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2012-12-11 08:03 4773947 Anonymous (1352142542617.png 300x189 98kB)
Be honest, why don't you have a gf?

0 min later 4773954 Anonymous
Only non-whites are attracted to me, those filthy scum fucking slimes.

1 min later 4773966 Anonymous
Because I don't socialize enough. No new people = no new experiences. Also, comes the fact that I rather be myself than be something completely fake, as in liking stuff I don't like.

3 min later 4773983 Anonymous
Cause I'm short and ugly. That resulted in self-esteem issues and no confidence. Also I'm a 21 year old virgin what destroyed my self-esteem even more. Also I'm not particulary interesting personality-wise. And I tend to be clingy. Also I'm in love with the same girl for more that 3 years. I've been friendzoned from day one. What girl would want a guy like that?

4 min later 4773993 Anonymous
>>4773954 it's 2012, try not being a retarded redneck and see what happens.

4 min later 4773994 Anonymous
But I do have one. Still a virgin though, we just started going out.

5 min later 4773997 Anonymous
because as soon as I like someone, I start acting all retarded and not like myself and consequently they think I'm weird and not interesting

5 min later 4774002 Anonymous
>>4773993 But why ;-;, I'm openly racist, why are still coming onto me.

6 min later 4774005 Typical Inhabitant of Great Britain
Because I'm a 5'9" manlet

6 min later 4774007 Anonymous
BECAUSE I DON'T ASK GIRLS OUT

7 min later 4774017 Anonymous
>>4774002 isn't it obvious? because women like being treated like shit. it shows you have "status" or something dumb like that. if you're mean to a girl, she goes "why is he being mean to me? he must be better than me. oooh i want him!"

8 min later 4774035 Anonymous
>>4774017 You know absolutely nothing about women and parrot shit spread around /r9k/.

9 min later 4774045 Anonymous
>>4774005 Yeah, my cousin isn't even 5 ft 3", has a gf and they just had a kid. Maybe height isn't your problem.

10 min later 4774050 Anonymous
>>4774035 hey, it fit with why minority girls would pursue a racist.

12 min later 4774066 Anonymous
>dyke >only fall for straight girls >not social enough >not interesting enough >too insecure and awkward to make a move on anyone

14 min later 4774077 Anonymous
>>4774017 But I'm a white man, they already know I'm better than them.

15 min later 4774086 Anonymous
>>4774077 now just exhibit that kind of confidence with white women and you're all set

15 min later 4774091 Der Kommandant
I'm attractive, taller than average, moderately well off for a college student, not a social retard, and of an agreeable disposition to most. I don't because I'm a bitter non-lovable cynical misanthrope who never goes out.

17 min later 4774112 Anonymous
>>4774066 holy shit are you me?? what is it about straight girls, man?

19 min later 4774141 Anonymous
>>4774091 >agreeable disposition >bitter non-lovable cynical misanthro hhhhwha???

21 min later 4774162 Der Kommandant
>>4774141 I'm generally pleasant on the surface whilst being your average /r9k/ denizen underneath, basically.

22 min later 4774169 Anonymous
Because I am fat, but I've seen people who are way fatter than me and smaller but yet, they still have a girlfriend who are 6+/10 I don't understand. It's not like I don't socialize or have any friends because I do both! I have plenty of friends and get drunk with them every weekend either at their houses, clubs or parties. Well I guess the upside here is that I'm only 19, right?

23 min later 4774183 Dikembe
>>4774066 don't worry you'll get out of that phase

26 min later 4774221 Anonymous
>>4774112 Maybe? Fucking straight girls, I swear they exist only to break everyone's heart. >>4774183 Thanks dude. Then I can finally enjoy all the nigger cock I've been offered.

28 min later 4774241 Anonymous
>>4774169 Fat people either die alone or marry to other desperate fat people. Fat people have it easy, as they choose to be fat. Ugly people, well, they don't have many options.

31 min later 4774265 Anonymous
Sometime in the past few years, I guess I just stopped caring. I have this empty feeling that I guess could be because I'm lonely, but I'm not really in a hurry to find someone.

32 min later 4774285 Anonymous
My oneitis has only just struck again. I've made it kinda glaringly obvious i like her, i also drunkenly told her friend last night while we were out. I don't remember the reply. Now i was just planning on playing the waiting game, if she likes me she'll seem interested right? If not, she won't bother with anything. Is that how it works? Man, i'm a 20 y/o, /fit/ male and i feel like a fucking 14 year old when it comes to girls i like.

33 min later 4774290 Anonymous
She decided she wasn't a lesbian anymore and dumped me to fuck some guy she works with.

36 min later 4774319 Anonymous
because my wife almost killed me over the last one.

36 min later 4774321 Anonymous
>>4773947 Because I don't have any self-esteem or confidence, I have severe social anxiety, and I'm a fat, boring, jobless fuck, so I never bother trying to get one.

36 min later 4774323 Anonymous
I do, it doesn't come without pain OP >hear about a guy who fucked my current over the summer >no rules were broken but it still kinda hurts to hear >and imagine someone else going at my gf

38 min later 4774351 Anonymous
Because I have never lived. Non vixit.

38 min later 4774354 Anonymous
Because I'm fat, I'm not funny or interesting, and I never really try to. Sometimes I just wanna hug/cuddle with a girl so bad that I get shivers in my entire body, I don't even care about sex anymore.

46 min later 4774430 Anonymous
Because I don't have the self-esteem to make a move on this girl who seems to like me too... But i don't know if it is this friendship way of liking and I don't want to blame myself, because i'm, too fucking dependend on other peoples meaning about me...

53 min later 4774500 Anonymous
>>4773947 I'm fat and boring. And if I know /r9k/, not unique in this situation in the least.

54 min later 4774510 Anonymous
>>4774045 Is he awesome? He sounds like he'd have to be awesome.

54 min later 4774515 Anonymous
>>4774241 But the fat people I've seen/met were going out with skinny girls who are 6+/10 I don't understand And I'm not talking about fat people who are over the age of 30, I'm talking about fat people who are from 18-24. I'm fat but I'm also tall and still have some of my athletic "skills" from high school. I'm 6'2 and used to play basketball, football and soccer

55 min later 4774519 Anonymous
Social anxiety/avoidant personality disorder woo!

56 min later 4774532 Anonymous
Because I'm self conscious about my faults, and when I think about asking a girl out I play out the future in my head, and I see how awkward I'd be. So then I avoid the girl.

57 min later 4774542 Anonymous
>>4774221 Nigger cock? Why not White cock. Wow, I'm really offended. >impling i give a fuck about which colored cock you'll gobble down once you grow out of your phase

59 min later 4774555 Anonymous
>>4774430 >tfw I'll never tug on your penis and stare at the area above it (man mound)

1 hours later 4774581 Anonymous
i dont love myself as much as i love anyone who i would ask out

1 hours later 4774586 Anonymous
Because I just recently was broken up with from a 3 year relationship and I've alienated everyone I used to know. I tried messaging this superqt with the same music taste as me, but she didn't respond. thinking about sending another message but idk what to say without being a total creep. I'm hoping things will get better when I got to community college. I've heard it's like high school, and high school was relatively decent before i got a gf.

1 hours later 4774628 Anonymous
>>4774581 got me right in the feels

1 hours later 4774642 Anonymous
My ego's too fragile. If I got rejected or the relationship didn't work out, it'd crush me.

1 hours later 4774650 Anonymous
>>4774581 they'll never love me as much as i love them and i'll never love myself as much as anyone could love me in fact, i hate myself. every little thing about myself i just fucking hate it. i hate my face, i hate my personality, i hate my life, i hate everything.

1 hours later 4774680 Anonymous
The last one is being gang banged like the slut she turned out to be

1 hours later 4774690 Anonymous
too afraid to ask girls out. oh, and i dont actually know any. otherwise, i dont get why i havnt found anyone. i guess i probably have high standards by societies standards but who knows.

1 hours later 4774706 Anonymous (default.jpg 369x136 8kB)
>>4774650 me to bro me to

1 hours later 4774714 Anonymous
Because I'm a gay. >That feel when no need for gf

1 hours later 4774721 Anonymous
>>4774706 why would you post that image ;_; no one has done that since she left, and no one ever will again. ill never have another love like that. we were so in tune with each other, man. she knew i was depressed and she stuck it out with me. she held me while i cried. no one will ever know me like she knew me. ugh god fuck damn it shit

1 hours later 4774742 Anonymous
>>4774721 im sorry man. ive been there and still am there. i might not be able to hold you when you cry, but i want to

1 hours later 4774746 Anonymous
>>4774354 I know plenty of fat guys with girlfriends.

1 hours later 4774762 Anonymous
>>4774742 i would i swear to god. no homo.

1 hours later 4774770 Anonymous
>>4774542 Niggers have never insulted me for my sexuality, white men have. Of course I'd go for the nigger dick. >implying I'm not kidding >implying you don't give a shit while you still bothered to answer to my post It's till true though, only white men have given me shit about being a dyke.

1 hours later 4774774 Anonymous
anyone who'd ever date me is blindly retarded. I wouldn't date anyone retarded. it's a kind of mutual thing.

1 hours later 4774776 Anonymous
She got out of a relationshit with a douche and doesn't want anything right now. She did say that she wished she liked me the way I like her cause i guess I'm smart and funny. >tfw seething hatred for douchebags all over again

1 hours later 4774796 Anonymous
I couldn't care less, honestly. There isn't a part of me that wants to pursue a romantic relationship.

1 hours later 4774797 Anonymous
>>4774746 i'm assuming that they're at least funny or have some kind of personality to offer.

1 hours later 4774807 Anonymous
>>4774770 Do you know many black men though? If all the men you interact with happen to be white, I would assume that if any of them gave you shit for being gay, they'd probably be white.

1 hours later 4774856 Anonymous
Still love with my ex but I'm working on getting over it

1 hours later 4774869 Anonymous
>>4774856 >only finding someone else will help you get over it >can't find someone else i want to die. i have horrible vivid nightmares about her every night in which she tells me about all of the guys she's fucked and how she doesn't love me anymore.

1 hours later 4774952 Anonymous
>>4774690 That's pretty much me but besides being too afraid I also have a boring as hell personality.

1 hours later 4774954 Pandasdoto (1354495679861.jpg 1488x2240 245kB)
Well i broke up with my 2nd Gf in all my life(some feminist drug junky i meet in a stoner trip) that was 5 months ago i lost my virginity to her (in january im a 26 Years old robot best birthday ever) had sex with her every fucking single days for 5 month im not joking then she got bored and dump me well i think that was the only woman who will ever have interest in me she even threw herself at me. anyway that was the only relationship i had every other girl just frienzone me or were not interested in me i dont have a girlfriend because im lazy ass fuck and im not a very social person but im really nice i droped the university twice and i dont have a very bright future but at least now im studying gastronomy i dont think any girl will fall for me (again) also im fat but at least got some muscles like strongfat i guess i got some hopes dunno

1 hours later 4774955 eeyore of Boletaria
I don't leave the house so therefore I have no friends to network and meet anyone. I'm also poor so I can't go out anywhere. Women don't like shut-in males anyway.

1 hours later 4774986 Pandasdoto
>>4774955 yeah that happened to me we were always at my house watching movies and cuddling i guess she got bored you have to be a social person in order to get a GF

1 hours later 4775013 Anonymous
I guess its because I don't want/need one. I'm very introverted, I don't like talking to people. I have virtually no sex drive. I live ages away from anywhere, and having a girlfriend would be inconvenient.

1 hours later 4775049 Anonymous
>>4774807 Don't take me too seriously, I'm just exaggerating on the internet because I'm bored and drunk and lonely. But yeah, you're right. I've only known a couple of black guys and I guess I've just been lucky they haven't given me shit about this. Some white guys have, but there's also plenty of them who've been really nice about it.

2 hours later 4775637 Anonymous
>>4775049 I dunno, maybe they know what it's like to be oppressed too or whatever. I wouldn't know, because I'm a white, straight male, but I wish the best for you.

3 hours later 4775733 Anonymous
>>4775637 Thank you, I wish the same for you.

3 hours later 4775774 Anonymous
There's no cute lesbians near me.

3 hours later 4775831 Anonymous
I honestly don't know. Maybe because I only hang out with the same people; I don't really socialize anymore. Also, most of the girls I meet are retards and I don't even want to talk to them. I don't consider myself ugly or stupid.

3 hours later 4775966 Anonymous
In an awkward fuckbuddy/ relationship with a friend. It will destroy us both when the shit finally hits the fan.

3 hours later 4775982 Anonymous
Because it would upset my boyfriend.

3 hours later 4775995 Anonymous
Because I'm a shutin with no friends who doesn't know how to charm women.

3 hours later 4776012 Anonymous
>ugly >garish personality >people get bored of me >me

3 hours later 4776018 Anonymous
>short >average looking at best >unemployed/poor >little socialization >uninteresting >live in a low pop area so little variety of women >not massively confident The only thing i have going for me is that i'm not socially awkward, which is hardly a plus, just means i'm normal.

3 hours later 4776025 Anonymous
I have a girl I see now and then. Not an escort. but a GF? I'm terrible in relationships

3 hours later 4776058 Anonymous
Because I am an introverted faggot who can't make real conversation unless its about things I enjoy, like films and music.

3 hours later 4776077 Anonymous
Because I am an asshole. I have accepted it. I am trying to work on it. Because I am never serious No-one takes me seriously. I have to stop laughing. I lie ALOT than say "sorry for lying lol" (that lol isn't a lol, I really laugh in their face) I hate myself and I cry myself to sleep because I am such a dick. Sometimes, when I realize that I am doing these things my heart stops for a second, my head spins and I feel like curling into a ball because I can't even control my behaviour. I suck

3 hours later 4776091 Anonymous
At present I'm not in the right mindset to have a relationship. My ex hurt me good and deep and I'm done for the time being, even if I haven't given up on relationships altogether. Doing well otherwise though.

3 hours later 4776104 Anonymous
>Ugly >Weak >Unemployed/No money >Uninteresting >No social skills >Social anxiety I think that list just about sums it up.

3 hours later 4776112 Anonymous
Okay here goes Average height Average looks Black hair Brown eyes I'm an over-sensitive asshole I have trouble talking to new people On subjects that I have no knowledge on I make shit up and side with the person I like most I steal I smoke I hate myself I don't care about any of that stuff though I'm a nihilist thats why no gf

3 hours later 4776113 Anonymous
>>4776058 As a tip, this is essentially how conversations start. The key is trying to understand what makes someone else like something, whether the same thing or something you aren't as much a fan of, and discussing that, getting to know what makes 'em tick. It's a start. People usually return the favor and ask about your own interests.

3 hours later 4776119 Anonymous
>>4775995 Pretty much this. I have two friends in my city but besides that, I don't know anyone; not even the name of anyone in my classes.

4 hours later 4776378 Anonymous (juggs.jpg 396x316 42kB)
well, im 6'3", my whole life ive received compliments about my looks from non-relatives, girls my age and lots of desirable girls have approached me and flirted with me (so i guess my looks arent a problem), i put some effort into my appearance (good haircut, dress nice in clothes that fit very nicely, wear rimless glasses that fit my face perfectly, etc), not shy, have a sense of humor, people think that im "funny" and im good with computers (i know girls like guys who can fix shit, so i guess thats a good thing). however all those girls who approached me and flirted with me, even the average looking ones, changed their minds. im assuming its because... >just only a LITTLE socially awkward and dont have 100% perfect social skills >did shitty in school and dropped out of high school >other than doing something every now and then that payed under the table, such as website design, ive never had an actual job before and i leech off of social security >live at home (26 years old) >never played sports, was never into watching them either >dont care about politics >prescribed to xanax and prozac >dont have any interesting hobbies like guitar playing or rock climbing, i just play vidya, go on the internet, etc but then when i think about it, i always hear about, read about and witness stories about desirable girls being with losers. so maybe me being a loser isnt the problem? or the type of losers girls like are drug dealers, guys who do hard drugs, criminals and so on, not the type of loser i am?

5 hours later 4777442 Anonymous
>>4776378 I think if you found steady employment and got a cheap apartment near your parents and asked for help in exchange for chores, and got out a lot more you'd do just fine. I'm at home too bro, but im getting an apartment soon. That's really all you need, your own place, and more social interaction.

5 hours later 4777477 Anonymous
I'm ugly, boring, and hesitant to take initiative. It's that simple, really.

5 hours later 4777508 Anonymous
>>4777477 You probably just need more confidence. The old saying is nothing ventured, nothing gained, right? Just keep trying, and eventually you'll find a way.

5 hours later 4777566 Anonymous
Too honest

5 hours later 4777608 Anonymous
I've had plenty of girls that have liked me, and that I've liked back, but for some reason I never make a move. I guess I just don't care that much about being in a relationship, and I'm not sure why. I usually end up regretting it when the girl moves on and starts going out with someone else, but I still do this every time.

6 hours later 4777643 Prince Charming
I broke up with my most recent one a few months ago. >tfw sweet relief

6 hours later 4777645 Anonymous
>>4777608 It could be that you are scared of having your heart broken, or putting yourself out there. Have you explored your heart at all? I suggest you do that.

6 hours later 4777653 Anonymous
>>4777508 good answer. generic, stupid, been said a million times before, vague at best and at worst doesn't mean a fucking thing, but good answer.

6 hours later 4777658 Anonymous
>>4777508 I'll try one of these days.

6 hours later 4777669 Anonymous
>>4777645 I guarantee his heart is a terrifying place.

6 hours later 4777681 Anonymous
I only go or the girls who don't like me as much as I like them. They're not usually out of my league, and I don't usually like a challenge, it's just that whatever girl I go for, shows no interest in me.

6 hours later 4777682 Anonymous (spag.png 435x450 342kB)
>ex cheats on me >tfw too afraid to approach anyone else

6 hours later 4777728 Anonymous
I'm Tall, in shape, somewhat attractive, and I'm funny (at least that's what other people tell me)...... But I just can't talk to girls ;_;

6 hours later 4777737 Anonymous
>>4773966 >Also, comes the fact that I rather be myself than be something completely fake, as in liking stuff I don't like. That's exactly how you get a girlfriend, retard.

6 hours later 4777738 Anonymous
>>4777669 I can attest to this from experience.

6 hours later 4777752 Anonymous
because I live in a party college town notorious for cheating and not being able to keep a relationship lots of fuck buddies and one night stands though

6 hours later 4777777 eeyore of Boletaria
>>4777682 >ex cheats >crushes any self-esteem you built up and now you're worse off than you originally were

6 hours later 4777780 Anonymous
>>4777645 Could be that I'm scared of having my heart broken, but I'm a pretty confident person. If anything, I'm more afraid of the relationship going wrong and then having to break up, mainly because it's usually a friend of mine. >>4777669 >>4777738 Lol I don't think it's a terrifying place, but who knows. What makes you think that?

6 hours later 4777785 Anonymous
>>4777777 >>4777777 >>4777777 >>4777777 >>4777777 >>4777777 >>4777777 >>4777777 and it goes to a fucking tripfag, fan fucking tastic

6 hours later 4777788 Anonymous
>>4777777 >>4777777 >>4777777 >>4777777 >>4777777 >eeyore got sex get out normalfag

6 hours later 4777789 Anonymous
Because I have severe trust issues, granted i'm one of the most reliable people that i know, in regards to friends and such, but I don't trust any of them. It's been like this for a few years now, that phrase seared into my mind, "trust no one". Oh, and I had a girlfriend, broke up with her about 2 years ago to spare her from my bullshit.

6 hours later 4777790 Anonymous
because I can't meet girls who likes to watch movies/tv, read books and her hobbies don't include partying or outdoorsy garbage. apparently they don't exist in eastern Canada.

6 hours later 4777792 Anonymous
The only girl I'm truly interested in friendzoned thus unreachable, became cynical and uninterested afterwards.

6 hours later 4777795 Anonymous
i have no gf because i chase girls and regret girls who chase me.... some of them are attractive, i am a fucking idiot

6 hours later 4777806 Anonymous
>>4777795 reject*

6 hours later 4777807 truckerfag
Because I'm a short, fat, hairy, ugly creep that drives a truck 340 days a year. I'm the stereotypical serial killer archetype. I got by on dating girls I knew before I was a driver, but they've all been exhausted. All I can manage now is sex slaves, and they bore me to death.

6 hours later 4777809 Pachacutec
>>4777785 /b/tard, pls, leave. We don't give a fuck about gets here.

6 hours later 4777815 Anonymous
>>4777777 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. NOT TO THE SECOND WORST TRIPFAG WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

6 hours later 4777818 Anonymous (1351392838310.jpg 248x249 45kB)
>>4777777 >>4777777 >>4777777 >>4777777 >>4777777 Oh noooooooo badwloi

6 hours later 4777827 Anonymous
>tfw qt3.14gf that is into femdom. >tfw i look like a shota so we roleplay a lot. hngggg

6 hours later 4777831 Anonymous (1337344384121.png 500x400 551kB)
>>4777777 DAT GET MOOTBLOX

6 hours later 4777848 Anonymous (only rose now.png 1365x718 947kB)
>>4777777 this is now a roze thread

6 hours later 4777861 swami
>newfags >thinking GETs are important anymore lol

6 hours later 4777862 Anonymous (1316900836050.jpg 450x360 117kB)
>>4777848 So, what's the deal with that Anon Moose kid? He QP junior?

6 hours later 4777865 Anonymous (drenched.jpg 450x360 114kB)
>>4777861 >second worst tripfag GETs >worst tripfag comes into thread BEGONE! BEGONE!

6 hours later 4777869 Anonymous (fluff.jpg 450x360 52kB)
>>4777865 i liek choklet milc

6 hours later 4777876 Captain Hook
My standards are ridiculously high and I don't really care to get one. >>4777777 hue

6 hours later 4777884 Anonymous (dcf460a296659eb2b9cd0a04213190ad_87217.jpg 450x360 60kB)
>>4777869 aaaaaaaaaaalways I want to beeeeeeeeee with you. and make belieeeeeeeeeve with you and live in harmony harmony ooooooh looooooooove >all these tripfaggots coming in here

6 hours later 4777890 Anonymous (good morrow.jpg 450x360 53kB)
>>4777884 post rose, faggots.

6 hours later 4777894 Anonymous (girl.png 480x360 147kB)
>>4777890 needs moar rose

6 hours later 4777896 Anonymous
>>4773947 >Self confidence. >Also afraid to have sex. So when it gets somehow serious with some girl I just cut off any contact and just avoid her (won't answer the phone). >I'm 18 and i've already done to 4 girls that were into me. >tfw sleeping beside friend's cousin >tfw when NOT DOING A THING Anybody else ever done that ? yeaaaah, i figured.

6 hours later 4777903 Anonymous (doublesfightclub.jpg 400x334 76kB)
>>4777777 6 doubles, that is.

6 hours later 4777904 Anonymous (girl2 waking up.png 480x360 257kB)
>>4777894 needs more rose

6 hours later 4777905 Anonymous
>>4777653 Well, how is this for original? The real reason why you suffer from loneliness and sexual ineptitude comes from the fact that you can't for once in your feeble minded existence set everything that you have ever experienced and ever been told aside and take a risk that could potentially crush your perceived "feelings" of someone else. because if you ever did, you would come to find out that the fantasy that you have constructed in your head is a complete and total fallacy, and that in real life people crush and people get crushed and rejected, and that there is such a thing as people who get whatever they want, whenever they want, and you'll never have the kind of success that they always seem to have even though all these things can be completely negated with a kind of steady resolve that you get only when you truly truly care for someone. All you wish for is a pillow enhanced sex machine with an ability to empathize with everything that you are suffering from. And the fact is, if you ever tried to interact with some with the goal of intimacy this kind of idea is impossible. My advice to you is to stop blaming all your failures on your perceived "weaknesses" and start going balls to the wall action and determination. Stop accepting what people say on here as a possibility and make your own god damn possibility. You want her? Go and get her. It doesn't matter how much money you make, how better they are compared to you, how inept you are socially, whatever. If you simply make the resolve to get this at whatever the cost you will at some measure reach some part of your goal, no matter how paltry and insignificant. Fuck what people say. Fuck depression. Fuck forever alone. Go and fucking get it.

6 hours later 4777906 Anonymous
>>4773947 I typically notice social cues too late to act upon them and I have a bit too high standards intellectually. For some reason I expect a woman as analytic as me. I've been trying to drop this to lose my virginity--it's going to require a lot of DXM and alcohol. I also didn't start learning to socialize until a year ago (I'm 19) because I only hung out with my few friends and played a lot of WoW.

6 hours later 4777908 Anonymous (girl3.png 480x360 265kB)
>>4777904 needz more rose

6 hours later 4777910 Anonymous (fcecd99655b7ef6c768279d55cf49ef3_5197581.jpg 450x360 79kB)
>>4777908 rose or gtfo

6 hours later 4777918 Anonymous (IMG_0227.jpg 450x360 109kB)
>>4777910 >tfw no rose seriouslee

6 hours later 4777923 Anonymous
>>4777910 Stop this shit. It's annoying you asspie fuck. This bitch doesn't even know you exist yet i'm sure she already hates you. Stop.

6 hours later 4777929 Anonymous (FUUUUUU.png 555x404 476kB)
>>4777918 >tfw you only know where she lives down to a few streets. >tfw no exact address heavy weapons guy is sad. >>4777923 How do you know. You can't hate a whole group of people unless they're niggers.

6 hours later 4777933 Anonymous
because > late bloomer > have low libido > more interested in relationships > bad at communicating > not a lot of money or a job > no car > don't go to clubs > not afraid to act in creepy ways (publicly wearing binoculars, walking alone at night, ...) > math major And, once again, bad at communication. It is easier for me to find out where someone lives, walk to their house, and ring their doorbell than to text or call them. Hmm... I could do stuff like cryptographically encode my identity on valentine's day cards. Maybe this winter, when it snows, I could be out at midnight to put messages in the snow. You will all say that these ideas are extremely dumb, probably. But I am guilty of no crime other than a taste for adventure. It is probably a little bit better than being nice to them all the time so that they will suddenly notice you etc. like most of you guys say you've done.

6 hours later 4777937 Anonymous (tumblr_m6vbfzLJbB1qhrpyu.jpg 462x346 18kB)
>>4777933 stop this shit. this is a rose thread.

6 hours later 4777944 Anonymous (not.jpg 450x360 59kB)
>>4777937 sure is nice winter in riverton

6 hours later 4777953 Anonymous (tea.jpg 450x360 127kB)
>>4777944 WE ROSE THREAD NAO

6 hours later 4777959 Anonymous (dat hair.jpg 450x360 84kB)
>>4777953 y'all pathetic fucks who can't get laid. cheers.

6 hours later 4777970 Anonymous (pomf.jpg 450x360 51kB)
>>4777959 rose, mah bros. also dat nose.

6 hours later 4777971 Anonymous
>>4773947 I'm an annoying faggot

6 hours later 4777978 Anonymous (approves.png 549x338 220kB)
>>4777971 you sure ar

6 hours later 4777983 Anonymous (1353808814610.jpg 400x320 35kB)
DID SOMEONE SAY ROSE? CUZ I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEONE SAY ROSE

6 hours later 4777993 Anonymous
>>4777890 >>4777894 >>4777904 You do realise Rose is a man, yes?

6 hours later 4777996 Anonymous (Rose is amused by your faggotry.jpg 450x360 104kB)
>>4777983 roseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroseroserose am I oser yet?

6 hours later 4778003 Anonymous (theresnopenis.jpg 487x724 60kB)
>>4777993 You do realize you believe everything trolls tell you, yes?

6 hours later 4778007 Anonymous (brofist.gif 263x150 498kB)
>>4777905 HOO-RAH!

6 hours later 4778008 Anonymous (Heart.png 418x406 270kB)
shhhhhh it will all be alright rose will kiss the pain away

6 hours later 4778017 Anonymous (me.jpg 450x360 107kB)
>>4778007 everything he described is an illusion. how you perceive yourself does not influence how others perceive you. Thinking I'm the greatest person alive doesn't make me the greatest person alive. ...Oh wait.

6 hours later 4778020 Anonymous
>have always been scared of communicating with girls >had bad experiences with my first crush when I was 10-years-old (no, I didn't get her in the end) >had a shit time trying to get a girlfriend when I hit junior high and all the girls became teases who only wanted to date jocks and popular boys >never really had an interest in any girls in high school >my college course had no girls on it, and I was already a shut-in by this point >parents have little contact with people who have daughters that I could potentially be set up with >I have developed a very toxic personality over the years and no longer feel right in attempting to establish relations with people and now I just stew in my own anger and whack off to my 3 terabytes worth of porn.

6 hours later 4778028 Anonymous (Consider the following.jpg 643x428 48kB)
>>4778020 wow you are sad and beyond help lol. kill yourself. Rose advises you to.

6 hours later 4778044 Anonymous
>>4778028 Pray tell, who is this 'Rose'? New attention whore?

6 hours later 4778051 Anonymous (Ok what.png 658x404 306kB)
>>4778020 just imagine never having to deal with hunger, filth on your body, having to go to the toilet, loneliness, and generally the psychological punishment that is solitude just consider it. It will happen anyway. >>4778044 you must be GNU

6 hours later 4778063 Anonymous (feeeek.jpg 300x300 17kB)
It's a combination of being picky, reserved, and generally afraid of commitment. >tfw 6'1 and pretty /fit/ >Funny, talkative, not shy. Drink, but never get plastered embarrassingly. Can talk about a wide range of subjects, hiding my /v/ and /r9k/ power level. >A few girls have been interested in me over the past year that I've noticed >I generally miss the cues entirely, and when I have noticed its with girls who are coming on way too hard and it's off putting >If I am attracted to a girl I generally try my hardest to not act like it, as well as me being a very private and reserved person. I go out of my way to talk to them less, not text unless they text me, etc... >tfw what I want I will probably never get >tfw girls are interested and I want nothing to do with them because of minor deviations from my perfect mate >tfw this is all because of a failed 2.5 year relationship, making me overthink every possible future partner >I have a date tomorrow with a girl I have no interest in and will be doing everything I can to not lead her on. Oh the awkward. I'll be alone forever.

6 hours later 4778065 Anonymous
>>4778017 How about you start with thinking you're not an absolute shit so you can get out of your room and say hi to another human? And are you the one posting this chick? She's average-tier attention-whore at best. Most of the girls posted in robot crush thread were better.

6 hours later 4778072 Anonymous
>>4778063 Oh god, it's me on the internet. Well, except that last part about a date tomorrow.

6 hours later 4778073 translurker
>>4778028 >>4778028 shit video

6 hours later 4778087 Anonymous (Hai Gaiz.png 895x714 866kB)
>>4778065 you find me an attractive smart funny and relaxed woman then we talk >>4778063 >Funny, talkative, not shy keep telling yourself that. false confidence is best confidence.

6 hours later 4778088 Anonymous (1349815063128.gif 226x169 1891kB)
Because she dumped me 4 hours ago.

6 hours later 4778096 Anonymous (fdfdfdfdf.jpg 300x276 41kB)
>>4778072 It's ok feelbro. Maybe one day we find happiness.

6 hours later 4778103 Anonymous
>>4778087 it's not a fucking girl you fucking transexual loving piece of SHIT fuck you im rocking my cis privilege ROSE IS A GUY

6 hours later 4778112 Anonymous (41156409.jpg 233x186 36kB)
>>4778073 agreed. but it did contain clues about her whereabouts. OH WAIT YALL NUMBSKULLS WITH NO MENTAL ENERGY LOL

6 hours later 4778119 Anonymous
Because >I want a gf that shares some of my interests and tastes >I'm somewhat introverted >Standards are probably too high >Too nervous to make moves

6 hours later 4778122 Anonymous (explaining.png 1198x900 1135kB)
>>4778103 keep telling yourself that <3

6 hours later 4778136 Anonymous
>>4778122 FUCK YOU YOU DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT I AM A CISGENDER MASTER RACE

6 hours later 4778137 Anonymous
Because I just moved and don't know anyone. shit sucks yo. also my standards are probably way to high for my own good.

6 hours later 4778138 pirs (1346371195370.jpg 1182x830 104kB)
>>4777996 why is she so perfect, robots?

6 hours later 4778147 Anonymous (tumblr_m5oqemfZoq1qa16ogo1_500.png 438x359 239kB)
>>4778122 troll of the highest order >>4778136 lol 0/10 >>4778138 dunno lol

6 hours later 4778154 Anonymous
>>4778028 not him but have you tried not being a kike if the goyim kill themselves that doesn't mean you'll suddenly be magically able to not get thrown out of countries or exterminated, it just means that you'll do it to yourselves, but worse, you'll have no one to blame

6 hours later 4778157 Anonymous (tous.jpg 626x417 17kB)
>>4778096 Here's to us. >>4778087 The entire point of his post was for you to go out there and find one. Or you know what, no woman out there exists that isn't a back stabbing gold digging useless whore right?

6 hours later 4778178 Anonymous
GUYS I HAVE LIKE THIS AWFUL HORRIBLE PLAN TO GET THE INTEREST / ATTENTION OF SOME THEORETICAL GIRL WHO I AM INTERESTED IN. > go by house at night > give her gifts > be kind to her without her knowing who I am >> various flowers I find on walks >> vegetables & fruit >> interesting rocks, polished quartz, bronze-coated pennies >> useful objects, like salt for melting ice, a book, a map, a compass, a spool of thread, a magnifying glass > maybe she notices some of them > maybe she doesn't > maybe she doesn't like them > she can't get mad at me though, because she doesn't know me > later > sometimes attach a cryptic note >> paper contains encryption of my phone #, by GCD or something >> an orienteering course for getting to my house, along with a compass >> a large map with my house highlighted, path I took traced out >> prime factorization of my address # > maybe she will call me or visit me sometime Who would accuse me of being a creepy stalker if all I had done to her was leave anonymous gifts? This is the kind of 'being nice' that would not automatically put me into the friend zone. I just might do some of this stuff. wow, wait, this just reminded me of "to kill a mockingbird" and Boo Radley. Cool.

6 hours later 4778184 Anonymous (wallpaper-258631.jpg 1280x1024 147kB)
Well... >short 5'6'' >skinny fuck >never leave the house >quiet/shy That's why no gf OP. Also moar Rose pics pl0x.

6 hours later 4778198 Anonymous
unwilling to put myself on 'the market' think okcupid is a silly waste of time enjoy having a beard in my free time I prefer spending time alone or with a close friend playing video games or watching anime don't go to parties so no chances to sleep with a girl and make her emotionally attached to me

6 hours later 4778206 Anonymous (lul.png 416x431 320kB)
>>4778157 Rose has integrity. The fact that she declined QP's offer of 1000 pounds for a bate video says it all. also over 9000 hours in ms paint

6 hours later 4778216 Anonymous (kinda like.jpg 450x360 53kB)
>>4778206 dumping more rose dis be my thread now. king 2pac and obama need not apply

6 hours later 4778233 Anonymous
>>4778206 This Rose person is like 16, aren't they? Isn't this kind of creepy, you obsessing over them? Not cool, dude.

6 hours later 4778236 Anonymous (1322107027620.png 480x360 182kB)
>>4778216 brb smoke. Don't run away, thread!

6 hours later 4778242 Anonymous
>>4778233 why are you mad about pedophiles on 4chan the rose-lovers are part of a long history of kiddie-diddlers and boylovers going back to 2003, this is our heritage

6 hours later 4778244 Anonymous
>>4778138 Because 4chan has a gigantic boner for transsexuals

6 hours later 4778245 Anonymous (mkxlwg.jpg 640x480 15kB)
>>4778233 You're 10 years off. Now I really need mah smoke Also what's wrong with 16 year olds? old enough to bleed is old enough to breed I say!

6 hours later 4778249 Anonymous
>>4778206 The fact "she" declined it is because "she" doesn't want people knowing she has a penis.

6 hours later 4778255 Anonymous
>>4778242 Please don't turn this into that he's annoying and a spamming faggot but please, I'm begging you, don't make this a thing

6 hours later 4778257 Anonymous (exh.jpg 450x360 54kB)
>>4778242 dear thor. surely it hasn't been THAT long. I thought 2006 at most. I'm getting too told for this shit.

6 hours later 4778275 Anonymous
>>4778255 I dunno, man. All of these pics and this ATTITUDE I'm getting is looking kind of... Well, illegal. Did she consent to these pics? Can you prove she did?

6 hours later 4778288 Anonymous
>>4778275 Look, I don't want this to be a thing. Just let it go.

6 hours later 4778299 Anonymous
>>4778288 If he's still at it when I get back, you might have some trouble.

6 hours later 4778302 Anonymous (Choose one.png 1010x571 849kB)
>>4778275 retard >>4778288 pedophile in shame or raped as a kid lololololo >which would you rather have rose stick in your anus

7 hours later 4778313 Anonymous
>5'7" manlet >South-east Asian mongoloid >awkward as fuck >unsociable >no confidence >unemployed >self-harm scars >suicide is my only option

7 hours later 4778315 Anonymous (1326397074211.png 352x264 165kB)
>>4778302 soinkz

7 hours later 4778329 Anonymous (sadface.jpg 450x360 81kB)
>>4778313 At least you're realistic. Go for it. Take some lives with you if you feel like getting some revenge on your surroundings.

7 hours later 4778339 Anonymous (b7d3c7f701c855099296474ed1e406ca_644192.jpg 450x360 59kB)
>>4778299 >establishing ID's on an quasi anonymous imageboard gtfo thomas >mfw

7 hours later 4778342 Anonymous
No need for one, I don't have a problem with being alone.

7 hours later 4778344 Anonymous
>>4773947 Because I've had a few and relationships are exhausting, expensive and at times dangerous. Right now I'm enjoying being single and sleeping with women casually. inb4 normalfag

7 hours later 4778359 Anonymous (maxin.jpg 450x360 53kB)
>>4778344 I enjoy sleeping with hookers that have a similiar build to rose. I also call them rose because fuck it I'm paying for it

7 hours later 4778379 Anonymous
>>4778359 I've never paid for sex, is there a thrill to it?

7 hours later 4778388 Anonymous (f99d9dec7c1fab81b2f4f3e34236b802_581.jpg 450x360 54kB)
>>4778359 this thread ain't going nowhere on MY watch also 14/f/cali here >>4778379 There is everything except emotional connection and flesh directly touching

7 hours later 4778390 Anonymous
- I don't know how to enjoy usual social gatherings/parties/etc - I am ugly even after doing all that was in my power to improve my appearance (losing weight, etc) - I can't hold conversations because I'm not actually interrested in knowing other people's favorite colors and favorite bands and the diameter of their nostrils. I prefer to get to know people through actions, but at the same time I know people won't just give me a chance like that, and I understand that. - Still can't talk to people or have fun with them though

7 hours later 4778402 Anonymous (Angels.png 520x390 254kB)
>>4778388 image related >>4778390 If you are older than 15 and still have those problems I suggest an hero

7 hours later 4778405 Anonymous
>>4778388 How much does a hooker go for?

7 hours later 4778408 Anonymous
>metalbro Normal girls aren't generally into metalbros, kind of limits me to a pretty small group of chicks

7 hours later 4778422 Anonymous (1348083584974.png 480x357 345kB)
>>4778405 depends whether legal or illegal. I pay 50 for an hour. I did see a lot of overpricing in murica and other parts of yurop tho

7 hours later 4778435 Anonymous (What is nate's foot doing here.jpg 233x186 16kB)
>>4778422 still not enough ROSE

7 hours later 4778461 Anonymous (ecstatic beyond comprehension.jpg 1025x593 98kB)
>>4778435 we need to go derper desu~ >rose inside youtube inside MsPaint inside my HDD inside 4chan

7 hours later 4778463 Anonymous
>>4778422 I've always thought about hiring a "escort" just to experience it but I'm not that hard up for sex at the moment because of a friends with benefits I have.

7 hours later 4778491 Anonymous (1354739189943.jpg 400x341 16kB)
>>4778463 Then you have absolutely 0 reason to hire one. Unless you get bored of pumping the same girls everytime and want to try latina or asian or smth >MOAR ROSE! MOARRRRRR ROOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEe >this is the picture that contains a clue about where she is >i figured it out >not gonna share HAHAHAHAHAHAH

7 hours later 4778528 Anonymous (hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp.jpg 848x441 75kB)
>>4778491 the levels of rose in this thread are disturbingly low >rosetrolling/g/.jpg

7 hours later 4778579 Anonymous
I'm not sure I don't have spaghetti problems I've talked to about 15 women recently in an attempt to get a gf I think I'm just fucking really ugly

7 hours later 4778590 pirs (1333643287681.jpg 904x800 160kB)
more rose http://vyou.com/roze

7 hours later 4778596 Anonymous (1354627965883.png 663x372 225kB)
>>4778579 I think you're not rich enough. Do drug dealing what the fuck do you have to lose anyway. Fast, pays well because there is a potential minimal risk of getting caught if you are a nigger. tl'dr fuck bitches earn money

7 hours later 4778601 Anonymous
>tfw rose has a dick

7 hours later 4778611 Anonymous
because i'm probably gonna call her and break up with her in a few minutes

7 hours later 4778613 Anonymous (angelsanddemons.jpg 1600x843 190kB)
>>4778590 >http://vyou.com/roze link on latest rose video >still no new vyou vids she be trolling yo

7 hours later 4778630 Anonymous (1334872923287.jpg 352x264 35kB)
>>4778613 >not using novidya with intel dohohoho she dun goof'd >my rape face

7 hours later 4778653 Anonymous (tumblr_lwh0x5buNU1qa16ogo1_500.jpg 450x360 52kB)
>>4778590 I hate how she doesn't make pictures like this anymore. I hate how she declined Brian's offer. tl'dr love/hate

7 hours later 4778667 Anonymous
>low self esteem >5/10 max >not social enough >spaghetti as shit >deep down, be an awful person, despite all attempts to change

7 hours later 4778675 Anonymous
>short >skinny >ugly face >bitter attitude towards everything >shit social skills >no money and to top it all off, i'm a filthy nigger.

7 hours later 4778679 Anonymous (1324098082462.png 558x350 287kB)
>>4778653 or rather, IGNORED brian's offer. fuck you cocaine checkum >>4778667 gtfo this is a rose thread

7 hours later 4778748 pirs (1333644682948.jpg 233x186 35kB)
>>4778653 What offer?

7 hours later 4778752 Anonymous (1307673525356[1].png 640x480 248kB)
I want solitude to work on the things I'm passionate about and Women after observing how women influence a man's life I guess you can say became pessimistic and didn't want to have a girlfriend After watching my friends get gfs and go there seperate ways I realized I had become a loner and slowly grew to like it Thing is now I wish I had my own room and the only way I can convince my mom I'm not gay before moving out is to legitimately get a gf But Hentai is much more conveniant and beautiful...why can't we be left alone and shit ;_;

7 hours later 4778770 Anonymous
I don't know who I want I'm terrible at reading signals and hints

7 hours later 4778773 Anonymous (1334665072534.jpg 450x360 117kB)
>>4778748 First, he threatened her to release her dox unless she sends him her nudes. She didn't respond. Then, He offered to pay her 1000 GBP for a mastubation video. She also didn't respond tl'dr >not a whore >beautiful >doesn't drink >doesn't smoke >smarter than most people I dare you to tell me this woman is not 10/10

7 hours later 4778783 Anonymous
>>4778752 I should have saved that gif... You know, the one where the masturbation champ says "It's so nice and clean".

7 hours later 4778874 Anonymous
I've had opportunities and then turned them down because I wasn't into them or because I was oblivious. Then girls asked to be fuck buddies, but not a girlfriend, and I turned that down too. I then switched to a science major and lost contact with most girls that I knew. I don't go out much, haven't ever really approached girls, and all I do is go to the gym, work, and go home. I don't really put myself out there. Lately I've been adding girls from /soc/ but it's been shitty and I've given up hope for that. Since I don't really put myself out there, I don't predict a gf in a while. [spoiler[will someone pls be my gf?[/spoiler]

7 hours later 4778883 Anonymous (gnash.jpg 450x360 58kB)
>>4778874 welp, here comes the BAWWWtism I'm fucking out.

7 hours later 4778897 Anonymous
>>4778874 It's simple. Don't expect girls just coming over to your house looking for you while you sit in front of your computer all day. Like Rose once said, you have to have this attitude of "what the fuck, fuck it".

7 hours later 4779019 pirs (1339968851398.jpg 450x360 85kB)
>>4778773 I see I love how she never answers questions about sexuality or romantic life on vyou

8 hours later 4779434 Anonymous
>>4777827 >into femdom >no gf >look like an FPS protagonist >no shota roleplaying for me ;_;

8 hours later 4779542 Anonymous
>>4778783 I know the one I don't have it either

8 hours later 4779561 Anonymous
>>4779434 >into femdom >/fit/ and look like 80s val kilmer >no gf >girls always want me to dominate them

9 hours later 4779786 Anonymous
>>4776077 Fucking know that feel man.

9 hours later 4780365 Anonymous
Mostly because im saving out for "that perfect girl"/ im lazy/ i dont initiate any intament relationships Im a regular guy party on the weekends get drunk and high as fuck, i have many friends including many attractive women but i just dont see a soul mate so to speak in any of them.... woah is me

9 hours later 4780371 Anonymous
>>4780365 >Im a regular guy party on the weekends get drunk and high as fuck, i have many friends including many attractive women but i just dont see a soul mate so to speak in any of them.... im also 18 and just starting college at a pretty good school

9 hours later 4780387 Anonymous
I guess I just dont care. I don't think I could get one if I cared though.

10 hours later 4780442 Anonymous (1355215745592.gif 138x98 83kB)
To be honest, I don't know what to do. I know that the main goal is to fuck, but what then? It seems like a lot of hardwork also, the only benefit that I see from having a girlfriend is the company, but that could be easily replaced by like a dog or a cat. Is there like a premade plan thing someone could link me to so I know what to do.

10 hours later 4780453 Anonymous (mam12.jpg 704x480 32kB)
Because People freak me out People make me scared People make me so damn self-aware

10 hours later 4780468 Anonymous
I'm fat and i don't get out much I very rarely speak to girls around my age so that kinda makes things more difficult I'm slowly changing all that though

10 hours later 4780472 Anonymous
Because I everytime I try to get close to a girl, they end up having something to cock block me. "blah blah blah im a lesbian blah blah" fuck How come most girls I know are lesbians.

10 hours later 4780477 Anonymous
>>4774005 >5'9 >manlet that's only slightly under average height

10 hours later 4780482 Anonymous
I have a physical disability that makes me feel undesirable to all females. All the social awkwardness just stems from that. 21 year old kissless virgin.

10 hours later 4780512 Anonymous
>>4780482 so you have a tiny penis?

10 hours later 4780547 Anonymous
>>4780512 Cerebral palsy actually

10 hours later 4780573 Anonymous
>>4780547 Get over here, bro. How bad is yours? >tfw you never have full control of your body

10 hours later 4780588 Anonymous
>>4780547 I know a guy with that who has a gf he's a pretty nice guy

10 hours later 4780601 Anonymous
>>4780588 Some people are just born lucky.

10 hours later 4780616 Anonymous
Because I suffer from cystic acne. And I'm shy as fuck. I also grew up on an island, which was really small and everyone knew everyone. Also I might possibly be open to homosexual relations.

10 hours later 4780629 Anonymous
>>4780573 lower extremities mostly. I guess you can say it's mild. Still walk with crutches, have shitty posture and shitty fine motor skills though. In comparison I can't really complain, still makes me feel like an outcast.

10 hours later 4780634 Anonymous
that feel when none of you faggots ever go outside

10 hours later 4780641 Anonymous
>>4780629 Shit, mine affects my left arm and leg.

10 hours later 4780646 Anonymous
>>4780634 tfw its raining

10 hours later 4780650 Anonymous (1329082861868.jpg 300x400 28kB)
>>4774017 this is spot on

10 hours later 4780706 Anonymous
I've been self-conscious all my life of being fat, later on even moreso after finding out I have a small penis. I've never bothered to try talking with girls and tried avoiding them as much as possible. Having nearly no friends, no way of getting around, or any means of financial support keeps this habit alive.

10 hours later 4780724 Anonymous (1293058945054.jpg 484x634 77kB)
Because I'm shy and insecure as fuck. I have a really hard time initiating contact with anyone unless they talk to me first. Bad social skills etc. I honestly can't imagine having a girlfriend again :(

10 hours later 4780729 Anonymous
because gay

10 hours later 4780736 Anonymous
>>4780724 This, this this. When I got out of my first relationship I knew that my ex could move on and I'd be fucking alone for years because I can't socialize and people want things that I just don't have.

10 hours later 4780741 Anonymous (1354839601430.jpg 622x480 227kB)
>>4780442 Anyone? This is what I know so far First date = getting to know her Second date = fuck Third date = Learn even more about her ????]- this is where I don't know what to do Marriage Kids Divorce Die

10 hours later 4780822 Anonymous (1355091244861.jpg 298x382 39kB)
>>4780736 Yep. Thing that sucks is when I was with my girlfriend most of things kinda disappeared. I still had my problems but to avoid looking like a bitch to my gf I just forced myself to do shit. I wonder why I can't just do the same when I'm alone. Good luck bro.

10 hours later 4780854 eeyore of Boletaria
>>4780736 >I knew that my ex could move on and I'd be fucking alone for years Oh god feels on wheels

10 hours later 4780931 Anonymous
because I'm a gross fat bastard. But then I lost SOME weight and got my shit together a little. Now I'm less of a fat bastard with the overly developed personality that fat bastards use to compensate and I've learned to fake confidence/normality. Suddenly some low class females/low self esteem females express interest, but being a fat bastard I'm 2 years old and never had a girl friend so I'm too much of a fucking loser to make any type of moves, and of course you can not admit to being a 26 year old dateless loser(although I'm not actually a virgin) I'm so alienated and jaded at this point I don't really even get crushes anymore.

10 hours later 4780958 Anonymous
>>4780931 err that should be 26 years old not 2

10 hours later 4780972 Anonymous
I'm unattractive and uninteresting

10 hours later 4780990 Anonymous
Combination of: 1. Don't know anybody. 2. Bad at socializing. 3. Not motivated enough to get past the first two. 4. Generally, not motivated enough. Don't take care of myself adequately in almost any way imaginable. Bada bing bada boom, no gf >can we get back to the interesting threads now

10 hours later 4781003 Anonymous
Because there is literally nobody in this podunk town with the same interests. Not a single one. I meant, shit, I go out on the weekends with my roommate, and every person my age in this town all want to party and drink to their graveyards. What is so wrong with staying in, watching movies/playing video games, and just relaxing with a good book or something.

10 hours later 4781042 Anonymous
Because I'm a 26 year old virgin who lives in a small town and I don't relate to anyone at all where I live. I work and go home. Woman here don't get me and most of them have kids at my age or are married. I suppose I could settle for someone who has three kids at 25 or something.

10 hours later 4781102 Anonymous
i don't try. and i avoid girls who approach me, and ignore all the supposed girls that are eyeing me that all my friends seem to think are into me. tl;dr- fucking bad experiences with intimacy and such hopeful feelings

10 hours later 4781158 Anonymous
I just imagined Harley shouting "EPIC FEEL TIME ONLINE FEEL SHOW"

11 hours later 4781464 Anonymous
Because she lives an hour away with no transportation of her own, is a regular student where I student-intern, and my bosses always load me up with menial crap to do during student breaks and right after class, preventing me from talking with her at all aside from passing "hey what's up?"s and quick compliments* That and she's an average of 9.5/10 by most of my friends' standards, and although incredibly picky about who she dates we have a much older mutual bro who sees my predicament and has been trying to work on my behalf for the past month or so. No time to talk to her now and not good enough friends to ask for the number yet so can only hope she comes back next semester when volunteers will take on enough of my duties to free up a solid 2 minutes of talk time per day. *have been calculating a plan using this tactic, however at this rate I need either far more time than there is left in the school year or roughly 75% of my responsibilities to be covered by volunteers for the rest of the year

11 hours later 4781519 Anonymous
Because I screwed up. I waited all summer to ask, and she starts dating some guy that's 10 years older and a state away. Only time I've seen her since then has been working together. So, I've been trying to at least stay relevant with her, but somehow, asking about a concert may have been too far? I figured she'd break it off with the guy once she moves to a school closer to here, so maybe it couldn't hurt to inch closer now. But I'm pretty sure it did. If she doesn't respond in a couple days about the concert/music I sent her, I might just have to bring it up, and either clear the air or cease all communications. It'd be a lot easier to get over it all, if I just asked and got shot down because of no interest. tl;dr I'm a miserable opportunist who can't accept defeat.

12 hours later 4781936 Anonymous
>>4781519 How about my last venture? >girl at work is over-the-top into me for 4 months (always comes by my station on or off the clock, i apparently can't tell an unfunny joke, she turns every shade of red when i make eye contact, etc) >view as needy, not interested >every contact we both know says i should go for it regardless of how close she and they are (so no "tell him about me" bull) >no >end of 4 months realize she's pretty cool with 8/10 looks >sure why not? >"you're still single right?" >"of course... why?" >"let's grab some lunch or dinner this week" >"OMG FINALLY I'LL WORK OUT SOMETHING WITH MY WORK SCHEDULE SO WE CAN" >avoids me next day >no contact, doesn't answer calls or texts all week but is visible at work >friday rolls around >tell bro boss what's going on over break in his office >he calls her into his office on the spot >she walks in, he gets up and says "you two have some things to discuss" and leaves >she's cornered >"wtf is going on? you been ducking me since we made plans saturday" >"oh i've decided i'm not going to date anymore until i meet my future husband" >wut harder than after first fap >next day see her doing same stuff she did to me for 4 months on my old bro from high school >just told him everything night before >he gives the upward nod then shoots her down right there in front of me >gives me a thumbs up and walks off as she's standing there confused/hurt then she and i got put on the same shift in the same station. we work well together and get along well considering prior events, but the tension coming from her is a tangible entity and everyone feels it. conversation is limited to what's necessary for work and the rarely acknowledged compliment when she's getting overwhelmed/depressed i'm still interested

12 hours later 4781999 Anonymous
>>4781936 Pretty close. Yeah, she was kind of over the top to me for all of summer. A group was supposed to go to the zoo. I was worried because the one cook's always a dick to me, and if I tried talking with her, he'd probably put me on the spot. I'm pretty sure she met the current guy at some event a couple days after the zoo, so yeah, there's that. Nope. Just looked at timeline, and apparently, they knew each other since the 1st. So, now I know, but I feel dirty for stalking that hard. I think I need a shower at 2:30 in the morning...

12 hours later 4782017 Anonymous
>>4781999 Of August. So yeah, I would have gotten shown up in front of a dick cook and a bunch of her friends. I love life...

12 hours later 4782045 Anonymous
Because I'm a boring flabby shut-in who'd much rather be reading non-fiction .pdfs than doing an interesting//attractive hobby. Plus I've been outshone by "alphas" since puberty, so why bother?

12 hours later 4782055 Anonymous
because I'm too shy to ask her out

12 hours later 4782074 Anonymous
I'm fat and I feel disgusting. I'm an asshole. I have no self-respect and no confidence. I have no idea how to respond to social cues. I honestly wouldn't know what to do if I succeeded at getting a woman in bed because porn has dulled my instincts to much.

12 hours later 4782096 Anonymous
Because to others I'm a complete and utter bore, I'm not exciting or charismatic enough for women to see me as more than a friend.

12 hours later 4782126 Anonymous
>no job >no self-confidence >low self-esteem I never have the confidence to approach a girl because I feel that even if I did, she wouldn't find me attractive anyways. I wouldn't even know what to talk about.

12 hours later 4782130 Anonymous
Because there is and always will be someone better than me for everybody

14 hours later 4782835 Anonymous (shsh.png 476x289 191kB)
>>4777777 1 in a 111,111 get and you waste it, I hope you're pleased with yourself you worthless nigger, you could've actually said something great.

14 hours later 4782872 Anonymous
I'm always a plan B for chicks, they lead me on (kissing, dates, etc) and then decide they go for the better. Whatever, at least not a virgin.

15 hours later 4782948 Anonymous
>>4773947 Been obese for the first 18 years of my life. This resulted in always being a social outcast, throughout primary and secondary school. Became a shy, introvert shut-in whose only friend was his gaming PC throughout his childhood. This meant that the years where kids usually experiment with dating for the first time and have their first sexual experience, I was rotting inside the 4 walls of my comfy room. When I finally decided that I had enough with rolling around on my fats and actually want to look like a normal person, it was already too late. I lost weight, thinking I would surely get attention from females as I always thought I was quite handsome under the fats. Lost weight, but never really gained self-confidence, and with 18 years of damage done, it's hard to do the first steps... I though if someone's interested, she'd come up to me and tell me straight up. 2 years passed, and since then, I received 0 female attention. This means that my self-esteem and self-worth are so low, you couldn't even measure it. I actually think I'm a fucking burden to this world just by walking on the face of this earth and existing. Also, I have nothing to offer for wimminz. There are much, much, much better alternatives and who'd chose someone this bad when she can have a fucking Alpha? This is why I don't have one. And will never have one.

15 hours later 4782979 Anonymous
>>4773947 i push girls away emotionally after sex.

15 hours later 4782982 Anonymous
Girl 1: Wanted/wants to friends-with-benefits-zone me. Bromance-zoned her instead. Fairly confused emotionally by severe trauma. Makes a great close friend even if she's averse to attachment. Long-term prospect. Girl 2: Explicitly stated that she doesn't date during school and is obviously obsessed with her grades. Seems open to being asked out when her current classes end if a bit unsure. Girl 3: Gave me her number tonight and is expecting a message soon, asked her ambiguously to hang out (unsure quite what she's like yet, have only talked to her twice) and she jumped to conclusions (not objecting), all is good. Bonus points: Had a horrible rash on my face when I did ask her. Disclaimer: I usually get a fair bit of attention from girls whenever they're around without even trying.

15 hours later 4782999 Anonymous (robot.png 768x1024 1602kB)
I don't have a bf, because: >extremely introverted >social anxiety >naturally quiet >shy, also >scared of men >scared of sex >don't want to be vulnerable >I hardly ever go outside

15 hours later 4783010 Anonymous
>>4782999 The picture of that girl... she's on fucking Facebook and has a hot body. She'd hardly be a robot.

15 hours later 4783021 Anonymous
>>4782999 That girl should really lay out a cloth or something on that chair. It's just a wet farm of bacteria waiting to annihilate her twatmeats.

15 hours later 4783022 Anonymous
Cuz I'm a playa 4 life

15 hours later 4783024 Anonymous
>>4782999 Do you wanna cuddIe?

15 hours later 4783026 Anonymous
because women are repulsive I don't have a bf because I got dumped and I'm still obsessing over him

15 hours later 4783035 Anonymous
>>4783026 Those feels. I know what it's like femanon. How is it feeling like a desperate crazy bitch knowing he doesn't want you anymore? I feel like a lunatic.

15 hours later 4783044 Anonymous
>>4783035 teats or gtfo

15 hours later 4783046 Anonymous
>>4783024 I don't know. Maybe if it's non sexual and just for comfort. I guess that could be nice.

15 hours later 4783050 Anonymous
im too skinny which makes me unattractive. i turned 19 today and still am just on 50kgs. no matter how much I lift or eat it doesnt help, bitches seem to take one look at me and think 'ew' and say shit like "are you anorexic" or "why dont you eat more" and stupid shit like that

15 hours later 4783063 Anonymous
>>4783046 Yeah exactly. I enjoy just having a cuddle with a girl without feeling I need to fuck or date her. it just feels really good.

15 hours later 4783082 Anonymous
>>4782999 got anymore pictures?

15 hours later 4783083 Anonymous
Because I'm a mentally unstable weirdo who has no friends and can't interact with people in a normal way.

15 hours later 4783091 Anonymous (0495562945[1].jpg 2304x1728 795kB)
>>4783082 here yeh go

16 hours later 4783110 Anonymous (1321661412478.jpg 900x1283 890kB)
>Be honest, why don't you have a gf? > Long term-depression (Had it for at least 7 years, been getting better for the last year and a half - since I finally seek professional help) >I'm a shitty human being No empathy, smart but sarcastic, treat women like shit >I hate my body I like my face, but I'm slightly chubby (178cm, 78kg) and have a small dick >I only have a handful of friends >Never had a gf, parents divorced at the age of 4, I dunno how relationships work >24 yo now, I don't really give a fuck anymore

16 hours later 4783119 Anonymous
>>4783091 >Screen says Technicienne de surface It means JANITOR HAHAHA SHIT JOB

16 hours later 4783123 Anonymous
Don't have the slightest idea how to talk to girls. Low self-esteem around females. Not that attractive.

16 hours later 4783131 Anonymous
>>4783091 If this is you, get rid of the >scared of sex And use sex to gain wealth and social status. Srsly technicienne de surface quoi :/

16 hours later 4783133 Anonymous
>>4783091 Is naked computing common?

16 hours later 4783138 Anonymous
>>4783133 I guess it's common for frenchfags.

16 hours later 4783145 Anonymous
I live in the ghetto. I have had pretty attractive girls hit on me but since they are all sassy black or mexican girls I get nervous. I also wouldn't really want one as a GF even though they are all hot with amazing asses.

16 hours later 4783150 Anonymous
>>4773947 Because I don't want to love someone I'm not risking that shit man I plan on dying alone and fucking prostitutes

16 hours later 4783155 Anonymous
>>4773983 An ugly one with low standards.

16 hours later 4783217 Anonymous (00tumblr_lyb29oMkK61qm6mtao1_1280.jpg 900x600 152kB)
girls like to be naked when on the computer

16 hours later 4783221 Anonymous (tumblr_lxownkIonq1r7rguno1_1280.jpg 1280x906 387kB)
or at least not wear pants

16 hours later 4783228 Anonymous (4chansex.jpg 640x498 37kB)
the real reason why

16 hours later 4783234 Anonymous (1333172141747.jpg 417x312 59kB)
>>4783228 only other picture I know of

16 hours later 4783241 Anonymous
I'm scared of women. It's like if I make a play towards a woman that I'm lowering my standards and just being a horny dog like all the unthinking pleb zombies out there.

16 hours later 4783247 Anonymous
>>4773947 I finally DO have a girlfriend, and she's wonderful! Unspoiled by another man's touch. Well mannered and has both a mother and a father. She's always positive and supports me in everything I do. Hahaha her last boyfriend fucked up and let her go and I vultured in on her. YES! He's trying to get her back, but she's too loyal. My semen will be the ONLY semen!

16 hours later 4783253 Anonymous
I gave up , mostly anyways. I 'm not entirely sure if I want a relationship at this point .

17 hours later 4783417 Anonymous
>>4781936 you've got some decent bros in your life.

18 hours later 4783846 Anonymous
I can't really decide if I even want one or not at this point, for a few reasons I guess. >tfw don't know what I want.

19 hours later 4783911 Anonymous (happyfeel.png 750x750 25kB)
I don't have a girlfriend because i don't want one. >that SWEET feel when no gf

19 hours later 4783976 Anonymous (Not-Bad-Obama-Meme-1024x1024.png 1024x1024 134kB)
>>4773947 Im 18 (male) unemployed, still live with parent, just living off welfare and i only go out with dad like once a fortnight for the shopping at the grocery. Other than that I stay at home. Home-schooled since first grade. I haven't talked to anyone under 40 in ...hold up....maybe all this year actually. huh what do you know. Dad's disappointed, but he's learned to accept it, just like me. But life is still pretty good, I dont see what everyone is complaining about. Its alright.

19 hours later 4783989 Anonymous
because i just asked somebody out for the first time in 3 years yesterday and she said she was hungover and would be too tired to go out because she was coming back to our city by train and would be too tired to do anything after i'm pretty popular and her friends love me. i'm having a house party thursday and she'll probably come. wat do?

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