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2012-12-29 07:34 5004736 Anonymous (stop.jpg 851x564 366kB)
>Do you have a driver's license? >Do you have steady income? >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? >Do you have free time? >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? >Do you exercise regularly? >Do you have confidence in yourself? If you answered "no" to any of these questions, why are you going after a girlfriend? You should be your top priority. If your life isn't in order, do you really think you should trying to be romantically involved with someone else's? Without these things in order, you are likely to fail. Get these things in check, and you won't even need a girlfriend, but you'll be able to get one anyways.

1 min later 5004751 Anonymous
Why not? I don't see the connection, also someone's support can help me achieve things easier.

3 min later 5004769 Anonymous
I. One does not need all of those to get a girlfriend, as one might suppose you imply is the case. II. Indeed, one should find peace within themselves before seeking out another with whom they'll need to repeat the process.

6 min later 5004802 Anonymous
>>5004751 You just think that cuz you're lazy. The best motivation is that from within.

8 min later 5004830 Anonymous
>>5004802 >high quality argument I'll just let the thread die.

8 min later 5004831 Anonymous
>>5004736 you forgot one OP: >not being ugly

12 min later 5004876 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? yes >Do you have steady income? nope >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? sorta >Do you have free time? too much for my own good >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? yep. >Do you exercise regularly? nope. >Do you have confidence in yourself? yeah. >why are you going after a girlfriend? Who said I was? Lay off the baseless assumptions.

16 min later 5004922 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes >Do you have steady income? Yes >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Not really >Do you have free time? Spend it on here or drawing >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Vidya/drawing/walking >Do you exercise regularly? No >Do you have confidence in yourself? No >why are you going after a girlfriend? Because maybe having at least one person show a little interest in me might give me the confidence boost I need. Dick.

19 min later 5004954 Anonymous
>>5004736 As long as you have the last one, you can probably get a girlfriend of some sort. Although the rest of them would probably help a lot too.

25 min later 5005008 Anonymous (1356666048157.gif 320x180 1359kB)
>nope >nope >yep >yep >yep >nope >yep Already got a girlfriend OP. She's absolutely stunning but she's also a fucking insane lolita and refuses to have sex until she's absolutely sure we'll be together forever. Worth it.

26 min later 5005028 Anonymous
>>5005008 Wh- ... What? Sorry man, you're never having sex.

27 min later 5005048 Anonymous
>>5004736 >no >no >no >all day erry day >no and no school either >no >no Are you saying that girls aren't attracted to people like me?

28 min later 5005061 Anonymous
>Yes >No >No >No >Too much >Yes >Yes >No I am already my top priority. I realize a girlfriend/boyfriend won't solve any of my problems.

31 min later 5005104 Anonymous
>>5005008 inb4 some butthurt misogynist >implies that she's already off fucking someone else

33 min later 5005115 Anonymous
>>5005104 >implying that she doesn't have a penis

33 min later 5005123 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? No (I enjoy walking and am fine with a bus/cab) >Do you have steady income? No >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? No >Do you have free time? Yes >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Kinda >Do you exercise regularly? No >Do you have confidence in yourself? No

34 min later 5005131 Anonymous
>>5005115 She is a penis. He is dating a penis disguised as a girl.

36 min later 5005158 Anonymous
>>5004736 >>Do you have a driver's license? Yes >>Do you have steady income? Student loans and grants count? >>Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Yeah, but I don't much care for friends. I have them, and I "hang out" with them for lack of a better expression, but I'm perfectly content spending time with my girlfriend instead. >>Do you have free time? I do now, but I am not using it wisely. When the semester starts, I'll be fucked. >>Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Mostly things I do in my own house: guitar, coding, reading, and vidya maybe once a week >>Do you exercise regularly? Sure do. >>Do you have confidence in yourself? I know that everybody on the internet is a genius, so I'm sure nobody will believe me, but I am well above average in most aspects of my life, and find no reason to doubt myself.

38 min later 5005176 Anonymous
>>5005115 >>5005131 >implying it's not a penis shaped waifu pillow that he won't tear a hole in and fuck because it would ruin the value

39 min later 5005188 Anonymous
>>5005176 >implying he didn't murder some girl and stuff her with pillows

42 min later 5005229 Anonymous
yes to all, I'm just ugly

46 min later 5005269 Anonymous
>>5005188 >implying he doesn't have a basement full of dead traps he's stuffed with pillows and turned into puppets

47 min later 5005280 Anonymous
>>5004751 >someone's support can help me achieve things easier. your lack of independence is showing.

49 min later 5005293 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? No, no need for one but planning to look into getting one soon anyways. >Do you have steady income? Yes and no, I get what money I need from parents to support me being a full-time student. >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? One full group and three partial ones. >Do you have free time? In excess. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Several >Do you exercise regularly? Starting on that now. >Do you have confidence in yourself? Loads

51 min later 5005322 Anonymous
>yes >nope >Eh >lots of it >yep >try to >eh What on earth makes you think I'm going after a girl? Nigger I'm passivly waiting on something while pursiting an education in welding.

1 hours later 5006065 Anonymous
yes no, I'm a student barely, I have a few close friends but not a social circle/group yes yes no no And yes, I agree. There's no point in looking for a gf if your own life is not in order.

2 hours later 5006175 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes. >Do you have steady income? A very small one. >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? A very very small one. >Do you have free time? Tons. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Several, but not very social ones. >Do you exercise regularly? Of course. >Do you have confidence in yourself? Not enough.

2 hours later 5006266 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? No [spoiler...]I have a phobia of driving, b-but I'm slowly getting over it.[/spoiler] >Do you have steady income? Yes >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Barely >Do you have free time? Some >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Half a dozen or so >Do you exercise regularly? Yep >Do you have confidence in yourself? Not really >Why are you going after a girlfriend? I'm a straight female , so I'm not.

2 hours later 5006275 Anonymous
>>5006266 ...I-I can spoiler correctly. ;_;

2 hours later 5006296 Anonymous
I CAN'T GET A FUCKING DRIVERS LICENSE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE FUCKING LEGS YOU CUNT.

2 hours later 5006305 Anonymous
The confidence one shouldn't be there. All the others can be controlled directly by yourself, but you can have all that shit and more done and still have no confidence.

2 hours later 5006322 Anonymous (yousuchasuperlady.jpg 456x258 9kB)
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes >Do you have steady income? Yes >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? I guess, I have a group of people I never see or contact who people would say are my friends but I spend a lot of time on my own >Do you have free time? Yes, but I waste it. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Yes >Do you exercise regularly? Yes but I've slacked off last two weeks, always do around Christmas >Do you have confidence in yourself? Not particularly >why are you going after a girlfriend? I'm not, I'd just like one because I'm so lonely

2 hours later 5006323 Anonymous
I got a permit like 4 years ago and never bothered getting a full licence. I wouldn't be driving anyways. No. No. Yes. Yes. No. No,

2 hours later 5006326 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes. >Do you have steady income? No, but I'm working on it. Places don't like to hire me during Christmas time, apparently. >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Yes, although I mainly stick to hanging out with my three loser friends. The wider social group seems to like it when I hang out with them, though. >Do you have free time? Too much. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Video games. Not the most attractive thing to chicks, obviously, but I fucking love playing video games and talking about them - every single aspect of them. >Do you exercise regularly? Once I have a job and can afford a gym membership, yes. I'd be jogging but it's hot as hell, and I'm not sleeping well at the moment, so early morning runs don't work. >Do you have confidence in yourself? I probably should, but I don't.

2 hours later 5006339 Anonymous (1967.jpg 800x514 198kB)
no no kinda no yes yes kinda and on top of that I'm high-functioning autistic and despite that I manage to have a qr3.14gf. Maybe if you all tried actually being nice instead of inserting-coins-expecting-sex, and not being so goddamn hateful and judgemental, you could too. Women aren't mystical creatures, they're just people. People that you can fuck. Of note: I never ever "tried for a gf" I just talked to women and sometimes things just kind of happen.

2 hours later 5006341 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? yes >Do you have steady income? no >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? no >Do you have free time? yes >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? no (no school either) >Do you exercise regularly? yes >Do you have confidence in yourself? somethings >If you answered "no" to any of these questions, why are you going after a girlfriend? I'm not

2 hours later 5006355 Anonymous
>>5006339 Fuck you. Seriously, just fuck you. What the fuck do you think you're even trying to prove, claiming you're autistic and unemployed and you still have a girlfriend? We know you're lying, you're an asshole of the highest caliber out to make us feel bad, and we're not buying it.

2 hours later 5006357 Anonymous
>>5006355 That attitude is exactly the reason you're a virgin and I'm not.

4 hours later 5007214 Anonymous
>>5006326 Start Jogging = Sleeping better.

5 hours later 5007251 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? 26 lessons in out of 28 mandatory lessons, my next lesson is on monday >Do you have steady income? yeah, I'm a prof. assistant at my uni, but the pay is shit, and it's 2 hours a week. still steady though. >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? I've got 3 good friends, and like 8 acquaintances >Do you have free time? >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? >Do you exercise regularly? fuck no. skinnyfat leaning towards just skinny >Do you have confidence in yourself? yeah >thinking you need everything on this list to be a proper person I shiggy diggy doo

5 hours later 5007264 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? yes >Do you have steady income? yes >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? sorta >Do you have free time? not a lot >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? I'm not at school. >Do you exercise regularly? no >Do you have confidence in yourself? no >why are you going after a girlfriend? I've got a girlfriend already. We've been together for 2 years but here is why I'm not a normal fag: I hate her, and secondly I have no friends whatsoever.

5 hours later 5007297 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes. >Do you have steady income? $400 a month isn't a lot, but it's steady. Looking for a second job. >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? I have maybe 2 friends. >Do you have free time? So much. I usually spend it reading and learning. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? see above >Do you exercise regularly? Nope. 130 lbs beginning of this month. >Do you have confidence in yourself? It varies from day to day. >21 years old >have girlfriend

5 hours later 5007363 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? yes >Do you have steady income? Yes, and then some. >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Nope. Fuck friends. >Do you have free time? Uh huh. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Yes. >Do you exercise regularly? Yep >Do you have confidence in yourself? More than enough. I answered no to one. I seek a gf because I'd like one person to be intimately involved with. I don't care for friends, unfortunately that's been the sticking point for all of my relationships. >tfw gf wants to meet your friends

5 hours later 5007468 Anonymous (1356149703857.jpg 320x316 51kB)
>Do you have a driver's license? I passed the driving school, but failed the exam for license and rain check is too expensive >Do you have steady income? I am working on it >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? I have couple of loyal friends, several friendly bros and a rather large bunch of acquintances I get along with >Do you have free time? Actually, I have even more free time than I would wish to have >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? I like drawing (I used to go to art school for few years and made legit paintings/drawings regularly out of still life or models), I am good at photoshop, illustrator, flash and after effects, also sony vegas, FL Studio, and a little bit of Dreamweaver. From amongst more nerdy hobbies, I have keen interest in history, popular science, computer games and movies. I also like to hang out with my friends every once in a while or get hammered with my flatmates. >Do you exercise regularly? Used to, but noticed no gains and stopped. >Do you have confidence in yourself? Short answer, no. I can only feel confident when I can feel a surge of energy and inspiration from doing something that seems to be in favour of the others. For some reason, it always makes me miserable when I have to do something just for myself, for the benefit of myself only, but I feel content with myself as soon as I feel that what I am doing is beneficial to others and they genuinely respect my contribution in a proper way. I am one of those people that feel like not being in midst of the events, but rather as an observer of these events and passing them on to the crowds. I love to talk in general terms of things, to compare the patterns and bring out the nature, that's the main reason why people find me uninteresting at times. People don't want to go in depth, but settle for the vague opinions strictly relevant to them.

5 hours later 5007500 Anonymous
Here's the checklist if you happen to have a vagina: >Apply makeup >Don't be fat We call this equality

5 hours later 5007545 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? yes >Do you have steady income? sort of i do seasonal work >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? yeah but they kinda spread over two citys >Do you have free time? yes >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? left school this year >Do you exercise regularly? Daily my job requires i maintain a highish level of fitness >Do you have confidence in yourself? Kinda i guess

5 hours later 5007573 Anonymous
>>5007500 yeah but you also have to be a woman

5 hours later 5007598 Anonymous
Yes. Yes. Not really. Barely, my job is a pain in the ass. Yes, but I doubt chicks are getting wet about me building Gundam models or paper punching at the shooting range. There are others but those are my most fun hobbies. I've started recently, so I'll just say no. It fluctuates pretty hard for almost any reason. I'm not actively seeking a new girlfriend lol.

5 hours later 5007690 Anonymous
>Driver's license Yup. >Steady income Uh-uh >Social circle/group of friends Some good friends, a lifelong bro, a couple of incredibly close friends and a slew of acquaintances I don't mind occasionally spending time with >Free time More than I'd like, honestly >Hobbies Piano and writing >Exercise Not regularly, no. Hoping to change that habit. >Confidence A healthy amount Coincidentally, I also think OP is full of shit. Like what the fuck does having a driver's license have to do with getting a girlfriend? Sure, if you're an Amerifat or live somewhere with shitty public transportation, you might need one to get around but I barely ever need my driver's license despite having access to a car. The reason I feel comfortable looking for a partner despite not fitting all of these arbitrary criteria is that I don't expect any potential girlfriend to be perfect either.

6 hours later 5007737 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? No >Do you have steady income? No >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? I don't think I do anymore. I haven't spoken to any of them for the longest time >Do you have free time? Yes. Considering I don't have a job >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? >Do you exercise regularly? >Do you have confidence in yourself? No

6 hours later 5007754 Anonymous
>no >kinda >no >yes, when I'm not working >vidya >no >no >tfw no gf

6 hours later 5007812 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes >Do you have steady income? Yes >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Yes >Do you have free time? Too much >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Yes >Do you exercise regularly? No >Do you have confidence in yourself? Yes I have a girlfriend and its awful

6 hours later 5007823 Anonymous
>>5004736 >duuuuh men need to be fucking perfect to deserve my fucking cunt OP confirmed for landwhale

6 hours later 5007824 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? yes >Do you have steady income? yes >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? yes >Do you have free time? yes >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? yes >Do you exercise regularly? yes >Do you have confidence in yourself? yes damn im pretty good

6 hours later 5007832 Anonymous
Got a question, in this modern world, why do I need to have all this shit in order to even think about finding a gf, while she can be next to a homeless bum and still have a guy fall into her lap?

6 hours later 5007864 Anonymous
>>5004736 >Do you have a driver's license? No >Do you have steady income? No >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? No >Do you have free time? Yes >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Yes >Do you exercise regularly? Yes (excluding the past few weeks) >Do you have confidence in yourself? No MFW I am not looking for a Jeff.

6 hours later 5007876 Anonymous
>>5007864 UPDATE FOR CAVEMAN >Do you lead the hunting group? >Do you bring a lot of food back to the village? >Do you increase the efficiency of the tribe (thereby inducing free time)? >Do you have any skills other than hunting? >Do you deadlift and squat 300-pound boulders? >Are you the alpha male? >Are you the Chief's son?

6 hours later 5007878 Anonymous
>>5007832 Because you're an undesirable beta faggot. You don't need all this shit OP posted but you need to not be a whiny little cunt who thinks the world is so unfair because you're not getting laid.

6 hours later 5007897 Anonymous
>>5007878 fok u faget i can fok u and ur pencils down to carbon u shithed

6 hours later 5007902 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Nope >Do you have steady income? Yes >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Yes, even though right now most of them are spread over Europe for semesters abroad >Do you have free time? Yes >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Yes >Do you exercise regularly? Nope >Do you have confidence in yourself? Could be worse I guess. So, I already have a girlfriend but getting worked up over answering No to the first question seems like a very American thing to me.

6 hours later 5007912 Hyvinkäänyymi
>Do you have a driver's license? For a motorcycle, yes. >Do you have steady income? No. >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Yes. >Do you have free time? Yes. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Yes. >Do you exercise regularly? Not regularly, but I do exercise. >Do you have confidence in yourself? Somewhat yes. I have a girlfriend.

6 hours later 5007937 Anonymous
>>5007878 Chill out, I was just asking. But seriously, without the name-calling, tell me, why I still need to be at the top of my game when women can have jobs and make their own money and shit? Isn't this one of those equalities feminism was aiming for? Just a thought.

6 hours later 5007944 Anonymous
>Do you have confidence in yourself? no and thats the fucking problem

6 hours later 5007950 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? yes >Do you have steady income? no >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? no >Do you have free time? plenty >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? yes >Do you exercise regularly? No, skinny as hell, though. >Do you have confidence in yourself? no

6 hours later 5007976 Anonymous
Why is a driver's license Also, why do I need all those things when any girl I could date probably doesn't have all of them herself? Is she a prostitute? And seriously, what's with the insistence on having a driver's license? This must be a strictly american thing, I've never heard any girl say her guy has to own a car, and I only know one guy my age who has a car. And it's his mom's that he borrows sometimes, and only because he is suburban as shit and lives outside the city.

6 hours later 5007988 Anonymous
>>5007976 driving license is pretty standart in germany though it has a high price

6 hours later 5008016 Anonymous
>Do you have a social circle/group of friends? see how the fuck do you do this how

6 hours later 5008028 Anonymous
>>5008016 by making friends you do that by talking to people until you are familiar with eachother and "Social Rank 1!" appears on your HUD

7 hours later 5008039 Anonymous
>>5007988 But it's not like you'd need it if you live in a city and don't live too far away from your workplace. I can manage without. Figured it wouldn't be worth all the hassle when I was 17, I was stoned all the time anyway.

7 hours later 5008042 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? yes, and my own car >Do you have steady income? No but I'm studying at the moment >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Yes >Do you have free time? Yes, but I never use it to anything good >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Does vidya count ? >Do you exercise regularly? lolno >Do you have confidence in yourself? A little bit. So, what now ?

7 hours later 5008052 Anonymous (1355784268766.jpg 450x604 52kB)
>Do you have a driver's license? Yeh >Do you have steady income? I'm in college, figure it out >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Yeh >Do you have free time? Too much >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Less than such >Do you exercise regularly? All points to strength >Do you have confidence in yourself? Nope Women are gay, all bout gettin' the green

7 hours later 5008057 Anonymous
All except steady income and confidence. Unfortunately I am in my mid-20s and it seems all girls give a shit about now is your career... I still fuck some college girls but none my age.

7 hours later 5008058 Anonymous
Troll thread or not, OP raises valuable points concerning priorities and women. Self improvement should be for more than just getting a girlfriend.

7 hours later 5008083 Anonymous
I don't want a steady income but welfare checks. And I want a gf willing to abuse social security with me. Not a normalfag brainwashed by society and materialism.

7 hours later 5008103 Anonymous
>>5008058 Except OP is telling it like you have to do those things to get a girlfriend, and not that you should be doing them just because they're good. Also >car ownership >necessary lmao

7 hours later 5008112 Anonymous
>>5008058 Agreed. I find it quite comical when people in my family suggest that all I need is a girlfriend. Any girl who would want to date me in my current state is simply NOT desirable. I have a lot of downwards mobility in my current form. I refuse to date until I am in my final form (more upwards mobility).

7 hours later 5008113 Anonymous
None of this is actually necessary to get a girlfriend except a little bit of confidence.

7 hours later 5008117 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yep. >Do you have steady income? Kinda. >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Not a social circle, but a few mates. >Do you have free time? Plenty. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Yep. >Do you exercise regularly? Yep. >Do you have confidence in yourself? Gaining. >why are you going after a girlfriend? Im not.

7 hours later 5008122 Anonymous
>>5008112 Good luck trying to land a desirable girlfriend with zero dating experience.

7 hours later 5008132 Anonymous
>>5008122 >implying dating experience is a requirement for success

7 hours later 5008138 Anonymous
>>5008132 In successfully dating someone past high school, yes, it is.

7 hours later 5008141 Anonymous
>>5008103 >If you answered "no" to any of these questions, why are you going after a girlfriend? You should be your top priority. I agree with him up to here. Car ownership is convenient. It becomes less acceptable to be carless the older you get and the lower the population density of the area you live in. >>5008112 I'm not even talking about getting a girlfriend. Most of those things are worth doing on their own merit and will improve someone's quality of life.

7 hours later 5008148 Anonymous
>>5004736 >>Do you have a driver's license? no >>Do you have steady income? yes >>Do you have a social circle/group of friends? yes >>Do you have free time? yes >>Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? yes >>Do you exercise regularly? no >>Do you have confidence in yourself? yes >If you answered "no" to any of these questions, why are you going after a girlfriend? fuck you faggot I got a gf already

7 hours later 5008153 Anonymous
>>5008132 >thinking perfect GF is just going to appear at your doorstep once you have a good job or whatever lol

7 hours later 5008158 Anonymous
>>5008138 Even in high school it is, actually

7 hours later 5008173 Anonymous
>>5008158 Taking your fucking commas and stick them up your prudent asshole.

7 hours later 5008177 Anonymous
>>5008153 That's what you expect. I expect nothing.

7 hours later 5008185 Anonymous
Y'all are stupid as hell. Yeah you should be aiming for all this, but there's no good reason not to be getting pussy at the same time.

7 hours later 5008210 Anonymous
>Yes >Yes >Yes >Yes >Yes >Yes >No

7 hours later 5008213 Anonymous
I got my life in check, then I got a gf. I think most people with common sense figure this out, you need self respect before anyone else can give it to you. But once I got a hot gf, I started being a lot more productive and useful, I think the pursuit of girls is great motivation but when someone actually supports you and takes care of you, you figuratively become whole.

7 hours later 5008226 Anonymous
damn, I answered yes to all but the first two. I feel pretty good now.

7 hours later 5008227 Anonymous
>>5004736 To be fair, a girl most often just makes you want to do better. It's nice to have someone to make proud.

7 hours later 5008234 Anonymous
>>5004736 This premise is bullshit because the majority of people that get to date can't answer "yes" to all the questions presented.

7 hours later 5008238 Anonymous
>No >No >Yes >Yes >Yes >No >Yes >Because I feel like it. BAM CONVERSATION OVER *escapes in a spray of ink*

7 hours later 5008239 Anonymous
lel don't be waiting on all this shit to start talking to girls, it will only set you back further retards.

7 hours later 5008243 Anonymous
>>5008185 Getting pussy isn't getting a gf. Pretty much any guy who isn't retarded can get laid, I have the most disgusting, idiotic friends (one has a lopsided face a la forever alone guy) who get laid almost every weekend. Supposedly it's because they are so busy and chill, but realistically everyone will want to settle down at some point. It's just not logical to try for relationships when you have little or nothing to offer, and then say that it's everyone else's fault.

7 hours later 5008268 Anonymous
>>5008243 Yeah but the thing is you dumb faggots can't even get pussy, judging by all the crying on here. It also isn't hard at all to get a girlfriend, you're all just no self-esteem tards.

7 hours later 5008284 Anonymous
>>5008243 Uh, girls settle down for guys too. Obviously I'm not talking about 10/10 supermodels but you're just sheltered and not living in the real world if you think no girls will ever be in relationships with guys shittier than them.

7 hours later 5008299 Anonymous
>>5008268 Hence why I said retarded. Yeah most likely the kids here are literally brain dead or don't go out often enough to get laid. Getting a gf is also easy, I agree, but what kind of girls are you landing with a shitty hand of cards

7 hours later 5008318 Anonymous
>>5008299 I'd rather have a GF who is nice enough than sitting around forever waiting to be a perfect guy or whatever stupid shit this thread is about. You will never be flawless, nor will any other human being.

7 hours later 5008319 Anonymous
>>5008284 Settling down means with one person, in a close loving relationship, you underage goof. Everyone settles down at some age, which I why I said everyone. A small minority tries and fails, but that's life

7 hours later 5008320 Anonymous
>>5008299 I can get laid. It makes me feel dirty the day afterwards, especially if the woman won't stick around and get to know me better.

7 hours later 5008338 Anonymous
>doing anything for the sake of pleasing women beta as fuck

7 hours later 5008342 Anonymous
>>5008318 Quit thinking in black and white. Being jack shit and flawless aren't the only options. Having free time and confidence arent rare qualities nor are they too much to ask for.

7 hours later 5008363 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes. >Do you have steady income? Yes. >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? No. >Do you have free time? Plenty of it. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? I don't go to school. I do something we adults call 'work.' >Do you exercise regularly? No. >Do you have confidence in yourself? No.

7 hours later 5008383 Anonymous
>>5008342 Literally nothing on that list is necessary except confidence though. Not everybody's on the exact same life track and has all the exact same variables, so expecting everything else is silly.

7 hours later 5008415 Anonymous
>>5004736 yes i have an occasional income, not too bad yes yes yes yes yes thanks OP i feel pretty good now

7 hours later 5008427 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yeah >Do you have steady income? Yeah >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? I have acquaintences >Do you have free time? Yeah >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Yeah >Do you exercise regularly? No, but I'm not a fattie >Do you have confidence in yourself? I don't think too badly of myself, no So where's my gf?

7 hours later 5008436 Anonymous
>>5008383 Yeah, right, if you don't mind leeching off your parents and staying in their basement till you die, you won't need any money. Stay classy, neckbeard.

7 hours later 5008449 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? No >Do you have steady income? No >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? No >Do you have free time? Some >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? No >Do you exercise regularly? Yes >Do you have confidence in yourself? Maybe

7 hours later 5008452 Anonymous
I answered no to that I have a license. I live in the capital of my country which has great public transportation, so having a license is irrelevant.

7 hours later 5008453 Anonymous
>Driving being a top priority If you live in a decent metropolitan area it's not necessary.

7 hours later 5008476 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes, and I own a motorbike, just got rid of my old car and hopefully getting a new one soon >Do you have steady income? No, I'm a student and army reservist >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? More or less, yes >Do you have free time? I'm a student. Nothing but free time. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Apart from army, not really, apart from riding my motorbike when I'm really bored with r9k >Do you exercise regularly? No but I am going to start again next term >Do you have confidence in yourself? Yeah I think so Should I look for a gf, OP?

7 hours later 5008510 Anonymous
>>5008436 He's right though. I have known some real dirtbags that got gf's just because they were confident. If you're missing confidence, then pretty much you will be rejected by all women even if you have everything on that list and then some.

7 hours later 5008511 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? No >Do you have steady income? Yes >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? No >Do you have free time? Too goddamn much. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Video games, comics >Do you exercise regularly? No >Do you have confidence in yourself? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... no.

7 hours later 5008529 Anonymous
>>5008510 All the dirtbag's tend to have girlfriends because girls are hardwired to be attracted to the douchebags who will hurt them. Still doesn't explain why any confident person would want to be a basement dweller at mama's, but I get your point.

8 hours later 5008574 Anonymous
>>5008529 Because it's easy. I mean some of those guys were unemployed, living with their parents, and smoking weed all day. If you're confident and you can do the above and still get 7/10 girls, then why work? Those types of guys are just wired differently. Most robots will over analyze everything and think of worst possible scenarios which results in shitty confidence but the stoners are so fucked up from drugs that they just don't care.

9 hours later 5009044 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? >Do you have steady income? tons of teenagers/students are like this with gfs.

9 hours later 5009114 Anonymous
>>5005104 >She must be already fucking someone else

9 hours later 5009129 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? No >Do you have steady income? Yes >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Kinda >Do you have free time? Yes >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? I like to program and read if that counts. >Do you exercise regularly? Yes >Do you have confidence in yourself? Yes

9 hours later 5009133 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes >Do you have steady income? Yes >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? A very small one, but yes >Do you have free time? Yes >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? I play music, but that's it really >Do you exercise regularly? No >Do you have confidence in yourself? More than I used to

9 hours later 5009154 Anonymous
>>5009044 Because teenage romance lasts, right? lel

9 hours later 5009162 Anonymous (1335994302242.jpg 1280x720 104kB)
Having a social circle or group of friends is NOT a requirement to get a girlfriend. Unless you enjoy dating shallow whores with childish priorities

9 hours later 5009164 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? no >Do you have steady income? no >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? no >Do you have free time? yed >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? school? No, I just sit on the computer >Do you exercise regularly? I don't need to >Do you have confidence in yourself? no > If you answered "no" to any of these questions, why are you going after a girlfriend? Because there are girls like us, they're just REALLY rare

9 hours later 5009174 Anonymous
>>5004736 >If your life isn't in order >Implying you get to decide what constitutes someone's life 'being in order' Societal fucking sheep spouting nonsense again.

9 hours later 5009192 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yup >Do you have steady income? In school, but will have one during summer >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? A couple good friends, but not really a group >Do you have free time? Yup >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Yup >Do you exercise regularly? Yup >Do you have confidence in yourself? Yup Also, >tfw gf

9 hours later 5009252 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? No, I'm not really supposed to drive because of the medications I take. Considering where I Iive, a car isn't really necessary anyway. >Do you have steady income? Not really, I live off medical benefits >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Hard to answer. There are people I hang about with, mostly degenerates and alcoholics, including a man twice my age who wants to fuck. I wouldn't call them good friends, they're just people I drink with. >Do you have free time? Yes, lots. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? I enjoy literature and film, but have no real active hobbies. >Do you exercise regularly? No, I walk a lot but that's about it. My health is poor. >Do you have confidence in yourself? None whatsoever. Funnily enough, I already have a girlfriend whom I adore. Things are great when we're actually together but, overall, the relationship is a great source of torment to me. OP is absolutely correct in what he says.

14 hours later 5011898 Anonymous
>>5009164 this. Are you meh?

15 hours later 5012911 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes >Do you have steady income? I work at my schools library for about a hundred a week. Gives me snack and game money. >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? I have 3. My school friends, which are my friend s mostly because I Need to fulfill my desires to be around other people. Don't get me wrongm I like those friends, but it's just a meh thing. And then my Internet friends, whom i've known for about 2 years now. i love these guys. Best friends ever. Im never upset or depressed like i am at achool when im talking with them or Vidyaing with them. Great guys. >Do you have free time? A lot that i should use to do schoolwork. Mostly spent Vidyaing or doing random hobbies. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? I play lots of sports, I juggle, Lots of Vidya games. nothing else, really. >Do you exercise regularly? I play sports, Intramurals and Club sports at my college. >Do you have confidence in yourself? In certain things. Usually. i don't really want one. I just want some pussy. but not that badly. I could live without it.

18 hours later 5014633 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Provisional >Do you have steady income? Nope, student loan is all >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Plenty yeah >Do you have free time? Too much >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Uni... Not really, just go out a lot and get stoned >Do you exercise regularly? I walk a lot and i am in very good shape >Do you have confidence in yourself? I do but somehow still a virgin at 19 which is annoying, could have happened plenty times, i just fucked it up.

18 hours later 5014641 Pachacutec
>>5009164 But, would they date you?

18 hours later 5014650 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes >Do you have steady income? No >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Yes >Do you have free time? Yes >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Yes >Do you exercise regularly? No >Do you have confidence in yourself? Yes Married already, so I actually can focus on fixing myself

18 hours later 5014675 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? yes >Do you have steady income? no >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? a small one, but yes >Do you have free time? yes >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? does the vidya count? >Do you exercise regularly? no >Do you have confidence in yourself? no I know full well I'm not qualified, hence why I don't try very hard.

18 hours later 5014725 Anonymous
>>5004736 Even with those things people will still have relationships that fail badly. No reason why you can't have both a good job/education and a fulfilling social life at the same time, assuming you know how to maintain balance. Do people really need to wait until their late twenties or early thirties to enter their first relationship, because I think that would lead to worse consequences overall.

22 hours later 5017778 Anonymous
no for all other than too much free time.

22 hours later 5017807 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes >Do you have steady income? Yes >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Not really >Do you have free time? Sometimes >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? When I have the time >Do you exercise regularly? No, don't really need to with work and not eating junk food >Do you have confidence in yourself? No

22 hours later 5017811 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? yes >Do you have steady income? retail/commission is not steady, but i do have a job that pays nicely when i am able to make a big sale >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? not really >Do you have free time? yes, lots >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? of course. guns. >Do you exercise regularly? yep, daily, with my dog >Do you have confidence in yourself? lolno

22 hours later 5017821 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? yes >Do you have steady income? no >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? yes >Do you have free time? a little >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? yes >Do you exercise regularly? yes >Do you have confidence in yourself? yes The only reason I don't have a steady income is because my parents said they'd stop paying for my college. Or what's left after my scholarships and loans anyway.

22 hours later 5017834 Anonymous
>>5004736 i CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTER,

25 hours later 5019675 Anonymous
nope and yes to free time, way too much.

25 hours later 5019765 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Ya >Do you have steady income? lol Ya >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Yehthsir >Do you have free time? More than you could hope for. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Being 21 and alive. Death metal shows, booze, drugs, guns, personal studies. >Do you exercise regularly? Train "martial arts" not a mcdojo (extreme kickboxing&weapons training) >Do you have confidence in yourself? Yerp. I suit myself and get called a narcissist for doing it by the bitches with which I proceed to french kiss..

25 hours later 5019783 Anonymous
>>5019765 Should have read "With whom" God damn my eagerness to be prompt.

26 hours later 5020247 nux (picture033.jpg 1280x720 27kB)
>Do you have a driver's license? No >Do you have steady income? 400USD a month from SSI >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Yes, Online... >Do you have free time? Since '09. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Wats skool? >Do you exercise regularly? I dance >Do you have confidence in yourself? Yeppers

26 hours later 5020252 Anonymous
I don't exercise regularly and I have a girlfriend. It's called eating right you dumb faggot. Fuck off OP.

27 hours later 5020273 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes >Do you have steady income? No but i do have money >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Just one or two people >Do you have free time? Yes, alot when i'm not working >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Runescape, Homebrew, Mushroom hunting >Do you exercise regularly? Yes >Do you have confidence in yourself? I try

27 hours later 5020308 Anonymous
>>5004736 >Do you have a driver's license? Yes >Do you have steady income? Im going to uni and I have way more money than I need so no but really... >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Yes >Do you have free time? Yes >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Yes >Do you exercise regularly? Yes >Do you have confidence in yourself? No Why? Because no gf Now please OP tell me what the fuck am I supposed to do?

27 hours later 5020376 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes. >Do you have steady income? Yes. >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Several groups, with one main one of oldest friends. >Do you have free time? Too much of it. >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Not much going on there. >Do you exercise regularly? A little bit (almost none). >Do you have confidence in yourself? Depends on what I'm doing and what I know of it.

27 hours later 5020386 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? Yes >Do you have steady income? More or less >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? Yes >Do you have free time? No >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of work? Yes >Do you exercise regularly? Yes >Do you have confidence in yourself? Yes

27 hours later 5020399 Anonymous
>Do you have a driver's license? yes >Do you have steady income? no >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? a small one >Do you have free time? yes >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? Firearms,hunting and quading >Do you exercise regularly? no but I am skinny >Do you have confidence in yourself? yes

28 hours later 5020716 Anonymous
>>5014641 I'm Batman anon, I have a good body and slightly above average face, why not?

28 hours later 5020720 Anonymous
>>5020716 Bateman damn it, and it is clear, I don't really look like him

28 hours later 5020769 Anonymous
I don't have a driver's licence or a steady income (I have student loans), but I have the rest of it. Regardless, I'm content with my fuck buddy and the extras I manage to pull on a Friday night. I will consider a girlfriend if the right girl comes along.

28 hours later 5020782 Anonymous
>>5004736 >Do you have a driver's license? y >Do you have steady income? y >Do you have a social circle/group of friends? several >Do you have free time? y >Do you have any hobbies/activities outside of school? a few I'm passionate about >Do you exercise regularly? y >Do you have confidence in yourself? y I'm not going after a gf atm, I'm enjoying myself too much, I'll probably have a young wife when I'm 35

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