squats tomorrow

8 min later 5005250 Anonymous
>TFW you're really getting along with a girl you really like, then she leaves for Christmas break and you haven't seen her in days

10 min later 5005266 Anonymous
>tfw when your mind has become chaos and disorder.

10 min later 5005271 Anonymous
>>5005151 >tfw just had sex drived home bought 2 beers and a cigarrete and now comfy in bed

11 min later 5005282 Anonymous
>tfw you're paranoid that people actually hate you/find you annoying and just pretend to like you to spare your feelings I don't even actually know them, we're just internet friends, so they'd probably tell me to fuck off if they didn't like me, but I still can't shake this baseless paranoia

12 min later 5005295 Anonymous
>TFW your relationship is stronger than ever and you have to leave your SO in a week to go back to college half way across the country.

13 min later 5005303 Anonymous
>>5005282 >baseless paranoia how is it baseless?

13 min later 5005307 Anonymous
>tfw you feel you're slowly going insane

13 min later 5005309 eeyore
>that feel when downloading Secret World and gonna play it all night while talking to friends in skype :3

14 min later 5005319 Anonymous
>tfw ah fuck... idk... too much drugs, to much problems, i feel like shit

16 min later 5005340 Anonymous
>>5005303 I like to think it is My crippling insecurity is going to drive me insane, how will I ever have any form of relationship if I'm constantly worried that they're faking it

17 min later 5005350 Anonymous
>tfw depressed and can't explain why >tfw feel like an entitled faggot because it's not like you even had a bad upbringing you're just sad >tfw you have all kinds of shit and none of it interests you >tfw you just want to run away >tfw you don't think you can do what you're expected to do >tfw you're drunk just because you don't like being sober >tfw you recognize you're an addict but refuse to do shit about it >tfw your poptart keeps getting crumbs on your couch >tfw if you owned a gun you'd have killed yourself by now God damnit though pop tarts really do produce so many crumbs

18 min later 5005360 Anonymous
>>5005340 there's a difference between something that is baseless and something improbable. you may have them mixed up

21 min later 5005389 Anonymous
>wrote/revised a novel, sent tons of query letters out to agents >know the rejections are coming (it's hard as fuck all to get published when you're a nobody) >terrible sense of dread every time I open my email

21 min later 5005391 Anonymous
>tfw found out my cat might be dying >was sobbing in vet office like an idiot >still cant pull myself together 8 hours later I would be like what the fuck is wrong with me and then I remember that my best friend is dying

22 min later 5005409 Anonymous
>lonely >you can hear it in his tone >his tone gives it away >the look gives it way >hes pale >pale rider >come to take him away

23 min later 5005414 Anonymous
>>5005389 >terrible sense of dread every time I open my email iktf bro

24 min later 5005435 Anonymous
>TFW when you are developing stirrings for a friend I don't want them, need them, or see any reason for them to exist. I'm telling her tomorrow that we won't be hanging out for quite a while again so I can clear these up.

26 min later 5005450 Anonymous
>>5005435 if you think it will help

27 min later 5005456 Anonymous
>tfw browsing /r9k/ yesterday >see thread where some guys were talking about an old shitty show called undergrads >start watching it >it's kinda plebeian, but entertaining enough >last episode comes >all the feels of no gf, the missed opportunities feels >in the end i get two new songs i love (overboard-the rosenbergs,and out to get you - hennessey) >the biggest and worst feel is wanting to go back to 2001 when life was easy and the sky was always blue >visiting the world trade centers with my parents when they still existed >living in mississippi where it was always warm and i had my cap guns and my fun but seriously, overboard is a very feely song

27 min later 5005463 Anonymous (1337110380256.png 633x803 159kB)
>tfw to shy and afraid to talk to a girl that likes you

30 min later 5005489 eeyore
>>5005414 >check email constantly throughout the day for no reason >never get many emails that aren't newsletter shit

31 min later 5005502 Anonymous
>>5005389 Every writer knows that feel, man. Even the ones who're pulling in tons of dosh now, knew that feel when they were starting out. Hang in there and keep writing, bro. If that novel doesn't succeed WRITE ANOTHER. Being a good writer is 99% sheer unrelenting determination.

33 min later 5005517 Anonymous
>>5005350 Sometimes it is the little things that push you over the edge.

34 min later 5005531 Anonymous
>annoyed because tried to ask girl to hang out and she said she'd been talking to my best friend about hanging out >content because the rest of my life is awesome, just annoyed by my failure with women >hoping girl I tried to ask out's sister is at the NYE party so I can get with her instead

34 min later 5005535 Anonymous
>>5005463 i know this feel far 'too' well

36 min later 5005563 Anonymous
>>5005238 dump her ass riht now Captcha: iotifir advertised

37 min later 5005570 Anonymous
>>5005450 She's a very volatile person when it comes to guys at the moment. She had a pretty big break up a while back, and after that she's basically taken to keeping friends for specific parts of their personality that remind her of her ex. I'm not spending the time to build feelings that will go unreciprocated.

39 min later 5005615 Anonymous
I'm mostly a normalfag by your standards, so feel free to skip my post. >"Anon, you're the smartest person in the family, why don't you apply yourself?" >"Anon, your art and writing will never make you money! Put your skills to use and get a REAL job!" >tfw "funny guy" in group >"Your new years resolution should be to stop telling bad jokes." >say something extremely serious, giving a rare insight to what I passionately believe >laughter >tfw social situations are your favorite place to be >tfw as the people around you mature, you're no longer entertaining >tfw people seem to respect you less as time progresses >tfw you value to the group is only going down >tfw your previous default behaviors in social situations have become stale and obnoxious to others >tfw I feel there is no true "myself" to be anymore >tfw girl is ACTUALLY interested in me >tfw she's not bad looking, is outgoing and charismatic >tfw from what I can tell she's not even a slut or dumb bitch >tfw I finally have an opportunity to just passively accept romantic interest from someone else >tfw despite all of this she just doesn't seem to be my type >tfw I don't have ANY desire to enter a romantic relationship with her >tfw I still feel lonely >tfw I FINALLY DO feel confident enough to go try to get any girl I truly do desire and step out of my passive role >tfw I can't find any girls that strike me the way I remember being stricken before >tfw I'm left with absolutely no romantic possibilities I'd want to pursue >tfw no gf

52 min later 5005738 Anonymous
>tfw going nowhere in life, watching via facebook as others live interesting and fulfilling lives >tfw you understand why no one wants to be around you, when you compare yourself to your peers I don't want to feel these feels

57 min later 5005791 Anonymous
>>5005615 >"Anon, your art and writing will never make you money! Put your skills to use and get a REAL job!" They might as well say you suck and your dreams are worthless when they say something like this. A real job seems to imply to me at least an in built amount of reputation/ respect attached to it without having actually earned it. >tfw "funny guy" in group >"Your new years resolution should be to stop telling bad jokes." >say something extremely serious, giving a rare insight to what I passionately believe >laughter Once the you are labeled as something by people it is hard to break that image and in truth you have to keep with this new ideal you have set for yourself, eventually it will stick with others hopefully .

1 hours later 5005844 Anonymous
Im on the fence over whether im getting better, every time it seems like i fixed my self i fuck up, i lost and now have gained back ten pounds, I went through a period of constant suicidal thoughts. just want to move on or spiral down to nothingness. I just want a qt to hold and cherish. Im very social but pretty girls choke me up sometimes. its a feelpocalypse sometimes, living in this head

1 hours later 5005894 Anonymous (Untitled.png 248x248 4kB)
>>5005791 I know, anon! I really do! It's not like I want to just be Mr. Chuckles all the time, it's just, I don't know what to do! It's all I've ever done! I never learned now to compliment people, or how to command respect, or how to generally behave! All I ever knew was that if I kept them laughing, they kept inviting me places!

1 hours later 5005895 Anonymous
>>5005615 Aww...i don't really know that feel but you sound like a cool person and I hope your friends learn to appreciate you :) also are you sure you aren't homo

1 hours later 5005929 Anonymous
>>5005883 why delete your post anon have no shame

1 hours later 5005938 Anonymous
>>5005895 I've tried fapping to traps, most of the things on /d/, men, men fucking men, traps fucking men, the whole lot of it. The only thing I can get off to is vanilla POV, lesbians, and female masturbation videos. I can't cum if I see another man's face, or if I ever see a man who's body and penis aren't almost clones of my own. If there's one thing I'm certain about, it's that I can't get off to anything that has a dick that isn't mine.

1 hours later 5005949 Anonymous
>>5005502 >keep writing I'm already on it, and I don't plan on stopping until I run out of ideas. I have enough to last at least a couple years.

1 hours later 5005950 Anonymous
>>5005894 come feel with me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2E_RSJAhYU

1 hours later 5006005 Anonymous
>tfw you finally make a facebook and a flood of people you knew from highschool send you friend requests >tfw most of them are all married, have kids and live on their own

1 hours later 5006018 Anonymous
>>5005615 dudedudedude are you me? >"OMG Anon you should be a comedian! like seriously!" >laugh it off >actually real passion and fantasy of mine; the history and social significance of comedy and entertainment >will never do it because I'm too afraid and self absorbed >tfw ego and fear will always win >tfw funny guy >that sinking feel when you know people have had enough, and you're being annoying and obnoxious and transparently desperate and you see yourself through their eyes for a split second >tfw no 'self' because you adopt and mimic the personality traits of whoever you're hanging out with >tfw people like you because they're inherently narcissistic >tfw high standards that you know you don't deserve >tfw two instances of girls on top of you wanting the d and you somehow betafag your way out of it >tfw inherent paradox in hating girls that are attracted to you because they'd have to be a piece of shit to like a piece of shit like me >tfw amicably lie about girls i've bedded and share 'war stories' with friends >tfw virgin >tfw no gf

1 hours later 5006044 Anonymous
>tfw you're not going to a party on nye because you dont want to leave your dad at home on nye

1 hours later 5006050 Anonymous
>>5006018 reading this hit me right in the fucking feels. Im not who you were replying to but Im a third guy who knows these feels hard. at first always though they were laughing at my jokes, but now ive become one big joke.

1 hours later 5006058 Anonymous
>tfw my girlfriend was cheating on me for a month. >tfw heartbreak and can't do shit but break up and feel bad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy3CVP_LlAk Feel with me.

1 hours later 5006092 Anonymous (end the feels.jpg 662x684 38kB)
I cant handle the fucking feels Its no exaggeration to say Ive been feel'd to pieces I dont want to kill myself but I cant stop thinking about it. what first poisoned my self esteem and turned me to self sabotage and misery

1 hours later 5006120 Anonymous
>>5006050 we're all gunna make it, brah. i've just become a gigantic, unlikeable asshole. really cynical and dark, but I'm always 'kidding' so it's not 5edgy7u. and when people laugh and this intrigues them i'm like fuck nigger are you stupid why are you enabling this behaviour. shit. is it still like a narcissistic personality disorder if i hate a lot of my personality traits?

1 hours later 5006161 Anonymous
>>5006018 i was just feeling that last night also >the feel when every one is laughing at your joke and you're just sitting there not sure if you should laugh as well

1 hours later 5006173 Anonymous
>>5006018 You're only roughly 2/3's me, actually. >tfw finally breaking out of both crippling depression AND narcissism and just see myself as an alright guy with strengths and faults >tfw get comedian comments rather often >tfw have attempted writing standup in my spare time, realized all of my humor is just being a smartass and commentating on the environment >tfw people, including my family, actually give me constant compliments on my art and writing ability, but my family still places zero faith in them >tfw I know EXACTLY what you're talking about with seeing yourself through their eyes >tfw just want to run home right there and then and pretend you were never being that fucking stupid I don't share your mimetic personality feels >tfw your personality is the only thing that DOESN'T change >just act narcissistic and humorously aggressive at all times to achieve cheap laughs >tfw it's like you're not a real person, you're just a character My womanly feels are also slightly different. >tfw girls might have obviously wanted the d and made it clearer than day and night >tfw when you were SO fucking clueless that you didn't just beta out, you were never aware you ahd the opportunity to start with >there are realistic situations where a girl could just start impulsively fondling me and I'd not be sure if she wanted the d >tfw I don't feel at all connected to the girls or feel any "spark" with them like I remember girls having before I just don't know what the fuck to do.

1 hours later 5006186 Anonymous (feel.jpg 277x536 24kB)
>>5005615 >>the feel when every one is laughing at your joke and you're just sitting there not sure if you should laugh as well

1 hours later 5006196 Anonymous
>tfw at parents place for festive season >going through old boxes of my stuff >find external hdd, it is almost as big as an iPad and holds 4 gig LOL >needs its own power source >i was sure it was broked, but i switched it on and its working fine >tonnes of old porn i thought i had lost ill be having some fun with that tonight

1 hours later 5006211 Anonymous
>>5006186 I just laugh if it's funny, or remain stoic if it's part of the comedy. If I didn't find what I said funny but they still laugh, I just smile and make some eye contact.

1 hours later 5006221 Anonymous
>>5006211 This, if I said something ridiculous I laugh too, but sometimes part of the humor is being dead serious and expressionless as I say it

1 hours later 5006232 Anonymous
>>5006173 shit dude, we're close though. I'm going to type like this so we're closer. >tfw have a little black book of jokes, practiced one or two in the shower/mirror and immediately crawled up my own ass and died in a shithate cavern >tfw passionate about writing but it always dissolves into meta-analytical pseudo-intellectual pretentious babble >tfw people like said babble and english teachers push me towards a career in writing The mimetic thing sucks. Comedy (like comedians, entertainment, vaudeville, the whole business of it) is the only thing that doesn't really change about me depending on who I'm around. I know that character feel, though. >tfw girl at work three years ago says "everything you say it's like you're reading off of a screenplay" anyways this isn't a competition. wagmi, brah.

1 hours later 5006253 Anonymous
>>5006221 "I'm not kidding" and then laughing it off, or laughing along with them and saying "seriously, though, [insert darker affirmation of previous joke] with deadpan are usually good to extend the laughter. >the sweet, cheap, chocolately life giving laughter

1 hours later 5006272 Anonymous
>>5006232 Goddamnit, your writing feels. >making humorous plot is cake >people laughing, having a good time >try to write anything serious >pretentious babble EVERYWHERE >nobody likes it >"Anon, you should go back to your funny stuff!" The character feels is the worst because there's no Anon anymore. It's like I feel pressured to change characters because there's no way to say "This is me, Anon. Don't like me? Fuck you." since there is no Anon to say that to them. >tfw a friend said he got the way I talk stuck in his head the same way you sometimes can't stop thinking in an accent It was a neat feel. An ex girlfriend said that I had a very easy to mimic speech pattern, but I've grown much more fluent as time went on.

1 hours later 5006309 Anonymous
I actually know how you feel to an extent with the mimetic personality feels I was always super socially awkward as a kid and young teenager, I wouldn't be surprised if I'm actually an aspie, but I'd prefer to believe my poor social skills are just from having no friends until I was like 10 When I started becoming pseudo-normal and actually belonging in a social circle, it was after I began making a conscious effort to be more likable I don't even know how to just be me, I feel like the real me is a mute, and I adopted a personality that I like And then I adjust it a bit to suit whoever I'm currently talking to

1 hours later 5006310 Anonymous
>>5006196 >tfw QTs (I'm friendzoned by) like to touch me, cuddle with, etc >tfw I don't want to because of FZ and I'll overthink it and find a false hope that'll lull me into a retarded spiraling suicidal depression and schizo mood >tfw I also have a problem with being touched for some reason, I'll spaz out when I'm poked, or someone jerks towards me quickly >tfw people think I have a hard time loving people >tfw I find it hard finding people worth loving

1 hours later 5006362 Anonymous
>>5005894 It is hard to tell others what to do when they want to change and what has worked for me might not work for you. The best thing I can suggest is try to have a conversation with someone you trust on a common interest. It adds dimension to you as a person and will help them see you more than just a clown. As for compliments this really up to you, but when you see someone completing a difficult task or doing a good deed it is generally ok to say good job or something to that degree. This one will be difficult as for commanding respect you will need to respect yourself first and have confidence in thought and actions. Follow through with what you say and do. Don't confuse douchbaggery with confidence, similar beasts but worlds apart. Learning how to behave is difficult because it is the most broad thing because there always seems to be some social rule you forgot. How to behave is typically taught by parents when you are young and general interaction with others as you grow, learning this social mess now will bring some embarrassment. My best suggestion for this will sound odd but try observing how others act and respond in situations to see how to behave. Hopefully this will help you on your path to a better you, we'll make it eventually brah. This turned out longer than expected

1 hours later 5006378 Anonymous
>tfw holy fuck I don't wanna wake up in three hours to go to work

1 hours later 5006382 Anonymous
>really like a girl >several years of casual conversations and close friendship from elementary school up and through high school >we discover weed, separately, around the same time >I enjoy it, and it brings me to appreciate a sober reality even more >she's high 24/7, obsessed with weed. when she's not smoking, she's the most retarded, bitchy person I know >when she is smoking, her personality is extremely dull and the only thing she has to talk about is smoking I don't understand how people just take something so simple and make it their entire life.

2 hours later 5006389 Anonymous
>>5006382 This is why I hate stoners generally, way too many make weed their sole passion and interest and don't bother forming an actual personality because they can just find other people just like them

2 hours later 5006392 Anonymous
>tfw meet qt 3.14 girl on omegle >tfw get her contact into >tfw spit game >tfw she wants the d >tfw become couple >tfw skype every night >tfw qt 3.14 gf lives on the other side of the fucking country but do you really know what it is to feel?

2 hours later 5006399 Anonymous
>spend an unhealthy amount of time fixating on my past trying to figure where things went wrong >"if it weren't for this, this, that, the other, and these people, i'd be well adjusted today" >contemplate nature v. nurture and a switched at birth scenario -- like to think i might have thrived in alternative circumstances >realize somebody else might have thrived in my place >sinking feeling that i would not have thrived even under alternative circumstances we can't all be made of the right stuff i suppose

2 hours later 5006401 Anonymous
This happened today. >Fap at least 2-3 times a day >Always see hentai and pornos where the cum just sprays out >Never thought that was possible >Staying at cousins for a few weeks for the holidays >Can't fap because they are always there >Hold it in for almost a week (This is a very, very long time for me) >Sneak into the bathroom because I can't take it any more >Fap real good >Cum >Cum shoots out and actually goes all over the walls >For a second I am amazed and impressed >Realize that I better clean that shit up >Spend 10 minutes cleaning it off of walls >Finally walk out of the bathroom with cousins right outside >Get super red

2 hours later 5006410 Anonymous
>tfw I just fingered my butthole in the shower for the first time (23/M) Feels weird, man. I'll probably do it again though.

2 hours later 5006421 Anonymous
>>5006392 >tfw basically same situation >tfw we're not even on the same continent >tfw over 5000 miles apart

2 hours later 5006427 Anonymous
>>5005738 if someone is posting it on fb, they are not living interesting and fulfilling lives. if they were fulfilled, then there is no need to participate in the circus that is the circlejerk of facebook attention seeking

2 hours later 5006440 Anonymous (Untitled.png 248x248 4kB)
>>5006362 It's not like I'm entirely retarded. I can have long debates and discussions on a variety of topics. But some things just escape me. Sometimes, I see a guy or a girl wearing a nice shirt. I want to say "Nice shirt!" But then I try, and it doesn't come out. It's like every neuron fires off as scheduled and then someone fucks up and trips on the power cord right before I start to exhale and translate my thoughts into sound. There are also just certain social situations where I don't know what the fuck to do. They're always a little odd, a little too specific, and always something I'd never have thought about. Something akin to an awkward silence, or an offbeat question, that happens in such a time and place where I'm completely at a loss. So, I stop my otherwise constant flow of energy and stand there absolutely dumbfounded like a newborn trying to interpret the plot to a novel his parents are discussing. I just don't fucking know sometimes.

2 hours later 5006447 Anonymous
>>5006440 Whenever I say something like 'Nice shirt', it sounds ironic This works when they're wearing a shirt ironically, but if they aren't I just look like an asshole

2 hours later 5006458 Anonymous (1355035930516.png 398x394 29kB)
Ever since I've been a kid I've felt like a ghost. Like I'm not part of the setting. Whenever I act it's like a gust or a change of temperature, someone might notice, but they'll forget within a minute. There's no impact, so I've stopped trying. I realised this as a twelve year old, all illusions torn down.

2 hours later 5006472 Anonymous
>>5006421 >tfw promise to go see her during the Summer if only i could fulfill the promise, bro.

2 hours later 5006557 Anonymous
>>5006440 Sorry if that came off as insulting in anyway I didn't know where you stood for social skills. So I started with the basics. As for tripping over your own tongue and unexpected social situations, I'm still working on that myself. The only thing I have found that works is try and roll with it to regain some of that lost momentum and try to put myself in strange situations to learn from them. Anything past this is stumbling fuck up territory for me.

2 hours later 5006641 Anonymous
>tfw your best wasn't good enough. >tfw parents nag. >tfw you can't be what you want to be. >tfw you can't be what you need to be. >tfw when you question why should you be?

2 hours later 5006663 Anonymous
>>5005151 >that soul-crushing feel when the PS2 has finally gone to its grave It the PS1, and the N64 were my only friends growing up. ;_;

2 hours later 5006666 Anonymous
>tfw life time of mistreat makes you lose faith in humanity. >tfw no one is a good person. >tfw you become sadistic just to forward the hurt. >tfw you find comfort in knowing that the misdeeds of others do not die on you. >tfw there's no end to the hurt you want to cause others. >tfw highlight of the day is committing any type of rudeness to strangers.

2 hours later 5006717 Anonymous
>>5006666 Dem quads nigga didn't even read your story

2 hours later 5006723 Anonymous
>tfw little brother has a girl >tfw I don't >not even bothered >they are together every fucking day for hours on end >we're going to this bro hanging out at one guys house kind of thing >he is going to hang out with his girl and asks me to buy him a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of gin long drink >yeah, sure, since I'll get paid back >we chill at our friends house while my brother is away >he comes back, gets angry because there is no Absolut vodka which he apparently ordered >bitch please, it's vodka like any other vodka, but 3x as expensive >brother keeps putting on stupid songs like hardbass and hardcore(rave) songs which are definitely not party music in this case >at some point mention the fact that he has to pay me back >some friend says "You're his brother! Do you really have to get the money back?" >start talking a lot louder and get frustrated because this fucker doesn't quite realize how much of a pain in the ass that 5 euros worth of alcohol was >tfw mad at my brother because he is making the girl get bored of him and he sucks at partying

2 hours later 5006737 Anonymous (Thine Unholiest of feels..jpg 596x641 144kB)
>>5006092 >>5006092 I know that anguish. Even if all my problems just magically vanished... I'm dead on the inside. I have half broken body and useless gene's but, life is cruel enough to keep me from death.

3 hours later 5006797 Anonymous (whyface.jpg 225x350 31kB)
>tfw PTSD >tfw tried pretending it didn't exist >Made friends with a bunch of cosplayers >Become particularly close to them >fastforward a few months >Months of ignoring my mental problems has caused me to enter a constant state of paranoia >Have a mental breakdown >All my cosplayer friends are scared of me >threaten to phone police on me if I don't go to counselling >Cut off contact with me until then Now I've finished counselling (I visited my old counsellor and talked about my feels for a bit) and now I'm in the situation of having to contact my old friends and tell them I've been lying about myself for the entire time they've known me. Don't try to hide your mental problems robots, it never ends well.

3 hours later 5006826 Anonymous
>>5006797 If you're comfortable telling what has traumatized you so badly?

3 hours later 5006830 Anonymous
>>5005151 >should i pursue available 16yo gf material? >i'm an incredibly unlikable person >i need to sleep, my sleep schedules fucked up >where the hell am i going in life?

3 hours later 5006842 Anonymous
>>5006826 Child abuse I can't really blame myself for trying to pretend it never happened, it's not easy to talk about, I'm only able to even mention it happened here because I'm anonymous. IRL it's like if I try to mention it, my throat closes and I physically can't. It's a literal mental block.

3 hours later 5006953 Anonymous (1356681158522.gif 240x228 878kB)
>Lover of 2 years leaves in a month >Not going to do long distance >Neither of us want to break up but we know we could not do LD >Looking at total uncertainty about each other for at least 9 months Sucks having a totally amazing relationship with someone you really love and having to say goodbye because of something like this...

3 hours later 5006972 Anonymous
>have crush on best friend >both share the same quirky hobbies and personality >always there for him, told me that he loved me as a friend >used to listen to bawww song on repeat and cry while thinking about him >today, found the same song in his music library with hundreds of play >know that he thinks of someone else while listening to it >talk to him, he tells me that the song gives him hope >we usually talk every night until one of us falls asleep, but he ends the talk early, saying that the song gives him hope >he then proceeds to ask out the girl he likes >she says yes >"I'm so happy for you." >we say goodnight, this just happened. >that feel when sitting in bed knowing that the person you love is currently texting the person they love >and it's not you. >that feel when you don't know what to feel because no matter how masochistic it is, you try to be happy because they're happy The saddest part is that I'll never be able to make him as happy as she can make him. Actually, scratch that, the saddest part is that I'll never be able to make him as happy as he can make me.

3 hours later 5007015 Anonymous
>tfw not one single female has tried to befriend me

3 hours later 5007037 Anonymous
>>5006447 I'm not even joking, just smile more. Ever since I started forcing a smile around people the average conversational response has improved greatly. Make sure you don't look like a creep doing it. I know, it's hard. It took some practice on my part, but eventually I got it down, and I used to be one of those faggots that skipped school picture days because I was scared of fucking it up. Appearance, appearance, appearance. If you look happy, pleasant, or at least non-threatening you WILL have a better time around people. Even if the person with doesn't really buy it, they will act like they do because they don't want to look like the dick being rude to the happy guy. Remember that this will work better around people who don't have an entrenched view of yourself as a fucking emotionless/mad-all-the-time weirdo loner freak. If you do want to interact with those people and be happy it's probably better to do it after a moderately long period of separation. Optimally you will have made a major change to your appearance by the time of reunion to further remove yourself from negative past images.

3 hours later 5007054 Anonymous
>>5007037 Listen to him. I have even relieved my headaches with fake smiling or making other people laugh. Laughter is some crazy medicine.

3 hours later 5007055 Anonymous
>>5007015 >Implying that if a female did try to befriend you you wouldn't develop feelings for her and then come on here and bitch about the friendzone

3 hours later 5007068 Anonymous
>That feel when no boyfriend to hold me deep and tight and tell me that it'll be okay when I'm feeling terrible >That feel when this will never, ever happen >That feel when you're dying inside >That feel when tired >That feel when all you want to do is just go to sleep, drift off, and never wake, almost like you never existed

3 hours later 5007073 Anonymous
>tfw terrible conversationalist why is it so hard to think of things to say? why am I so boring? ;-;

4 hours later 5007085 Anonymous
>tfw broke up with gf month ago >tfw she had the most beautiful and cute face I've seen in a while >tfw shared a lot of interests with her >tfw still not reall hung up about her >tfw about to ask out a former crush who's no where near as attractive as ex gf >tfw I'm much more exited now than I had been before asking out my ex gf >tfw ex was too tight to have sex for longer than 20 minutes and I suspect crush I'm about to see is still a virgin. >tfw I've been a virgin up to 24 pretty neat year 2012

4 hours later 5007108 Anonymous
>tfw girls you are interested in are lesbians

4 hours later 5007154 Anonymous
>>5007054 It's amazing, right? So long as it's a pretty mask, people really don't care about what's underneath unless it starts bubbling through the cracks.

4 hours later 5007161 Anonymous
>tfw forced to become socially engaged and pretend like you can deal with the world >tfw you slowly die inside to be able to face the world >tfw part of you is gone and life will never be fulfilling >tfw it's still not enough >tfw it will never be enough I am avoidant turning schizoid and it is a uniquely soul-rending experience.

4 hours later 5007187 Anonymous
>>5006310 >tfw people think I have a hard time loving people >tfw I find it hard finding people worth loving 10/10 feels man, well written as well.

4 hours later 5007195 Anonymous
>>5006392 >>5006421 Same, different continent. I find myself growing tired of her though and I really don't want to hurt her feelings.

4 hours later 5007218 Anonymous
>>5007055 I think the point of that anon's feel was that he believes its evidence that he's not een friend-zonable. Why would anyone fuck him if they don't even want to talk to him.

4 hours later 5007246 Anonymous
>tfw noone wants to date an aspie girl and if they ever do it's just something they settle for

4 hours later 5007247 Anonymous
>tfw girl you are inlove with is confused with sexuality >tfw she wont have sex with you because of that and i dont mind >tfw i find out she has been fucking all these guys >tfw she told me I was the only guy she is really attracted to I am just done with life. Never again will I give any emotion to anyone.

4 hours later 5007257 eeyore
>>5007055 >that feel when it gets progressively harder to develop feelings for a woman because it never ends well

4 hours later 5007277 Anonymous
>>5005350 Ah man, this post, all my feels >tfw great, loving parents >tfw rich parents >tfw good upbringing, had access to any material goods I could think of >tfw never been happy with life

4 hours later 5007299 Anonymous
>>5007246 >boohoo I can't find a perfect alpha stud

4 hours later 5007307 Anonymous (1335356642034.jpg 160x160 3kB)
>tfw you and a girl seem really into each other when drunk, but barely talk when sober People have even asked if we're together I've let her know how i feel, but she never replied when i told her. I'm hoping to make a proper move on NYE though, assuming i see he before midnight.

4 hours later 5007318 Anonymous
>>5007277 same guy and of course I feel like a massive faggot because of all the opportunities I had, other people would kill to have just a part of my parents wealth

4 hours later 5007320 Anonymous
>tfw I just spent 3 hours talking to my ex about feels >tfw we told each other our secrets >tfw we're still not getting back together >tfw he just uses me to unload his feels, knowing full well how I feel about him

4 hours later 5007321 Anonymous
>>5007257 >tfw eeyore is the worst shitposter on the planet >tfw I'd take hundreds of JLH and Swamis over you

4 hours later 5007330 Anonymous
>tfw have fantasy of turning into girl >tfw you're not sure what it means or what you are >tfw nothing else turns you on WHY arcanine, WHY

4 hours later 5007334 Anonymous
>>5007330 I have that too, it's not that unusual

4 hours later 5007336 I am a
>>5007321 Eeyore cant help it. I wish my waifu was back but ohwell.

4 hours later 5007342 Anonymous
>545 am on a Saturday >dont work til 9 >just woke up >been sleeping since 6pm >had terrible cough yesterday >take prescription strength cough medicine (hydrocodone) >pass out until now >tfw my Friday night was spent sleeping off a cough >tfw Saturday and I still have the cough >feelsbadman

4 hours later 5007368 Anonymous
>>5005220 >>5005204 Lol. No. That really isn't even very high on the list of feels one can have. I have much more sympathy for anyone who has had heartbreak than tfw no gf.

4 hours later 5007375 Anonymous
>6 am >not sure if i should sleep because i will sleep all day >maybe do some stimulants and sleep tonight >them confused feels

4 hours later 5007387 Anonymous
>gf of sixteen months broke up with me last week >she seemed unsure once we talked about it, agreed to take a two week 'break' >I'm a fucking mess in the meantime >sleeping little, having nightmares >eating nothing >dry heaving Fuck, I don't even know to tell her if I want her back or not because the relationship was hardly perfect but being alone hurts so fucking bad.

4 hours later 5007389 Anonymous
>>5007368 better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. We of the '>tfw no gf' do not know love. sympathy plz

4 hours later 5007392 Anonymous
>tfw masturbation begins to lose its appeal >tfw you stay up late needing some kind of emotional release >tfw you never get it >tfw you finally go to bed when you can't keep your eyes open Fuck all things.

4 hours later 5007396 Anonymous
>tfw basically perfect person in society's eyes >straight A student >popular in multiple social groups >very athletic depite sitting on my ass all day >hot gf sucked my dick today while i played black ops 2 >only child of parents who both make $130k + And yet i am completely numb, i feel neither happyness nor sadness because ill be dead one day and nothing will matter

4 hours later 5007397 Anonymous
>tfw the girl you've been skyping with is going away for a couple weeks

4 hours later 5007402 Anonymous
>>5007392 >tfw want to cry because it's cathartic but cannot Crying and masturbation, I find, are similar in the feeling of release.

4 hours later 5007407 Anonymous
>>5007396 Be careful where you wave those edges.

4 hours later 5007423 Anonymous
>>5007389 A less true phrase has never been uttered. I was tfw no gf til 18. I can identify with that feel as well. Trust me, heartbreak is much worse. Tfw no gf is mostly a numb, dull, aching pain. Heartbreak is a searing, sharp pain that leaves you crippled.

4 hours later 5007437 Anonymous
>>5007389 Also, love isn't real. You think it is for five years until she tells you that she's been screwing a guy she met at your best friend's funeral for a month

4 hours later 5007459 Anonymous
>>5007423 >>5007437 If only I had the experience to agree or disagree with you. Still that sounds pretty horrible.

4 hours later 5007481 Anonymous
>>5007336 >tfw JLH is never coming back Feels so fucking bad man.

4 hours later 5007497 Anonymous
My present feels: >tfw failing uni >tfw acne returning >tfw world didn't end Heres my latest addition to the gallery: >tfw the guys at work know that I can't tie my shoes (slightly retarded) AHHH feels.....fucking feels mang.....feels....

4 hours later 5007510 Anonymous
>>5007437 >she's been screwing a guy she met at your best friend's funeral Wow.

5 hours later 5007523 I am a
>>5007481 You dont understand my feels. I was JLH's Husbando :(

5 hours later 5007526 Anonymous
>>5007497 >can't tie shoes >slightly retarded While I don't know those feels that must really suck. Who ties your shoes for you?

5 hours later 5007531 Anonymous
>>5007523 I just missed how pissed off everyone would get at her. It was a nice break from the feels.

5 hours later 5007539 Anonymous
>>5007459 Oh that barely scratches the surface of the deadly feels I possess thanks to that bitch. I don't want to launch the feels cannon at 6 am though. My day is gonna be really shitty if I do that. I'm sure I'll launch it sometime today though. Already in a shit mood because >>5007342

5 hours later 5007540 Anonymous
>>5007481 no it doesnt. really don't miss her passive aggressive comments in every fucking thread which were then followed by the same shit just under a different name salami or something

5 hours later 5007543 Anonymous
>>5005238 >tfw 1.75 GPA first semester If I didn't have a 3.6 coming in I'd've killed myself.

5 hours later 5007546 Anonymous
>>5007481 She was here yesterday or the day before

5 hours later 5007552 Anonymous
>>5007531 What happened to her? I miss the amusing fakes, that's about it.

5 hours later 5007561 Anonymous
>>5007546 The real one? >gayasdbloxshit

5 hours later 5007564 Anonymous
>>5007552 She became swami

5 hours later 5007575 Anonymous
>>5007561 I don't properly remember her trip, but it looked correct. And everyone seemed to treat her as though she was the original

5 hours later 5007583 Anonymous
>>5007575 Well it's Christmas so lots of newfags. I think her trip went hglnv with some punctuations thrown in.

5 hours later 5007586 Anonymous
>tfw second time in three days someone has actually said to you "man, i don't know how you're still single." why does this feel sting so bad?

5 hours later 5007590 Anonymous
>>5007583 That seems like what it was. Newfags don't really know bout JLH tho

5 hours later 5007595 I am a
>>5007575 Fuck just checked the archive. SHE IS BACK

5 hours later 5007596 Anonymous
>>5007396 C-can we swap? >Above average marks in High School, haven't been to college yet >Struggling to survive working two jobs >One as a cashier (which I nearly lost today) >The other as an IT technician at a High School working towards a Cert IV in IT, since it's an easy piece of paper >Drive a car from 1986 >Massive depression and anxiety issues, considering quitting job and going full NEET mode because I can't handle it >Never had a girlfriend (or boyfriend, for that matter) >Have no friends, spend my free time alone playing vidya >Earn about $30,000/year, still living with parents >Live in one of the worst places in the country >Gayfag with conservative parents Yeah... I didn't think so. Check your privilege.

5 hours later 5007612 Anonymous (1356149164010.jpg 600x600 82kB)
>>5007423 Heartbroken single anon reporting in. I confirm this statement to be highly true. It is almost 10 months since the breakup and I still think about the times of the past. I hate that about a year ago, I had mainly tfw no gf, while now I have that feel plus the pain of being heartbroken. To all the folks who think being heartbroken is better than permavirginity, then I can tell from my experience that hearbroken is much worse. Permavirgins only have a vague dream of a perfect girlfriend, while heartbroken folks have these very precise dreams about one specific girl that meant the most to them, but you can never have them back anymore. Then you stalk that girl at least few times a week on facebook, seeing how she moves on with her life, while you are stuck in the same routine, the same memories. I think the only reason why I'm still alive and not an hero yet is that I don't want to cause pain to my friends and family with my suicide.

5 hours later 5007614 Anonymous
>>5007595 I thought so... fuck.

5 hours later 5007615 JLH's Husbando
>>5007595 >>5007590 >>5007575 Guess I am back then

5 hours later 5007628 Anonymous
>>5007334 what do you do about it? please respond

5 hours later 5007639 Anonymous
>>5007612 Hey anon I'm here for you. Look on the bright side, at least you're not me >>5007539 >>5007437

5 hours later 5007641 Anonymous
>>5006018 You know, people always told me that I should be a comedian, too. I decided to become a teacher, and now I use my "skills" to make children laugh and learn. It's actually pretty cool, man.

5 hours later 5007667 Anonymous
>>5006717 >>>/b/ no one gives half a shit about quads

5 hours later 5007772 Anonymous (1356152083471.jpg 310x310 38kB)
>>5007639 True, you have it very bad, worse than me. I feel sorry for you man. Don't you have that feel sometimes as if having no girlfriend anymore has taken all the purpose and genuine happiness out of you and you are left to wither about in the world, left without a purpose to take care of someone. I repeat the same routine every day. I wake up, eat, talk with my flatmates/brother (I have a college assigned flat abroad but currently home for holidays) then go back to my computer and to sleep again. I sometimes attend to parties only find rejection or very vague interest from girls. Sometimes I wish I met a old chinese guy who would possess great wisdom, and I would really like to ask him how should I live my life, or how to be successful in pursuit of happiness. I have asked these same questions from so many people, they all tell me not to worry and move on. I really want to live by their words, but I can't bring myself to actually follow this advice. Although I pursue it all as much as I can, I don't really want a great career, money, a luxurious house or anything superficial. What I really want is to feel something real. I want to have a purpose. I want to have a cause and I want to fight for it. I want to take care of someone and provide. I want to help my community, the humankind in general.

5 hours later 5007811 Anonymous
>>5007772 You expect way to much in life. As far as women go, some guys can suppress their desire to deal with them better than others. Why that is so continues to elude me. I don't have the same strong feeling you do. It's not worth worrying about it constantly.

5 hours later 5007826 Anonymous
>tfw just shaved pussy >tfw it's really soft >tfw can't stop groping self

5 hours later 5007852 Anonymous
>>5007772 I hear you. I have a kick ass job already. Not wealthy by any stretch of the imagination, but still a cool job. Yet I feel hollow. When you've lived with someone else, shared a bed with them, ate dinner with them, and all that, doing those same things feels empty. I hold a pillow at night still to compensate for the physical weirdness of not having a female there. Sounds gay, but I can't sleep at all otherwise. I put all I had into that relationship, and she greedily encouraged me to. When it ended, I sorta just broke. I'm fighting every day not to just quit. I don't know that I can ever bring myself to love again, it seems like all my feelings of hate and rejection towards her are projected towards every woman. I wish I could offer you a word of wisdom, but the truth is I suffer more than anyone. I can sometimes hide it, and try to convince myself otherwise, but I inevitably find myself back in depression. Its like a broken record. For now, all I can do is recognize your feels and say you're not alone. And tell you to keep pushing, hope that one day it does get better. Unrelated captcha: Yahweh approves

5 hours later 5007863 Anonymous
>>5007826 Fuck you that sounds hot

6 hours later 5007893 Anonymous
>>5006018 Yeah man I know that feel. I've got a few groups of friends who invite me out to places and I always thought it was because I was the person who provided the comic relief. I now realise that I am the comic relief and that is it. I am not a person, I have no personality to these people besides being the funny guy. >tfw there is so much more to me than my humour but they will never see it

6 hours later 5007973 Anonymous
I have essentially fucked up the first 20 years of my life by fucking around and I am only now realising how bad it is. My dream in life is to become a writer but if I tried to pursue that all the weight of my responsibilities and expectations placed on myself by others would come crashing down. Instead I keep trying to do things that other people expect me to do but I know isn't for me. I know that most people say you should do what you want but the truth is I am afraid. I am afraid that I will fail, that I will disappoint my family and friends and everyone will call me a failure and I will die alone having accomplished nothing.

6 hours later 5008020 Anonymous
>>5007826 >tfw you realize your cooch feels like a scouring pad if you put off shaving for too long So fucking jelly of people who don't have much pubic hair.

6 hours later 5008021 Anonymous
Well I just spent like four hours talking to a girl. It was a 'man, we would have been great together, why did we never ask each other out?' type thing. We are both clearly in love with one another but are in committed relationships with other people. So yeah. Also just watched The Idiots, which was feeltastic.

6 hours later 5008048 Anonymous
>>5006018 holy fuck man that is all my feels > that fell where everyone has had enough of your bullshit but for some reason you just cant close your fuckin mouth

6 hours later 5008070 Anonymous
>tfw you've wrapped yourself up in irony, sarcasm, comedy, subversion, etc that you cannot say anything straight anymore >Tell a friend I am terribly depressed >'Hahahahahahhaa! Oh Anon, making your jokes again!' >I tried to overdose on sleeping pills but they weren't that sort of sleeping pill so I just got a mild stomach ache and some cotton mouth >'cotton mouth! Comedy gold!!!! Oh Anon, you crack me up!' >I tried to overdose >'HAHAHAHA!' >I wanted to die >'Oh lawdy. Dis guy!' ;_;

6 hours later 5008074 Anonymous
>>5008070 Hug me, Anon. I'll hold you tight.

6 hours later 5008094 Anonymous (y-you too.png 348x462 30kB)
>tfw you feel as if you were everybody's jester

6 hours later 5008157 Anonymous (1356152254022.jpg 460x277 59kB)
>>5007811 It is true, some people are just seem to born with it, the ability to approach women and always be successful. I really don't know what they have that I don't. My looks are alright, I am able to be social, I possess hobbies to make me interesting, I am thoughtful, but yet they have this secret ingredient, something from the genes. >>5007852 Thanks for the feels. I feel for you as well. You seem to be troubled by the same issues that constantly trouble me as well - fighting not to quit, depraved by the lack of physical proximity of females, not even in the matters of sex, but just the closeness. When I had a girlfriend, I remember how I spent almost 20 hours with her in my bed, just cuddling with her, kissing till the tongue felt sore. It sounds kinda gay but not even sex, just this cuddling with her was amazing. For a second there, I felt that everything fell into place, that I found this missing piece of the puzzle, because there was someone by my side who actually cared for me, thought of me, and it was all mutual. Right now, my life seems to be perfect for some people. I have friends, I have lots of bros and acquintances. My family cares about me. I am studing abroad in a college. I am rather financially secure. I have my food and the shelter. But yet still, everywhere I go I feel crippled and broken. Having no intimate relationships in my life submits me to insecurity and depression. I am really not one of these pathetic people who are really mean, crumpy and frowned all the time, actually I am described by friends as a really friendly and a trustworthy, talented and helpful guy, but I am really afraid that if I never find the missing piece of the puzzle, I might snap one day and turn into one of these crumpy douchebags that I highly despise.

6 hours later 5008190 Anonymous
>tfw too lazy to go outside >order a delivery meal for two everyday, 1 portion as dinner and the other split up for breakfast and lunch >tfw this shit is expensive and nearly out of money but it's so cold outside :( been inside for weeks

6 hours later 5008214 Anonymous
>>5008157 I have my good days and bad days. Every now and then I explode on people and shit like that, but I have anger issues so that doesn't help. I think the missing puzzle piece describes it perfectly. That's me to a t. I give you my feels. Us robots will continue to fight, staving off blowing our brains out for another day

7 hours later 5008352 Anonymous
Uh, hi. I just cut myself after like six years, just out of the blue. My feels right now are an extreme high mixed with a kind of guilty relief. I have wanted nothing more than to do what I did today for the longest time. I'm kind of staring down into the rabbit hole and I want nothing more than to just tumble down forever and never come back and just collapse into a solipsistic half-catatonia. But I can't, because I am too old for that shit now. I have real problems, I guess. Bills to pay. I miss my mother too, but she died the other week. I didn't even like her that much but now I miss her like I missed her when I was six. I think I am de-maturing. Those are my feels at present.

7 hours later 5008406 Anonymous
There is nothing to be or to do. All the pain was for nothing.

7 hours later 5008451 Anonymous (1355667512516.jpg 524x468 74kB)
>Been acting all my life, done courses in it >people always tease me for being a bit dim in Science and Mathematics >want to be a Voice actor / author >my mother and her atrocious boyfriend keep going on at me for not getting a job in retail >I want a job which I enjoy, not one which will react badly with my social anxiety (ironic that I love acting, right?) >my dad wants me to pursue my dreams but he is really down in his luck lately and is currently homeless >when I look at my future, I see myself dead via suicide or some other method >alcohol is working better than the anxiety medication I'm on >my best friends are at Uni and talking to them over the internet isn't helping as much, but I don't want to worry them >somehow managed to like my best friend more than a best friend and feel absolutely rotten about it because I don't want to hurt her feelings by telling her >wake up in a cold sweat most nights, I want to cry and try my hardest to let out some tears but none come out >people love my writing but I'm too nervous to try and find an illustrator >my crippling fear of death and social anxiety have caused me to start taking therapy courses >my fear of death is stopping me from killing myself, and the fact that I'd hurt my family and friends >stuck in a loop of self loathing >tfw

7 hours later 5008455 Anonymous
>>5008406 Hemingway pls pls Orwell

7 hours later 5008475 Anonymous
>>5008451 Make some videos of your shit, put them on youtube and people will ask you to voice act their fan videos. Newgrounds is a great place for it too. You'll do better than foreverpandering and Duke and Nyanners and all those faggots. You will never be better than H Jon Benjamin though, so always keep a foot in the suicide door. >We're all gonna make it

7 hours later 5008489 Anonymous
>>5008475 I have made Youtube videos, got about 500 subscribers who enjoy my work and say my voices are brilliant, which is quite frankly amazing. I'm just stuck in a bad place.

7 hours later 5008519 Anonymous
>>5008489 (I'd like to add on, that sadly no-one has asked me to be in a fan video yet, although the channel is still only a year old.) Keep on truckin'

8 hours later 5008878 Anonymous
>fat, ugly loser failure >live with parents and cry all the time >truly am a human train wreck >sister is a huge fucking bitch, but I hate myself for wanting to fuck her so much >I sneak into her room and jerk into her panties >I shove her lipstick up my ass >my sister and her friends burst out the closet and shout "BUSTED" whilst taking pictures of my hideous, naked body with my sisters panties around my head >I break down and cry >they kick me and spray peppers pray in my eyes whilst making fun of me >I have an anxiety attack and run for the door >I trip and fall into one of the girls >she slaps me and pictures were taken >they blackmail me to drive them around town whilst they whore themselves out >only 5 weeks left until I can finally buy a gun and slay myself

8 hours later 5009005 Anonymous
>tfw depressed and not doing anything about it >tfw feel too inadequate to apply for work placements ("Most of the other applicants will be better than me", etc) >tfw no-one to really talk to about my problems

8 hours later 5009064 Anonymous
>tfw you finally finish watching Lost >tfw not even sure what to feel >tfw your sister told you the ending would be even worse than "It was all just a dream" but you didn't believe her

8 hours later 5009068 Anonymous (1356564022470.jpg 310x310 27kB)
>send email to coworker/friend about work/vidya stuff >2 days go by, she doesn't reply >she likes my new fb profile pic >send same mail to her other, newer address >no reply >tfw some people make no sense

8 hours later 5009098 Anonymous
>>5009068 >with her friends >'HAHAHA, that loser who tried to talk to me has a new picture!' >'eeeewwww he's so gross, like it so I can find it later!' >'AHAHAHA HE MESSAGED ME AGAIN!' sorry, I'm very negative ;_;

8 hours later 5009122 Anonymous
>>5009068 you can't get hung up on unreturned messages, she saw it, she'll get back to you or she won't. sending them again reveals how desperate you are, can't be doing that.

8 hours later 5009135 Anonymous
>>5005151 ok my first time doing this for you op: >that feel when sitting next to the wood-burning fire >sitting with a cup of darjeeling tea >just recuperating after a heavy workout >right after the bath too >in a warm bathrobe, just looking at them flames >its reasonably dark outside, but I can still make out the outlines of trees in the distance, as well as brief snow fall >think to myself that this is the ideal time to think about profoundly vague ideas and notions >realize i feel complete, that even without a gf or friends, that i can do what i so choose, that this moment here which i am experiencing is what i live for >that feel of wonderfulness by myself i plan to repeat that tonight also

8 hours later 5009146 Anonymous
>>5008878 this is not real. unrealblox

8 hours later 5009152 Anonymous
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8 hours later 5009166 Anonymous
>tfw you read the text she sent you wich implies she wants to be with you and you know it i smile the entire day when i read these kind of messages All the feels of the world, good or bad. also >tfw i have been awake for 21 hours because i just found out what game of thrones was so i instantly watched season 1 and 2 simultaneously

8 hours later 5009173 Anonymous (22e.png 200x200 19kB)
>>5009098 we're actually pretty good friends. also the picture is a self caricature. >>5009122 i just asked her a question about a game we were talking about last week, and reminded her that she wanted to meet up with me to discuss some work related stuff, so we could do that this week. it's not that difficult. also, i sent the mail again but to her new address, asking her whether she stopped using the old one. she hasn't used it with me in a while. She isn't even my crush, just a friend from work.

8 hours later 5009179 Anonymous
>that feel when you know a girl >romantic interest is there but you know it has no chances of success >you went to high school with her >during this summer holidays something goes very wrong >she won't even talk to you on facebook, she hates you >you have no idea why >you still like her, you don't want to leave the thing as it is what do that fucking feel.

8 hours later 5009244 Anonymous
>tfw i always get ignored irl >tfw i post alot on 4chan, but rarely get a response, i even get ignored on 4chan, i dont know what it is, it always happens, everywhere i go

8 hours later 5009275 Anonymous
>tfw used to be real fat >tfw half decent body now >tfw clever, witty and creative >tfw every time my name comes up in wed bed and dead, girls say they'd marry me everyone fucking plays that game at my highschool now for some bad feels >tfw never had a gf >tfw kissed 2 girls but one was drunk while I wasnt, and the other was a whore >tfw I even make romantic moves on a girl once in a while >tfw they all just want to be friends >tfw find a girl whos pretty much a girl version of me, she likes all the same shit that I do, shes into femdom, she has an incredibly high sex drive, and she thinks I'm sexy and appreciates all my good traits >tfw shes a fattty >tfw not attracted to fatties maybe im just s fucking whinging normalfag and I should just get with this girl and take her to the gym or something... it just bothers me that shes had sex with like 3 guys and I want to lose my virginity to another virgin

8 hours later 5009282 Anonymous
>>5009244 i am acquainted with that feel. do you ever kill threads just by posting in them?

8 hours later 5009283 Anonymous
>>5009244 I thought id reply to you just so you dont get ignored

9 hours later 5009318 Anonymous
>>5009282 i always do that i'm serious anon, are you me? often i see a thread related to my interests, so i respond, or sometimes reply to someone, 2minutes later i come back, i still see my post as the last post, 5 minutes later the same, until it's 404'd ..... i've even gone as far as checking my internet connection... ;_;

9 hours later 5009334 Anonymous (angry feel.jpg 400x400 37kB)
tfw your brain turns on you, and you're yelling at your girlfriend for no real reason

9 hours later 5009390 Anonymous
>>5006272 Jesus Christ I feel you. I used to write stories and draw comics, but if it's was not humorous no one would even think of reading it or giving constructive comments. "Write something funny anon!" "Draw a comic about life!" (in humorous way) "You should totally sing a song about this, it would be super funny." sigh, I don't even try it, it just happens, I actually like it when people laugh, but It's horrible when you try something serious. >tfw you will never write a fantasy novel that will be appreciated for it's well thought world because everyone will be expecting a punchline. I resorted to write fanfiction, I can give the pace I want in my stories and that's good for practice, once in a while comes a constructive comment which I really appreciate

9 hours later 5009405 Anonymous
>>5009334 dude i know this fucking feel >tfw with gf iceskating in winter >some people ask us where we go to college >she goes to a different one so i mock her and tell the people that she is stupid, playfully though i said it >she backhand smacks me, playfully, on the cheeck >i push her against the railing, push her again, and look her angry in the eyes.. :/ ? >Tfw i will never know why also tfw she comes back 2 weeks later to say sorry, i dont deserve this

9 hours later 5009423 Anonymous
>have a day off! >'OH BOY!' >have a nightmare >entire day is ruined ._.

9 hours later 5009486 Anonymous (1271418657344.jpg 640x480 102kB)
>tfw the weight is off my shoulders >tfw you can see colors again >tfw you can breath again >tfw you gave her a closure Feels good man

9 hours later 5009502 Anonymous
TFW you want to go to an expo early for all the good deals, Tfw dad wakes up around noon and takes an hour and a half to get ready. "well son I don't know why you dragged me all the way out here there is noting here"

9 hours later 5009548 Anonymous
>tfw moving to Florida in two days. >tfw you have to rebuild your social circle, for the fourth time >tfw because you've had the opportunity social interaction and making friends is much easier >tfw I'm no longer that 'annoying weird kid' Not sure if some of my social issues are contributed from possible ass burgers, or they're all from my ADD and seeming inability to relax early in the day.

9 hours later 5009572 Anonymous
>tfw people show interest in you after 20 years without >tfw someone kissed you randomly >tfw someone else keeps calling you sexy >tfw wanting that for so long, but feeling absolutely nothing, not even horny I guess I'm gay

9 hours later 5009594 Anonymous
>>5005615 i know that feel too well anon. >tfw I did a couple of presentations >it actually turns out great and people laugh all the time >tfw I don't like writing material >tfw my humour is just robotic social critic I seriously talk about with some humour here and there >tfw you just prefer to make laugh your group of friends

9 hours later 5009651 Anonymous
>>5005307 Oh god, I know this one oh too well.

9 hours later 5009678 Anonymous
>tfw stuck behind the biggest decision of my life yet >tfw have to decide between mom or dad Fuck.

10 hours later 5009732 Anonymous
>tfw vacuumed 2 years worth of spaghetti

10 hours later 5009832 Anonymous
>tfw might have missed a shot with a pretty hot girl >tfw trying to decide where to go to college >tfw I'm not living up to my own expectations in terms of my art (I play lead trumpet in a jazz band and a concert band) >tfw I just want to get out of this town >>5006018 Oh man. That second to last paragraph hit me hard. I've struggled for a long time to understand that I'm not a complete piece of shit and that it's actually possible for girls to be attracted to me. It...really sucks. I've always been pretty good at shit without really trying too hard, so being above average just feels like being mediocre to me. It's hard to realize that I'm actually doing everything really well compared to the rest of the people around me when I don't feel like I'm excelling by my standards.

10 hours later 5009859 Anonymous
>>5007073 I know that feel too well. bloxxandstuff

10 hours later 5009943 Anonymous
>>5008489 >>5008519 DietRedThunder1 perhaps?

10 hours later 5009963 Anonymous
>>5009244 >tfw when you're the thread killer

10 hours later 5009982 Anonymous
>that feel when I'm so bad at talking with women that I wouldn't know how to charm one >That feel when numerous chances have failed because I never did the right thing >That feel when at my age it's hard to learn the basics

11 hours later 5010315 Anonymous
>tfw no fucking gf bro.

11 hours later 5010324 Anonymous
Oh look, it's this ridiculous thread again, where we try to justify everything with a yardarm of bullshit. >be 5'4" >dress like a hobo, buy my clothes from walmart and target >have a beard that looks like a dead cat was nailed to my face, haven't shaved it in a year >have a lumpy head and scars on my face >haven't cut my hair since 2005 >have a 5 inch cut penis >be chubby enough so that when I look down, I can't see my penis without leaning forward >have only five friends on my facebook >have a beautiful half-japanese girlfriend that I'm marrying next year >have a respectable job and i work with people i get along with >I know all that "tall" shit, circumcised shit, fat shit, fit shit, alpha/ beta bullshit- all of that is just fucking retarded bullshit smokescreen excuses to hide the fact that you're really just a bunch of terrible fucking people, and that even though you hate girls, you hate guys, you hate this, that, and the other, you really just hate yourselves most of all. >There are no classifications of "beta" and "alpha" in real life. This is just bullshit that's been crafted by intellectually lazy people that get off on cultural slumming. >There are times when I am passive, there are times when i am active. there are times when I submit, there are times when I dominate. Sometimes I lead, sometimes I follow- just like the rest of everyone else. >the only difference between you fucks and myself is that I love and accept who I am unconditionally. >come on /r9k/ >see threads like this >LOL MOST HEARTILY Oh, I'm sorry, were you saying something?

11 hours later 5010342 Anonymous
>go through period of wanting a gf >that part of me dies again >still talking to those girls as remnants I want to be in hermit mode again.

11 hours later 5010353 Anonymous
>>5010324 How does the robot not block this already?

11 hours later 5010387 Anonymous (thatfuckingfeel.jpg 196x160 6kB)
>that fucking feel when at a social gathering. >shit, that feel alone. >at some point everyone goes quiet and everyone looks at each other and smirks. >You see this, a mini panic attack is growing inside you >You sense it has something to do with you >Turn red as fuck, bead of sweat zips down your asscrack. muh feels.

11 hours later 5010392 Anonymous
>tfw someone comments on a youtube video that I happen to be in, although it's from when my brother was on t.v "that guy is so damn ugly"

11 hours later 5010418 Anonymous (1355754631791.jpg 300x360 56kB)
>tfw going to be alone on New Year's Eve >tfw always alone I'm so close to suicide guys. It's frightening me how close I am to just jumping off of my balcony.

11 hours later 5010451 Anonymous
>tfw you have a headache early in the day and everything you do involves looking at a screen and that makes it feel worse.

11 hours later 5010455 Anonymous
>>5010418 hang in there bro, you're not alone.

11 hours later 5010469 Anonymous
>tfw trying to get over someone you've never even met

11 hours later 5010508 Anonymous
I can't decide if I should regret not establishing more friends after high school. Seems like my current job isn't the best place to make friends, either. Going into the Navy in a few months, so I guess I shouldn't care since I'd technically never really see those friends again, but I don't want to be a loner there, either.

11 hours later 5010512 Anonymous (10929305_gal.jpg 461x380 24kB)
I don't desire a girlfriend per-se, I'm very happy with my current life and I don't really feel lonely at all. But when I fall for a girl, I fall for her hard. It's like, I don't want a girl until I see a particular one (more than looks; 50% of my attraction is their personality) and start going "Who's that? I want that. I want that one" I feel weird, a good buddy of mine is always crying on how "I'll never get a GF ;_;" and "I'm lonely" so I always wonder if my feels are normal? Anyway, fallen for a bartender, she's awesome but I don't think she likes me back (or at all). We text moderately often and we're gonna hang out and play some games next weekend but there's still doubt in my mind. I wish she would make it clear (she talked to my friend and immediately made it clear he was just a friend), but I guess I haven't asked her either. I'll probably spill my cards soon, hope it goes okay

11 hours later 5010524 Anonymous
>>5010418 I am too will be alone in bed on NYE. The worst part is that I have a girlfriend who is going to a friend's party but, for whatever reason, doesn't want me to come with her. She says she loves me but, when we aren't together, she treats me with cold indifference. We're college students and it's the Christmas holiday, yet I haven't seen her in a week; I'd actually prefer it to be term time so we can actually spend some time together. I can't handle these feels, the stillness and emptiness of being completely alone is probably preferable.

11 hours later 5010531 Anonymous
>>5010418 i've also thought about suicide, but i decided against it. and several years later im happy that i didn't suicide even though im still a friendless forever alone virgin.

11 hours later 5010564 Anonymous (1356769710803.jpg 794x767 797kB)
>>5005151 Dat feel of everything

12 hours later 5010760 Anonymous
>>5010455 >hang in there >hang Heh, I see what you did there

12 hours later 5010864 Anonymous (i+ve+known+that+feel+before+but+it+stopped+once+my+_807f4919c057a26f9e3f52919e0b042d.jpg 418x410 23kB)
tfw no gamer gf tfw 19 year old virgin tfw always get opportunities to get laid but don't know what to do or how to act on them tfw engineering student with ok grades tfw perfectionist and never satisfied with what i do

12 hours later 5010910 Anonymous
>>5005271 how was the sex.. do tell

12 hours later 5010920 Anonymous
>>5005391 no shame bro.. no shame .. i had that done to me.. still cant get over it

12 hours later 5010981 Anonymous
Boredom. Im on break from Uni (Lincoln,England) for christmas which has been intensley boring since I only know 3 people who still live close to me and where I lived for 18 years doesnt feel like home, the small flat with a busted door and where I eat horrible food is which is wierd. No GF but I dont mind, one of my friends is going through a tonne of shit with his GF and has been blowing me and my friends off ALL THE TIME for like 2 months so thats put me off getting one, I wouldnt even see him, he would just ask me to sign him in for lectures via text because he was too depressed, and he ended up not handing in 3 essays, and for every day late you loose 10% of your marks, and each is about a month late so those are solid fails, if he ever submits them so he has fucked him self over because he has been in full self-pity mode and still blows all of his friends off. Luckly Ive made tonne of friends, in 3 months my social circle moved from 5 people to 30, and I actually feel confident. I just want to go back to Uni,I know people there, I have structure Im even DM'ing Call of Cthulu in the gaming society when I head back, home is just so dull right now, nothing happens in my backwater just outside Manchester.

12 hours later 5011119 Gentle
>>5005151 >that feel when self-loathing caused by procrastinating consumes my heart every night >that feel when I'm wasting away my talents >that good feel when gf gives you a note with all the little things she likes about you these three feels occupied me until this >that feel when close friend is failing her master degree because her parents decided to be cunts and not give her a room to work in during Christmas and she jokingly tells you that she might as well an hero

12 hours later 5011120 Anonymous
>>5006018 it's even worse when you're the 'sage' of the group... >everyone automatically assumes you are stable 24/7 365 >"you have problems anon? like no way" >completely hide my feelings and emotions because nobody would believe I had them anyway >forced to stomach fixing everyone else's problems while my life crumbles around me >mental health dipping dangerously into the red zone >another suicide attempt soon

12 hours later 5011376 Anonymous
>tfw gf >tfw not in love >tfw I have to breakup with her >tfw not knowing how to do it without dragging it out or being an ass This is so hard since I don't have a concrete reason to leave her. In the past there always was a trigger but this girl is actually really nice, I'm just not feeling "it" (whatever the fuck that is).

13 hours later 5011413 Anonymous
>"omg anon you're so smart" >"haha aww" >"wow anon, you're really smart" >"really, it's nothing..." >"damn anon, you're like a genius or something" >"ahh, I'm really not" >"anon is fucking smart, man" >"I'm not that smart" >"hey check out professor anon" >"I'm not that smart, dude" >"you're going to do big things, anon" >"I'm not that smart..." >"you're going to make us all proud, anon" >"I'm not that smart..." >"you were always the smart one, anon" >furious tears >"I'm not that smart. you're just stupid."

13 hours later 5011439 Anonymous
>>5007299 haha bitter fag

13 hours later 5011497 Anonymous (131929779764.gif 633x758 13kB)
>Go to party with girl I like >she has told me she likes me and wants to be with me >we both start to drink at the party >about 1 beer in she asks me to go out with her >say yes >we both get shitfaced and fall asleep on a spare bed and spoon all night >wake up in the morning >we both leave the party separately >texts me "Hey Boyfriend" >I text back saying that I'm relieved she still wants to be my boyfriend and it wasn't just drunk talk >she responds "oh you actually wanna go out..." I don't even know how to feel... I've crushed on her for almost 5 years and it all led to this...

13 hours later 5011515 Anonymous
>>5011413 All my feels. All of them.

13 hours later 5011600 Anonymous (feel window.jpg 400x600 61kB)
>>5006186 >idk no one asked me

13 hours later 5011601 Anonymous
>>5011413 Fucking saved. Seriously dude, I'm going to use this for something. Tell me your name

13 hours later 5011757 nux
>22 >Male >Horny but do not wanna jack off >Allergic to own smell of cum BADLY Bloodshot eyes Focus goes in and out Sneezing Coughing Nose running Light head/headache Throat gets red/sore no energy locked jaw

13 hours later 5011798 Anonymous
>tfw insomnia is just getting worse and worse >tfw no matter how early I go to bed, it takes me fucking hours to fall asleep >tfw always feel like a sluggish sack of shit throughout the day >tfw people ask me if I am a heroin addict If you don't have insomnia, count yourself fucking lucky. It's just the worse thing ever.

13 hours later 5011814 Anonymous
>tfw turning gay It's all Jesse Starrs fault....his round little femboy ass just threw me off the rails.

13 hours later 5011864 Anonymous
I'm 6 months shy of turning 20 and I don't have a job, I've never had a job.

13 hours later 5011900 Anonymous (1356808626783.jpg 500x338 45kB)
> tfw gf told u she had a guy with bigger dick than u > tfw she says she swallowed every guy's cum > tfw your hate her because she slept with other guys > tfw you are obsessed with her I never thought having a gf was worse than being forever alone and tfw no gf. Never thought. It's feels fucking hard to handle. Knowing u have a dick smalled than a past lover is painful, really painful.

13 hours later 5011939 Anonymous
>>5011814 >tfw fucking guy even cuter than his fetal alcohol looking syndrome self

13 hours later 5011968 Anonymous (th.jpg 149x135 4kB)
>>5011864 Where's your motivation?

13 hours later 5011969 Anonymous
>>5011900 Tfw hate the person you're supposed to love, and the only reason you stay is your own selfish fear of being utterly alone. I didn't ask for this

13 hours later 5012008 Anonymous (lazy.png 493x402 34kB)
>>5011968 I don't know. I fear that I'm eventually going to become completely unemployable at this rate.

14 hours later 5012074 Anonymous
>>5011900 >I never thought having a gf was worse than being forever alone and tfw no gf. Never thought. Haha, I think every "tfw no gf" anon should read this and learn the truth. My current girlfriend, whom I've fallen in love with (big mistake) is an everlasting source of torment to me and the stillness and emptiness I endured when I was alone was far preferable to the violent emotions and crippling doubt I now have to suffer from.

14 hours later 5012112 Anonymous
>>5011969 Its me u responded. Yes. Exactly. I'm affraid of the abstinence feeling of having someone. Jealous she will fuck another guy the other day. I just dont want to face the feel of losing her, i don't really like her, i hater for being a whore and telling me that she had a guy with bigger dick.

14 hours later 5012127 Anonymous
>>5012074 True. I'm the guy u responded. God i prefer to be alone again but cant face the hardship and mental pain of leaving her. It's horrible dealing with women, they say things tha make u feel like incredible shit This feel is... a monster.

14 hours later 5012467 Anonymous
>sexy girlfriend >she has a baby on route >we are in love > fucking SEXY x sees me at bar with girlfriend (gf wasn't drinking alcohol) >tell her about baby and possible engagement, catch up on things >gets in my ear and tells me she wants to fuck me >leave conversation >she texts me pictures of her with erotic message >tell girlfriend about whole incident >feel better >still kinda thinking sexy x despite loving gf WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY HEAD?!

14 hours later 5012567 Anonymous
>>5012467 just part of being a man, your guilt in the matter tells of you being a good man. hope your ex dies in a fire though, fucking sluts.

14 hours later 5012593 Anonymous
>tfw don't know why still in college >tfw too weak to drop out or even change major >tfw no future

15 hours later 5012835 Anonymous (rdtfyguh.jpg 334x376 13kB)
>tfw you're not your best friends' best friend >tfw they moved really far for college and you'll see each other again in a year or so >tfw lonely as fuck >tfw no bf >tfw should've studied more over the christmas break these are not good feels

16 hours later 5013647 Anonymous
>>5012112 I know, it's weird hating the person you fell in love with for doing some fucked up shit. In my case it was worse than just being with a big dicked guy... I get really fucking angry about it and lash out but then cry and beg for them back. And when we make up I'm still angry. Why do all people except me seem to do such fuckedup shit and blow it off as their past. No fuck you, you chose to do this.

16 hours later 5013713 Anonymous
On holiday with my mom and brother. I live alone and see my family infrequently, so this is a way for us to spend time together. I've never felt comfortable telling my mother I'm a smoker, so I've been unable to smoke at all this week. I actually feel good about this. I think I may be ready to quit for ever.

16 hours later 5013801 Anonymous
>tfw finally i thought i was ready to go out on a saturday night >tfw feeling good until i get to the party place, stress out >tfw leaving 20 minutes after we got there and payed 15$

16 hours later 5013862 Anonymous (drive feel car.jpg 197x255 6kB)
>>5006018 >>tfw no 'self' because you adopt and mimic the personality traits of whoever you're hanging out with

16 hours later 5013899 Anonymous
>>5005151 >tfw have been in love with best female frind fo a year >tfw finaly made out with her a week ago >tfw she has a boyftind who treats her like shit >tfw yesterday i asked her to dump him and become mi gf >tfw she said that she would make me misarable and refused >tfw she with him rigth now and they are probably fucking >tfw got high to forget about it but still sad as fuck feel bad man

16 hours later 5013946 mystery.jpg
Let me tell you about some fucking feels you asshats. ;_; >posted awesome thread last night where I talked about feels and drew out a story of my amazing adventures with /r9k/ that should be critically acclaimed >was feeling really depresse but managed to cheer up and smile for a little because it was a nice thread >go to bed at 6 am because I'm feeling depressed and barely alive >wake up >try posting in a thread right now, the one about a manlet who wants shoe advice, I am good at shoes >banned for three days for posting ANOYMOUSLY in a thread on /cgl/ about scammers because the mod over there is a psychotic nazi who apparently bans anyone that posts on those threads >one of my only times on /cgl/ TEARS COME TO MY EYES >was going to spend NYE on /r9k/ >tfw now I am going to spend NYE completely and totally alone >don't even have 4chan anymore ;_; That /cgl/ mod/janitor is a fucking prick who had no idea how little of a life I have and how many issues I have and how I needed /r9k/ because I always have the worst time during the holidays.

16 hours later 5014021 Anonymous
>>5011413 Here is a solution. They think you are smart because you use longer and more confusing words that people don't use on a daily basis. Try changing 'contention' to 'you don't agree with [point]'. Try to sound simple.

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