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2018-12-23 02:22 50003561 Anonymous (1538922852277.jpg 990x1024 156kB)
>planning to visit cousin >she lives alone >she keeps sending me smirking emojis while we text she wants my cock, robots I just know it

1 min later 50003574 Anonymous
>>50003561 Don't get too cocky, you might ruin it entirely

1 min later 50003583 Anonymous
>>50003561 Why would you want to fuck your cousin?

4 min later 50003614 Anonymous
SWEET HOME ALABAMA Why the fuck is this not original? Is there really that many people making jokes about Alabamian incest on /r9k/? The actual fuck?

8 min later 50003652 Anonymous (1533481438695.jpg 1536x834 360kB)
>>50003574 We'll see how it goes. I'm good at social situations, especially when it involves charming people >>50003583 she's cute nigga, and she's like my favourite family member

11 min later 50003673 Anonymous
>>50003652 but imagine you get her pregnant you dumb alabamiananan (or sandnigger) you'll get kid looking like a mutant.

14 min later 50003700 Anonymous
>>50003673 dont care want coochie dont care want coochie dont care want coochie dont care want coochie dont care want coochie dont care want coochie dont care want coochie dont care want coochie dont c

1 hours later 50004409 Anonymous
>>50003700 Make sure to abort the spawn and you're good to go.

1 hours later 50004640 Anonymous
>>50003673 Inbreeding danger is exaggerated even on the sibling level. A cousin is nothing, you have ancestors that were first cousins

1 hours later 50004729 Anonymous
>>50003561 theres a 50% chance that she wants it, and theres a 50% chance that shes baiting you and shes posting the screenshots on plebbit, how did you reply to those emojis?

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