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2018-12-23 02:58 50003883 Anonymous (Kraft-Real-Mayo-021000026326.jpg 278x500 38kB)
ITT White People Problems.
Mayo is too spicy.
5 min later 50003933 Anonymous
Obligatory joke response about my stable home life and financial situation haha get it because white
Obligatory as a black man response
Obligatory single mother bashing post
Obligatory chart poster /pol/ faggot
How could this thread be interesting to you? Are you 12? First day?
8 min later 50003965 Anonymous
>>50003883
mayo is gross. too bland. spicy mustard for me. and honey mustard. and normal mustard. and teriyaki.
I'm white.
9 min later 50003977 Anonymous
As a black man i've seen white guys eat mayo.
9 min later 50003979 Anonymous
>>50003883
You cant get miracle whip in my country any more. t white.
10 min later 50003993 Anonymous
As an Alien mayo burns our skin.
10 min later 50003995 Anonymous
>>50003933
You'll have to forgive him; op, is a bit slow. You see, he's a nigger. It can't be helped.
12 min later 50004013 Anonymous
As a squirrel Mayo is way too bland
13 min later 50004018 Anonymous
>>50003883
Why do they have screw caps on the mayo in burgerland.
13 min later 50004020 Anonymous
>>50003995
Wow there, as a vacuum cleaner im offended
14 min later 50004027 Anonymous
>>50004020
actually you identify as a roomba, bigot
15 min later 50004032 Anonymous
Waiting for the "BUT BLACK PEOPLE" post, even though there's no obvious indication as to what OP's race even actually is.
15 min later 50004037 Anonymous
>>50004027
A little Lesbian-phobic but ok gurl slayyy
16 min later 50004049 Anonymous
>>50004032
BUT BLACK PEOPLE drink hot chilies through their eyes and walk it off line nothing happened
17 min later 50004056 Anonymous
>>50004020
That explains why your momma sucks dick so well.
18 min later 50004068 Anonymous
>>50004000
Better not be a shit GET
1 hours later 50005123 Anonymous
>>50004018
So you can dip the knife in for spreading?
But we've moved past that, most mayo comes in a squeeze bottle now.
2 hours later 50005528 Anonymous
>>50003979
Miracle whip isn't mayo you faggot.
Chug Hellmans mayonnaise or grab polish mayo if you're a slav
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