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2018-12-23 04:38 50005104 Anonymous (52963b0369bedd0155aae1b0-480-240.jpg 480x240 24kB)
>see pretty girl >think about dating her >remember there's a 99.9% chance she's a whore >get depressed

3 min later 50005160 Anonymous
>taking yourself out of the race before it even started I'm sure the rest of your life is similar

5 min later 50005185 Anonymous (48403730_2245802295454367_8438455360372604928_n (1).jpg 836x960 40kB)
>see pretty girl >realize anything i say comes out as garbled retard words >get depressed

17 min later 50005333 Anonymous
>>50005160 >Entering a race that's rigged where the prize is a soggy oatmeal biscuit Why?

23 min later 50005419 Anonymous
>>50005160 >life >I'm >similar >life >is >sure >your >the >rest >of

24 min later 50005432 Anonymous
>>50005104 this is why most of us have gone gay. no more stress and all pleasure.

28 min later 50005476 Anonymous
>>50005432 i'd die before turning into a faggot kill yourself you subhuman scum

29 min later 50005487 Anonymous
>>50005476 better to learn sooner than later that women are a disappointment and men will give you true love

31 min later 50005513 Anonymous
>>50005104 >See leaked bonbibonker streams >At first she talks about being lonely, having no friends >Never swears, apologizes if she almost does >Talks about how gross it is that people sexualize her >Later streams; Swearing, talking about her multiple boyfriends who are all seeing other people All women become trash.

35 min later 50005566 Anonymous
>>50005104 >see pretty girl >scream internally Its not fair, I want a gf.

54 min later 50005807 I fucked Tiffany & Ivanka.
>"whore" Don't talk that

56 min later 50005829 Anonymous
>>50005487 Lel. Gays do not have love. They do not have exclusive relationships, they only fuck anyone who lets them.

2 hours later 50006966 Anonymous
>>50005829 Fags suck and have AIDS desu

2 hours later 50007123 Anonymous
>>50005513 >see pretty girl >completely ignore her >she gets mad >stares at me >keep walking pretending she never existing another day, another roastie get toastie

2 hours later 50007262 Anonymous
>>50005104 >see pretty girl >think about dating her >pussy out of that thought because I know that deep down inside of my mind and heart there is nothing - no interest in hobbies, no real desire to be with "friends", no genuine feeling of affection for anything really besides alcohol >there only is the imminent fear from future (job, bills, life, death, etc.)

2 hours later 50007315 Anonymous
>>50005104 >see pretty girl >think about dating her >remember there's a 99.9% chance she's a whore >remember I wouldn't ask her out and find out anyway >get depressed

3 hours later 50007642 Anonymous
>>50005104 I have seen this movie

3 hours later 50007672 Anonymous
>see pretty girl >think about dating her >remember I'm a small dick NEET >nvm

3 hours later 50007696 Anonymous (pobrany plik (1).jpg 800x487 41kB)
>>50005104 IF SEX MATTERED, LMAO YALL GONNA BE PICKY ABOUT DATING PEOPLE AND THEEEN BITCH YOUR ASS OFF THAT NO ONE WANTS YOU. MOST GIRLS GET ABUSED AND ASSAULTED/RAPED/MANIPULATED INTO IT BEFORE THEY'RE FUCKING 16. IF YOUD ACTUALLY BE LONELY YOUD SETTLE FOR A PERSON THATD LIKE YOU AND THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH BUTN OO O OO I M THE MISTER FUCKING PICKY ASS ROBOT WHO NEEDS TO SUCK HIS OWN DICK ON /R9K/ ABOUT HO W SA D HIS FUCKING LIFE BE OH D A M, YOURE NOT A REAL ROBOT EVEN IF YOU CAN MAKE CHOICES LIKE THOSE NIGG

3 hours later 50007701 Anonymous (428.Skyscrapers_of_Shinjuku_2009_January.jpg 2560x1364 660kB)
>>50005104 >see pretty girl >think about dating her >convince myself she's probably not a whore due to things I can perceive about her mannerisms and background >she seemingly likes me and we agree we should hang out >she bails on me twice and ghosts me >probably bc she's too busy being a whore (and not bc I'm not chad) >get depressed >>50007123 based and chadpilled >>50007315 >>50007262 >>50005185 but also this

3 hours later 50007706 Anonymous
>never leave room >never see pretty girl >remember i am going to die alone >always depressed

3 hours later 50007739 Anonymous (1544058209878.gif 272x281 2085kB)
>>50005160 dating as a non-Chad male in 2018 is like a battle royale between 80 men just to get to date an average or worse girl that will still cheat.

3 hours later 50007847 Anonymous
>>50007739 This. I have no problem leaving my comfort zone and taking risk, but when you look at what it takes to obtain and keep a woman who isn't both fat and ugly, its makes you not even want to try. Woman just don't pass the cost-benefit analysis

3 hours later 50007858 Anonymous
>>50007847 this is why you should go gay, honestly

3 hours later 50007867 Anonymous
>>50007847 you should trade stock dude

3 hours later 50007924 Anonymous (ursula sensei suicide.jpg 480x474 28kB)
>see pretty girl >date her for some time >gf starts ignoring me >break up because she wants something new >tfw I would have done everything for her but she dumped me because she was bored

3 hours later 50008021 Anonymous (cdc-hiv-infection-category-2016-700x579-medium.png 635x525 241kB)
>>50007858 Going gay does not pass the cost-benefit analysis either. Pic related.

3 hours later 50008070 Anonymous
>>50008021 it passes with flying colors

3 hours later 50008121 Anonymous
I don't understand why any of you dont just try and find women with real Christian or similar values.

3 hours later 50008207 Anonymous (1527098688272.jpg 2020x2364 787kB)
>>50008121 >implying christian women aren't whores even the power of god is insufficient in supressing women's slutty nature.

3 hours later 50008264 Anonymous
>>50005333 Trips of truth. The only winning move in a rigged game is not to play.

3 hours later 50008279 Anonymous
>>50008207 REAL CHRISTAN VALUES dipshit. "Faith, Fmaily, Friends" is some stupid slogan every basic whore puts on a coffee mug.

3 hours later 50008311 Anonymous
>see pretty girl >I''m not a fucking normalnigger so I don't care about stupid shit >continue feeling good

3 hours later 50008327 Anonymous
>>50007123 >see pretty girl >completely ignore her >she doesn't respond because I'm not turboChad and therefore she doesn't register my existence I should have gone for a chemistry degree. Then I could have worked for thr DoD, smuggled out the recipe for their gay bomb, and turned all the Chads gay. That's the only way to get back at the roastie, is through Chad.

3 hours later 50008348 Anonymous (1475240913318.jpg 1946x2400 1358kB)
>>50008207 >just have a good personality :)

3 hours later 50008358 Anonymous
>>50005104 Maybe if you cucks stopped worshiping and putting every woman you see on a pedestal this wouldn't be the case

3 hours later 50008529 Anonymous
Why don't y'all just stop caring so much about having sex? In all honestly premarital sex really sucks. It's just stressful and only feels good in the brief moment. Afterwards you just feel like shit and only once you realize this will you actually be able to find someone good.

3 hours later 50008574 Anonymous
>>50005432 Gay's are the biggest whores out there.

4 hours later 50008608 Anonymous
>>50005104 >>50005104 >See pretty girl >I'm pretty confident >fit >employed >well endowed >Talk to her >She tells me I'm less than dog shit because I didn't make her get an explosive orgasm with the first word that I uttered, didn't preemptedly showered her with free shit/gifts, don't have a criminal record, not serving in the military while studying in college at the same time and didnt brought a Tyrone to fuck her in front of me. >get depressed

4 hours later 50008767 Anonymous
>>50008574 that's why its perfect for robots

4 hours later 50008996 Anonymous (claims-to-be-nice-christian-girl-is-acctually-a-whore-and-a-backstabber.jpg 400x400 107kB)
>>50008121 >>50008207 >>50008279 Chad here, I met this girl at work in high school in the summer, a devout Christian who claimed she was saving herself for marriage She had been dating a fellow religious fanatic for like 2 years and they had kissed a couple of times but that was it Anyway, she was all jockin on my nuts and wanted to hang out, I obliged her hot fuckin bitch right, right off the bat i cucked this other dude at work who was trying real hard to bang her She breaks up with her bf within a couple of weeks and getting coffee a couple of times or whatever (me just using it as gf practice of course since she was nuts and i thought she actually didn't want to fuck) He was a relatively handsome fellow too, got cucked hard She claims she wants to get closer to God or some shit and that's why she broke up with her bf within a week this bitch gets on tinder looking for a new mans, all the while jockin HARD on my nards within a few days she's grinding her ass on my dong on the couch while watching The Land Before Time, under the pretense of platonic cuddling tells me matter-of-factly that she's "made boys cum before without touching them" or some shit Asks me to come hang out the following night at an empty house she's housesitting >i come >she suggests we build a blanket fort >wines me up with her parents' friends' franzia intentively >chill in the blanket fort for a while >p drunk >eat pringles and watch tv mostly trying to ignore her >she grabs onto me and suggests I spend the night >I say "nah I got shit to do tomorrow" and bail another roastie whore BTFO, one of my very first don't ever think women can genuinely and wholeheartedly adhere to any moral values

4 hours later 50009137 Anonymous
>>50008996 This. Only gay men have moral values

4 hours later 50009167 Anonymous (aids.png 1162x630 22kB)
>>50009137 yes but not all of us are gay you fucking tard.

5 hours later 50009608 Anonymous
>>50005104 >see butt-ugly girl >decent chance she's not a whore >don't think about dating her at all >still somehow rationalize in your brain that you're entitled to the pretty one lmfao what a faggot loser

5 hours later 50009776 Anonymous
>>50008996 based and roastiepilled

5 hours later 50009918 Anonymous
>>50005104 Not all women are whores. It is easy to feel that way anon, I feel you.

5 hours later 50010040 Anonymous
>>50008207 >>50008348 this is why im getting /fit/ cause looks do matter.

5 hours later 50010059 Anonymous (33496654.jpg 480x360 47kB)
>>50009918 >Not all women are whores. I feel bad for you.

5 hours later 50010065 Anonymous (1360698931752.png 500x375 148kB)
>>50005104 >see pretty girl >think about dating her >see another pretty girl >think about dating her >continue ad infinitum >never actually ask anyone out

5 hours later 50010371 Anonymous
>>50010040 >he thinks that being /fit/ matter oh boy.

6 hours later 50011179 Anonymous
>>50010040 Damn legit havent cringed this much in a long time. Thanks, anon

6 hours later 50011219 Anonymous
>>50009918 >Not all women are whores. >All women are whores. >Get depressed.

6 hours later 50011310 Anonymous
>>50007739 It's called getting a gun or whatever and killing the other participants. Duh.

6 hours later 50011385 Anonymous (1361174318192.png 1650x958 1361kB)
>see pretty girl my age >ring on her finger >realize this is the norm at my age >get depressed

6 hours later 50011425 Anonymous
>>50007924 don't be boring then retard and dont do everything for her make her work for rewards

6 hours later 50011474 Anonymous
>>50007642 What did you think of it? I've been holding off until it's on Netflix but I might check it out of redbox on the strength of an anon's recommendation.

6 hours later 50011546 Anonymous
>>50008121 https://youtu.be/VPRuL9ACZeM Care to explain why my reglious female cousin has herpes outbreaks and why this moron girl that tried to date me had multiple boyfreinds?

6 hours later 50011585 Anonymous (graham.gif 180x320 1970kB)
>>50010059 if you're having feel problems, I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems, but a feel aint one

7 hours later 50011635 Anonymous
>>50005333 why you not like sour grapes

7 hours later 50011701 Anonymous
>>50009918 >implying I have the time to look for a speicla little unicorn that will not cheat.

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