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2018-12-23 06:43 50006801 Anonymous (dad-champ.jpg 612x408 18kB)
>Champ, I don't want no excuses; your mother and I are dying for grandchildren. So get a girlfriend by New Years, or be tossed out of the house an disowned. No, it is not hard to meet a lady. All you have to do is walk up to her, look her straight in the eye, give her a firm handshake, and tell her you want to rub your penis on her butt. Easy as pi. I use that all the time on your mother and sister and it never fails me.

0 min later 50006819 Anonymous (Keked.png 310x223 81kB)
>>50006801 >and sister

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