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2012-12-29 05:57 5003569 Anonymous (omegle_logo.jpg 241x120 19kB)
Motherfucking Omegle time robots. Get your ass in here. If you disconnect or black box you're a faggot. If you get connected to a random stranger because Omegle couldn't find any other robots, strike a random pose before you connect and hold it until the outsider says something or DC's. Have a good time and meet some people. I'm the ginger who occasionally wears a gas mask, btw.

28 min later 5003902 Anonymous
>Video-chat. >>>/soc/

39 min later 5004023 Anonymous
>>5003902 >Video chat for r9k

1 hours later 5004675 Anonymous
>>5003569 tfw rejected errtime

1 hours later 5004703 Anonymous (lastrequest.jpg 1920x1080 272kB)
Sounds good to me peeweebumps

1 hours later 5004706 Anonymous
>>5003902 >>5004023 >Not black boxing >>5003569 >Calling people faggots for black boxing in society anxiety central Fuck off, normalfag. Do you even lift?

1 hours later 5004727 Anonymous
Add things other than r9k You can next the non-robot people It just helps hold back the spaghetti I find it easier to talk to robots with whom I don't only have "r9k" as a mutual interest

1 hours later 5004732 Anonymous
Fuck /r9k/ omegle Buncha flakes and skippers here. I just want a cool internet bro, but you all skip cuz I don't got tits.

1 hours later 5004752 Anonymous
Ahem... I demand screencaps of any and all fembots. That is all.

1 hours later 5004787 Anonymous
>tfw you've conversed with a 19-year-old crossdressing-scat-trap for 60 minutes It wasn't on video though.

1 hours later 5004812 Anonymous
I have unflattering pictures of you. Laugh at somebody else and leave me alone.

1 hours later 5004865 Anonymous
Is it true that you can get banned for not being the full view of the webcam? Is it okay for me to at least crop out my eyes, 'cause I don't want to show my face and I don't have anything to sensibly cover my face.

1 hours later 5004866 Anonymous
>>5004752 I think there would be more fembots present if people like you didn't have this attitude.

1 hours later 5004868 Anonymous
>>5004727 i agree with this although i had a nice chat with a femmebot 2 days ago, there wasnt too much sketti

1 hours later 5004941 Anonymous
>>5004866 I second this motion. Too many bitches and normals

2 hours later 5005006 Anonymous
Well you just exploded all my spaghetti you know who you are

2 hours later 5005230 Anonymous
>star conversation with "sup dawg" >get disconnected everytime

2 hours later 5005368 Anonymous (623ac386d988c170a63925b1505f27a8.png 1171x248 14kB)
God, robots, get some dignity.

2 hours later 5005381 Anonymous
I'm the guy with the cat. Sorry if I look like a Bond villain.

2 hours later 5005406 Anonymous
>>5005381 >looks autistic >thinks he looks like a bond villian

2 hours later 5005424 Anonymous
>>5005406 I'll grant you that

2 hours later 5005449 Anonymous
>>5005406 >Implying Bond villains don't all look autistic.

2 hours later 5005558 Anonymous (tumblr_lw7e1rDsph1r4xjo2o1_250.jpg 250x163 52kB)
>>5005368 >hi girl Playa.

3 hours later 5005704 Anonymous
selling g maul 50k

3 hours later 5005741 Anonymous
Im the stud with the rosey red cheeks and peircing blue eyes.

3 hours later 5005830 Anonymous
>>5004865 /r9k/, pls I want to chat with you ;_;

3 hours later 5005867 Anonymous
>high school is when you like bands that broke up before you were even born wow, what a pleb

3 hours later 5005891 Anonymous
what up, deaf guy in a suit here loggin off early tonight

3 hours later 5005999 Anonymous
I'm the partially black guy with an afro, with the kid with the rosy red cheeks and light blue eyes.

3 hours later 5006019 Anonymous
Chocolate rain man, reporting in; be on the look-out!

3 hours later 5006064 Anonymous
>>5006019 Yeah, man. Long, interesting Omegle chats!

4 hours later 5006295 Anonymous
tfw beaches n shores on here

4 hours later 5006330 Anonymous
>>5006064 >>5006064 Dude I am SO sorry. Net got interrupted. In case ur still here, emails soyguerro@gmail.com

4 hours later 5006361 Anonymous
>>5005741 >Rosey >Peircing I hope that was on purpose.

4 hours later 5006390 Anonymous
bumzzzzzzz

4 hours later 5006404 Anonymous
To the girl with the round face and pink in her hair: Stop and talk next time!

4 hours later 5006528 Anonymous
Nigga, the least you can do is say bye before leaving. Legit rustled mah jimmies.

5 hours later 5006927 Anonymous
To the girl with the dark hair and the green wall, and green straps... still don't actually know if you're a girl. Sorry. It?

7 hours later 5007438 Anonymous
is everyone gone? '-'

7 hours later 5007594 Anonymous
>>5007438 No! <3

7 hours later 5007609 nigrid (Fullscreen capture 12292012 10843 PM.bmp.jpg 1338x528 150kB)
met this fembot that flashed me. I AINT EVEN 18. 1\2 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

7 hours later 5007620 Anonymous
>>5007609 eyes too far apart

7 hours later 5007627 Anonymous
>>5007609 FUCK it's you norwegian girl with pink hair

7 hours later 5007649 JLH's Husbando
am i hot enough 4 omegles Yes, yes i am

7 hours later 5007696 Anonymous
>tfw called normalfag because I workout by a female who could get laid at any second of the day The shit is going on.

7 hours later 5007708 Anonymous
tfw too shy and auto disconnect a lot

7 hours later 5007709 Anonymous
>>5007609 LOL fat ugly girls flashing each other

7 hours later 5007733 JLH's Husbando
>>5007609 I dont fap kthnx faggot

7 hours later 5007755 nigrid (Fullscreen capture 12292012 11745 PM.bmp.jpg 1327x522 176kB)
wth why wont 4chan let me post this pic? it better work now 2\2

7 hours later 5007765 Anonymous
>>5007609 >I AINT EVEN 18 > >>>/gaiaonline/ get out underager

7 hours later 5007783 Anonymous
>>5007755 Because you already made a separate thread, idiot

8 hours later 5007901 Anonymous
>eyebrow bro >inmate bro >some hideous lesbians anyone else on?

9 hours later 5008312 Anonymous
>>5007901 omeglefag reporting in

9 hours later 5008377 Anonymous
>>5007901 adding hamster girl, weird angle bro and hateful bro to the list

11 hours later 5009298 Anonymous
I've seen a guy shooting up heroin, and a guy smoking meth. Why do scumbags like this browse /r9k/

11 hours later 5009305 Anonymous
im down look for me >btw im a somali man

12 hours later 5009783 Anonymous
So many neckbeards and pretentious fucks.

12 hours later 5009920 Anonymous
What the fuck. The idiot smoking meth has better teeth than I do.

13 hours later 5010350 Anonymous
Why am I getting banned for smoking meth on cam? How the fuck do people even report you? Or do admins just browse through random conversations to try and catch camsex.

13 hours later 5010352 Anonymous (1083204.jpg 434x470 109kB)
>Tfw the disconnect likely means he was serious Anon, distasteful.

13 hours later 5010363 Anonymous (1356395530265.jpg 366x380 19kB)
>>5010350 >why am I getting banned for smoking meth on cam?

13 hours later 5010389 Anonymous
>Start conversation a bit awkwardly. >Talk for a bit, start warming up. >They disconnect. Every. Single. Fucking. Time.

13 hours later 5010396 Anonymous
> Say I'm interested in Cooking, Baking, Guns and Literature > "GUNZZZZZ" > Amurica > disconnected What?

13 hours later 5010431 Anonymous (magnetsicp1.jpg 400x260 29kB)
>>5010350 >why am i getting banned for smoking meth

13 hours later 5010434 Anonymous
>>5010396 >Implying you didn't disconnect.

13 hours later 5010436 MeI
>>5010352 How can you retsupurae in a chat?

13 hours later 5010481 Anonymous
fuck Im banned from this shit and apparently theres no way around it, even with changing your IP

14 hours later 5011037 Anonymous
>>5010363 >>5010431 Yeah seriously why. It's not hurting anyone.

14 hours later 5011053 MeI
>>5011037 I think someone reported you. Because they don't like you.

15 hours later 5011797 Anonymous
>>5011053 How do you ban evade? And how do you even report?

16 hours later 5012471 Anonymous
Is it too early to bump this? I wanna talk to some robots.

17 hours later 5012543 Anonymous (BIG_present.png 940x471 412kB)
had a fuckin great chat with an engineer over text, h-he mirin' hard

17 hours later 5012772 Anonymous
>find cute fembot >pussy out and not turn cam on >fembot dcs every time ; _ ;

17 hours later 5012782 Anonymous
>>5012772 They're all whores anyway. Trust me.

17 hours later 5012789 Anonymous
>>5012772 To whatever fembot it was that started talking to me and then DC'd out of nowhere, you're a fucking cunt.

17 hours later 5012815 Anonymous
>>5012772 fembots? on my r9k? It's more likely than you would think.

17 hours later 5012819 Anonymous
>>5012772 on the other hand, >see cute girl with my city listed as interest >turn on cam >she immediately dcs I cant win lol

17 hours later 5013018 Anonymous
a-any girls on tonite?

17 hours later 5013096 Anonymous
>>5013018 No seriously, get out!

17 hours later 5013182 Anonymous
>>5012772 Whenever I see a fembot I immediately disconnect them before they can disconnect me Gotta put them bitches in their place

17 hours later 5013219 Anonymous
>>5013182 you show em mister neckbeard. a.. alfa as fuck. i bet they are getting wet just thinking of you. meow

18 hours later 5013306 Anonymous
good god, none of you folk can carry a conversation...even online

18 hours later 5013316 Anonymous
>>5007627 It's a beanie.

18 hours later 5013332 Anonymous (Bob-Ross-Eyes.jpg 600x382 121kB)
is anyone interested in some shitty drawings preemptive bloxity blox

18 hours later 5013489 Anonymous
>>5013306 tfw you get emotionally invested in a conversation, then You: reading anything currently? Stranger: lol bai Your conversational partner has disconnected. fuck

18 hours later 5013562 Anonymous
Haven't used this shit in a while. Is the text chat worth using or is it still just filled with HUEHEIUEUHE brazilians? I'll get on the cam when I get home to play some shitty guitar

18 hours later 5013605 Anonymous (1340883970782.gif 330x292 1718kB)
>mfw I made someone rage quit after he told me he was in Belgium and I asked if he like waffles

18 hours later 5013693 Anonymous
>>5013562 its filled with depressed suicidefags >>5013489 >tfw girl tells you you're cute and disconnects >tfw girl adds you on skype and never msgs you ever ;_;

18 hours later 5013797 Anonymous
>TFW I weird everyone out with my antics. Today is a good day.

18 hours later 5013831 Anonymous
>>5013797 You're probably not weirding them out, just annoying them.

18 hours later 5013922 Anonymous
>>5013831 Same thing to me really.

19 hours later 5013996 Anonymous
Most of these robots are so uptight I can hear the quarters grinder in their asses.

22 hours later 5016755 Anonymous (omeglebitch.png 326x249 117kB)
This bitch keeps disconnecting. We've run into eachother like four times now and she won't even return my hello. Eat a dick, cunt.

22 hours later 5016781 Anonymous
>>5016755 Same here. Fuck a bitch! She is almost as bad as ginger bitch!

22 hours later 5016794 Anonymous
>>5016755 Why the hell is she even here?

22 hours later 5016799 Anonymous
>>5016755 She looks fat.

22 hours later 5016819 Anonymous
>>5016794 She wants to find her perfect alpha that will fall in love with her and do everything she wants while she constantly flirst with other guys just for attention.

22 hours later 5016964 Anonymous
>>5013693 >tfw she seems to enjoy talking to you, but you're too insecure and feel like you'll be annoying her if you message her

23 hours later 5017098 Anonymous (8595879.png 500x1758 66kB)
Wherever you are and what ever you are doing Fuck you asshole.

23 hours later 5017501 Anonymous
All females on /r9k/ disconnect me instantly. I'm not even ugly or neckbearded. I'm not sure why. I don't even get a chance to talk more than one line. The only girls who stay and talk to me are one's who look like strippers, none of which appear on the /r9k/ tag. Do they expect a Pulitzer award winning opening line or some shit?

23 hours later 5017578 yah
>>5016755 S-sorry ;-; thats me ill stop d/cing people

23 hours later 5017592 Anonymous
>>5017578 It's okay, we forgive you, you apologized.

23 hours later 5017597 Anonymous
>>5017098 Dude, that guy was fucking hilarious. Why didn't you just go with it and have fun?

23 hours later 5017607 Anonymous
>>5016755 >mfw she loves me and would stay with me for hours if i didnt disconnect her all the time

23 hours later 5017651 Anonymous
Fucking 14 year olds on here, seriously?

23 hours later 5017662 Anonymous
>>5016755 That bitch just sits there. She should fuck off.

23 hours later 5017683 Anonymous
>>5017651 What really get me a pic of that loli

23 hours later 5017684 Anonymous
>>5016819 >mfw i nexted her after she said hi

24 hours later 5017792 Anonymous (image.jpg 236x213 5kB)
/r9k/ omegle vid chat is very bad tonight. Any serious robots beware of idiocy. Worse so than many nights.

24 hours later 5017808 Anonymous
>>5017792 Text chat is always better. I have great text chats with people but no one on video chat will give me the time of day.

24 hours later 5017851 Anonymous
>mfw two nights ago I was banned from omegle >being high on cam violates the rules Fucking nazis Do any of you guys know of a website that functions like omegle/old chatroulette? I came back from a party last night high and I had the biggest urge to show people my penis, but I couldn't find a website to do it on. Exhibitionism is my fetish and it comes out when I'm high/drunk

24 hours later 5017860 Anonymous
>>5017851 Get a proxy, lrn 2 computer.

24 hours later 5017863 Anonymous
>>5017851 >being high on cam violates the rules That's not true though...

24 hours later 5017887 Anonymous
>>5017863 I can't see why else I would be banned though. I wasn't naked, wasn't underage, and I didn't do anything retarded. All the ban message said is inappropriate behavior. I was lucky enough to meet a red headed english girl earlier that night at least, who I friended on skype.

24 hours later 5017914 Anonymous
I found an attractive, blonde haired, blue eyed, intelligent female that likes guns and motorcycles and knows more than the average cunt about them. There is hope!

24 hours later 5017924 Anonymous
>>5017651 what tell that under aged to fuck off

24 hours later 5017950 Anonymous
>>5017860 Yeah, but I need a proxy that also doesn't block omegle from working. Anyone have a proxy that still allows omegle's coding to work?

24 hours later 5017979 Anonymous
>>5017887 She fingered her vag for me and I disconnected as soon as I came.

24 hours later 5017984 Anonymous
>>5017950 Hotspot shield, faget.

24 hours later 5017988 Anonymous
Anyone have any ideas for getting rid of black boxes? Will disabling hardware acceleration for Flash help?

24 hours later 5018017 Anonymous
ne girls reading this get on now, imma get on and im hot and i will steam up Windows with you ;) (no mac twats)

24 hours later 5018041 Anonymous
>>5017979 She wasn't using the r9k interest, nor was I at the time. Different girls brah >>5017984 Downloading now

24 hours later 5018084 Anonymous
Text chat master race reporting in.

24 hours later 5018102 Anonymous
>>5017984 Hotspot shield worked! Thanks bro, now next time I'm high I can unleash my dick on unsuspecting travelers

24 hours later 5018114 yah
Is everyone dead? :c

24 hours later 5018130 Anonymous
>>5018102 Regret starts settling in for recommending something that works.

24 hours later 5018176 Anonymous (wut.jpg 506x578 63kB)
>be omegling >robots keep shutting me down or blackboxing >keep rolling >omegle couldn't find anyone with the same interests, so here's a complete stranger >see a girl dressed like an amish woman >she starts talking >"hey" >"Do you have Skype?" >"yeah" >"Add me" wtf just happened

24 hours later 5018231 Anonymous
>>5018176 she wants the dick bro obv

24 hours later 5018235 Anonymous
>People flashing tits on the video chat. You sure have changed, /r9k/. Please go back to >>>/sol/, y'all.

24 hours later 5018283 Anonymous
>>5018266 Your wish is my command, mistress. Stay on cam though you slut.

25 hours later 5018292 Anonymous
>>5018266 Too late, Swami. Already saved them.

25 hours later 5018296 Anonymous (1356846620780.png 348x531 223kB)
>>5018266 these pics?

25 hours later 5018299 Anonymous
>>5010352 this made me lel so flippin' much.

25 hours later 5018300 Anonymous
>>5018210 >>5018236 Jesus, those look fake.

25 hours later 5018315 Anonymous (s2.png 328x516 153kB)
>>5018296 this one too. prob not even swami, just some high-level shitposting. fuck you swami

25 hours later 5018329 Anonymous
>>5018296 >>5018315 swami or not, those boobs look awful

25 hours later 5018355 Anonymous
>>5018311 hey dont punish those of us who didnt post any

25 hours later 5018360 Anonymous
>>5018296 >>5018329 >>5018315 Swami is a guy, we proved this a long time ago. The only proof "she" could come up with was a bra with her trip on it. When posted her feet, reverse image search showed where it was from. Pretty fun.

25 hours later 5018362 Anonymous
>>5018315 >wearing a hat indoors kill yourself

25 hours later 5018388 Anonymous (beingthismad.png 810x145 8kB)
>>5018311 >being this mad swami Why didn't you show vag :)? >>5018360 She timestamped though.

25 hours later 5018398 Anonymous
>>5018388 >She timestamped though. lol prove it

25 hours later 5018413 Anonymous
>>5018397 because youre a giant whore? noone told you to take your tits out you dumb slut

25 hours later 5018421 Anonymous
>>5018397 You know, you don't HAVE to be an attention whore. You didn't even have to associate your trip with your sluttery.

25 hours later 5018457 Anonymous
>>5018421 >>5018398 >>5018413 >>5018388 >>5018362 >>5018355 >>5018300 >>5018296 >>5018292 >>5018283 >>5018235 Dat damage control. which cceerire

25 hours later 5018511 Anonymous
>>5018296 Those are some weird looking tits

25 hours later 5018619 Anonymous
Well it's anonymous anyway http://vocaroo.com/i/s044tzso88qp Wondering whether theres any point in starting a music career, opinions?

25 hours later 5018779 Anonymous
Here's to the robot who wrote about sandwich rape. Cheers! In memory of Vera, Chuck, and Dave.

25 hours later 5018821 Anonymous
Official video chat polls show that 7 out of the 40 surveyed DISLIKED sunflower seeds, which is only 17.5%. Live strong sunflower lovers. I'm gonna go to text now because video chat people have nothing to say. step your game up

25 hours later 5018843 Anonymous
Fuck, I got banned from omegle. What bullshit. Are the bans permanent? Or are they just for an extended period of time?

25 hours later 5018844 Anonymous
>>5018619 I'm not gonna lie, that fucking hurt to listen to also, just start your own thread for shit like this.

28 hours later 5020234 Anonymous
How the fuck does the mod keep catching me smoking meth? I change my IP. It's bullshit. How do you even report others on omegle?

29 hours later 5020641 Anonymous
I got a really hot chick from one of these, we really had a great chat then my internet fucked me over. Tried looking for her for an hour after... :( Where ever you are Anna..

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